Fuck Relicanth. Im the original living fossil.

Fuck Relicanth. I’m the original living fossil.

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    my doctor told me not to post in lapras threads anymore

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Doc here, I forgot to specify that you shouldn't post on Ganker anymore, not just lapras threads.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Let’s fuck.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >my doctor

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kabuto is from the same gen

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kabuto and Omanyte are dead and need to be brought back to life.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        multiple kabuto pokedex entries mention that there are still living ones in the wild

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >pokedex entries

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >gameplay and story conflation

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Didn’t the Pokédex state they were extinct in the older gens

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The only entries that specifically mention extinction are the ones that say they aren't extinct

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Wasn’t the Gen 3 legendaries later retconned to be extinct Pokémon?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >later
                They always were extinct. A researcher calls the seafloor cavern a habitat for an extinct pokemon, and there was a Groudon fossil in the anime. Masuda even stated that most of the legends about Kyogre and Groudon and just that- legends, and they’re closer to regular pokemon.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No?
                They were sealed.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Pokemon goes extinct
            >gets revived as a fossil
            >fossil Pokemon get out into the wild
            >this new version of the pokemon now exists as time passes in the Pokemon Universe
            It's a little inconsistent, both Mega Aerodactyl and Tyratrum imply that the Pokemon revived via fossil aren't the "true" form of the Pokemon, but then I think it was Kabuto who was stated to have actually been hidden away all this time, so it's your usual "Pokedex is weird" business.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >this new version of the pokemon now exists as time passes in the Pokemon Universe
              If the new version breeds then there's no issue.
              Not to mention that they never said no fossil matches the original. If anything Kabuto shows its possible.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, after being revived. You also get an aerodactyl from some random bitch in a trade in gen 2. Commercialization of fossil revival made the whole thing blase

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >fossil
    >is alive
    >is rare in gen 1
    >is a common Pokémon in later gens
    Aerodactyl, Kabuto and Omanyte are all fossils awaiting resurrection

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t you just love the convenience of selective reading?

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No, you're a whale hunted nearly into extinction.

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