Frick it. I can't do it.

Frick it. I can't do it.
Go ahead and tell me "lol get good" and "I beat it on my second try" all you want. I can't fricking do it.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did you mean to post the dungeon guardian or something? Or is this bait?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just uninstall the game
    Easy

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    get your defense up, drink a bunch of potions and get the demon scythe
    Then attack the hands first, after they are gone the head is easy

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just use molotovs - jk the dev nerfed them into uselessness because they only want you to play the way they permit you to.
    Shit game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can beat Skeletron with literally anything even remotely in the same loot tier as Corruption/Crimson

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This b***h, seriously? Not the fricking plantera or lunar cultust that actually makes sense for getting filtered by?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP, but
      >plantera
      First phase is pathetically slow, second phase is still slow enough to comfortably kite.
      >lunar cultist
      Can move around quickly, but stays at range instead of slamming into you.
      >skeletron
      Fast, loves to use his speed to ram his arms into you: requires a much larger arena to comfortably dodge, and is fought early so your ability to build on a large scale is worse.

      I've completed a few runs on Expert and one on Master, and skelly is one of the bosses I hate the most together with his mech version, Empress of Light, and Fishron.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      plantera is piss easy now that true melee weapons are busted tbh
      the only obstacle is having a ranged attack OR the mechanical competency to melee her while she spams attacks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >she spams attacks
        meant to say projectiles

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >attack wherein his head spins and he approaches you
    impossible to get hit by.
    >attack where he simply swings an arm
    incredibly choreographed, if you have a few layers of platforms built they're always easy to avoid
    we can deduce this is obviously bait.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hello, i did it with my ex gf in mastermode like 2 times, we just kept trying.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

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    You can't hide your previous filename from me.
    For how long exactly have you struggled with Skeletron? How many years? Would you like to tell me anon?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I beat him on my second try. Only died the first because I didn't read the wiki and summoned him during the day.
    No platforms or arena, just running around on the default terrain.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The trick is making a nice flat arena. Maybe even one with ramp platforms so you don't even have to think about jumping. Avoid the spin attack at all costs. With this you can beat him with any old shit weapon besides maybe a shortsword

      He just fricks off at dawn and can't be spawned at day.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    easier than king slime

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bro this is one of the easiest bosses in the entire game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He literally just flops around in the air, half the bosses after him do that plus a bunch of crazy bullshit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They don't move 9999 mph compared to the player.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you are playing on Classic, I'd say it's like 5% harder than eye of Cthulhu

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wtf?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >He doesn't know
    Not even his final form.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I thought I was bad for only being able to fully clear calamity on expert, thanks for the ego boost OP.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Study this elaborate construction so you can defeat skeletron anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >muh exploits

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wait till you hear that hooking the terrain restores your double jump >:)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >using arenas

        >NOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FACETANK EVERY BOSS IN A CRAMPED SPACE WITH MUH OPTIMIZED 300 DEFENSE LOADOUTS USING FIFTY BUFF POTIONS AT ONCE

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nah that would actually make sense and is not the type of homosexual complaining about arenas.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          lol that's how I beat moonlord in elite or whatever

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That sounds like an exploit and an arena

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You didn't kill the boss.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >using arenas

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just get the shark chain gun thing from the goblin and kill him with that. The weapon is op.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    for me it was plantera on mobile, haven't played in ages

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can confirm. Literally impossible.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >decent sized arena with campfires, heart lanterns, and nurse + Molten Fury with jester arrows + archery, ironskin, and swiftness potions
    Easy win, even on master.

    t. Struggled with Skeletron back when expert came out

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      meds

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        meds

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    idk how you can play games your whole life and somehow fail to learn the "move in circles around your enemy" strategy

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    every single boss in terraria can be beaten by going backwards and up, and then down when your wings/boost runs out - the ai simply cannot keep up

    have you tried that

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just use range weapons like the rest of the pussy b***hes that beat this.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wtf how can you not beat him

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    summoner

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