>Game is called Here COMES Niko

>Game is called Here COMES Niko
>The story is about the protagonist running away from home and trying to please adults in exchange for money
>Your job is to be a "professional friend"
Explain how this isn't a game about prostitution that has been censored to fit an E rating.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget it's probably a troony based on the trans-approved color palette and westcuck indie dev, adding a double meaning to "comes" (ergo, "come out") and an additional layer of underage grooming under the veil of "omg i'm trans..."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Hk8aMXp.jpg

      >Game is called Here COMES Niko
      >The story is about the protagonist running away from home and trying to please adults in exchange for money
      >Your job is to be a "professional friend"
      Explain how this isn't a game about prostitution that has been censored to fit an E rating.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i erased this game from my radar the moment i saw the troony colors tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bro whatever you do dont look at a piece of cotton candy you will go mental

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the dev posted that niko is a they/them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i exclusively eat pink cotton candy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The character is legit troony though. She's an FTM.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Think you're a funny guy laughing at schizos huh

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >never heard of the game until recently
    >it's already been out on PC for some time now
    >suddenly max reply threads over the past few days
    You're either doing a really good job at marketing, or you're doing their job for them, nice work either way.

    By all means, please keep this game you supposedly hate on the front page so everyone can see it. I'm sure that'll deter people from buying it, or draw media attention to it and enact some kind of meaningful change.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It got a lot of attention when it released on PC too, then everyone forgot about it, and now it's made a comeback with its Switch release.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OP here, I'm practicing for when I release my own game and make fake threads about it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No better place to learn.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Uh oh! Here comes Stinky!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Human whoring herself out to furries that leave claw streaks down her tanlines
    Stop my wiener can only get so hard

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is utterly repulsing; the art style, the homosexualry, the subtext. What does it say about our culture that the first course of action is not finding where they work and burning them at the stake?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pastel colors make me want to vomit

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >troony shit
    >disgusting "cutesy" homosexualry artstyle
    Burn it with fire.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sounds cute (and funny)

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's just like my Japanese comics.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >child prostitution
    >troony colors
    hmmmm

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