>Game has multiple heroes. >Make one hero better that every other. >Give her OP weapons, talents and skills

>Game has multiple heroes
>Make one hero better that every other
>Give her OP weapons, talents and skills
>Make her constantly shit on every other hero
>Make her guilty of everything going wrong
What did Fatshark mean by this?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>Make one hero better that every other
    >>her

    Kruber isn't a woman.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Uhh, darling
      Waystalker has inane self-heal, more ammunition, aimbot ult which the likes of Bounty Hunter have to actually aim
      Shade has billion back damage and invisibility
      Handmaiden is the best rounded career, literally untouchable in right hands
      While all of Kruber careers are for teamplay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Grail Knight can solo most of the game with literally no effort.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No, you are only and exclusively allowed to complain about the elf while posting waifugay art of her or ratporn.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Special appers
          >Grail knight shits himself alive because he doesn't have any ranged weapons

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >side steps
            >heh, nothing personal

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >sidestepping 2 stabbers that fly on top of you at mach 5 speed
            yeah good luck with that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Waystalker has inane self-heal, more ammunition, aimbot ult which the likes of Bounty Hunter have to actually aim
        Waystalker also has to wait until the cursor shrinks while crossbows and guns are point and click.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If you aim longbow you don't have to wait and it reloads way faster

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >aiming
          lol i just fricking spam shortbow hipfire and hit F if i run out of ammo

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Make one hero better that every other
    They tried to be faithful to the lore.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Man, this lust provoking elf image is really compelling me to post in your thread. Well done OP.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Coombrainerism and memes have terminally broken these threads.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    all 4 (or 5) of them wouldn't last a minute on Hoxxes, I'll tell you that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bardin would alright, even if he is a sc**t

      >>Make one hero better that every other
      That is not dwarf.

      Yes, Bardin is the one being shit on the most
      Even his pay to win career is a pile of shit

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>Make one hero better that every other
    That is not dwarf.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want an elf gf so bad skaven bros

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    elf pussy nonstop nakadashi

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kerrillian's perfect feet

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      https://us.rule34.xxx//images/6276/fce82a1ef970d60b71ee712902760bbc.png

      https://us.rule34.xxx//images/6156/645a743bfb79aaf37dfb3764cbf76a73.jpeg?7003981

      https://us.rule34.xxx//images/4535/928d0b24934eef82915731896e1fb7d4.png?6653393

      https://us.rule34.xxx//images/5851/f57c7c2f4457e46a28ca5116cbf275d6.png?6652921

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Very cool video game thread.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        thanks i cum on cat she hiss at penis

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh okay.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the mask stays on for the entire length of the relationship.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, she is literally built for kissing and hand holding.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kerillian was my favourite character.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Other option were:
      >Best boy human fighter Kruber
      >Based b***h Hunter Saltzpyre
      >Cool non-stop fire fire fire grandma Sienna
      >Bro-tier dwarf ranger Bardin
      Only shows that you have had no taste

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I do feel a little guilty hogging all the circles but then again elf is so fun that I don't care

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kerrillian's perfect feet

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HOW DO I PLAY THORN ELFSISTERS???

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's the cool part, you don't. Play Saltzpyre instead.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You saw the characters they came up with, nobody would play them.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >elves are better than everyone else
    >the elves acknowledge this and regularly dunk on the other races
    >everyone else seethes
    >this somehow came as a surprise
    OP is a mayfly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dwarfs are betters than elves yet game shits on Bardin hard.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How did they shit the bed with darktide so hard? THEY RELEASED THE SAME GAME THRICE AND FRICKED IT UP EACH BUT THE FIRST TIME

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They probably fricked up halfway through and had to restart development. It's also based on an older fork of VT2 so many of the improvements didn't make it.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >elves

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >fat and ugly
      do people really

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DISCUSS VERMINTIDE YOU VERMIN, I WANT TO b***h ABOUT THE ELVES

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BBC

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >when shit hits the fan and you're the last man standing
    I fricking live for this moment.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Shit hits the fan
      >I play foot knight kruber
      >Assassins, leeches, blightstormers suddenly decide to spawn
      >I dodge each one, kill them all
      >Final stretch to my respawned teammates
      >Gunner rat pops out
      >I charge him
      >Stop two feet away from him
      >He shoots me to death
      I will never tell them that I still had ammo

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