>From a legendary game developer to a gas station wagie

>From a legendary game developer to a gas station wagie
What went wrong?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He couldn't make me his b***h.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good on him, he's moving up in the world

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he owns it for fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sure, john

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      john, get back to work

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Daikatana has that shit

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You'll buy John's new game, right? So he can stop working at the Vintage Texaco Gas Pump?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick happened to that blacklight game he was making with Adrian Carmack? They cancelled the crowdfunding because people complained there wasn't enough info on the game and then they went radio silent

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They've been working on it quietly for a few years and will re-announce soon.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you will never watch the kino that begins with old Romero working at some gas station in rural ireland, but through unforeseen circumstances he has to step out of retirement and make everyone his b***h again.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he won in the end.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's also trans.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Getting black nailpolish is actually pretty common for guitarists since it protects your fingernails from getting worn down by the strings.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you don't play with your fingernails, you play with your fingertips or a pick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >you don't play with your fingernails
          you can play with anything moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ...what?

          What anon says is half-true, in the sense that if you play a nylon-stringed guitar you're bound to get your nails damaged pretty badly especially if you practice and frick up a lot
          However this is only true for certain styles of music, namely traditional ones, so if a metal guitarist paints his nails black it's exclusively for aesthetic purposes
          I personally use a bit of colourless nail strengthener every once in a while, and the end result is that my nails are white-ish and almost undistinguishable from their natural look

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ...what?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He accidentally got oil on his fingers from working at the gas pump store all day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, that's more of a soft metal thing. Being a 90s boy, it totally adds up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers like you wouldn't get it.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Could be worse, could've been wrongfully convicted

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I had to guess, he's doing it for fun and to get a little trickle of pocket money. There's no way that he couldn't land a higher paying job. It's just that those jobs would involve spending the entire day problem solving, sometimes with novel problems.

    You see that with programmers a fair bit. A lot of them leave the field in spite of the great pay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do people seriously still not know? He collected old gas station memorabilia.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cope romero, you will always be a wagie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever you say, John.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stallman fell off.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rumor has it that japanese secret service traced the gas in kojimas car to romeros station after the assasination.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Modded Daikatana is great game

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He beat me 1-10 in a Doom 2 deathmatch.

    I accidentally instagibbed him in a teleporter and the whole room clapped (they thought it was intentional, it wasn't)

    :')

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember that day too!
      That night when you were playing your silly games I was having a steamy sex with your mother
      good times

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dad?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look at his face, you wish you were as content and blissful as this man is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt anyone normal would enjoy being a wagie
      He has a fake smile, just for the photo

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And just like old times, Carmack felt an impulsive need to try to one up Romero with his metal dildo manufacturing

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