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Genesis Weekend. Finals Sunday.
Zain fricking died. No gods remain.
Plup doubters in shambles. Can he do it?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The 4 greatest commentators of all time.
    Rank them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well, well, well, what do we have here?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they all suck

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      HMW > Scar > Toph >>>>>>>> Vish

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hate scar and toph so much it's unreal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Vish is dog shit. He should've been kicked out and replaced with Armada.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lovage > *

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      toph > vish > waff >>> scar
      also, moky haters rise up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      PPMD, M2k, and Armada are all better

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        As Scar acts more and more like a senile old man, he wraps back around to being based.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Toph >= Scar >> Vish >>>>> Waff

      Toph has skyrocketed in my opinion ever since Scar took a step back, but they're still an incredible dynamic

      Vish is pretty solid, really good knowledge and genuinely really funny a lot of the time

      I am

      So tired

      Of Waff comms. I love the guy but it just doesn't match up quality-wise these days. Absolutely no disrespect to him and what's he done for the community but I just don't want him on the mic anymore

      Secret top tier is Joshman btw, he made LSI great to listen to

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Brandon > Toph > Scar >= Vish

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lovage > Phil > Vish > Webs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      scar = toph = hmw > vish

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see d1

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        d1 was a moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      1. M2k
      2. Hbox
      3. Armada
      4. D1

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Scar when he forgets who is playing>toph without scar>vish>waff>toph with scar>scar on a normal day

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >plup's gonna lose to cody again
    feels bad man

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If the troony loving israelite wins, melee will never recover

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Armada isn't on comms because he's gonna be the secret final boss.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm genuinely hoping this happens actually

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >wins
        >'meta hasn't changed btw'

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why everyone hates IBDW, despite being the most consistent Melee player of the recent times?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      big ego

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cute gf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he just seems like a slimy person, I don't know what it is to be honest.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This. He's cringe, weird, fricks a troony, b***hes just as much as leffen. Not to mention lying about fricking his mom.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because of the Hax beef

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      His "consistency" is rooted in cheater controllers and drug abuse

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he just uses a z button jump remap right? if boxx is allowed then how is that a cheat?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          goomwave has ledgedash macros that literally readjusts your input for you to hit a ledgedash if you miss it, and his drug abuse is the bigger issue but everyone just lets it slide because he's a neurotic israelite

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This would honestly be fine if everyone had access to it. There is nothing more heartbreaking than losing stocks to that shit.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              That's a skill issue

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Happened to Zain today, guess that was skill issue too huh?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It was, and he plays on OEM since he's not a cheating israelite so it's even sadder since his cheating opponent would have had his controller fix it for him

                >It's honestly fine for a piece of software to correct a mistake you made cause that mistake feels bad to make
                Is this the cheater mindset?

                Yes, that's literally his point.

                You're all moronic if you think it's okay if 1/10 games is just decided by missed ledge dashes at every level of play. PM fixed that shit 10 years ago because of how trash it is.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Don't miss the ledge dash? It's a hard technique, not inconsistent due to the games code.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >He doesn't know

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Lets see the proof.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Go do some research

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I have. There is no proof.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Play Peach and never worry about ledge dashes and learn pedge dashes instead.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                GOATmada didn't need a cheat controller to hit ledgedashes and he didn't even main fox

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >peach ledgedash

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >and he didn't even main fox

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, Peach has a ledge dash, it's done differently to other characters though.
                https://twitter.com/shypf/status/1250522626331680768?lang=en

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It was, and he plays on OEM since he's not a cheating israelite so it's even sadder since his cheating opponent would have had his controller fix it for him

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, that's literally his point.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >It's honestly fine for a piece of software to correct a mistake you made cause that mistake feels bad to make
              Is this the cheater mindset?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                UCF is already considered standard and thats software

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                missing a dashback isn't a mistake. you can do the same input 100 times and it would be inconsistent on most controllers. If you could do the right motion to perfectly ledgedash every time you'd be able to ledgedash every time.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            does it really? even for tournament sets? damn

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, this game has no competitive integrity at this point with legit cheater controllers and coked up druggies. Armada retired at the perfect time.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >competitive integrity
                Nothing does.

                Everyone roids in sports while acting like they're natural

                FPS are littered with aimbots in tourneys and everyone deludes into thinking they're just that good

                if the community as a whole thinks using these controllers are fine then they are fine. It's better for the cheating to be out in open then to have the illusion of fairness like in most competition.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Z jump would be fine if it was a software mod that everyone played on. The fact that you have to spend a bunch of money to a controller modder, wait awhile for them to get around to it, and then have your special controller is what's bullshit about it. I hate trannies, trannies are the scum of the earth. If there was any justice in the world, we'd round those frickers up and burn them alive, burn them alive until they're dead

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            this post had a massive tone shift halfway through lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unironic homosexual and his fox play is beyond boring to watch.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Slimy troonyfricking Adderall abusing controller cheating homosexual

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No way his g/f is a troony. Because he talks about often how he wants to have kids, and got the surgery for the hernia because he didn't want to lose a nut.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >No way his g/f is a troony

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Second troony you've seen with the name Emma-Rose
            they're all teh same

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >my friend who trooned out is now using the name of his female Maplestory character that he made in 2004
              i shoulda known that homie was gay

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            His gf doesn't hide the fact that she's a troony. She has an onlyfans.

            it's not a secret dude

            Well holy shit, lmao. I had no idea, and I've chatted with Emily before. He does know "she" can't get pregnant, right?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          His gf doesn't hide the fact that she's a troony. She has an onlyfans.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >she

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm done caring. Idgaf if some moron wants to be called something else.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it's not a secret dude

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Hes delusional

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      israeli, lied about being raped by his mom, is a whiner and complainer. troonyfricker. I want to like Cody his Fox is insane but he checks too many boxes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why would people hate a lying israelite who lied about having sex with his mom for attention. Bonus points he is moronic and hopes one day his girlfriend (male) can get pregnant

        he lied about that?
        is there proof of this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why would people hate a lying israelite who lied about having sex with his mom for attention. Bonus points he is moronic and hopes one day his girlfriend (male) can get pregnant

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sheiksisters, can we bring it home?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    please don’t let moky win, anybody but him

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What are (YOU) eating for top 4?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your mum's wiener.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tendie sub

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      beer and ketchup chips

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      was thinking about ordering indian food

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Curry Rice

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sup bros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Storm on stage and beat the shit out of IBDW to prove you're actually there anon. I'll pay your bail money if you do trust

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      damn you can hardly see shit, people near the back must not be able to see anything

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Start a Cody fricked his mom chant

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you better nail cody with the crab

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Throw a crab on stage

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ah those were the times

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How can people watch Smash? It has no cool combos, setups, zoning or okizeme. Steve, Kazuya, Terry and Smash 4 Bayo are the only fun to watch characters

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the people in this thread only care if their favorite e-celeb wins

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I see.

        Here's your (you)

        I know saying that I like Steve, Kazuya and Smash 4 Bayo sounds like a shitpost but this is my true opinion

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          if you play jack-o then you have good taste
          but your posts are shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          coward

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Here's your (you)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      anon you didnt have to bait for combo videos you couldve just asked

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >le no combos
      >gets BTFO by sickest combos

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's one of those people who want combos to be the type where one person does their anime nonsense for 30 seconds while the other person watches a movie

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Another 15 minute break?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      Hopefully they stall long enough for cody to go into withdrawal.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta have 30 min ad breaks after every match, god forbid they make the stream watchable

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the 5gods era so much bros...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not me. While it was hype, it made Melee stale for quite some time. Melee has been the most interesting it's ever been with players like Zain, Moky, and Jmook stepping up.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If Plup doesn't win Genesis then Melee is kinda dead tbqhwyf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jmook winning would still be sick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      jmook and moky would both be first time major winners, only ibdw winning is really a BAD ending

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      MELEE IS DEAD
      >MELEE IS DEAD
      MELEE IS DEAD
      >MELEE IS DEAD

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >genesis on the right monitor
    >cowboys game on the left
    >Ganker in the center
    >lil caesars and cold dr pepper

    sometimes being a consoomer isnt so bad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >chainlink

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        chudlink is the official coin of trans women haters thoughever

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Got the same setup minus the lil caesars & dr pepper (based btw)
      Do you think Dak is a fraud?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yes, mother fricker threw an interception literally right after I posted before, god help me

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a Bills guy so I'm sad with how shit they played today, but it's been nice seeing Dak fail. If Jmook wins though I'mma be a very happy anon

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IBDW is winning isn't he? Darkest timeline by far.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    5 and we get mang0 and armada commentary for grand finals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This or Leff Mango would go so hard but there's 0 chance Mr 97th is still in the building, that dude walked home after dubs and drank himself into a coma

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even think mango stayed for the doubles winners ceremony.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No he sure didn't which was the biggest b***h move by him all weekend

          Dude teamed with Amsa and ditched him, you can't just do that

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no cfalcon

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys watch alone? Or with friends? Family? Gf? Pic related. She has no idea what it is but still make her watch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      austin?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why are asian subs so common?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because they have literally been conditioned to be submissive ever since Japan got bombed, China got fricked by everyone, and Worst Korea split from Best Korea.
        Thailand and Taiwans economy is based on cheap labor and rich people traveling to frick trannies.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it finally jmook's time to win? Hbox is gone so he has an actual solid chance now.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'm rooting for jmook 🙂

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Personally I want Jmook to beat Hbox before he wins

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hbox is out yo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that's why I'm sad. Even if he wins it doesn't mean as much, though it's still impressive

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    RIP pikachu ;(

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Vancouver was the cleanest city I’ve ever seen
    Yeah, that’s what happens when you don’t have Black folk and spics

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you know I actually appreciate them showing what stages are banned and who banned banned them before each game.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jmook says: watch your posture

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else moking right now?

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jmook is my favorite zoomer

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WTF

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick was that

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    uhhhh where are moky's pronouns?

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not using a rectangle to play.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Like the whole thing doesn't make any sense. You're a fricking man. You have a dick. YWNBAW. Guys who frick you and who want to frick you are homosexuals. Like, just stop being a troony

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IBDW GAVE JMOOK SOME OF HIS VYVANSE CONFIRMED

    MOKY EXPOSED

    THE FIX IS IN

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think mang0 is genuinely been having a breakdown. He has never cared about rankings to this level at ALL. But if you look behind the scenes, you can see that his life is coming apart:

    1. The alcoholism is catching up to him. You can only drink that much for so long when you are still young, before it begins to really weigh on you. He has some bad health problems with his stomach, not to even mention how it effects his gameplay. And ofc, his close friend Alex19 recently admitted his alcoholism and got sober, so that only makes Mang0 look worse.

    2. His family life is a joke. His "babymama" is the most BPD b***h you have ever seen. Losing and gaining weight like wild, tons of tattoos, colored hair, and of course acting crazy. And his son seemingly isn't doing well either. On stream the other day, Mang0 was asked if his son went to public school. Mang0 laughed and said no, saying that his son was "too soft" for public school, and he was paying out the ass for him to go to private school. I think he's been babied like hell by his crazy mother.

    3. Growing old sucks. It is especially sad when you are Mang0 and have to watch as the melee "community" becomes a pathetic shell of it's former self. Yeah all the troony and anxiety shit is sad, but what's really worse is how so much of the community is lead by whichever way the breeze is blowing on TWITTER. They blew up at Mang0 like 2 years ago when he announced that online tournament sponsored by Coinbase, and he was definitely resentful over it. He feels like the community he nurtured for years is a completely different creature, one that is pathetic and whiny.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >"Pro gamer" and his gf don't have a stable home life
      >Their kid is gonna be fricked up like them
      what a shocker

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Idk if copypasta but highly accurate. I hope Mango wakes up from his ego. He's trapped in his own head and his life his hell from his own decisions

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >one that is pathetic and whiny
      Wonder why he became pathetic and whiny and then.
      Look at his twitter during almost every major of 2022. He's tweeting like Leffen talking about DQing every 2 months.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      mang0 is amazing at being a celebrity, he just ended up in the worst scene to be a celebrity in.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      His kid is likely autistic. He's like 7 years old and still speaks like a 3 year old, but can apparently solve a rubik's cube and knows the fundamentals of programming.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lmao i thought the same thing. Defintely something up with him.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ITS OVER

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick was that?

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The savior of Melee is here, and his name is JMOOK

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED
    >EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED
    EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED
    >EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED
    EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED
    >EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    JESUS!

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    m-mokytroons?

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    unplug your controller dawg

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bros what the FRICK was that

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mookGOD

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    APOLOGIZE

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mickey mouse major because mang0 and aMSa fricked up the seeding

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jesus fricking christ jmook that 0 to death

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    moky is getting shit/on

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THE FRICKING TURNAROUND NEEDLE OUT OF DAIR
    MADMAN

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jmook is on fire

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How did plup get 3-0d by this fox?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He wasn't Jmook that's why. Best Plup of all time

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    where the frick did jmook come from holy shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >where the frick did jmook come from
      Upstate NY

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >simpsons reference

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No he's actually from upstate NY

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        steamed hams?

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >moky heemed
    thank god what a whiny homosexual

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this was supposed to be moky's tourney

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He isn't out you know

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He wouldve been sent to losers earlier if hbox wasnt just off a wisdom screwdriver on meds

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Moky will lose to whoever he meets in losers, that's for sure

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm moking, I'm choking

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jmook saving melee I pray

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MOOK
    GOD

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sheik dair is the coolest move in the game

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >leffen starting off the year with the nightmare john
    holy frick lmfao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He'll never top the dog john, that was do stupid

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >dog john
        explain

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          he pulled out of a super major because he got a brand new puppy the week of the tournament

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MOKY IS OUT
    MOKY IS FRICKING OUT
    NA NA NA NA
    NANANANAA
    HE~EY
    GOODBYE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's in losers moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's in losers finals

        he's losing to anyone he meets in losers, its obvious

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's in losers finals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It amazes me how after decades Ganker still doesn't understand double elimination.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair it's extremely surprising that he was was in winners finals

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i want to have sex with sheik

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      which color?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        red

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Its crazy how much better red is than the others, yet no one uses it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          everyone uses white because her skin is actually pale like zelda.
          plup only changed to default color recently

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I use green personally

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you mean Jmook don't lie anon, not that there's anything wrong with it tbh

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Panda | Plup vs. Panda | IBDW

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE PLUP, YOU MUST KILL IBDW

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    time for plup to get run over by the drugged up cheating israelite scum

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    troony fricker is playing way too good bros... I fear only Jmook can stop him.

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is Cody's or Jmook's tournament for sure. I meant to make this post when the bracket was bigger but I'm moronic and want to say it anyway.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd love for jmook to win but the israelite's drugs go in overdrive at this point of the tourney so sadly moronic honest goyim just don't stand a chance

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    -PLUB CLUB MEETING-

    How do we defeat the adderall menace?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fox ditto.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bust out the Samus he'll never expect it
      >copium

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nvm it's over. gg, go next.

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Plup beats the foxes on his way to Jmook
    >Shiek vs Shiek finals
    >beats Jmook
    >lmao still no solo shiek major win

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    going from the jmook-sheik/moky-fox to the plup-sheik/cody-fox is like night and fricking day. plup's sheik is toothless

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love plup but jmook this tourney has been ultra instinct

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Would you let me mod your controller, anon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      glad the terminally online former anther's ladder mod found his niche as a controller modding parasite who's accelerating the development of cheater controllers for profit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nah m8

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that this person got on Hax's ass for not making b0xx open source, which would obviously be fricking moronic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Frame1 is open source and so are lunchboxes.

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >pc chris
    oh yeah the guy what asked for $500 to attend one of the evos then missed it went to a smashcon and ghosted the community

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't he also fund raise for a streaming set up and pocketed that too?

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what is gonna happen to melee when crts start dying?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Play on modern monitors which work fine.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Someone will start custom ordering crts probably

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      switch to monitors. the CRT thing is a non-issue now. it's a matter of preference at this point and more and more kids are coming up playing melee exclusively on monitors

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Play on modern monitors which work fine.

        how are they going to hook up gamecubes/wiis without lag? all analog to digital converters introduce some lag and pros will notice

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not the modern ones.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            which analog to digital display method is lagless?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          use an emulator to compensate like they do online where the emulator + engine fix draws 2-4 frames earlier than a console can

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            doesn't nintendo shut down any tourney not running on official hardware and software?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              No they just arbitrarily do one every year to look like they are in charge.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              they're using it right now (frozen stadium and slippi) so you tell me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nightclub already uses monitors + a memcard gecko code that reduces input lag to negate the monitor effect. This should be fine since every memory card is already modded with UCF at this point. If anything it's crazy that only nighclub is doing this still.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        CRT is more kino

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >jmook in grands
    there might be a riot if cody steals this

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The vyvanse is wearing off bros

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    First time tuning into a smash tournament in like a year, where’s mang0?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      in 97th place

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      out at 97th

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      went mental boom, out at 97th.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Had a breakdown after armada told him to frick off on twitter and he got ranked 3rd. He sandbagged with doc and went out early

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    firefox is so fricking stupid. What other characters recovery move leads into a combo when it hits.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Parasoul, link's, Samus', Bowser's, Sheik's, Puff's, IC's.
      Quite a far few actually.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >leads INTO a combo
        you're reaching with pretty much all of them except parasoul

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >links
        really?

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, I can't believe plup took a game off of a coked up cheater controller drug abusing israelite in a losing matchup. Pretty impressive, too bad the set was over before it began for that moronic goyim deciding to compete honestly.

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jesus plup

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    oof

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    LOL this moronic goyim shit really thought he could beat one of god's chosen people, using god's chosen cheater controller, on god's chosen drugs. Fricking moronic goyim should all just forfeit.

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FUUUUUUCK

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    brehs

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hell plub, that was catastrophic

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What a fricking loser holy shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he would 100-0 you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And you would swallow his cum, what's your point?

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *closes stream*

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I blinked and he SD'd like 3 times

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >that look of confusion at the controller
    Damn

    Dunno how valid it is but you hate to see it

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    plubros.................

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      job bros not again

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        just gotta recalibrate that phob replace the stickboxes lube the triggers shorten the plugs bald the buttons and mod the z button

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cmon moky pls eliminate this crack head

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      moky is gonna get fricking destroyed dude

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If it goes like yesterday, idk man. Moky kinda sick with it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          god i wish

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          moky has a history of getting mindbroken by bad losses

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    plup T_T

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The troony loving israelite is going to win isnt he

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, the fact that plup even took a game shows he's not really for jmook.

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone PRAY for Moky to frick up Ibdw so Jmook can have his first supermajor

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      jmook is primed to shit on cody

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was kinda over after Pokemon but frick man that last game was terrible

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jmook's crazy combo vs moky

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Clip starts with a reaction tech chase
      Anti-hype

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I want to see the needle edgeguard again

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you link the clip, i'll make a webm

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think jmook should be okay up against either ibdw or moky, moky probably on tilt right now

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So is either Jmook or the troony fricker

    Who is /our/ guy????

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      jmook is unironically wholesome and not in the reddit way. he keeps his mouth shut and plays good melee

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SAVEUS.Y2JMOOK

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Plup can't handle not being the best Sheik anymore.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you literally just made up words to type for no reason

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Choky the moronic goy only lucked out a set against god's chosen yesterday because his drugs weren't fired up enough yet. The set should be free for god's chosen melee player today.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A secular israelite is a israelite who is not really a israelite. HaShem despises homosexuality, and unless Cody repents, he will have no place in the world to come according to HaShem

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        judaism is a materialist religion. they literally don't believe in life after death

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          When the Moshiach comes, there will be a resurrection of the dead

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jmook seems to have a mental of steel, he stays focused whatever happens, I think he has what it takes to be one of the greats. Mental can make or break a player

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he doesn't wear headphones either
      he is laser focused

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, Zain is very skilled but has a choker mentality. Jmook has what armada, hbox, and mango had in them.

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Finally caught up. Zain just isn’t a closer. He’s a crazy good player but he just doesn’t have that clutch gene at all.

    I’m at the point where Cody is the only player I truly don’t like. Anybody else winning is fine. Jmook seems cool, I guess.

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fox dittos so hy--zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fox dittos look more miserable than puff dittos, at the top level anyway

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    LETS GO MOKY

  109. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just realized melee is older than my gf damn

  110. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You start chanting
    >"U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!"
    and he gives you this look

    wat do

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Punch him in his stupid cuck mouth

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Chant it even louder and smile while he seethes.

  111. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Moky already looks defeated, Codygays I hope you're happy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      jmook took his soul

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        all we need is Jmook to completely dunk on Ibdw now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      JMook shat on him and he realized hes here due to luck

  112. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its so disgusting seeing the troonyfricker jusyt out-reacting the opponent because of his drugs lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's not just the drugs. he has a cheater controller that allows him to do things far more consistently than someone with a worse controller

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        moky also uses a phob

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        both of your arguments are stupid. nobody in top 8 has an unmodded controller. medications are also not illegal nor against tournament rules.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          there's a huge difference between notches and firmware in your controller that plays the game for you

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There genuinely isn't. Notches are a fricking macro. You fox shitter dog you CAN'T LAND THOSE ANGLES WITHOUT FRICKING CHEATING

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >notches to help input the perfect angle
              >macro to correct your input frickup
              >no difference

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'll say it again, nobody in top 8 is using an unmodded controller.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              zain plays oem
              granted he has a stash of perfect condition controllers and plays marth but he still plays oem

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No, he doesn't.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                what site is this that sells these

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                https://goomsgc.myshopify.com/products/ol

                sold out though

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Meanwhile I'm out here playing ranked with a chink knockoff that I had to personally add a capacitor to just to stop random jumps every time I pressed down.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Who even buys these things? If you have basic soldering skills, even if you have to go out and buy a soldering iron/pump, you'd save money and have a better controller by just making a phob yourself. You can get the boards on ebay for like $20

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                what do you even have to solder? I just finished installing the Xstation ODE for my PS1 which isn't the easiest install but not too hard

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                ? Idk if you're memeing or not but making controllers requires both electrical knowledge & programming knowledge.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No they don't. The phob documentation has a step by step soldering guide with a video. Anyone can do it if they just buy the parts and aren't a moron.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i made my own phob and i had zero soldering experience prior.

                yep. sure. I bet you also built your own gamecube & house. probably invented electricity also. gays lying in a dead thread about a dead game you don't even play is so fricking curious.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're a fricking moron. Don't bother buying a good controller because your pichu tier brain will never be good at this game.

                KEKW

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i made my own phob and i had zero soldering experience prior.

  113. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://clips.twitch.tv/SuperThirstyReindeerBleedPurple-C3hwNMQHlyVz5UhF

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute state of melee in 2023

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      LMFAO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Should expect this from the guy who tweets his mom fricking experience to everyone

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love how genuine the reaction is. Does anyone have the reaction imagine of his face from this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >she

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, plup's reaction was my reaction.

  114. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >sick combo into flub
    name a worse feeling

  115. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I Bein't Dating a Woman

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao

  116. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ibdw tweaking out in his seat
    >moky looks like hes dead inside
    His heart isnt in it

  117. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they play fully frozen stadium instead of grass/water-only stadium?

  118. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the seethe when cody reverse sweeps in grands

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Here it comes. Prepare your anus anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        uh oh

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Here it comes. Prepare your anus anon

          lol

  119. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nairo is so fricking funny

  120. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shoutouts to bombsoldier

  121. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The adderall ledgedash

  122. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    But I thought he had a cheater controller

  123. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I know we joke, but HMW ACTUALLY sounds like he's high as FRICK right now

  124. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is Ganker stance on BobbyBigBallz

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Folding homosexual who created a troon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      funniest guy in melee

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lolcow with an unreliable falco. His marth hateboner is pretty funny though

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lolcow is pretty accurate actually, but I almost can't tell if it's keyfabe sometimes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      funny to see him seeth about whatever is pissing him off. Losing to mid tiers, box players, marth players, etc.

  125. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what is jmooks record against ibdw?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  126. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is IBDW changing his tag for any particular reason?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because he doesn't want a 6 syllable tag that doesn't roll off the tounge very well.

  127. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When will people finally start calling ibdw out for the adderall? It's so blatant that it's insane

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, it's just pure coincidence he always wins neutral based on reaction when he's on drugs. kek.

  128. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As a Meleegay I love when Ultimate comes after it, because the trajectory of the bracket almost always complements falling asleep. It's very snug.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah never got why those gays complained about going first.

  129. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I legit haven’t watched this game since 2017. Who the frick are these guys? Where are Leffen, mango, m2k, armada, sfat, westballz, etc

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      all washed
      it's over
      good melee is done

      jk jmook, plup, moky are cool

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Leffen - out at 8
      Mang0 - out at like 100 because he was playing doc (he won like 3 majors last year)
      Armada - retired
      sfat - washed
      Westballz - ate a fake #metoo and got banned from tournaments. Streams netplay almost every day

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >got banned from tournaments.
        stop being a dumb moron, he is not banned

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          not him but that was my understanding as well. westballz is just playing for 12 hours a day every day but not going to tournaments because...?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          shadowbanned is a better way to put it. he lost his sponsors, lost his friends, and has become persona non grata in the melee community.

          Westballz is mel gibson, except he doesnt have a Robert Downey Jr to clear his name and speak for him. the guy is done.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well to be more specific he got banned over drama with mango's wife and a general consensus of people not liking him.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he also had his DMs with an ethot leaked that made him look racist.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              he also has the personality of a piss trough
              seriously seems like everyone has a bad story about him

  130. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit get HMW off the mic i can't believe this dope is commentating top 8

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's literally the least cringe commentator.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        we forgetting "haha we know why his pronouns are he slash him cause he is him" earlier? or was that actually "keyed" somehow?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Literally only one cringe moment. I can make a textbook of cringe moments for the others.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        haters always gonna hate

  131. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We're approaching the worst timeline boys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Jmook winning a major by dodging Hbox is the best timeline.

  132. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  133. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    who is /our/guys

    and who is reddits guys?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      both reddit and Ganker want jmook to win.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I want cody to win because frick sheik + lots of seethe

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          this is the lowest IQ opinion possible.
          melee is game of players, not characters

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >frick sheik
          absolutely assblasted

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically it's Jmook for both. You can't deny great Melee

  134. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i want sheik to carry my children

  135. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Color commentary? More like colored commentary

  136. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    TAKE YOUR ASS HOME CHOKY

  137. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is IBDW's secret?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Drugs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      adderall

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bussy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Augmented autism

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      addy and the extra test and protein from drinking his gf's special milk

  138. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wheres Mang0?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Read the fricking thread. Holy fricking shit I fricking hate you you fricking homosexual I hope you fricking die you fricking frick.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ywnbaw

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wow how fricking original, no wonder you're too fricking moronic to be able to fricking read. Be like the trannies you love so much and have a nice day.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            cope
            I won

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Won what? Being a troony homosexual?

  139. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >9 hours for fricking Top 8 Melee
    Frick handwarmers.
    How bout you warm this dick instead?

  140. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fraymakers

  141. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What does IBDW stand for?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i bang dick women

      formerly i banged dad's wife

  142. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is JMook’s moment. Now we learn if he’s a closer or not.

  143. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rivals is a fricking joke

  144. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if ibdw wins the crowd is going to be so silent

  145. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    LET'S GO! MELEE LOST

  146. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This would be the first solo shiek super major win in ... ever. Fricking ever.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      damn.
      but frick shiek amirite????

  147. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when we thought Zain was going to be the clear #1 Melee player?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It really seemed like he was. Zain was destroying in the online era. But in big tournaments he’s so hit-and-miss. His record in big Game 5s must be terrible. Really, he’s an elite player but he’s a total choker.

  148. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Winners side. No hbox. This is as good a chance as he'll ever get.

  149. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    god damn I really hope it wouldn't come to this. Jmook better fricking clinch it.

  150. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am simply entranced by the curvature of Toph's skull

  151. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jmook, it's your time now

  152. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that G8 was the tournament where Jmook first blew everyone's minds. This is his tournament, it has to be.

  153. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the stoic, honest, naturally gifted Mediterranean man vs the conniving, cheating, dysgenic israeli man
    the fate of the universe is at stake in this grand finals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's funny as hell yet so true

  154. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ITS ALREADY OVER
    >ITS ALREADY OVER
    ITS ALREADY OVER
    >ITS ALREADY OVER
    ITS ALREADY OVER
    >ITS ALREADY OVER
    ITS ALREADY OVER
    >ITS ALREADY OVER

  155. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Say hello to our Genesis 9 champion, Jmook!

  156. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How long until ultimate? Almsot 70k in the waiting room rn

  157. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chia getting btfo'd by a 14 y/o kid on hbox stream lmao

  158. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    don't give me hope

  159. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The difference in posture is so funny.

  160. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fox's up smash is so fricking cancer.

  161. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hey im toph and i like anime

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that wasnt toph

  162. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Haha anime reference. Every tournament I pray for a separate stream with just game audio

  163. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >misses tech chase
    it's over

  164. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ULTIMATE WAITING ROOM
    JBOOK 3 O PLEASE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's doing it! /ourguy/, truly

  165. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anime is so cringe fr

  166. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHY IS JMOOK MISSING EVERYTHING
    IS HE NERVOUS???

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >miss everything
      >win
      get fricking Wilbon

  167. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is that nair?

  168. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THE STANKY NAIR
    GENIUS

  169. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jGOD

  170. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT THE FRICK I'VE NEVER SEEN A NAIR LIKE THIS

  171. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would pay $100 to not have Vish on commentary for this

  172. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT WAS THAT

  173. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    performing oral on sheik

  174. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    JMOOK JMOOK JMOOK

  175. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >LE REACTION TECH CHASE IS SOOOOO HYPE BROS
    Melee is dead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you're literally hating on someone being good at the game what is wrong with you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        his thought process ends at
        >character i dont like is .... le BAD

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry I'm just trying to fit in.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It is hype yeah.

  176. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the guy is such a chad he just casually stops the most lame playrer drugged the frick out with a completely cheating controller device in a shit matchup and doesn't even blink

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nobody in top 8 is using an unmodded controller. Jmook controller is just as "cheating" as anyone else's

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, IBDW has the literal biggest "normal" cheating controller other than boxxes. Stop talking if you don't know.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Idk how many times you need to be corrected. I'd bet 2 grand nobody whos played saturday or sunday has an unmodded controller. Idk how you could be so out of touch with the melee scene but bother posting here.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >all modded controller are the same level of cheating
            as I said, you have no idea what you are talking about. have a nice day.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not talking about notches Black person. custom fricking boards on EVERYONEs controller. goomwaves left and right. boxes. etc.

              nobody plays melee on a "normal" controller anymore. you're like 6 years out of date my guy.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >nobody plays melee on a "normal" controller anymore
                Zain and Westballz play with the Sm4sh gamecube controller, completely unmodded.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No zain uses a $160 modded controller.

                No, he doesn't.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                lmao, a controller with a mod that costs one cent and 5 minutes to do. $160 is a massive scam.

  177. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    homie JUST DI THE UPTILT PLEASE GOD

  178. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, I like Jmook’s gameplay. What’s he like as a personality?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Humble, down to earth. Bit bland for my tastes.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I see. I’ll take bland over gay and moronic though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've watched some of his streams, super chill guy very humble too. Great guy

  179. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How can I get a postire like that all the time? My back just hurst after a while

  180. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HE'S MOOKING UP

  181. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I really am not a fan of trannies and troonyfrickers

  182. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AY

    AY

    AY

  183. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    J
    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

  184. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sheeeeeeeeeeeesh

  185. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HE'S MOOKIN

    HE'S COOKIN

  186. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    M O O K

  187. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1 MORE 1 MORE 1 MORE

  188. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IBDW and Plup trannies on suicide watch.

  189. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit jmook is playing out of his mind

  190. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >chain grab: The game
    why are you calling this a better game than ultimate?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I will take sheik chain grabbing any day over fox bullshit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah.
      What are you gonna do about it b***h?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >filtered: the post

  191. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IM COOOOOOOOOMMING

  192. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I T S
    O V E R

  193. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when top players had distinct personalities. Zain is just another goofy curry and Jmook is a zoomer NPC.

  194. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hes jcooking

  195. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tech chasing isn't hype
    it is

    i need my fricking rtc fix with wizzy out of the game

  196. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jmooks a fricking demon holy shit

  197. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  198. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is jmook even doing off-stage, he's fricking nuts

  199. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THE FRICKING NEEDLES
    JESUS CHRIST MOOK

  200. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    JMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOk

  201. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Vyvanse has kicked in. Jmook will not take another game for the rest of this tournament.

  202. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reverse 6-0 incoming.
    Screnncap this.

  203. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  204. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play on a modded controller and do well at locals.
    I use a stock Frame1

  205. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    reverse 6-0 incoming
    it's over

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Reverse 6-0 incoming.
      Screnncap this.

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jmook is a choker, he's losing

      Reverse 6-0 incoming.
      Screnncap this.

      The Vyvanse has kicked in. Jmook will not take another game for the rest of this tournament.

      HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

  206. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jmook is a choker, he's losing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      are we watching the same tournament? lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      t. ibdw's troony

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      are we watching the same tournament? lmao

      t. ibdw's troony

      I was wrong, I was used to seeing him getting cucked by hbox

  207. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody at your local is at the skill level where controllers make a difference.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe if you live in a flyover state

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You yourself are not at the skill level where controllers make a difference.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nice goalpost moron

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Not my problem. Goodnight.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean? Ever since I can use notched firefox angles I win matches literally just by cheating angles kek

  208. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OWARI DA

  209. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ITS FRICKING HAPPENNING GUYS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  210. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i am BEGGING YOU JMOOK

  211. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A solo sheik can't win a supermajor. This has been established

  212. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    KNEES WEAK HANDS SWEATY
    MOMS SPAGHETTI
    OH NO NO NO MOOKSISTERS

  213. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    JMook please.

  214. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    CAN WE ALL AGREE THAT JMOOK, OR WHAT IS HIS NAME RIGHT NOW, JCOOK, IS THE TRUE AND DEFINITIVE GOAT OF ALL TIME FROM ALL TIMES?
    HONEST
    BASED
    SHIEK PLAYER
    LITERALLY INCELING THE SHIT OF IBDW
    WON GENESIS 9

    IS HE THE TRUE AND MOST BASED GOAT?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if he manages to go his whole career without crying on twitter then he is the definitive GOAT

  215. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Let's fricking go

  216. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IM GONNA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

  217. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    YEAH JMOOK

  218. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    YES
    YES
    YES
    YES
    YES
    YES
    YES

  219. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IBDWSISTERS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  220. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THERE WE FRICKING GO GET FRICKED IBDW

  221. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    JGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
    FRICK YOU DICK WOMAN FRICKER

  222. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the chair

  223. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    2ND AT GENESIS 8

    1ST AT GENESIS 9

    THIS IS HIS TOURNAMENT

  224. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    LETS GO!!!! FRICK TRANNIES

  225. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing

  226. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    JMOOOOOOOOOOK

  227. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i am now with #jchad

  228. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    LET'S GOOOOOO
    SHEIKBROS STATUS!???

  229. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yay

  230. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    get off the stage cody

  231. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nothing better than seeing the troonyfricker lose

  232. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >made his debut at 8
    >first win at 9
    Pottery. Kino.

  233. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    frick yeah

  234. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THE GREAT EVIL IS DEFEATED
    IBDW (I Banged Dad's Wife) IS NO MORE
    SHEIK HAS WON A SUPER MAJOR

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he used zelda in game 3
      doesn't count

  235. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just get off the stage cody you fricking goober

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't insult goobers

  236. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tried to style last stock of grand finals
    >still one
    holy fricking based jmook

  237. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >first solo sheik win at a major since 2004
    JMOOOOOOOOOOK

  238. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Actually super happy for Jmook. Dude's fricking amazing at this game

  239. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cody schwab is such a dramatic homosexual

  240. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I BE DONT WINNING

  241. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK OFF CODY

  242. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    armadatrannies this y'alls GOAT???

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >97th

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ibdw is literally armadas student

  243. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This tournament was so fricking good on the Melee side
    >Mang0 seething at 97th
    >Amazing top 8 with Moky in winners
    >Jmook finally wins a major
    >Tons of amazing sets on stream during pools and round 2
    >Alzheimer's Scar on commentary
    >Armada on commentary

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that scar rant is so fricking good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that scar rant is so fricking good

      I need the video of this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I see this all the time but I don't watch mafia, was he right? or was this a huge troll point as he was mafia?

  244. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Got teary-eyed seeing Jmook pop-off, love this fricking guy like you don't believe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's a soulless zoomer NPC who was working at Starbucks. Suits a loser homosexual like him.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        absolutely seething.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hi cody, i have some addy at discount prices in case you need more for the next tournament

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bro I can tell you're really insecure about yourself, I hope you find your worth in this world, all the best

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      same, dude deserves it. Is he a doc kid or a slippi kid?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Slippi but also slightly before I believe.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's been playing since 2014. No current top level player has only been playing for 2-3 years.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he's been improving for a long time
        what's different is that he never plateaud
        its just straight up

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        there's vods of him playing against ibdw at locals in 2015
        He just took forever to get where he is now with last years Genesis being his breakout performance.

  245. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i wish i was jmook

  246. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Melee? Isn't that some bussin' boomer game?
    Might as well become the GOAT fr fr ong

  247. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    POST MORE CHELLY NOW THAT IT'S OVER.

  248. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the secret final boss of Armada vs Jmook?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >very good jmook, very good
      >HOWEVER
      >armada walks out as dry ice smoke floods the arena to the swedish national anthem
      >oh, you though i was just here to commenate?

  249. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jmook vs mang0 true grand finals

  250. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ZOOOMER!!!!AAHAAHAHAHAAHAN A FRICKING ZXOOOMER WON SMAHS MELEE????? AAAAAHAHAHAHAHYAYAAYAA I'M GOING INSAME!!!!!!! ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I SAY THIS AND LOOK LIKE THIS FRICK FRICK FRICK AAAAAAAAAAA

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      did people forget about wizzrobe already

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      xDDD
      FRICK ZOOMERS!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      calm down grampa

  251. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is this tournament also mewtwos best performance in a while? Taj at 33rd.

  252. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How much money did he win?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      $75,000

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit, that may be the entire prize pool for all games combined, but thats not first place melee

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          nvm its $7,506 for 1st place

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            TOs kept all the money for themselves.

  253. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When was the last time Sheik won a tournament of this caliber?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      2004

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Of this caliber? Never. Last time a Sheik won any kind of major was 2008.
      https://www.ssbwiki.com/Tournament:Epita_Smash_Arena_2

  254. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >switch over to Hungrybox's stream to hear what the top players are saying to each other on the stage
    >there's some troony with a mask on with his face in the screen
    nvm

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you missed them getting trolled by a literal 14 year old

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        qrd?

  255. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ok time for ultimate to come on so the kids have something to fall asleep to

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      melee lost, chud. enjoy your rtc goat

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why does rtc make Gankercels seethe?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it's just one jealous schizo spamming.
          we're happy for jmook

  256. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the next character to solo win a tourney? Eddy mexico luigi? Swooper samus? Franz doc?

  257. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, the good game is over, now it's time for Mickey Mouse Clubhouse game
    I hope Light wins

  258. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jmook seems pretty cool. I’m glad he won.

  259. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >seeding was shit
    >all the top players are there in name only
    What the frick is this tourney

  260. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >melee top 8
    >70k+ viewers
    >ultimate top 8
    >53k

    ultimate sisters, not like this...

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