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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kneel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      im sorry i doubted you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      BOOMERsisters, we can't compete

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      TAKE OFF THE FRICKING MASKSKSKSKSKSKS

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers taking over

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >A ZOOMER WON A MELEE TOURNEY??????? AHAAAHHAAHAAAAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHA OOMER OOMER OOMER OOMER OOMER

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you Meleebros here stick around for ultimate or nah

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hell no

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        goodnight bros

        Please no. Smelees leave, NOW!

        I've never watched a full match of Ultimate, not gonna start now. If you like Ultimate all the best

        why not
        im an ultichad and I love watching melee
        pls do the same for us

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          convince me to watch anon and maybe I will. Who's based like Jmook?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Sonix, since he ruins ultimate for everyone

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Are we talking good or bad when it comes to ruining? If his style is like Jmook you might be able to sell me

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                no, the bad take
                he times out to everyone and makes the viewers sleep

                who is still in?

                Top 8 for Ultimate:
                >Winners
                Sonix (Sonic) v MkLeo (Byleth, Pythra, Joker)
                MuteAce (Peach) v Light (Fox)
                >Losers
                Spargo (Cloud) v あcola (Steve)
                Glutonny (Wario) v Tweek (Diddy Kong, Sephiroth)

                tweek is projected to win but he has to defeat glutonny, spargo/cola

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oof, that's gonna be no Ultimate for me then

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Don't listen to him, he's based. Viewers are low IQ hoype soibois anyway, Sonix is saving Ultimate going the gorilla way Melee did

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I like the division of opinions anons. Gotta shovel my driveway now so maybe I'll join in the thread after for Ultimate

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Sonix is in the exact same spot in Ult meta

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >rooting for a sonic
              Yeah I’m out

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            muteace is having the run of his life right

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ngl i genuinely forgot there was even a bracket for ultimate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Please no. Smelees leave, NOW!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've never watched a full match of Ultimate, not gonna start now. If you like Ultimate all the best

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ultimates fun to play but an absolute SLOG to watch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah gonna go to the gym now.

      [...]

      [...]
      [...]
      why not
      im an ultichad and I love watching melee
      pls do the same for us

      Don't enjoy it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't matter. This place will be filled with Dannycucks anyway, can't get worse than that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the tournament is over, now it's time for netplay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. Majority of them leave.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      who is still in?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sonix, leo, muteace, light, spargo, acola, glutonny, tweek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I stick around and if mkleo is eliminated I bail

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, why not

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    memele is dead

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    goodnight bros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bro the maint event is about to start

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love this big homie like you wouldn't believe.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      reminder that if chelly hadn't left him to become an eprostitute he wouldnt have had a stroke and become a vegetable

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rate
    Melee in G9
    JCOOK

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    rooting for muteace

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Plup is STILL the official World Champion of this game

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Samusbros....it's our turn to win a melee major next, right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Luigi has a better chance of winning a major than Samus.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >old person wins melee
    lmao same people win game dead
    >new person wins melee
    lmao new people win game dead
    I feel like Ganker just wants to claim it's dead no matter what

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you are starting to understand.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Have you NOT see the same shitposts and opinions since 2015? Come on man

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Top 8 for Ultimate:
    >Winners
    Sonix (Sonic) v MkLeo (Byleth, Pythra, Joker)
    MuteAce (Peach) v Light (Fox)
    >Losers
    Spargo (Cloud) v あcola (Steve)
    Glutonny (Wario) v Tweek (Diddy Kong, Sephiroth)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mkleo is just using Joker this time
      I am expecting a win for him

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He had to bring out the rob to beat a min min in pools. Joker isn't that good in this meta.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ok but his rusty Joker did a master class on Tea's Kazuya

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            1. It's not a rusty joker.
            2. MKleo has literally beaten Tea everytime they played, regardless of character. Tea has a worse record than Dabuz(!!!) against him.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a MKLeo fan and you have to agree that his Joker is rusty as hell. Regardless other than acola, Joker's MU is -4 against Kazuya, yet he teared apart the best Kazuya player in the world.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                His Joker ain't rusty. Leo literally has been prepping his Joker months ago.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Joker's MU is -4 against Kazuya
                Why are Gankertards who don't play allowed to have opinions?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just like last tourney, right? /ourguy/ Sonix sweeps

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mkleo is just using Joker this time
      I am expecting a win for him

      >Mkleo is just using Joker
      Frick yeah.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Glutonny and Tweek are /ourguy/s for this tournament, right?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not really a jmook fan but better him than one of those other gays

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the only one I really didn't want to win was ibdw. leffen/hbox, yea sure old gods winning. moky/plup I don't really care about either of them. 2saint would've been cool to see a different puff from hbox take it. zain getting the 3peat would've been hype. jmook winning as the first solo sheik in a long time is awesome.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >changing his tag from ibdw to cody
    ????

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he's so much of a narcissist he needed people to call him by his name rather than his "gamer tag"

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    going to jerk off to sheik hentai tonight

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        best zelda

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who is in the ultimate top 8 lineup?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    LEO BROS IT'S OUR TIME

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >m2k buttmad on his stream because he wasn't "the first shiek to win a major"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      clip please

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1715283206

        8:24:53

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          clip please

          he's literally lifting on stream rn tho lol

          why couldn't I have this brand of autism

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            quality father son bonding

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >m2k buttmad on his stream because he wasn't "the first shiek to win a major"

          Which part of this is buttmad exactly?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ultimate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ultimate

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        damn

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >empty donut box in the backseat
        old habits die hard

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        looks like he touches teenagers

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          based

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >pedophile behavior
            >based
            >ultimate players
            seek help

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Based

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >those mini arms
            I thought he had like 3 years going to the gym?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You know how long it takes to build muscle coming from nothing without PEDs? I Started working out severely underweight at 120 pounds 6 foot and I would have been ecstatic being that size in 3 years

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >predator camping out the school parking lot for prey

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he unironically looks like an out of shape 40 year old mexican dad

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair, he previously looked like a completely out of shape 60 year old Mexican gremlin grandpa.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Me and you in the octagon mother fricker

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >looks like he touches teenagers
          Nothing wrong with that completely legal action. I exclusively frick girls 18-21.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why is he wearing the mask?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My favourite thing about this homosexual is that he's trying to make gymbro posts on Twitter, but all the replies are calling him a fat moron and asking if he plans to apologize to that 15 year old he raped over the internet or whatever they're calling it.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't believe jmook tried to style with the tipper up smash to win the tournament
    what a fricking chad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He was two games up, if there's any time to style it's that.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    glad that cheating addy-riddled troonysucking homosexual cody lost, based jmook

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WE need more peach players in top 8 melee

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      armada took the character with him

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        there's still that one dude who's a nurse. I don't remember his name but I recall he had the 35 minute sets against Hbox.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >mango didn't even both to show up to the doubles award ceremony
    lol

    https://clips.twitch.tv/EnergeticDaintyHamYee-Bnnm4vgAQh9Vuk5O

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah frick that bro lol, he's out getting fricked up! Probably doing beer bongs with the boys, you wouldn't get it LMAO

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        is that iCleanWindows in the middle?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        My eyes must be failing me. Is that fricking Nintendude?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mango hopped a fricking flight dude he left

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is Ultimate still a shitfest with Steve or did people figure out how to counter him

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >is Ultimate still a shitfest with Steve
      Never was.
      There were ever only two relevant Steve players. Smashgays just love to b***h.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what happened to mang0 anyways?

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post shiek lewds wheres shes thick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dragongirl>>>

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >sonix vs acola finals
    the darkest timeline

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >sparg0
      >leo
      >muteace
      >light
      >gluto
      >tweek
      smash will be saved tonight there is just too much fundies in a single place

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sonix is also fundies

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E9BqfxSmnw
        WE WATCHIN TECHNICALS STREAM

        no zero, no click

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Zero comes on technicals streams sometimes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        woof, absolutely nobody I want to root for there. Guess I'll just root against sonix.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm hoping tweek, light, sonix, mk leo, or spargo loses. they all have pretty girlfriends they have no business having because they're nerds. They only got pussy because they are top players.

    i hope one of them is cuckolded after his loss today

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      leave leo alone, dude is living off chag's sloppy seconds

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        imagine her talking about chags larger penis and he has to play knowing tht.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >11:30 pm
    >still hasn't started
    Goddamn I hate west coast tourneys.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah that's so fricking late ahah

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      jmook worked so hard to make melee's top 8 go by quickly, too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's American major tournaments in general. They care more about showing advertisements than the fricking game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's American sports in general.
        I tried watching the Super Bowl once and I think the game was like 20% of the broadcast.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Greenland?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Chile

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          oh, dang. I don't really think of South America being as far to the east as it is.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WE WATCHIN TECHNICALS STREAM

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >nairo doesnt get to stream but these nobodies do

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he fricks children bro

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >a 15 year old is a LEteral children!!!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It was just a blowjob at that. He's a gay though so good riddance

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              i hate useless cancel culture npcs much more than I hate the gays.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              they probably did more than that.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              it was just [Sodomy]
              ftfy
              with that being said, Nairo was the one who was assaulted, not the other way around. Zack literally used the fact that he was young as something to hold over nairo's head to extort him.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy

    [...]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      one post and he cant even do it properly

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    any interesting storylines for this ultimate top8?
    I dont normally watch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      -muteace on the run of his life
      -light in a good spot to win his first ever super major
      -mkleo's joker is back
      -sonix andd muteace competing for a summit spot

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        light already won one over spargo, didn't he?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          light's run at smashcon fallfest was insane and he won momocon too but he never won a SUPER major like every other top 5 players

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        light seems like a cool guy and just plays the character he wants.
        I'll root for him.
        Assuming he still plays fox.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tweek's eprostitute girlfriend is going to cuck him if he loses again. tweeks desperately fighting to save his relationship

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sonix vs Mkleo runback. Mkleo lost to Sonix 2 weeks ago.

      Spargo, Tweek, MKleo rivalry. MuteAce being the dark horse of the Top 8

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    here's the real red pill, zero was much more charismatic when he was fat and awkward. now he looks like he slurps andrew tate's cum for protein

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/riddlesmk

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna stick around for the first couple Ultimate sets unless they're dogshit then I'll turn it off. Frankly I like playing Ultimate sometimes, I find it pretty fun, but watching it is eye cancer. The top characters are fricking boring as shit.

    Ultimate lads, who are the characters in top 8?

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ultimate players bragging about taking advantage of naive young adults for sex
    find someone your own age pops

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    give it to me straight bros, how soulless are ultimate tournaments?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's bad.
      especially with DLC characters.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The giant drop in viewership pretty much tells all.

      No one wants to watch top 8 because the best characters in the game are DLC cancer that are unfun to play against and unfun to watch.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just watch them and form your own opinion

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can't be as bad as melee was just now

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    can I get a quick run down on ibdw lying about his mom?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's just schizo larping anon.
      cody said he did. and he tends to say a lot of shit no one wants to hear. he probably did.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it was during the big moronic pedo hunt in july 2020

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I heard about what he said, but like 3 anons in the last thread said it was a lie, I'm just curious if there's anything to back it up

        it's just schizo larping anon.
        cody said he did. and he tends to say a lot of shit no one wants to hear. he probably did.

        I'm with you unless there is any good support to the contrary

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This was around the time that a few ult players got cancelled for nefarious deeds. Everyone wanted in on the action.
      Leffen accused m2k of being an abuser then put a command of !hero in his chat saying that he's not a hero, just an upstanding person.
      m2k made a video about his botched circumcision and thus freed himself from any and all suspicion.
      IBDW though, gee, I'm really jealous of all the attention Nairo is getting right now and put out a twitlonger about how his mom abused him or something like that. a year later he admitted to having made it up for attention. neither him nor leffen ever got into any sort of trouble for this.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Leffen accused m2k of being an abuser then put a command of !hero in his chat saying that he's not a hero, just an upstanding person.
        Yeah I remember that shit, never watched leffen ever again after that.

        >a year later he admitted to having made it up for attention
        is there a tweet or a VOD or anything about this?

        thanks for the explanations btw

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >botched genital mutilation
        Uhh I think it did exactly what was expected though?

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    winner of acola/sparg0 wins the tournament from losers btw

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy

    [...]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cool.
      thanks anon

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jesus I forgot Ultimate had a 4kids anime OP

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    putting jmook next to armada makes armada look really fricking old

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's just cursed swedish genes for you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the lighting is bad and armada would NOT look good bald. dude needs a hair transplant asap.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Literally boomer vs zoomer.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      goddamn I miss armada
      I still have the shirt he sold to fund his return to evo after he "retired"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The top down lighting is not kind to Armada's thin blond hair, plus he's gained a lot of weight in his face.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      jmook looks like a cardboard cutout here

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >get fat
      >hair thinning out and losing ground
      >slips water between loading screens in SM64
      >yeah the meta hasn't changed since I left

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He was already pretty fat towards the end of his melee career. He was picking up mango's bad habits.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wypipo vs wog

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      an attempt was made

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hold on i'll enhance

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          enhanced

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            marvelous

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            fantastic anon, saved

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >*sips glögg*
        >Ah jes, Evo 2015, now that was a real super major

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the scar rant? I heard it was funny

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Brawl releases
    >"Heh Melee is dead is amazing"
    >Brawl winds up absolute shit no one wants to watch or play
    >tr4sh on the horizon
    >"Heh tr4sh will save Smash"
    >tr4sh releases
    >"Heh Melee is dead, Brawl was shit but Sm4sh is incredible"
    >tr4sh winds up absolute shit no one wants to watch or play
    >Ultimate on the horizon
    >"Heh Ultimate will save Smash"
    >Ult releases
    >"Heh Melee is dead, tr4sh was shit but Ult is incredible"
    >Ult winds up absolute shit no one wants to watch or play
    You are HERE in the Smash Bros cycle.

    It won't be okay for Ultgays to admit Ultimate sucks shit until the next Smash game. Until then they just have to keep defending the Current Thing while Melee stays strong.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ultisharts think meleechads will forgot and assume theyre fresh into the series or something
      its never worked

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ult sucks but I will give them credit, it's the best post-melee game, although I did enjoy brawl for a while at the time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Melee is an actual troony game now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sm4sh was based and honest, ult ruined it by trying to appeal to smelee normies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ultisharts think meleechads will forgot and assume theyre fresh into the series or something
      its never worked

      Ult sucks but I will give them credit, it's the best post-melee game, although I did enjoy brawl for a while at the time

      Ultimate make more money and get more views. The Panda ceo mention how melee make him lose money.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        still sucks, don't care

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Ultimate make more money and get more views. The Panda ceo mention how melee make him lose money.
        On Youtube that's correct. Ultimate doesn't get more lives viewership, it gets it on Youtube clips.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          lmao keep crying meleegro. Ultimate has been mogging melee for years now.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >tournament Melee wasn't at

            Look at the stream right now.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              melee's record at evo was like 150k kek. ultimate absolutely destroyed it and had the biggest viewership ever for the series. it doesn't matter than the subhuman meleegroes at btssmash always put ultimate last. that one time melee was put last, viewership dropped like a rock

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                ....and yet......
                melee survived and ultimate died.
                everyone you were arguing with back then already knew it and you are still in denial?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Let's make big moves peaked at 90k viewership just a few weeks ago.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                this is literally genesis.
                the big one.
                they gave ultimate the final slot and the viewership went down.
                there are no arguments left.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >let's make big moves got more views than genesis
                fricking lel

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                probably viewbotted then

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Cope, smelee. It was the most kino tournament either game has seen in years

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao the cope

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Then explain why some random tournament would get more viewership than genesis

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It got more views than Melee Genesis too

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The viewership always goes down after grand finals regardless of who's next you dumb newhomosexual.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                WRONG
                R
                O
                N
                G

                That is so fricking wrong it's unreal.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's always like that for literally every game, it happens at evo and it happens and every other tournament

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I've been watching smash tournaments for as long as they've been streamed online. My twitch account is 2009. You're wrong, zoomzoom.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No need to lie on the internet, newhomosexual. viewership always goes down after grand finals because there's like a 30 minute break between games. How much of a moronic newhomosexual do you have to be to not even know that?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >ultimate absolutely destroyed it and had the biggest viewership ever for the series
                Actually Melee got more viewership than that with Ludwig's event. Sorry anon. Melee is the most concurrently viewed Smash game breaking over 280million thanks to Lud.

                >Alan literally said this himself.
                what's with the lying? Alan told hungrybox how little viewship melee get in general and that hbox should know that because he mainly play ultimate on twitch.

                >Alan told hungrybox how little viewship melee get in general
                Nope. He said that Ultimate gets more youtube views. Try listening next time. Besides, we already know Melee gets more live viewership because the numbers speak for themselves. You can literally look at the screen right now, there's no sense denying it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Ult 54k + 3.2k + 2.7k + 2.3k + 4k + 8k + 0.5k + 0.5k + 1.7k = 76.9k
                >Melee 70k peak in grands
                What now, smeleecuck? And I didn't even have to go through the entire twitch page, this is just the streams that showed up on my sidebar and on youtube

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ult is going to pass 100k by grands

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                https://streamscharts.com/channels/btssmash
                According to the stats Ultimate generate more views and money than melee.

                This is only looking a 1 channel only. Ultimate have the french stream and moistcrtikal. They pay a lot of money to re-stream.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                https://streamscharts.com/channels/btssmash
                According to the stats Ultimate generate more views and money than melee.

                This is only looking a 1 channel only. Ultimate have the french stream and moistcrtikal. They pay a lot of money to re-stream.

                Meleegro buck broken

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            And 2023? Where are there now?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Let's make big moves had 85k peak viewership a few weeks ago. nobody gives a shit about melee now that there are no 4 gods. some literal who just won and nobody gave a shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You might wanna check the views again, smelee. Keep in mind Ult is an international game and has popular French and JP restreams, unlike the deadbeat mutt game that Melee is

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >You might wanna check the views again, smelee
            Okay. I'm looking at the stream right now. Also Alan literally said this himself.

            This was all settled when Ludwig ran Melee and Ultimate at the same time and Melee sharted on it in viewership.

            why lie about live viewership?

            I don't know, but Ultgays seem to obsess over it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Alan literally said this himself.
              what's with the lying? Alan told hungrybox how little viewship melee get in general and that hbox should know that because he mainly play ultimate on twitch.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          why lie about live viewership?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >get more views
        not for a while now

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    when i say jenna, y'all say tools

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just want acola to lose I fricking hate this guy he almost never loses I need to see him lose

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My gf asked me for the most degenerate sex ever. She wanted to pee on me in the shower then have me pee on her. I did it but I had an erection so much of it got on her face (she laid down in the shower) and she started drinking it. After nutting I feel absolutely fricking scarred and sad. Why are women like this? I feel like I can’t look at her in a cute or innocent way again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      smash bros ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you ever look at her in a cute innocent way? Girls are bred to be prostitutes.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because she does otherwise cute things like knitting, watching beauty pageants, and by and large has stayed away from bad things. She bought pic related the other day just because she knows I play jiggly puff

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Those are irrelevant my dude. Girls crave domination. The cute nerd girl you think is innocent and sweet wants to give herself to Chad.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >My life is so awesome I have such a lewd girl who loves me as my gf and does kinky doujin shit woe is me oh smash bros lol haha
      frick you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >looking at a woman you showed with named and cum on as an innocent woman
      For once the woman is not at fault. You are moronic

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how far along is Ultimate modding? when will we wind up seeing a Project M Ultiamte?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      HDR exists, but it won't ever get traction because Switch hacking is a sekrit club for year 1 buyers

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's the easiest thing in the world to set up. At least on pc emulator =^)

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is tweek in middle school? major props for this young man for getting so far in a super major

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Tweek doesn't choke, I like his Diddy and Seph, better than Wario.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Immediately picks Sephiroth
    It's over

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    christ, there is literally 0 offstage play

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Which is hilarious given that everyone has practically infinite recovery.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it's a sad game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There are some characters that do, just none of the ones that are top tier.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      marss got a hot clip yesterday, but you're right for the most part

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yup, it's all about the ledgetrappinng and nothing else

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it's a sad game

      yup, it's all about the ledgetrappinng and nothing else

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hey leff

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No point in contesting a top or high tier's recovery in Ultimate.

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no wario ditto
    WHY TWEEK

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is tweek balding ? Absolutely JUST

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rivals 2 looks pretty good tbhsenpai

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I just wish it had actual characters instead of pokemon rejects

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    TWEEKSISTERS OUR TIME MIGHT BE UP AIEEEEEEEEE

    WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE NEXT LEO

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    J U S T

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He needs to put his hoodie back on, only Darth Tweek stands a chance against Glutto

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >that salty tweek reaction
    l m a o

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whats happining to twerk bros?

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i can't listen to EE anymore after i found out after the stealing 50k shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      can I get a QRD?

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ZZZ

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OK BROS HOLD UP
    >Tweek wins LMBM 2023
    >gets seeded #1 in Genesis
    >instantly gets 7th
    AND THIS IS THE NUMBER 1 PLAYER FOR NA?
    WHERE IS THE TWEEKhomosexual/KAZUYALOVER/ANTIMKLEO gay RN?
    GET FRICKED INCEL moronD IDIOT

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Melee and ultimate are both fun.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      NO
      NO YOU;'RE A FENCESITTER NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE NOWWWWWW

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Mfw i love both games and have fun watching both back to back

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Watching these spergs arguing here makes my night lol

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wtf did EE clone himself?

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why are recoveries so strong

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ultibabs would get filtered if they weren't

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why are mexicans so good at smash?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Some mysteries are ment to stay mysteries

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're not very good at the smash that's actually hard

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ?
        hungry box
        mang0

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >hispanic americans
          >mexican

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            hispanics are hispanics. it's something in their dna.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        neither are melee players at any other platform fighter but whatever

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they don't want to waste time on a game that will die in two months. Melee is forever.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            sure thing chud

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              proofs in the pudding sir. People still playing nickelodeon all star brawl? Maybe if melee was as easy as ult they could take a few months off but when you have to beat the likes of jmook who practices 5 hours everyday theres no chance.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Maybe if melee was as easy as ult they could take a few months
                like mango? hbox? plup? people who played ult at some point for months and got no results? the only one was wizzy and got top 8 ONCE and lost right away

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                None of them seriously competed, they just farmed the game for the 12 year old viewers. You have to be a mega moron to say that ultimate has anywhere near the skill ceiling of melee.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                not him but that's wrong
                hbox tried but he played the puff meme so not 100% serious
                armada took it seriously for a decent amount of time and placed top 20 in majors but stopped
                mango never took it seriously
                plup tried and also had some top 20 placement in majors.
                there isnt enough overlap.
                but the reality is the ulticucks would never be able to adapt to melee.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I think that if any of the mpicked up high tier characters and took it seriously they would be top ranked in no time. The highest hurdle of the game is adapting to the abhorant input delay and the generous buffer windows when compared to melee. The hardest "tech" you need to learn is dashing, crouching and then flipping the stick backwards.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                but that's the thing.
                it almost becomes a traditional fighting game at that point and is a lot more about RPS than technical skill.
                the things that melee gods are great at simply don't matter here

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The melee gods aren't good because of technical ability. Any top level melee player can do whatever tech they need to do. The reason why someone like jmook wins genesis is because he has the reads and reaction abilities to execute a punish in any situation. Also since ultimate has way fewer options overall the rps is actually simpler.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                oh and armada, please don't reply to my posts I won't read you anymore

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                what are you even saying? Ultimate troony's live life in denial.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically because Mew2King coaches Sparg0 and MkLeo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Mew2King coaches Sparg0 and MkLeo
        THE FRICK?
        Explain this RIGHT NOW

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          mew2king isn't as good at ultimate as he was at melee and brawl but he's still god-tier at analyzing matches and shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You dont need to be necessarily good at the game to be able to coach.

          M2K has autism lvls of understanding Smash

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Mew2King coaches Sparg0 and MkLeo
        THE FRICK?
        Explain this RIGHT NOW

        m2k also coached ZeRo. Zero was the first player m2k ever gave his full notes to.

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >maskless acola
    IT'S OVER HE'S GOING FULL STRENGTH

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Battle of the shotas incoming

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ultimatebabs, how old are these kids playing? whose children are these?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      17 and 15 i think

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I bet Cinnpie is watching

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Frothing rn

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Swedish Alex
    >armada in the building
    =D

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this steve player is the best player of japan right now?

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kek what happened? did anyone hear what the person yelled?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      SNEED

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i thought steve was so op people were considering banning him

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That was just the monthly b***hing topic.
      After people realize there are only two relevant steve players (and by extension) two relevant Kazuya players), they moved on tot he next b***hing topic.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what's the current b***hing topic?

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >presses side b
    >pssh nothin personnel

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so satisfying to watch steve get shit on for a full 30 seconds as he desperately tries to craft a weapon

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i can't believe this moronic steve player is winning everything in japan

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being any japanese player watching at this very moment

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they are constantly sending this kid death threats so they're probably overjoyed

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Melee gay here, ready to give Ultimate a watch. What kino am I in for?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like MKLeo's Joker and MuteAce's Twitter combos.
      They're fun to watch.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty good tbh. Not too many degen charecters thia top 8. I expect it to be pretty good

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I just watched Cloud btfo Steve. Steve seems like a gay character but Cloud looks fun to play

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Steve is homosexual and wack. He makes random kids top 10 players overnight

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The safest combos in any game, ever

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >safety
        >for "combos"
        This is your brain on smelee. Low IQ shitter game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Only shitty character left is sonic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What's shit about him? Only played Ultimate casually so don't know a whole lot

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He just runs away, litteraly, its his only gameplan. Imagine puff with falcon run speed

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That sounds like absolute cancer. Hoping to see him get fricked up then

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >runs away
          >builds wall
          >digs up diamonds (in minecraft) to power up and replenish his kill move side b that doubles as a recovery AND a command grab for kill confirms
          >forced to pick option to deal with the wall
          >you get punished for picking option
          >repeat ad infinitum
          if you play steve you should just fricking have a nice day

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Just rush up and threaten him so he can't do that. Worked for Sparg0.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Japan DOES NOT play aggro.

              Steve players were coasting off of opponents lack of MU knowledge. Outside of Acola and Onin, the other steve players weren't getting amazing results after their breakout result.

              Only Acola and Onin are the only Steve players breaking Top 8 in Tourneys with Steve

              And then Onin got figured out, and now is acola being figured out. Acola is the inverse of Proto, decimates Japan and loses in the west, while Proto decimates the west and loses in Japan.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                All steve players have the same ahitty habbits when it comes to anvil, minecart ect ect.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Japs are learning him. He got 9th at a jap tourney last month curtesy of Kameme and Repo.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're in for
      >3-stock games that last 6 minutes
      >no comebacks
      >no edgeguarding
      >watching the only interesting players get BTFO for more 40-minute sonic or steve sets
      >short hop auto cancel safe aerial spam
      >players fishing for stray hits at 140 because there's very few confirms
      however this top 8 is pretty good, ESPECIALLY with acola eliminated. unfortunately sonix is in winners, but then again so is light. so might be good.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >when any mexican is in the set
        >quick 9 - 11 minutes of gameplay
        >whenever SONIX is in the set
        >35 fricking minutes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you just watched the best cloud decimate the best player, and dlc abuser, in japan, absolutely kino

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I do not like mexican players

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ultimate is neutral simulator 2020
    no combos
    no edgeguarding
    it's just a best of X neutral interaction contest

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not a single rebuttal
      enjoy your RPS

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that was fricking brutal
    he got destroyed

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Steve is.....le broken

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Steve IS broken. Look at the sudden rise of no names like DDog, Onin and acola. The thing is that they cannot do well with people that bleed for the game on a daily basis.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Steve players were coasting off of opponents lack of MU knowledge. Outside of Acola and Onin, the other steve players weren't getting amazing results after their breakout result.

        Only Acola and Onin are the only Steve players breaking Top 8 in Tourneys with Steve

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >steve a god-tier character or at the very least extremely annoying to play against, makes smashies seethe forever because ulti is in maintenance mode
      >banjo gutter trash
      Banjogays lost.

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if leo wins i'll keep watching
    if sonix wins i'll go to sleep

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >missing loser's bracket leo

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    acola will continue to dominate in japan because japs can't play aggro so they literally can't do shit against acola

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I believe I've been watching smash tournament streams since Brawl was being played
    metaknight duos for days

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are the xenoshit characters in top 8 or is this the good timeline?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      do you have the stream open?
      my guess is no

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SEE! EDGEGUARDING! In Ultimate!
    I told you Sonix was based

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Paizuri Lady

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    uh oh

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can you not poke sonic when he's coming with the spindash? all this guy ever does is shield through it

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    didn't leo get shat on by sonix the last time he used mythra against him
    why is he doing it again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because his Joker got clapped by Sonix

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    STOP USING AEGIS

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Playing Sonic's worst matchup
    >Still getting destroyed
    Where is your god now Leotards?

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    xenoshit is so fricking gay dude

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      frick you Black person
      xenoblade 2 is one of thew best games on the switch and homura/hikari are fun as frick in ultimate

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't been keeping up with the ult scene for a while. Is Leo washed?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Leo is not even remotely washed. He still one of the most consistent Smash player and still arguably the best player

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hes still number 1 its just debatable now and also he has a gf now so he's probably not at full potential

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      Leo is not even remotely washed. He still one of the most consistent Smash player and still arguably the best player

      He has got one top 3 placing in his last six tourneys. Consistent my ass

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        After dominating 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021 and 2022.
        kys

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Your god is slain Leotard, Spergo won

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      his gf has lowered his power level growing tired with never being defeated hes become....complacent....

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone besides "Angie" like sonix?

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    JUEGO CUATRO

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I see Ultimate has 5x the viewers than Smelee. Almost as if a 20 year old glitch simulator that only old ass men are still bothering with.

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Sonix
    Honest fundies player, character loyalist, pushing the metagame

    >Leo
    DLC pass 2 matchup abuser

    Welcome to the Rise of Sonix

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Sonic
      >fundies

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Sonix
        Honest

        Seethe. Sonic will save Ultimate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Sonix
      Honest

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    To the anons that told me Sonic was a homosexual character, I can kinda see why now. Been a fun set to watch regardless, glad I decided to tune into Ultimate for once

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God damn ultimate is terrible

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lets not pretend Melee games don't go to time, anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Crowd cheering for a timeout
      >For Leo
      >For aegis
      What a timeline.

      Blame sonic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lets not pretend Melee games don't go to time, anon.

      Let's also not pretend you're not just watching the same five characters over and over again. At least you get some variety in Ultimate.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen ultimate top eights with 4 characters and melee top eights with 7

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Crowd cheering for a timeout
    >For Leo
    >For aegis
    What a timeline.

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How often do games go to time in Ultimate?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It only happen with Sonix. Not Sonic mains just SoniX

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Gotcha. Already hate how gay this guy plays but I'll respect the play if it wins

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THAT. WAS. AWESOME.

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >he/him
    really

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      america

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >sword DLC character
    MKleo wins. I'm not sure why people watch this

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Game 4 always powers him up, the frick.

  109. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what happened to coney?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's streaming the tourney right now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cancelled for soliciting nudes from a minor

  110. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >people shitting on sonic when Leo's playing mythra/pyrha
    are you guys trolling or

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i'll never cheer for a sonic, regardless of who they're playing against

  111. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    could Zero survive in today's Era? Or are there too many children in attendance that he would not be able to control himself?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Zero sucked at ultimate from day 1, literally lost to armada

  112. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >player gets knocked off by a 1 or 2 hit combo
    >they recover for free
    >player gets knocked off by a 1 or 2 hit combo
    >they recover for free
    >player gets knocked off by a 1 or 2 hit combo
    >they recover for free
    >player gets knocked off by a 1 or 2 hit combo
    >they get blastzoned now
    >repeat until game over

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ledgehoggers actually believe this. you are entirely blind to ledgetrapping, but stage control aside, you DIDN'T see those edgeguards against aegis just now? literal moron.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >you are entirely blind to ledgetrapping
        NTA, but ledgetrapping being so heavily favored over edgeguarding, combined with the game's low knockback growth and large blastzones, does make the game a lot slower and less interesting than it could otherwise be.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      different to melee where characters are versatile with their options in ultimate characters are stripped down to categories, some can edguard some can not, those who can't edgeguard rely entirely ledgetraping, as you saw sonic can and will edgeguard (that's how sonix beat spargo), kazuya, weirdly enough, has an average ledgetrap but can edgeguard easily, and so on, it depends on the matchup

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ask yourself this, is it really that much better than getting chain grabbed or tech chased to death?

  113. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >reverse 3-0
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  114. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MKLEO IS GOING TO FRICK ANGIE SONIX. SHES GOING TO GET FRICKED NOW BECAUSE YOU LOST

  115. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GET SHIT ON SONIXgayS

  116. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Always heard of how good this Leo guy is. Watching that set I can see why. That was fun to watch minus the sonic homosexualry

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Low IQ Black person thinks Sonix was camping and not Leo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I might be moronic but that whole time it looked like the sonic was trying his absolute best to avoid any fight engagement. The MKleo buddy was initiating most fights. Educate me please

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Feel free to rewatch the game
          >Leo sits in shield half the stage away
          >Sonic has to dash and hit the shield
          >Leo tries to punish and then runs away again
          >repeat

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That's how you UNIRONICALLY win against Sonic

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, and it's called being lame and camping. A valid strategy if you wanna win, sure, but don't rewrite history and say "wow Sonic wasn't engaging at all" when he was the only one furthering the game state

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Leo was platform camping where spindash won't combo. And spotdodges with Mythra allow him to fish for the DLC bullshit to get easy kills while even a normal spotdodge fricks up all of Sonic's up close and spindash combos

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Also, there's a reason the games Sonix won went a lot faster. Leo literally had to camp him out despite playing his worst matchup

  117. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is Leo ever in a boring game? The guy knows how to make shit tense

  118. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to D1

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cancelled for having drunk sex with a girl becuase she regretted it after throwing up on him and women can't be held accountable for their own decisions

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      had sex

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cancelled
      i think he turned into a genshin streamer or something like that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he's still streaming but is permabanned from the community

  119. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is muteace a troony?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he/him
      just asian

  120. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WE LOST MELEESISTERS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fixed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        WE LOST MELEESISTERS

        Didn't Melee only get like 10k or something?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          idk but it was higher than 62K

  121. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >people think Sonic was campy
    >despite him being almost the only one to actually go on the offense 90% of the time
    UltimateBlack folk have no taste

  122. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    M
    K
    LEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Frick sonix
    Lets fricking go light

  123. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hope this moron Light loses

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same, how dare he not be an intellectual Steve main

  124. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Spacies should just be top tier in all Smash game. They have the best matches out of all characters no matter what Smash.

  125. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that g9 shirt looks like a '69' shirt. copping dat shit rn fr.

  126. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >he/him
    he looks like a troony and plays peach

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the bomb
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      he's literally just a gay, not a troony

  127. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Peach is cool

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      MuteAce is making me want to learn how to play Peach

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Go for it, she's fun as hell

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like peach

  128. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that since Mang0 bustered out like a massive b***h so did his fanbase from watching top 8?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. In a fit of rage over being ranked 3rd to aMSa's 2nd due to a minor difference in tournament rankings, he bustered out at 97th playing Doc against Taj's Mewtwo.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ya he sandbagged hard playing Dr Mario and went out in 96th place, most likely because of the Armada twitlonger and him getting 3rd instead of 2nd in the rankings even though the difference between him and Amsa was so fricking tight

        The frick, wasn't it really a close difference? Like decimal points?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. You could make a good argument for either guy. If it's the main reason why he sandbagged he's an absolute loser

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >joke around all year
            >"aaa i'm da goat aaaa"
            >guy who takes game seriously gets better results
            >WTF THAT'S UNFAIR! THAT'S BULLSHIT! I DESERVE TO BE NUMBER TWO WAH WAH WAH!!!!
            What did Mang0 seriously mean by this?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              This is why I'll never have 100% respect for Mang0. When he's in the zone he creates some of the best Melee to watch ever, but he gets upset so easily, johns a good amount so his losses don't seem as bad, when infact it's even worse because that just shows your mental game is garbage.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He’s always been like this
              Before people gave him a pass because he was a kid now though? This homosexual is 30 and that shit wore thin years ago on a lot of people

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I love mang0's gameplay but this shit is a total b***h move any way you look at it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What I don't understand is how Cloud9 puts up with his shit. I know he's a big streamer and has a huge following but he just makes the brand look bad pulling shit like this. This type of shit makes sponsors not happy

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >What I don't understand is how Cloud9 puts up with his shit.
                Because for every one person who calls him out for his shitty behavior, there are five dick suckers in line to lick underneath his nutsack.
                Basically the Pokemon/Game Freak of Melee players.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Very true. Mango's fans are absolute gays for still going along with his shit, goes to show that most of them have to be underage

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Because he still draws a crowd and brings in the money. As long as he can do those two things, they will tolerate his bullshit.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I know and it's sad man. I'm hoping he gets punished privately behind the scenes because it;s just pathetic to get away with it all the time for so long

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ya he sandbagged hard playing Dr Mario and went out in 96th place, most likely because of the Armada twitlonger and him getting 3rd instead of 2nd in the rankings even though the difference between him and Amsa was so fricking tight

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >armada twitlonger
        what

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1ss7ef9

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >look up Armada twitlonger
        >it's just Armada being asspained because Mango said Armada wouldn't be able to get results if he came back
        >"t-the meta has barely changed in all the y-years I've been gone. I'm not mad"
        >this goes on for 10,000 word essay
        lmao what a fricking baby

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They both acted like homosexuals, but the fact that this made Mango seethe this hard to sandbagging a supermajor is beyond sad and hilarious. The guy's in his 30s with the mental of a toddler

  129. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how long before muteace transitions?

  130. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DLC is gay

  131. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    impressive how fox is broken in both melee and ultimate

  132. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >glance at twitch chat
    >it's just a wall of ESAM BALD with some arabic
    ayo you alright sometimes zoomers

  133. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have the Smash Ultimate sexual predator power rankings

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      idk but #1 is the pedo girl that was fricking WaDi

  134. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what happened with that jap zackray last time i heard about him he was a pokemon unite pro player

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Love my mans zackray but he took a break and fell off the face of the earth skill wise in ultimate it seems

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      so, he was going to compete in grand finals for a multimillion dollar tournament in pokemon unite, but was automatically dq'd because his teammate overslept and costed him that mega prize so he came back to ultimate.

  135. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The robotic feet didn't kill
    >But the ass did.

  136. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >TAUNTS
    >LOSES
    WHY IS LIGHT LIKE THIS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair, he got robbed out of that up smash.

  137. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How much you can survive in Ultimate is kind of bullshit. Light got three great openings in high percentage and doesn't get rewarded for it with a win.

  138. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MUTEACE LET'S FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  139. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>>>>

    [...]

  140. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    JESUS FRICKING CHRIST

  141. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is fox's backair that insurmountable? Why do so many player let light spam that?

  142. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DUNNO GUYS THAT MATCH LOOKED PRETTY DARK TO ME LOL

  143. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >peach is literally the same character in ultimate as in melee
    for what purpose

  144. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wow great set! Might start watching more Ultimate now, well done

  145. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you ready for Amsa to get fat on the North American diet?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he’s eating goyslop
      It’s over amsabros, he will never win a tournament again

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But all the other top players do that all the time. Hell you could argue there is a weight requirement of two hundred plus to be a constant champ.

  146. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MKLEO
    VS
    SAMSORA (FORMA DE MUTEACE)

    WHO TAKES IT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think last time they played, Muteace got rekt so bad, maybe I'm misremembering.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Aegis
      If it was pre FP2 I'd give nu-MuteAce a good shot. But that character is Peach's worst matchup by far

  147. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That peach waveshine was so sick holy shit.

  148. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good shit

  149. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell happened to Riddles? Are his jimmies rustled or what?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      After getting reverse 3-0'd by Mkleo's marth I'd be a bit salty as well honestly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Are his jimmies rustled
      Very.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      extremely rustled

  150. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This game looks so shit to play compared to Meele. It seems like you can have success with a wider selection of characters tho

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's practically the selling point of the game
      >more character variety
      >but everyone has way less options and the game is slower

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The game is literally faster than every matchup in Melee except spacies vs spacies and spacies vs low tiers

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ???

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The Sheik vs Fox Melee grands was literally slower than the Peach vs Fox set we just saw in Ult. This goes for most Melee matchups that don't have spacies/Falcon being dominant

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              define "fast"

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              it may have taken more times, but the interactions per minute were far higher and there was more going on from a metagame point of view.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >rtc
                >interactions
                lol. Ultimate had far more going on between those two sets, especially on the Peach end of things. That sequence in game 3 or 4 where jmook's fair sent the other way was the only non-flowchart interaction we saw that set; everything else was the most flowchart sheik fox play we've seen a billion times before

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you are an actual monkey. Your shallow understanding must be a result of your bralizian heritage.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                no u

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah its pretty hilarious how meleegays turn a blind eye to any puff or peach matchup kek. Hell even shiek just tech chases the whole match

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Peach Puff represents 1% of Top 128 matches streamed
            Steve or Sonic represent like 20% of every Top 8 on average

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Both games' fans ignore loads of shit just to act superior to the other
            Smash fans in general are a bunch of gays and no one should listen to anything they say

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The most sensible comment I've seen in a smash thread in a while
              Tribalism were everyone pretends their shit doesn't stink

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Agreed. I enjoy watching high level play, I give no fricks about complaining about 1 game being worse than the other

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yeah bro, it's faster, that's why ultimate matches are played with more stocks than melee matches

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Melee has more combos and movement but the core game of smash is inherently lame and you see that in melee with any matchup that doesn't have a space animal in it

  151. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >another finals that goes beyond 12am because.... idk

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      West coast friends stay winning

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Melee took over 9 fricking hours for no reason. It's funny how Ultimate is the slower game, and yet it's gonna end in 1/3rd of the time.

  152. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    good night everybody.
    melee delivered for me. hbox beat leffen. ibdw lost.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >hbox beat leffen. idbw lost.
      and all was right in the world

  153. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sonix is an honorary Black person

  154. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's over.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nooooooooooooooo, viva la france!
      U LA LAAAA

  155. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ultimate is the first smash game since 64 and melee I've actually enjoyed playing
    although I get angry at it extremely quickly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We all do anon, it's okay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        but then I get angry at everything except my main fighting game very quickly
        even that game I end up hating sometimes and there was a period where I was putting holes in my wall because of it and the only real reason I stopped is that I play it far less

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't like hearing this anon, you gotta be able to control that anger. I've had an issue like this when I played alot of CS, brings the absolute worst out of me. Try and find the fun in the game again and focus less on being uber-competitive, I believe in you

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          as long as you don't smash your controller on the ground after you lose like a b***h

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I used to take the controller and swing it by the wire into the floor as hard as I could until it exploded into pieces

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Only broke a controller once, I just hard spiked that fricker into the ground so fast. Felt like absolute shit right after, never good to let the anger overtake you

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I have to break or hit something or hurt myself when I get really angry
                nothing else calms me down

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Anon no 🙁 Get a stress-ball or something man at the very least. You might need some counseling of some sort, nothing wrong with getting help. I wished I did years ago because it took me a long time to get better. I'm rooting for you bro

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I get less angry nowadays but I feel like that's only because my depression has made me numb and I have no motivation to do anything anymore
                I can't will myself into getting help and I don't want to pour money into it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know where you live but if you still have a family doctor check and see if they have any counselors available to talk to. Mine have a couple and they're free to talk to, just hard to book time with. If not, have some heart-to-hearts with a close friend of yours if you haven't already just to take a step to getting better. You got to get out of your funk, start by doing small things to improve yourself.
                The way you're talking reaaaallly reminds me of myself so this is hitting me hard rn. I honestly hope for the best of you anon, you can do it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >close friend

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's alright, I put an arcade stick through a $600 monitor before.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's a rough one oof

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I never punched holes in my walls but I have punched myself in the head many a time.

  156. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This Sonic gameplay is putting me to sleep (and that's a good thing!)

  157. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >runs away the entire game
    >still loses
    lmao

  158. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I know how autistic this sounds, but I kind of believe the rumors that Sakurai hates Sonic. It's the only thingnI can thinknof to explain how shafted he gets in these games.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't listen to Sonic fans. They're convinced Sakurai, Egoraptor, the world and God all hate Sonic and that's why his games suck

  159. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Someone make a new bread.

  160. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    new thread?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  161. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    play against sonix is probably one of the worst things that can happen with a human

  162. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    frick

  163. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MAKE IT STOP FRICK FRICK FUUUUUCK
    YOU FRICKING BAGUETTE JUST WIN

  164. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game 5
    were never gonna be free of sonix are we

  165. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    watch coney RIGHT NOW

  166. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cancer

  167. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is Sonix the first person that went "Yes, I want to be the villain." in smash?

  168. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have a sudden urge to strangle both Glutton

  169. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bro stop getting on the fricking bike god damn.

  170. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gluto will never beat sonix

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He should have forfeited thirty minutes ago and spare us all that torture.

  171. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 melee is better

  172. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who the hell is Karmita?

  173. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >page 10 no new thread
    it was an honour posting this tournament lads

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