FUCK OFF NINTENDO NO ONE LIKES THESE SHITTY GAMES

FUCK OFF NINTENDO NO ONE LIKES THESE SHITTY GAMES

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BUT IT'S FUN!

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wanted proper successor to MvsDK1 and DK94
    >got babby's first Lemmings

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Tanabe was the one who turned this series into Mini Mario spam.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >TANABE
      >TANEBE
      >TANABE
      Looks like Miyamoto cock suckers have a new scapegoat to blame Miyamoto's fuck ups on. Next they'll be blaming Tanabe for Starfox Adventures LMFAO.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Miyamoto has nothing to do with this series you fucking spastic moron.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I never said he did. Retard.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tanabe's the producer on those games, moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Refuses to make Paper Mario good again
      >Makes Federation Force while Metroid was MIA
      >Now this
      How does he keep getting away with it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he fucked over chibi-robo too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He also kept the Kremlings out of Retro's DKC games. He needs to go missing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stay strong dkbros. We'll get the final game in the retro trilogy, with krools return. Or we'll get a reinvention of the series in 3d in due time

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not willing to wait for Metroid Prime 4 to be finished in 2040 before Retro can work on a DKC again, and I also don't think Retro would allow themselves to be endlessly passed between the Metroid and DK IPs for the rest of eternity as a whipped workhorse.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is basically that fake quote about DKC Miyamoto allegedly said but actually real. That being said all they have to do is make an actual DK 94 sequel

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based Tanabe wanting to prevent DKC from becoming stale like Mario where everyone is sick of fucking Bowser in every damn game.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The only people "sick of fucking Bowser in every damn game" are delusional cubies who somehow think deliberately one-and-done villains would be allowed to become recurring threats if it weren't for Bowser.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The only people "sick of fucking Bowser in every damn game" are delusional cubies who somehow think deliberately one-and-done villains would be allowed to become recurring threats if it weren't for Bowser.

            Bowser is best when he isn't even a real villain anyway. His most iconic moments, hilariously, are him being on Mario's side

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The Bowser sections in TTYD were a highlight for his personality alone.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And they should obviously make a proper mainline Bowser game, but they're flagrantly never going to. If they decided not to make him the villain in a platformer, under no circumstances would they bring back Wart/Tatanga/Fawful/Dimentio/whatever instead, they'd just make some garbage nothing character like Nabbit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tatanga and Wart are nothing characters

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You'd be surprised how many people don't know that. There's like 8 of them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He also produced the Metroid Prime and recent DKC games, and the moment he stepped down Retro went to shit, but you never hear about that on Ganker, how curious.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He is the reason they rebooted Prime 4 idiot lol. He fucked up everything with the Singapore Bamco team.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They haven't made one in like 7 years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah well guess what we're getting a new one and it's coming in the place of an actual new donkey kong game for the switch

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This was my live reaction to finding out about this leak btw

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This was my live reaction to finding out about this leak btw

        Where did you hear this? And would it be one of these Lemmings-like games, or more like the original Mario vs Donkey Kong/Donkey Kong '94?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pyoro's twitter, he's a leaker who's had an almost flawless record and correctly predicted the last direct with mario wonder and a snes game remake (mario rpg) He also predicted the quake 2 remaster and sonic superstars. Seems to be some industry insider

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he's a leaker
            pennjillette.png

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Funny how Nintendo hasn't tried to shut him up yet...

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because he posts vague so they don't know. So he can say "they are remaking a SNES game" and even if Nintendo sees this, and this guy literally works for them, they'd just say "what a meaningless guess" and think its nothing. People can then ask him questions and he will answer them.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              they don't have hitmen you know

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pyoro's twitter, he's a leaker who's had an almost flawless record and correctly predicted the last direct with mario wonder and a snes game remake (mario rpg) He also predicted the quake 2 remaster and sonic superstars. Seems to be some industry insider

          Forgot to reply to
          >And would it be one of these Lemmings-like games, or more like the original Mario vs Donkey Kong/Donkey Kong '94?
          We don't know. he confirmed that the game would include minis which is a mario and donkey kong series staple so it's pretty safe to assume thats what we're getting. (IF THE LEAK IS TRUE)

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i remember playing the first mario vs donkey kong on my gba sp on the subway during a family vacation to boston when i was 8

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes we do and would love a compilation of them in HD on switch. also dk94

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mario vs dk needs the captain toad treatment, just a good AA game not this handheld shit

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo of America made these games and they're way, way smaller than they were when they last made them. Not happening.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They worked on the port of 3D World, so hopefully they've been given more room to hire

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck Nintendo

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First one on GBA and DK96 were actually good

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tfw DK94 was the first game I ever played on my 3rd birthday
    >Lost my shit over Mario vs DK on the GBA
    >Heard of a DS sequel but didn't get regular internet access until '08 and could never find a copy in the wild for myself
    >Finally get internet access and an R4
    >Download the rom
    >Fucking minishit
    It sucks how amazing the marriage of Mario and Puzzle Platformer gameplay is yet how ruined these games are by these shitty mascots.
    I'll never forgive Tanabe for what he did to Mario spinoffs.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    schizo thread

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why we can't just get another game like Donkey Kong 94 for gameboy. It's so good, there's just no excuse to turn it into worse Lemmings.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like them

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We might get a new MvsDK game instead of a new DKC game
    >We might also get F-Zero 99 instead of a GX remaster
    Ouch, the monkey paw workin overtime today

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the people who make mvdk are the same people who make DK games

      God I fucking hate nintendo fans and their complete inability to understand how game development works.

      The reason we haven't gotten a DK game is because Retro has been busy with Prime 4. When that game finishes, then we will get a DKC game.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >look up to see what OP is talking about
    >it's more leak bullshit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

      Because he posts vague so they don't know. So he can say "they are remaking a SNES game" and even if Nintendo sees this, and this guy literally works for them, they'd just say "what a meaningless guess" and think its nothing. People can then ask him questions and he will answer them.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These haven't been any good since the GBA one

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I LIKE THESE SHITTY GAMES
    FUCK YOU ANON
    I have all of them, outside Tipping Stars. I even have the free one on 3DS that you can't use without an Amiibo.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has to be one of the worst sequels a great game has gotten.

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