Fuck Batarians

Fuck Batarians

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not like that.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Catalyst intensifies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sheploo is always depicted as a badass soldier that takes names and fucks bitches
      >Femshep is always depicted as either a whore for Batarian/Krogan cawk or a pedophile
      Utterly hilarious.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds to me like Femshep's badass too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's an accurate depiction of a military woman

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Been in the army and none of them took Krogan dick.
          They were pedophiles though.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
            but you are wrong

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How do they get Krogan dick then?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Krogan?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Obligatory
            >tfw never got /ss/ raped by military girl
            Alright I'm done here bye.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Military "girls" are fucking disgusting.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        almost as if it's men behind all the content

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        'loo is pure and for Jack only

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          More of Talifag myself but Jackfags are based in my book.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Liara only. No flings, no side hos.
          A soldier needs to be loyal, Shepherd.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >liara
            Shepard has like zero chemistry with her, Tali and Jack feel like they would be natural partners.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Love my Zerofu

          However is there a mod that erasers the tattoos, but keeps the scars?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >always depicted
        By whom? I played all three games and their characterization is pretty much the same.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just replaying Mass Effect 1.
    >fighting Benezia
    >reduce her to half health in 10 seconds (op gear and skills)
    >cutscene for geth mooks plays
    >game glitches out and teleports me onto railing.
    >-ACK
    >reload at the start of the MAKO trip
    fuck this game. But the music and atmosphere aboard the SR1 Normandy is top tier, it feels more oppressive and apocalyptic than anything they did in 2 and 3. But at the same time kinda cosy. Just knowing that really, even the ship itself, reliant on the mass relays, is part of the Reapers trap. And you're in it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've instinctively saved every five mins during Noveria for the last decade due to that happening to me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm almost sure that noveria is bugged on its checks for auto saves with how long the lab segment is and how it will always send you back to the mako if you die during it. No other mission in the game has such poor save points

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Sarina Valentina?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think that you brain might be fried

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'll never fuck prime Sarina
          Feels bad

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Still peak chud

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bailey Jay, Sarina Valentina and Kalindra-Chan were the only legitimate trannies

            A shame what happened to Sarina/Kalindra, Bailey is still going strong

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              wtf happened to Sarina and Kalindra?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sarina took off her tits and has to cake herself in makeup to even look remotely decent

                Kalindra just doesn't have any social media presence, she hardly posts but is still pretty hot

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Sarina took off her tits and has to cake herself in makeup to even look remotely decent
                I mean that's the fate of all trannies as they age.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Sarina took off her tits and has to cake herself in makeup to even look remotely decent
                Didn't Sarina also start to get pretty fucking fat for a while there?
                I just looked her up and she's a lot thinner now than I remember but it looks like most of it was probably liposuction or something and sucking out all the implants and titty fat was probably an overreaction to realizing she was becoming a horker.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah she was fat for a time but after she lost the weight she got rid of her tits

                There is nothing attractive left

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why did you censor his nipples?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make black squadmate
    >he works for a criminal organization
    >his dad is missing
    >when you find his dad it turns out he's a rapist
    >if you romance him he cheats on you and gets the other girl pregnant
    How the fuck did Bioware get away with this??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they were based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because NOONE cared about the jacob relationship. They mentioned that as to being one of the reasons why they gave him a character arc like that. Not only do people barely play femshep, but of those who did, almost none went for that romance. I think garus was the most popular. And kayden

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Femshep romance options
        >Top Bro Garrus
        >Badass Dying Assassin
        >Normal Soldier Man
        >Blue Alien waifu everyone gets
        >moron personified.

        I can't fucking blame the gays and ladies when given that choice for ignoring Jacob.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > Bird Monsters
          > Frog Monster
          > Woman
          > Most boring man alive
          > Woman
          > moron

          Femshep has some shit options tbh

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone wants to bone turians of either sex though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >kayden
        Isnt he gay?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shepardsexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sabbat chase you in here, Cammie?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be Jock Manrod
    >Disobey your C.O
    >Later she approaches you in her tactical alliance battle armor of a miniskirt and heels
    >Beat the shit out of her
    >She walks away like she's taught you some kind of lesson
    Join the Alliance son

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tactical alliance battle armor of a miniskirt and heels
      I'll never understand many of the design choices in Mass Effect; why do all of that world-building to completely fuck it by making thigh-high boots "armor"?
      I used to love Mass Effect when I'd only played it a few times through, but now all I can see are those daft fucking things. And don't get me started on Liara being a completely useless Shadow Broker who is outclassed by toothbrush lesbo, somehow going through all three stages of asari growth in the span of two years, thermal clips or Kai fucking Leng.
      Jesus Christ, did they shit their perfectly-made bed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >thro
        it's because only ME1 is a Mass Effect game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >muh thermal clips

        Oh my God, shut the FUCK up already!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I shall not, it's a very stupid thing
          Competent people would have designed combat around the cooling aspect, instead of turning it into just another Gears Of Walls

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you are a FUCKING retard

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you say so, you can't ever be wrong after all

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "We want the call of duty audience" was literally a quote in relation to mass effect anon. They sacrificed a cool and unique take on sci fi weapons and threw it in the trash for nothing. I will never stop seething

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, the thing about this is they even went out of their way to explain it in the lore. It was even a voiced audio log entry iirc. It all revolves around mass effect fields and chipping off ammunition from a block.

            I always thought a better explanation would've been, that as a result of increasingly resilient hardsuits and combat shields, the volume of metal chipped off the ammunition block had needed to be increased, therefore soldiers increasingly carried extra blocks into battle with them, seeing them reload when they hadn't needed to before. They could even say it was a response to how easily the Geth attacked the Citadel. Like, they needed to up from 9mm to .45. The idea of a termal clip just made no sense to me. Even if they ejected a thermal clip, why not just keep it on you so you can reuse it later after its cooled down?

            The main thing that ruined the series for me was the space battles though. There was clearly a great deal of thought put into the first games lore, how things would work, fleets, frigates, stealth, how coombat might play out in such an environment. All the ships, even background ones have very unique aesthetics. Then in subsequent games, it just becomes Star Wars. ME1 will always be the only Mass Effect game for me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >completely fuck it by making thigh-high boots "armor"?
        call me crazy, but I always envisioned the armor suits in Mass Effect 1 to be like, similar to the Still Suits that they use in Dune. So you could operate in the field for a looong time in one, and it would take care of things like hydration and so on. If you see a marine, they are often wearing the suits even in informal environments.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But then there's the oxygen masks in space
          Their eyes would be sucked from their skulls and their brains would boil
          It's just a very strange aesthetic that doesn't make any sense, so I wonder what the point of world-building is if they're not going to be consistent

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >oxygen masks in space
            but every suit of armour in the original game is a full face covering that could work as a space helmet
            I assume you are referring to things like pic related, but these only appear in ME2 onwards.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              But then there's the oxygen masks in space
              Their eyes would be sucked from their skulls and their brains would boil
              It's just a very strange aesthetic that doesn't make any sense, so I wonder what the point of world-building is if they're not going to be consistent

              forgot pic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >oxygen masks in space
                but every suit of armour in the original game is a full face covering that could work as a space helmet
                I assume you are referring to things like pic related, but these only appear in ME2 onwards.

                Yeah, that's what I mean
                It's so self-defeating in the name of... fuck I don't know. Design for the sake of it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well I suspect first, they had some cool looking concept art of it and decided to use that as the design. Artists probably never imagined it as a space helmet, just drawing cool stuff.
                Other reason, they probably had complaints that all characters looked too similar in the original ME1. If you take Liara as a squad mate, she looks the same as Ashley in full armour. They probably wanted to make her look distinct for gameplay reasons. Again, because they wanted more "action gameplay" stuff than stuff that made sense.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck Quarians.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aye aye, SIR!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    worse than the artifact guy

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jim Shepard reporting in. Fuck the Terminus Systems and impregnate every Quarian.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck, King

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >adept
      >assault rifle talent
      absolutely based, go get 'em soldier.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would go with Vanguard instead of Adept (Adrenaline Burst may allow you to use more biotic abilities than an Adept in certain situations), but still, this build is almost as based as it gets in the game.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >woolie overthinking the genophage
    classic woolz

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that pic looks amazing, is that ME1? Looks way better quality than the copy I play, is it modded or something? Or is this legendary edition?

      Also can someone clear this up for me, does the Genophage neuter the Krogan to an unsustainable level? Or does it just correct their birth rate to be sustainable. ME1 they seem to imply that the Krogan are being wiped out by the Genophage.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably modded LE.
        The genophage is made so that their population will remain stable at low numbers. Mordin specifically says in ME2 that, while it cannot be allowed to grow weaker so they grow in numbers, it also can't be allowed to grow strong enough to wipe them out. His project to correct it had to consider both ways.
        It's "sustainable" as a measure of harsh population control.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then why is the Krogan race dying, or implied to be dying?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Probably because they're violent thugs who join mercenary bands and get themselves killed.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Uhhh purely socio-economic reasons

            Only one in like one million pregnancies don't end in pregnancy. Also, Krogan women are rare so there isn't a lot of opportunity to breed,

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only one in like one million pregnancies don't end in pregnancy. Also, Krogan women are rare so there isn't a lot of opportunity to breed,

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We could have had more Red Shepard fucking his way across the galaxy.
      >Stuck with Woolie overthinking himself into the most retarded decisions because he wants to appear smart but is literally too stupid to put together a string of basic logic.
      Reggie is so based it is insane hat Woolie still drives most of the LPs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Woolie still hates batarians and is thus still based.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >spends 4 hours doing 2 Tuchanka missions, Grunt's being one of the shortest in the game
        Jesus christ

        Then why is the Krogan race dying, or implied to be dying?

        The Salarians never took into account the societal and mental ramifications of 999 dead babies/eggs for every 1

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KROGAN COCK

    SO GOOD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thanks doc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where is this from anyway? I never looked up its source back when i was lurking but it always was a thing

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Non-canon.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does every fucking thread on this shithole site devolve into chud nonsense?
    Every fucking time. You're obsessed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Femshep is canonically transexual.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not even women play as FemShep, only chuds.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dumb people cant control what goes into their brain it's a vicious cycle of monkey see monkey do

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You did choose to save the council, right anon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah fuck the council
      Humans first

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WTF

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tried doing this on my Renegade playthrough, except it felt really forced.
      The way you make this decision is literally sitting on your hands whistling in an all asses in gear situation. It just felt awkward.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The council can kiss my ass

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she probably does

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >green eyed pale ginger
    Shit did everyone who made a femShep have the same idea that I did?
    Shit, I was just trying to make my opposite after my maleShep run.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally the default

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, maybe I forgot. Haven't played since the 360 days.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humans are a blight on galactic purity. You sir! You are a blight! And you! And you, human. And you! (points to YOU).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One asteroid wasn't enough

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the FUCK did they even make weight affect Soldier in 3
    Fucking shitty ass Andromeda did the class better by making the abilities run on power cells instead of cooldowns. Much better than playing 3's Soldier on insanity where you're just spamming the fuck out of fire ammo concussion shot because the thing primes and detonates its own combo.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We should exterminate the batarians and give their worlds to Quarians and Krogans so they can stop bitching all the time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We should exterminate all non-humans tho

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck quarians

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disgusting horse knees

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      love me some quarian sluts

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post custom Shepards, bro or fem.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My toaster can't handle LE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOCO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I call him Testo Turbolift

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        me and my friend used to meme all sorts of names for him from "what was his name again?" threads but all i remember now is beef something something
        but yeah that's a good anon kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually like James, he's easily the best human companion

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i thought the same as well. i knew the general consensus was that people disliked his addition but i liked him

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"here's your savior of the galaxy bro"
    >some dumb skank
    imagine the embarrassment of being a femsheptard.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing anything but default sheppard
    ISHYGDDT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like to get invested in a ROLEPLAYING game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah fair enough anon, i'm not gonna dispute that logic. i was just shitposting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anything else just feels wrong and I hate it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ikr?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >playing male Shepard at all with his robotic generic voice

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ME2-3 broshep surpasses ME2-3 femshep

        Or whatever reason ME1 male shep is kinda stiff, but he figured it out in ME2.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post your cute Sheps

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that thing is a fucking monstrosity

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >and then shepard took batarian cock in every orifice while simultaneously being mindraped by an asari
    >wtf granpa

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KROGAN COCK

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