>game has an obscure reference in it

>game has an obscure reference in it

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to him recently? The wiki is getting DDoS'd hard and I heard he got released.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't get released, he jumped out a window and ran

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He ran into the woods and became the CWCfoot.
        Watch the news for any dead hikers in Orange County, VA.

        I honestly can't tell if you guys are joking or not.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a meme, he's still in his cell.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He ran into the woods and became the CWCfoot.
      Watch the news for any dead hikers in Orange County, VA.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They actually got footage of him

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's Drache!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          LOIDDE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that retarded fat fuck still on the loose? Is he living in the forest like Rambo or something?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's in jail still, but the case has been sealed. We'd know if he's out because he would tell us, Chris is too incompetent and retarded not to.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who tf keeps DDOSing it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        trannies, trying to take down kiwi farms

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        discord chuds because some prominent child groomer among them has a thread on it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's a chud running around trying to get Kiwifarms taken down any for some trucking fucking reason they've decided that defending a convicted rapist is a good idea.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Keffals because he's upset that there's a record of him flirting with minors on it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss the CWCki, it was really funny

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you know Cogsdev, CWCki owner, is a mentally ill wheelchair cripple chud? He was a chud long before Chris became one.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WHAT?

          You're saying that people who spend litterally all their time stalking a literal retard for fun, aren't too well adjusted?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The extent of their mental illness is what's surprising. Most of kiwifarms users deserve a wiki as long as the one Chris has. Often they're much more dysfunctional than those they're mocking

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't he want to (or actually did) fuck his sister? It's like poetry, they rhyme

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't remember, but that sounds like a funny read. Maybe I should go check /cow/ or something.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If he's wheelchair bound this ain't happening chief.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who tf keeps DDOSing it?

      It isn't DDoS, that retard Null said it was on the host provider's end, they're not working right.

      Did you know Cogsdev, CWCki owner, is a mentally ill wheelchair cripple chud? He was a chud long before Chris became one.

      The Kiwis and other lolcow chasers are as fucked up as the lolcows themselves, we went through this. Reminder that a massive incompetent retard like Chris managed to sucessfully lie and deceive Null and get money from him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BECAUSE they kept getting DDoS'd

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck is with all the smash bros rip offs recently? they are like 5 years too late anyway

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >5 years too late

      I'm surprised it didnt happen after melee. All I remember is those Digimon games.

      I'm also surprised we never got Kingdom Hearts clones.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's exactly it though. They're all coming out all at once because that's how long development takes for a videogame, and all these games were made without knowledge of one another existing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're trying to fill the void now that smash is done

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This game is like 3 y/o but was locked down on Apple Arcade. Now they can release it on PC/console but not Android. The game is comfy, btw. Well the demo was at least.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's because of Nintendo patents expiring.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      companies think they can print money off of it
      Nintendo sure thought so and they largely did

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nintendo sure thought so and they largely did
        That's because they had good developers behind it. The only good smash clone to exist to date is Jump Stars.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Obviously video game companies are too retarded to understand what kino/sovl is

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what does this have to do with CWC?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pickle suit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was a pickle Rick reference.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is he tebowing

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game makes a racist reference

    ?t=34

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was a simpler time

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sigh... a guy in a pickle suit tricked me again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This will always be the funniest Chris quote for me.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to chris is one of the sickest things to happen on the internet and it just shows the darkness in humans by how we talk about it and let it happen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YOU FUCKING FILTHY MONGOLOID
      LET ME TELL YOU WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
      WE ALL FUCKING KNOW THAT CHRIS IS MENTALLY UNSTABLE AND PRACTICALLY INSANE RIGHT
      HE BELIEVES IN THE ALTERNATE DIMENTIONS AND CWCVILLE RIGHT
      HE BELIEVES THAT HIM AND OTHERS CAN TRAVEL TO THESE ALTERNATE DIMENTIONS WHERE HE IS THE GOD AND RULER
      HE ALSO HAPPENS TO BELIEVE THAT ROBERTCHU IS IN CWCVILLE
      OKAY
      LISTEN UP moron BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO GIVE YOU THE BRAIN BLAST OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE
      CHRIS DID NOT FUCK BARB IN REAL LIFE
      I FUCKING REPEAT
      CHRIS DID NOT EVER HAVE SEX WITH BARB
      HOWEVER
      HE DOES BELIEVE THAT HE FUCKED HER SPIRITUALLY/IN ANOTHER DIMENSION
      OKAY
      KEEP LISTENING gay
      "guhhhh actually theres no proof therefore you can't say that as fact"
      OBJECTION
      I DO HAVE PROOF, gay.
      BARB IS OLD AS FUCK, SHE IS SENILE AND SO INCREDIBLY FRAGILE THAT SHE CANNOT EAT SOLID FOOD ANYMORE.
      YOUR HONOR HERE IS THAT PROOF https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFpCOSjCqt8
      "meal replacements"
      NOW THAT WE HAVE ESTABLISHED THAT BARBS HEALTH COINDITIONS ARE SHIT, WE CAN NOW OBSERVE THE DEFENDANT
      CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER IS A FAT FUCK. HE HAS AN AVERAGE SIZED DUCK WHICH IS BENT AT A 45 DEGREE ANGLE. NOW, THE DEFENDANT CLAIMS TO HAVE NOT ONLY HAD SEX WITH BARB, YET HE ALSO CLAIMS TO HAVE EATEN HER OUT. THIS WOULD CAUSE MASSIVE BLOOD RUSH IN BARBS BODY LIKELY LEADING TO SOME KIND OF HEART ATTACK/FAILURE
      THIS DOES NOT EVEN TAKE IN TO ACCOUNT THE FACT THAT CHRIS IS AGAIN, FAT AS FUCK. SHE WOULD BE CRUSHED UNDER HIS WEIGHT AND LIKELY DIE DURING THE FIRST INSERTION OF HIS PENIS.
      CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH BARBERA ANN WESTON
      HE BELIEVES THAT HE COMMITTED THE ACT IN WHATEVER SPIRITUAL DIMENTION HE BELIEVES IN.
      I REST MY CASE, DIPSHIT.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All the trolls were cruel and none of them were punished or ever displayed any guilt and were allowed to live their lives

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          OBJECTION
          THE MOST NOTABLE AND CRUEL TROLL, BLUESPIKE, HAS BEEN QUOTED IN THE YEARS FOLLOWING THAT HE DOES IN FACT DEEPLY REGRET HIS ACTIONS. HE WISHED THAT HE NEVER WOULD HAVE DONE THE THINGS THAT HE DID.
          FURTHERMORE, THE TROLLS HAVE NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH THE DECLINE IN THE MENTAL HEALTH OF THE DEFENDANT

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bluespike is not the worst just because he made chris shove a medallion up the ass, this is the one that people automatically assume is the worst just because chris hurt himself because everything is fine so long as no one is hurt. They are all disgusting, obviously the worst ones are the newest ones but the ones from 13 years ago are bullies. There are hundreds of threads and videos all across the internet just talking about how epic it was that these teenagers bullied a retard and this is looked back with fondness

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >There are hundreds of threads and videos all across the internet just talking about how epic it was that these teenagers bullied a retard and this is looked back with fondness
              /b/'s gonna be /b/

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The "meal replacements" aren't because Barb is too senile to eat they're because Chris is too fuckin lazy to make food for his own mother.

        What happened to chris is one of the sickest things to happen on the internet and it just shows the darkness in humans by how we talk about it and let it happen

        He didn't even get trolled that badly, get outta here.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would you eat food Chris has touched?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, but neither would I eat onions Chris has touched.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >onions
              considering the context i can't tell if you're actually talking about the vegetable or if you're just new as shit and are unaware

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fuck's sake, I forgot S O Y L E N T is also filtered.

                Imagine being followed everywhere online and in irl and whenever you meet someone who tells you it'll be okay they are actually fucking with you to get you to dance like a monkey

                Chris was never followed that much in person or even had much interaction IRL to that level, you're forgetting he doesn't get out of the house and lives in the middle of fucking nowhere.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being followed everywhere online and in irl and whenever you meet someone who tells you it'll be okay they are actually fucking with you to get you to dance like a monkey

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit
        no wonder Chris is so fucked up, his mother is just as fucked up
        does he come from a line of retards?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His mom is a hoarder and refused to cook for him and his dad and would say she would kill herself to keep Chris from getting out of the house sometimes and when they wanted to throw away her hoard.

          Beyond neglecting him like his dad, his mom would emotionally abuse him. 10 years ago she'd order him to cuddle with her in bed.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            makes sense why that emotional trauma lead him to chud out, but to be honest it's pretty lucky he's not some kind of serial murderer
            watching children shows probably ingrained some kind of moral moral edifice.
            But it's not like children shows say "don't rape/incest your family members"
            I know a lot of people are mad at le ebin trolls n shiet and blaming them but let's be honest Chris is better off being in the care of the state.
            parents of extreme autismos like this usually have to become experts about their children and hire care takers just to have a smidge of normalcy in their lives. But, having really shitty and also fucked up and neglectful parents like Chris while being a high functioning autist then he's gonna come out poorly.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The chud thing with Chris is that he isn't really a chud, its just another scheme to get close to women. I don't think Chris can even understand chuding out, its not like he ever put in any effort.

              Chris is also obviously not a "high functioning autist". Just the deep actual mental retardation he has means he isn't. He can't tell the difference between fiction and reality for fuck's sake!

              BECAUSE they kept getting DDoS'd

              Yeah but that fat fuck soda loving retard Null said it isn't because the DDoS isn't having an effect.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you're talking about the trolling, that's really no big deal.
      If you're talking about chud cultists and federal agents grooming him after the trolls got bored yes, it's INCREDIBLY fucked up that was allowed to happen

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No its all fucked up lol. He's retarded and was constantly picked on and harassed by people at all hours online and offline, who all justified it because he had these retarded beliefs because he's retarded. You can't hold a narcissistic retard who wants to rape women to the same standards as someone who is aware of their surroundings

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Virtually all the trolling was to try and push him out of his negative behavior.
          Worst you could say is that none of them tried to push him out of his debilitating phobia of men and the Lars saga being massively wasted potential with the new fake girlfriend.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >we are trying to fix him bro
            It was always a cope from sick people, it was always more important that they get him to react in funny ways and 'trying to help him' was just a way to get better reactions from the internet. Wow the retard doesn't want to improve himself, they're just trying to help him, I guess this gay deserves whatever is coming to him lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >was to try and push him out of his negative behavior.
            lmao get fucking real

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol no you retard CWC was just the internet equivalent of those shitty jerry springer shows where you laugh at people worse than you to feel better

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          HOLD IT
          CAN YOU NAME THE TROLL AND SHOW THE MESSAGE/VIDEO WHO USED THE DEFENSE THAT HE WAS SIMPLE MINDED TO JUSTIFY THEIR ACTIONS? IF YOU CAN, I'D LIKE TO SEE IT. THE PRIMARY JUSTIFICATION FO ALL FORMS OF TROLLING IS THAT IT IS SIMPLY A FUN THING TO PARTAKE IN.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idk why but at first i thought you meant sickest as really cool and it made me laugh a lot ty anon

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one game sees moderate success
    >companies instead of seeking creativity pump out a hundred variations of the same game
    gaming is dead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't a new occurrence you gay zoomer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >people come up with new insults
        >instead of creating new ones everyone just replies to with redditjacks and other buzzwords like gay, chud, incel, zoomer, etc
        banter is dead

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JUUULIE!!

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chris embodies what no girlfriend and no pussy does to a motherfucker

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cowboys, Dinosaurs
    Neat

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have Johnny Thunder?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think so.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stand down, gentlemen. We got him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can almost hear the loud meat slapping sound

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >some fag on Ganker makes a post saying that chris-chan escaped prison
    >that's it, didn't even bother to fabricate evidence or anything, just an anonymous statement in a random thread
    >everyone on the internet automatically believes it
    How does this not scare anyone? What if this was serious misinformation instead of a shitpost about chris-chan? The internet was a mistake and will cause ww3.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because when it involves Chris-chan literally anything is believable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop being a gay, people believed it because they wanted to.
      It's like how they released that statement about how ChrisChan raped that female guard and was put into solitary.
      If he's in isolation then how could he have escaped and ran into the woods? doesn't makes sense.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its funny

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didnt think we would ever get to the point where people defend a man who raped his old ass dementia having mother, but trannies really do always find new ways to surprise me.
    Why do we put up with them again?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grow up

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    $40 in the same year as multiversus

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