>Game has multi seat vehicles. >Rush the driver seat. >Wait for a full load

>Game has multi seat vehicles
>Rush the driver seat
>Wait for a full load
>Immediately deliver us all at maximum speed into the waiting arms of Jesus Christ
I honestly and legitimately cannot resist doing this. I will do it every single fucking time. I will do it with randos. I will do it with friends I have known for decades. I will do it even when they are losing their patience with me and I swear I've gotten it out of my system. I will cry with laughter every single time. I want to stop but I can't stop. Is it just me? Is there something wrong with me? How do you resist the urge? I get the same urges when a teammate has his back to me and I can see their head bobbing around in my crosshairs, knowing a single press of a button will deliver me amusement and warm feelings, but I can resist. But put the lives of a full squad in my hands and give me the means to take them from 1000 feet to underground in the blink of an eye? I'm just not strong enough.
Help me Ganker

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE. GAAN. GEZELIG.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RETARD

    RETARD

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GAANCHADS

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry, you should grow out of it once you're past the 25yo mark.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon I'm 37 years old and I've been at this shit since Tribes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry I didn't give you the proper respect; I didn't know I was talking to a professional. Please forgive me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are my opposite
        >fly transport the entire time
        >actually ferrying people from base to combat zone

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he always remind me of Pat Sharp?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GAAn bros... Did he go too far....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can look up the video of the assault. the most dangerous thing they encountered was a CNN camera team

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same, thats why I refuse to get a drivers license

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nooooo my flight record
    >*kills himself*
    What a fag

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too much of a gaaner, I'm sorry anon

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet that dude banged so many stewardesses

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Story?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Be born in Tenerife
        >Really cool island tbh
        >Nice weather
        >Big fucking volcano on the middle means really nice mountain roads for togues
        >Cool beaches
        >Good food
        >Cheap prices
        >Some pilot fucker decides he can't wait a few more minutes so he kills 600 people
        >Now everyone knows us as that one big fuckup place
        I hate gaaners

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure at least here in bongland everyone knows tenerife as the holiday place before the plane crash place.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but its mostly because far more brits have died here from jumping balconies or swimming in beaches during bad weather

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dutch airline pilot is forced down at some hellhole island and decides HE GAAN when it wasn't his flights turn to go and conditions were so foggy he couldn't see 100 feet in front of him. he ended up killing most of the people on his flight and the other flight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally crashed his plane with no survivors
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenerife_airport_disaster

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'd recommend watching the "seconds from disaster" episode on the disaster at tenerife since there are too many grim details, it's one of the best documentaries about the event, despite being directed in a shitty TV format

      two planes had their landings diverted to an airport on the island of tenerife due to a terrorist threat at their initial destination airport, neither of them were really supposed to be there in the first place.
      pilots had some communication errors due to language boundaries, and there was a thick fog covering the island at the time of the accident, one of the pilots started taxing onto a runway that another plane was landing on due to misinterpreting a command as an OK to start takeoff. they couldn't see each other due to the fog, subsequently collided, and nearly everyone was killed. the landing plane failed to pull back up, throttled so hard the plane dipped and dragged its tail on the runway before the collision. it ripped the grounded plane in half, and ripped the roof entirely off. if this hadn't happened the few remaining survivors in the rear of the plane likely wouldn't have been able to climb out, because within 50 seconds to 2 minutes, the wreckage was entirely engulfed in flames.

      keep in mind this is an island, so relief efforts didn't arrive very promptly.

      one final sorry detail is the fact that the KLM pilot Jacob van Zanten was such an experienced pilot, he was the poster child of KLM, and appeared in all of their marketing. after the disaster, KLM went looking for him to investigate the accident, only to realize that he was the captain.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >shitty TV format
        Fuck that, watch MentourPilot:

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i'd recommend watching the "seconds from disaster" episode on the disaster at tenerife since there are too many grim details, it's one of the best documentaries about the event, despite being directed in a shitty TV format

          two planes had their landings diverted to an airport on the island of tenerife due to a terrorist threat at their initial destination airport, neither of them were really supposed to be there in the first place.
          pilots had some communication errors due to language boundaries, and there was a thick fog covering the island at the time of the accident, one of the pilots started taxing onto a runway that another plane was landing on due to misinterpreting a command as an OK to start takeoff. they couldn't see each other due to the fog, subsequently collided, and nearly everyone was killed. the landing plane failed to pull back up, throttled so hard the plane dipped and dragged its tail on the runway before the collision. it ripped the grounded plane in half, and ripped the roof entirely off. if this hadn't happened the few remaining survivors in the rear of the plane likely wouldn't have been able to climb out, because within 50 seconds to 2 minutes, the wreckage was entirely engulfed in flames.

          keep in mind this is an island, so relief efforts didn't arrive very promptly.

          one final sorry detail is the fact that the KLM pilot Jacob van Zanten was such an experienced pilot, he was the poster child of KLM, and appeared in all of their marketing. after the disaster, KLM went looking for him to investigate the accident, only to realize that he was the captain.

          Plainly Difficult also has a pretty good video on the disaster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZCTWleB1wc

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Plainly Difficult also has a pretty good video on the disaster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZCTWleB1wc

          thanks i'll watch these later. i recall the seconds from disaster had a pretty good reproduction of the stress and panic of the whole situation. it's a great series.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Two airplanes are on a runway at opposite sides
      >They can't see each other because the conditions are foggy
      >Picrel decides to GAAN after a miscommunication from the tower when he isn't supposed to GAAN
      >Ends up crashing with no survivors, there were survivors on the other plane though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like Ganker

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ten planes are waiting for takeoff
        >not my fucking problem WE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*boom*
        real life makes the best memes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is false
        https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/article/final-eight-minutes/

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Arcade back in the day had one of these cabs
    >Paid my money just to slam the plane into the nearest skyscraper
    Must have played this thing a hundred times and never once even attempted a proper landing

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WE GAAN
    >IK OOK IK OOK
    kek, why are you dutchies so hilarious when you speak?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HITLER DOOD, WAT NOU?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HITLER DOOD, WAT NOU?

      Still less retarded than english

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How the fuck is Dutch a language

      >i-is that a language that isnt my globohomo muttspeak? HOLD ME moronMAN

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >can't even enjoy light banter without bringing up politics
        unironically touch grass, jesus christ

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          redditspeak

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            call it what you will, you know I'm right

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >GTA IV freeroam mp
    >find annihilator
    >fly towards other people and shout "get in" mic to keep people from blasting thinking i will shoot
    >pack it full
    >immediately fly towards empire state buidling and shout "Allah ackbar" with godley & creme Cry blaring on the radio
    >*explode

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with that, but it only works once. If you repeat it then you're a cunt.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you get in twice?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm talking more of an example like at the start of a mission etc.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you get in twice?

        I'm talking more of an example like at the start of a mission etc.

        >"no bro, I was just kidding bro, its different this time, let me fly you to the Sultan RS bro"
        >*allah ackbars into the abandoned casino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >find a guy alone
      >clacson him to get in
      >when he get in I start heating a grenade but not throwing it
      >car explode killing us both
      worked as a kamikaze strategy to blow up guys with good cars too. good times

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        GTAIV had some incredible fucking physics and interactions
        >Playing a race in that multiplayer figure 8 track
        >Final lap
        >Get hit and end up hurtling towards the finish line backwards
        >Neck and neck with two other cars
        >Shoot the driver of the car on the other side of the middle car THROUGH the middle car in the head
        >His car pushes the car in the middle and spins it out
        >I win
        I will never have a finer fucking moment

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          can you do the same shit in GTAV multiplayer? this kinda reminded me how much fun I had by pissing off people with my surprise bombings

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I loved getting high up in a helicopter, bashing the tail rotor off on the side of a tall skyscraper, and trying to see how long I could keep the helicopter in the air. You could hold it up for a VERY long time if you were careful with the controls.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think you're too far gaan

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TERRAIN TERRAIN

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Battlefield 3
    >Load up a Jeep with C4
    >Drive into the nearest Tank
    >Jump out and detonate

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based OP. I remember playing BF2142 with friends, loading up those big dropships with our squad and then kamikazeing it into enemy ground vehicles, funniest shit ever.
    Only kind of similar, but it's part of why I love tanking in FFXIV, in some cases you can really fuck over your party.
    >doing a mechanic which requires remembering a sequence of 3 knockbacks
    >do the first 2 correctly, then turning on knockback immunity and doing the last one wrong
    >watch everyone follow me and get knocked out

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based I do the same. Any game without teamkilling is hardly worth playing

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck is Dutch a language

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw no one blamed the terrorists who forced the planes to divert to the Tenerife Airport

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure most people just blame the lack of communications standards among flight crews and ATC at the time which was why they decided to adopt a standardised language and terms for acknowledging transmissions.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah, that was why the accident happened and eventually the lack of standards for communication / transmission acknowledge would have caused another accident somewhere else.
        Anon is wrong because that terrorist group wasn't unscathed; it dissolved one year later due to losing all of its support due to the disaster.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that he survived

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure everyone on the KLM flight died, it was a few people on the PANAM flight who survived.

      Yeah but its mostly because far more brits have died here from jumping balconies or swimming in beaches during bad weather

      true kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He survived because he was the only person who wasn't wearing a seatbelt, so the explosion pushed him away from the danger

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No he didn't. The only survivors were the pilots and a few passengers from the other plane.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's Jacob Veldhuyzen van Zanten. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Veldhuyzen_van_Zanten

      61 on the Pam Am flight (who were not at fault) did survive.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His death was a cover up to save the image of the airline and his family. An insider said he lived and he just walked away after the accident. His last words before disappearing were "dispose of the bodies and pay me. My job here is done"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >who were not at fault
        everyone would've been fine if they went off the runway when they were supposed to

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >61 on the Pam Am flight (who were not at fault)
        Lmao americans and their victim complex.

        There were a lot of things they DID wrong here

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw my flight is on a DC-10

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game allows you to change team mid-game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like a slimy fuck even
      Physiognomy working as always

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like a top goon for a boss.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >While leading the 39th Army Group, he planned to defect to the Japanese, but before he could do so he was kidnapped and killed by his sworn brother and subordinate Gao Shuxun, who later gained command of this unit.
        >Deaths by live burial
        Looks like his "sworn brother" buried him alive.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GET IN BRO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I blew up so many poor bastards as a clueless child playing Tribes II. The vehicle controls were not intuitive, much less for aircrafts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Not becoming a bomber menace and ruining the life of tankfags and flat campers
        ngmi

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing some BF2 inna gulf of oman
    >sit on hotel as MEC
    >enemy transport heli coming from ship
    >start plunking at the space above the windshield for shiggles even though I know there's no chance it will hit
    >Anon1234 [SVD] HeliPilot
    >...
    >Passenger1 [Died]
    >Passenger2 [Died]
    >Passenger3 [Died]
    >Passenger4 [Died]
    >Passenger5 [Died]
    ngl it was probably one of the biggest rushes I ever got while playing an FPS
    >chopper starts going down, none of the men in

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fuck, ignore that last part

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im not ignoring the last part, in fact its the only part I read and im still reading it and im going to repeat reading it over and over and theres nothing you can do to stop me

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          I'm embroidering it on a tea towel as we speak

          goddamnit my day is ruined

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im not ignoring the last part, in fact its the only part I read and im still reading it and im going to repeat reading it over and over and theres nothing you can do to stop me

        I'm embroidering it on a tea towel as we speak

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chopper starts going down, none of the men in

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Passenger1 [Died]
      >Passenger2 [Died]
      >Passenger3 [Died]
      >Passenger4 [Died]
      >Passenger5 [Died]

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day gay

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unironically what was he thinking about during those few seconds he was airborne after crashing into the pan am?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably shitting his pants aggresively

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