>fucks a 19 year old waitress
>fucks a 19 year old waitress
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>adult male has sexual relations with an adult female
Okay.
She was 18 and 364 days you sick fuck
Kys roastie
> Kills thousands
> "I DONT KNOW DUTCH ALL THESE DEATH AND DESTRUCTION DUTCH"
> Kills thousands
> Dies
What a beautiful story
Sounds like the usual US soldoer movie
>"AHM SCARED"
>feed a hogtied woman to some alligators immediately after the cutscene
STAND UNSHAKEN
Wait who did he fuck?
>has sex with an adult
Ok and?
>is apathetic towards, but not entirely against, what were radical political ideologies at his time so he can be more likable and relatable to 21st century audiences while not being too sanctimonious about it
How the FUCK did he get away with this?
not everybody was against suffrage
I'm not. I think women should suffer more, if anything
Hope the main protag has a child wife in the next one
>inb4 people whine about how the protagonist of a AAA game made for mass consumption didn't go around calling people moronS
theyre murderous outlaws in the 1800s. it should have been an option
>pretending the masses give a fuck
Tarantino movies drop moron all the time and no one gives two fucks. Hell, Rockstar games do it too.
>RDR comes out in 2011
>haha cool cowboy game
>RDR2 comes out in 2018
>arthur should be calling everyone moron and lynching whole towns, that’s how every white man was like back then. Also the civil war was over state rights.
Lol I'm screencapping this epicness and posting it on gamingcirclejerk. Chuds = owned epic style 😉
Half your age plus 7
Nah. As long as it's legal it's fine.
half your age minus 7
Roastie formula
Why 7 and not 8 or 6? Ever thought about that?
> kills people and steal money
>Fucks up in nearly every mission she's in
>Has an annoying voice
>Get's innocent people killed
>Threatens and is mean towards the only cool character in the game
Say what you will about Arthur but I liked him much more than this harpy.
Arthur should have fucked her. the raspy voice is hot. apparently there was supposed to be a romance subplot with her but it was later cut
I remember not hating her voice in the beginning. Maybe it was just her attitude that made it hard to listen to.
why would you not like orthur?
Literally made for tied_hands+gagged+dubious_consent+equine_penis
>REVENGE AND KILLING BAD
>Except for her she gets a good ending
This is the main thing that bothered me about Sadie, the game even gives you a choice of if you want to help her in her violent revenge murder rampage and the game considers it “dishonorable” to tell her to chill the fuck out. Great ass though, would breed.
I fucked a 15 year old when I was 19
You fucked a pedophile then because you are way too young for that shit
>admitting a crime on site lurked by feds
Feds will only come after you if ur a massive sperg about it. See Madthad
you know thats legal in most of the world right
They have no power where I am
I think OP is saying he’s unbased because he didn’t mate with a child instead
>ucks a 19 year old waitress
who's that referring to?
Mary?
Its in an optional dialogue pretty late in the game. He fucked a waitress and had a son named issac but they were killed.
I've fucked a 19-year but she was obese
make the dude black and the lady on the right a sweaty nazi and this would be incredibly accurate
Goku lost.
>After that swears off sex until death for some reason
why the fuck did sean and hosea die in a cutscene but that guy lenny dies like that? despite him being a ninja, he was a cool guy
>peter cummed inside this
>asks MJ for forgiveness for having had sex with a woman before her
>MJ isn't even his gf at the time
Written by women for sure
Yeah he ought to have gone younger
The age of consent in 1899's U.S. was 14