>game artificially places you in unwinnable games

>game artificially places you in unwinnable games

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >EA literally has a patent for this and people will still say it's not real
    >dynamic difficulty adjustment technology

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So you're saying other companies can't use it? It's not real then

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >it's not real then
        but the people living in your walls are dumbass

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's called slightly different for Overwatch but they definitely use similar technology.
      >log in one day
      >win 5 games in a row, all steamrolls
      >log in next day
      >lose 5 games in a row, all steamrolls
      It's not even "the rank you're supposed to be in" if they're ALL steamrolls and no close games

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'd steamroll Hana tbh

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I LOVE PETITE WOMEN

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            this but specifically her

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It wouldn't be so bad if there was even any fun to be had in a loss. TF2 I'd lose all the time but I never ended up getting mad over it, and the game literally has a crowd booing you any time you lose.

          I just don't get how the only thing they got right about the game was most of the women.

          The problem with losing is that their whole "game pass" system requires you not only to play games for exp, but for chunk gains you're required to do their little "challenges." And wouldn't you know it, almost every challenge requires you to WIN x games either in a specific mode or with a specific character. So every time you play and don't win, you're not only not enjoying the game but you're actively being robbed of progression.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            don't forget that challenges like "win X games as every role" don't even show you how many games you've won as each role

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Not only this, but the fixed 50% means you really gain no knowledge and experience on how to improve. You play X character and do well, you keep playing that character and that way. The next day you go and do the very same thing and no matter your stats, you lose 4 straight games or whatever. What did you learn? What lessons did you take away? There's no benefit to anyone because your ability to win is artificially removed from how well you perform. You can't carry so all you can do is suffer through and hope you've finally hit the "loss quota" and are allowed to win again next game.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              There's been more than a few times in OW2 where I got into a match with teammates who were literally brand new and switching heroes every time they die. There isn't anything wrong with them being new, but they shouldn't be in the same games as people who aren't. Even Paladins understood this.

              At least in OW1 with profile levels you could readily see how much someone's played just looking at the scoreboard, now you have to manually go to their profile to see what their profile level was in 1 to see how hard you're gonna get fucked. I don't even get why they removed profile levels since you can very easily go see what someone's level was anyway.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Even Fortnite understands this, it dumps you in a bot lobby until level 11

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Do zoomers seriously think being infantalized by devs is a good thing?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Zoomers collectively celebrated when fortnite's main defining mechanic was literally deleted so yeah

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                zoomers on adderall are the only ones who liked building

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I LOVE PETITE WOMEN

          this but specifically her

          based

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Love D.Va

            Simple as

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Pumping

              P-permission to stroke, anon?

              you have permission to have a nice day

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Pumping

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            P-permission to stroke, anon?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            How did Blizzard get away with "asian" characters that don't look asian at all?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              because I want to cum inside of her until I can't feel my legs so it's okay

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I've never played OW but yeah that doesn't surprise me
        anybody defending company's ability to garden gnome out the most time and money from gamers™ is retarded

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It wouldn't be so bad if there was even any fun to be had in a loss. TF2 I'd lose all the time but I never ended up getting mad over it, and the game literally has a crowd booing you any time you lose.

        I just don't get how the only thing they got right about the game was most of the women.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don't understand what the point of this is. Games will send you on long losing streaks and you just feel bad and don't want to play the game anymore even when you start winning.

          TF2 was nice because the game fostered a more casual game environment. No wins or losses were ever recorded and most losses could be attributed to the fact that people were goofing around most of the time making it less bitter.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            it's usually me goofing around trying to punch people, so I can't even be mad at a loss

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I love it. Sometimes I feel like goofing off and sometimes I feel like playing seriously. Sometimes everyone would be playing seriously, then suddenly a party breaks out. Sometimes only a few people on each team are the ones playing seriously. Anything goes, nobody really cares, and if the people who want 100% super competitive matches, there's servers for that. Matchmaking in general has had a very detrimental effect on the game industry.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Even matchmaking in TF2 that happens sometimes, TF2's the only game where people who don't know each other all just decide to fuck around instead of killing each other spontaneously.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's been literally 6 years and this webm hasn't been topped yet when it comes to Overwatch shit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The Widow/Ball video is pretty good.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Ellowas was too good

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I miss Ellowas.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You can get silver teammates in diamond and they play like silvers. MMR is fucked

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's crazy how this was a conspiracy theory in season 1, then in season 2 and everyone got their ranked titles you legit would see teams with 5 diamonds on one side and 5 silver on the other. It's bad enough they usually make the tanks vastly different ranks

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            a-at least you don't have to use a server browser haha

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Dota seemed to be the same way. Just even worse when each game is fucking 45~ minutes minimum if you're not playing turbo.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I organically love D.Va

    Just too bad the game is shit and balanced around "competitive"

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think the game would be better if you couldn't switch characters mid match. Obviously patches would have to be made to help some unwinnable matchups

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's funny because in any game with a matchmaking/elo system your winrate will naturally gravitate to 50% as you play with players around your skill

    but clearly this isn't enough for whatever reason, they must artificially enforce this 50% through rigged matchmaking

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      In an ELO system there will be outliers who have less than 50% because they are piloted by actual 3 year olds. There will also be teenagers on Adderall with greater than 50% because no one can actually beat them. To bring both of these players to the coveted 50% win rate Blizzard puts them on the same team. For the average player the matchmaking is fine, for the outliers its fucked.
      >t. Recovering Overwatch Grandmaster rank

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How else would they keep people playing for hours on end? Having a balanced game? Making it fun and not "reworking" Heroes because shitters won't adapt? Ignoring dumb biased streamers? Please. Only thing that matters is the shop and pleasing investors.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care still playing and getting better every day.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    im finally bronze 1 bros
    im going to sliver soon bros

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Has there ever been a game with worse matchmaking? I don't know how they made it so fucking terrible.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Your team
    >Junker Queen who refuses to switch off
    >Ashe that can't aim
    >Symmetra roleplayer too scared to engage the enemy
    >Lucio spending 80% of the match practicing "rollouts" he saw on reddit, the only time he tries to help is when he can right click people off the map
    >Moira
    Their team
    >Orisa doing more DpS than every DpS in the game combined
    >Widowmaker one-shotting half your team every time a teamfight starts
    >Sojourn
    >Mercy stuck up the Sojourn's ass
    >Ana that easily defends herself from your tank and DpS

    Enjoy the next 20-30 minutes because this is a KotH map

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >retards hit the rank they belong in
    >this is somehow proof that they're being held down by the man instead of being hardstuck
    improve, and you will climb.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Spotted the compslave

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >game artificially places you in unwinnable games
    >Game constantly puts level 30 players against level 2000 players making it completely unwinnable 90% of the time

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When I played dota the way I avoided it was to just play until I lost a game, then stopped for at least a day. It felt like the forced 50% decays to get you to play again, but it is really hard to just stop playing after a loss if you've been winning.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    every online dice game ever

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Of course it's 50% win rate you fucking retards. You either win or lose, each outcome is equally likely at your appropriate skill bracket (hint: you're in it).

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >at your appropriate skill bracket
      Lame bait, but the fact is, that the game doesn't even show you your rank.

      When the numbers are hidden, there's literally no way to prove the matches are rigged. You can only feel it.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Unless you're an absolute god at the game random matchmaking is gonna average you out at 50/50 eventually anyway. I only played a bit of Overwatch but it felt incredibly obvious which way the wind was blowing when I'd go from stomping a dozen matches in a row to getting my shit kicked in for just as many. It's not fun and it arguably fucks the entire endeavour of playing a game when the outcome feels fixed, whether it's a win or a loss.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >abuse the matchmaking in apex for over a year now
    >everyone in the friend group ends up with stats better than professionals despite all of us being +30 y/o dogshit players

    There are people out there that refuse to believe these games have systems in place designed to give you a pre-determined amount of wins and losses every session, but it becomes so obvious when you start breaking the games that the curtain gets pulled back.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >play ow2
    >lose game
    >"gg got matched with hardstuck medal ranks."
    >win game
    >"gg I hope you enjoy your medal ranks. You will see them for quite some time"
    >get friend request after every third or fourth game
    >block and report for harrassment
    Being a toxic dickhead is more fun than the actual game

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone use reports? I've reported ~10 players or so in the past week and gotten 2 confirmations that further action was taken. Usually just when someone flames low-performers (not their fault the matchmaking sucks).

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No because I'm not trans.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        One day you will grow up and realize trashtalking ransoms online accomplishes nothing besides making you feel worse.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Making trannies like you mad makes me happy tho
          You will never be a real woman btw 🙂

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Nerfing Sojourn, and Roadhog.

    Now all we need is an Orisa nerf and we set.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >abuse the matchmaking in WT
    >Fly a Me262 jet fighter against 4.0 propeller planes
    I'm so fast that I can fly directly into an enemy swarm of planes and fly away without a scratch. I'm not even doing much damage but I constantly have 3-5 enemies chasing me who arent doing any damage either.
    >captcha 8SSS8

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's, in no particular order
    >vgerotica
    >nagoonimation
    >arhoangel
    >yeero

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sucks that this guy stopped doing animations. He was the GOAT.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    my second favorite all time OW vid. the first is one I lost. roadhog fucks one of the sluts to death and mercy revives them and then it loops.

    rule34 us/index.php ? r=posts/view&id=5616594

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Those two skins together are goonfuel

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        D.Va is coomfuel

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      pokedudesfms d.va, roadhog, mercy anim?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you're a legend

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's not unwinnable if you're good

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I want D.Va to angrily gnaw on my dick

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna post here for anyone curious
    >Essential OW viewing
    >Venus - Overwatch Cock Hero 1-3
    >DellFreddy - Overwatch Cock Hero: King's Row
    >SweetCarolineKisses - Overwatch JOI
    Anything else, anons?

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Will a game ever surpass the amount / quality ratio of Overwatch porn

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If it truly was a zero sum game as you shitters claim, then how do some people like sureflour or calvin get to top rank while you're stuck in bronze? 50-50 is 50-50, right?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >win 28 games, lose maybe a third of that
      >go from plat 5 to plat 4
      >game starts matching me with the most hopeless tanks and dps over and over to bring the win rate down
      they didn't want me to keep playing so i uninstalled

      they play in premades to mitigate the game sabotaging them. it's hopeless for solo queue

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    every jRPG with scripted losses

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cope, you're just floundering in the middle of the bell curve with the rest of the chuds who don't realize team games are meant to be played with a coordinated team. Maybe don't play retarded gayry like overwatch

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >no fatmercy.png filename
    fucking impostor

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Overwatch is deliberately created, so that you will lose. Even top 500 dps had games in fucking gold which they lost.

    As a support you only have two games (if you play dps support)
    >winning easily
    >losing hard
    The reason is that if you dps, the match maker can't calculate your skill. This means if it tries to rig you so you "barely lose", you will easily win. While on the other hand if the system wants you to lose, it matches in such an unwinnable position, that you can basically go afk until the clock is over.

    With Mercy on the other hand the system knows EXACTLY how every fight ends. It will get you around the 50 % point and you will stuck in whatever rank the system wants you to be. If you are a streamer, you get into top 500 with forced top dps team mates against wore dps enemies, to make sure your win, no matter if you heal or not.
    If the system wants you in Bronze, you can't climb out with Mercy until the system allows you to climb.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    People need wins against real people anon. Let me guess, you'd rather people feel like losers all the time. Toxic scum

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