>game has suprise mechanic

>game has suprise mechanic

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she deserves anal breasts monkey style

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the smell

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    totally not a staged photo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Staged post

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        staged response

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Staged post

      staged response

      good work guys, coffee break?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cute monke

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >look im so hot but also pretend to work a shitty job xDD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >attractive people don't exist in regular jobs
      have you ever been outside?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have you ever practiced critical thinking?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          have you ever been at some place recognizing everybody's face until you realized that there was no one there you knew?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            have you ever felt like there was more like someone else was keeping score?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So are you trying to imply that this woman is not attractive or that making bread is not a regular job?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ottoman soldiers used to rape these women in front of their husbands

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why is humanity like this?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why do you people immediately generalise everything to the whole fricking species

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >generalization is le bad except when im racist

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's no reason for you to even post this cope
                Btw it was the usual suspects

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              turks don't count as human.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There were a lot of non turks in the ottoman army

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "turks" are a modern invention, they're all islamized rapebabies.
                where do you think they got the manpower? Kidnapped babies, rapespawn, etc.
                The term "turk" shouldn't even exist, just like as non-iranian Azerbaijani.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I aint the most versed on genetics n shieeeet but turks aren't just a conglomeration of rape and came from the steppes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They were initially when they arrived in modern Iran around circa late AD 900s or somesuch but by the time they invaded Anatolia they had been thoroughly mongrelized by the same rape conglomeration. Those beasts hadn't been steppe-dwellers for centuries prior.
                Hell even when they arrived in Iran they had already been mongrelized, you'd think the ancient ones would've been 100% slant-eyed but most likely had been mutts akin to modern uzbeks and whatever other churkastanis you might find.
                "turks" have always been a mongrel slave race, an amalgamation of whatever they could steal, even back in late antiquity.
                In fact, when they arrived in Iran there had been turkics living there already, as they were fairly popular slaves employed by pre-islamic Iranians.
                Don't be fooled by their narratives, turkey's modern steppe heritage is negligible save from a few thousand tatar expelees from tsarist and soviet times in Russia.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're literally a rape posse from the east

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                turks don't count as human.

                turks were christians you know nothing you are just as bad as the ottomans

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah no shit, where do you think the rapebaby part comes from?
                Where do you think the turks got their soldiers from?
                Who do you think lived in "their" country before being transmogrified into whatever they are nowadays?
                Half the locations where the new testament takes place all have moronic made-up names like türkyörüköyblüglü.
                They're no longer human, those beasts are one of the biggest, if not the biggest, evidence of mass demonic possesion.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >just like as non-iranian Azerbaijani.
                someone here actually red-pilled regarding the Caucasus version of FYROM...omoshiroi

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She cute.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would bread with her

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Attractive people don't exist in "shitty" jobs, which is very true.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "shitty" is pretty subjective - i could say that's any wageslave job like something in a mall

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that prostitute is working a tipped job which means she earns more than doctors and lawyers because the doctors and lawyers tip her twice the cost of whatever she's serving

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You don't tip your Donkey Kongs?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the food doctors and lawyers eat?
              shitty $10 restaurant burgers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If an attractive person is doing a regular job that means they're a MASSIVE failure.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This. If you got 10/10 chad genetics but still work for minimum wage or worse, for free voluntarily, then something is very wrong with you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If an attractive person is doing a regular job that means they're a MASSIVE failure.

            What's the logic here, what if you're good looking but absolutely skilless?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              surely you don't suck too much at sucking wiener

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You can literally get paid millions of dollars simply for having good genes that make you look frickable, so that's no excuse.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                surely you don't suck too much at sucking wiener

                I was thinking in the context of men.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                surely you don't suck too much at sucking wiener

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her hair would be tied-up and/or a sweaty mess if she was actually working in that suit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      shes literally a twitch streamer insta-thot you gullable simps

      >he's never seen a hot girl working at a shitty fast food place before

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Happens less and less often. They have an easier time and make better money as waitresses, so most of them do that while fricking either the owner of the business or the guys that come in.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They have an easier time making six figures by selling feet pics

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm attractive, but I don't work at all, I use all my time to keep myself attractive
      now what?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm attractive
        post face or gtfo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why would you ever post a picture of yourself to the internet?
          There's nothing but regret down that path

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like you're too cowardly to post face.
            pic related, me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get to be donkey kong
      >shitty job

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's porn, isn't it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stupid dumb newbie scum

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no but she is an onlyfans e-girl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ai, you clown

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Current year celebrity vs random mascot costume girl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its the same shit but with yellow fever gays

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking LOVE monkey girls bros

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a thin wife beater like that would be plastered to her body with sweat if she'd actually work that outfit for even 5 minutes. clearly staged and fake and therefore, gay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      doubt it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >attractive people don't exist in regular jobs
        have you ever been outside?

        shes literally a twitch streamer insta-thot you gullable simps

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and? moronic frog poster just said some moronic shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          considering when the DK pic was taken she's literally 50 years old

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            have you never heard of filters you inbred hick?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              show me the filters that turn an old woman young in real time

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's called being a fit asian

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but shes latina?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                mystery meat. got it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                kys now

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                brutal

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I prefer the obaachan.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's awful make up

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >she has this picture on her instagram
          /v/aifu confirmed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, you did it now, Ganker. You've gone and granted me the perfect IRL waifu. This is quite possibly, THE ejaculate immaculate, encapsulated in a single photograph. That outfit, the pants, that face, those eyes. That somewhat demure, yet tomboyish gaze. The length of the hair. The contrasting shades of colors with her perfect, flawless, skin juxtaposed upon the green swampy background. Those utterly kissable lips. I want to take her to places both known and unknown. I want to go on adventures with her. I want her to go on adventures with ME. I want to spar with her. I want her to kick my ass but then lovingly help me up as she promptly gives me the wettest, most adoring kiss with tongue in the world.

          But I also want to walk with her, side by side in some neon-light-laden street in a busy, bustling city as city pop plays in the background.She's in a trench coat with a short skirt. We're both smiling and having the time of our lives. We live and grow old together. Why can't this be real? WHY.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            her name?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Albert Einstein

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                jackie chan (not the actor)

                Doesnt matter

                i found her, thanks buttholes

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Doesnt matter

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shoes are so fricking ugly now, Christ.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what race is this?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Looks like asian-latino breed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Get born with good genes
          >Instantly get successful from the start without needing to work for it
          How do ugly women and whales even compete in a rigged game like this?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >How do ugly women and whales even compete in a rigged game like this?
            by going for 8/10 dudes instead of 10/10

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They take over all the industries that hire beautiful people or create them and then debase it, followed by demoralizing anyone questioning why ugly people are playing the part of Juliet.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the funniest thing about statements like pic rel is that they are basically admitting they also think the actress is ugly or not fit for the part, making her perfect for their subversion campaign

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's so fricking weird, because the lady isn't even bad looking, she just doesn't look like fricking Yennefer.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no visible tats
          I´m almost impressed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >BRO THIS ATTRACTIVE GIRL PRETENDED TO WORK A SHITTY JOB THIS ONE TIME ( I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW THE CONTEXT OF THE IMAGE SO I AM MAKING THIS SHIT UP HAHA I AM SO BASED !) SO THIS MEANS THERE ARE NO ATTRACTIVE GIRLS WORKING SHIT JOBS HAHA I AM SO BASED !

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There is literally no reason to work minimum wagecuck jobs if you got 10/10 genes that make you frickable, though. the only types of people that stay in shitty jobs forever are moronic subhumans like downies.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what kind of argument is that? "there is no reason", ok ? they still do though ? fricking idiot

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >moron makes up argument to seem smarter

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I bet you're the same kind of gullible that believes a woman with dangling beef curtains who claims she's only had sex with two guys in her life. I was there too once. Women are lying prostitutes and the quicker you realize that the less heart crushing sadness you'll experience.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What type of Asian is this? It also just looks like some kind of Black person Asian to me. Is it just Black person tier makeup she's got on?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Almost like Africans and Asians have similar facial features.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I mean, they don't. You just posted 2 Black folk that look like they are from Africa

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the woman looks like kinda like a SEA monkey who if I remember right colonized madagascar while not taking any shit for it somehow.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >boss can abduct your party member

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >game has unexpected insta-kill mechanics

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whoever came up with this skit was 100% doing for a boner

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the taste

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That shit look like that mario rpg boss.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >eat cheerleader
      >now you're stuck together in a very warm suit
      God imagine.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i bet they fricked in that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You're done! You’ve been replaced! And here’s the contract to prove it!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A kid went to his first sport ball show, saw this and became a voregay
      I am sure this happened

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Expand dong?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >second boss joins the fight midway through to double team you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >boss has multiple phases

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a name for this girl before the thread 404s please

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jackie chan (not the actor)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game has a behind the scenes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do they breathe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fan is inflating the suit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        through the butt

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fan inflating the suit also cycles fresh air in, it's not a hermetically sealed party balloon.
        If the fan fails there's high risk of the suit material wrapping around their face and suffocating them though.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >there's high risk of the suit material wrapping around their face and suffocating them
          For real?!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's basically a big plastic bag and it's fairly easy for you to get lost in the excess material folding over itself once its shape isn't being held anymore.

            Was he trying to frick pikiachu?

            Suit started deflating so crew member rushed to get the dancer off stage and out of it. Security initially thought he was an attacker from the audience, and then casually backed off once they realized who he was.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Was he trying to frick pikiachu?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's basically a big plastic bag and it's fairly easy for you to get lost in the excess material folding over itself once its shape isn't being held anymore.
          [...]
          Suit started deflating so crew member rushed to get the dancer off stage and out of it. Security initially thought he was an attacker from the audience, and then casually backed off once they realized who he was.

          I thought he was a coomer, but he was truly a comrade. I appreciate that hustle.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick, are there undetected ninjas everywhere?
      Sasuga

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good lord, imagine the smell inside that suit

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every Nintendo franchise is metroid.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous


    >game lets you return to early game zones at max level

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Because catbox is down.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        honestly, I'm not impressed by someone who can play fast, but just plays regular grooves. Guys that can flawlessly groove multiple polyrhythmic patterns (like Herb Alexander) or can just fricking fill through a song (like Keith Moon) are way more impressive

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys changed the argument from "no attractive person works shitty jobs" to "if an attractive person works a shitty job then bla bla". Ok...how does that make it untrue ? Are you actually stupid ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They look at a few 12/10 Stacey's making it big without realizing how hyper competitive OF milking and camwhoring is.

      I mean you can't argue with rich gays who manage to "buy" super attractive women but that's a bit different than a woman going "I don't need no man I got only fans"

      Back then it was a lot easier to have pair of big breasts and start up your own camprostitute website and make bank, but now every woman on earth thinks she can just do Only Fans.

      Men are terrible simps for uplifting these women, but in a vast market of prostitutes to chose from you're not going to throw money at all of them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ask natural triple f tiddies friend if she wants to try her hand at cleavage streaming back when there was only a handful doing it
        >split 50/50 and we could be rolling in money
        >says she doesnt want to be a camprostitute
        >time passes and cleavage streaming becomes rated for for 1-2 years olds
        >says she wishes she had taken me up on the offer
        ill never not be fricking mad

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>says she wishes she had taken me up on the offer
          yea bro. this super hot big titted woman is totally regretful she didnt take you up on the offer of giving you a cut of her money for no reason. wtf were you gonna do for her? teach her how to sign up on twitch? stfu larper!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >v thinks a shitty job is the one's theyre qualified for: dishwasher or janitorial or some tradecrap

      shocking

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uh oh stinky

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She should do more artistic badass photoshots instead of the bogstandard twitch thot selfies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >egirl
      >:(
      >egirl in front of chinese restaurant
      :DDDDD

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically. Aesthetic matters.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are the best games featuring apes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >u mad whyte boi?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tattoos
      ruined

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    omg i wanna frick her

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you can bully and harass party members

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game has one-shot mechanics

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she won the fight, but if you look at his face, he won the game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Godamnit youre right

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he that close, in the UFC they keep a good distance

      In fact he’s already close enough in the beginning she can kick

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what a fricking idiot..

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's his disability?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can't count to 3

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          underrated

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game has professions

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >party member betrays your trust

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who is this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lily Laness.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >boss has unavoidable mechanic

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this the thread?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes?

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post more of this hot Asian

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if he doesn't want to post more of his thot Asian

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then he's a meanie who doesn't want to share.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        stuff like that a rare sorry anon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          damn

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >itt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sexo

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