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jmook pls
When are the top 4 for doubles for both games? The schedule they provided is fricked
looks like top 4 doubles is tomorrow
ultimate doubles are done
For me, it's HungryChad
Melee Streams:
https://www.twitch.tv/btssmash
https://www.twitch.tv/btssmash3
Ultimate:
https://www.twitch.tv/btssmash2
https://www.twitch.tv/btssmash4
HBox has got this. Winners bracket is a clownshow and Mang0 will choke.
Didnt Mang0 abandoned Amsa and went to see the eagles game?
mango always says stupid shit like that every single tournament. he's just butthurt that he got 3rd on the 2022 top 100 ranking
>he's just butthurt that he got 3rd on the 2022 top 100 ranking
He gets what he deserves
Why did Zain get first?
Because he's really good at the game
But aMSa and Mango were better in the second half of the year
the ranking isnt only about the second half of the year
then why count the first half of the year if they already had a ranking for the first half of the year?
that ranking is more like a "current standing so far" kind of thing.
imagine the best celebraties you can bring up in this "sport" are 2 fat unkempt alcoholic losers. are those THE alphas in the SSM community PFFFFFFFFFFFFFLOL
I just stopped caring during the lockdowns. Watching a bunch of vaxxies play without proper lung support means they'll never again play at their peak level.
The peak is higher than it has ever been.
NTA. But this is the first Genesis I've watched in 2 years. I'm definitely surprised that they still have to wear masks, even while playing. And thats even after the entrance say you have to be triple vacced.
Just imagine how much better their performance would have been if their airflow wasn't obfuscated.
"lung airflow obfuscation" isnt even the problem with the vaccines. lurk more.
I'm talking about the masks they're wearing you idiot. You know the thing that prevents you from breathing in?
>aMSa khalid
didn't they already play?
Frick you guys I made a thread hours ago and no one joined.
I could beat literally anyone on Ganker at Smash Remix
You probably play Young Link or Sonic, homosexual.
I play everyone.
Except Sheik because that was a gay boring addition.
Please fricking god somebody talk Armada into coming back or let him catch some spark that ignites it all again. Please.
Also holy shit the copium mangonation had when Amsa rightfully got ranked above him.
>another foreign player using a non top 5 character starts ranking above mango
mango is stuck in a time loop
1. aMSa
2. mango
3. Zain
4. I Be Dicking Wounds
5. Juangrybox DeBAIRdma
6. Johnathon Mook
Others who cares they don't win anything.
why didn't you guys enter the /smashg/ tournament?
I dunno but I'll play some games with you anonymouses later after I eat my foods.
i don't browse /vg/ and playing fighting games with randoms isn't fun to me
I'm not good at the game.
why did plup change colors?
legacy tarnished
What does he do now? I'm OTT with PPMD
grifts the community
why does he keep saying he's going to compete again, he obviously doesn't want to
To get morons to give him money.
>tune into random PPMD stream
>PRACTICE!
>tfw this Black person still deludes the few homosexuals sticking around he will ever return
And then they kiss?
No hbox pats his face and calls him cute
so did mang actually leave?
any low tier heroes doing well?
Only Axe and aMSa.
Haven't seen Ringler or Franz yet.
Don't know if Aklo is there slugging it out with Link.
I wish hunybear would compete, his link is really strong
ringler dq'd
franz got sent to losers by jflex, but is in top 64.
>ringler dq'd
what did he do? Throw a bunch of bannanas a handful of Vietnamese dongs at his opponent?
probably just signed up but didn't show up.
Catch!
They're not in Maryland.
who is the goat?
hbox or mango
hbox
Mango
armada unironically
He's good and was dominating for a couple years, then Hbox caught up and he got immediately buttmad and left
he was tilted big time by hbox yes
but he was still securely #1 by a large margin when he stopped
this is like saying Isai is the goat
Ken is the GOAT
How? Mang0 had literally 0 number 1 rankings since 2013 you fricking Black person homosexual, a longevity of losing is not impressive
hbox or mang0, whoever retires last
Robert Scarnewman
did this really happen?
was blur actually mafia?
Scar was mafia.
must have been hype as frick irl
that's insane.
do you know which year this was?
Yes. Scar was mafia.
USA USA USA
Post the VOD
Sick of all the lame-asses in these threads that don't recognize the greatness of Scar.
n3z was the best town of all time
Armada, easily.
Armada and it is not even close.
kinda dumb argument, all things considered.
The truth of the matter is that competition at the present is the only thing that matters and as long as the game itself keeps pushing forward that's enough.
You can say that Armada is because he never really lost, but Armada 5 years ago would be easily beaten by most players in top 16 today. So it's a fallacy to say he's the best player when he's not better than the current players. Likewise it's difficult to say Mang0 is the best when his carrier is all over the place even if he stayed being a top player so consistently. Same with HBox as his period of dominance only lasted for a while.
So rather than chasing a dumb title I believe it's best to see who's on top right now and look forward how their new tech changes the game.
>You can say that Armada is because he never really lost, but Armada 5 years ago would be easily beaten by most players in top 16 today
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
Armada hasn't been playing smash at all in the past 4ish years unless he secretly plays on Slippi or something
If he just shows up to a tournament and starts playing suddenly, he's not going to win and he probably wouldn't even make top 8 until he played and practiced more
That's not what the OP said. He said Armada at his peak 5 years ago would lose to top 16 shitters RIGHT NOW.
Good point my bad
there's a reason why he an PPMD don't compete, which is they wouldn't get results. If they dare to touch a tournament they'd likely not get into top 8.
That's why he defends his title hiding behind the veil of twitter clout and not in any tournament. He's a washed up has-been at this point.
Leffen left for a single year playing Strive and he was a tech roll away from being kicked into losers by a DK
>leffen had to switch to a notorious low-tier killer to win
based Ringler
>If they dare to touch a tournament
imagine putting Armada and PPMD even remotely in the same fricking category on this, just goes to show how fricking moronic you are. have a nice day.
both are just low test twitter homosexuals
don't you think it's a bit naiva to assume the best player cannot continue to adapt and push the pinnacle?
https://streamable.com/lvtkhq
HAHAHHAHA SAN JOSE STILL WITH A VAXX MANDATE YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>Check out stream
>It's still pools
Why is this tourney starting so late?
>Ridllers, Marss, Cosmos IN LOSERS BRACKET
>ESAM, THE BEST PIKACHU IN THE WORLD OUT AT 65RH
Can you explain me why people rate ESAM?
I miss posting smash images. There was a time when these threads were regular.
I don't even remember making this one. Seems like I was a Newark gang anti.
>PPMD
>/ourguys/
no fricking way.
PPMD was well loved here years ago.
He is a fricking homosexual now.
Axe is a literal sweetheart. Bless him.
the greatest player to ever touch the game is armada.
the person who wins the "most" tournaments over the game's lifetime is another metric.
nah bro Pelé retired that homie dodging competition Naymar is goat trust me he still around
>greatest player to ever touch the game is armada.
here's the problem, all the things that made Armada great back in the day are the new standard for "mediocre" players today. He was the ebst player to ever touch the game in 2018, but I don't think he'd perform nearly as well with today's level of competition. The scene blazed past ahead of him after slippi
absolutely fricking delusional and disproved by leffen fricking off forever playing adifferent game and just coming back being in the exact same spot he left at
delusional fricking copium npc think
This tbh, PP also returned to that doubles tournament a couple years ago with some literally who friend of his and got to like top 3 over Hbox/Crunch.
Players like PP and Armada were top level for their ability to constantly adapt to the meta and also download other players. It would take them a month of catch-up to adapt to new shit like slide-offs and whatnot and then they'd be good to go. They'd likely still be top 15 on return.
>lozr
>literally who
please have a nice day
What's LOZR's highest ever Melee placement?
He's not even Mango's Friend Lucky level.
naive *
>Armada
>Mango
lmao
This lil homie went on the biggest esports winning spree in history. He is the undisputed Smash GOAT and life GOAT as well.
>become the greatest esports player of all time
>make a living playing video games
>come back from Leffen and some bawd making up lies about him
>marries his waifu
>goes back to making a living playing video games
>gets Ganker and mogs Ganker
>refuses to elaborate
literally no one is talking about smash 4.
MKLeo aka DANNY DEVITO is better than him
Not to mention M2K made ZeRo his b***h
It's kinda funny how the biggest shitters abusers need Diddy Kong to be as dominant, now Tweek is doing the same
Tweek and mkleo surpassed him a long time ago.
>making up lies about him
he still asked a 14yo girl on his discord to send him vag pics, that hasn't changed.
Is /our/ guy here?
Is he still a vegetable? I feel bad for him... Used to watch his sunshine speedruns.
He's doing well enough to stream, but you can tell he's still recovering he struggles reading chat and donations sometimes.
Yes. He now streams all the time being a literal vegetable and all he says is
>uhmmm
>yeah
>hehehehehhe
>well...yeah haha heheheh
>oh shit
>yeah hehehehe
to grift as much as possible
I just skimmed through one of his recent VODs and it was word for word what you wrote. man...
stroke fricked him up, hopefully he gets more of his vocabulary back.
>grift
the part of his brain that knew how to speak literally died, homosexual.
the last stream I saw he was reading the PGR and he was making good progress.
i thought maining falcon was supposed to give a buff against trooning out?
Armada can't be the GOAT because he's a fragile little b***h who cried on twitter about light banter.
essy is cal??
redpill me on zion
troonys REAL mad about him
have I missed anything so far?
Yes.
Mango is missing. Presumably drunk at a basketball game.
He really did b***h out I guess.
Nevermind he actually just lost to Taj.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
taj beat mango??
>stream overlay said mango vs umarth next
>it changed to taj vs umarth
>mango in losers all ready
He's just throwing so he won't miss the Eagles game tomorrow. Based.
>nickemwit
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH imagine being mango and thinking you deserve #3 then lose to taj
this guy managed to fool the entire community into respecting him, imagine that
LMFAO
what's wrong with him saying "if you beat me, you beat me"?
Alright, take a look at the next tweets you little homosexual
Isn't it funny when Armada went out because he hated the community that gave him zero credi, this very guy shit on him for years?
im not a mango hater but he's physically incapable of appreciating another player's skill
only if that other player is in contention of being considered better than him
That is pre-johns that's for sure
I dunno who wasn't giving Armada credit back then tho
Now take a look at the tweet after that homosexual
>pussied out
exactly the point you fricking Black person
going secondary is the most pussy shit ever
Holy frick lmfao
>no listen I am the goat because armada retired I'm still around
>completely disregarding that his record is losing for 10 years against all the guys that went on to #1 and he never made it to #1 again
>shit like this happens all the time
You have to be a literal NPC to rank this homosexual above Armada
b-b-b-bb-b-b-bb-b-b-bb-b-b-b-but Mang0 da GOAT
>the backpedal pre-john
holy shit mang0 is a homosexual
Are you (royal You) unable to say "if you beat me, you beat me" and "i have 0 motivation for this tournament" at the same time?
>only taking "if you beat me you beat me" from the first tweet as if it said nothing else
cope, have a nice day
he also said nothing is an excuse to lose, dork
>genesis 2
>mango beats taj in top 8
>genesis 9
>taj beats mango in top 256
I guess this time Mango was the one to unplug his controller and forfeit my ngga
mang0gays quiet once again, doesnt it get tiring?
h-he just lost on purpose! he just wants to go watch a football game instead of playing at a major! that's why he's the goat!!!!
reached plat 2 on slippi with solo falcon today
feels good man
really hope that Leo becomes paralyzed for life
if you become a kpop fan to the point of making it your tag you deserved to be jumped in the street
>newbies not understanding mango has to be in losers at Genesis for his plot armor bonus
>Genesis 3 was 7 years ago
wait did mango really lose to taj off stream
who is ckyucklquineater
So why are people saying that Mango is the GOAT and not MKLeo?
two entirely different games
nobody fricking cares about shit games have a nice day troony Black person
we do not sign our posts here
NOT
A
REPLY
Yes but Mango JOHNS every fricking time somoene defeats him
Armada is more of a GOAT than him
what does that have to do with mkleo?
i agree that armada is the greatest
>dumbass can't read the thread and realize people are talking about melee
MKLeo doesn't play Melee.
I don't understand how anyone plays Mewtwo. It's the only character I refuse to play when I random onto it.
Went to the charcter I hate most to my most played secondary. If you take a week fricking around with him you notice he's the character with the coolest moveset in the game that unfortunately got completely shafted by some decisions.
He's sick, you just have to get used to him
he's like Luigi, his wavedash is really long and it's fun to move around with him
What's the point of requiring masks at these events if you're still allowed to do this?
It may be some stupid state law saying they have to require it upon entry and attempt to enforce it in venues
No, the troony TO cucks mandate vaxx and masks even in states where it isn't law anymore. The community is just that cucked.
Then that's ultra gay
my LOCALS require, mask, vaxx, AND latest booster
I fricking hate north carolina and the homosexuals who live here
I find it funny how they "mandate masks" and then people on commentary aren't wearing masks and hanging out real close, pretty much defeating the purpose of their dumb rules
This is why the Smash community and FGC is dead.
troony parading, mask enforcin', degenerate drama homosexual "communities".
the FGC died with mike ross
FGC died when that homosexual at Twitch who tried to be famous in the FGC got hired at Twitch.
He started merging the *GDQ crowd with the FGC and Smash events started getting the rest.
Fish something?
I miss grassroots so much.
The money wasn't worth it whatsoever.
>dead
>events still happening everywhere
I will never understand what you losers mean when you claim something is dead.
yes, esports everywhere
yet the community is dead
are you merely pretending to be moronic?
No I am just trying to work out how it's dead and all you do is vague statements.
go to your nearest local, report back
I went to one on Thursday at a bar. Had about 40 people there, seems pretty alive to me.
figurative death you dummy.
Ah so it's just you coping about imaginary shit.
Pic related is Genesis 4. Remember the good days
HOW DO YOU GET HIT WITH THAT THREE TIMES
shook
>that confusion thru stage
>These threads have always been allowed on Ganker
Yeah, no shit, it's video games related. Are you fricking moronic?
Tell that to the mod that anchored the last one.
Frick off, tripgay.
So why do so many people in these threads pretend to be anti vax?
>new IP
>off topic
Umm ackshually I already posted in the thread.
Uh oh, smash troony confronted with a world outside of his mentally ill circle can't fahtom people not being NPCs
>NPC meme
Be original and also you didn't answer my question.
You will never be fully vaccinated.
Congrats on participating in the worlds largest human experiment.
Pretend?
Vaccines cause autism bro, wtf.
Then why are you autistic?
Because my great great great great grandfather took one -_-
>jags lose
>mang0 throws a tantrum because he doesnt like his placement on some nerds' headcanon ranking list
>eagles are going to beat the giants
frick this gay shit
imagine Armada ever going out 97th, he would literally never hear the end of it
mango just comes out next tournament and goes like 5th and everythings forgiven
>mango eliminated
holy shit what a b***h
By who?
Why is he like this? Why can't he just be the sickest man to ever pick up a gamecube controller?
>It's just like, for real man like, fuego, like it really do be like that sometimes yknow, like sometimes it's like mango he's like the GOAT man bbut then other times likes... Yknow what I'm sayin? Hahahaha, nah but like Kobe man when he shoots he shoots he be makin' those shots from downtown that's like them Falco lasers man you need those freethrow shots on point haha like Yoshi with them eggs man it's like tossin' those three pointers listening some hood music got his lil wayne blastin' in those headphones beefin' him up Sorry 4 The Wait carrying him man shoutout to Barrels man oldschool NorCal player loved lil wayne one of the best Doc players to ever do it man mad shoutouts to him back in the day I member Genesis 2 man we played teams, we got rocked but it was a good time though like lowkey for real sometimes it's fun just to game some doubles with a friend man win or lose.
HMW da commentary GOAT no cap
Isn't abbe the guy leffen sexually assaulted?
good point, why isn't leffen banned?
>why isn't leffen banned?
Because his cuck fanbase keeps supporting him.
protected by the dark triads
Somebody should honestly just kill him for his transgressions.
i would too, dude is prime femboy material
WHERE is the homosexual that defended this moron?
>NOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DID I NOT GET RANKED #1 FOR WINNING ONLINE TOURNAMENTS
>tfw he literally can't get #1 anymore so now he starts crying he should get ranked first for fricking online kek
>you didn't give me the rank I wanted so I'M LEAVING!
what a baby
No seriously, what is he whining about? His hog wife not giving him enough blowies or something?
he got third in the top 100 ranking for 2022. please note that the difference between him and amsa was .1 points. this is so mentally devastating to him to the point where he wants to quit the game.
he was placed 3rd overall in the melee rankings below amsa. he unironically got butthurt about it and sandbagged his genesis run in protest
He got rightfully ranked #3 and was so salty about it he threw a tantrum
back to his shitty hamplanet wife, what a shitter
I'm gonna assume you're talking about me and I'm laughing at how much he's whining
>this homosexual claims to be the GOAT at anything other than knocking up trailer trash
where is the iDBW schizo?
Pretty sure everyone hates ibdw, not just one schizo
Absolute state of mangogays
lol
So the question now is whether or not he's going to abandon aMSa for 2s tomorrow
the man that killed the kid
mang0cucks
QUIET.
is mango okay
he's always been a buster, of course he's okay
https://twitter.com/moky_dokie/status/1616968382967959552
>https://twitter.com/moky_dokie/status/1616968382967959552
Based.
Moky is a homosexual but hes right about mang0
>g-going airplane mode
Pussy b***h
moky is an absolute homosexual but he's right on this one. everyone else in the community taking their main account ranking on slippi ranked but mang0 is too afraid to play anything other than mario and doc and fall back on "low tier" cope and instead will just shit on lucky for 6 hours in unranked and act like he's the goat
he should have just done what leffen did, get number 1 with his main, and then number 2 with his secondary.
He cares way too much about rankings to risk playing his main in ranked
its actually fricking embarrassing. I tried watching his stream and he brings it up every 3-4 minutes
what a baby, ranked has literally no bearing on the top 100.
no one said it did.
it's still a public ranking with publically displayed losses. and clearly "public rankings" are the entire issue here.
He could've received GOAT status if he just sat back and let his fanbase do the work. His own insecurity is taking it away from him
yeah but then might lose on his main which is what he's afraid of. even fricking hungrybox who refuses to do friendlies for practice is willing to lose on his main account but mango treats it like a joke cause he's too afraid to show his dickriders he isn't "le goat"
>m-muh legacy frick rankings
PP hasn't played in 7 years because he's scared of rankings
And he knows that is because he can't compete
The true gods have let it rest, hence why M2K, Aramada and PPMD knew their time was over
Hbox still has some fuel on his motor but Mango is the most basic b***h moron ever for refusing to attend and refusing to play mains in ranked
Also I hoipe you delete yourself mangogayboy. Top players are top players because they are consistently at the top, not to randomly job at 96th. Look at
, the japanese came into Canada, grinded, and now he is Mango's bracket demon.
lol
lamo even
>Mango is the most basic b***h moron ever for refusing to attend and refusing to play mains in ranked
I just don't understand him. He's proven he can still do it. Why is he so obsessed with the validation of others?
Forever insecure because deep down he knows Armada is the greatest to ever touch a controller
That's why he literally reffers to himself as the goat to make sure nobody forgets where they stand on the issue
Twitter.com destroyed most of his brain cells.
Many such cases
when you've built your brand as the "goat", anything that could threaten that image is going to scare him
Because internet points and fame
Also armada being greater than him
>hype yourself up as the GOAT and convince yourself you can beat anyone easily
>forget to grind, get humiliated, and seethe
>channel your pure seethe into melee and claw your way back to the top
>repeat steps 1-3 ad infinitum
this is going to be a repeat of 2022. just you watch.
It's all so tiresome. Can we just fast forward to when he stops being a shitter again?
m2k still goes to tournaments, but only local and mid tier ones that more or less ensure he wins and gets the prize money.
It's not just Moky and the ranked scene thats the problem. Melee as a community has a problem with Egotistical wigger moron behavior. It has since the old days and it continues to this day. Back in the day you'd get called everything under the sun for playing Peach, IC's or anything that isn't the protagonist syndrome set of "accepted" characters because people are bad at any matchup that isn't their fastfaller+marth circlejerk. I regularly make it a habit to go on ranked now with IC's for this very reason and ruin peoples little b***hy expectations and handoff them till they cry, ragequit, and lose rank. I'm making it my business to get as many of these protag syndrome homosexuals banned as possible to cleanse the community of egotistical homosexualry.
You're not that important, you play a old videogame, your ego doesn't matter, nor do my wins, your wins, my losses, or your losses. nor does your e-fame. Grow up and enjoy playing this childrens party game with a deep level of play, or get the frick out and go be a buzzblown homosexualwigger somewhere else, tired of crybabies. also Fox is carried and you didn't earn your wins.
t.old player since the early 2000's.
>you're not that important, you play a old videogame
>t.old player since the early 2000's
?
Its just how long I've been dealing with this autistic community, not insinuating that I'm important. reading comprehension.
Nah, your post reeked of self-importance, like you being an oldgay makes you the savior of Melee and your ICs are going to fix the online scene. Frick you.
Aww protagonist syndrome babby. Did the IC's greasy grimy hands hurt your feelings? I don't even main them either
Wobbles?..
kwabg0 will say he was just kidding when summit comes around
maybe, but I think the armada callout tweet really fricked with his head.
Mango in 6 months
>I WAS JUST FRICKING AROUND ON DOC HAHA, I STILL DESERVE RANK 1
can't stand this fat frick
Mango has a point in that players shouldn't be punished for attending tournaments. If Mango does well in later tournaments, Genesis shouldn't count against him.
The people who say that the bad start of 2022 should count against Mango in the rankings are actually saying that top players should drop out of tournaments whenever they don't feel at their very peak.
imagine mango quits and armada comes back kek
>Mango has a point in that players shouldn't be punished for attending tournaments. If Mango does well in later tournaments, Genesis shouldn't count against him.
this is the most moronic shit I've ever read. If you get fricked and lose to scrubs at a tournament and go 97, you cannot be ranked over a guy that went to the same tournaments and never had this happen to him. Yes, bad losses should count. How else would you even rank you fricking Black person moron
>go to a 1/3rd of the tournaments as someone else
>register for tournaments but don't go if you're feeling like you're bad
>whenever you do go you play well
>this is fine
The solution to this problem certainly isn't to just let people lose and not have it have consequences, but to punish people that bail or don't go. You're moronic.
that's the problem, i think people who registered for tournaments and ended up not going were NOT punished
Yes, and why does that mean losses shouldn't count in ranking anymore? NPC homosexual stop repeating whatever people say and think
I didn't say that you dumpy trashcan
Armada's ego will never let him come back. He dropped from tournaments in his prime just because his custom controller broke on the way to the venue and didn't want to risk using a regular one and get a lower place. He has been out of the game too long and all the grinding in the world won't fully prepare him for another major. He won't risk tarnishing his record since its all he has now.
that's beyond stupid
>that top players should drop out of tournaments whenever they don't feel at their very peak.
with your system, top players should just sandbag every tourney for the first 11 months of the year and only bother playing seriously during december
It should, though. If X wins 4 tournaments and Y wins 4 tournaments, X should not be placed higher than Y if X only placed top 8 at 6 tournaments if Y placed top 8 at 20
there's a difference between getting 16th and getting 97th.
>mango seething this hard over being ranked #3 instead of #2
if he was in contention for #1 and got shafted I could at least partially understand it. But he was never going to get #1. What difference does it really make to be #3 instead of #2, especially when they're all so close
>I deserved a higher rank! To prove this, I am going to go secondary and place 97th at the start of the year
Armada would win a salty suite at this point imo
What do you mean at this point? Mang0 would get trashed by armada to this day
sfop sfop
theres nothing better than landing falling upair on someones tech option
>30 year old drunk who's spent over half his life defining himself by his ability to play a video game has personality problems
F-Forsen?
OFFICIAL GOAT FOR EACH GAMES TTIER LIST
>64
Isai
>Melee
Armada/Hbox
>Brawl
M2K
>TR4SH
Scarflard
>Ultimate
MKLeo
YOU
CANNOT
DENY
THIS.
didn't zero dominate brawl also?
mango is not the goat anymore, my bad
wait who is number 1 for melee rankings in 2022
Zain, the GOAT
how
wasn't he getting shit on
Yes, and americans ranking him #1 without considering amsa is disgusting. Amsa shat on Zain in h2h as well. Nobody mentions it. They just gave it to zain kek
he won multiple key super majors in the first half of 2022 and only lost to IBDW in the latter half, so overall he was still #1
>and only lost to IBDW in the latter half
Fricking what? He literally is down against amsa h2h
Yes.
>but muh early year
zann
Pajeet
It gets bigger when I pivot
DO NOT REDEEM
zain is the marth goat and its not even close
easily the most sick marth
SFOP is insane
Wait, amsa has to do this shit on purpose KEK
The guy single handedly ruined mangos entire fricking year, I love it. Cucks him in melee, cucks him in ranking, low key makes fun of him.
>oh no, sorry guys, I just cucked your GOAT I guess hahahahha I PRAY TO WIN
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
The best part is that Mang0 has to seethe in silence while Eggman passively makes fun of him
Was anybody else watching Aklo vs. Essy? That was hard as frick
nah watching sfop cook a banquet
NO, I turn of the stream whenever a troony plays to not give them money.
>watching trannies play
no thanks, let me know when top 16 starts
SFOP IS IN FIRE
mango should just pivot and go full on doc main.
>mindbroken by the true goat
absolute poetry, isn't it?
homie knew when to bow out
doesn't even play any more and still handing out L's to mang0
>when you realise his entire outburst was engineered to finesse a prime commentary block
these mindgames are why hes the GOAT
I miss him, man. I honestly take back all my b***hing when he was number 1.
>armada and mango both btfo
HGods win again
Holy frick SFOP just top playered that guy
Now watch SFOP get fricked by Zain.
>toph shilling
just end it all
mang0 is such a fricking pussy lmao
ANY other top player does this shit and he would never let them hear the end of it
he makes fun of leffen for the dog thing to this day
and he's right but that's besides the point
He gets a pass because he's unironically the sickest player of all time when he's not sandbagging or generally being a buster, but this shit is just embarrassing.
How much of this fat intel sponsorship is going to the PLAYERS?
None of it?
Top players are beta cucks who john constantly and dodge tournaments for ranking despite being SPONSORED. They can get fricked. Money is wasted on them
I can imagine it's something like
>players get 5k prize pool
>TO israelites get 500k sponsorship for the views
That really does seem to be the case.
Papa Johns is the savior of the Smash competitive scene, whether you like it or not.
>Armada doesn't have to commentate Mango because he didn't even make top 48
Fricking hilarious
That would have been so great. Goddammit why is mango such a gay.
The last God standing. The man who attends everything. The unretired. The ranked grinder. The GOAT.
HGod-sama..! My crypto shill warlord..! I... I kneel..!
The real heart and soul of melee.
C97th Mango kneels before the HGOAT
>c97th mang0
oh no no no kek mang0nation isn't gonna like this
Soon they will know
truth.
how does he do it?
Battered and bloodied, the Swedish king fell to his knees. He searched his cavernous mind for an answer... but he knew there was no way back to glory, not today. The yellow haired one mustering his last remaining strength raised his head. There, on the high mound, stood at silhouette lit only by the dying sun to the north. Such an unusual and splendorous armor did he dawn. A translucent pink aura emanated from him, and when lit by the sun it appeared as if a rising Phoenix had come to make it's presence known. An insatiable rage gurgled from deep within the defeated heap of a man. And as if to curse god he cast his gaze upon the heavens and howled "I... AM... GOD!" And it was at that moment that, as if a matter of destiny, like the Red Sea once parted, so too did the heavens part. Split by a single blinding ray, the heavens chose the pink entity. All the Swede could do was look on in horror. And as if galvanized by the light, the pink one boomed "I... AM... THE GOD OF GODS." In a thought the Swede was pulverized, atomized, call it what you will, but he was no more.
>wizzy streaming kingdom hearts to 20 people
why the frick doesn't wizzy enter more? yeah he loses to amsa and hbox now but he still looked good against them despite being out of practice. is it a money thing? does he have health issues? is the pussy just too good for him to bother leaving home?
He's too powerful, they had to give him chronic fatigue (or something)
i thought that was PPMD
Dude has M2K-tier autism
why is he not at genesis?
Too busy jerkin
lmao that ending
I thought he was talking about some other boxing event the the smash boxing stuff was just editted in
HE ACTUALLY FRICKING TALKED ABOUT THE MATCH I THOUGHT ITS EDITED HOLY FRICK KEK HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
Kek no it's just a good edit. Rogan was actually talking about this match https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LnDcluk8kw
I didn't watch the whole chessboxing thing because it sounded gay, but I just looked up hugs vs. toph and both of them entering to chillin raps was pretty based.
the year is 20eggseggs
the goat debate is over
The Goat will always be me.
Reminder that Mew2King got in trouble for doing something extremely similar to what Mang0 is doing at Genesis 2
what does "in trouble" mean?
because everyone seems to be shitting on mango right now.
Got a red card infraction under whatever weird ruleset they were using in 2011
what did he do?
Kinosis
Mango keeps on tweeting about the Eagles. I hope the Eagles lose so Mango is even more miserable this weekend (Eagles will win btw so frick)
I hope the eagles lose because that pussy made fun of my team
Don't tell me you're a KANGZ fan
My condolences anon, I feel for you
>watching bts B stream
>ask if magi is a girl girl or a >girl
>get banned instantly
>can't tell the most obvious fricking troony
are you moronic?
Good. I hope you get banned here too.
>come to Ganker to post about it
kek Ganker homies be like "we can always tell" and then can't clock the most obvious troon on earth
Keep doing the Lord's work, champ
>Keep doing the Lord's work, champ
Twitch mods can set phrases or words as "suspicious" which flags them for review before they hit the actual chat. That message never appeared in the chat for anyone except the user who sent it, and realistically no message about Magi ever will unless it's approved by a chat moderator. Unless the "Lord's work" involves giving a dopamine hit to a twitch chat mod I don't think this anon is doing it.
hope you get that troony goth gf bro
>nooooo now I can't jack off to my epic fantasy where I totally owned the troons by getting banned from a video game chat!!!
Just letting you know how things work so you don't look stupid bro, you're welcome by the way.
you got your answer at least
BIG D!
weren't they going to show moky?
Yeah, now we gotta watch this troony sheik. I hate trannies so much
I'd frick bonfire.
>I Be Dicking Wounds
What a shame
kek
at least she actually passes
>at least she actually passes
No he doesn't. Murder all trannies. I hate all trannies
>No he doesn't.
holy fricking cope kek half the thread got tricked
>got tricked
>by a small camera crop in the perfect angle to hide it all+makeup+mask
It's a lot easier to pass with half your face covered. The twitter pfp was a dead giveaway.
I still do not understand what mental illness drives people to make images like this.
repressed gender dysphoria. they're addressing that image to themselves
>i still do not understand mental adghdsklhjufadslhijlhijkag
Shut the frick up. I don't give a frick. YWNBAW
Literal mental illness.
I don't have any fricking mental illness, unlike you you fricking troonylover
YWNBAW
Okay troony.
>Okay troony.
No one cares. DIe Die Die everybody die
>
Shut the frick up. I don't give a frick. YWNBAW
>you are upset, you lose, bye bye
I DOn't GIVE A FRICK, YWNBAW
>No one cares. DIe Die Die everybody die
Real school shooter vibes.
I was quoting an episode of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 3 Treehouse of Horror you fricking moron
>troonysons
Based based based, everyone in this thread is a troony except me.
you are upset, you lose, bye bye
Loneliness.
just look at the arms. too lanky to be a woman
Bonfire > Magi
fricking mask and breasts for once fooled me
of course its an actual troony
The absolute state of Ganker, holy shit.
WHO
CAN DEFEAT
CLG | CODY SCHWAB
>it's real
every fricking time. Nice titjob tho.
good for her
passing seems hard as frick
The only thing which gives it away on the stream are the arms.
>followed by ibdw
>Followed by CLG Cody Schwab
Is this really a thing in tournaments now?
>now
I don't know why I even respond, you already knew.
Holy shit is that an actual human female?
>They don't know
Bonfire isn't what you think she is, chud...
>they changed the moky winners game to this one just because muh woman
holy shit
That's not a troony is it
this Bonfire chick actually a chick? I'd peg her
Uh oh Mango gays. The main man has spoken.
I believe in danny dimes.
STONE COLD LOCK OF THE CENTURY OF THE WEEK
God I wish that come back. Some of the best Carl material were in those.
they have mask mandates at the events to hide the troony faces
Why are trannies allowed to live? If there was justice in this world, they'd all be burned alive. I hate how the troony menace has infected the melee community
>camera zooms in a bit
>you can see how disgsuting the troony actually is despite caked in makeup and mask
HAHAHHAHHAHA
>A TRUE girl boss moment.
hella grinche ngl
reminder that the first woman to be ranked top 100 in melee is a man
definitely not the first troony to be top 100
Reeve is pretty huge. Who else was that really jacked Melee player? I remember him playing like 5-6 years ago, always wore really tight shirts.
Alex19 was a big guy
I did a quick google. The guy I was thinking of was Abate. Turns out he wasn't as big as I remembered.
mang0 sissiess... i dont understand.... mang0 quit but the tourny is still going on.... this doesnt make sense....
why do trans people and masks mindbreak this board
because 2016 never ended for some people.
It triggers their /misc/cel programming.
pol promotes critical thinking. there is no programming.
>critical thinking
HAHAHAHAHA
Anyone who spends significant time on pol will have their eyes opened. its why all the feds keep flipping.
a programmed response for a programmed individual
mang0 should stop drinking
all the estrogen from the beer is making him act like a woman
Meleetroony is not a meme
sfat jmook steam 3
Based. No fricking trannies, I hate trannies so fricking much
good looking out
why the frick wasn't this on the main stream???
Because the troony menace has its claws in the melee community. Someone needs to clean melee of this stain
the autism to troony pipeline is real. speedrunning attracts alot of autists, therefore there are alot of trannies in it. same for melee.
same with extremist political ideologies kek that's why so many /misc/cels troon out
Imagine how nerve wracking it is to not say "he" accidentally on mic. It's like "don't think about a polar bear" shit. The harder you try not to consciously do it, the harder it is to do. And if you do your commentating career is over.
Probably not a bad idea to just train yourself to call every player by name.
You can't, if you do that twitter/twitch chat will call you out for not calling them by their pronouns.
Just put the troony and ukraine flag in your twitter name and they won't be able to touch you.
I've noticed these homosexuals now take the safe route of calling everything "they" as pronoun, which I find fricking hilarious because if your pronoun is he or she, it's still misgendering, no? Why is it okay to say they to a straight male with he pronoun but not okay to say he to a troony kek
RIP MY homie REEVE
Is he still in Chicago?
Chase 3-0 Dark Wizzy
Dark Wizzy OUT at 63th
Good. Frick that complete homosexual.
Is there anybody more washed than Dark Wizzy at this point?
lets fricking go jmook
>ginger vs s2j
finally some good fricking melee, only took 8 god damn hours
let's fricking go johnny
Ohter GOATULTIMATE results
Danny 3-1 Goblin
Sisqiu 3-2 the pichu main
acola 3-0 a random
Tweek 3-0 Big Boss
Man I missed these threads. Glad to see some of you gays are still around. Makes me want to get into watching tourneys again.
>can we bring back aids for blacks and homos?
What did he mean by this?
>75K for ultimate
>22K for troonlee
Its over bros
this debate was settled when ludwig did both top 8s at the same time.
melee won.
But ludwig is a meleegay himself
>hometown johnny shitting on the wifi warrior
jesus christ ginger is choking hard
Apologise.
Why hasn't he put a child in her yet?
because they broke up years ago when he cheated on her
hbox is single to this day
>has a woman love him unironically
>throws that shit away
fricking moron
karma
That was some vintage s2j.
SFAT WHAT THE FRICK
>2SAINT 3-2 AMSA
AMSAXIRS??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
FRICK
fricking what
it's over
fake news
>https://twitter.com/2Saintt/status/1616989418010841088
bro...
how the frick does amsa lose 3 in a row to a jiggs like him? hes so moronic sometimes
must have really taken losing his doubles partner hard
its okay amsa bros this was always going to have to be a losers run with plup in the way
True, he now likely has a free brakcet to losers 8 I guess.
fricking japanese Black person amsa lost to 2saint for fricks sake
god damn being a falcon player is suffering
Good. They're all homosexuals.
>lose one neutral exchange
>end up off stage
>ALWAYS die
>amsa gets ranked second and immediately loses to fricking 2saint
mang0 vindicated kek
something tells me he'll still place higher than 97th
Whats the bump limit on Ganker? Is it 500?
yes
yup