there is the difference between well served and well inserted "fuck" and saying "fuck" after you said "fuck" before said "fuck" while saying "fuck".
go go plebbit! assemble! red girl best girl my wife!
chchchchchUNGUS DOMMY MOMMY
WHOOP WHOP YEAHJ WHOLESOME KEANU
I want this world to die
>why not just talk about all the cool things you can do in the game
lmao
"um you can fuck a green girl"
"and you can fuck a red girl"
"and you can fuck a bear"
"and you can fuck a normal person"
"and you can fuck a chud"
"and..... there are cameos from all the BG characters recognizable to people who haven't played the games"
"and...... uh......... there's like.... a game and a story? somewhere?"
there's one chud in the whole game and that's Shadowhearts BF
also a necromancer/crosdresser in a circus.
Both are killable, you can't romance either of them
Nooooooo, you can't just call me out for selectively interpreting elements of a world, where almost anything can happen, to fit my personal politics!!!
Ancient Greeks fucked slaves as a shoe of power. If you even suggested a romantic relationship between this men you'd be called a gay and publicly executed
Karlach doesn't get sweaty and sticky from the heat when cuddling, since she's very used to high temperatures. Her red skin remains soft and silky, almost cool to the touch, even during summer days.
she acts tough and talks vulgar but is actually extremely sensitive so she'd probably start off saying crude shit and end up crying by the time it's over
Where in the mausoleum is the monster Raphael wants you to kill? I killed the necromancer guy, and some flying bat thing, but they didn't seem to be the ones. Is it after completing Shar's trial?
there is a crossroads right before you go to the floating elevator that is infront of the big Shar statue, take a right turn and jump down from the stairs following the beast.
Is this the first time anyone has said fuck in Forgotten Realms?
there is the difference between well served and well inserted "fuck" and saying "fuck" after you said "fuck" before said "fuck" while saying "fuck".
go go plebbit! assemble! red girl best girl my wife!
chchchchchUNGUS DOMMY MOMMY
WHOOP WHOP YEAHJ WHOLESOME KEANU
I want this world to die
I really, really, really, really hope you have a nice day
You are insufferable.
If you wanted to make a bg3 thread why not just talk about all the cool things you can do in the game instead of making a billion bait threads?
>why not just talk about all the cool things you can do in the game
lmao
"um you can fuck a green girl"
"and you can fuck a red girl"
"and you can fuck a bear"
"and you can fuck a normal person"
"and you can fuck a chud"
"and..... there are cameos from all the BG characters recognizable to people who haven't played the games"
"and...... uh......... there's like.... a game and a story? somewhere?"
seething thirdie can't even pirate it to see the gameplay for himself on his 2008 Dell
there's one chud in the whole game and that's Shadowhearts BF
also a necromancer/crosdresser in a circus.
Both are killable, you can't romance either of them
>If you wanted to make a bg3 thread why not just talk about all the cool things
Do you mean point, click and wait?
HOW IS A GAME IN OUR PAST IF IT IS ANOTHER WORLD
shadowheart fags should die karlach and laezel are best girls
Minthara>Shart>Karlach decapitated head onahole>Laezel
>1% more people find a genocidal dominatrix hotter than a cute and loyal frog woman
FOOLS, fools
What shouls she say? Fuckest?
>homosexuality being accepted
>in a setting without modern medicine
>can bring back dead
>can heal any disease
>BUT WHERE ARE MUH PILLS THO?????
Nooooooo, you can't just call me out for selectively interpreting elements of a world, where almost anything can happen, to fit my personal politics!!!
>relying on clerics and faith spells
>for homosexuality
You don't understand what kind of apocalypse scenario you're asking for.
a bg3 style dungeon meshi game would be amazing
ancient greeks want to have a word
Ancient Greeks fucked slaves as a shoe of power. If you even suggested a romantic relationship between this men you'd be called a gay and publicly executed
>They only said "Forsooth!" in the middle ages
murica fuck yeah
bg2 actually had "in world" swear words like "by the blasted devils horns" adn stuff like that
It also has a literal "Nope." for an answer. The series has never been a hallmark for writing quality.
>go go plebbit! assemble! red girl best girl my wife!
>chchchchchUNGUS DOMMY MOMMY
WHOOP WHOP YEAHJ WHOLESOME KEANU
what'd it be like to cuddle with karlach
Karlach doesn't get sweaty and sticky from the heat when cuddling, since she's very used to high temperatures. Her red skin remains soft and silky, almost cool to the touch, even during summer days.
she acts tough and talks vulgar but is actually extremely sensitive so she'd probably start off saying crude shit and end up crying by the time it's over
"I WANNA RIDE YOU SO BAD HAHA FUCK YOU ALL NIGHT OMG SO HOT"
>no impact on story
Deserves GOTY for the dialogue alone.
I like it when series make their own swear words like frell or crunt.
Where in the mausoleum is the monster Raphael wants you to kill? I killed the necromancer guy, and some flying bat thing, but they didn't seem to be the ones. Is it after completing Shar's trial?
Go deeper, you will meet him
It takes some jumping to reach him.
Ok cool, but is it after the Shar trials at least then?
there is a crossroads right before you go to the floating elevator that is infront of the big Shar statue, take a right turn and jump down from the stairs following the beast.
replace fuck with okay.
FR has spaceships and robots, it's not a medival sim, anon.
When you go deep into magic you eventually turn in into technology
She grew up in literal hell.
>zoomer writing