If he's not a larping homosexual, crypto and meme stocks + a ton of fucking luck and snowballing from there. You can sorta still do it now but only if you're in secret discords and you know what you're doing.
This. It happens all the time. Corporations plan on doing something, see something in the news that kinda sorta relates to them and they attach to it for one reason or another. Like all the automating shit: cutting down on the "cost" of workers is always on their mind but being able to place the "blame" of it on workers asking for higher wages is just a wacky good time for them.
yeah FNAF had nothing to do with it, they've currently been doing a major overhaul with their image. They want a clean and friendly environment look so they're removing all their old stuff and replacing with modern activities like dance mats, they don't want the arcade appearance anymore but more of a clean activity room. New Chuck E Cheese locations are going to have visible windows to the kitchen so people can see how the pizzas are made. Yes, that retarded fake rumor did that much damage to them.
Considering Chuck E Cheese's business is in the fucking gutter while fast food in general is still going strong, changing into a generic fast food joint really isn't that bad of an idea at all.
>Bold
Funky retro design, possible to throwback to the old setups. >Warm
Feels like a classic late 90s early 2000s restaurant chain in a nostalgic way. >Modern
Boring as fuck.
Im glad someone else pointed that out, holy shit lmfao
The implication is that the kids are going to use up so much energy running around and playing that they'll be tired and sleep. Are you zoomers? Gen alpha betas? I can't see any other way you'd actually be scared about this.
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There's no way you think any child will see it that way.
This. It happens all the time. Corporations plan on doing something, see something in the news that kinda sorta relates to them and they attach to it for one reason or another. Like all the automating shit: cutting down on the "cost" of workers is always on their mind but being able to place the "blame" of it on workers asking for higher wages is just a wacky good time for them.
>tfw got rich off of covid
i want more lockdowns so i can make more money. wear the mask stay inside and get the shot 🙂
Except... Covid was the single deadliest event in modern history, it changed basically every aspect of our lives as society responded with a scrambling attempt to hold on to life itself.
If they say they did something because of covid, then it is damn likely it was because of covid.
If something doesn't spectacularly kill thousands of people in a fashion that I can watch in the nightly news in one fell swoop it didn't happen, sorry
>And saved millions of others. These are complicated matters.
The only people at risk were fat fucks and 80 year olds
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
reminding me of how the old PM of the UK (that later caught covid and almost died) had to be told that he couldn't go out and say that 80 year olds should accept their deaths for the good of the country
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
We were all at risk. Still are.
And not just for our lives; it's estimated that somewhere between 40 and 60% of all Americans today are suffering from a lifelong disability as a result of a previous covid infection. Let's see how that works in the long run.
"Official" sources say it was 6,977,023 and it was already memory holed.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I can assure you it was way more than that. WAY more.
Dark covid deaths. As in, they can't be counted because we technically don't know the exact cause of death, but covid played a role.
Not to mention long covid. 120 million+ Americans expected to face a premature death because of complications from a prior covid infection.
Covid killed 7 million people. WW2 killed 85 million people, 3% of the global population at the time. So no, Covid was not the deadliest event by far in the last 250 years.
In fact covid was pretty cool, they should do these lockdown things more often.
>they should do these lockdown things more often.
This I agree with, but probably not for the same reason.
4 weeks ago
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>120 million+ Americans expected to face a premature death because of complications from a prior covid infection.
Thank god
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Not to mention long covid. 120 million+ Americans expected to face a premature death because of complications from a prior covid infection.
GOD IS GOOD AND HE WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
Covid killed 7 million people. WW2 killed 85 million people, 3% of the global population at the time. So no, Covid was not the deadliest event by far in the last 250 years.
In fact covid was pretty cool, they should do these lockdown things more often.
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>In fact covid was pretty cool, they should do these lockdown things more often.
This, working at home is so fucking comfy, i only worked 30 minutes at most and only played vidya
This, the moment that /cvg/ stopped being the niche community that saw the kung flu as a threat was the moment that it became obvious it was a scam. It becamd obvious that globohomo just wanted an excuse for population control, and normalfags ate it up. If it was even 0.1% as deadly as normalfags pretended it was, we wouldn't be living in the most boring dystopia possible
It was a problem in actual populated cities. People who live in bumfuck or shut ins were not phased. Also I was grossed out seeing the South Park COVID special and just thinking about how many rich normalfags like Matt and Trey were probably freaking out because they couldn't go to dinner to hipster restaurants or wine bars.
I honestly thought they got rid of the animatronics forever ago anyways when they redid the character designs.
Why would they still have animatronics of the old designs?
Bigger locations would keep them because they had novelty value, but otherwise a theater screen is significantly cheaper than making and maintaining the animatronics. Especially when kids from poor families will run up to them and cause damage to parts or covering. You can sue the family all you want, they don't have shit.
It's probably the same reason why Mcdonalds phased out Ronald after "The Dark Knight" happened. Clowns got associated with Murderers which is bad for sales. Same shit here. Animatronics got associated with murder too because of FNAF.
It's probably the same reason why Mcdonalds phased out Ronald after "The Dark Knight" happened. Clowns got associated with Murderers which is bad for sales. Same shit here. Animatronics got associated with murder too because of FNAF.
Fun fact, Chuck E Cheese just did an event for Halloween called “Five Night of Fun” in which they explicitly asks employees to never mention FNAF in any capacity
>blatantly rips off FNAF >"IT ISN'T RELATED TO A CERTAIN GAME FRANCHISE BECAUSE... IT JUST ISN'T OKAY!?"
And people wonder why their restaurants became so shit.
>Trying to cash out and ride the popular wave >Without paying royalties
If I was the CEO of whoever owns fnaf and I saw that shit id sue for just the sake of them thinking they could get away with that shit.
they're trying to have their cake and eat it too, eh?
>Trying to cash out and ride the popular wave >Without paying royalties
If I was the CEO of whoever owns fnaf and I saw that shit id sue for just the sake of them thinking they could get away with that shit.
>blatantly rips off FNAF >"IT ISN'T RELATED TO A CERTAIN GAME FRANCHISE BECAUSE... IT JUST ISN'T OKAY!?"
And people wonder why their restaurants became so shit.
I cannot tell who is the bigger israelite, Scott Cawthon is an asshole and makes Notch look productive. I would not surprised if Sneed and Chuck could not afford the license.
He was about to retire after THD but got the idea for FNAF when he was told his shitty 3D was spooky.
He made bank which does not happen often for an indie dev, it was a miracle. From then on he milked that cow and published FNAF World as a hate letter towards his fanbase, making him an ungrateful bitch.
He simply stop caring and other people do most of the heavy lifting for him. Same as Notch, they became unbelievable assholes online, the size of Stephen King but worse because at least Stephen wrote a bit more than them. For people who have everything they made the gaming environment worse, in contrast to let's say Id Games. Carmack kept innovating while Scott and Notch became shitposting personalities
FNAF is the reason we don't talk positively about any game anymore, that and Minecraft. Ganker advertised those games pro bono.
>Scott Cawthon is an asshole
Were you part of the twitter tranny troop that made him retire?
>From then on he milked that cow and published FNAF World as a hate letter towards his fanbase, making him an ungrateful bitch
Lmao retard didn't play the game at all.
You are aware he gave everyone a full refund and made the game free when people shat on it right?
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I did not get the refund and the game original ending told his fanabse to fuck off, then he regretted it but the game is still shit and I only got it because I thought he was trying to make something like TDH2 again, fuck me for hoping. >Sucking an eceleb cock
Look redditor sucking off famous people online, especially anonymously wont make you famous by proxy. >hurr yur retard because you dont read the wikis on fnaf like I do and take curated information that makes scott luk gud like I do (eats more shit)
I should be able to kill you legally, the state can count it as assisted euthanasia for the mentally feeble.
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Anonymous
>I did not get the refund
That's your own fault. >the game original ending told his fanabse to fuck off, then he regretted it >He thought Scott was serious
lol, Scott is a known shitposter and troll. Not only that but the ending you got isn't even the real ending (assuming you're talking about the one where you fight animdude). The game treats that as a diversion, it was never intended to be taken seriously.
The rest of your post is unintelligible schizobabble that has nothing to do with fnaf world.
Do not reply to me again retard.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>He-he was pretending to be retarded!
Cool story reddit ~troon, have a nice day.
>That happened? lol, big if true.
Scott gave money to majority republican politicians in donations, and IIRC two or 3 democrats. That didn't sit well with Reddit and they tried to shut him down.
Scott being a bajillionaire at that point released a statement that he's stepping down as lead (though still basically owning everything) and decided to focus on his family. Specifically ending with "I do not apologize." like an absolute chad.
4 weeks ago
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>Specifically ending with "I do not apologize." like an absolute chad.
Based, we need more men of character like him
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Specifically ending with "I do not apologize."
This is unironically the only way to deal with these stupid controversies
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Scott gave money to, out of fairly few people, like Matt Gaetz and Donald Trump who are at the very top of the list as far as personally loathed republican politicians. It would be like throwing money at Hillary Clinton and AoC in particular as a weak comparison, I guess.
You got the impression that he's just a normal scared conservaboomer, though. His line was just "we need a Strong Guy like Trump to fight all the enemies I'm becoming gradually more scared of"
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I am at the right place to sound crazy but I am cock sure the alleged redditors were mostly paid bots because democrats have tried to seize control of social media and the internet for years.
When you see redditors in real life their numbers are often pathetic, not enough to start anything by themselves. Most of his real fanbase possibly do not give a shit, it is like the Rowling thing with HP, Harry Potter still makes bank and people look on Rowling favorably despite social media "opinions" and troon doxing.
Meanwhile Stephen King, despite being cozy with the wackjobs, his still do trash numbers in contrast.
What I am getting at is that the outrage towards Rowling and Scott Cawthon is fabricated with political intent.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
i won't say anything about that but i will add that the guy who dug up the dirt on scoot was obviously doing it to be petty and spiteful
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Scott is still a homosexual so who cares lol
4 weeks ago
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here, I'm trans btw
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>like an absolute chad.
No. A chad would tell them to fuck off, shut up and get lost and still hold lead development position.
Him stepping down is still a win for them no matter what.
4 weeks ago
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>developing a game for people you don't see eye to eye with instead of just having someone else do it and still getting paid
He made the most sensible choice instead of letting them irritate him further.
4 weeks ago
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a chad wouldn't """"""""""retire""""""""" like a little bitch, wouldn't """""""""""""release a statement"""""""""" either, he would ignore everything and just keep making games
instead he was a little bitch and fled
4 weeks ago
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He wasn't making entry games really at that point anyway. All he was doing was some involvement with Security Breach, and even then it was pretty bare. It was more like >'Maybe I should take a break from all this. This is kind of nice not to be responsible for the games. Maybe after Security Breach?' >Twitter goes looney on him, doxxes him, and threatens his families lives >'Ah yeah, now its time to step back for awhile.'
He did the right thing. Now most Twitterheads think he retired and he can just casually do whatever he wants without pressure from fans to make more games.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
and by doing whatever he wants you mean doing jack shit because he did jack shit and and security breach is the most poorly written, buggiest, shitty fnaf game ever conceived
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah and who's fault is that? The people making the game or the person letting them make the game? Help Wanted was a great game, so was Ruin imo. They just got way in over their head trying to shove in too much and trying to make it a AAA game without realizing they never dealt with this kind of work before.
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>have enough money to support yourself and your family without having to continue doing work >autistic manchildren throw tantrums on Ganker because a dozen games milking an IP isn't enough >same autistic manchildren throw tantrums over other franchises being milked and see no irony
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>Donates to right cucks >Actually steps down >"He totally won!!" >Movie gets delayed >Merch hits stores anyways like 4 years ago >Willy's Wonderland ends up coming out with Nicolas Cage >Meanwhile FNAF is a straight to peacock movie
One really sad thing is that it happens for be Blumhouse's best opening ever. Meaning not even having licensed rights like Halloween/the Exorcist or original films have opened as well as this. Meaning new films from the company might be low budget video game shit.
4 weeks ago
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>still made all the money >fnaf cucks had to wait to get things they wanted >zero lgbt bullshit fan theories added into movie despite adding a literal youtuber for fan service
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>Having a YouTuber in the movie
Genuinely one of the reasons why I will never watch it.
I was not the one who got him to quit like a little bitch, but I wish I was since he ruined horror and indie as much as assassins creed ruined open world.
>Scott Cawthon is an asshole and makes Notch look productive
Wut? >Creates several games and books >People trash FnaF World at launch, Scott refunds everyone and re-releases it as freeware >Has his fanbase trash a free Halloween update, keeps his head up >Releases UCN for free >Gives a small studio a chance with his bigger FNaF games >Funds several fangames, like 1 or 2 actually ended up actually delivering >Privately donates to his preferred political party >Has it exposed, gets cancelled by most of his fanbase >Could have said 'fuck you, I'm out' but instead delivers the movie >Releases it streaming day 1 so poorfags can watch it for free
Fucker has one of, if not the most ungrateful fanbases. He's far from an asshole.
I did not get any refund for FNAF World and my copy I got from tbhra when he was a literal who was lost in the wind. He does not do anything at all, he and notch are shitposters >But he donated to the wholesome conservatives
Good for him, it was shitty troons doxxed him but for someone who made it big his impact has been mostly negative.
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I cannot tell who is the bigger israelite, Scott Cawthon is an asshole and makes Notch look productive. I would not surprised if Sneed and Chuck could not afford the license.
I did not get any refund for FNAF World and my copy I got from tbhra when he was a literal who was lost in the wind. He does not do anything at all, he and notch are shitposters >But he donated to the wholesome conservatives
Good for him, it was shitty troons doxxed him but for someone who made it big his impact has been mostly negative.
Scott also donated a percentage of the games profits to children's hospitals, which is several magnitudes more impactful than the $5k he donated to the GOP. Wow what a shocker, the openly christian game dev voted for Trump. It was pretty obvious even if he literally never talked about modern politics.
>/pol now sides with bronies and furfags while defending millionaires who support Israel. >lefties openly hate israelites and support palestine
Horseshoe theory.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
What planet do you live on? Trannies (furries/bronies, same thing) love israelites and Israel and Ukraine and the whole bit.
It's because kids can't be left alone anymore, and have screens raising them. Due to society being low trust and due to overprotective parenting, it is more often than not illegal to not be supervising your kid 24/7.
The next generation will be the most socially inept we've had since at least a hundred years ago, and the fact that they were brainwashed further into keeping their distance from one another due the meme flu will accentuate their lack of social experience even further.
Noooo kids should be raised by screens and trannies it’s a good thing!
>Scott also donated a percentage of the games profits to children's hospitals
Why not stick with those instead of prominent anti-democratic politicos?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Because he wanted to donate some money to the GOP as well? What a stupid question.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
because developers, studios, and even entire companies donate to and shill for the democrats and no says anything >donate hundreds of thousands of dollars to the democrats >wow bro its not politically motivated why do you even care its not like it matters bro >donate one penny to a republican >HOW DARE YOU FUCK NAZI YOU WANT TO MURDER BABIES
4 weeks ago
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>prominent anti-democratic politicos
Everyone grab a drink and a seat. This anon's about to tell us a hilarious joke!
Alright, who would you consider an "anti-democratic politico" and why?
4 weeks ago
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Whys is it okay for 90% of video game devs to openly and loudly donate to democrats but not okay for one man to silently donate to republicans?
>Wow what a shocker, the openly christian game dev voted for Trump.
Yeah, I really have no clue how his fans deluded themselves for so long about his political identities. Fucking zoomers man, they make fish look smart.
Are you genuinely retarded? Notch has a billion dollars and complains that he has nothing in that giant la mansion and hasn't released anything since Minecraft. Scott is actually involved with the franchise (just released help wanted 2). He's just taken a seat back since he's a sensitive Christian which is sad but whatever.
I did not get any refund for FNAF World and my copy I got from tbhra when he was a literal who was lost in the wind. He does not do anything at all, he and notch are shitposters >But he donated to the wholesome conservatives
Good for him, it was shitty troons doxxed him but for someone who made it big his impact has been mostly negative.
>Scott Cawthon is an asshole and makes Notch look productive.
Scott produced several totally finished and functional games, and not just the FNAF series.
Minecraft was never finished under Notch and when it was purchased by Microsoft, it STILL is not finished to this very day.
If anything, Notch is patient zero in the lazy developer plague of modern games.
“People” who take their retards in public are disgusting asswipes. Feed your gross retard some tranquilizers and plop him in front of Alvin and the Chipmunks. Parading it around public and pretending it’s human at everyone else’s expense is disgusting. As a kid I hated seeing retards drool and cry and shit and their faces were always chapped, I digress I’m gonna puke. But seriously have some fucking shame. You’re disgracing yourself, your entire family AND your retard by letting it run around screaming and picking its asshole and touching everything. I HATE retards.
>the fact that you use this word unironically is incredibly harrowing
it's the only widely recognized term that recognizes the objective but highly underreported fact that mental disorders have way more variety and interconnection than is commonly denoted by the psych industry. do you want me to sit here and say "the fact that people with autism, bipolar, ocd, BPD, etc etc like being treated like test tube animals with unsettling sickly-sweet language and white-room terminology makes me upset"? no, you dumbass. i will use the term "neurodivergent" because it's the only term you know that actually conveys my point
>i will use the term "neurodivergent" because it's the only term you know that actually conveys my point
the term neurodivergent IS the unsettling sickly-sweet language and white-room terminology that you so despise. it's designed to soften the blow of being classified as "mentally ill", a term you might be familiar with.
Now that’s a true horror premise for a FNaF game. >alright new guy, you have two choices of what shift to do >you can do the night shift, and risk the animatronics murdering you >or choose the morning shift and help with the “special” kids all day
This reminds me of my 5th or 6th or so birthday, we went to Chuck E Cheeses and I cried at the scary mouse man coming up to our table.
I'm sure he was used to it, but I still feel kinda bad now
Not really related but one of the upsides of having diagnosed autism and ADHD was getting a disability pass for amusement parks and being able to skip lines like a paid park pass would
How much of a tard do you have to act like in order to qualify? Not that I would have because >Implying I'd want to hang around screeching Autistic kids
I wouldn't want to be caught dead at Chuck E Cheese's on a normal day, what makes you this this would make me more likely to go?
When I was a kid(Yes I was officially diagnosed with Autism), I had no problems with Chuck E Cheese at all.
I went to a sensory sensitive event, albeit it was a convention. Surprisingly really fucking nice, you never realize just how loud and obstructive shit can be until you're semi-alone in an almost dead quiet hall full of people. To any anons thinking "lmao retards need a special day" go try it for yourselves, I guarantee you'll have a good time and I say that as someone who doesn't have autism.
Nah they moved every animatronic to that one remaining location. It doesn't even have room for customers anymore, every seat is filled by an old animatronic.
Nah they moved every animatronic to that one remaining location. It doesn't even have room for customers anymore, every seat is filled by an old animatronic.
Sounds like the setup for a movie. If chuckecheese wasn't a kids attraction they would've capitalized on this shit when freddy was still in the early stages.
>every seat is filled by an old animatronic
what if they needed a night guard in case people wanna steal the animatronics haha I mean it would make sense to watch over them haha imagine being alone during the night with them haha would be pretty spooky if all alone without anyone seeing you and tongue kissing the animatronics haha
Nu-Chuck E. Cheese formerly Sneeds is pretty crappy to how Arcade places used to be.
The pizza is awful and the games are chink tablet tier because they cannot get good arcade games, which do exist but they opt for the minimum. There is not enough activities for the kids really and the space is like worse than a McDonalds.
Just take your kids to McDonalds, there are a few that still do birthday parties.
As a young teen I still remember Dave and Busters and places that had good arcade games, the light gun games were awesome. Right now there are no places that got the basic skiball machines anymore, it sucks.
You would think that in the year of our lord 2023 you could find places to throw a party that got VR spaces and stuff, not anymore.
Yeah...but they were greasy as all hell and they were mostly out of service.
What kind of podunk hick Dave and Busters did you go to? Most Dave and Busters have all that stuff
No, I said the opposite. It is right there in the post friend.
I am criticizing Chuck E. Cheese. The new ones are awful, so it is more likely that they are cutting costs, again.
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I cannot tell who is the bigger israelite, Scott Cawthon is an asshole and makes Notch look productive. I would not surprised if Sneed and Chuck could not afford the license.
i have anti-vaxxer tier views on psych drugs and to this day i'm not even really sure if i'm right or wrong
one of these days, just gotta hope it all gets better
That's the funny and sad part. Psych drugs do work but you are pretty much stuck on them until you die. It's not a conspiracy theory to milk mentally ill. It's genuinely because society as a whole did not give a fuck about mental illness and solved it by putting the mentally ill into asylums to pretend they don't exist. It's a modern thing for guys to even talk about mental problems let along women. There is no better treatment because people still think you can just walk through depression. So psych drugs are the only viable option nowadays because treatment for it stunted due to this mentality.
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>Psych drugs do work
Yeah I don’t need a ~~*degree*~~ to tell you putting a crazy person on tranquilizers makes them less crazy whoa….. maybe we fix society instead of medicating everyone? >nooooo that’s antisemetic!
guess this is all gonna end in war then if that’s your stance
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Here's your (You). Didn't even laugh at the bait try harder next time.
I didn't realize zoomers could be this inept. The anti vac movement predates COVID and is full of loons who think things like polio magically disappeared.
COVID was just the flash light they needed to get on front pages and pull in more useful idiots.
i have anti-vaxxer tier views on psych drugs and to this day i'm not even really sure if i'm right or wrong
one of these days, just gotta hope it all gets better
Psych drugs are hit or miss. A lot of the time its the docs throwing crap at the wall or comes with so much side effects its almost not worth it until the long term. I get far more annoyed at the tards who reject the tired and proven items like polio vax.
>it's the fault of "anti-vaxxers" that paranoid shitheads are afraid to have ball pits and anything that might involve their shitspawn encountering scary germs
Retard.
Haven't been to one in ages but I know the one I used to go to as a kid had the animatronics removed at least 10 years ago. I'm surprised there were still some left.
It was only a matter of time. Those clunky pieces of shit are a bitch to maintain. It's a lot easier to create videos you can air at all locations and have a guy you can stick in a costume. Hell, even as early as the 00's they were creating music videos and cartoons to air limiting the amount of time the animatronics were actually active.
It's because kids can't be left alone anymore, and have screens raising them. Due to society being low trust and due to overprotective parenting, it is more often than not illegal to not be supervising your kid 24/7.
The next generation will be the most socially inept we've had since at least a hundred years ago, and the fact that they were brainwashed further into keeping their distance from one another due the meme flu will accentuate their lack of social experience even further.
I always wonder if they guy was shaking because he was trying his hardest to not laugh or if he was afraid that he fucked up and was going to get fired
I always wonder if they guy was shaking because he was trying his hardest to not laugh or if he was afraid that he fucked up and was going to get fired
Always thought it was weird that charles cheese never leaned on the uber-popularity of FNAF even among children, but I guess more than anything else the problem is that their robotics are absolutely ancient and cost way too much to maintain along with their already undoubtedly high maintenance and power bills thanks to the arcade machines
>lean into a horror IP centered on a murderer of children
You've never played optics. That would be corporate suicide. >But the kids would love it!
And their parents would report Chuck to the Better Business Bureau.
the lore with billy afton was always the least interesting part of fnaf anyway lol, all you need are creepy vibes and dubiously sentient and malicious animatronics
you are genuinely sheltered as fuck
you have no idea what the kind of parents who take their kids to chuck e cheese are like
this is the last thing they would do or even give a shit about
Why do autistics love FNAF so much >at local restaurant with wife a few weeks ago >features fish on the walls, stuffed wolves bears etc >girl who was probably in her early twenties shuffles in with her parents >her hair is mattted and greased down >wearing a fucking teen titans go hoodie >spots the stuffed bear and screams >YAAAAGHHHH FREDDY FAZZBEAR FREDDYFAAAAAZZZZBEAR >everyone jumps and looks >he parents are trying to shut her up >she starts trying to punch the bear while screeching >they go sit down >she runs over and starts trying to have a conservation with it >the parents get up and they all leave
The games hit the stimulation buttons just right.
Always being able to interact with or do something in a clear process is like cocaine for autistic people.
Sadly some people never get better, so you get maladjusted adults that need caretaking.
What’s up with the JIDF spamming ITT? Mention Lockdowns and every discord groomer raiding the site magnetizes to this thread? lol or do they have stock in chucky cheese or what?
I feel sorry for kids having funs things taken away because adults are fucking retards.
Reminds me when I just got out of kindergarten and was looking forward to finally being able to play on the jungle gym during recess everyday only to have the school tear it down due to "safety reasons".
Same with me except it was a huge building basically made out of tires fused together. Loved that thing. The israelites tore it down though. Luckily there were plenty of anti-muslim seminars in the gymnasium, plenty of anti-white seminars, pregnancy-scare seminars, anti-gun seminars, holocaust seminars, black seminars, STD seminars, gay seminars, you get the picture. Just missed tranny seminars by a few years. Why are children force fed this diseased propaganda instead of being able to go outside and make friends and run around………..?
I remember at one point our elementary school replaced recess with making us walk around in a single file line. It was some dumb political thing about childhood obesity on the rise so instead of not letting us play games and run around outside we had to all walk instead. All the kids thought it was dumb but now reflecting on it I fee like it had a hint of communism influence to it too. We had some dumb people in charge making decisions.
Thanks Scott you asshole. I've never been to a Chuck E Cheese and now I'll never get to have my frontal lobe bitten off because of your cash cow series.
I wish the pizzaplex was real, I hope something like it happens in the future. Imagine a place with laser tag, go karts, arcade games, mini golf, and sexy robot furry women. Hell, in the books, it also had rides.
It was ok to experience once or twice and never again. The food and drinks are tiny as fuck but most kids tend to play over it so you can understand why. The games were all rigged. The smell. Kids screaming. Is always a mess and the prizes were always shit. The other Chuck E. Cheeses like places people talk about are usually always better and their fun zones are bigger. Fucking McDonald's has a bigger fun zone than Chuck E. Cheeses. Chuck E. Cheeses just spend more on advertising.
Chuck E. Cheeses is only fun if you're an teen/adult hanging out with other teens and adults who are stuck baby sitting because that's when the adults start spiking their drinks.
In the golden age of arcades, yeah. Keep in mind that the concept was thought up by Nolan Bushnell, founder of Atari. Kids loved it and adults could have fun too.
But in the mid 90s when arcades started dying out, there was really no point. I don't know how they've managed to stick around this long.
What's strange is they and many other kid's fun zone places, could have really made a comeback if they focused more on their arcade and be like Japanese's arcades. The real problem stems from their arcade games being old as shit. I walked by one of my local Chuck E. Cheeses I haven't been in in over 20 years, still having the exact same games, most of which were older than I was when I played them. They should have also put more effort into their prizes. People here hate it but the Asian Gacha system was a pretty fucking brilliant system, for physical prizes at least. Western arcades and games are build to be rigged but gacha would at least give you a pity system and whatever you don't win, could be used to get whatever you wanted.
Arcades really shouldn't have died as early as they did in the west.
Bros… when I was five I had a birthday party at chuck e cheese and another kid had a birthday party at the exact same time. When the guy wearing the chuck e cheese costume came out he only visited their birthday party. FUCK Chuck e Cheese
that's cause your mom was a cheapskate and didn't pay for the ultimate birthday package like she should've. i bet you didn't even get unlimited arcade games and all you can eat pizza
My only experience with food/arcade places for kids were indoor playgrounds, and arcades that served food. There were no robots or mascot suits walking around.
Pretty sure they were phasing them out anyways. The company is pretty much dead in the water anyways, covid destroyed them.
>tfw got rich off of covid
i want more lockdowns so i can make more money. wear the mask stay inside and get the shot 🙂
How?
Did you buy big pharma stocks?
If he's not a larping homosexual, crypto and meme stocks + a ton of fucking luck and snowballing from there. You can sorta still do it now but only if you're in secret discords and you know what you're doing.
every boomer who had everything in the stock market basically robbed the country during recovery.
Federal Pandemic Unemployment Assistance Program, senpai.
I got $35,000 in 18 months while being 'Disabled' and collecting NEETbux since 2009.
How did you even manage to get "disabled"?
>35,000 in 18 months is a lot to you
So you scammed the government.
Good luck when they figure it out and come after you.
>35k over 18 months
>rich
Trump basically tanked all the stocks with covids help. I bought GameStop when it was $4 each. Think about that.
I almost made it but forgot to sell and went from $1.4m to 100k. Back up to ~200k at least. Covid still made me richer than I used to be
This. It happens all the time. Corporations plan on doing something, see something in the news that kinda sorta relates to them and they attach to it for one reason or another. Like all the automating shit: cutting down on the "cost" of workers is always on their mind but being able to place the "blame" of it on workers asking for higher wages is just a wacky good time for them.
They were dead long before that, should have kept rockafire, people actually liked them.
yeah FNAF had nothing to do with it, they've currently been doing a major overhaul with their image. They want a clean and friendly environment look so they're removing all their old stuff and replacing with modern activities like dance mats, they don't want the arcade appearance anymore but more of a clean activity room. New Chuck E Cheese locations are going to have visible windows to the kitchen so people can see how the pizzas are made. Yes, that retarded fake rumor did that much damage to them.
>Yes, that retarded fake rumor did that much damage to them.
Which one?
The one where they recycle unfinished pizzas by heating them back up, assembling new pizzas out of them, and re-serving.
Accusations that they were recycling pizza slices.
Imagine making some pizza like a fucking slave while some kids get on the window while making faces and laughing at you, jesus that is suicide worthy
why would that make it worse?
Agreed, I like cooking, and as an extrovert, if I get kids making silly faces at me I'll just make one back and keep making za's.
Wtf, this just looks like another generic fast food place. Do they really think they'll draw in more people with this?
Considering Chuck E Cheese's business is in the fucking gutter while fast food in general is still going strong, changing into a generic fast food joint really isn't that bad of an idea at all.
>Bold
Funky retro design, possible to throwback to the old setups.
>Warm
Feels like a classic late 90s early 2000s restaurant chain in a nostalgic way.
>Modern
Boring as fuck.
Anon their target audience was not even born during the early 2000s.
>Guess who's gonna sleep well tonight?
Dude, what the hell are they thinking?
Im glad someone else pointed that out, holy shit lmfao
The implication is that the kids are going to use up so much energy running around and playing that they'll be tired and sleep. Are you zoomers? Gen alpha betas? I can't see any other way you'd actually be scared about this.
There's no way you think any child will see it that way.
Except... Covid was the single deadliest event in modern history, it changed basically every aspect of our lives as society responded with a scrambling attempt to hold on to life itself.
If they say they did something because of covid, then it is damn likely it was because of covid.
If something doesn't spectacularly kill thousands of people in a fashion that I can watch in the nightly news in one fell swoop it didn't happen, sorry
I'm sorry your boomer vrains can't keep up. I really am.
No it's not hyperbolic. Yes it was the deadliest event by far in the last 250 years.
And saved millions of others. These are complicated matters.
>And saved millions of others. These are complicated matters.
The only people at risk were fat fucks and 80 year olds
reminding me of how the old PM of the UK (that later caught covid and almost died) had to be told that he couldn't go out and say that 80 year olds should accept their deaths for the good of the country
We were all at risk. Still are.
And not just for our lives; it's estimated that somewhere between 40 and 60% of all Americans today are suffering from a lifelong disability as a result of a previous covid infection. Let's see how that works in the long run.
>No it's not hyperbolic. Yes it was the deadliest event by far in the last 250 years.
Very good one anon, it actually got me to post
It's the truth. You know this as well as I do.
>Retard never heard of the Spanish flu.
>Brings up another pandemic that saw very similar responses from the general public with very similar results.
You're not exactly making a case for yourself here.
>deadliest
The difference is the Spanish flu was actually a serious disease.
"Official" sources say it was 6,977,023 and it was already memory holed.
I can assure you it was way more than that. WAY more.
Dark covid deaths. As in, they can't be counted because we technically don't know the exact cause of death, but covid played a role.
Not to mention long covid. 120 million+ Americans expected to face a premature death because of complications from a prior covid infection.
>they should do these lockdown things more often.
This I agree with, but probably not for the same reason.
>120 million+ Americans expected to face a premature death because of complications from a prior covid infection.
Thank god
>Not to mention long covid. 120 million+ Americans expected to face a premature death because of complications from a prior covid infection.
GOD IS GOOD AND HE WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
Covid killed 7 million people. WW2 killed 85 million people, 3% of the global population at the time. So no, Covid was not the deadliest event by far in the last 250 years.
In fact covid was pretty cool, they should do these lockdown things more often.
>In fact covid was pretty cool, they should do these lockdown things more often.
This, working at home is so fucking comfy, i only worked 30 minutes at most and only played vidya
>Covid was the single deadliest event in modern history
A little bit hyperbolic, but yes, covid fucked restaurants, arcades, and movie theaters hard
>Movie theaters.
Disney and Netflix fucked movie theaters.
Movie theaters fucked movie theaters. Concessions are ludicrously overpriced, and the experience is pretty terrible for how expensive it is.
Your "response" almost killed my mother who had cancer and couldn't get a diagnosis. That's what actually killed people.
>only old people die from corona
Who cares i got it and it was like a cold but my body was fine
Severe mental illness is the cause of this post. Either that or it’s pretty good bait because leftpedos are really like this.
>Be studying for medical residency in 2019-2020
Covid couldn't have happened a better time.
I wish Covid eradicated 60 percent of human life.
This, the moment that /cvg/ stopped being the niche community that saw the kung flu as a threat was the moment that it became obvious it was a scam. It becamd obvious that globohomo just wanted an excuse for population control, and normalfags ate it up. If it was even 0.1% as deadly as normalfags pretended it was, we wouldn't be living in the most boring dystopia possible
It was a problem in actual populated cities. People who live in bumfuck or shut ins were not phased. Also I was grossed out seeing the South Park COVID special and just thinking about how many rich normalfags like Matt and Trey were probably freaking out because they couldn't go to dinner to hipster restaurants or wine bars.
Covid just accelerated the inevitable. Nowadays Chuck E Chesse is known as that guetto place where people fight during kids birthday parties.
I blame the locations they've picked, some are in ghetto spots. I loved this one Chuck E Cheese that was in the mountains
I honestly thought they got rid of the animatronics forever ago anyways when they redid the character designs.
Why would they still have animatronics of the old designs?
Bigger locations would keep them because they had novelty value, but otherwise a theater screen is significantly cheaper than making and maintaining the animatronics. Especially when kids from poor families will run up to them and cause damage to parts or covering. You can sue the family all you want, they don't have shit.
>I honestly thought they got rid of the animatronics forever ago
People started going to Chuck E Cheese again because of FNAF.
What? Why they do this when the FNAF movie creates the boosted the popularity of animatronics?
It's probably the same reason why Mcdonalds phased out Ronald after "The Dark Knight" happened. Clowns got associated with Murderers which is bad for sales. Same shit here. Animatronics got associated with murder too because of FNAF.
Fun fact, Chuck E Cheese just did an event for Halloween called “Five Night of Fun” in which they explicitly asks employees to never mention FNAF in any capacity
>blatantly rips off FNAF
>"IT ISN'T RELATED TO A CERTAIN GAME FRANCHISE BECAUSE... IT JUST ISN'T OKAY!?"
And people wonder why their restaurants became so shit.
turnabout is fair play thoughever
>Trying to cash out and ride the popular wave
>Without paying royalties
If I was the CEO of whoever owns fnaf and I saw that shit id sue for just the sake of them thinking they could get away with that shit.
I cannot tell who is the bigger israelite, Scott Cawthon is an asshole and makes Notch look productive. I would not surprised if Sneed and Chuck could not afford the license.
>makes Notch look productive
So does Mojang post-Notch.
Prove?
He was about to retire after THD but got the idea for FNAF when he was told his shitty 3D was spooky.
He made bank which does not happen often for an indie dev, it was a miracle. From then on he milked that cow and published FNAF World as a hate letter towards his fanbase, making him an ungrateful bitch.
He simply stop caring and other people do most of the heavy lifting for him. Same as Notch, they became unbelievable assholes online, the size of Stephen King but worse because at least Stephen wrote a bit more than them. For people who have everything they made the gaming environment worse, in contrast to let's say Id Games. Carmack kept innovating while Scott and Notch became shitposting personalities
FNAF is the reason we don't talk positively about any game anymore, that and Minecraft. Ganker advertised those games pro bono.
That happened? lol, big if true.
>From then on he milked that cow and published FNAF World as a hate letter towards his fanbase, making him an ungrateful bitch
Lmao retard didn't play the game at all.
You are aware he gave everyone a full refund and made the game free when people shat on it right?
I did not get the refund and the game original ending told his fanabse to fuck off, then he regretted it but the game is still shit and I only got it because I thought he was trying to make something like TDH2 again, fuck me for hoping.
>Sucking an eceleb cock
Look redditor sucking off famous people online, especially anonymously wont make you famous by proxy.
>hurr yur retard because you dont read the wikis on fnaf like I do and take curated information that makes scott luk gud like I do (eats more shit)
I should be able to kill you legally, the state can count it as assisted euthanasia for the mentally feeble.
>I did not get the refund
That's your own fault.
>the game original ending told his fanabse to fuck off, then he regretted it
>He thought Scott was serious
lol, Scott is a known shitposter and troll. Not only that but the ending you got isn't even the real ending (assuming you're talking about the one where you fight animdude). The game treats that as a diversion, it was never intended to be taken seriously.
The rest of your post is unintelligible schizobabble that has nothing to do with fnaf world.
Do not reply to me again retard.
>He-he was pretending to be retarded!
Cool story reddit ~troon, have a nice day.
I accept your concession
Nuh uh.
>I accep your consension
Esl
That is how you type 😉
>This is how you type on a basket weaving forum
>That happened? lol, big if true.
Scott gave money to majority republican politicians in donations, and IIRC two or 3 democrats. That didn't sit well with Reddit and they tried to shut him down.
Scott being a bajillionaire at that point released a statement that he's stepping down as lead (though still basically owning everything) and decided to focus on his family. Specifically ending with "I do not apologize." like an absolute chad.
>Specifically ending with "I do not apologize." like an absolute chad.
Based, we need more men of character like him
>Specifically ending with "I do not apologize."
This is unironically the only way to deal with these stupid controversies
Scott gave money to, out of fairly few people, like Matt Gaetz and Donald Trump who are at the very top of the list as far as personally loathed republican politicians. It would be like throwing money at Hillary Clinton and AoC in particular as a weak comparison, I guess.
You got the impression that he's just a normal scared conservaboomer, though. His line was just "we need a Strong Guy like Trump to fight all the enemies I'm becoming gradually more scared of"
...
I am at the right place to sound crazy but I am cock sure the alleged redditors were mostly paid bots because democrats have tried to seize control of social media and the internet for years.
When you see redditors in real life their numbers are often pathetic, not enough to start anything by themselves. Most of his real fanbase possibly do not give a shit, it is like the Rowling thing with HP, Harry Potter still makes bank and people look on Rowling favorably despite social media "opinions" and troon doxing.
Meanwhile Stephen King, despite being cozy with the wackjobs, his still do trash numbers in contrast.
What I am getting at is that the outrage towards Rowling and Scott Cawthon is fabricated with political intent.
i won't say anything about that but i will add that the guy who dug up the dirt on scoot was obviously doing it to be petty and spiteful
Scott is still a homosexual so who cares lol
here, I'm trans btw
>like an absolute chad.
No. A chad would tell them to fuck off, shut up and get lost and still hold lead development position.
Him stepping down is still a win for them no matter what.
>developing a game for people you don't see eye to eye with instead of just having someone else do it and still getting paid
He made the most sensible choice instead of letting them irritate him further.
a chad wouldn't """"""""""retire""""""""" like a little bitch, wouldn't """""""""""""release a statement"""""""""" either, he would ignore everything and just keep making games
instead he was a little bitch and fled
He wasn't making entry games really at that point anyway. All he was doing was some involvement with Security Breach, and even then it was pretty bare. It was more like
>'Maybe I should take a break from all this. This is kind of nice not to be responsible for the games. Maybe after Security Breach?'
>Twitter goes looney on him, doxxes him, and threatens his families lives
>'Ah yeah, now its time to step back for awhile.'
He did the right thing. Now most Twitterheads think he retired and he can just casually do whatever he wants without pressure from fans to make more games.
and by doing whatever he wants you mean doing jack shit because he did jack shit and and security breach is the most poorly written, buggiest, shitty fnaf game ever conceived
Yeah and who's fault is that? The people making the game or the person letting them make the game? Help Wanted was a great game, so was Ruin imo. They just got way in over their head trying to shove in too much and trying to make it a AAA game without realizing they never dealt with this kind of work before.
>have enough money to support yourself and your family without having to continue doing work
>autistic manchildren throw tantrums on Ganker because a dozen games milking an IP isn't enough
>same autistic manchildren throw tantrums over other franchises being milked and see no irony
>Donates to right cucks
>Actually steps down
>"He totally won!!"
>Movie gets delayed
>Merch hits stores anyways like 4 years ago
>Willy's Wonderland ends up coming out with Nicolas Cage
>Meanwhile FNAF is a straight to peacock movie
One really sad thing is that it happens for be Blumhouse's best opening ever. Meaning not even having licensed rights like Halloween/the Exorcist or original films have opened as well as this. Meaning new films from the company might be low budget video game shit.
>still made all the money
>fnaf cucks had to wait to get things they wanted
>zero lgbt bullshit fan theories added into movie despite adding a literal youtuber for fan service
>Having a YouTuber in the movie
Genuinely one of the reasons why I will never watch it.
You are maximum retarded. You are one schizo ass retard.
>Scott Cawthon is an asshole
Were you part of the twitter tranny troop that made him retire?
I was not the one who got him to quit like a little bitch, but I wish I was since he ruined horror and indie as much as assassins creed ruined open world.
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>Scott Cawthon is an asshole and makes Notch look productive
Wut?
>Creates several games and books
>People trash FnaF World at launch, Scott refunds everyone and re-releases it as freeware
>Has his fanbase trash a free Halloween update, keeps his head up
>Releases UCN for free
>Gives a small studio a chance with his bigger FNaF games
>Funds several fangames, like 1 or 2 actually ended up actually delivering
>Privately donates to his preferred political party
>Has it exposed, gets cancelled by most of his fanbase
>Could have said 'fuck you, I'm out' but instead delivers the movie
>Releases it streaming day 1 so poorfags can watch it for free
Fucker has one of, if not the most ungrateful fanbases. He's far from an asshole.
I did not get any refund for FNAF World and my copy I got from tbhra when he was a literal who was lost in the wind. He does not do anything at all, he and notch are shitposters
>But he donated to the wholesome conservatives
Good for him, it was shitty troons doxxed him but for someone who made it big his impact has been mostly negative.
Scott also donated a percentage of the games profits to children's hospitals, which is several magnitudes more impactful than the $5k he donated to the GOP. Wow what a shocker, the openly christian game dev voted for Trump. It was pretty obvious even if he literally never talked about modern politics.
>/pol now sides with bronies and furfags while defending millionaires who support Israel.
>lefties openly hate israelites and support palestine
Horseshoe theory.
What planet do you live on? Trannies (furries/bronies, same thing) love israelites and Israel and Ukraine and the whole bit.
Noooo kids should be raised by screens and trannies it’s a good thing!
>Scott also donated a percentage of the games profits to children's hospitals
Why not stick with those instead of prominent anti-democratic politicos?
Because he wanted to donate some money to the GOP as well? What a stupid question.
because developers, studios, and even entire companies donate to and shill for the democrats and no says anything
>donate hundreds of thousands of dollars to the democrats
>wow bro its not politically motivated why do you even care its not like it matters bro
>donate one penny to a republican
>HOW DARE YOU FUCK NAZI YOU WANT TO MURDER BABIES
>prominent anti-democratic politicos
Everyone grab a drink and a seat. This anon's about to tell us a hilarious joke!
Alright, who would you consider an "anti-democratic politico" and why?
Whys is it okay for 90% of video game devs to openly and loudly donate to democrats but not okay for one man to silently donate to republicans?
>Wow what a shocker, the openly christian game dev voted for Trump.
Yeah, I really have no clue how his fans deluded themselves for so long about his political identities. Fucking zoomers man, they make fish look smart.
Are you serious? Scott released 4 FNAF games in a year. I cannot think of a more prolific developer.
Are you genuinely retarded? Notch has a billion dollars and complains that he has nothing in that giant la mansion and hasn't released anything since Minecraft. Scott is actually involved with the franchise (just released help wanted 2). He's just taken a seat back since he's a sensitive Christian which is sad but whatever.
>Scott Cawthon is an asshole and makes Notch look productive
Scott makes more games in a year than notch has in a decade.
bait
Gayest post ITT
>Scott Cawthon is an asshole and makes Notch look productive.
Scott produced several totally finished and functional games, and not just the FNAF series.
Minecraft was never finished under Notch and when it was purchased by Microsoft, it STILL is not finished to this very day.
If anything, Notch is patient zero in the lazy developer plague of modern games.
they're trying to have their cake and eat it too, eh?
Here's an interesting copyright question
Can the subject of your parody use concepts from the parody?
The answer is no, right?
It probably depends on how close the parody is to the original source.
I feel like Ronald was in decline long before that, because McDonalds started actively hating children.
Those fucking "Say This" lines sound like the generic voice of soulless corporatism that FNAF has had since Sister Location.
When did we go from just having to wear your uniform correctly and to not swear/smoke on the job to this 1984 wrongthink shit?
I'd expect this shit from Disney Cast Members but not a pizza chain.
POGGERS
Still cannot get over the Chucky's Fall Guys Poggers Incident of 2021. Did his Twitch career ever recover?
you need to have a twitch career to begin with
*whimpering noises*
any Gankerirgins attend SSS?
i go to every one. they really get it
that's kinda cool actually
this one's actually pretty based so long as there are no trannies/fags on staff
How much food we talking here?
>tfw don't actually remember if I had any sensory sensitivity issues, despite having them now
Help
>despite having them now
Nigga just ignore the noise lol
Could be something as simple as sleep apnea lowering your tolerance for noise and fast lights.
>Trained and caring staff
As someone who did IT for Chuck E Cheese in the past, I have SERIOUS doubts on that last one.
>Yes I know it's Sunday, I don't give a shit - get your ass to work and wrangle those tards 2 hours early or I will find someone who will
>aight, peace out
“People” who take their retards in public are disgusting asswipes. Feed your gross retard some tranquilizers and plop him in front of Alvin and the Chipmunks. Parading it around public and pretending it’s human at everyone else’s expense is disgusting. As a kid I hated seeing retards drool and cry and shit and their faces were always chapped, I digress I’m gonna puke. But seriously have some fucking shame. You’re disgracing yourself, your entire family AND your retard by letting it run around screaming and picking its asshole and touching everything. I HATE retards.
the fact that there are neurodivergents in this thread who actually like this is incredibly harrowing
>neurodivergents
the fact that you use this word unironically is incredibly harrowing
>the fact that you use this word unironically is incredibly harrowing
it's the only widely recognized term that recognizes the objective but highly underreported fact that mental disorders have way more variety and interconnection than is commonly denoted by the psych industry. do you want me to sit here and say "the fact that people with autism, bipolar, ocd, BPD, etc etc like being treated like test tube animals with unsettling sickly-sweet language and white-room terminology makes me upset"? no, you dumbass. i will use the term "neurodivergent" because it's the only term you know that actually conveys my point
>i will use the term "neurodivergent" because it's the only term you know that actually conveys my point
the term neurodivergent IS the unsettling sickly-sweet language and white-room terminology that you so despise. it's designed to soften the blow of being classified as "mentally ill", a term you might be familiar with.
The term is "mentally ill" you colossal homosexual.
I mean, were the fuck do you think you are?
i thought i was on Ganker, not a psych ward
Imagine the fucking stench.
like a pizza that had been trampled by a herd of elephants
Now that’s a true horror premise for a FNaF game.
>alright new guy, you have two choices of what shift to do
>you can do the night shift, and risk the animatronics murdering you
>or choose the morning shift and help with the “special” kids all day
This reminds me of my 5th or 6th or so birthday, we went to Chuck E Cheeses and I cried at the scary mouse man coming up to our table.
I'm sure he was used to it, but I still feel kinda bad now
Not really related but one of the upsides of having diagnosed autism and ADHD was getting a disability pass for amusement parks and being able to skip lines like a paid park pass would
How much of a tard do you have to act like in order to qualify? Not that I would have because >Implying I'd want to hang around screeching Autistic kids
I wouldn't want to be caught dead at Chuck E Cheese's on a normal day, what makes you this this would make me more likely to go?
When I was a kid(Yes I was officially diagnosed with Autism), I had no problems with Chuck E Cheese at all.
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I went to a sensory sensitive event, albeit it was a convention. Surprisingly really fucking nice, you never realize just how loud and obstructive shit can be until you're semi-alone in an almost dead quiet hall full of people. To any anons thinking "lmao retards need a special day" go try it for yourselves, I guarantee you'll have a good time and I say that as someone who doesn't have autism.
Too weird for me to not hear all the background noise of people who got a shit ton to say
I'd go to one just to bang some pots and pans together.
they've been struggling for a long time and the machines were basically non-functioning and poorly maintained
Fuck, someone’s gotta take the reins. An animatronic kids place is clearly a goldmine if done well as evidence by fnaf
Why go to Chuck E Cheese these days when Round1 and Dave & Busters exist?
I always lumped in CEC as being strictly young kids and place to feed cheap food. The other two are more family/night out oriented and not as budget.
I could have sworn they said they were dojng this back in 2015
>Somewhere in the us there is a warehouse full of old chuck e cheese animatronics
Nah they moved every animatronic to that one remaining location. It doesn't even have room for customers anymore, every seat is filled by an old animatronic.
>Turn the abandon location into aninmatronic store
.... they should turn it into tourist location
Sounds like the setup for a movie. If chuckecheese wasn't a kids attraction they would've capitalized on this shit when freddy was still in the early stages.
>every seat is filled by an old animatronic
what if they needed a night guard in case people wanna steal the animatronics haha I mean it would make sense to watch over them haha imagine being alone during the night with them haha would be pretty spooky if all alone without anyone seeing you and tongue kissing the animatronics haha
Storage costs money
They're more than likely just dissasembled and sold for scrap.
>That one time people kept asking Scott to invest in a real Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria
I guess now's the time for Scott to actually do it.
Nu-Chuck E. Cheese formerly Sneeds is pretty crappy to how Arcade places used to be.
The pizza is awful and the games are chink tablet tier because they cannot get good arcade games, which do exist but they opt for the minimum. There is not enough activities for the kids really and the space is like worse than a McDonalds.
Just take your kids to McDonalds, there are a few that still do birthday parties.
As a young teen I still remember Dave and Busters and places that had good arcade games, the light gun games were awesome. Right now there are no places that got the basic skiball machines anymore, it sucks.
You would think that in the year of our lord 2023 you could find places to throw a party that got VR spaces and stuff, not anymore.
I remember some mcdonald's having straight-up n64s back in the day. Good times
Yeah...but they were greasy as all hell and they were mostly out of service.
No, I said the opposite. It is right there in the post friend.
I am criticizing Chuck E. Cheese. The new ones are awful, so it is more likely that they are cutting costs, again.
What kind of podunk hick Dave and Busters did you go to? Most Dave and Busters have all that stuff
>I have a small white penis
Thanks for sharing
I love telling people on a Mongolian basket weaving forum that you have a small dick
*I love telling people on a Mongolian basket weaving forum that i have a small dick
Sorry for the confusion guys
no i got it right the first time incel, enjoy never getting laid loser
*no you got it right the first time incel, i enjoy never getting laid, loser
Sorry guys, don't know why i keep fucking up
*I'm so butthurt all I can do is repeat things like a mouth breathing sub human
:^)
Glad you admit it, acceptance is the first step towards self improvement
too bad you can admit to being soooooooo butthurt, bitch :^)
*too bad i can't admit to being soooooooo butthurt, bitch :^)
Fuck, again?
>I'm pretending to be retarded dur hur hur I got you
bitch :^)
Hey, i have problems with my phone alright?
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Ball pits and VR seem like they would be dead in the water in a post COVID world with anti-vaccers on top.
>anti-vaccers
You mean sapient human beings who don’t deify israeli corporations?
No the dumb fucks who think medications tested for 40+ odd years will kill them and get their kids fucked up for it.
I could give a fuck less about people who put faith in orange celebrities over science.
i have anti-vaxxer tier views on psych drugs and to this day i'm not even really sure if i'm right or wrong
one of these days, just gotta hope it all gets better
That's the funny and sad part. Psych drugs do work but you are pretty much stuck on them until you die. It's not a conspiracy theory to milk mentally ill. It's genuinely because society as a whole did not give a fuck about mental illness and solved it by putting the mentally ill into asylums to pretend they don't exist. It's a modern thing for guys to even talk about mental problems let along women. There is no better treatment because people still think you can just walk through depression. So psych drugs are the only viable option nowadays because treatment for it stunted due to this mentality.
>Psych drugs do work
Yeah I don’t need a ~~*degree*~~ to tell you putting a crazy person on tranquilizers makes them less crazy whoa….. maybe we fix society instead of medicating everyone?
>nooooo that’s antisemetic!
guess this is all gonna end in war then if that’s your stance
Here's your (You). Didn't even laugh at the bait try harder next time.
i didnt know the covid vaccine was 40 years old
I didn't realize zoomers could be this inept. The anti vac movement predates COVID and is full of loons who think things like polio magically disappeared.
COVID was just the flash light they needed to get on front pages and pull in more useful idiots.
Psych drugs are hit or miss. A lot of the time its the docs throwing crap at the wall or comes with so much side effects its almost not worth it until the long term. I get far more annoyed at the tards who reject the tired and proven items like polio vax.
>it's the fault of "anti-vaxxers" that paranoid shitheads are afraid to have ball pits and anything that might involve their shitspawn encountering scary germs
Retard.
Haven't been to one in ages but I know the one I used to go to as a kid had the animatronics removed at least 10 years ago. I'm surprised there were still some left.
It was only a matter of time. Those clunky pieces of shit are a bitch to maintain. It's a lot easier to create videos you can air at all locations and have a guy you can stick in a costume. Hell, even as early as the 00's they were creating music videos and cartoons to air limiting the amount of time the animatronics were actually active.
Ngl the downfall of all those kids-centric areas is sort of depressing.
McDonald’s especially is so lame and soulless nowadays.
It's because kids can't be left alone anymore, and have screens raising them. Due to society being low trust and due to overprotective parenting, it is more often than not illegal to not be supervising your kid 24/7.
The next generation will be the most socially inept we've had since at least a hundred years ago, and the fact that they were brainwashed further into keeping their distance from one another due the meme flu will accentuate their lack of social experience even further.
I miss them.
Imagine the diseases on those
really proud of chuck's transition from sleazy daddy to fuckable little twink
he's so valid
How pozzed are the modern fnaf games?
very, they've been holding back on showing toy chica.
>POGGERS
I always wonder if they guy was shaking because he was trying his hardest to not laugh or if he was afraid that he fucked up and was going to get fired
link it
Always thought it was weird that charles cheese never leaned on the uber-popularity of FNAF even among children, but I guess more than anything else the problem is that their robotics are absolutely ancient and cost way too much to maintain along with their already undoubtedly high maintenance and power bills thanks to the arcade machines
>lean into a horror IP centered on a murderer of children
You've never played optics. That would be corporate suicide.
>But the kids would love it!
And their parents would report Chuck to the Better Business Bureau.
the lore with billy afton was always the least interesting part of fnaf anyway lol, all you need are creepy vibes and dubiously sentient and malicious animatronics
you are genuinely sheltered as fuck
you have no idea what the kind of parents who take their kids to chuck e cheese are like
this is the last thing they would do or even give a shit about
What’s it like working at Chuck E. Cheese?
It's just like any other wagie job, but you have to deal with kids.
easier than most restaurant jobs, not really worth it as it's minimum wage.
I thought they went bankrupt and closed?
Is the ruin dlc any good?
>read chuck e cheese
>immediately hear the chuck e cheesus from the voice at those crappy goanimate videos
damn
How was the movie?
Meh
Stop showing of your tiny pecker this is a blue board
mine isn't mutilated. what about yours trooncifer worshiper?
bigger than yours incel
I hate what they did to my boy.
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still using outdated talking points? consider an hero. no more (you)s
Why do autistics love FNAF so much
>at local restaurant with wife a few weeks ago
>features fish on the walls, stuffed wolves bears etc
>girl who was probably in her early twenties shuffles in with her parents
>her hair is mattted and greased down
>wearing a fucking teen titans go hoodie
>spots the stuffed bear and screams
>YAAAAGHHHH FREDDY FAZZBEAR FREDDYFAAAAAZZZZBEAR
>everyone jumps and looks
>he parents are trying to shut her up
>she starts trying to punch the bear while screeching
>they go sit down
>she runs over and starts trying to have a conservation with it
>the parents get up and they all leave
>
The games hit the stimulation buttons just right.
Always being able to interact with or do something in a clear process is like cocaine for autistic people.
Sadly some people never get better, so you get maladjusted adults that need caretaking.
I can fix her
What’s up with the JIDF spamming ITT? Mention Lockdowns and every discord groomer raiding the site magnetizes to this thread? lol or do they have stock in chucky cheese or what?
uhh
Why, exactly?
I feel sorry for kids having funs things taken away because adults are fucking retards.
Reminds me when I just got out of kindergarten and was looking forward to finally being able to play on the jungle gym during recess everyday only to have the school tear it down due to "safety reasons".
>"safety reasons".
I.E some retard got themselves hurt on it and a parent got mad
Same with me except it was a huge building basically made out of tires fused together. Loved that thing. The israelites tore it down though. Luckily there were plenty of anti-muslim seminars in the gymnasium, plenty of anti-white seminars, pregnancy-scare seminars, anti-gun seminars, holocaust seminars, black seminars, STD seminars, gay seminars, you get the picture. Just missed tranny seminars by a few years. Why are children force fed this diseased propaganda instead of being able to go outside and make friends and run around………..?
I remember at one point our elementary school replaced recess with making us walk around in a single file line. It was some dumb political thing about childhood obesity on the rise so instead of not letting us play games and run around outside we had to all walk instead. All the kids thought it was dumb but now reflecting on it I fee like it had a hint of communism influence to it too. We had some dumb people in charge making decisions.
>go to the one restaurant that still has animatronics
>some pedo employee murderfucks a bunch of kids
>weeks later, they are hiring security guards
>motherfucks a bunch of kids
????
Oh shit I might be dyslexic
Did anyone else here watch the Chuck E Cheese episode from the latest season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? I thought it was great.
Thanks Scott you asshole. I've never been to a Chuck E Cheese and now I'll never get to have my frontal lobe bitten off because of your cash cow series.
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pitiful, try harder to get a (You), worm
I wish the pizzaplex was real, I hope something like it happens in the future. Imagine a place with laser tag, go karts, arcade games, mini golf, and sexy robot furry women. Hell, in the books, it also had rides.
Chucke just isn't as hot as Chica, sorry.
I've never been to Chuck E. Cheeses. Is it good?
No, it makes me glad we live in the era of Dave & Busters.
It was ok to experience once or twice and never again. The food and drinks are tiny as fuck but most kids tend to play over it so you can understand why. The games were all rigged. The smell. Kids screaming. Is always a mess and the prizes were always shit. The other Chuck E. Cheeses like places people talk about are usually always better and their fun zones are bigger. Fucking McDonald's has a bigger fun zone than Chuck E. Cheeses. Chuck E. Cheeses just spend more on advertising.
Chuck E. Cheeses is only fun if you're an teen/adult hanging out with other teens and adults who are stuck baby sitting because that's when the adults start spiking their drinks.
In the golden age of arcades, yeah. Keep in mind that the concept was thought up by Nolan Bushnell, founder of Atari. Kids loved it and adults could have fun too.
But in the mid 90s when arcades started dying out, there was really no point. I don't know how they've managed to stick around this long.
What's strange is they and many other kid's fun zone places, could have really made a comeback if they focused more on their arcade and be like Japanese's arcades. The real problem stems from their arcade games being old as shit. I walked by one of my local Chuck E. Cheeses I haven't been in in over 20 years, still having the exact same games, most of which were older than I was when I played them. They should have also put more effort into their prizes. People here hate it but the Asian Gacha system was a pretty fucking brilliant system, for physical prizes at least. Western arcades and games are build to be rigged but gacha would at least give you a pity system and whatever you don't win, could be used to get whatever you wanted.
Arcades really shouldn't have died as early as they did in the west.
Bros… when I was five I had a birthday party at chuck e cheese and another kid had a birthday party at the exact same time. When the guy wearing the chuck e cheese costume came out he only visited their birthday party. FUCK Chuck e Cheese
that's cause your mom was a cheapskate and didn't pay for the ultimate birthday package like she should've. i bet you didn't even get unlimited arcade games and all you can eat pizza
Thats some cape shit tier origin story right there. Pick your super villein name and gimmick.
Welp, now you have to get revenge on society
I'm sorry, anon.
You're gonna carry that weight.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Noooo! We can’t be associated with something popular!
>allows feral kids and their families to ruin it for whites
This is why you went bankrupt.
YWNGL
OK FINE I ADMIT IT I THINK THE RAT MASCOT IS HOT. FUCK.
Mitzi?
no, this thing
soul -> soulless -> soulleast
would not fuck -> might fuck if drunk -> Literally my wife(male)
My only experience with food/arcade places for kids were indoor playgrounds, and arcades that served food. There were no robots or mascot suits walking around.
chuck e cheeses always reminds me of this moment now