Genesis Weekend. Finals Sunday.
Ultimate Time
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Genesis Weekend. Finals Sunday.
Ultimate Time
https://www.twitch.tv/btssmash
Nothing Ever Happens Shirt $21.68 |
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Kneel
im sorry i doubted you
BOOMERsisters, we can't compete
TAKE OFF THE FRICKING MASKSKSKSKSKSKS
zoomers taking over
>A ZOOMER WON A MELEE TOURNEY??????? AHAAAHHAAHAAAAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHA OOMER OOMER OOMER OOMER OOMER
Do you Meleebros here stick around for ultimate or nah
hell no
why not
im an ultichad and I love watching melee
pls do the same for us
convince me to watch anon and maybe I will. Who's based like Jmook?
Sonix, since he ruins ultimate for everyone
Are we talking good or bad when it comes to ruining? If his style is like Jmook you might be able to sell me
no, the bad take
he times out to everyone and makes the viewers sleep
tweek is projected to win but he has to defeat glutonny, spargo/cola
Oof, that's gonna be no Ultimate for me then
Don't listen to him, he's based. Viewers are low IQ hoype soibois anyway, Sonix is saving Ultimate going the gorilla way Melee did
I like the division of opinions anons. Gotta shovel my driveway now so maybe I'll join in the thread after for Ultimate
Sonix is in the exact same spot in Ult meta
>rooting for a sonic
Yeah I’m out
muteace is having the run of his life right
ngl i genuinely forgot there was even a bracket for ultimate
Please no. Smelees leave, NOW!
I've never watched a full match of Ultimate, not gonna start now. If you like Ultimate all the best
ultimates fun to play but an absolute SLOG to watch
Nah gonna go to the gym now.
Don't enjoy it.
Doesn't matter. This place will be filled with Dannycucks anyway, can't get worse than that
the tournament is over, now it's time for netplay
Nope. Majority of them leave.
who is still in?
sonix, leo, muteace, light, spargo, acola, glutonny, tweek
I stick around and if mkleo is eliminated I bail
Yeah, why not
memele is dead
goodnight bros
Bro the maint event is about to start
I love this big homie like you wouldn't believe.
reminder that if chelly hadn't left him to become an eprostitute he wouldnt have had a stroke and become a vegetable
Rate
Melee in G9
JCOOK
rooting for muteace
Reminder that Plup is STILL the official World Champion of this game
Samusbros....it's our turn to win a melee major next, right?
Luigi has a better chance of winning a major than Samus.
>old person wins melee
lmao same people win game dead
>new person wins melee
lmao new people win game dead
I feel like Ganker just wants to claim it's dead no matter what
you are starting to understand.
Have you NOT see the same shitposts and opinions since 2015? Come on man
Top 8 for Ultimate:
>Winners
Sonix (Sonic) v MkLeo (Byleth, Pythra, Joker)
MuteAce (Peach) v Light (Fox)
>Losers
Spargo (Cloud) v あcola (Steve)
Glutonny (Wario) v Tweek (Diddy Kong, Sephiroth)
Mkleo is just using Joker this time
I am expecting a win for him
He had to bring out the rob to beat a min min in pools. Joker isn't that good in this meta.
ok but his rusty Joker did a master class on Tea's Kazuya
1. It's not a rusty joker.
2. MKleo has literally beaten Tea everytime they played, regardless of character. Tea has a worse record than Dabuz(!!!) against him.
I'm a MKLeo fan and you have to agree that his Joker is rusty as hell. Regardless other than acola, Joker's MU is -4 against Kazuya, yet he teared apart the best Kazuya player in the world.
His Joker ain't rusty. Leo literally has been prepping his Joker months ago.
>Joker's MU is -4 against Kazuya
Why are Gankertards who don't play allowed to have opinions?
Just like last tourney, right? /ourguy/ Sonix sweeps
>Mkleo is just using Joker
Frick yeah.
Glutonny and Tweek are /ourguy/s for this tournament, right?
i'm not really a jmook fan but better him than one of those other gays
the only one I really didn't want to win was ibdw. leffen/hbox, yea sure old gods winning. moky/plup I don't really care about either of them. 2saint would've been cool to see a different puff from hbox take it. zain getting the 3peat would've been hype. jmook winning as the first solo sheik in a long time is awesome.
>changing his tag from ibdw to cody
????
he's so much of a narcissist he needed people to call him by his name rather than his "gamer tag"
going to jerk off to sheik hentai tonight
based
best zelda
Who is in the ultimate top 8 lineup?
LEO BROS IT'S OUR TIME
>m2k buttmad on his stream because he wasn't "the first shiek to win a major"
clip please
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1715283206
8:24:53
he's literally lifting on stream rn tho lol
why couldn't I have this brand of autism
quality father son bonding
Which part of this is buttmad exactly?
>ultimate
>ultimate
damn
>empty donut box in the backseat
old habits die hard
looks like he touches teenagers
based
>pedophile behavior
>based
>ultimate players
seek help
Based
>those mini arms
I thought he had like 3 years going to the gym?
You know how long it takes to build muscle coming from nothing without PEDs? I Started working out severely underweight at 120 pounds 6 foot and I would have been ecstatic being that size in 3 years
>predator camping out the school parking lot for prey
he unironically looks like an out of shape 40 year old mexican dad
To be fair, he previously looked like a completely out of shape 60 year old Mexican gremlin grandpa.
Me and you in the octagon mother fricker
>looks like he touches teenagers
Nothing wrong with that completely legal action. I exclusively frick girls 18-21.
Why is he wearing the mask?
My favourite thing about this homosexual is that he's trying to make gymbro posts on Twitter, but all the replies are calling him a fat moron and asking if he plans to apologize to that 15 year old he raped over the internet or whatever they're calling it.
I still can't believe jmook tried to style with the tipper up smash to win the tournament
what a fricking chad
He was two games up, if there's any time to style it's that.
glad that cheating addy-riddled troonysucking homosexual cody lost, based jmook
WE need more peach players in top 8 melee
armada took the character with him
there's still that one dude who's a nurse. I don't remember his name but I recall he had the 35 minute sets against Hbox.
>mango didn't even both to show up to the doubles award ceremony
lol
https://clips.twitch.tv/EnergeticDaintyHamYee-Bnnm4vgAQh9Vuk5O
Nah frick that bro lol, he's out getting fricked up! Probably doing beer bongs with the boys, you wouldn't get it LMAO
is that iCleanWindows in the middle?
My eyes must be failing me. Is that fricking Nintendude?
Mango hopped a fricking flight dude he left
is Ultimate still a shitfest with Steve or did people figure out how to counter him
>is Ultimate still a shitfest with Steve
Never was.
There were ever only two relevant Steve players. Smashgays just love to b***h.
what happened to mang0 anyways?
Post shiek lewds wheres shes thick
Dragongirl>>>
>sonix vs acola finals
the darkest timeline
>sparg0
>leo
>muteace
>light
>gluto
>tweek
smash will be saved tonight there is just too much fundies in a single place
sonix is also fundies
no zero, no click
Zero comes on technicals streams sometimes
woof, absolutely nobody I want to root for there. Guess I'll just root against sonix.
I'm hoping tweek, light, sonix, mk leo, or spargo loses. they all have pretty girlfriends they have no business having because they're nerds. They only got pussy because they are top players.
i hope one of them is cuckolded after his loss today
leave leo alone, dude is living off chag's sloppy seconds
imagine her talking about chags larger penis and he has to play knowing tht.
>11:30 pm
>still hasn't started
Goddamn I hate west coast tourneys.
yeah that's so fricking late ahah
jmook worked so hard to make melee's top 8 go by quickly, too
That's American major tournaments in general. They care more about showing advertisements than the fricking game.
That's American sports in general.
I tried watching the Super Bowl once and I think the game was like 20% of the broadcast.
Greenland?
Chile
oh, dang. I don't really think of South America being as far to the east as it is.
WE WATCHIN TECHNICALS STREAM
>nairo doesnt get to stream but these nobodies do
he fricks children bro
>a 15 year old is a LEteral children!!!
It was just a blowjob at that. He's a gay though so good riddance
i hate useless cancel culture npcs much more than I hate the gays.
they probably did more than that.
it was just [Sodomy]
ftfy
with that being said, Nairo was the one who was assaulted, not the other way around. Zack literally used the fact that he was young as something to hold over nairo's head to extort him.
Enjoy
one post and he cant even do it properly
any interesting storylines for this ultimate top8?
I dont normally watch
-muteace on the run of his life
-light in a good spot to win his first ever super major
-mkleo's joker is back
-sonix andd muteace competing for a summit spot
light already won one over spargo, didn't he?
light's run at smashcon fallfest was insane and he won momocon too but he never won a SUPER major like every other top 5 players
light seems like a cool guy and just plays the character he wants.
I'll root for him.
Assuming he still plays fox.
tweek's eprostitute girlfriend is going to cuck him if he loses again. tweeks desperately fighting to save his relationship
Sonix vs Mkleo runback. Mkleo lost to Sonix 2 weeks ago.
Spargo, Tweek, MKleo rivalry. MuteAce being the dark horse of the Top 8
here's the real red pill, zero was much more charismatic when he was fat and awkward. now he looks like he slurps andrew tate's cum for protein
https://twitter.com/riddlesmk
I'm gonna stick around for the first couple Ultimate sets unless they're dogshit then I'll turn it off. Frankly I like playing Ultimate sometimes, I find it pretty fun, but watching it is eye cancer. The top characters are fricking boring as shit.
Ultimate lads, who are the characters in top 8?
>ultimate players bragging about taking advantage of naive young adults for sex
find someone your own age pops
No.
give it to me straight bros, how soulless are ultimate tournaments?
it's bad.
especially with DLC characters.
The giant drop in viewership pretty much tells all.
No one wants to watch top 8 because the best characters in the game are DLC cancer that are unfun to play against and unfun to watch.
just watch them and form your own opinion
Can't be as bad as melee was just now
can I get a quick run down on ibdw lying about his mom?
it's just schizo larping anon.
cody said he did. and he tends to say a lot of shit no one wants to hear. he probably did.
it was during the big moronic pedo hunt in july 2020
I heard about what he said, but like 3 anons in the last thread said it was a lie, I'm just curious if there's anything to back it up
I'm with you unless there is any good support to the contrary
This was around the time that a few ult players got cancelled for nefarious deeds. Everyone wanted in on the action.
Leffen accused m2k of being an abuser then put a command of !hero in his chat saying that he's not a hero, just an upstanding person.
m2k made a video about his botched circumcision and thus freed himself from any and all suspicion.
IBDW though, gee, I'm really jealous of all the attention Nairo is getting right now and put out a twitlonger about how his mom abused him or something like that. a year later he admitted to having made it up for attention. neither him nor leffen ever got into any sort of trouble for this.
>Leffen accused m2k of being an abuser then put a command of !hero in his chat saying that he's not a hero, just an upstanding person.
Yeah I remember that shit, never watched leffen ever again after that.
>a year later he admitted to having made it up for attention
is there a tweet or a VOD or anything about this?
thanks for the explanations btw
>botched genital mutilation
Uhh I think it did exactly what was expected though?
winner of acola/sparg0 wins the tournament from losers btw
Enjoy
cool.
thanks anon
jesus I forgot Ultimate had a 4kids anime OP
putting jmook next to armada makes armada look really fricking old
that's just cursed swedish genes for you
the lighting is bad and armada would NOT look good bald. dude needs a hair transplant asap.
Literally boomer vs zoomer.
goddamn I miss armada
I still have the shirt he sold to fund his return to evo after he "retired"
The top down lighting is not kind to Armada's thin blond hair, plus he's gained a lot of weight in his face.
jmook looks like a cardboard cutout here
>get fat
>hair thinning out and losing ground
>slips water between loading screens in SM64
>yeah the meta hasn't changed since I left
He was already pretty fat towards the end of his melee career. He was picking up mango's bad habits.
wypipo vs wog
an attempt was made
hold on i'll enhance
enhanced
marvelous
fantastic anon, saved
>*sips glögg*
>Ah jes, Evo 2015, now that was a real super major
Anyone have the scar rant? I heard it was funny
>Brawl releases
>"Heh Melee is dead is amazing"
>Brawl winds up absolute shit no one wants to watch or play
>tr4sh on the horizon
>"Heh tr4sh will save Smash"
>tr4sh releases
>"Heh Melee is dead, Brawl was shit but Sm4sh is incredible"
>tr4sh winds up absolute shit no one wants to watch or play
>Ultimate on the horizon
>"Heh Ultimate will save Smash"
>Ult releases
>"Heh Melee is dead, tr4sh was shit but Ult is incredible"
>Ult winds up absolute shit no one wants to watch or play
You are HERE in the Smash Bros cycle.
It won't be okay for Ultgays to admit Ultimate sucks shit until the next Smash game. Until then they just have to keep defending the Current Thing while Melee stays strong.
ultisharts think meleechads will forgot and assume theyre fresh into the series or something
its never worked
Ult sucks but I will give them credit, it's the best post-melee game, although I did enjoy brawl for a while at the time
Melee is an actual troony game now
sm4sh was based and honest, ult ruined it by trying to appeal to smelee normies
Ultimate make more money and get more views. The Panda ceo mention how melee make him lose money.
still sucks, don't care
>Ultimate make more money and get more views. The Panda ceo mention how melee make him lose money.
On Youtube that's correct. Ultimate doesn't get more lives viewership, it gets it on Youtube clips.
lmao keep crying meleegro. Ultimate has been mogging melee for years now.
>tournament Melee wasn't at
Look at the stream right now.
melee's record at evo was like 150k kek. ultimate absolutely destroyed it and had the biggest viewership ever for the series. it doesn't matter than the subhuman meleegroes at btssmash always put ultimate last. that one time melee was put last, viewership dropped like a rock
....and yet......
melee survived and ultimate died.
everyone you were arguing with back then already knew it and you are still in denial?
Let's make big moves peaked at 90k viewership just a few weeks ago.
this is literally genesis.
the big one.
they gave ultimate the final slot and the viewership went down.
there are no arguments left.
>let's make big moves got more views than genesis
fricking lel
probably viewbotted then
Cope, smelee. It was the most kino tournament either game has seen in years
Lmao the cope
Then explain why some random tournament would get more viewership than genesis
It got more views than Melee Genesis too
The viewership always goes down after grand finals regardless of who's next you dumb newhomosexual.
WRONG
R
O
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That is so fricking wrong it's unreal.
It's always like that for literally every game, it happens at evo and it happens and every other tournament
I've been watching smash tournaments for as long as they've been streamed online. My twitch account is 2009. You're wrong, zoomzoom.
No need to lie on the internet, newhomosexual. viewership always goes down after grand finals because there's like a 30 minute break between games. How much of a moronic newhomosexual do you have to be to not even know that?
>ultimate absolutely destroyed it and had the biggest viewership ever for the series
Actually Melee got more viewership than that with Ludwig's event. Sorry anon. Melee is the most concurrently viewed Smash game breaking over 280million thanks to Lud.
>Alan told hungrybox how little viewship melee get in general
Nope. He said that Ultimate gets more youtube views. Try listening next time. Besides, we already know Melee gets more live viewership because the numbers speak for themselves. You can literally look at the screen right now, there's no sense denying it.
>Ult 54k + 3.2k + 2.7k + 2.3k + 4k + 8k + 0.5k + 0.5k + 1.7k = 76.9k
>Melee 70k peak in grands
What now, smeleecuck? And I didn't even have to go through the entire twitch page, this is just the streams that showed up on my sidebar and on youtube
Ult is going to pass 100k by grands
https://streamscharts.com/channels/btssmash
According to the stats Ultimate generate more views and money than melee.
This is only looking a 1 channel only. Ultimate have the french stream and moistcrtikal. They pay a lot of money to re-stream.
Meleegro buck broken
And 2023? Where are there now?
Let's make big moves had 85k peak viewership a few weeks ago. nobody gives a shit about melee now that there are no 4 gods. some literal who just won and nobody gave a shit
You might wanna check the views again, smelee. Keep in mind Ult is an international game and has popular French and JP restreams, unlike the deadbeat mutt game that Melee is
>You might wanna check the views again, smelee
Okay. I'm looking at the stream right now. Also Alan literally said this himself.
This was all settled when Ludwig ran Melee and Ultimate at the same time and Melee sharted on it in viewership.
I don't know, but Ultgays seem to obsess over it.
>Alan literally said this himself.
what's with the lying? Alan told hungrybox how little viewship melee get in general and that hbox should know that because he mainly play ultimate on twitch.
why lie about live viewership?
>get more views
not for a while now
when i say jenna, y'all say tools
I just want acola to lose I fricking hate this guy he almost never loses I need to see him lose
My gf asked me for the most degenerate sex ever. She wanted to pee on me in the shower then have me pee on her. I did it but I had an erection so much of it got on her face (she laid down in the shower) and she started drinking it. After nutting I feel absolutely fricking scarred and sad. Why are women like this? I feel like I can’t look at her in a cute or innocent way again
smash bros ?
Why did you ever look at her in a cute innocent way? Girls are bred to be prostitutes.
Because she does otherwise cute things like knitting, watching beauty pageants, and by and large has stayed away from bad things. She bought pic related the other day just because she knows I play jiggly puff
Those are irrelevant my dude. Girls crave domination. The cute nerd girl you think is innocent and sweet wants to give herself to Chad.
>My life is so awesome I have such a lewd girl who loves me as my gf and does kinky doujin shit woe is me oh smash bros lol haha
frick you
>looking at a woman you showed with named and cum on as an innocent woman
For once the woman is not at fault. You are moronic
how far along is Ultimate modding? when will we wind up seeing a Project M Ultiamte?
HDR exists, but it won't ever get traction because Switch hacking is a sekrit club for year 1 buyers
It's the easiest thing in the world to set up. At least on pc emulator =^)
is tweek in middle school? major props for this young man for getting so far in a super major
I hope Tweek doesn't choke, I like his Diddy and Seph, better than Wario.
>Immediately picks Sephiroth
It's over
christ, there is literally 0 offstage play
Which is hilarious given that everyone has practically infinite recovery.
yeah it's a sad game
There are some characters that do, just none of the ones that are top tier.
marss got a hot clip yesterday, but you're right for the most part
yup, it's all about the ledgetrappinng and nothing else
hey leff
No point in contesting a top or high tier's recovery in Ultimate.
>no wario ditto
WHY TWEEK
Is tweek balding ? Absolutely JUST
Rivals 2 looks pretty good tbhsenpai
I just wish it had actual characters instead of pokemon rejects
TWEEKSISTERS OUR TIME MIGHT BE UP AIEEEEEEEEE
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE NEXT LEO
J U S T
He needs to put his hoodie back on, only Darth Tweek stands a chance against Glutto
>that salty tweek reaction
l m a o
Whats happining to twerk bros?
i can't listen to EE anymore after i found out after the stealing 50k shit
can I get a QRD?
ZZZ
OK BROS HOLD UP
>Tweek wins LMBM 2023
>gets seeded #1 in Genesis
>instantly gets 7th
AND THIS IS THE NUMBER 1 PLAYER FOR NA?
WHERE IS THE TWEEKhomosexual/KAZUYALOVER/ANTIMKLEO gay RN?
GET FRICKED INCEL moronD IDIOT
Melee and ultimate are both fun.
WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
NO
NO YOU;'RE A FENCESITTER NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE NOWWWWWW
>Mfw i love both games and have fun watching both back to back
Watching these spergs arguing here makes my night lol
wtf did EE clone himself?
why are recoveries so strong
Ultibabs would get filtered if they weren't
why are mexicans so good at smash?
Some mysteries are ment to stay mysteries
They're not very good at the smash that's actually hard
?
hungry box
mang0
>hispanic americans
>mexican
hispanics are hispanics. it's something in their dna.
neither are melee players at any other platform fighter but whatever
they don't want to waste time on a game that will die in two months. Melee is forever.
sure thing chud
proofs in the pudding sir. People still playing nickelodeon all star brawl? Maybe if melee was as easy as ult they could take a few months off but when you have to beat the likes of jmook who practices 5 hours everyday theres no chance.
>Maybe if melee was as easy as ult they could take a few months
like mango? hbox? plup? people who played ult at some point for months and got no results? the only one was wizzy and got top 8 ONCE and lost right away
None of them seriously competed, they just farmed the game for the 12 year old viewers. You have to be a mega moron to say that ultimate has anywhere near the skill ceiling of melee.
not him but that's wrong
hbox tried but he played the puff meme so not 100% serious
armada took it seriously for a decent amount of time and placed top 20 in majors but stopped
mango never took it seriously
plup tried and also had some top 20 placement in majors.
there isnt enough overlap.
but the reality is the ulticucks would never be able to adapt to melee.
I think that if any of the mpicked up high tier characters and took it seriously they would be top ranked in no time. The highest hurdle of the game is adapting to the abhorant input delay and the generous buffer windows when compared to melee. The hardest "tech" you need to learn is dashing, crouching and then flipping the stick backwards.
but that's the thing.
it almost becomes a traditional fighting game at that point and is a lot more about RPS than technical skill.
the things that melee gods are great at simply don't matter here
The melee gods aren't good because of technical ability. Any top level melee player can do whatever tech they need to do. The reason why someone like jmook wins genesis is because he has the reads and reaction abilities to execute a punish in any situation. Also since ultimate has way fewer options overall the rps is actually simpler.
oh and armada, please don't reply to my posts I won't read you anymore
what are you even saying? Ultimate troony's live life in denial.
Unironically because Mew2King coaches Sparg0 and MkLeo
>Mew2King coaches Sparg0 and MkLeo
THE FRICK?
Explain this RIGHT NOW
mew2king isn't as good at ultimate as he was at melee and brawl but he's still god-tier at analyzing matches and shit
You dont need to be necessarily good at the game to be able to coach.
M2K has autism lvls of understanding Smash
m2k also coached ZeRo. Zero was the first player m2k ever gave his full notes to.
>maskless acola
IT'S OVER HE'S GOING FULL STRENGTH
Battle of the shotas incoming
ultimatebabs, how old are these kids playing? whose children are these?
17 and 15 i think
I bet Cinnpie is watching
Frothing rn
>Swedish Alex
>armada in the building
=D
this steve player is the best player of japan right now?
kek what happened? did anyone hear what the person yelled?
SNEED
i thought steve was so op people were considering banning him
That was just the monthly b***hing topic.
After people realize there are only two relevant steve players (and by extension) two relevant Kazuya players), they moved on tot he next b***hing topic.
what's the current b***hing topic?
>presses side b
>pssh nothin personnel
so satisfying to watch steve get shit on for a full 30 seconds as he desperately tries to craft a weapon
i can't believe this moronic steve player is winning everything in japan
imagine being any japanese player watching at this very moment
they are constantly sending this kid death threats so they're probably overjoyed
Melee gay here, ready to give Ultimate a watch. What kino am I in for?
I like MKLeo's Joker and MuteAce's Twitter combos.
They're fun to watch.
Pretty good tbh. Not too many degen charecters thia top 8. I expect it to be pretty good
I just watched Cloud btfo Steve. Steve seems like a gay character but Cloud looks fun to play
Steve is homosexual and wack. He makes random kids top 10 players overnight
The safest combos in any game, ever
>safety
>for "combos"
This is your brain on smelee. Low IQ shitter game
Only shitty character left is sonic
What's shit about him? Only played Ultimate casually so don't know a whole lot
He just runs away, litteraly, its his only gameplan. Imagine puff with falcon run speed
That sounds like absolute cancer. Hoping to see him get fricked up then
>runs away
>builds wall
>digs up diamonds (in minecraft) to power up and replenish his kill move side b that doubles as a recovery AND a command grab for kill confirms
>forced to pick option to deal with the wall
>you get punished for picking option
>repeat ad infinitum
if you play steve you should just fricking have a nice day
Just rush up and threaten him so he can't do that. Worked for Sparg0.
Japan DOES NOT play aggro.
And then Onin got figured out, and now is acola being figured out. Acola is the inverse of Proto, decimates Japan and loses in the west, while Proto decimates the west and loses in Japan.
All steve players have the same ahitty habbits when it comes to anvil, minecart ect ect.
Japs are learning him. He got 9th at a jap tourney last month curtesy of Kameme and Repo.
You're in for
>3-stock games that last 6 minutes
>no comebacks
>no edgeguarding
>watching the only interesting players get BTFO for more 40-minute sonic or steve sets
>short hop auto cancel safe aerial spam
>players fishing for stray hits at 140 because there's very few confirms
however this top 8 is pretty good, ESPECIALLY with acola eliminated. unfortunately sonix is in winners, but then again so is light. so might be good.
>when any mexican is in the set
>quick 9 - 11 minutes of gameplay
>whenever SONIX is in the set
>35 fricking minutes
you just watched the best cloud decimate the best player, and dlc abuser, in japan, absolutely kino
I do not like mexican players
ultimate is neutral simulator 2020
no combos
no edgeguarding
it's just a best of X neutral interaction contest
>not a single rebuttal
enjoy your RPS
that was fricking brutal
he got destroyed
>Steve is.....le broken
Steve IS broken. Look at the sudden rise of no names like DDog, Onin and acola. The thing is that they cannot do well with people that bleed for the game on a daily basis.
Steve players were coasting off of opponents lack of MU knowledge. Outside of Acola and Onin, the other steve players weren't getting amazing results after their breakout result.
Only Acola and Onin are the only Steve players breaking Top 8 in Tourneys with Steve
>steve a god-tier character or at the very least extremely annoying to play against, makes smashies seethe forever because ulti is in maintenance mode
>banjo gutter trash
Banjogays lost.
if leo wins i'll keep watching
if sonix wins i'll go to sleep
>missing loser's bracket leo
acola will continue to dominate in japan because japs can't play aggro so they literally can't do shit against acola
I believe I've been watching smash tournament streams since Brawl was being played
metaknight duos for days
Are the xenoshit characters in top 8 or is this the good timeline?
do you have the stream open?
my guess is no
SEE! EDGEGUARDING! In Ultimate!
I told you Sonix was based
Paizuri Lady
uh oh
can you not poke sonic when he's coming with the spindash? all this guy ever does is shield through it
didn't leo get shat on by sonix the last time he used mythra against him
why is he doing it again
Because his Joker got clapped by Sonix
STOP USING AEGIS
>Playing Sonic's worst matchup
>Still getting destroyed
Where is your god now Leotards?
xenoshit is so fricking gay dude
frick you Black person
xenoblade 2 is one of thew best games on the switch and homura/hikari are fun as frick in ultimate
Haven't been keeping up with the ult scene for a while. Is Leo washed?
Leo is not even remotely washed. He still one of the most consistent Smash player and still arguably the best player
Hes still number 1 its just debatable now and also he has a gf now so he's probably not at full potential
Yes
He has got one top 3 placing in his last six tourneys. Consistent my ass
After dominating 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021 and 2022.
kys
Your god is slain Leotard, Spergo won
his gf has lowered his power level growing tired with never being defeated hes become....complacent....
Does anyone besides "Angie" like sonix?
JUEGO CUATRO
I see Ultimate has 5x the viewers than Smelee. Almost as if a 20 year old glitch simulator that only old ass men are still bothering with.
>Sonix
Honest fundies player, character loyalist, pushing the metagame
>Leo
DLC pass 2 matchup abuser
Welcome to the Rise of Sonix
>Sonic
>fundies
Seethe. Sonic will save Ultimate
>Sonix
Honest
To the anons that told me Sonic was a homosexual character, I can kinda see why now. Been a fun set to watch regardless, glad I decided to tune into Ultimate for once
God damn ultimate is terrible
Lets not pretend Melee games don't go to time, anon.
Blame sonic
Let's also not pretend you're not just watching the same five characters over and over again. At least you get some variety in Ultimate.
I've seen ultimate top eights with 4 characters and melee top eights with 7
>Crowd cheering for a timeout
>For Leo
>For aegis
What a timeline.
How often do games go to time in Ultimate?
It only happen with Sonix. Not Sonic mains just SoniX
Gotcha. Already hate how gay this guy plays but I'll respect the play if it wins
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THAT. WAS. AWESOME.
>he/him
really
america
>sword DLC character
MKleo wins. I'm not sure why people watch this
Game 4 always powers him up, the frick.
what happened to coney?
He's streaming the tourney right now
Cancelled for soliciting nudes from a minor
>people shitting on sonic when Leo's playing mythra/pyrha
are you guys trolling or
i'll never cheer for a sonic, regardless of who they're playing against
could Zero survive in today's Era? Or are there too many children in attendance that he would not be able to control himself?
Zero sucked at ultimate from day 1, literally lost to armada
>player gets knocked off by a 1 or 2 hit combo
>they recover for free
>player gets knocked off by a 1 or 2 hit combo
>they recover for free
>player gets knocked off by a 1 or 2 hit combo
>they recover for free
>player gets knocked off by a 1 or 2 hit combo
>they get blastzoned now
>repeat until game over
ledgehoggers actually believe this. you are entirely blind to ledgetrapping, but stage control aside, you DIDN'T see those edgeguards against aegis just now? literal moron.
>you are entirely blind to ledgetrapping
NTA, but ledgetrapping being so heavily favored over edgeguarding, combined with the game's low knockback growth and large blastzones, does make the game a lot slower and less interesting than it could otherwise be.
different to melee where characters are versatile with their options in ultimate characters are stripped down to categories, some can edguard some can not, those who can't edgeguard rely entirely ledgetraping, as you saw sonic can and will edgeguard (that's how sonix beat spargo), kazuya, weirdly enough, has an average ledgetrap but can edgeguard easily, and so on, it depends on the matchup
Ask yourself this, is it really that much better than getting chain grabbed or tech chased to death?
>reverse 3-0
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MKLEO IS GOING TO FRICK ANGIE SONIX. SHES GOING TO GET FRICKED NOW BECAUSE YOU LOST
GET SHIT ON SONIXgayS
Always heard of how good this Leo guy is. Watching that set I can see why. That was fun to watch minus the sonic homosexualry
>Low IQ Black person thinks Sonix was camping and not Leo
I might be moronic but that whole time it looked like the sonic was trying his absolute best to avoid any fight engagement. The MKleo buddy was initiating most fights. Educate me please
Feel free to rewatch the game
>Leo sits in shield half the stage away
>Sonic has to dash and hit the shield
>Leo tries to punish and then runs away again
>repeat
That's how you UNIRONICALLY win against Sonic
Yes, and it's called being lame and camping. A valid strategy if you wanna win, sure, but don't rewrite history and say "wow Sonic wasn't engaging at all" when he was the only one furthering the game state
Leo was platform camping where spindash won't combo. And spotdodges with Mythra allow him to fish for the DLC bullshit to get easy kills while even a normal spotdodge fricks up all of Sonic's up close and spindash combos
Also, there's a reason the games Sonix won went a lot faster. Leo literally had to camp him out despite playing his worst matchup
Is Leo ever in a boring game? The guy knows how to make shit tense
What happened to D1
cancelled for having drunk sex with a girl becuase she regretted it after throwing up on him and women can't be held accountable for their own decisions
had sex
cancelled
i think he turned into a genshin streamer or something like that
he's still streaming but is permabanned from the community
is muteace a troony?
>he/him
just asian
WE LOST MELEESISTERS
fixed
Didn't Melee only get like 10k or something?
idk but it was higher than 62K
>people think Sonic was campy
>despite him being almost the only one to actually go on the offense 90% of the time
UltimateBlack folk have no taste
M
K
LEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Frick sonix
Lets fricking go light
I hope this moron Light loses
Same, how dare he not be an intellectual Steve main
Spacies should just be top tier in all Smash game. They have the best matches out of all characters no matter what Smash.
that g9 shirt looks like a '69' shirt. copping dat shit rn fr.
>he/him
he looks like a troony and plays peach
>the bomb
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
he's literally just a gay, not a troony
Peach is cool
MuteAce is making me want to learn how to play Peach
Go for it, she's fun as hell
I like peach
Is it true that since Mang0 bustered out like a massive b***h so did his fanbase from watching top 8?
Yes. In a fit of rage over being ranked 3rd to aMSa's 2nd due to a minor difference in tournament rankings, he bustered out at 97th playing Doc against Taj's Mewtwo.
The frick, wasn't it really a close difference? Like decimal points?
Yes
Yes. You could make a good argument for either guy. If it's the main reason why he sandbagged he's an absolute loser
>joke around all year
>"aaa i'm da goat aaaa"
>guy who takes game seriously gets better results
>WTF THAT'S UNFAIR! THAT'S BULLSHIT! I DESERVE TO BE NUMBER TWO WAH WAH WAH!!!!
What did Mang0 seriously mean by this?
This is why I'll never have 100% respect for Mang0. When he's in the zone he creates some of the best Melee to watch ever, but he gets upset so easily, johns a good amount so his losses don't seem as bad, when infact it's even worse because that just shows your mental game is garbage.
He’s always been like this
Before people gave him a pass because he was a kid now though? This homosexual is 30 and that shit wore thin years ago on a lot of people
Yeah, I love mang0's gameplay but this shit is a total b***h move any way you look at it
What I don't understand is how Cloud9 puts up with his shit. I know he's a big streamer and has a huge following but he just makes the brand look bad pulling shit like this. This type of shit makes sponsors not happy
>What I don't understand is how Cloud9 puts up with his shit.
Because for every one person who calls him out for his shitty behavior, there are five dick suckers in line to lick underneath his nutsack.
Basically the Pokemon/Game Freak of Melee players.
Very true. Mango's fans are absolute gays for still going along with his shit, goes to show that most of them have to be underage
Because he still draws a crowd and brings in the money. As long as he can do those two things, they will tolerate his bullshit.
I know and it's sad man. I'm hoping he gets punished privately behind the scenes because it;s just pathetic to get away with it all the time for so long
ya he sandbagged hard playing Dr Mario and went out in 96th place, most likely because of the Armada twitlonger and him getting 3rd instead of 2nd in the rankings even though the difference between him and Amsa was so fricking tight
>armada twitlonger
what
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1ss7ef9
>look up Armada twitlonger
>it's just Armada being asspained because Mango said Armada wouldn't be able to get results if he came back
>"t-the meta has barely changed in all the y-years I've been gone. I'm not mad"
>this goes on for 10,000 word essay
lmao what a fricking baby
They both acted like homosexuals, but the fact that this made Mango seethe this hard to sandbagging a supermajor is beyond sad and hilarious. The guy's in his 30s with the mental of a toddler
how long before muteace transitions?
DLC is gay
impressive how fox is broken in both melee and ultimate
>glance at twitch chat
>it's just a wall of ESAM BALD with some arabic
ayo you alright sometimes zoomers
Does anyone have the Smash Ultimate sexual predator power rankings
idk but #1 is the pedo girl that was fricking WaDi
what happened with that jap zackray last time i heard about him he was a pokemon unite pro player
Love my mans zackray but he took a break and fell off the face of the earth skill wise in ultimate it seems
so, he was going to compete in grand finals for a multimillion dollar tournament in pokemon unite, but was automatically dq'd because his teammate overslept and costed him that mega prize so he came back to ultimate.
>The robotic feet didn't kill
>But the ass did.
>TAUNTS
>LOSES
WHY IS LIGHT LIKE THIS
to be fair, he got robbed out of that up smash.
How much you can survive in Ultimate is kind of bullshit. Light got three great openings in high percentage and doesn't get rewarded for it with a win.
MUTEACE LET'S FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>>>>
JESUS FRICKING CHRIST
is fox's backair that insurmountable? Why do so many player let light spam that?
DUNNO GUYS THAT MATCH LOOKED PRETTY DARK TO ME LOL
>peach is literally the same character in ultimate as in melee
for what purpose
Wow great set! Might start watching more Ultimate now, well done
Are you ready for Amsa to get fat on the North American diet?
>he’s eating goyslop
It’s over amsabros, he will never win a tournament again
But all the other top players do that all the time. Hell you could argue there is a weight requirement of two hundred plus to be a constant champ.
MKLEO
VS
SAMSORA (FORMA DE MUTEACE)
WHO TAKES IT
I think last time they played, Muteace got rekt so bad, maybe I'm misremembering.
>Aegis
If it was pre FP2 I'd give nu-MuteAce a good shot. But that character is Peach's worst matchup by far
That peach waveshine was so sick holy shit.
Good shit
What the hell happened to Riddles? Are his jimmies rustled or what?
After getting reverse 3-0'd by Mkleo's marth I'd be a bit salty as well honestly
>Are his jimmies rustled
Very.
extremely rustled
This game looks so shit to play compared to Meele. It seems like you can have success with a wider selection of characters tho
That's practically the selling point of the game
>more character variety
>but everyone has way less options and the game is slower
The game is literally faster than every matchup in Melee except spacies vs spacies and spacies vs low tiers
???
The Sheik vs Fox Melee grands was literally slower than the Peach vs Fox set we just saw in Ult. This goes for most Melee matchups that don't have spacies/Falcon being dominant
define "fast"
it may have taken more times, but the interactions per minute were far higher and there was more going on from a metagame point of view.
>rtc
>interactions
lol. Ultimate had far more going on between those two sets, especially on the Peach end of things. That sequence in game 3 or 4 where jmook's fair sent the other way was the only non-flowchart interaction we saw that set; everything else was the most flowchart sheik fox play we've seen a billion times before
you are an actual monkey. Your shallow understanding must be a result of your bralizian heritage.
no u
Yeah its pretty hilarious how meleegays turn a blind eye to any puff or peach matchup kek. Hell even shiek just tech chases the whole match
Peach Puff represents 1% of Top 128 matches streamed
Steve or Sonic represent like 20% of every Top 8 on average
Both games' fans ignore loads of shit just to act superior to the other
Smash fans in general are a bunch of gays and no one should listen to anything they say
The most sensible comment I've seen in a smash thread in a while
Tribalism were everyone pretends their shit doesn't stink
Agreed. I enjoy watching high level play, I give no fricks about complaining about 1 game being worse than the other
yeah bro, it's faster, that's why ultimate matches are played with more stocks than melee matches
Melee has more combos and movement but the core game of smash is inherently lame and you see that in melee with any matchup that doesn't have a space animal in it
>another finals that goes beyond 12am because.... idk
West coast friends stay winning
Melee took over 9 fricking hours for no reason. It's funny how Ultimate is the slower game, and yet it's gonna end in 1/3rd of the time.
good night everybody.
melee delivered for me. hbox beat leffen. ibdw lost.
>hbox beat leffen. idbw lost.
and all was right in the world
Sonix is an honorary Black person
It's over.
Nooooooooooooooo, viva la france!
U LA LAAAA
ultimate is the first smash game since 64 and melee I've actually enjoyed playing
although I get angry at it extremely quickly
We all do anon, it's okay
but then I get angry at everything except my main fighting game very quickly
even that game I end up hating sometimes and there was a period where I was putting holes in my wall because of it and the only real reason I stopped is that I play it far less
I don't like hearing this anon, you gotta be able to control that anger. I've had an issue like this when I played alot of CS, brings the absolute worst out of me. Try and find the fun in the game again and focus less on being uber-competitive, I believe in you
as long as you don't smash your controller on the ground after you lose like a b***h
I used to take the controller and swing it by the wire into the floor as hard as I could until it exploded into pieces
Only broke a controller once, I just hard spiked that fricker into the ground so fast. Felt like absolute shit right after, never good to let the anger overtake you
I have to break or hit something or hurt myself when I get really angry
nothing else calms me down
Anon no 🙁 Get a stress-ball or something man at the very least. You might need some counseling of some sort, nothing wrong with getting help. I wished I did years ago because it took me a long time to get better. I'm rooting for you bro
I get less angry nowadays but I feel like that's only because my depression has made me numb and I have no motivation to do anything anymore
I can't will myself into getting help and I don't want to pour money into it
I don't know where you live but if you still have a family doctor check and see if they have any counselors available to talk to. Mine have a couple and they're free to talk to, just hard to book time with. If not, have some heart-to-hearts with a close friend of yours if you haven't already just to take a step to getting better. You got to get out of your funk, start by doing small things to improve yourself.
The way you're talking reaaaallly reminds me of myself so this is hitting me hard rn. I honestly hope for the best of you anon, you can do it
>close friend
It's alright, I put an arcade stick through a $600 monitor before.
That's a rough one oof
I never punched holes in my walls but I have punched myself in the head many a time.
This Sonic gameplay is putting me to sleep (and that's a good thing!)
>runs away the entire game
>still loses
lmao
I know how autistic this sounds, but I kind of believe the rumors that Sakurai hates Sonic. It's the only thingnI can thinknof to explain how shafted he gets in these games.
Don't listen to Sonic fans. They're convinced Sakurai, Egoraptor, the world and God all hate Sonic and that's why his games suck
Someone make a new bread.
new thread?
Yes
play against sonix is probably one of the worst things that can happen with a human
frick
MAKE IT STOP FRICK FRICK FUUUUUCK
YOU FRICKING BAGUETTE JUST WIN
>game 5
were never gonna be free of sonix are we
watch coney RIGHT NOW
Cancer
Is Sonix the first person that went "Yes, I want to be the villain." in smash?
I have a sudden urge to strangle both Glutton
Bro stop getting on the fricking bike god damn.
gluto will never beat sonix
He should have forfeited thirty minutes ago and spare us all that torture.
>inb4 melee is better
Who the hell is Karmita?
>page 10 no new thread
it was an honour posting this tournament lads