Frick Relicanth. Im the original living fossil.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    my doctor told me not to post in lapras threads anymore

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doc here, I forgot to specify that you shouldn't post on /vp/ anymore, not just lapras threads.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let’s frick.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my doctor

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kabuto is from the same gen

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kabuto and Omanyte are dead and need to be brought back to life.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        multiple kabuto pokedex entries mention that there are still living ones in the wild

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pokedex entries

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >gameplay and story conflation

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn’t the Pokédex state they were extinct in the older gens

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only entries that specifically mention extinction are the ones that say they aren't extinct

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wasn’t the Gen 3 legendaries later retconned to be extinct Pokémon?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >later
                They always were extinct. A researcher calls the seafloor cavern a habitat for an extinct pokemon, and there was a Groudon fossil in the anime. Masuda even stated that most of the legends about Kyogre and Groudon and just that- legends, and they’re closer to regular pokemon.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No?
                They were sealed.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Pokemon goes extinct
            >gets revived as a fossil
            >fossil Pokemon get out into the wild
            >this new version of the pokemon now exists as time passes in the Pokemon Universe
            It's a little inconsistent, both Mega Aerodactyl and Tyratrum imply that the Pokemon revived via fossil aren't the "true" form of the Pokemon, but then I think it was Kabuto who was stated to have actually been hidden away all this time, so it's your usual "Pokedex is weird" business.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >this new version of the pokemon now exists as time passes in the Pokemon Universe
              If the new version breeds then there's no issue.
              Not to mention that they never said no fossil matches the original. If anything Kabuto shows its possible.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, after being revived. You also get an aerodactyl from some random b***h in a trade in gen 2. Commercialization of fossil revival made the whole thing blase

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fossil
    >is alive
    >is rare in gen 1
    >is a common Pokémon in later gens
    Aerodactyl, Kabuto and Omanyte are all fossils awaiting resurrection

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t you just love the convenience of selective reading?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, you're a whale hunted nearly into extinction.

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