>Game: Hitman
>Show: House of the Dragon
It would be fun having a medieval/fantasy assassination game.
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>Game: Hitman
>Show: House of the Dragon
It would be fun having a medieval/fantasy assassination game.
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>Prince of Persia
>none because I don't watch TV
You have watched television at some point in your life and that show is now it
man shut the frick up, what a shitty fricking thread holy shit
yeah, i don't even know what to say
>troony from twitter
>normalgays pozzflix shows
>Nightmare of Decay
>I haven't watched tv in decades
This
>Monday Night RAW
>FFX/2
It already happened and it was kino
I don't watch TV, the last one was probably looney tunes when I was a kid or something.
ok, try this
>last Ganker thread you viewed (based on your search history)
>mixed with the last game you played
>last Ganker thread you viewed (based on your search history)
this one
>mixed with the last game you played
i don't play videogames
>Mass Effect 1
>Jack Ryan
So Alpha Protocol?
>House
>Factorio
um
Okay so I've been thinking of this and I think I got it. It's either pic related or I'm pulling a giant sized animal out of my ass. Like.. planet sized creature.
>Have to follow the symptoms of the sick area of a planet. Bleeding, swelling, blah blah. Pretend The Flesh Pit is sick and you have to figure out what it is
>Carting off mucus to get to where you need to go
>Immune system is the size of megaflora, AKA biters, and they are indiscriminate to foreign objects, be they an infection or a factory builder trying to help
>Solve some complex medical mystery by chasing symptoms as you found it
>Oh look, the filtering system for the blood isn't working
>Have to set up a factory to filter the blood and cart off whatever waste you're filtering out to where ever waste is disposed of
It sounds disgusting and disturbing and weird and I'd play the absolute frick out of it.
Space Engineers mixed with Scorn?
Dragon ball z Dark souls 3
So like fighting freiza in a church with a sword. someone make AI art of that.
>what unholy abomination has just been created
A "what if" twitter thread.
>Show: The Last of Us
>Game: Jump King
>breaking bad
>escape from tarkov
sounds kino af
Mine is similar
>Breaking Bad
>Stalcraft
Reminds me of the Jet smuggling ring from New Reno in FO2, Myron is obviously Waltuh in this situation.
I genuinely can't remember the last time I watched television. Damn.
Anime counts.
>Ancient Apocalypse
>Stellaris
precursors already exist in the game, guess it gets a new type of them?
Game: Homeworld
Show: Hammer and Bolter
meh, Gothic Armada...
>it’s always sunny in Philadelphia
>tropical freeze
So what, the snowmads invade paddy’s pub?
>Game: The Last of Us
>Show: The Last of Us
I don't think it will work. Way too ambitious.
>master chef
>splatoon 3
obvious cooking sim.
Plot involves gordon ramsey being found in stasis in a cryogenic capsule.
Instead of a health bar you have an emotion meter, and every time gordon yells at your squid over a minor mistake it wears down.
Once it wears down fully your squid breaks down in a comedic fashion such as crying ink and swimming away in it's own tears, or jumping into the sink to run away.
Battlestar Galactica: Elden Ring edition
>Gundam 1979
>Apex Legends
You're welcome
>Dishonored
>Succession
I think this would turn out okay.
>Documentary about Pompeii
>Final Fantasy XIV
Rome-themed MMO that launches in a shitty state and they decide to do a world reset where Vesuvius wipes out the entire game world and delivers a reboot of the MMO where you rise from the ashes and it turns out to be wildly successful.
>peep show
>gta online
kek
>where's the meth, Jeremy?
>Better Call Saul
>Final Fantasy XIV
WoL has to find a new home on one of the reflections and runs a bakery. Sole random mfer recognizes that he's the WoL and adventure shenanigans begin again.
>Halo
>Halo
I dont think Master Chief would fit in the Halo universe
Show: TNG
Game: Baldur’s Gate
Frick a 2e spelljammer BG style game would be pure kino
>Tokyo Revengers
>Dwarf Fortress
Proceduraly generated delinquent gangs
>Ace wo nerae
>Death stranding
Hitomi replaces sam
*Hiromi
>You Will Never
>Be a Woman
>Hitman
>Law & Order
Would be kino. Watching McCoy cross him about an explosive rubber duck
Game: Brigador
Show: Cowboy Bebop
I'd pay big money to watch/play it
>Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones
>Siskel and Ebert
Wonder what kind of units they would be?
Assassins creed used to be that 🙁
>Ghost of Tsushima
>The Chase
so a samurai has to play a team-based gameshow to save his island from the mongols
>FFX
>Jojo Part 6
A prison break story starring Yuna and Rikku would be kino. The stands could be replaced by summons.
>Mass Effect 2
>House
Honestly the idea of a Bones-McCoy-style space doctor simulator sounds kino af, as long as the cases are lain out in an episodic format like Ace Attorney, we good. Kind of like Viscera Cleanup Detail, but the victims are still alive and kicking. FOR NOW...
>Last of Us
>Last of Us
???
"Making Hat Kid a Murderer"
I always knew there was something evil about her.
Why do you think she's so smug all the time? I can fix her, tho.
>Top Gear
>Elden Ring
>Who can do a complete circuit qrojnd the Lands Between faster, the car or a man on a horse?
Yeah, I'd watch it
>Hitman
>The Last of Us
So instead of Joel it would be Agent 47 surviving the apocalypse and instead of Ellie it would be Victoria.
>King of Fighters Destiny x King of Fighters XV
I think it will just be King of Fighters
Skyrim
Family Guy
have a nice day
Which part triggered you?
>Sengoku Rance
>Degrassi: The Next Generation
>House
>Dwarf Fortress
Nani?
>Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
>Imperator Rome
>Avatar: Last Airbender
>God Hand
The ATLA game we deserve
That sounds pretty fricking awesome
Frick me, God Hand's moveset building and martial arts styling would be perfect for an ATLA game, wouldn't it?
I don't remember what I last watched, I haven't watched TV in over 10 years
>Halo Infinite
>Park and Rec
We really need to fill in that pit on Zeta Halo.
>Donbrothers
>Daemon x Machina
Would restore my faith in humanity.
>Armored Core: V
>Nier: Automata Ver1.1a
Armored Core game written by Yoko Taro or Nine-Ball, White Glint, etc. in SinoAlice / Re[in]carnation or something else?
Sign me the frick up.
have a nice day twatter subhuman.
>Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous
>Game of Thrones
>Chernobyl
>Divinity Original Sin 2
This is just Underrail.
>Shadows over Loathing
>South Park
I'm pretty sure this could work somehow.
I don't watch TV. The closest thing I can think of is watching Madoka Rebellion while my internet was down. Last game was Fire Emblem Engage.
So Madoka Emblem. Might be a pain in the ass to get a large enough team without pulling in Magia Record characters, but it should work.
Elden Ring and Dickinson’s Real Deal
Kino
>Sekiro
>Two & A Half Men
I can envision Charlie telling Alan that the Corrupted Monk is "very sexy".
"Charlie, Walk away..."
"Relax Alan, this could be interesting!"
死 DEATH
>game: Nightmare Creatures
>Show: Stargate SG1
idk what happens but I guess SG1 just kills everything
Devil May Cry 5
Star Trek: Voyager
>Mr. Paris, your attempts at 'juggling' these Kazon is quite frankly disappointing
>Observe
>Star Trek Deep Space 9
>Star Ocean The Divine Force
Nothing changes except the game actually has parts set in space now.
>WoW
>Resident Alien
I don't even know
From all the things that could come up from it, if it's ever done, it'll probably be a shitty "who's the werewolf" type of game
JEOPARDY!
Age of Empires 2
So just a history trivia show.
>tv show: what we do in the shadows
>game: disco elysium
oh shit, it's gonna get fricking weird
isn't that just vampire the masquerade, but on crack with trannies?
>Columbo
>Daggerfall
"Uh, one more thing, Lord Woodborne, and this has been botherin' me for a while now..."
>Kerbal Space Program
>The Wire
Shit that sounds really cool.
>NFSMW
>TLoU
doesn't work unless you go full madmax
>the mighty boosh
>elden ring
...AND SIR TONY HARRISON, THE ALL-KNOWING
>Seinfeld
>CyberPunk
It would be a fun one-off maybe
Megaman X
Star Trek: The Next Generation
On a routine patrol the Enterprise encounters a subspace emission carrying an advanced Virus which infects Data without anyones knowledge. At the same time a distress signal is picked up from a distant planet. While investigating the signal they arrive at planet Megaman X in a state of chaos as an apparent uprising is taking place. On the away team Data appears transfixed with a terminal with a mysterious symbol (Sigma's) when he is beamed away, the away team searches when they run into a robot clad in blue also who says is searching for Data and others like him so he can find a way to bring peace to the situation.
>Arcane
>league of legends
It's league of legends, but actually good? I can't even imagine it
Spy X Family
GTA 3
weird but could be good
>Deep Space Nine
>Stellaris
Apart from a significant difference in scale, I don't see anything wrong with this.
dragon ball and eft. we already had part where goku fights armed man so nothing new pretty much. and we are already searching for balls during christmas event in tarkov so nothing new here too
I don't remember the last tv show I watched, I don't watch tv and haven't for the past 6-7 years so I'm going to use the the last movie
>avatar 2
>8-bit armies
An avatar RTS huh
Sounds like that Dune PC game way back in the day.
>Hellsing
>FNaF 3
>Komi can't communicate
>Pokemon Emerald
cute
>Borderlands 2
>Remarriage & Desires
I have no what the end result would be apart from a horrible, confusing mess
>x-files x Forza horizon 5
I don't know what to think. Maybe they'll ass some story, like Top Gear in fh4 where you have to chase ayylmaos on some shitty 80s rustbucket.
>The White Lotus season 2
>Unreal Gold
People having a terrible vacation with family, lovers and prostitutes while monsters jumping around over the place shooting them.
>Transformers Prime
>Halo
Honestly could be cool
>Seinfeld
>Genshin Impact
Huh... I'd watch it
What would work better, Genshin characters in a Sienfeld-like sitcom, or the Seinfeld cast in the Genshin world?
probably the first one because anime girls would make you watch any amount of trash but I doubt you would play a game about whiny israelites in a fantasy world
>Wasteland 3
>Futurama
Would play.
the last time I watched tv was probably over a year ago and a single old episode of the simpsons
who cares about the rest of your question this thread sucks wiener and no answer was gonna be funny. kys
>X-Files
>Vampire Survivor
>Mulder that werewolf was not killed by garlic, it was just a hairy man having an allergic reaction
Not a bad combo
>Reacher
>Grim Dawn
I have no idea how this would work but could be cool.
>Better Call Saul meets Red Dead Redemption II
>Here's your stolen bonds Arthur. Here's all the Pinkertons in the Land of Enchantment looking for you. If you want to stay a happy cowboy and not hang around with an albatross around your neck, you better listen to me and Mr. Strauss instead of going all Black and spending it like you're doing.
>GTA 5
>frasier
i'd like to see it
>Disco Elysium
>Ash Vs Evil Dead
I think Harry would do fairly well against deadites
Game: Pokemon
Show: Prison Break
Team Rocket breaking out of jail.
>can't remember the last time I've watched a TV show or a movie or what it was
TV show means anime excluded right.
Better Call Hazama? Bound to be a fun time.
>Yakuza 3
>Always Sunny in Philadelphia
a normal episode of this shit is basically the average substory, I'm completely fine with this
>The Gang hunts a panty thief
>Kingdom Come: Deliverance
>Better Call Saul
Your honour, my client clearly fricked Lady Stephanie because he felt obligated to please a woman of such high noble status.
Trial by Combat! A tale of Saul Goodman would be a kino title ngl.
bad batch/mandalorian + slay the spire.
>Midsomer Murders
>Hitman
So I just play as the killer and they never find me?
>Persona 2 EP
>Bocchi
>voyager
>dbz
Neelix with super sayan hair is making me chuckle
>the last of us
>dark souls 1
The road trip now takes place across a continuous interconnected world. No fast travel at all, ever.
Workbenches are bonfires.
Joel is an STR build, Ellie is DEX.
You can switch between them at workbenches, with the other following as AI.
>Golden Boy
>Sekiro
A horny ninja learns a lot about feudal Japan?
>Adventure time
>DMC5
I think an AT game would work well with DMC style gameplay
Not exactly crossed wtih DMC but kingdom hearts is quite close to DMC gameplay wise
Paladins x Breaking Bad
>Ragnarok online
>Futoku no guild
>Half Life Alyx
>Hunters
So basically just Half Life Alyx but instead of combines you fight nazis.
>Brigador
>Some Argentinian game show I watched in yesterday's lunch
Smash TV with mechas?
>Ancient Apocalypse
>Vermintide 2
>Graham Hanwiener travels around the world to find out the Younger Dryas was actually a thousand years of war of 4 dudes against an army of ratmen.
Yeah, im thinking kino.
>Hajimete no Otsukai ("Old Enough" on Netflix)
>Dungeons 3
a game where I build an underground fortress for training and powering up an army of japanese toddlers, so I can send them on errands in the overworld. retrieving dango, takoyaki and ninja-assassinating VIPs. sounds kinda like evil genius.
>Shark Tank
>Smite
Mr. Wonderful would be jungle for sure.
>Titan Quest
>Roseanne
Yeah, I've got nothing.
Twilight Zone x Thief
Mass Effect
Stranger Things
>Dinner: Impossible
>Vermintide 2
We're going to be eating lots of rats.
>Game:Powerslave
>Show:History of the Luftwaffe
>Mobile Suit Gundam Battle Operation 2
>The Terror S1
I have no idea how this would even work. A lone Zaku stalking some Fed crew in the Arctic?
I don't watch television
>Hitman
>The Boys
>SMT IV
>Rewatching Wakfu
It better have some rough intercourse or no buy.
Wednesday and Elden Ring. Only difference I think would be is Wednesday would have bare feet.
>Walking Dead
>Karryn's Prison
I don't like where this is going....
Donbrothers Dead Redemption 2
>Walking Dead
>Final Fantasy 14
So basically blasphemies/sin eaters ramped up to 11 except zombies
Fargo season 1 and Fire Emblem 3 Houses. Fire Emblem with a bunch of quirky Midwesterners in a bunch of snowy maps, I could get behind that.
>Stargate SG-1
>Noita
Sure I'll take it
>Factorio
>Aqua Teen Hunger Force
I honestly genuinely don't know. Something like a factory/city builder game but all the recipes are nonsensical?
>tfw your OoGhiJ MIQtxxXA gets sent back in time
I hate it when that happens
>Metro 2033
>The Sopranos
Ay 'Tiom
>Fallout 3 x King of the Hill
kek sounds great
>heroes of the storm
>smallville
hey, new content
>Rainbow Six: Velma
I have no fricking idea how that is supposed to work.
Punished Shaggy emerges from the grave after being murdered by Norville and buried 3 ft deep in the woods. he's back with a vengeance, and he's on a mission to kill gay brown pretenders.
Norville is sadly the only character in Velma who's not a genuinely terrible person, but he is a simp who gets friendzoned harder than I've ever seen anybody get friendzoned before. Even in the worst adaptation the franchise has yet seen, the Shaggy is always the best character, as bittersweet as that is here.
King of the hill
Resident evil Code Veronica
>The Rig
>Ixion
Spooky scottish space adventures, sign me up.
>Dwarf Fortress
>Chernobyl
It fits pretty well.
>project zomboid
>always sunny
goddamn someone make it
>Shadows House
>Inscryption
anime also airs on TV so it counts
would be interesting to see how the Grandfather of Shadow House is actually just Leshy and that we're about to witness some real fricked up ARG
>the walking dead
>Ocarina of Time
Seinfeld
Legends of Runeterra
Would be fun seeing the cross over skins
Ancient Apocalypse
Conan Exiles
It's an open world exploration/survival game with crafting set before the ice age shortly after the drowning of Atlantis. As a survivor, you have to explore uncharted foreign lands for a new home, settle and relearn the ancient techniques and technology of your doomed civilization.
>set before the ice age shortly after the drowning of Atlantis
I get this is Howard's pre-history pangea lore, but that makes no sense from a logical standpoint. Would the melting of the ice caps been what flooded atlantis in the first place?
It wasn't due to flooding, it was sudden undersea earthquakes from shifting tectonic plates which caused the island(s) to sink and saw the whole civilisation swallowed up by the ocean in a single day.
>Escape From Tarkov
>The Boondocks
I desperately need this.
>the walking dead
>escape from tarkov
would actually be kino
does Russia even make Zombie movies?
They don't really have the concept of zombies because they would be indistinguishable from the average Russian gopnik.
that's what makes it kino tho...
>Vinland saga
>Moemon
Oh no, cute girls are coming to pillage and rape us! Maybe even enslave us, oh no!
>Nathan For You
>Death Stranding
I can see it happening
>stargate sg1
>snowrunners
What
>Gannibal
>Fear and Hunger
Not much has changed
>Arrested Development
>Fable 3
FRICK
Signalis and Bocchi The Rock
hmm
>Star Trek Voyager
>King of Fighters
Team based fighter with aliens
or
Story about people traveling the universe to beat each other up in a tournament
Both ideas are based
>REmake 3
>Trailer Park Boys
Zombie outbreak in a trashy trailer park and they need to smoke dope and get drunk to kill the zombies?
Also more swearing than the memes here about the REmakes' writing
>corey and trevor get bitten and turned
>no one notices or cares
>Supernatural
>RDR 2
I honestly don't even know
I'm still waiting for a Ghost Rider prequel with Sam Elliot, wtf Hollywood?
Open world supernatural, riding around in an old beater filled with guns and weird shit hunting creepy crawlies, all with autistic attention to detail.
>The last Smackdown episode where Eddie Guerrero appeared
>Hades
Might just work.
>Hunt Showdown
>Dark
Unironically could be awesome. Time travel, shadowy organizations, and cryptid hunting.
>Judgment
>Peaky Blinders
yeah that'll work
>pathfinder
>sg1
yeah new crpg starkino just dropped
>The Last Of Us
>Need For Speed Most Wanted
So Carmageddon?
>Digimon Survive
>Roseanne
?????
This is honestly just making me imagine a sitcom with Digimon. It's just your average sitcom except the digimon are also there doing stuff.
>Game: Overcooked
>Show: Hot Ones with Gordon Ramsay
>Game: Blade & Sorcery
>Show: Thunderbolt Fantasy
GOD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>GTA V
>The Sopranos
Adult AJ gets isekai'd mid flight to LA after try to leave behind his father's history. When he lands, he realizes that its in the GTA univrse from playing San Andreas before. Crime and Choas ensues.
>gundam evolution
>gundam: witch from mercury
They add Ariel to gun evo next season, if the game is still alive.
I think they just had an event season focused on Mercury last month, didn't they?
>The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya x Tetris on the NES
Haruhi drags the gang into the Classic Tetris World Championships and if none of them gets a maxout the world fricking ends
I'm only 6 episodes into broadcast order season 1 so I don't have a perfect hold on what the show's actually about but that's what I could gather from the baseball episode
>Dragon Ball Z
>Final Fantasy IV
Yep, I'm thinking kino.
One Piece and Fire Emblem
Metroid Dread
Better Call Saul
>Red Alert 2
>For All Mankind
Oh wait it already exists
Abbott Elementary
Oxygen Not Included
Get to wach 1st Graders try to repair a nuclear reactor.
>Genshin Impact
>Chainsaw Man
Raiden Shogun solos the Gun Devil.
Who the hell watches tv shows? I think the last one I watched was Breaking Bad in 2013 and I quit in the last season because it was wasting my time.
So Breaking X Bad Metroid.
Rainbow 6 siege X Everyone loves Raymond
>some twitter OP posting homosexual tags my hitman tag in the catalog
have a nice day, useless rape baby
>Bombergirl
>Angry Beavers
I can dig it.
vampire survivor
tng
everything looks exactly the same
>The Last of Us
>Minecraft
Could be worse
Zoids Xenoblade
I'm in heaven.
>NFS Hot pursuit
>Star Wars the clone wars
A star wars street racing game could be kino if done right
>EU4
>game of thrones dragon show
>it's still EU4 but with a crusader kings overhaul and game of thrones flavor mods
>Seinfeld
>Kingdom Hearts 3 ReMind Data fights
World is called Jerry's Apartment and you team up with Kramer to rescue his friends. George becomes a Nobody.
Lucifer
The Binding of Isaac Repentance
On the surface seems like it could work thematically, but I'm not sure how, guess you could start descending into Hell instead but that's not really what the show is about
>The Last of Us
>A Hat in Time
>Tom and Jerry
>Runescape
Isn't this literally just the Ratcatchers quest?
Stardew Valley
1000-lb Sisters
Grow your own food to either lose weight or give into your cravings for artery clogging slop.
>Game
Fallout 76
>Anime/TV Show
sCryed
Sounds fricking kino
We never did get an s-CRY-ed game did we? Not even a shitty arena fighter.
>Show: Genndy Wars
>Game: Street Fighter Alpha Anthology
So fighting kino with invisible powers, hot babes and cool light swords? Count me in
>Game of Thrones
>Labyrinth of Refrain
punishing dark fantasy first person dungeon crawler with lots of sex
someone make this happen right now
>the last of us
>the last of us
oh, nothing happened
>show
Star Trek Original Series
>game
The Last of Us Part 1
i don't reall know what to make of this
>The Expanse
>Elden Ring
I want it
>Battlefield 1
>Berserk
So World War 1 in a fantasy setting? Sounds cool
>The Venture Bros.
>Animal Crossing (GameCube)
I have no idea other than mean villagers are definitely back
Tom Nook is definitely a supervillian, more than he already is, anyways.
>Sopranos
>Quake Live
that just sounds like kingpin multiplayer which is kino
gintama + dragon ball z budokai II
>GTA
>The Sopranos
We already got that and it was KINO
Scooby Doo
Yakuza
mite b cool
>Onimai
>Ultrakill
Uhhhh
Game bloodborne
Show the office
It is a comedy/drama about a man who has ptsd and is constantly worried his fellow paper salesman are about to turn into beasts
Horizon Forbidden West
Cowboy Bebop
basically Aloy gets taken to space and gets some bounty hunting work i guess
kinda like what Beyond Good and Evil 2 was supposed to be, honestly it's definitely never coming out, and considering how much has been changed,
>AGAIN,
it's not like I would want it to either. More soulless slop that could have been great, into the bin it goes.
>Skyrim
>TenSura
Sounds good.
>Elden Ring
>Peppa Pig
The Amazing Race and Devil May Cry 5.
Contestants travel around the world killing demons and doing a lot of CUHRAYZEE challenges for a million dollars.
Stalker and breaking bad
>Flower
>Beavis and Butt-Head
wow, what a shitpost of a game
It has been like 5 years since I watched a TV show.
It was that War of the Worlds remake thing.
Dropped it when the israelites making it forced racemixing into it and haven't turned on my TV ever since.
Paper Mario and Chappelle's Show. It'll just be Paper Mario but all of the intermissions are filled up by skits about crack, having sex and racial humour
I haven’t watched a tv show in a long fricking time, I watched Twin Peaks some time ago
Twin Peals and Read Dead Redemption 2, Laura and Cooper get sent to the Wild West for season 3
>The office
>RuneScape
I could see that being fun
>Bad Batch
>Starship Troopers: Terran Command
>Justified
>Dune Spice Wars
Well if it aint the great Moo Ha Deeb I've heard so much about. Now sir I'ma ask you this one time; how is it that this "spiace" has turned all my heroin addicts sober?
Okay, this is very weird but it kind of makes sense in an awkward way.
>Tomo-chan wa Onnanoko!
>diablo 2
could be incredibly based