>Why doesn't she fuck Link?
Paya was not in an important role until recently and Link is extremely busy so he probably hasn't interacted with her much.
>Like a decade has passed since the first game, not only has Link not fucked Zelda yet but neither has he fucked any of the other girls who are super horny for him
Are we sure the gay allegations aren't true?
Chad is zonaisexual, anon. Paya is for grabs.
>Furfag == Zonaifag
Big if true.
thought it was some angry baboon
Same, except in may case it was a hellgast soldier.
tauro is a sigma male on the zonai study grindset, he doesnt have time for women.
sigma is just a coping beta
Why is everything in this game a shade of shitstain greenbrown
>unironically still cuck posting
Why doesn't she fuck Link?
Who says she doesn't?
She is busy being the tribe's bride or something like that.
Because Zelda exists
Link has a harem. It's basically canon at this point.
>Why doesn't she fuck Link?
Paya was not in an important role until recently and Link is extremely busy so he probably hasn't interacted with her much.
>Like a decade has passed since the first game, not only has Link not fucked Zelda yet but neither has he fucked any of the other girls who are super horny for him
Are we sure the gay allegations aren't true?
He is obviously still heartbroken over losing fish puss. Give him time.
>implying he hasn't fucked zelda
>zelda is a pro-choice whore
horrible news
>Like a decade has passed since the first game
what?
There is a time skip as you can see from things like Zelda's haircut.
You help set up a relationship in BotW and they have a kid going off to the desert in TotK so it's not just a hair cut length time skip either.
It's like 5 years at most, not a decade
There is no specific mention of ages so no one can say with any certainty how long has passed.
10 is not unreasonable and there's no real argument to have either way when you're dealing with fantasy shit.
Who gives a shit, zelda writers certainly didnt
It doesn't matter if they did or not you imbecile. I was answering what looked to be a question. Your post is fucking worthless.
>NNOOOOOO YOU LEAVE MY GAMES ALONE
Lmao, the absolute state of tendies
You didn't even know what the date of the setting was. Relax about writing skulls. You clearly have none.
>time skip as you can see from things like Zelda's haircut.
what country are you from where haircuts take a really long time?
Where to find Sheikah wife?
nooooo
im the main character!
she needs to only have sex with mee
paya penis
that guy could probably fuck paya and link standing up
>NPCs look like that
>link is still a twink and a manlet
wtf bros
>tendies enjoy a cuck game
reminder zelda has her own house while link has to sleep in some cuck shed
BUCK BREAKING CHADS WIN AGAIN
>tauro ignores paya in favor of zonai text
>tauro ignores the gay guy who wants him in favor of zonai text
He's based.
my wife
Why isn't there porn of this guy fucking Link yet?