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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not like that.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Catalyst intensifies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sheploo is always depicted as a badass soldier that takes names and fricks b***hes
      >Femshep is always depicted as either a prostitute for Batarian/Krogan cawk or a pedophile
      Utterly hilarious.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds to me like Femshep's badass too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's an accurate depiction of a military woman

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Been in the army and none of them took Krogan dick.
          They were pedophiles though.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
            but you are wrong

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How do they get Krogan dick then?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Krogan?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Obligatory
            >tfw never got /ss/ raped by military girl
            Alright I'm done here bye.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Military "girls" are fricking disgusting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        almost as if it's men behind all the content

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        'loo is pure and for Jack only

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          More of Taligay myself but Jackgays are based in my book.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Liara only. No flings, no side hos.
          A soldier needs to be loyal, Shepherd.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >liara
            Shepard has like zero chemistry with her, Tali and Jack feel like they would be natural partners.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Love my Zerofu

          However is there a mod that erasers the tattoos, but keeps the scars?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >always depicted
        By whom? I played all three games and their characterization is pretty much the same.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just replaying Mass Effect 1.
    >fighting Benezia
    >reduce her to half health in 10 seconds (op gear and skills)
    >cutscene for geth mooks plays
    >game glitches out and teleports me onto railing.
    >-ACK
    >reload at the start of the MAKO trip
    frick this game. But the music and atmosphere aboard the SR1 Normandy is top tier, it feels more oppressive and apocalyptic than anything they did in 2 and 3. But at the same time kinda cosy. Just knowing that really, even the ship itself, reliant on the mass relays, is part of the Reapers trap. And you're in it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've instinctively saved every five mins during Noveria for the last decade due to that happening to me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm almost sure that noveria is bugged on its checks for auto saves with how long the lab segment is and how it will always send you back to the mako if you die during it. No other mission in the game has such poor save points

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Sarina Valentina?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think that you brain might be fried

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I'll never frick prime Sarina
          Feels bad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Still peak troony

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bailey Jay, Sarina Valentina and Kalindra-Chan were the only legitimate trannies

            A shame what happened to Sarina/Kalindra, Bailey is still going strong

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              wtf happened to Sarina and Kalindra?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sarina took off her breasts and has to cake herself in makeup to even look remotely decent

                Kalindra just doesn't have any social media presence, she hardly posts but is still pretty hot

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Sarina took off her breasts and has to cake herself in makeup to even look remotely decent
                I mean that's the fate of all trannies as they age.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Sarina took off her breasts and has to cake herself in makeup to even look remotely decent
                Didn't Sarina also start to get pretty fricking fat for a while there?
                I just looked her up and she's a lot thinner now than I remember but it looks like most of it was probably liposuction or something and sucking out all the implants and titty fat was probably an overreaction to realizing she was becoming a horker.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah she was fat for a time but after she lost the weight she got rid of her breasts

                There is nothing attractive left

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why did you censor his nipples?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >make black squadmate
    >he works for a criminal organization
    >his dad is missing
    >when you find his dad it turns out he's a rapist
    >if you romance him he cheats on you and gets the other girl pregnant
    How the frick did Bioware get away with this??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they were based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because NOONE cared about the jacob relationship. They mentioned that as to being one of the reasons why they gave him a character arc like that. Not only do people barely play femshep, but of those who did, almost none went for that romance. I think garus was the most popular. And kayden

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Femshep romance options
        >Top Bro Garrus
        >Badass Dying Assassin
        >Normal Soldier Man
        >Blue Alien waifu everyone gets
        >Black person personified.

        I can't fricking blame the gays and ladies when given that choice for ignoring Jacob.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          > Bird Monsters
          > Frog Monster
          > Woman
          > Most boring man alive
          > Woman
          > Black person

          Femshep has some shit options tbh

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone wants to bone turians of either sex though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >kayden
        Isnt he gay?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shepardsexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sabbat chase you in here, Cammie?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Be Jock Manrod
    >Disobey your C.O
    >Later she approaches you in her tactical alliance battle armor of a miniskirt and heels
    >Beat the shit out of her
    >She walks away like she's taught you some kind of lesson
    Join the Alliance son

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tactical alliance battle armor of a miniskirt and heels
      I'll never understand many of the design choices in Mass Effect; why do all of that world-building to completely frick it by making thigh-high boots "armor"?
      I used to love Mass Effect when I'd only played it a few times through, but now all I can see are those daft fricking things. And don't get me started on Liara being a completely useless Shadow Broker who is outclassed by toothbrush lesbo, somehow going through all three stages of asari growth in the span of two years, thermal clips or Kai fricking Leng.
      Jesus Christ, did they shit their perfectly-made bed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >thro
        it's because only ME1 is a Mass Effect game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >muh thermal clips

        Oh my God, shut the FRICK up already!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I shall not, it's a very stupid thing
          Competent people would have designed combat around the cooling aspect, instead of turning it into just another Gears Of Walls

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you are a FRICKING moron

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If you say so, you can't ever be wrong after all

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          "We want the call of duty audience" was literally a quote in relation to mass effect anon. They sacrificed a cool and unique take on sci fi weapons and threw it in the trash for nothing. I will never stop seething

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, the thing about this is they even went out of their way to explain it in the lore. It was even a voiced audio log entry iirc. It all revolves around mass effect fields and chipping off ammunition from a block.

            I always thought a better explanation would've been, that as a result of increasingly resilient hardsuits and combat shields, the volume of metal chipped off the ammunition block had needed to be increased, therefore soldiers increasingly carried extra blocks into battle with them, seeing them reload when they hadn't needed to before. They could even say it was a response to how easily the Geth attacked the Citadel. Like, they needed to up from 9mm to .45. The idea of a termal clip just made no sense to me. Even if they ejected a thermal clip, why not just keep it on you so you can reuse it later after its cooled down?

            The main thing that ruined the series for me was the space battles though. There was clearly a great deal of thought put into the first games lore, how things would work, fleets, frigates, stealth, how coombat might play out in such an environment. All the ships, even background ones have very unique aesthetics. Then in subsequent games, it just becomes Star Wars. ME1 will always be the only Mass Effect game for me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >completely frick it by making thigh-high boots "armor"?
        call me crazy, but I always envisioned the armor suits in Mass Effect 1 to be like, similar to the Still Suits that they use in Dune. So you could operate in the field for a looong time in one, and it would take care of things like hydration and so on. If you see a marine, they are often wearing the suits even in informal environments.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But then there's the oxygen masks in space
          Their eyes would be sucked from their skulls and their brains would boil
          It's just a very strange aesthetic that doesn't make any sense, so I wonder what the point of world-building is if they're not going to be consistent

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >oxygen masks in space
            but every suit of armour in the original game is a full face covering that could work as a space helmet
            I assume you are referring to things like pic related, but these only appear in ME2 onwards.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              But then there's the oxygen masks in space
              Their eyes would be sucked from their skulls and their brains would boil
              It's just a very strange aesthetic that doesn't make any sense, so I wonder what the point of world-building is if they're not going to be consistent

              forgot pic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >oxygen masks in space
                but every suit of armour in the original game is a full face covering that could work as a space helmet
                I assume you are referring to things like pic related, but these only appear in ME2 onwards.

                Yeah, that's what I mean
                It's so self-defeating in the name of... frick I don't know. Design for the sake of it?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well I suspect first, they had some cool looking concept art of it and decided to use that as the design. Artists probably never imagined it as a space helmet, just drawing cool stuff.
                Other reason, they probably had complaints that all characters looked too similar in the original ME1. If you take Liara as a squad mate, she looks the same as Ashley in full armour. They probably wanted to make her look distinct for gameplay reasons. Again, because they wanted more "action gameplay" stuff than stuff that made sense.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Quarians.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aye aye, SIR!

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    worse than the artifact guy

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jim Shepard reporting in. Frick the Terminus Systems and impregnate every Quarian.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck, King

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >adept
      >assault rifle talent
      absolutely based, go get 'em soldier.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would go with Vanguard instead of Adept (Adrenaline Burst may allow you to use more biotic abilities than an Adept in certain situations), but still, this build is almost as based as it gets in the game.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >woolie overthinking the genophage
    classic woolz

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that pic looks amazing, is that ME1? Looks way better quality than the copy I play, is it modded or something? Or is this legendary edition?

      Also can someone clear this up for me, does the Genophage neuter the Krogan to an unsustainable level? Or does it just correct their birth rate to be sustainable. ME1 they seem to imply that the Krogan are being wiped out by the Genophage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably modded LE.
        The genophage is made so that their population will remain stable at low numbers. Mordin specifically says in ME2 that, while it cannot be allowed to grow weaker so they grow in numbers, it also can't be allowed to grow strong enough to wipe them out. His project to correct it had to consider both ways.
        It's "sustainable" as a measure of harsh population control.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Then why is the Krogan race dying, or implied to be dying?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Probably because they're violent thugs who join mercenary bands and get themselves killed.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Uhhh purely socio-economic reasons

            Only one in like one million pregnancies don't end in pregnancy. Also, Krogan women are rare so there isn't a lot of opportunity to breed,

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only one in like one million pregnancies don't end in pregnancy. Also, Krogan women are rare so there isn't a lot of opportunity to breed,

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >We could have had more Red Shepard fricking his way across the galaxy.
      >Stuck with Woolie overthinking himself into the most moronic decisions because he wants to appear smart but is literally too stupid to put together a string of basic logic.
      Reggie is so based it is insane hat Woolie still drives most of the LPs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Woolie still hates batarians and is thus still based.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >spends 4 hours doing 2 Tuchanka missions, Grunt's being one of the shortest in the game
        Jesus christ

        Then why is the Krogan race dying, or implied to be dying?

        The Salarians never took into account the societal and mental ramifications of 999 dead babies/eggs for every 1

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KROGAN wiener

    SO GOOD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thanks doc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      where is this from anyway? I never looked up its source back when i was lurking but it always was a thing

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Non-canon.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does every fricking thread on this shithole site devolve into troony nonsense?
    Every fricking time. You're obsessed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Femshep is canonically transexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not even women play as FemShep, only troons.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dumb people cant control what goes into their brain it's a vicious cycle of monkey see monkey do

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You did choose to save the council, right anon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah frick the council
      Humans first

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WTF

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tried doing this on my Renegade playthrough, except it felt really forced.
      The way you make this decision is literally sitting on your hands whistling in an all asses in gear situation. It just felt awkward.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The council can kiss my ass

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she probably does

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >green eyed pale ginger
    Shit did everyone who made a femShep have the same idea that I did?
    Shit, I was just trying to make my opposite after my maleShep run.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally the default

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, maybe I forgot. Haven't played since the 360 days.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Humans are a blight on galactic purity. You sir! You are a blight! And you! And you, human. And you! (points to YOU).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One asteroid wasn't enough

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the FRICK did they even make weight affect Soldier in 3
    Fricking shitty ass Andromeda did the class better by making the abilities run on power cells instead of cooldowns. Much better than playing 3's Soldier on insanity where you're just spamming the frick out of fire ammo concussion shot because the thing primes and detonates its own combo.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We should exterminate the batarians and give their worlds to Quarians and Krogans so they can stop b***hing all the time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We should exterminate all non-humans tho

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick quarians

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Disgusting horse knees

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      love me some quarian bawds

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post custom Shepards, bro or fem.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My toaster can't handle LE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LOCO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I call him Testo Turbolift

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        me and my friend used to meme all sorts of names for him from "what was his name again?" threads but all i remember now is beef something something
        but yeah that's a good anon kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I actually like James, he's easily the best human companion

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i thought the same as well. i knew the general consensus was that people disliked his addition but i liked him

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"here's your savior of the galaxy bro"
    >some dumb bawd
    imagine the embarrassment of being a femsheptard.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >playing anything but default sheppard
    ISHYGDDT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like to get invested in a ROLEPLAYING game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah fair enough anon, i'm not gonna dispute that logic. i was just shitposting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anything else just feels wrong and I hate it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ikr?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >playing male Shepard at all with his robotic generic voice

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ME2-3 broshep surpasses ME2-3 femshep

        Or whatever reason ME1 male shep is kinda stiff, but he figured it out in ME2.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post your cute Sheps

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that thing is a fricking monstrosity

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >and then shepard took batarian wiener in every orifice while simultaneously being mindraped by an asari
    >wtf granpa

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KROGAN wiener

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