G9

Genesis Weekend. Finals Sunday.
Zain fucking died. No gods remain.
Plup doubters in shambles. Can he do it?

https://www.twitch.tv/btssmash

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The 4 greatest commentators of all time.
    Rank them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Well, well, well, what do we have here?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they all suck

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      HMW > Scar > Toph >>>>>>>> Vish

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I hate scar and toph so much it's unreal

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Vish is dog shit. He should've been kicked out and replaced with Armada.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Lovage > *

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      toph > vish > waff >>> scar
      also, moky haters rise up

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      PPMD, M2k, and Armada are all better

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        As Scar acts more and more like a senile old man, he wraps back around to being based.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Toph >= Scar >> Vish >>>>> Waff

      Toph has skyrocketed in my opinion ever since Scar took a step back, but they're still an incredible dynamic

      Vish is pretty solid, really good knowledge and genuinely really funny a lot of the time

      I am

      So tired

      Of Waff comms. I love the guy but it just doesn't match up quality-wise these days. Absolutely no disrespect to him and what's he done for the community but I just don't want him on the mic anymore

      Secret top tier is Joshman btw, he made LSI great to listen to

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Brandon > Toph > Scar >= Vish

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Lovage > Phil > Vish > Webs

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      scar = toph = hmw > vish

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see d1

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        d1 was a retard

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      1. M2k
      2. Hbox
      3. Armada
      4. D1

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Scar when he forgets who is playing>toph without scar>vish>waff>toph with scar>scar on a normal day

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >plup's gonna lose to cody again
    feels bad man

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If the chud loving garden gnome wins, melee will never recover

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Armada isn't on comms because he's gonna be the secret final boss.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm genuinely hoping this happens actually

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >wins
        >'meta hasn't changed btw'

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why everyone hates IBDW, despite being the most consistent Melee player of the recent times?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      big ego

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      cute gf

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he just seems like a slimy person, I don't know what it is to be honest.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This. He's cringe, weird, fucks a chud, bitches just as much as leffen. Not to mention lying about fucking his mom.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because of the Hax beef

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      His "consistency" is rooted in cheater controllers and drug abuse

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        he just uses a z button jump remap right? if boxx is allowed then how is that a cheat?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          goomwave has ledgedash macros that literally readjusts your input for you to hit a ledgedash if you miss it, and his drug abuse is the bigger issue but everyone just lets it slide because he's a neurotic garden gnome

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            This would honestly be fine if everyone had access to it. There is nothing more heartbreaking than losing stocks to that shit.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              That's a skill issue

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Happened to Zain today, guess that was skill issue too huh?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It was, and he plays on OEM since he's not a cheating garden gnome so it's even sadder since his cheating opponent would have had his controller fix it for him

                >It's honestly fine for a piece of software to correct a mistake you made cause that mistake feels bad to make
                Is this the cheater mindset?

                Yes, that's literally his point.

                You're all retarded if you think it's okay if 1/10 games is just decided by missed ledge dashes at every level of play. PM fixed that shit 10 years ago because of how trash it is.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Don't miss the ledge dash? It's a hard technique, not inconsistent due to the games code.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >He doesn't know

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Lets see the proof.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Go do some research

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I have. There is no proof.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Play Peach and never worry about ledge dashes and learn pedge dashes instead.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                GOATmada didn't need a cheat controller to hit ledgedashes and he didn't even main fox

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >peach ledgedash

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >and he didn't even main fox

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, Peach has a ledge dash, it's done differently to other characters though.
                https://twitter.com/shypf/status/1250522626331680768?lang=en

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It was, and he plays on OEM since he's not a cheating garden gnome so it's even sadder since his cheating opponent would have had his controller fix it for him

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, that's literally his point.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >It's honestly fine for a piece of software to correct a mistake you made cause that mistake feels bad to make
              Is this the cheater mindset?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                UCF is already considered standard and thats software

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                missing a dashback isn't a mistake. you can do the same input 100 times and it would be inconsistent on most controllers. If you could do the right motion to perfectly ledgedash every time you'd be able to ledgedash every time.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            does it really? even for tournament sets? damn

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, this game has no competitive integrity at this point with legit cheater controllers and coked up druggies. Armada retired at the perfect time.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >competitive integrity
                Nothing does.

                Everyone roids in sports while acting like they're natural

                FPS are littered with aimbots in tourneys and everyone deludes into thinking they're just that good

                if the community as a whole thinks using these controllers are fine then they are fine. It's better for the cheating to be out in open then to have the illusion of fairness like in most competition.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Z jump would be fine if it was a software mod that everyone played on. The fact that you have to spend a bunch of money to a controller modder, wait awhile for them to get around to it, and then have your special controller is what's bullshit about it. I hate trannies, trannies are the scum of the earth. If there was any justice in the world, we'd round those fuckers up and burn them alive, burn them alive until they're dead

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            this post had a massive tone shift halfway through lmao

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Unironic homosexual and his fox play is beyond boring to watch.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Slimy chudfucking Adderall abusing controller cheating gay

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No way his g/f is a chud. Because he talks about often how he wants to have kids, and got the surgery for the hernia because he didn't want to lose a nut.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >No way his g/f is a chud

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Second chud you've seen with the name Emma-Rose
            they're all teh same

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >my friend who chuded out is now using the name of his female Maplestory character that he made in 2004
              i shoulda known that bro was gay

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            His gf doesn't hide the fact that she's a chud. She has an onlyfans.

            it's not a secret dude

            Well holy shit, lmao. I had no idea, and I've chatted with Emily before. He does know "she" can't get pregnant, right?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          His gf doesn't hide the fact that she's a chud. She has an onlyfans.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >she

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I'm done caring. Idgaf if some retard wants to be called something else.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          it's not a secret dude

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Hes delusional

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      gnomish, lied about being raped by his mom, is a whiner and complainer. chudfucker. I want to like Cody his Fox is insane but he checks too many boxes

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why would people hate a lying garden gnome who lied about having sex with his mom for attention. Bonus points he is retarded and hopes one day his girlfriend (male) can get pregnant

        he lied about that?
        is there proof of this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why would people hate a lying garden gnome who lied about having sex with his mom for attention. Bonus points he is retarded and hopes one day his girlfriend (male) can get pregnant

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sheiksisters, can we bring it home?

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    please don’t let moky win, anybody but him

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What are (YOU) eating for top 4?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Your mum's cock.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Tendie sub

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      beer and ketchup chips

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      was thinking about ordering indian food

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Curry Rice

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sup bros

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Storm on stage and beat the shit out of IBDW to prove you're actually there anon. I'll pay your bail money if you do trust

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      damn you can hardly see shit, people near the back must not be able to see anything

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Start a Cody fucked his mom chant

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you better nail cody with the crab

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Throw a crab on stage

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ah those were the times

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How can people watch Smash? It has no cool combos, setups, zoning or okizeme. Steve, Kazuya, Terry and Smash 4 Bayo are the only fun to watch characters

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the people in this thread only care if their favorite e-celeb wins

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I see.

        Here's your (you)

        I know saying that I like Steve, Kazuya and Smash 4 Bayo sounds like a shitpost but this is my true opinion

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          if you play jack-o then you have good taste
          but your posts are shit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          coward

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Here's your (you)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      anon you didnt have to bait for combo videos you couldve just asked

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >le no combos
      >gets BTFO by sickest combos

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He's one of those people who want combos to be the type where one person does their anime nonsense for 30 seconds while the other person watches a movie

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Another 15 minute break?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      Hopefully they stall long enough for cody to go into withdrawal.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta have 30 min ad breaks after every match, god forbid they make the stream watchable

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the 5gods era so much bros...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not me. While it was hype, it made Melee stale for quite some time. Melee has been the most interesting it's ever been with players like Zain, Moky, and Jmook stepping up.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If Plup doesn't win Genesis then Melee is kinda dead tbqhwyf

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Jmook winning would still be sick.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      jmook and moky would both be first time major winners, only ibdw winning is really a BAD ending

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      MELEE IS DEAD
      >MELEE IS DEAD
      MELEE IS DEAD
      >MELEE IS DEAD

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >genesis on the right monitor
    >cowboys game on the left
    >Ganker in the center
    >lil caesars and cold dr pepper

    sometimes being a consoomer isnt so bad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >chainlink

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        chudlink is the official coin of trans women haters thoughever

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Got the same setup minus the lil caesars & dr pepper (based btw)
      Do you think Dak is a fraud?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yes, mother fucker threw an interception literally right after I posted before, god help me

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a Bills guy so I'm sad with how shit they played today, but it's been nice seeing Dak fail. If Jmook wins though I'mma be a very happy anon

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IBDW is winning isn't he? Darkest timeline by far.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    5 and we get mang0 and armada commentary for grand finals

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This or Leff Mango would go so hard but there's 0 chance Mr 97th is still in the building, that dude walked home after dubs and drank himself into a coma

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even think mango stayed for the doubles winners ceremony.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No he sure didn't which was the biggest bitch move by him all weekend

          Dude teamed with Amsa and ditched him, you can't just do that

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no cfalcon

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys watch alone? Or with friends? Family? Gf? Pic related. She has no idea what it is but still make her watch

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      austin?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why are asian subs so common?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Because they have literally been conditioned to be submissive ever since Japan got bombed, China got fucked by everyone, and Worst Korea split from Best Korea.
        Thailand and Taiwans economy is based on cheap labor and rich people traveling to fuck trannies.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is it finally jmook's time to win? Hbox is gone so he has an actual solid chance now.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i'm rooting for jmook 🙂

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Personally I want Jmook to beat Hbox before he wins

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hbox is out yo

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that's why I'm sad. Even if he wins it doesn't mean as much, though it's still impressive

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    RIP pikachu ;(

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Vancouver was the cleanest city I’ve ever seen
    Yeah, that’s what happens when you don’t have morons and Hispanics

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you know I actually appreciate them showing what stages are banned and who banned banned them before each game.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    jmook says: watch your posture

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else moking right now?

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    jmook is my favorite zoomer

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WTF

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck was that

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    uhhhh where are moky's pronouns?

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not using a rectangle to play.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Like the whole thing doesn't make any sense. You're a fucking man. You have a dick. YWNBAW. Guys who fuck you and who want to fuck you are homosexuals. Like, just stop being a chud

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IBDW GAVE JMOOK SOME OF HIS VYVANSE CONFIRMED

    MOKY EXPOSED

    THE FIX IS IN

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think mang0 is genuinely been having a breakdown. He has never cared about rankings to this level at ALL. But if you look behind the scenes, you can see that his life is coming apart:

    1. The alcoholism is catching up to him. You can only drink that much for so long when you are still young, before it begins to really weigh on you. He has some bad health problems with his stomach, not to even mention how it effects his gameplay. And ofc, his close friend Alex19 recently admitted his alcoholism and got sober, so that only makes Mang0 look worse.

    2. His family life is a joke. His "babymama" is the most BPD bitch you have ever seen. Losing and gaining weight like wild, tons of tattoos, colored hair, and of course acting crazy. And his son seemingly isn't doing well either. On stream the other day, Mang0 was asked if his son went to public school. Mang0 laughed and said no, saying that his son was "too soft" for public school, and he was paying out the ass for him to go to private school. I think he's been babied like hell by his crazy mother.

    3. Growing old sucks. It is especially sad when you are Mang0 and have to watch as the melee "community" becomes a pathetic shell of it's former self. Yeah all the chud and anxiety shit is sad, but what's really worse is how so much of the community is lead by whichever way the breeze is blowing on TWITTER. They blew up at Mang0 like 2 years ago when he announced that online tournament sponsored by Coinbase, and he was definitely resentful over it. He feels like the community he nurtured for years is a completely different creature, one that is pathetic and whiny.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >"Pro gamer" and his gf don't have a stable home life
      >Their kid is gonna be fucked up like them
      what a shocker

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Idk if copypasta but highly accurate. I hope Mango wakes up from his ego. He's trapped in his own head and his life his hell from his own decisions

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >one that is pathetic and whiny
      Wonder why he became pathetic and whiny and then.
      Look at his twitter during almost every major of 2022. He's tweeting like Leffen talking about DQing every 2 months.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      mang0 is amazing at being a celebrity, he just ended up in the worst scene to be a celebrity in.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      His kid is likely autistic. He's like 7 years old and still speaks like a 3 year old, but can apparently solve a rubik's cube and knows the fundamentals of programming.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        lmao i thought the same thing. Defintely something up with him.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ITS OVER

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck was that?

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The savior of Melee is here, and his name is JMOOK

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED
    >EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED
    EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED
    >EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED
    EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED
    >EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    JESUS!

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    m-mokychuds?

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    unplug your controller dawg

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bros what the FUCK was that

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    mookGOD

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    APOLOGIZE

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    mickey mouse major because mang0 and aMSa fucked up the seeding

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    jesus fucking christ jmook that 0 to death

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    moky is getting shit/on

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THE FUCKING TURNAROUND NEEDLE OUT OF DAIR
    MADMAN

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    jmook is on fire

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How did plup get 3-0d by this fox?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He wasn't Jmook that's why. Best Plup of all time

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    where the fuck did jmook come from holy shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >where the fuck did jmook come from
      Upstate NY

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >simpsons reference

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No he's actually from upstate NY

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        steamed hams?

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >moky heemed
    thank god what a whiny gay

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this was supposed to be moky's tourney

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He isn't out you know

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He wouldve been sent to losers earlier if hbox wasnt just off a wisdom screwdriver on meds

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Moky will lose to whoever he meets in losers, that's for sure

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm moking, I'm choking

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    jmook saving melee I pray

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    MOOK
    GOD

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sheik dair is the coolest move in the game

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >leffen starting off the year with the nightmare john
    holy fuck lmfao

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He'll never top the dog john, that was do stupid

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >dog john
        explain

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          he pulled out of a super major because he got a brand new puppy the week of the tournament

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    MOKY IS OUT
    MOKY IS FUCKING OUT
    NA NA NA NA
    NANANANAA
    HE~EY
    GOODBYE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's in losers retard

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He's in losers finals

        he's losing to anyone he meets in losers, its obvious

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's in losers finals

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It amazes me how after decades Ganker still doesn't understand double elimination.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair it's extremely surprising that he was was in winners finals

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i want to have sex with sheik

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      which color?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        red

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Its crazy how much better red is than the others, yet no one uses it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          everyone uses white because her skin is actually pale like zelda.
          plup only changed to default color recently

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I use green personally

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you mean Jmook don't lie anon, not that there's anything wrong with it tbh

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Panda | Plup vs. Panda | IBDW

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE PLUP, YOU MUST KILL IBDW

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    time for plup to get run over by the drugged up cheating garden gnome scum

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    chud fucker is playing way too good bros... I fear only Jmook can stop him.

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is Cody's or Jmook's tournament for sure. I meant to make this post when the bracket was bigger but I'm retarded and want to say it anyway.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd love for jmook to win but the garden gnome's drugs go in overdrive at this point of the tourney so sadly retarded honest goyim just don't stand a chance

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    -PLUB CLUB MEETING-

    How do we defeat the adderall menace?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fox ditto.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bust out the Samus he'll never expect it
      >copium

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    nvm it's over. gg, go next.

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Plup beats the foxes on his way to Jmook
    >Shiek vs Shiek finals
    >beats Jmook
    >lmao still no solo shiek major win

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    going from the jmook-sheik/moky-fox to the plup-sheik/cody-fox is like night and fucking day. plup's sheik is toothless

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I love plup but jmook this tourney has been ultra instinct

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Would you let me mod your controller, anon?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      glad the terminally online former anther's ladder mod found his niche as a controller modding parasite who's accelerating the development of cheater controllers for profit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nah m8

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that this person got on Hax's ass for not making b0xx open source, which would obviously be fucking retarded

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Frame1 is open source and so are lunchboxes.

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >pc chris
    oh yeah the guy what asked for $500 to attend one of the evos then missed it went to a smashcon and ghosted the community

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't he also fund raise for a streaming set up and pocketed that too?

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what is gonna happen to melee when crts start dying?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Play on modern monitors which work fine.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Someone will start custom ordering crts probably

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      switch to monitors. the CRT thing is a non-issue now. it's a matter of preference at this point and more and more kids are coming up playing melee exclusively on monitors

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Play on modern monitors which work fine.

        how are they going to hook up gamecubes/wiis without lag? all analog to digital converters introduce some lag and pros will notice

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Not the modern ones.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            which analog to digital display method is lagless?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          use an emulator to compensate like they do online where the emulator + engine fix draws 2-4 frames earlier than a console can

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            doesn't nintendo shut down any tourney not running on official hardware and software?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              No they just arbitrarily do one every year to look like they are in charge.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              they're using it right now (frozen stadium and slippi) so you tell me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nightclub already uses monitors + a memcard gecko code that reduces input lag to negate the monitor effect. This should be fine since every memory card is already modded with UCF at this point. If anything it's crazy that only nighclub is doing this still.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        CRT is more kino

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >jmook in grands
    there might be a riot if cody steals this

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The vyvanse is wearing off bros

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    First time tuning into a smash tournament in like a year, where’s mang0?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      in 97th place

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      out at 97th

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      went mental boom, out at 97th.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Had a breakdown after armada told him to fuck off on twitter and he got ranked 3rd. He sandbagged with doc and went out early

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    firefox is so fucking stupid. What other characters recovery move leads into a combo when it hits.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Parasoul, link's, Samus', Bowser's, Sheik's, Puff's, IC's.
      Quite a far few actually.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >leads INTO a combo
        you're reaching with pretty much all of them except parasoul

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >links
        really?

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, I can't believe plup took a game off of a coked up cheater controller drug abusing garden gnome in a losing matchup. Pretty impressive, too bad the set was over before it began for that retarded goyim deciding to compete honestly.

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    jesus plup

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    oof

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    LOL this retarded goyim shit really thought he could beat one of god's chosen people, using god's chosen cheater controller, on god's chosen drugs. Fucking retarded goyim should all just forfeit.

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FUUUUUUCK

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    brehs

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking hell plub, that was catastrophic

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What a fucking loser holy shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he would 100-0 you

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And you would swallow his cum, what's your point?

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    *closes stream*

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I blinked and he SD'd like 3 times

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >that look of confusion at the controller
    Damn

    Dunno how valid it is but you hate to see it

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    plubros.................

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      job bros not again

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        just gotta recalibrate that phob replace the stickboxes lube the triggers shorten the plugs bald the buttons and mod the z button

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cmon moky pls eliminate this crack head

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      moky is gonna get fucking destroyed dude

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If it goes like yesterday, idk man. Moky kinda sick with it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          god i wish

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          moky has a history of getting mindbroken by bad losses

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    plup T_T

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The chud loving garden gnome is going to win isnt he

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, the fact that plup even took a game shows he's not really for jmook.

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone PRAY for Moky to fuck up Ibdw so Jmook can have his first supermajor

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      jmook is primed to shit on cody

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was kinda over after Pokemon but fuck man that last game was terrible

  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jmook's crazy combo vs moky

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Clip starts with a reaction tech chase
      Anti-hype

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I want to see the needle edgeguard again

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If you link the clip, i'll make a webm

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think jmook should be okay up against either ibdw or moky, moky probably on tilt right now

  101. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So is either Jmook or the chud fucker

    Who is /our/ guy????

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      jmook is unironically wholesome and not in the reddit way. he keeps his mouth shut and plays good melee

  102. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SAVEUS.Y2JMOOK

  103. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Plup can't handle not being the best Sheik anymore.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you literally just made up words to type for no reason

  104. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Choky the retarded goy only lucked out a set against god's chosen yesterday because his drugs weren't fired up enough yet. The set should be free for god's chosen melee player today.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      A secular garden gnome is a garden gnome who is not really a garden gnome. HaShem despises homosexuality, and unless Cody repents, he will have no place in the world to come according to HaShem

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        judaism is a materialist religion. they literally don't believe in life after death

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          When the Moshiach comes, there will be a resurrection of the dead

  105. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jmook seems to have a mental of steel, he stays focused whatever happens, I think he has what it takes to be one of the greats. Mental can make or break a player

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he doesn't wear headphones either
      he is laser focused

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, Zain is very skilled but has a choker mentality. Jmook has what armada, hbox, and mango had in them.

  106. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Finally caught up. Zain just isn’t a closer. He’s a crazy good player but he just doesn’t have that clutch gene at all.

    I’m at the point where Cody is the only player I truly don’t like. Anybody else winning is fine. Jmook seems cool, I guess.

  107. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    fox dittos so hy--zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      fox dittos look more miserable than puff dittos, at the top level anyway

  108. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    LETS GO MOKY

  109. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just realized melee is older than my gf damn

  110. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You start chanting
    >"U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!"
    and he gives you this look

    wat do

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Punch him in his stupid cuck mouth

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Chant it even louder and smile while he seethes.

  111. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Moky already looks defeated, Codyfags I hope you're happy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      jmook took his soul

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        all we need is Jmook to completely dunk on Ibdw now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      JMook shat on him and he realized hes here due to luck

  112. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Its so disgusting seeing the chudfucker jusyt out-reacting the opponent because of his drugs lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's not just the drugs. he has a cheater controller that allows him to do things far more consistently than someone with a worse controller

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        moky also uses a phob

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        both of your arguments are stupid. nobody in top 8 has an unmodded controller. medications are also not illegal nor against tournament rules.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          there's a huge difference between notches and firmware in your controller that plays the game for you

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            There genuinely isn't. Notches are a fucking macro. You fox shitter dog you CAN'T LAND THOSE ANGLES WITHOUT FUCKING CHEATING

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >notches to help input the perfect angle
              >macro to correct your input fuckup
              >no difference

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'll say it again, nobody in top 8 is using an unmodded controller.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              zain plays oem
              granted he has a stash of perfect condition controllers and plays marth but he still plays oem

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No, he doesn't.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                what site is this that sells these

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                https://goomsgc.myshopify.com/products/ol

                sold out though

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Meanwhile I'm out here playing ranked with a chink knockoff that I had to personally add a capacitor to just to stop random jumps every time I pressed down.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Who even buys these things? If you have basic soldering skills, even if you have to go out and buy a soldering iron/pump, you'd save money and have a better controller by just making a phob yourself. You can get the boards on ebay for like $20

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                what do you even have to solder? I just finished installing the Xstation ODE for my PS1 which isn't the easiest install but not too hard

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                ? Idk if you're memeing or not but making controllers requires both electrical knowledge & programming knowledge.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No they don't. The phob documentation has a step by step soldering guide with a video. Anyone can do it if they just buy the parts and aren't a retard.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                i made my own phob and i had zero soldering experience prior.

                yep. sure. I bet you also built your own gamecube & house. probably invented electricity also. fags lying in a dead thread about a dead game you don't even play is so fucking curious.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You're a fucking moron. Don't bother buying a good controller because your pichu tier brain will never be good at this game.

                KEKW

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                i made my own phob and i had zero soldering experience prior.

  113. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    https://clips.twitch.tv/SuperThirstyReindeerBleedPurple-C3hwNMQHlyVz5UhF

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute state of melee in 2023

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      LMFAO

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Should expect this from the guy who tweets his mom fucking experience to everyone

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I love how genuine the reaction is. Does anyone have the reaction imagine of his face from this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >she

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, plup's reaction was my reaction.

  114. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >sick combo into flub
    name a worse feeling

  115. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I Bein't Dating a Woman

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao

  116. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >ibdw tweaking out in his seat
    >moky looks like hes dead inside
    His heart isnt in it

  117. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they play fully frozen stadium instead of grass/water-only stadium?

  118. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the seethe when cody reverse sweeps in grands

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Here it comes. Prepare your anus anon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        uh oh

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Here it comes. Prepare your anus anon

          lol

  119. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    nairo is so fucking funny

  120. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    shoutouts to bombsoldier

  121. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The adderall ledgedash

  122. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    But I thought he had a cheater controller

  123. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I know we joke, but HMW ACTUALLY sounds like he's high as FUCK right now

  124. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What is Ganker stance on BobbyBigBallz

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Folding gay who created a chud

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      funniest guy in melee

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lolcow with an unreliable falco. His marth hateboner is pretty funny though

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Lolcow is pretty accurate actually, but I almost can't tell if it's keyfabe sometimes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      funny to see him seeth about whatever is pissing him off. Losing to mid tiers, box players, marth players, etc.

  125. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what is jmooks record against ibdw?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  126. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is IBDW changing his tag for any particular reason?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because he doesn't want a 6 syllable tag that doesn't roll off the tounge very well.

  127. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When will people finally start calling ibdw out for the adderall? It's so blatant that it's insane

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, it's just pure coincidence he always wins neutral based on reaction when he's on drugs. kek.

  128. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    As a Meleefag I love when Ultimate comes after it, because the trajectory of the bracket almost always complements falling asleep. It's very snug.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah never got why those fags complained about going first.

  129. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I legit haven’t watched this game since 2017. Who the fuck are these guys? Where are Leffen, mango, m2k, armada, sfat, westballz, etc

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      all washed
      it's over
      good melee is done

      jk jmook, plup, moky are cool

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Leffen - out at 8
      Mang0 - out at like 100 because he was playing doc (he won like 3 majors last year)
      Armada - retired
      sfat - washed
      Westballz - ate a fake #metoo and got banned from tournaments. Streams netplay almost every day

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >got banned from tournaments.
        stop being a dumb retard, he is not banned

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          not him but that was my understanding as well. westballz is just playing for 12 hours a day every day but not going to tournaments because...?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          shadowbanned is a better way to put it. he lost his sponsors, lost his friends, and has become persona non grata in the melee community.

          Westballz is mel gibson, except he doesnt have a Robert Downey Jr to clear his name and speak for him. the guy is done.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Well to be more specific he got banned over drama with mango's wife and a general consensus of people not liking him.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            he also had his DMs with an ethot leaked that made him look racist.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              he also has the personality of a piss trough
              seriously seems like everyone has a bad story about him

  130. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit get HMW off the mic i can't believe this dope is commentating top 8

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's literally the least cringe commentator.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        we forgetting "haha we know why his pronouns are he slash him cause he is him" earlier? or was that actually "keyed" somehow?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Literally only one cringe moment. I can make a textbook of cringe moments for the others.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        haters always gonna hate

  131. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    We're approaching the worst timeline boys

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Jmook winning a major by dodging Hbox is the best timeline.

  132. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  133. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    who is /our/guys

    and who is reddits guys?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      both reddit and Ganker want jmook to win.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I want cody to win because fuck sheik + lots of seethe

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          this is the lowest IQ opinion possible.
          melee is game of players, not characters

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >fuck sheik
          absolutely assblasted

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically it's Jmook for both. You can't deny great Melee

  134. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i want sheik to carry my children

  135. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Color commentary? More like colored commentary

  136. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    TAKE YOUR ASS HOME CHOKY

  137. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What is IBDW's secret?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Drugs

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      adderall

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bussy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Augmented autism

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      addy and the extra test and protein from drinking his gf's special milk

  138. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wheres Mang0?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Read the fucking thread. Holy fucking shit I fucking hate you you fucking gay I hope you fucking die you fucking fuck.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ywnbaw

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Wow how fucking original, no wonder you're too fucking retarded to be able to fucking read. Be like the trannies you love so much and have a nice day.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            cope
            I won

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Won what? Being a chud gay?

  139. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >9 hours for fucking Top 8 Melee
    Fuck handwarmers.
    How bout you warm this dick instead?

  140. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >fraymakers

  141. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What does IBDW stand for?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i bang dick women

      formerly i banged dad's wife

  142. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is JMook’s moment. Now we learn if he’s a closer or not.

  143. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Rivals is a fucking joke

  144. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if ibdw wins the crowd is going to be so silent

  145. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    LET'S GO! MELEE LOST

  146. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This would be the first solo shiek super major win in ... ever. Fucking ever.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      damn.
      but fuck shiek amirite????

  147. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when we thought Zain was going to be the clear #1 Melee player?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It really seemed like he was. Zain was destroying in the online era. But in big tournaments he’s so hit-and-miss. His record in big Game 5s must be terrible. Really, he’s an elite player but he’s a total choker.

  148. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Winners side. No hbox. This is as good a chance as he'll ever get.

  149. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    god damn I really hope it wouldn't come to this. Jmook better fucking clinch it.

  150. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I am simply entranced by the curvature of Toph's skull

  151. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jmook, it's your time now

  152. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that G8 was the tournament where Jmook first blew everyone's minds. This is his tournament, it has to be.

  153. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >the stoic, honest, naturally gifted Mediterranean man vs the conniving, cheating, dysgenic gnomish man
    the fate of the universe is at stake in this grand finals

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's funny as hell yet so true

  154. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ITS ALREADY OVER
    >ITS ALREADY OVER
    ITS ALREADY OVER
    >ITS ALREADY OVER
    ITS ALREADY OVER
    >ITS ALREADY OVER
    ITS ALREADY OVER
    >ITS ALREADY OVER

  155. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Say hello to our Genesis 9 champion, Jmook!

  156. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How long until ultimate? Almsot 70k in the waiting room rn

  157. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Chia getting btfo'd by a 14 y/o kid on hbox stream lmao

  158. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    don't give me hope

  159. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The difference in posture is so funny.

  160. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    fox's up smash is so fucking cancer.

  161. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    hey im toph and i like anime

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that wasnt toph

  162. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Haha anime reference. Every tournament I pray for a separate stream with just game audio

  163. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >misses tech chase
    it's over

  164. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ULTIMATE WAITING ROOM
    JBOOK 3 O PLEASE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's doing it! /ourguy/, truly

  165. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anime is so cringe fr

  166. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WHY IS JMOOK MISSING EVERYTHING
    IS HE NERVOUS???

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >miss everything
      >win
      get fucking Wilbon

  167. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck is that nair?

  168. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THE STANKY NAIR
    GENIUS

  169. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    jGOD

  170. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT THE FUCK I'VE NEVER SEEN A NAIR LIKE THIS

  171. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I would pay $100 to not have Vish on commentary for this

  172. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT WAS THAT

  173. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    performing oral on sheik

  174. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    JMOOK JMOOK JMOOK

  175. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >LE REACTION TECH CHASE IS SOOOOO HYPE BROS
    Melee is dead

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you're literally hating on someone being good at the game what is wrong with you

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        his thought process ends at
        >character i dont like is .... le BAD

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry I'm just trying to fit in.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It is hype yeah.

  176. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the guy is such a chad he just casually stops the most lame playrer drugged the fuck out with a completely cheating controller device in a shit matchup and doesn't even blink

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nobody in top 8 is using an unmodded controller. Jmook controller is just as "cheating" as anyone else's

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No, IBDW has the literal biggest "normal" cheating controller other than boxxes. Stop talking if you don't know.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Idk how many times you need to be corrected. I'd bet 2 grand nobody whos played saturday or sunday has an unmodded controller. Idk how you could be so out of touch with the melee scene but bother posting here.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >all modded controller are the same level of cheating
            as I said, you have no idea what you are talking about. have a nice day.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not talking about notches moron. custom fucking boards on EVERYONEs controller. goomwaves left and right. boxes. etc.

              nobody plays melee on a "normal" controller anymore. you're like 6 years out of date my guy.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >nobody plays melee on a "normal" controller anymore
                Zain and Westballz play with the Sm4sh gamecube controller, completely unmodded.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No zain uses a $160 modded controller.

                No, he doesn't.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                lmao, a controller with a mod that costs one cent and 5 minutes to do. $160 is a massive scam.

  177. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bro JUST DI THE UPTILT PLEASE GOD

  178. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, I like Jmook’s gameplay. What’s he like as a personality?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Humble, down to earth. Bit bland for my tastes.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I see. I’ll take bland over gay and retarded though.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I've watched some of his streams, super chill guy very humble too. Great guy

  179. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How can I get a postire like that all the time? My back just hurst after a while

  180. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HE'S MOOKING UP

  181. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I really am not a fan of trannies and chudfuckers

  182. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AY

    AY

    AY

  183. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    J
    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

  184. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sheeeeeeeeeeeesh

  185. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HE'S MOOKIN

    HE'S COOKIN

  186. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    M O O K

  187. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    1 MORE 1 MORE 1 MORE

  188. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IBDW and Plup trannies on suicide watch.

  189. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit jmook is playing out of his mind

  190. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >chain grab: The game
    why are you calling this a better game than ultimate?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I will take sheik chain grabbing any day over fox bullshit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah.
      What are you gonna do about it bitch?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >filtered: the post

  191. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IM COOOOOOOOOMMING

  192. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I T S
    O V E R

  193. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when top players had distinct personalities. Zain is just another goofy curry and Jmook is a zoomer NPC.

  194. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    hes jcooking

  195. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >tech chasing isn't hype
    it is

    i need my fucking rtc fix with wizzy out of the game

  196. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    jmooks a fucking demon holy shit

  197. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  198. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck is jmook even doing off-stage, he's fucking nuts

  199. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THE FUCKING NEEDLES
    JESUS CHRIST MOOK

  200. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    JMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOk

  201. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Vyvanse has kicked in. Jmook will not take another game for the rest of this tournament.

  202. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reverse 6-0 incoming.
    Screnncap this.

  203. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  204. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play on a modded controller and do well at locals.
    I use a stock Frame1

  205. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    reverse 6-0 incoming
    it's over

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Reverse 6-0 incoming.
      Screnncap this.

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Jmook is a choker, he's losing

      Reverse 6-0 incoming.
      Screnncap this.

      The Vyvanse has kicked in. Jmook will not take another game for the rest of this tournament.

      HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

  206. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jmook is a choker, he's losing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      are we watching the same tournament? lmao

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      t. ibdw's chud

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      are we watching the same tournament? lmao

      t. ibdw's chud

      I was wrong, I was used to seeing him getting cucked by hbox

  207. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody at your local is at the skill level where controllers make a difference.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe if you live in a flyover state

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You yourself are not at the skill level where controllers make a difference.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Nice goalpost retard

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Not my problem. Goodnight.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean? Ever since I can use notched firefox angles I win matches literally just by cheating angles kek

  208. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OWARI DA

  209. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ITS FUCKING HAPPENNING GUYS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  210. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i am BEGGING YOU JMOOK

  211. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A solo sheik can't win a supermajor. This has been established

  212. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    KNEES WEAK HANDS SWEATY
    MOMS SPAGHETTI
    OH NO NO NO MOOKSISTERS

  213. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    JMook please.

  214. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    CAN WE ALL AGREE THAT JMOOK, OR WHAT IS HIS NAME RIGHT NOW, JCOOK, IS THE TRUE AND DEFINITIVE GOAT OF ALL TIME FROM ALL TIMES?
    HONEST
    BASED
    SHIEK PLAYER
    LITERALLY INCELING THE SHIT OF IBDW
    WON GENESIS 9

    IS HE THE TRUE AND MOST BASED GOAT?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      if he manages to go his whole career without crying on twitter then he is the definitive GOAT

  215. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Let's fucking go

  216. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IM GONNA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

  217. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    YEAH JMOOK

  218. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    YES
    YES
    YES
    YES
    YES
    YES
    YES

  219. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IBDWSISTERS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  220. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THERE WE FUCKING GO GET FUCKED IBDW

  221. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    JGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
    FUCK YOU DICK WOMAN FUCKER

  222. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the chair

  223. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    2ND AT GENESIS 8

    1ST AT GENESIS 9

    THIS IS HIS TOURNAMENT

  224. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    LETS GO!!!! FUCK TRANNIES

  225. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing

  226. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    JMOOOOOOOOOOK

  227. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i am now with #jchad

  228. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    LET'S GOOOOOO
    SHEIKBROS STATUS!???

  229. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    yay

  230. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    get off the stage cody

  231. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    nothing better than seeing the chudfucker lose

  232. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >made his debut at 8
    >first win at 9
    Pottery. Kino.

  233. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    fuck yeah

  234. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THE GREAT EVIL IS DEFEATED
    IBDW (I Banged Dad's Wife) IS NO MORE
    SHEIK HAS WON A SUPER MAJOR

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he used zelda in game 3
      doesn't count

  235. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just get off the stage cody you fucking goober

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't insult goobers

  236. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >tried to style last stock of grand finals
    >still one
    holy fucking based jmook

  237. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >first solo sheik win at a major since 2004
    JMOOOOOOOOOOK

  238. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Actually super happy for Jmook. Dude's fucking amazing at this game

  239. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    cody schwab is such a dramatic gay

  240. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I BE DONT WINNING

  241. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FUCK OFF CODY

  242. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    armadatrannies this y'alls GOAT???

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >97th

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ibdw is literally armadas student

  243. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This tournament was so fucking good on the Melee side
    >Mang0 seething at 97th
    >Amazing top 8 with Moky in winners
    >Jmook finally wins a major
    >Tons of amazing sets on stream during pools and round 2
    >Alzheimer's Scar on commentary
    >Armada on commentary

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that scar rant is so fucking good

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that scar rant is so fucking good

      I need the video of this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I see this all the time but I don't watch mafia, was he right? or was this a huge troll point as he was mafia?

  244. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Got teary-eyed seeing Jmook pop-off, love this fucking guy like you don't believe

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's a soulless zoomer NPC who was working at Starbucks. Suits a loser gay like him.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        absolutely seething.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        hi cody, i have some addy at discount prices in case you need more for the next tournament

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Bro I can tell you're really insecure about yourself, I hope you find your worth in this world, all the best

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      same, dude deserves it. Is he a doc kid or a slippi kid?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Slippi but also slightly before I believe.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He's been playing since 2014. No current top level player has only been playing for 2-3 years.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        he's been improving for a long time
        what's different is that he never plateaud
        its just straight up

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        there's vods of him playing against ibdw at locals in 2015
        He just took forever to get where he is now with last years Genesis being his breakout performance.

  245. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i wish i was jmook

  246. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Melee? Isn't that some bussin' boomer game?
    Might as well become the GOAT fr fr ong

  247. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    POST MORE CHELLY NOW THAT IT'S OVER.

  248. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the secret final boss of Armada vs Jmook?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >very good jmook, very good
      >HOWEVER
      >armada walks out as dry ice smoke floods the arena to the swedish national anthem
      >oh, you though i was just here to commenate?

  249. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    jmook vs mang0 true grand finals

  250. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >ZOOOMER!!!!AAHAAHAHAHAAHAN A FUCKING ZXOOOMER WON SMAHS MELEE????? AAAAAHAHAHAHAHYAYAAYAA I'M GOING INSAME!!!!!!! ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I SAY THIS AND LOOK LIKE THIS FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAAAAAAAA

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      did people forget about wizzrobe already

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      xDDD
      FUCK ZOOMERS!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      calm down grampa

  251. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is this tournament also mewtwos best performance in a while? Taj at 33rd.

  252. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How much money did he win?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      $75,000

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit, that may be the entire prize pool for all games combined, but thats not first place melee

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          nvm its $7,506 for 1st place

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            TOs kept all the money for themselves.

  253. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When was the last time Sheik won a tournament of this caliber?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      2004

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Of this caliber? Never. Last time a Sheik won any kind of major was 2008.
      https://www.ssbwiki.com/Tournament:Epita_Smash_Arena_2

  254. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >switch over to Hungrybox's stream to hear what the top players are saying to each other on the stage
    >there's some chud with a mask on with his face in the screen
    nvm

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you missed them getting trolled by a literal 14 year old

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        qrd?

  255. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ok time for ultimate to come on so the kids have something to fall asleep to

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      melee lost, chud. enjoy your rtc goat

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why does rtc make Gankercels seethe?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          it's just one jealous schizo spamming.
          we're happy for jmook

  256. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the next character to solo win a tourney? Eddy mexico luigi? Swooper samus? Franz doc?

  257. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, the good game is over, now it's time for Mickey Mouse Clubhouse game
    I hope Light wins

  258. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jmook seems pretty cool. I’m glad he won.

  259. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >seeding was shit
    >all the top players are there in name only
    What the fuck is this tourney

  260. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >melee top 8
    >70k+ viewers
    >ultimate top 8
    >53k

    ultimate sisters, not like this...

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