*fun stops*.?

*fun stops*

Ganker will defend this

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >in before the "git gud" posts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Been a tough long 8 years since you been here huh?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am shit at Souls games, couldn't even beat DS3 without a friend, and I still got every achievement in Elden Ring solo and even spent a lot of time helping others. I can't tell if I finally managed to git gud or the game is just easy and people here are just shit at games.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *fun stops*

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fun stops after the Godfrey shade boss, everything is downhill from there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      100% agree on this, after Liendell the game gets obviously overextend

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should be able to dodge at least half of it and tank the rest. If your DPS is decent (ie you don't play like a scaredy cat) she won't have time to do more than a couple and you have like 20 sips at this point.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A frost pot will cancel waterfowl dance if you throw it at her before she starts swinging

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >using guides

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >A million messages in front of the boss room saying "Try frost" and "try bleed".

        There is a reason I get upvote heals and (you) don't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't beat her

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's all worth it when you finally beat her

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    waterfowl dance is the only attack in the entire soulsborneringwhatever series that is not dodgable with good timing alone. it also doesnt make sense how youre supposed to dodge it. without it the boss isnt that hard. kind of stupid in that respect

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People that are unable to change tactics fear this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She still heals a frickload if you block it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You already lowered her life once. You can do it again.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just dodge it. It’s not that hard.

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  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, that was difficult.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >franchise spends 15 years teaching you to dodge through attacks
      >creates an attack that is virtually impossible to organically figure out how to dodge
      >dude just change your build and playstyle

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro do u remember the capra demon? sometimes shields just do what they suppose to

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so, this weapon carries to the end? i thought so but maaaan, this is some shit. give me a v2 like 2/3 of the story

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had to look a video online just to see how to dodge this specific attack because i'm not fighting the boss 50 times just to try and learn the timing of ONE attack.
    Total garbage design.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, I'll parry it.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pull out shield
    >block
    >put it away
    >chunk back the health she gained with my ugs
    is this gitting gud?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her fight is jank as frick even after the nerfs.
    There's ways to deal with waterfowl, but when she decides to animation cancel getting staggered, or instantly wake up and grab you for an instant kill, it just boils down to abusing certain mechanics or getting lucky.
    That and and you have to memorize which attacks you can hit her after that give hitstun, and you have to hope she doesn't start doing combo extenders or delays on certain moves specifically to rollcatch you

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *Ahem*
    NIHIL, NIHIL, NIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It only happens once and you can heal through it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't know

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know about the purifying tear but the fight is perfectly manageable without it.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frog poster genocide when?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Throws frost pot
    *fun resumes*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, I dud it first fight too because I always have them equipped and I knew shit was about to go down when she did the anime air pose.
      I swear some people think every game is for them

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fun stopped when they nerfed her

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I solod her 1st phase with flamberge and then duod her 2nd phase with my bro firemonk

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The problem with waterfowl is that it WILL murder you the first time you see it, no ifs or buts.
    Malenia is designed to murder you on your first try, which is a trash philosophy.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mohg spear trivializes it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any bleed weapon does.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    git gud
    just roll homie lmao
    or if ur a scrub get BHS

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think a tarnish can seduce her for love?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fun reaches its peak

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hello I'm the weapon that turns the entire game into a joke.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Blade imbued with the taker's flame, the power to literally devour gods.
      No fricking shit, just like the Godslayer Greatsword these things are designed to wreck the demigods.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > IT'S A HUMAN RIGHT TO BE ABLE TO BEAT A BOSS
    People who genuinely complain about a game being too hard are fricking moronic lmao

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