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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chad is zonaisexual, anon. Paya is for grabs.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Furgay == Zonaigay
      Big if true.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    thought it was some angry baboon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, except in may case it was a hellgast soldier.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    tauro is a sigma male on the zonai study grindset, he doesnt have time for women.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      sigma is just a coping beta

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everything in this game a shade of shitstain greenbrown

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unironically still cuck posting

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why doesn't she frick Link?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who says she doesn't?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is busy being the tribe's bride or something like that.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because Zelda exists

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Link has a harem. It's basically canon at this point.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why doesn't she frick Link?
        Paya was not in an important role until recently and Link is extremely busy so he probably hasn't interacted with her much.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Like a decade has passed since the first game, not only has Link not fricked Zelda yet but neither has he fricked any of the other girls who are super horny for him
      Are we sure the homosexual allegations aren't true?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He is obviously still heartbroken over losing fish puss. Give him time.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying he hasn't fricked zelda

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >zelda is a pro-choice prostitute
          horrible news

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Like a decade has passed since the first game
        what?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is a time skip as you can see from things like Zelda's haircut.

          You help set up a relationship in BotW and they have a kid going off to the desert in TotK so it's not just a hair cut length time skip either.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's like 5 years at most, not a decade

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              There is no specific mention of ages so no one can say with any certainty how long has passed.

              10 is not unreasonable and there's no real argument to have either way when you're dealing with fantasy shit.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who gives a shit, zelda writers certainly didnt

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It doesn't matter if they did or not you imbecile. I was answering what looked to be a question. Your post is fricking worthless.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't even know what the date of the setting was. Relax about writing skulls. You clearly have none.

                >NNOOOOOO YOU LEAVE MY GAMES ALONE
                Lmao, the absolute state of tendies

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You didn't even know what the date of the setting was. Relax about writing skulls. You clearly have none.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >time skip as you can see from things like Zelda's haircut.
            what country are you from where haircuts take a really long time?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where to find Sheikah wife?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nooooo
      im the main character!
      she needs to only have sex with mee

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    paya penis

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    that guy could probably frick paya and link standing up

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NPCs look like that
    >link is still a twink and a manlet
    wtf bros

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tendies enjoy a cuck game
    reminder zelda has her own house while link has to sleep in some cuck shed

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    BUCK BREAKING CHADS WIN AGAIN

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tauro ignores paya in favor of zonai text
    >tauro ignores the gay guy who wants him in favor of zonai text
    He's based.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    my wife

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't there porn of this guy fricking Link yet?

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