>FRICK THE PAIN AWAY MY BED IS IN RUINS

FRICK Colors for ruining Sonic. This is what Sonic is supposed to be. We're finally going home.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic was never good, the games have always been moronic autism fests for consoomer morons.
    Tails Gets Trolled is the only good thing to come out of sonic and the sonic characters are the worst parts of it, only gets good after the neutrals are introduced.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's good from the start you fricking pleb

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The start is just lolsorandumb shit with really 2 dimensional characters. The neutrals is what turned it from sonichu-tier lolcow shit to legitimate kino with actually good characters and philosophy, even if their introduction was kind of cringe.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You can’t say that sonic dying or the concert weren’t kino

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >lol bugs gay
            >lol i dont care
            >lol stupid duck dead
            >oh no bugs is a homosexual Black person now we're fricked
            whoa... kino...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      TGT is so fricking funny it hurts. Genuine outsider art that's better than any official sonic comic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP - FIRST POST BASED POST

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Friday Post Best Post

        But I’m glad someone finally elaborated wtf that damn abbreviation meant, I’ve seen this everywhere with no context

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tails getting trolled really is the best thing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >le Sonic le never le was le good le meme

      Le ebin le poast, le you le get le upboat.

      LE EDIT: le thanks le for le Redditchan le gold, le kind le gentlesir!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > “Tails Gets Trolled is the only good thing to come out of sonic”
      I don’t know man, the Blaze, Amy, Tangle, Whisper and Surge and Tails porn is pretty good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Okay but have you studied Hedgehogs and Bats?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic was always good and superior to the competition. There's a reason why Sonic alone ended Nintendo's monopoly on the gaming market.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Let’s be honest with ourselves Sonic 2 is the only true legitimate W Sonic has had over Mario, other opinions may vary.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ending the monopoly that they never got back was a pretty big win, I'd say.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >frick the pain away my bed is in ruins
    Knight of the Wind clears this overly edgy bullshit. call me when they get crush 40 back

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shut the frick up

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >OMG are those heckin swear words in my Sonic game? KINO SONIC IS SAVED
    What are you, 12?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Built for Hedgehog Dick

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've been playing nothing but SEGA CD and Saturn games for like the past year and a half. I don't even know what "home" is anymore.

  7. 1 year ago
    Boco

    >This what Sonic is supposed to be
    Try hard edgy shonen bullshit?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      • 1 year ago
        Boco

        Yes. Exactly.

        Didn’t work for 06, don’t work for Forces, won’t work here.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Exactly.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Adventure killed Sonic. Mania's success proved the classic formula is the best for the series.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the Sega Saturn killed sonic, Adventure Resurrected it after four years of absence and made Sonic a hit again.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The question is what was the best comeback game in your opinion? Adventure 1, Unleashed, or Mania,?

        Frontiers is not out yet so please wait

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ok Sonic R doesn't deserve to be grouped in there. Use secret rings or Genesis instead

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Secret Rings and Genesis were worse than R, but they didn't cause a hiatus.
            I'd argue it would be more accurate to replace R with Sonic X-Treme and change the text to "Sonic game has a long and painful development and fails. The franchise is dead and ruined forever as a result."

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's probably Unleashed. That game was a technical marvel. Criminally underrated. Shame that journalists were too biased to see just how great that game is.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Today is October 21st

            Literally a Marty McFly situation, people weren’t ready for Unleashed but as many years would pass people would grow a fondness for it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Adventure and Adventure 2 received worldwide critical acclaim when they released on the Dreamcast.
      That was evolution.
      Mania is overrated dog shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >received worldwide critical acclaim
        So did the Last of Us

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So did Mario 64.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >[game] received worldwide critical acclaim
        >[game] is overrated

        so do ratings and acclaim matter? Or do they not matter?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I personally think that Mania is overrated. Yes.
          It's a shallow immitation of the Mega Drive classics.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That's a fairer argument, judging it on originality. Someone could use the same "it's overrated" point to counter your "SA1/2 has good reviews" point.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The best 2D games post-MD were the Advance and Rush ones.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao shit would’ve gotten stale, in the mid 90s everyone was going 3D, even then you still had the Game Gear, Pocket Adventure and later the Advance Games

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That Amy model probably would have been a better solution than what they came up with for Adventure, huh. Shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based, Adventuregays seething as usual

      Adventure and Adventure 2 received worldwide critical acclaim when they released on the Dreamcast.
      That was evolution.
      Mania is overrated dog shit.

      >when they released
      And now?
      >th-those are just Youtubers and non-fans!!
      Pic related. SA1 and 2 aged horribly.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They didn't age horribly. The anti-Adventure shit is revisionist moronation.
        Amazing how people can look back at certain games and appreciate them for what they were at the time.
        Sonic is needlessly nitpicked by the cool kids online and they don't know anything.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Le everything le always le was le shit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Adventure comes out two years after Super Megablox 64.
          Six playable characters with six playstyles, fully voice acted, live instruments, npcs have their own stories, a virtual pet simulator, and DLC.
          In 1998.
          But no, Adventure is bad because a group of Nintendo fanboys on Youtube said so!
          Lol.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This is a perfect argument for why SA1 is better than SA2

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Video games don't age
        Cope harder zoomer

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the worst most cringe Meta Era game in your opinion? For me it’s Boom it absolutely didn’t need Video Game Adaptations, but I won’t kill the TV show it succeeded as a TV show after all.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Accepting the argument that Sonic is good when it's over-the-top, competently earnest shounen storytelling, that it benefits from a wide range of characters, and that throwbacks to Adventure 1/2 are needed:
    Isn't that what Sonic Forces was? Is Frontiers, in your opinion, a continuation of something good that Forces started; or was Forces not "shounen enough" for you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Forces is “shounen” in marketing only, the actual game is story is written no different than colors

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Is this supposed to an agreement for or against what I’m saying?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Forces is not earnest. You can tell it started that way (especially with vocal songs referencing plot points that aren't in the final game and Null Space having unique assets for a 20 second setpiece), but by the end of development it was just a series of excuses to drag the player between short, hastily constructed levels built out of as many existing assets as possible.

      I think the most damning thing against Sonic Team's management is that they okayed and continue to use level creation tools that work on a block-based grid instead of drawing lines and then curving them as necessary.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mods won't fix Frontiers, but hopefully they'll make it more fun.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      People are already modding it

      https://twitter.com/irlkumatora/status/1537228950979547136?s=21&t=8xWOvGPatFL0xm0civjbjA

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    YEEEEEEEE SONIC IS BAKC BAYBAY

    LONG LIVE THE BLUE DUDE WITH THE TUDE

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