>game has a girl with abs. >game doesn't let you frick her

>game has a girl with abs
>game doesn't let you frick her

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    female abs are erotic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All that and a healthy 15 year old boy can still murder her

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Same can be said for any male gymrat.
        >Gun
        >Shoot
        >Knife
        >Stab
        >Random punch
        >Person randomly dies
        No matter how much muscle you put on, we're still all fragile as frick.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          fr

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm talking about bare hand obviously

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The same still applies autist.
            >get punched
            >land awkwardly
            >dead or in a wheelchair for the rest of your life
            Just because you hate women because you're a permavirgin Black person doesn't change that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you do know that experiencing a consistent level of pain can make you more tolerant to intense trauma right? there's a reason why older, skinnier citizens feel more pain and suffer more.

        Someone who regularly pushes his body to the max is more tolerant to all kinds of trauma. As far as death is concerned, it's inevitable. Only thing you can do is to prepare for that inevitability.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Your average teenage boy with an intent to hurt would give her pain she never experienced before

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Hilarious. I can see this being written by a teenage boy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The only people who can have those types of tattoos are sailors and convicts. Everyone else is gygacringe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad she’s got hgh joe rogan gut

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>game doesn't let you frick her
      sound pretty gay to me. what did the devs mean by this

      they got lazy, an affair with her could have had funny dialogue, instead we only got the pointless strippers

      Musclegays ruin everything

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you, she's ugly as frick.

      No, you're just a homosexual.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just like real life then.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Girl
    That's an old woman

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >PROlaps
    Fricking kek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      GTA brand/store names never get old for me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/RMCjIVD.png

        >game has a girl with abs
        >game doesn't let you frick her

        >tfw GTAV was released a decade ago and things have changed so much that you just know they won't be able to get away with this shit anymore in GTA6

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>game doesn't let you frick her
    sound pretty gay to me. what did the devs mean by this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they got lazy, an affair with her could have had funny dialogue, instead we only got the pointless strippers

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game doesn't let you frick her
    it doesnt?
    >he doesnt play GTAV modded on PC
    ah that explains it

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >every now and then immediately get a raging hard-on for chicks with muscles
    >I'm not a homosexual autist so I don't jerk off to cartoon porn
    >98% of female body builder porn is either solo shit or weird fetish shit where the beat the guy up
    >half of the 2% of porn that is left are just trash, leaving only like 1% of actual decent porn of female body builders getting fricked or gangbanged
    Why is this shit so rare? It's easier to find chicks getting pissed or shitted on or dudes fricking literal trannies but someone fricking chicks with muscles? Oh no no no no no, we can't allow that! Fricking why?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      too many see muscle girls as someone finally capable of beating or domming them rather than a well-sculpted specimen in need of breeding
      if it makes you feel any better, cartoon porn isn't much better and even comes with extra baggage in the form of dickgirls

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I mean maybe back in the 90s sure but it's 2023. I figured by now there would be way more people producing this type of content for that niche market. I see so much troony porn, footjob/foot fetish porn, cuckold shit, and emo/goth shit that I feel like femalebodybuilders/muscle chicks would have it's own niche market but nope. Shit is rare as frick. Then there are the morons that mistag shit and you go in thinking you're going to see a muscle girl get fricked but it's just some slightly toned chick in her 40s or some chick that's in shape with no real muscle at all. Luckily it's not a real fetish of mine since I only ever really get the urge every once in a while, usually when I see a chick like that being posted. I know that when TLOU2 first dropped I probably beat it to FBB porn for like a week straight though.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's simply a niche within a niche, for a girl to not only train enough to get a weight lifter body but to then do penetrative porn. All those other things you listed are simply scenarios or costumes you can always use.
          Now if you just want fit girls, then there's quite a few of that.

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