>game has minor differences only autists can notice. >failing to notice it fucks you over

>game has minor differences only autists can notice
>failing to notice it fucks you over

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Retard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      P
      p
      WOOOOW THESE LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME ENGLISH IS SO HAAAAAARD

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's because they are literally the same letter you autistic fuck

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ニッゲル vs ニツゲル
    >フェッゴット vs フェツゴツト
    Learn the difference, it could save your life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't one with a bigger smile than the other? That means the one with a bigger smile is better since it means more happy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >being happy
        >being allowed in modern society
        KEKAROOOOOOO

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like it should be Fa rather than Fe in this case.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ニッゲル vs ニツゲル
        >フェッゴット vs フェツゴツト
        Learn the difference, it could save your life.

        Is there even a word for "homosexual", or some other means to call someone gay in a derogatory way in Japanese? Or do they just copy Americans and just say homo?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "Okama" and "homo".

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ホモ野郎

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >フェ
      >not ファ
      Anon...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >フェ
      >ゲル
      at least you didn't say gei

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        watashi wa gei

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homosexualto is with fa not fe, retard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is the difference between big vs small characters? I can clearly see the difference especially with the smiley face one ツ but what is the reasoning? Does the word totally change just because the character got bigger?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ッ = pause for one beat
        ツ = read as "tsu"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you "hold" the following consonant instead of pronouncing the letter itself
        it sounds way harder than it actually is and you get used to it very quickly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sftu feggot

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sokuon deez nuts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gottem!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      basado

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rumao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      raffuxingu mai assu offu

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ror

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ww

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      das some king shit right there my nigga

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      www

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is all I have to say on the matter as well. trippy bippy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I KNEEL

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is this bodytype called?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Circle.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Patrick Star

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do arabs really?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chinchin ga daisuki nanda yo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure takes me back

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In practice is not that hard, but yes it could be better

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's their purpose?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      につが ni tsu ga
      にっが ni gga

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Top right is for stretching vowels
      Bottom right is for stretching consonants

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        出来ないーちゃん strikes again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't listen to

      Top right is for stretching vowels
      Bottom right is for stretching consonants

      , they're both used in the same way. Don't ask why, they just exist, okay?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's really obvious once you get used to it
    Plus it's very irregular to just see a random tsu show up that's actually meant to be pronounced in the middle of a word

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you also not tell apart upper/lowercase latin letters?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uppercase i vs lowercase L
      I . l
      go ahead and tell me which one is which *without cheating*, just looking

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i . L is what it looks like
        The I just looks bigger. This type of thing also isn't something you have to recognize, it doesn't come up

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sure that's I and l

          yes true, correct as well i . L , I just put whatever was above it right under it

          This is a failure of font design.

          First is eye, second is ehl. Try using a non-shit font.

          I just use the standard Ganker font I installed when I made my account here the first time

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why do you have an account

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              so I can check how many (You)'s I've got saved up so I can buy the Ganker Pass™ with them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is a failure of font design.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sure that's I and l

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        First is eye, second is ehl. Try using a non-shit font.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >pronouncing a single letter as 3 different ones
          Why do Anglos not find anything wrong with this?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We've got 44 sounds and 26 characters
            something must give
            the phonetic pronunciation is in the dictionary if you really need it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The first one is obviously I and the second one is L

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're both |

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fonts really fucked these two. I write my I’s like this still

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I tried to post the exact same image and talking point.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can you also not tell apart upper/lowercase latin letters?

        Why the fuck are you using a uppercale I(i) out of nowhere?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stop using retarded fonts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's like the least of the script problems.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unless someone has shit handwriting this would never happen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shit handwriting is very common

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Unless someone has shit handwriting this would never happen.
        [laughs in doctor]

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shit is the default state of handwriting. Being good requires effort.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's like using so much English is a bad idea or something

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's weird to me that nips are illiterate for most if not their entire lives
      what a terrible language and education system

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what you get for turning jap into nu-engrish. Eat shit homosexuals

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just reading a book about Hokkaido. Fun stuff.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leave it to a retarded anime troon to think they all three look the same. Maybe if you intentionally draw ri in a completely retarded way sure.
      Every time i see this i remember how many people pretend Japanese is muh hardest language. It's not, you're just retarded and memed yourself into never being able to do anything.
      It's the same as when people go 'i can't draw' yeah sure cause you've never tried for more than 15 seconds retarded stick figure homosexual anyone can draw just practice
      U can also learn that none of those look alike by i dunno maybe reading some more?? Retarded homosexuals

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's really easy to notice on common fonts. Handwriting can fuck you over

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you actually bother to learn the language beyond a week then it's not really that difficult

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game has minor differences only autists can notice
    >failing to notice it fucks you over
    >C c
    >O o
    >P p
    >S s
    >Z z
    >V v
    Who the fuck came up with this shit? Literally impossible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >d b
      >W M
      wtf did they mean by this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Я R

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ITS RIDGE RACER

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how do you type that backwards b?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >5
        >S
        >Z
        >2
        literally impossible

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        d-_-b
        Literally me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Listening to metal

          m/ d(>_<)b m/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's more of a cosmetic difference. Upper and lower case letters are still the same letter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >d
      >p
      >b
      >q
      who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dp bbq
        Sound likely a lovely evening

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >d
        >p
        >b
        based, I get it
        >q
        cringe, wtf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those are all quite different since mirror images of things tend to actually be pretty obviously visibly different. Probably the least different are s and z. Maybe v an u.
        Though, the kana aren't that hard either. You just get used to it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, if you mix uppercase latin and lowercase latin letters nothing happens. If you mix up the small japanese letters and the large ones you literally get a completely different word.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mixing b, q and p would also be catastrophic. english is just impossible

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now you are mixing different letters, and not uppercase and lowercase. That would be like mixing い and り or さ and ち. Similar yet distinct letters.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Now you are mixing different letters
            yes, so? my point is that both are easy and a non issue, people are just used to one and not the other

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hey beter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you mix upper and lowercase letters people think you're a redditor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >iF yOu MiX uPpErCaSe lAtIn AnD lOwErCaSe LaTiN lEtTeRs NoThInG hApPeNs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it makes little difference, just do everything in lowercase and people won't mind
          it will look a little strange when i don't capitalize certain things like "john smith", but it doesn't hurt anything

          IT MIGHT BE DIFFICULT TO READ ALL CAPS IF YOU HAVEN'T LEARNED THOSE CHARACTERS, BUT CAPITAL LETTERS LOOK SIMILAR TO LOWERCASE WHICH MAKES IT EASY.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >CAPITAL LETTERS LOOK SIMILAR TO LOWERCASE
            You're only saying this because you know the language and blank out the glaring differences.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Most capital letters look like their lowercase versions. There are exceptions of course, but it cuts way down on an already tiny number of characters you have to learn.
              The hard part of english is pronunciation.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was gonna write a whole response but I got stuck thinking about how weird it is that we interpret allcaps as yelling

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            as

            >CAPITAL LETTERS LOOK SIMILAR TO LOWERCASE
            You're only saying this because you know the language and blank out the glaring differences.

            said, you're biased because you grew up with the latin alphabet.
            And sure, a lot of the alphabet just takes a letter and makes it bigger when it comes to capitalization.
            But just in that sentence, there are letters that have significant differences whether capitalized or not.
            I = i
            T = t
            M = m
            G = g
            H = h
            B = b
            E = e
            D = d
            L = I
            A = a
            et cetera et cetera.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Many of the ones you listed as exceptions look alike.
              T looks like t
              M looks like m
              I looks like i

              They're not identical, but they don't have to be.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one should have problems with this in the digital age, any font makes the distinction quite clear. Handwritten is a different story however.
    Now シ and ツ there's you dekinai litmus test.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can tell the difference but i always forget which one makes which sound

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can tell the difference but i always forget which one makes which sound

      First one is shi and the second one is tsu, right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        correct

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both look pretty distinct to me. I changed the style and it still looks different. Much more than っ&つ

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro, your font rendering...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He badly needs to run the ClearType calibration tool, holy fuck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just draw a line through the two smaller lines. ツ becomes つ and シ becomes し.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >A Å Ä Á
        >O Ö
        >Same letter but some dots
        What were they thinking?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Japanese also has this:
          カガ, ハバパ

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and it's way more annoying in japanese because if the font or hand writing sucks or the resolution is really bad etc you can actually confuse the variations whereas in for example german you will never confuse a ä, ö o, ü, u

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >し+シ=も
        What the fuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck this shitsu.
      Japan needs to redo their written language. Pick a single alphabet and introduce some punctuation.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Rầu rỉ râu ria ra rậm rạp, râu ra, râu rụng, rầu rỉ rầu.
        Oh yeah, so much better.
        Fuck off, Nguyen.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is there an uglier alphabet than nu viet?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So viet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they've gone through phases of trying it out and it's always been the same result: they're fucking fine with it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They learned how to use quotation marks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Japan needs to redo their written language. Pick a single alphabet and introduce some punctuation.
        Unfeasible due to sheer number of homophones. Japanese is a syllable-based language and there's a very limited number of pronouncable sounds, so a lot of stuff ends up sounding exactly the same aside from minor tonal differences. The only individually working consonant is ん and it can only be used after another syllable, other syllables are all comprised of a consonant-vowel combination. Compare that to something like Korean and Chinese where you can string together consonant and vowel sounds nilly willy akin to English.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that the extent of the Korean "alphabet"? Doesn't seem so bad because they only use one script right

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That isn't all. They can also string end consonants, consonant, gemination and other shit for various different characters: essentially one character works a bit like kanji, but instead of ideogram radicals it's wholly about pronounciation.

            For example:
            - 한글 "hangeul" has two characters, but they can be broken down further.
            - 한 is comprised of "h" sound (the circle with the hat), "a" (two lines in right) and "n" (line at bottom).
            - 글 is comprised of "k" sound, which is pronounced softer as "g" (top line that goes down), "eu" (vertical line in middle) and "l" (the thing at bottom)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Okay I'm lost. One east asian language at a time for me kek

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                One thing that helps with Korean is that the grammar is extremely similar to Japanese. Both also have some shared Chinese and English loan words that sound vaguely similar. However if you've ever learned Japanese before studying Korean, you're going to fucking miss kanji and curse the Hangul writing system.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah Hangul is the favorite cope of the lazy and the unmotivated.
          People like to whine about how the nips should have made something like hangul, probably cause they're too lazy to learn kanji, but nip phonology really is too simple for something like it or the latin alphabet and without tone and context you have irl which themselves are already a bit reliable it gets impossible to differentiate shit that's spelled the same and pronounced the same. Kanji helps TREMENDOUSLY with that.
          In fact, it's the main reason why technical documents and research papers in Korea are still chock full of hanja, cause even Korean with it's vastly more expansive set of sounds as compared to nip, with 14 vowels and 10 consonants, begins having trouble because of all the chinese derived homonyms. Read any goddamn korean law or legal document and you'll know what I mean.
          Hangul vs Kanji+Kana are like mirrors of each other where reading Hangul is piss easy but then you run into shit like 철두철미 or 힘들도 너무 좋고 which would be leagues easier to parse in written form if it had Hanja, and learning how to read Kanji is a monumental hurdle but reading nip becomes piss easy afterwards (except nanori, fuck that shit).
          tl;dr none of you homosexuals even speak Korean so quit using it as an excuse for why you suck at Japanese

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            which themselves are already a bit unreliable*

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            North Korea uses only hangul and they seem no worse for it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            japanese should have punctuation thats a hill ill die on

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It does if you read books for children

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it does, you can use 、。or whatever the fuck all you want
              japs just don't cause it honestly isn't needed.
              also the quotation marks they use look like 「these」

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It does if you read books for children

              Actually why doesn't it? They don't usually use full stops do they?

              german here, we have dedicated keys for our own frequently used special characters on the keyboard: ä,ö,ü

              Oh, I think

              I think that's french. äöüß have their own keys and thank god for that

              Is right and that's AZERTY with the diacritic keys.
              QWERTZ has comma and full stop turn into colon and semi colon when you hit shift though which is nice.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They use punctuation 、。in everything written within the last 80 years.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              is this you?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We need parts in the language

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you say this and yet dont use proper punctuation either
              curious

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It does if you read books for children

              it does, you can use 、。or whatever the fuck all you want
              japs just don't cause it honestly isn't needed.
              also the quotation marks they use look like 「these」

              commas and full stops aren't just in kids books, everything uses it now. Also commas don't actually have a grammatical use in japanese, they were just adapted relatively recently and now they're used in a vernacular context whenever you want to add a bit of a pause to written prose. I don't really know the history of the maru 。though. I think it was mainly used as like training wheels in chinese writing where eventually you were expected to get along without it but then it started becoming more used in japanese concurrent with western influence tho I don't know if this was before or after ww2. Japanese as a language is really interesting specifically because its a kinda wacky jumbled together mess of chinese systems grafted onto a totally different existing spoken language. But over thousands of years of time its gained its own very distinctive poetic beauty and flavor and I still think relative a lot of other languages its not too hard to break into as a second language learner. Kanji might seem like a hurdle but anyone who takes this shit seriously will see what a boon it is in the long run to the learner.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't get why you'd put 'the dot' in the name of a foreigner but then not do that to regular names like you break down ロジャー・ブラウン but you don't do the same for 柴田勲

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I do speak asiatic and am confused by your example of 힘들도 너무 좋고. Isn't it just "even though it's difficult it's very good"? Or is there some other meaning I'm too dumb to understand? 철두철미 just seems like a vestigal aphorism lifted straight from chinese that gets a bit lost in translation and modern context

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Japan needs to redo their written language
        The fact it filter amerimutts like yourself is why its perfect, low IQ retards would never get into it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          unironically this
          the fact that japanese is too hard for americans and english is too hard for japanese people is what kept japan from keeping their sovl

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's really bizarre to find out most japanese people instantly forget any english they learn the moment they get out of school

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They literally just did redo it after ww2. Before that, the spelling was all fucked up and katakana wasn't even written like how it was pronounced, like writing さふ for そう and てつだゐて for てつだって

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      力 カ
      惑 感
      未 末

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >力 カ
        >未 末
        WHERE IS THE DIFFERENCE?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Get a better font, retard.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In the context.
          A broad broad abroad covering broad topics. Its almost like even in English we use context to understand the meaning of certain words.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In the context.
          A broad broad abroad covering broad topics. Its almost like even in English we use context to understand the meaning of certain words.

          >In the context.
          They are literally different characters, retardo. You may mistake them at the first glance, but you don't explicitly need to rely on context to tell them apart.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know retardo, what I'm telling you is that you can only confuse them out of context. Because in context you will at a glance recognize them as the correct character, hell you will probably be even able to swap them out and most people won't notice. And even that only with shitty font. Since for the bottom two the difference should be in the length of the top line and having it 1px is jus shitty.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          力 カ are easy to distinguish based on context, but yeah, the katakana syllable "ka" is based on the kanji for power ("chikara" or other pronounciation depending on whether it's part of compound word) so they're written exactly the same, though word processors give them a slight font difference. Same shit as English I (ai) and l (el).
          未 末 former clearly has a shorter horizontal upper stroke in comparison to lower one, vice versa for the latter.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        chikara, ka
        waku, kan
        hituji, sue

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The one with horizontal lines is "shi" because the dead lie flat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shi and tsu, right?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually love games that reward you for being completely autistic and obsessing over details. Papers Please is the first one that comes to mind- you have to cross check the name, photo, DoB, expiration, passport number, issuing city, etc.

    There aren't enough games that actively reward autistic attention to detail, any recs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Return of the Obra Dinn is autistic attention to detail: the puzzle.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Obra dinn
        Outer wilds
        [...]
        Blame the romans

        I mean yeah the same guy made Obra Dinn and that game is also fantastic. I didn't find it to be as autistic though, you just kinda look around scenes at your own pace and can put 2 and 2 together if you're not retarded. There isn't a need to have an encyclopedic knowledge of the game ready to apply at a moment's notice, pretty much everything can be solved by just observing the scene and the process of elimination.

        I've owned Outer Wilds for years and never played it, maybe I'll finally give it a go!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you think identifying the random Chinese sailors did not require autistic attention to detail, then don't waste your time with Outer Wilds, it doesn't require nearly that level of focus.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there were only three or four of them and the match three system made it too easy to use trial and error to guess. Apparently looking at their shoes or something was the "right" way to do it? I remember them being some of the earliest I got correct once I realized the other yeller fellers were Formosan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obra dinn
      Outer wilds

      >pronouncing a single letter as 3 different ones
      Why do Anglos not find anything wrong with this?

      Blame the romans

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The romans have no fault, the had phonetical consistency. It's bong retards who chose to pronunce every letter in a billion different ways.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In TF2 you can track down other players by the sound of the gun and context.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sokuon
    Soku on what?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my first thought exactly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maboruzu

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    🙂

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game is literally impossible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cursive zs are stupid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cursive z is る
        it's not even english anymore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That sure doesn't look like the cursive that I was taught to write.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there's no standard

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There are different types of standard cursives taught based on country and era, you loon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's Italian cursive.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, okay. I'd never seen it before. I of course write in English cursive, but I picked up a bad habit of just using print capital letters instead of the cursive ones since my cursive capitals usually look pretty fugly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I cant read cursive

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what retarded form of cursive is this supposed to be?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You consider that hard?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking cirilic cursive is literally nightmare fuel.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >be me in class
        >drawing random scribbles on my notebook because i'm bored
        >russian classmate next to me stares at me like i just killed his mother

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Minimum, easy to read.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh jeez, we're just as bad as the russians

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          munumum

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Пипcтим?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know it's minimum, but it's still confusing to read.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dot the i ffs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          do you not add dots on your i's?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            intentionally trying to be illegible to prove point

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I failed the test, I thought it said munimum. It becomes obvious after checking the correct answer though.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's why i has that little shit on top of it, you know.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          FTFY

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kdo smoret pro??a?? ? niger
          t.non cyrillic slav

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty close. The last word's pidor, not niger.
            It says "if you can read this you're a fag"

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah i figured
              the d looking exactly like a latin g threw me off
              still got the message though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eблo, ты кaк "пидop" кaк "шyлep" нaпиcaл? A тaк ничo тaк...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nigga might as well just be writing in fucking wingdings.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SOVL

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          we need to go back

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what does it say?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              "A great god is Ahuramazda, the greatest of the gods, who created this earth, who created yonder sky, who created man, created happiness for man, who made Xerxes king, one king of many, one lord of many.
              I (am) Xerxes, the great king, king of kings, king of all kinds of people, king on this earth far and wide, the son of Darius the king, the Achaemenid.
              Xerxes the great king proclaims: King Darius, my father, by the favor of Ahuramazda, made much that is good, and this niche he ordered to be cut; as he did not have an inscription written, then I ordered that this inscription be written.
              Me may Ahuramazda protect, together with the gods, and my kingdom and what I have done."

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ugh bro thought that tablet was his blog post. no one cares, the Greeks won.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Be sure to drink your Ovaltine

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fuck Ea-nasir that little shit sold me poor quality copper

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The pleasure of being cummed inside

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              "ur a faget"

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh sweet another word wall!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          UUUU

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NYC
          NYC
          NYC
          NYC
          NYC
          NYC

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why does this exist?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't know about wingdings

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              To easily insert symbols into text in Windows. It's been around for a while

              I'm 35. We used to fuck around with this font in computer class on our 95s. Sounds like the first concept of emojis

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To easily insert symbols into text in Windows. It's been around for a while

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know russian for almost 40 years, we used that shit since junior school, and I still can't read this. Almost no one can read whatever the fuck doctors write.
        Cursive is deprecated for a good fucking reason.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What do you mean deprecated? They still teach you how to write cyrillic cursive in russian schools.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody in the real world "writes" anything anymore.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I did just write this in real world

              Prove your skills.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I wrote to win an argument with faceless strangers on a Mongolian basketweaving forum
                This is NOT what I mean by "real world" writing retard.
                Who the FUCK writes things on pen and paper for any practical reason in 2023?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Taking notes on e.g. mathematics is much easier using pen and paper.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Taking notes on e.g. mathematics is much easier using pen and paper.

                Certain kinds of notes I take are much easier to write out than to type. And you can draw and doodle at the same time. It's much a more freeform experience. I feel like I'm being rigid and creative at the same time rather than being constrained to just one format like on a screen

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean it's objectively inferior shit that no sane person will use in their daily life.
            The main purpose of the school is to make you a proper goy member of society. Everything else is just a side effect. Especially fucking gulag slav schools with their propaganda bullshit and ancient teaching methods and outdated textbooks.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I literally just gave you an example where cursive proves useful. It's designed to be written comfortably in a fast manner, it's good for taking notes on subjects where it's easier to use p&p outside of the usual prose, so you don't have to context-switch all the time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not real words right? It's a bullshit pic for memes and giggles right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        average doctor's handwriting

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Correct

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you can't read this, you're non-white.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still write in cursive when I handwrite stuff. We were forced to do all assignments in cursive from 3rd grade all the way to the end of high school in my district.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can read cursive just fine but the old homosexuals who still write in cursive have devolved it into illegible squiggly lines that mean nothing
      I used to have a manager at work who wrote exclusively in this weird cursive derivative that they apparently invented because it looked nothing like the shit we got taught in schools and I had to spend 10 minutes deciphering a paragraph when she could have written in in plain text like a fucking normal person

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, well done, reader, well done...
      HOWEVER

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        isn't this stenography?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Even in the 19th century, however, an ability to read court hand was considered useful for anyone who had to deal with old court records

          Yeah shorthand

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        looks like enochian

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Enochian
          Feels like a massive oversight that there is no Enochan-Aztec inspired artwork given John Dee's usage of the smoking mirror

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        those are literally fucking scribbles

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          every letter is a bunch of scribbles when you think about it
          that's shorthand, a special alphabet meant to be very fast to write. Used to be used by court stenographers before machines for it were common

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was gonna learn this as a kid. Seemed really cool. Changed my mind though. Would have been super useful. I was in school before cheap lightweight tablets and laptops

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cracker runes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember learning cursive and getting to the p's, and everyone (but the teacher) and their parents decided it was retarted to draw open small case p's.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      w ae y z

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that font is certainly too neat to filter illiterates

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >bothers
            >mistake in the first sentence
            kk

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I fixed it for you, Anon-kun.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why does cursive scare americans? your education system isn't any better

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I've read somewhere that they actually have to properly write those gay letters instead of smearing something vaguely shaped like them onto the paper as long as the teacher can still decipher it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty easy to understand unless it's written by a doctor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fuck kind of cursive is that?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >his lower case p has a complete circle
        Soulless

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what retard made the capital cursive Q a 2? The Z doesn't even look like anything either.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That is a great question and one I've often thought about while writing cursive. Since I was 8. That was THIRTY fucking years ago.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lowercase R and S also piss me off, neither look like an r or and s

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's Italian cursive as another anon pointed out earlier. Look at the filename.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a b c d are just bigger
        yikes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We got taught cursive in school (even had little spelling books to take home and practice in) but I don't think we were taught cursive for capitals. Weird.
      Also the cursive lowercase z is wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that indistinguishable lowercase r and s
      Mine are exactly the same
      Fuck these cunts for ruining my nice handwriting by teaching me cursive, I unironically wrote better as a 6 year old than as a 26 year old

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      somewhat similar to the cursive I was taught
      now try Sütterlin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know the secret Q
      holy barbaric plebian

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That cursive looks so stupid. Just look at that upper case A, it's literally lower case but big lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I learned this one

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I kind of want to learn calligraphy.

        What's with the duplicate letters?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think some spanish speaker made this, there's even a ñ

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Spanish is autistic and treats these digraphs as letters of their own.
          So glad that I forgot the little Spanish that I knew.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            For some reason until somewhat recently ch and rr were considered unique letters in the spanish alphabet due to them having different sounds, but that distinction stopped like 20-30 years ago

            That's fucking weird. I can't imagine that, even stuff like diacritic marked letters getting their own spot on foreign language keyboard layouts is weird to me.
            Like, ñ is just an n with a thing on top to me, I can't imagine ll being a different letter and not just two ls.
            Germany's layout I think makes the most sense where they've got keys for the diacritics and you just hit that key and then the letter you want to add it to.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think that's french. äöüß have their own keys and thank god for that

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              german here, we have dedicated keys for our own frequently used special characters on the keyboard: ä,ö,ü

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              they never had their own keys, the reasoning behind them is that they made a different sound than their components so it was a way to help children learn their sound and pronunciation or something like that but that distinction stopped in 1994

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Swedish
              Å Ä Ö have their own keys. Because they're you know. Actual letters used all the time. Plenty of modifier keys though. For all kinds of things just in case.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              only the ñ has a special spot in a keyboard, there's no "ch" or "rr" keys, I imagine the idea to have them in the alphabet is to make sure kids were taught their sound

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For some reason until somewhat recently ch and rr were considered unique letters in the spanish alphabet due to them having different sounds, but that distinction stopped like 20-30 years ago

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >considering CH and LL as completely new letters
        amigo, solo ponte a pensar en un instante, alguna vez has visto a alguna persona escribir su apellido como "CHavez" or algo por el estilo?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still write in cursive when I handwrite stuff. We were forced to do all assignments in cursive from 3rd grade all the way to the end of high school in my district.

      Ever since kindergarten my parents, teachers, older siblings, and pretty much any adult would scare the shit out of me about how all my work needed to be in cursive writing when I get to jr.high and high school. I had god fucking awful handwriting that never improved even to this day and couldn't even read the shit I wrote in cursive, not to mention it took me longer to write in cursive than in print.

      They'd say things like

      >"You're going to be writing 8 page essays, front and back, in cursive in high school"
      >"Your teachers are going to throw your work in the garbage if your paper isn't in cursive"
      >"You're never going to get a job if you don't know cursive"

      Just on and on about how important cursive was. The worst part was they also wanted you to write in cursive with a pen for all your work. That shit was near impossible for me no matter how hard I tried. My middle school papers would look like a murder scene, ink everywhere. They'd even punish you for having bad handwriting by making you write something a hundred times so I was always on the list. It might not have been seen as a "punishment" punishment but felt like one. It was more of boomer logic, "do something a thousand times = you'll be better at it" but for me, I never got better.

      Craziest part was when I finally got to high school, it was like cursive never existed. They threw that shit rule out the window by the time I got to jr.high and pretty much none of the stuff peopled told me end up happening. Then years later, you stop seeing it being used pretty much anywhere. I still remember how rough with us people were about cursive though, like it was life or death.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dunno where you live but everything hand written has to be in cursive here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds awful. It was kind of the opposite for me, I only really learned cursive and 'unlearning' it was a fucking hassle.

        dunno where you live but everything hand written has to be in cursive here

        That sounds awful. At our job if we have to get written stuff from outside parties we've had to put in bold letters PLEASE ANSWER IN BLOCK CAPITALS because otherwise it's a crap shoot as to whether it's legible or not. Fucking doctors.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Before computers became ubiquitous, nearly everything was in cursive, especially at work. My first real office job was transcribing notes from lawyers, so literally just reading hundreds of thousands of pages of cursive and typing it out.
        So they werent lying to you or anything, its just they didnt see computers becoming so popular. Not being able to read cursive would have basically meant you were illiterate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brown hands typed this post
      We learn cursive in literally first grade

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god that's fucking awful we got taught this garbage in my school as the way to write everything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats not how a cursive "z" looks like

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know this stuff is dead now but I still write this way on my eink tablet

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not much different from l and I.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    نيقر

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      israelite?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        يهودي

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      هاهاها

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        فاگۆت

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          سوک آن دیز

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >la la la
        What did he mean by this?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          للل Щ

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Jii Щ
            нeпoнятнo

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bottom row is literally the
    >looks at computer
    >looks at you
    meme

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that would be シ ツ

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that would be シ ツ

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game developer steals someone else's code

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >game dev copies someone else's idea and adds a bunch of unnecessary shit to overcomplicate things
      yeah dude gimme that 12 different contextual pronunciations of 生, can't get enough of that shit. I started with moon runes since the grammar is similar to Korean but holy shit Mandarin is so much easier

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's your own fault. Learn words, not pronunciations, retard.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i-I
    >l-L

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it loss?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    زنجي صهيوني شاذ جنسيا

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goatfucker.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A Taiwanese friend told me she's surprised that my nephews get to play all afternoon after kindergarten, because Chinese kids have to study their shitty writing system every day
    tl;dr Asians are retarded

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The analogies in this thread are some of the most retarded ones I've seen holy shit

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only time I've ever seen that it isn't obvious is vertical text.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's obvious unless you are just starting out

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought 口コミ was rokomi for the longest time.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AI will translate everything soon why bother

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if I'm reading or writing something racist and offensive? Are you going to trust your AI to translate that properly?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not even people can translate Japanese accurately, what makes you think AI will?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because the "people" who translate are usually bottom of the barrel who barely understand the source material and are all but happy to rewrite half the script so that it conforms to their own personal agenda and sensibilities.
        AI just translates, and with LLMs it understands context too now. While it still isn't perfect it's a damn sight better than the localizer scum that works on video games.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >While it still isn't perfect
          and it never will be but enjoy your shitty "lightly edited" machine translations I guess since that's the rage nowadays

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Better than heavily edited localizer headcanon. Half of them don't even understand Japanese or English and they still translate. I'd take an AI effort over those animals anyday.
            Still waiting to hear a single example of something an AI can't translate though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      until there is a magical way to burn your synapses in the exact pattern to produce fluency in another language you do need to bother

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cope, AI is still getting filtered hard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >AIはまだ制限がかかっています。
        Give me an example of something it can't translate.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what do you mean you need your computer to read it? haven't you been studying for quite some time now?
    渓流は岩にはじかれるようにあちこちに向きをかえところどころに氷のように冷ややかなよどみを作っていた.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >にわにはにわにわとりがいる
    Translation: There are two chickens in my garden.

    Have funĄ

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ez because the topic particle is always written with は.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      庭には二羽鶏がいる
      ez

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i was only missing 羽, close..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kana salad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody talks or writes for that matter like this.
      It'd be 庭にはニワトリが2羽いる

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he thinks japanese use particles when speaking. cute

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, you could omit `ga` there, but the post that I'm replying to has all the same particles I used. You're not flexing on anybody.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's literally a famous "tongue twister" dickbiscuit. its 曖昧さ that's literally the point

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Exactly, it's ambiguos when phrased that way, that's why nobody would say it like that when there's a much better way.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        niwatoriniwatoriniggairu

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >二羽
      I fucking forgot about counters and how much I hate them, I usually just use ko or tsu for everything that isn't obvious
      I still don't get what the difference between 重 or 重ね or 層 is

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok please tell me what's the first step to learn japanese? I want to be free of dog shit "translators" but I don't really have a clue where to start

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1: learn hiragana
      2: learn katakana
      3: come back for advice when you're done with that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The very first baby step is learning hiragana. You bitch.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This guy is great

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I agree, I still have the te-form conjugation table permanently lodged into my brain because of him and can recite it in my sleep.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go to /jp/, look for DJT, ignore the guide and instead ask 100 questions

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://learnjapanese.moe/routine/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is a popular site that has podcast type lessons, videos, and flashcards. Highly suggest going a more professional, guided route if you actually want to learn. Theres nothing worse than plateauing in a language

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1. Memorize hiragana and katakana, either by brute forcing or googling mnemonics. Use Anki flashcard software with a kana deck. Should take a week or two at most.
      2. Start studying grammar and kanji at the same time, learning the latter through vocabulary and context. Again, utilize Anki by using pre-made vocab decks or make your own decks: start learning kanji ASAP and don't postpone it, as it's just a grind which is better started earlier rather than later. Tae Kim's Grammar Guide is a great free source for Japanese grammar.
      3. When you feel comfortable enough, start playing porn games, reading websites, manga or other stuff with lots of text, with vocab software such as 10ten Japanese Reader browser extension, japReader, Textractor, AGTH, ITH etc as a crutch. Add new vocab to your self-made vocab decks with something like Yomichan Anki add-on (assuming it still exists).
      4. Repeat.
      5. ?????
      6. Become a Japanese master, at least when it comes to reading and listening comprehension. You'll still need to practice language production (talking and writing) separately if you want, but you don't need either of those if you're learning for the purpose of consuming Japanese media. For the record the JLPT tests are multiple choice questions, so they're easy to clear as well even if you're not good at writing and just learned Japanese for porn games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      learn grammar and just start reading shit. If you have the motivation, make flash cards for all the words you don't know.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First step is to learn the writing systems. Don't knock going to school to learn Japanese if you have the means to do so.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Here's your motorcycle bro
    >オートバイ

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can just say バイク

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ghost toritsuku
    kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >toritsuku

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's a pun on 取り憑く

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you differentiate words from names? They are all written in kanji.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some kanji are specifically used for names and if it's a common kanji you are already familiar with used in a combination that makes no sense it's usually a name. the sentence itself also makes it clear

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sentence structure. Particles, many honorifics and verb conjugation are all written in kana, so even if a common kanji like 光 ("hikari", light) gets used as a name rather than a regular noun, it's easy to figure out what's meant from the context.

      F.ex.
      >月の光 ("tsuki no hikari", light of moon)
      >光ちゃん ("hikari-chan", Hikari)

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous



    >both are supposed to be "ke"
    >bottom is used as "ga"
    Why does this exist?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a lazy way to write 箇

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, but what's the purpose of having a small katakana ke and when is it ever used?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if only the internet could give you answers to all the questions you have, oh wait...
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_ke

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ヶ月

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not such a big deal because it's in really common terms like 一ヶ月
      This isn't confusing beyond being a complete novice.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But it's fucking weird

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So is English, 50% of everything we pronounce is an exception to the regular rules. Go cry about it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Katakana were developed from common shorthand hanzi to form a convenient syllabic alphabet for educated men. The ヶ you see in place names is a shorthand form of 介, which happens to look exactly like the abbreviated character we use in katakana today.

      it's a lazy way to write 箇

      箇 is for months and uses the same abbreviation.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >箇 is for months and uses the same abbreviation.
        箇 is not only used form months

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shh, I'm imsomnia-posting.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            shhh, go to sleep

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is the 子 in 種子島 the same particle but using an alternate kanji? I cant even find entries of a Ka reading for it.
        Old Japanese names must drive all but historians and mailmen insane.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no its more like 種子 is supposed to be read as tane instead of shushi, and the ka just isn't written but "is there"
          think of all the unwritten "no"s in ancient noble names like 源頼朝, or imagine still reading 関原 as sekigahara even though the ケ isn't there

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            isn't 種 by itself tane in kun'yomi?
            I thought that the middle kanji was the single non-kun reading.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yes it is tane by itself but 種子 is being given a special nanori (or is it jukujikun?) reading of tane.
              It's literally in the wikipedia article of tanegashima

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Interesting.
                I have zero interest in actually reading japanese so I avoided checking the Japanese article. I just like reading about the logic behind foreign writing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >first part translates to "tomorrow sunny"
      ok
      >next part after comma translates to "yesterday not" despite having random ass katakana ke in there
      the fuck?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          chat gay G T made that shit up about ケ

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I guess Chat Gay G T is too retarded to google in Japanese and look at the first search results.
            ハレ(晴れ)=儀礼や祭、年中行事などの非日常
            ケ(褻)=普段の生活である日常

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How, and I mean HOW island monkeys differentiate these? The difference between them is so small a gaijin like myself can't find it on the go.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      read for a week or two and you just stop confusing it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How were you able to learn the letter d, and it's backwards brother b without confusion. Or even worse it's devilish rotated cousin p?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      n and so are the hardest, and I do admit to mixing them up sometimes. It's usually not a problem though because so isn't very common, but when a weird font gets used, the subtlety between the characters can get lost and they look the same

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Racist is also retarded

      Classic combination.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I use ethnic slurs even while talking to my own people. Go be politically correct someplace else, reddit nagger.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro so points south and n is the other one. Read more words and you'll get better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you differentiate between "to", "too" and "two"?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why not just make the lines vertical and horizontal, and bnot having to decide if it's a 30 or 35 degree slant, or having to guess what they means when it's a 33 degree slant. And they can't just figure a word out, they have to rotely memorize like 50000 individual words. It really is a shitty writing system, and it's obvious why nobody actually uses it in real life, anymore.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if your first language is english or japanese then you're fated to be functionally illiterate for your entire life
    don't even bother, you simply don't have the brain matter developed for actual languages

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      English is a great foundation for language learning, since it's the Bastard's Tongue and a mess of so many proto-European languages merged into one, you have an innate starting point to branch out into any of them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cope, it's easy as fuck to go from English to Spanish, French, German, Italian, Dutch. People just don't bother. It's a two way street though, most Euros don't bother learning English, I lived there and even the young people barely fucking speak a word of it. Japs don't speak a lick of anything besides Nihongo. I can only imagine what retarded language you have in mind as the ideal starting point, but I'll assume Hindi sir

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dekinai

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dekitai*

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dekinakerebanarimasen*

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NIGERO

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do japanese even write in cursive? Like people actually writing in renmeitai or kuzushi sousho or gyousho?
    i'd imagine it's a lot less practical when it's rarer these days to write top to down

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its just small vs big
    thats like being unable to differentiate between s and S or o and O
    blind fucking retard

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I helped my uncle Jack off his horse.
    >I helped my uncle jack off his horse.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer elephant, but it's the same thing.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do i learn japanese...
    i cant memorize the kana

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One thing I never understood - learning cursive you learn to do the 'a' that's a little pear shaped circle, like someone sat on an 'o'. Cursive has always seemed the more formal/'fancy' of the scripts. But then non-cursive alphabets have the 'a' that has the little antenna on it that I've always considered the fancier version. I had to teach myself to use that a in handwriting after I left school.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's designed to flow well from left to right during hand writing without lifting the pen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you've ever written with an actual ink-pen cursive begins to make way more sense. That's basically why it exists.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Memorize kanji

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I WILL learn Japanese!

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will only learn Japanese if I'm promised a Japanese wife.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Deal but she's 49

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These are my favourite cursive letters because of how fucky they are.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I once had to draw all the hiragana and katakana characters in 8x8 for a pixelated game. That was not fun, good God. At least I didn't have to draw any Kanji though

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need to turn asia back into a fucking colony again
    Make Europe the center of the world again

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You start getting used to ろ and る and then this fucker ゑ shows up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no it doesn't

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop drinking beer, stupid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally nobody uses that anymore djt-kun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've never seen ゑ used anywhere aside from maybe once or twice in some chuuni eroge.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I've never seen it outside of places where I saw it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd argue that's one thing about the English alphabet, none of it really goes unused. Though I guess that's not really equivalent, Japanese letters being more akin to words right?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kana are phonemes
          Kanji are lexigrams

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Though I guess that's not really equivalent, Japanese letters being more akin to words right?
          Partly correct. There's three alphabets, hiragana (ひらがな), katakana (カタカナ) which together are usually just called "kana" and share the exact same sounds - latter is usually reserved for loan words and maybe some special uses like sound effects in manga - and kanji (漢字), last of which often have multiple different kana-based pronunciations depending on sentence structure and context, yet usually retain their core meaning. They're all used in tandem.

          For example the word "keep out"
          - Written properly: 立ち入り禁止
          - Meaning of kanji: stand, enter, taboo, stop
          - Written with only kana: たちいりきんし
          - Pronounciation: tachi iri kinshi

          So you can see that kanji are used to confer meaning, while kana are used for pronunciation, conjugation, particles and sentence structure in general. In the above example the kanji take the place of the hiragana sounds: in this "ta", "i", and "kinshi". You could use the same kanji in other words as their own, pronounced differently bu retaining the same core meaning.

          F.ex. kanji part in all caps
          - 立つ (TAtsu, to stand)
          - 入る (HAIru, to enter)
          - 禁ずる (KINzuru, to forbid)
          - 止める (TOmeru, to stop)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it someone making a noise, or is it imitating Okinawaan or something? Some of the really extended kana exist to write Ainu or Ryukyushan words.
        Like this funny little fella: ヲ

        I wish the Ainu hadn't been genocided. Oh well. I went to the national museum for them. It was cool. Got to see a bear cub.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They didn't get completely genocided, at least? I read earlier this year that some Ainu are suing the Japanese government to regain access to a river for salmon fishing.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hope so. The language is basically done, but people are trying to learn it. I'm grimly aware of how difficult languages are to recover. But I'm hoping.
            Genetically they sort of got mixed out. But when I first went to Sapporo I'd see some Japanese girl who was 6 inches taller and broad as hell (not fat, just broad) and I'd think "Oh, there's an Ainu person."
            Same with when you see a Japanese guy with an actual beard.
            It's interesting stuff. The Ainu museum is way the fuck out there on Hokkaido, but is very cool, the site is very beautiful. Nice museum.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Post pictures man

              (Mine is not Japan btw)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In spoken context it's impossible to differentiate from うえ so it just kinda died out I guess?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ヲ
            That's the katakana for "wo". So, that's basically indistinguishable from "ウオ" since "w" sounds are in Japanese what's called a "semivowel" or a "glide". This is the same as in English.
            Basically, the means of production is the same as an "u" sound, but it's heard as a consonant by listeners due to it's placement in a syllable. Kind of interesting if you like phonology.

            The thing I'm unclear on is ヲ vs. ウオ is one mora vs. two mora. I'm unclear how distinguishable mora are for native speakers in fast casual speech. It seems significant, you see word pairs still that distinguish between syllable final Ns and syllable starting Ns.
            For example, "今夜", tonight, is technically split up as ko n ya rather than ko nya, which is three mora vs. two.
            I'm unclear how much that really matters to listeners though. I'm not a native speaker, and so I still struggle with hearing mora in the same way I definitely hear syllables in English. I imagine people can hear it, but I wonder how lossy that signal is.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I was talking about ゑ

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that one has the same question of one mora vs. two mora. You are probably correct though that they're very hard to distinguish.
                Though they still have "wa" which is very similar to "ua" when spoken quickly. So, I have no idea why it stuck around.
                Perhaps it's because both "wo" and "wa" are particles, and so they're hard to just get rid of. But, Idunno. This is all conjecture.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also 湯と言う

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ゑ
      >wuz

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That one's dead. It can't hurt you anymore.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just use a better font!!1!
    well which one then chuds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any font with serif is more legible than a sans serif font.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gill sans. Dog fucker could really design a font.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what a mad lad lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gill sans. Dog fucker could really design a font.

          >you are unhappy that I fuck dogs, but I have already depicted myself as the chad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As for me? Meiryo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Iosevka slab.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IBM Courier

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's probably some information theoretic way of computing the entropy of various writing systems.
    Here's the first article I found discussing this for anyone interested in languages:
    https://phys.org/news/2021-06-complexity-steady-evolve.html

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to start reading stuff in japanese.
    What are some beginner friendly materials? Preferably something that will allow me to highlight text so I can look up words.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://ttu-ebook.web.app
      https://annas-archive.org/md5/79fb8f7be2bbe5e32194e5ac4fe04fc6 (kuma bear)
      Just drag the file into ttu and read

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want to start reading stuff in japanese.
        What are some beginner friendly materials? Preferably something that will allow me to highlight text so I can look up words.

        forgot this site
        https://catalog.mokuro.moe/
        Manga with text you can use yomichan on

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is exactly the kind of thing I was looking for.
          Thanks, anon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >https://ttu-ebook.web.app
        Outdated link but pretty damn neat. Looking up shit always sucks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yomichan and anime subtitles with asbplayer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play a video game you like but something simple with babby text. Legend of Zelda worked well for me.
      Don't allow yourself to highlight text, if you can't read that shit, looking it up in the dictionary is your punishment that will make you want to never look up the same word twice. If you don't know something, write it down, put it in Anki, remember it, don't look it up twice.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You managed to write that and read all the posts ITT without mistaking l and I. Telling apart つ/っ is easy in comparison.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I recognize that katakana symbol.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's ソ vs. ン, especially when handwritten.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is my third time trying to learn this god awful language. This is the furthest I’ve progressed so far. Am I gonna make it bros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fuck is that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you get stuck on the most braindead easy part over and over. Fuck no.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >having difficulty with kana
      Never going to make it. I gave up after 400 kanji.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        making babies with waluigita

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you will absolutely never make it, i mean this unironically.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can make it, but you need to be honest with yourself. You haven't earnestly tried to learn it a single time so far. Try harder! Take a class if you're serious about learning it. You don't have to go it alone.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >forgot ノ
      ngmi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is the easiest one to tell apart from the five so I didn't include it.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best thread on Ganker, learning foreign grammar was one the most fun and challenging experience I had in my life

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >best thread on Ganker isn't even about vidya

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >any language ever
    you learn best through immersion, don't just memorize but try reading, listening, writing and speaking as much as you can for the best and fastest learning, mindless exercises are terrible for retention and comprehension

    >Ganker troons
    dude make sure you memorize all these squiggles and then uuuh dunno lol just keep playing the kanji card game I love getting 100%

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It really blows my mind that so few people recommend studying the language with other people and insist that you can and should go it entirely alone by playing games and reading manga with a dictionary handy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's a good idea if you can do it with native speakers but there's nothing that will make you quit learning japanese faster than interacting with the """people""" learning japanese

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Surely you've noticed most people on this website are autistic or are extremely antisocial

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just like the japanese!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've started to suspect this after over fifteen years of using it, but jeez if you people really want to learn the language that is a hurdle that needs to be crossed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's almost like the average retard here doesn't really want to know japanese but just consume the shittiest otaku slop and nothing else from the culture while being able to gloat about his N4 kanji memorization

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's how most ESLs learn English, it's just very effective to listen to people who are already fluent instead of trying to communicate when you can't properly yet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This, I learned english mainly via videogames and tv shows.
          School only helped with grammar and sentence structure and whatnot, and even then beyond the very basics I never had to study for english classes because I played vidya and watched shows and spent time online

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And the best kind of immersion is living there + getting a gf. You can get language lessons for free & have sex with your teacher after. Win win.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You ought to do both, mate. One can't just jump into the deep end straight away for immersion, however once someone has the basics down (kana + enough grammar to understand most stuff), they ought to immerse themselves in the language by playing games, consuming media, practicing with other language learners and natives if that's your thing, basically anything you actually *want* to do using the language - while also taking notes and learning vocab through stuff like flashcards, preferably ones made yourself since then you're learning the vocab and kanji you're actually using in your hobbies. At some point you have enough vocab and kanji memorized that you can drop flashcards and other crutches entirely, and seeing new stuff becomes akin to learning a new word in your own native language.

      Shit like drawing is the same deal: first practice the boring fundies to get the bare basics down and understand what you ought to roughly do, then start drawing stuff you actually want to draw (using references, learning stuff and expanding your visual library related to your chosen topic), while also practicing fundies that can be applied to any topic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've learned drawing and I know that this logic is backwards, you will never improve unless you already like drawing for the sake of it regardless of how good you are, in fact thinking you must learn beforehand until you're allowed to draw what you want is a terrible mentality that will make you hate drawing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, that's why I specified bare basics. If you suffer from shit like symbol drawing and don't understand the basics of perspective, lineart and rendering, or where to even begin improving, it's a very good idea to read and watch some tutorials and practice them, so you don't have to spend time reinventing the wheel. You don't have to master all the fundies first of course, instead you ought to alternate between drawing what you enjoy and fundie exercises, possibly applying the knowledge gained from latter into stuff you want to draw.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will never learn Japanese because I'm not a fucking underaged weeb loser who thinks "GYAHHHHH, IF ONLY I WAS BORN IN NIPPON, WOULD I BE SO LUCKY TO HAVE FRIENDS AND A GIRLFRIEND SENPAI AND MY LIFE WOULD BE JUST LIKE AN ANIME~~~~"
    I also don't care if I read a mistranslation. If it provides enough of an issue I will look up the original and move on with my life.
    Don't be a David

    ?si=lSg2BlG9LDBnxzpm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm learning Japanese because I think the language is neat and I want to visit one day and know that Japanese english comprehension is on average about as good as your average european toddler.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You should try going to a language school there if you're really interested. You can do two years for like 20k right now.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm in the middle of other studies at the moment.

          If you're eventually just visiting for a week doing tourist shit you're wasting your time.

          >implying I'm only going to visit once for a week
          Unless I visit once and end up hating it for some reason, I'll likely be back. Besides, when I go abroad I don't seek generic tourist shit, I tend to go to the less-visited places and I want to meet local people candidly.
          Also if I somehow make enough money to never have to work again, I'll consider moving to japan or at least having a second home there just to hang out for months or years at a time.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm in the middle of other studies at the moment.
            I get it. Keep it in mind. I'm sort of setting up to go to a Japanese language academy after studying Japanese in college, but going into a different field. Now, a bit down the road I'm financially well set up and am looking to take a year to do this thing. Good luck with whatever you end up doing.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Good luck with whatever you end up doing.
              Hey, you too anon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            unless you have some very specific interests I'd recommend setting aside 7-10 days for the generic tourist shit (which I consider to be Tokyo, Osaka, Kyoto and day trips from there).
            There's a reason everyone goes there and it's much easier to hang out with locals than in bumfuck inaka

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you're eventually just visiting for a week doing tourist shit you're wasting your time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to learn more japanese so I can watch anime without being quite so reliant on subtitles.
      There's a lot of value in being able to look away and still understand what's going on.

      I've picked up a smattering of words and grammer just by osmosis, but I've pretty much plateaued.
      In order to go further I need to read the words. But that's being gatekept by Japan's horrible written language system.
      If there was a simple kanji to romaji converter I would just do that. I don't really care about reading japanese text. I just want to use it to bolster my understanding of the spoken text.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imagine learning a language just consoom the most tranny slop form of media more effectively.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think most people are forced to learn english

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anime is the most based form of media available
          untouched by israeli hands or oppressive government

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't know about the Japanese government contacting BlackRock so they can make Japanese pop culture more in line with western values.
            It's over. Anime is already compromised.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              there is more old anime than i can possibly consoom b4 i die

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >got fired from his swiss banker job because his yt vids were too unhinged
        insanely based

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what does he do now though? didn't they ban all his social media accounts

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              giwtwm

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        need a qrd on this atrocity

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this

          this

          >got fired from his swiss banker job because his yt vids were too unhinged
          insanely based

          qrd?

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's easy to notice. They're literally smaller than the kanji they're sandwiched between. That's like being unable to see an apostrophe, it's right there.

    On a side note, it took me forever to understand grammar particle usage, in particular を. I just had to watch more anime to understand that you can use it in place of は or when you've already used は or が to identify the sentence subject.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >password has uppercase, lowercase and numbers
    >write down password
    >try next day
    >doesn't work
    AAAAAAAAA

    using different color pens was the easy fix,
    but man I'm glad password systems pretty much vanished

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when a cat does this pose, in japanese you say 香箱を作る it turns into an incense box 香箱座り lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when a cat does this pose, in japanese you say "fuckable little...."

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        neko fakku

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is that any stupider than calling it a loaf of bread?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        did i say it was stupid?

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm learning Japanese because I want to move there and teach English. vシv

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're over a decade late for that train lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How so? I know people that went over there right before COVID, and the country's open again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're over a decade late for that train lol

      No, he's not, lol. Globalization can be pretty based in some ways.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. I had a good chat with a Japanese lady I bought some stuff from on eBay who was talking about this

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's an easy way to remember. Shi makes a + sign through the katakana shi, and tsu makes a + sign through the katakana tsu. If it's the opposite you can't make a + sign with them so that's how you remember.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not about remembering, it's about fonts and shitty handwriting making it hard to distinguish.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "look at this Japanese girl, "She" has a horizontal hoohah."
      how that for a mnemonic?

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what two nuclear bombs does to a mother fucker

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We were taught cursive in grades 1-6. I was pretty good at making it legible & pretty, and I also liked drawing and doodling in notebooks so that little spark of artistry probably helped, but I was never a particularly fast writer and cursive was a bit of a pain in the ass anyway, but everyone had to do it for school. Then we got to 7th grade and cursive wasn't required anymore so pretty much everyone ditched it. I wasn't initially happy with my non-cursive handwriting, so in 7th grade I actually expended conscious effort to learn a new handwriting style that was aesthetically pleasing for myself.
    I don't really know jack shit about Japanese, I had a couple courses of it in gymnasium but barely got anywhere besides learning very basic sentence structures and writing in kana. Our teacher for those courses made sure to point out that our attempts to learn kana/kanji handwriting were still a lot more legible than some native Japanese people, naturally they have exactly the same kind of spectrum of people with varying skill levels in handwriting.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do troon love weebshit so much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do troons love
      >air
      >trees
      >animals
      >exercise
      >technology
      >camping
      >food
      >video games
      >sex
      >card games
      so much?

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to be reading Yotsuba in Japanese since I'm learning kanji and know all the Hiragana and Katakana. What's the best translator/dictionary for me to put in words/kanji I don't know yet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      use yomichan/yomitan with jmdict like everyone else, or jisho or whatever.
      I'd suggest moving on to JP to JP dictionaries at the first opportunity though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know enough Japanese words yet, but I will eventually move there once I feel like I know most common words. Thanks anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, once you feel comfortable enough with the language JP-JP dictionaries are much better since they actually explain the nuance and uses in different contexts: sites like goo辞書, Weblio and コトバンク. JP-other language dictionaries have the issue of them mostly just having one word translations which are often inadquate, especially if the target language's translated word has different nuances and uses. Of course this applies to all language learning, not just Japanese.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      use this graded book collection if you are just starting (but it's very beginner level).
      https://libgen.is/book/index.php?md5=FC9DE70EE2B6C0F2379C668042D26697
      Here is a yotsuba english to japanese, since it's very local dialect-y, so you can't really understand the japanese means without knowing what the whole phrase translates to.
      https://web.archive.org/web/20210108120605/https://bilingualmanga.com/manga/yotsubato/chapter-1/5-1
      Personally I suggest you to just pay for bunpro, I don't use it because I use renshuu, but it has the most important feature which is hiding furigani for kanji's that you explicity say you know.
      I like renshuu for the kanji dictionary, but it has so many flaws that I can't recommend it (but it's free), you really just need to micromanage how you learn, but I think bunpro should do a better job of just being a source you can just trust (I don't think it has a kanji dictionary, maybe it does, but yomichan and jissho should be good enough).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jisho

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish it was easier to find japanese subtitles for foreign stuff or older anime
    kitsunekko has a lot but not everything
    really I blame the japs also being just as bad as the americans in being monolingual dubfags

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Netflix with a VPN, animelon. Aside from that, you're fucked.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rate my handwriting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i not connecting to g
      >r is wrong
      Shojiki, 4/10

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You did the T wrong, it's hard to tell you're writing "nugget". And the dot over the u is just confusing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lower n
      >i not connected to g
      >r not properly done
      2/10 see me after class

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give me your cheatsheets.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >OW ME LOAD GUVNA, I WONTT TO SOOK THIS NIGGA DRY, I DO

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Imagine being that big soft. That's gotta be a pain in the ass.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To any janny monitoring this thread: nagger

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