>Game is only 10 hours long. >Full price tag. >Janky combat. >Unresponsive controls

>Game is only 10 hours long
>Full price tag
>Janky combat
>Unresponsive controls
>Every reviewer saying it's a mid game
>ps5 exclusive
>Characters dress like prostitutes
>Cringe fanservice
>Devs are gachatards
Lmao this shit will flop so hard

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It might be successful because chuds turned the game into a culture war thing, but yeah, looks like shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s just asiatics. They are doing this hivemind asiatic style marketing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could be a success depending on Chud purchases, but it's still marooned on PS5. A better question is how much sales will it do? 1m? Maybe 2? How many Chuddies will prop it up?

      By this point we all know chuds don't actually watch or play the shit they hype up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's funny given most of OP's so called list is made up and he clearly has not actually played the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mispelled trannies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could be a success depending on Chud purchases, but it's still marooned on PS5. A better question is how much sales will it do? 1m? Maybe 2? How many Chuddies will prop it up?

      >samegayging your own shit thread to get it going
      lmao pathetic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are really blaming the chuds for the outrage? Leftists truly live in a world of delusion.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is no outrage. it's all manufactured by shills. I think I saw like one twitter post complain about this and then all of a sudden it started getting shilled to death as an anti-woke game. Funny thing is that I see leftist streamers playing the demo so who the frick is outraged by this exactly?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >UMM ACTUALLY WE ARE NOT SEETHING MAD ABOUT THIS GAME DESPITE CONSTANTLY SEETHING AND CRYING ABOUT IT

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The only thing making me seethe is the blatant marketing.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It might be successful because chuds turned the game into a culture war thing, but yeah, looks like shit.

          [...]
          By this point we all know chuds don't actually watch or play the shit they hype up

          Damn...

          >It's manufactured by shills
          >Literal front-page gaming news sites making full-length articles about it seething and ranting

          When will the left just own up to their own stupidity? You b***hed and whined about the attractive woman and now the game is well-known. You could have shut your herpes-ridden mouth and this game would have vanished into the background like it likely will in a month from now when (new thing) comes out.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn’t chuds it was coomasiatics after even the woke crowd at Reddit rejected them and wouldn’t support a game just because it’s not white

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chuds turned the game into a culture war thing

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could be a success depending on Chud purchases, but it's still marooned on PS5. A better question is how much sales will it do? 1m? Maybe 2? How many Chuddies will prop it up?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It might be successful because chuds turned the game into a culture war thing, but yeah, looks like shit.

      Define chud

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even better, ask him to define "woman"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All of us. Even our trannies are the chuds of trannies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Where DID chud come from though?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Chad mixed with dud, I'm sure it came from reddit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It stands for cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller, I think chapo trap house (a very left-wing podcast) came up with the "insult" first from a 1980s horror movie called CHUD

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It came from all the good insults being problematic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        aka left can't meme

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lmao, desperate comic.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can somebody post that troony comic where a guy wearing a trump hat puts up a bunch of trans cardboard monsters?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              never heard of it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think you made it up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No it's real, I've seen it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah big fella

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wait, isn't one of that blob fish comics?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker or Ganker-derived homosexuals
        Chronically online morons who feel that they must have a side and must constantly shill it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Chronically online morons who feel that they must have a side and must constantly shill it.
          That sounds suspiciously like the people that came up with and like to use that word

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Chronically online morons who feel that they must have a side and must constantly shill it.
          thats 99% of internet nowadays

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the mass market that buy video games, as opposed to the ones that talk about them on twitter and never buy them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Leftoids tried looking for an insult they could throw at the non-woke people, it basically means nothing other than "person who doesn't share my beliefs"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is fricking moronic. it's just one syllable away from "chad". is this the best insult leftoids could come up with?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The left can't meme is a universal law. They even have a subreddit called the right can't meme, which like all lefty memes is just the right wing thing but for lefties. They made that subreddit because they were so mad about the left can't meme.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Combination of a Chad and a Stud. It's a compliment.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where DID chud come from though?

        Unironically it comes from Donnie Darko.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Unironically it comes from Donnie Darko.
          Charita says CHUT UP, not CHUD.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        white straight male

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Snoys will buy it no matter how bad it is. Snoys, iSheep, nShitia bots… they’re all the same. Mindless brand loyalists who will buy whatever they’re told.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >snoygros
        >buying the games that they hype up

        pick one anon

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sends like Neptunia but with better graphics but no memes
    So glad people that can't handle their kusoge are getting filtered

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    game is unironically kino

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    troony its 25 hours for story up to 40 hours for completionist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it really ? NTA but can i see the proof of that ?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    troony cope thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's a homosexual putting Cloud in a bunny girl outfit
        every. single. time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cloud is a troony

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker complains that this game is short
    >Go to a ff7Rebirth thread and now that game is too long.
    Pick a lane and stay in it homosexuals.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you want to win "most moronic homosexual of the day" or something?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only 10 hours long
    You idiots really need to stop equating a game's length to quality. Especially since you also b***h about games being too long and full of padding. You don't actually know what you want, you're just brainwashed to complain about everything constantly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You idiot needs to stop reading 1 thing and ignoring the rest of the post.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If the start was already bullshit why read the rest of the bullshit Black person?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't give a shit about the rest of the post. The length thing is the point that interests me. Frankly, I don't give a haypenny frick about Stellar Blade or OP's thought on it either.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't care if the game is shit as long as it is short
          Actually moronic.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your attempts at deflection from the actual point are an admittance that you're an idiot.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Your point is that the length interests you so much that it is more important than any of those things combined. I make fun of you for being like that. I not changing the point to anything.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, I'm just not interested in talking about those other things right now, you dolt.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your first point is a lie, why bother with the rest?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >shitpost on first line
        >wonder why people dont take you serious
        are you for real fricking moron

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care what reviewBlack folk say
    tell me straight Ganker, is this anything like dmc or ng?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's even much worse than Code Vein.

      ?t=46

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've thought this game looked decent buy frick this is bad. Not buying a game where you run around naked though how bizarre

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick is the gameplay for this just you standing in the same place and attacking over and over again?

        I thought it would have some kind of mobility around it. The Arkham games legit had it better with that "jump over enemies" button. I was expecting this to be like jumping over the boss then attacking him from the back or quick stepping around or teleporting behind or some shit but this is just some piece of shit made in that type of Sekiro style gameplay. Hell, even MGR somehow managed to be better than this shit. And no, I'm not saying this cause I'm a "troony" or whatever the frick, I'm saying this as the same type of person who did buy other shit before just to spite people on the left but I literally cannot see myself buying this shit just because it throws breasts at me when the gameplay looks to be so fricking dogshit. Like, seriously, do some of you even have any standards left at this point or are you just going to take in anything you're given as long as it features something you agree with that pisses off the other side and nothing else?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >do some of you even have any standards left at this point or are you just going to take in anything you're given as long as it features something you agree with that pisses off the other side and nothing else?
          I mean...where do you think you are?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >just you standing in the same place and attacking over and over again?
          For the most part, yes. It's 90% parrybaiting with the bosses and then playing Simon Says with the correct move when they start flashing yellow/blue/purple.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So just a worse Code Vein with 30% less breasts?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm saying this as the same type of person who did buy other shit before just to spite people on the left
          What a fricking moronic thing to do
          >that'll show 60 people on twitter

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            seethe 🙂

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >seethe
              After all I've heard you people whining about this game having "trannies" in it, you aren't now pretending this is some right wing manifesto. I like the Potter movies. I'd like a Potter game. I didn't play this because it's generic open world crap with gameplay that honestly looks worse than Stellar Blade. It'll shock you to find I'm also not one of said 60 twitter users.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wow this looks so weightless
        i dont care how sexy you make the main character when the gameplay is shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is she british, that took me out wtf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is this soulslike like dmc
      Why are dmc fans all thick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the game looked nothing like a soulslike, from the trailers and character design it looked like it would be a fast paced stylist action game. but yeah sorry my mistake herezl, I forgot everything has to be a soulslike now, miyazaki solved the genre and now everything else is outdated or something

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >is this soulslike like dmc
        How is DMC a soulslike?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Third person action game with healthbars

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Third person action game with healthbars
            so, any third person action game is a soulslike? that's a very dumb definition, at least metroidvania haves a more defined borders but this "soulslike" shit is broad as frick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Combat is closer to Sekiro and maybe even MGR a bit but not quite the same if that makes sense, I expected it to be a lot faster considering Eves design but its going for a more weighty feel which is bizarre
      It's definitly not in the same realm as Bayo or DMC
      It's definitly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *It's definitly a slower feeling type of game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally just asiatic Sekiro. I'm glad it's not a Nier clone gameplay wise cause that was the worst part of that game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The whole fight was just standing still.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think you know what standing still means

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm speaking video games.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >all those particle effects covering up half the screen
        >constant slowmo every 5 seconds
        What fun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DMCgay posting watermarked screenshots from a troon's twitter account
      >rather than just take his own screenshots
      JUST

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ability unlocks and combo system is similar to DMC, but the overall freedom of combat is not even close, it's more grounded and thanks to the parrying system, it's similar to sekiro. Imagine something like that, but cheaply made with junky movement.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Except it gets far more expansive and faster as you unlock things, we already saw a slightly more advanced skill tree in the boss challenge, and then more in the sizzle reel afterward, you can look all over the skill trees and see how much more combo and multi skill it's going to be by later fights.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it gets far more expansive and faster as you unlock things
          So, found a use for aerial combos yet?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >junky
        It’s janky. Can’t even fricking shitpost right.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cheaply made
        Yeah it has that korean/mobile game sheen, I can't explain it but I know when I see it. I thought sony bankrolled this or something?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>Yeah it has that korean/mobile game sheen
          No, it really doesn't.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It does. It looks like it was originally developed for mobile. The most recent blade and fairy game had the same problem.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >No, it really doesn't.
            Anon, tell me another 70$ game in which your character ice skates on the ground instead of having polished walking animations.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit, how low is your IQ? There's a point where you're just defending garbage for the sake of it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the boss a giant vegana though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        meant for

        It's even much worse than Code Vein.

        ?t=46

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neither. It’s sekiro, which means its souls. There’s nothing here for j-action enjoyers anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would be much better if it was J-Action.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But at least the game has ass for my fellow black friends!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine preferring boobs over butts, ngmi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Butts are the communism of sexuality.
        >you need good genes to have beautiful and big boobs
        >but you can just train your butt at the gym so even men can get a big butt if they want to

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lily! She's the best!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We all love Lily here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        breasts too small

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you shut you’re fricking mouth

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Based Lilybro

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's only natural since she's such a beauty!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >We all love Lily here.
        Frick the Tinker Bell-looking side kick, give me Eve or give me death.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We all love Lily here.

      She's way cuter than the MC

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's the main character in my heart.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a coomer or a weeb, but I will buy and play this game to own the troons epic style!

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Characters dress like prostitutes
    Okay OP, you sold me on it.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still. Fricking. Buying it.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Troon melty thread

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Only 10 hours long
    Why are you lying OP?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leftists always lie. It's their nature.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Full price tag
    Yeah, it's going to be $40 in a few months. Games aren't priority.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watch this shit turn the same way Atomic Heart did. All hype but when it comes out, it's just mediocre and everyone forgets about it the same month.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No dicky, not interested

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's Lily.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is this b***h playable

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok I'm interested, but only if I can play with her instead of the hag

          She's not playable. She's a cute mechanic in the hub city who works on and upgrades your gear. Basically a NPC vendor.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Trash game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No. She's a vendor NPC. She will never be playable as long as it's not on PC.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok I'm interested, but only if I can play with her instead of the hag

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can’t.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>Game is only 10 hours long
    Seriously? That sounds like a relief coming off Persona 3 Reload and LaD Infinite Wealth

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah another one of these.

    "Yes it is a very shitty game but if you don't like it that means you are cringe troony and you wouldn't want to be like that, right Anon?..."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who could have seen this one coming. They've been using a site game with zero merits to rile up their "culture war" shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and it will be shilled for 2 months straight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So it's the right wing version of BG3

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dont care, it has sexy woman

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you the same XIV-troon who was posting your character in the other Stellar Blade threads?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    main reason will be PS5 exclusive
    I didnt buy it for that sole reason

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still buying it

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game is only 10 hours long
    Turtles in Time is one of the best games of all time and its 1 hour long
    >Full price tag
    I play full price tag for this ratter than full price for TLOU2
    >Janky combat
    On par with Nier, thats all I need.
    >Unresponsive controls
    Better than DmC
    >Every reviewer saying it's a mid game
    Dumb reviewers
    >ps5 exclusive
    So it will be on PC
    >Characters dress like prostitutes
    That's a good thing and worked for Nier
    >Cringe fanservice
    Only cringe is homosexuals trying to cancel games because of fanservice
    >Devs are gachatards
    gachalords you mean.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Demo was good, buying it because my PS5 has no games and it's probably the only non pozzed thing Sony is ever gonna release
    Dragons Smegma dropped the ball so hard for me I need another action game to play

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fromsoft and it's consequences have been a disaster for the action genre

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am sorry no one was excited for your slop DMC-rip off tbh. But Stellar Blade is KINO and many are excited for it. You are all welcome to spam threads and posts to attempt to change reality of course

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Devs now just go the cheap and easy route instead of making a proper action game since it takes far less work.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it lasts longer since you have to jerk off every 10 minutes

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game is only 10 hours long
    Wrong.
    >Full price tag
    True.
    >Janky combat
    Wrong.
    >Unresponsive controls
    Wrong.
    >Every reviewer saying it's a mid game
    Who?
    >ps5 exclusive
    True, for now.
    >Characters dress like prostitutes
    That's good.
    >Cringe fanservice
    That's good.
    >Devs are gachatards
    That's good.

    Now would you please kindly frick off to ReseterACK or reddit where you belong? Much appreciated.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dressed likes prostitutes

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >janky combat
    >unresponsive controls
    Nah. Go back hole.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So has anyone actually buy this game?
    Is it worth $70?

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only 10 hours long
    Thats fine with me i hate long games
    RE4 is only like 7 hours so

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so it's just another soulslike

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its lies of pee all over again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lies of pee wasn't pretending to be anything else

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Unresponsive controls
    This is the worst feature because you unlock responsive controls in the skill tree

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>Game is only 10 hours long
    >>Full price tag
    combat
    controls
    reviewer saying it's a mid game
    >>ps5 exclusive
    dress like prostitutes
    fanservice
    DD2 thread?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      discord is two doors down the right, sister

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The gameplay is really great and feels incredibly satisfying, I couldn't stop fighting the demo boss over and over.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    leftist cope thread

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wish i was eve

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess no one actually buying this game, sorry I asked.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tachy chad reporting in.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game wouldn't have gotten so big without trannies, feminists, games urinalists and numales b***hing about it.
    God bless, we couldn't have done it without you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this lmao, also it's incredibly rich of them to accuse people of perpetuating "le culture war" and "takinf sides" when it's literally THEM who wouldn't shut the frick up about culture war and assign neutral people the side of their fricking enemy
      41% yourselves

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game is double that amount of hrs. You didn't play the demo much less get to the boss challenge if you think it's janky and unresponsive. Nobody worth a damn has said it's mid. Every other point sounds stupid

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game will not have honest reviews from any side.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nearly everything here is made up.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's definitely going to flop but not for the reasons you listed.
    it's going to flop because it's a PS5 exclusive

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's going to flop because it's a PS5 exclusive
      with a $70m budget, it will be less a flop than TLOU2 or Spider-Man 2

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game is only 10 hours long
    That's a good thing.

    >NOOO I WANT MUH HACKY SLASHIES TO BE 1 BILLION HOURS LIKE ME PURSEOWNER GAMES!!!!
    Frick off and frick you.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lie
    >True
    >Lie
    >Lie
    >Lie
    >True
    >Lie
    >Lie
    >True
    Not a good ratio

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he had so little to say he had to pad out his greentext with straight up lies like claiming it's 10 hours long or that "every reviewer" says it's mid, so far we have had nothing but positive PREVIEWS, given it's not out for a month so there are no "reviews", then some vague and generic shit like "jank".
    You are trying way too hard to hate this game. What's your angle here?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trying way too hard to defend the image of this game. What’s your angle?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah "no u" is about what I expected from your type.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >10 hour long
        Simple, no one knows how long is the game, just the demo is out, so this is coming out of OP ass.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What action hack n slash has ever been longer than 10 hours? Why is there such a butthurt hangup over that. The consequences of 2016 has significantly reduced the i.q. of an already intellectually diminished imageboard.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >What action hack n slash has ever been longer than 10 hours?
            so, you are guessing, not a true info. Thanks for confirm that 10 hours is fake.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Literally everything in OPs post is made up except the PS5 exclusive part

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Several of your greentext points are openly lies, and you know full well you can't back them up. So what is your agenda here? You're pushing a narrative you know is at least partially false, so what are you up to?

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for the 3D models are extracted from this game and turned into porn.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP trying too hard

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care still buying it, troon homosexual.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dude padded out greentext list of horseshit lmao
    The refuge of a coward with nothing to say

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Every reviewer saying it's a mid game
    100% false, I've seen nothing but positive previews of the demo, praising the production values and gameplay. Where are these supposed mid previews?

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>Game is only 10 hours long
    Obvious lie, and even if it were true, so what, replayability is what really matters, like the demo already has with the Boss Challenge.
    >>Full price tag
    Games cost money
    combat
    Subjective and other studios and devs are already praising it
    controls
    Game mode bro???
    reviewer saying it's a mid game
    Literally who
    >>ps5 exclusive
    Sorry Xbot/mustardrace
    dress like prostitutes
    bawd-shaming much?
    fanservice
    To you
    >>Devs are gachatards
    No gacha in this game so irrelevant
    Bought multiple copies already, sorry

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fanservice
    Trans visibility day

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are troons so disingenuous?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'd be too if your entire life was about denying objective reality

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'M GOING TO PISS AWAY MONEY ON SHIT TO OWN THE LIBS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's kind of dumb bro.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Preordered Stellar Blade Digital Deluxe Edition
    Skipped FF XVI
    Skipped DD2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally me

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game is only 10 hours long
    like almost all games

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >trannies hate it because it has attractive women
    >Ganker jumps to its defense to own the trannies
    it's going to be impossible to know if this game is good or not without actually playing it, isn't it? this is good stealth marketing

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Want to get it because I want games to have pretty women again
    >Don't want to spend $70 on a mid game just to send a message
    >But if it flops all the jounors and commiefornians will say "I told you so" and give Aloy another chin.
    I'm just gonna keep playing shit from 20 years ago. Godspeed coomers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >trannies hate it because it has attractive women
      >Ganker jumps to its defense to own the trannies
      it's going to be impossible to know if this game is good or not without actually playing it, isn't it? this is good stealth marketing

      what part of "free demo" don't you homosexuals understand

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not mid though. It's good.

        I'll try it out, but I'm also just not spending $70 on a game period. It's arrogant of publishers to do that, especially with a risky new IP and they're basically begging to flop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not mid though. It's good.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After playing Rebirth the timed block feels awful. The animation takes way too long.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      git good

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you still gonna buy it? be honest because the director already confirmed that a sequel will be developed dependent on how many copies the game sold

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Getting it to hear Lily's sweet, sweet JP VA.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still what? I wasn't sold on it til the demo was actually good, before that I was expecting to be satisfied with just viewing some webms on Ganker, now I actually want to play the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      after all this bullshit from the US i doubt he will wanna work with these frickers again he might make it for asia but i dont think i can see a sequel anytime soon because of the trannies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do you know the director actually care about the trannies from the US and not just ignore it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not buying a console

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the quality of the pc port

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if he wants me to buy it then release it on steam you fricking mongoloid, I'm not getting a PS5 just for this bullshit, get real

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why people is comparing this with sekiro? even with the floating drone, this looks so heavily inspired by Nier Automata that is odd to see people complaining that don't play as a souls game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a grounded, parry-focused action game. So most either compare it to sekiro or mgr. the nier inspiration is really just the floating pod and the story vibes.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A bunch of shit I made up in my head
    Back to your subreddit you freak

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    after playing rebirth i don't think i can accept paying full price for a new game unless it's like 120 hours long

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Itt: marketers talking to themselves

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Marketer pretending not to be a marketer to bump the thread

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care if it was the worst game ever made I'm buying it to support sexy women in future games

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the hate for it is overblown by terminally online gays who want every game to be filled with token poc and ugly lgbt characters. having a cool hack and slash game with a sexy mc takes me back to the 2010s, ill probably buy it

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/
    This is where OP is from btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      give him a ride while you go back

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but it's not woke, so you have to love it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And also 90% of that "list" is made up

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the camera is closer to the main character therefore it's a soulslike
    i don't make the rules.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gameplay has the same exact systems as Souls
      >"hurr durr its not a Souls-like... b-b-because there's dial-a-combo"
      It's a Souls-like. Stop coping.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this poster was born after the year 2010

        point at him and laugh

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, you are.

          >You can parry... and um.... use swords. It's a heckin soulslike alright!

          >has a Bonfire system
          >has a Estus-like system
          >even has shortcuts within the level
          >has small-scale 1-on-1 encounters where you conserve resources
          >has the same exact style of lock-on
          >b-but its not a Souls-like
          Now tell me, you moronic homosexual. Show me a single fricking game before the release of DeS/DaS that has all of those mechanics. Not one, not two, every single mechanic DaS innovated on and has that exact gameplay loop. Go ahead and name the game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >has a Bonfire system
            Black person this shit existed long before souls games
            >has a Estus-like system
            Again, existed long before souls games
            >even has shortcuts within the level
            >has small-scale 1-on-1 encounters where you conserve resources
            kek
            >has the same exact style of lock-on
            Which started with zelda games, evasion move included
            >b-but its not a Souls-like
            only for zoomer who think that the world started in 2010

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Black person this shit existed long before
              Again, stop being a moronic and name me a game that has all those mechanics in place before Souls.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Monster Hunter

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >MH
                >lock-on

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, you are.

                [...]
                >has a Bonfire system
                >has a Estus-like system
                >even has shortcuts within the level
                >has small-scale 1-on-1 encounters where you conserve resources
                >has the same exact style of lock-on
                >b-but its not a Souls-like
                Now tell me, you moronic homosexual. Show me a single fricking game before the release of DeS/DaS that has all of those mechanics. Not one, not two, every single mechanic DaS innovated on and has that exact gameplay loop. Go ahead and name the game.

                >recovering health? LITERALLY DARK SOULS

                Twists doesn't change the formula.

                >fundamental differences? Just twists on the formula!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >fundamental differences
                Right, the game where resting at camps which refills your healing supply and respawns enemies isn't Souls.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                unironically, SOTN

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Blade of Darkness

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ocarina of Time

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Blade of Darkness

                Evergrace

                Nope.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't start samegayging and posting random games, asiatic.

                moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, all asiatics are.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't start samegayging and posting random games, asiatic.

                >Can't even formulate a reply
                Jesus you trannies are pathetic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're pretending its not happening? Stupid asiatic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Evergrace

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tenchu: Wrath of Heaven

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't start samegayging and posting random games, asiatic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >gets absolutely BTFO'd by facts and knowledge
                >s-stop samegayging

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>gets absolutely BTFO'd
                Shitskin or asiatic. Which is it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mega Man

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shadow Tower

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Castlevania: Curse of Darkness is very similar

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shadow of the colossus and ICO

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                kinda obvious but King's Field

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pandora's Tower, which development started before Demon Souls but was delayed for lack of publisher.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Berserk PS2 game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                OG Devil May Cry

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Sword of Etheria/OZ. Shit was awesome on PS2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You can parry... and um.... use swords. It's a heckin soulslike alright!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >limited healing item uses
          >enemies hit hard enough you will run out of healing if you play poorly
          >dodge, parry mechanics
          >resting at camps refills your healing item and respawns enemies
          All things pioneered or at least widely spread by From games - it’s a soulslike. Sorry your autistic tard rage is so strong you can’t see that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >gameplay has the same exact systems as Souls
        souls games are more slow and technical. SB feels closer to dmc, bayonetta and nier

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        has the same exact systems as Souls
        It doesn't though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no stamina
        >manual jump
        >traversal
        >no stats
        Explain how these are exactly the same as Souls

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Twists doesn't change the formula.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stamina and jumps are not "twists", they are fundamentally different from Soulslikes.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes they are. Stamina is just a resource like anything else and many Souls-likes don't include it. Jumping was already a thing since DaS and ER simply made it more vertical.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >fundamental differences
                Right, the game where resting at camps which refills your healing supply and respawns enemies isn't Souls.

                So it's really just bonfires for you, huh? Bonfires equals Soulslike.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you're really an idiot who knows nothing of action games, huh? Standard for a asiatic.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Characters dress like prostitutes
    And the troony reveals itself lmao

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game not on switch = game bad
    >game has attractive female = game bad
    why are shazamtrannies like this

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for elec underground review for this underrated masterpiece

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats this? Threads full of seething about a playstation game? Who could have seen this coming?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more like a thread of troonys and lefty homosexuals who can't stand a game with boobs and ass funded by Sony after the california era.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and morons on Ganker will praise it because muh heckin coom even if everything else about it is bad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are gay
      your opinion literally does not matter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're not subtle, Poobar.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHE'S ONLY AN ADULT WOMAN YOU SICK FRICKS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leftists are fricking unhinged

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sexy scantily clad asian women literally counts as fricking BODY HORROR
        this is amazing, lmao. pic related needs to be updated, needs Eve on a stripper pole doing her idle ladder animation

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They are right the character looks like a freak.

          Inb4 asiatics spam their plastic k-pop model

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I think shes ugly, so the game is bad!
            She has a bug eyed KPOP idol face, I agree, but her body is fricking perfect, almost like she was designed to be sexy. Shes the ideal Korean Beuty standard, and its different from yours but not wrong. Go frick yourself you narrow minded racist sack of shit

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No shit I understand the “Korean beauty standard” they have been spewing soulless k-pop everywhere for the past two decades and all of their games are like this and still suck

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The underage zoomers don't know this, but they will learn soon enough that Worst Korea has produced nothing of value in their entire lifetime. I'm sure defending this shitty game will finally let the plastic prostitutes frick them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Redditren the FOTM
                Yeah I've seen all I need to

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, we all seen the shitty gameplay lmao.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Remember when your schtick was "Gee willickers no one talks about gameplay!" even when replying to posts with gameplay in it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's amazing how asiatics actually believe they are only talking to one person. Crazy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Demonstrated promptly

                Reminder this is the same homosexual who's been spamming against Stellar Blade for months, out of an insane obsession with hating sex appeal and South Korea specifically. He's been called deku or Poobar. Watch for the inability to not constantly mention "coom" or "asiatic", and absolute dishonesty in all attempts at arguing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Calls others zoomers
                >Posts Frierenshit
                Fricking kek

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Post how you look, let's compare.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bahahahah and people wonder why this site has gone to shit. Literal trannies raiding from Gamingcirclejerk are always here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every time I see this I can’t get past how much of a complete lunatic this sexless abomination has to be to see a woman’s body that isn’t distorted by drugs and corn syrup and think “body horror”

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing they said was wrong.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kek you troons really need to stick to your hugbox

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is this horrifying to you? Does it trigger your AGP that much? Are mirrors mentally damaging?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            god DAMN

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do agree with the "Nier Automata minus taste" argument. Kind of. But Kaine also exists and I'd riot if she'd been censored in the remake. I think it's the constant jiggling that's making me think it's slightly vulgar. Nier is horny as hell, but never seemed tasteless.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >body horror
        Eve's body is many, many things, but horrifying is certainly not one of them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If she didn't have breasts and ass they would be saying she looks underage. 2024 is a clown show end to end.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They have been saying she looks like a child. They're closet pedophiles

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tachy > Eve
    >Adam is a Salvager
    >Game wants me to believe he didn't go back and salvage all that prime 7th Airborne puss
    Man probably has a room full of onaholes he keeps Eve away from.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game is only 10 hours long
    This was said about Armored Core 6 and I played that one for like 80 hours until I got bored, without even finishing NG+. Journos are never right, they don't even play games.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only problem i have with it is the pricetag and the moronic yellow paint on walls.rocks and stairs.

    other than that its a good game. a 7/10

    I will buy it at 50$.
    No normal game that is not a collectors edition is worth 70-80$

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah not sure why this game is $70. it doesn't even have that much content, it's not an rpg with a million side quests, it's not a 50+ hour main story, it's just a 20 hour linear game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        $70 is just what games cost now. It doesn't matter how long the game is or if it's good or not.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          even if we accept that $70 is normal for AAA titles, stellar blade isn't really a AAA title. it's more of a AA game that should cost $40-$50

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    watched a playthrough of the demo and it looks like a bad sekiro clone. yes the naked chick is hot but that's not a good reason to put up with crappy derivative gameplay

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >UM this chracters looks like a freak, have you ever seen a real woman before, chud?
    >I'm not touching a game with a weird plastic bimbo as the MC, that's disgusting!
    >WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WON'T PLAY THIS GAME BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE HOW THE CHARACTERS LOOK, HOW SHALLOW ARE YOU? NOT EVERYONE HAS TO LOOK LIKE YOU

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's certified kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GoTY 2024 material right here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Helen of Troy, Korea. What the frick?

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ten hours is a completely normal length for an action game.
    this thread reeds of troonyism.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ten hours is a completely normal length for an action game.
      in what fricking year? No game should be under 20 hours at this point, especially for 70 dollars. 30 hours is the real median game length, 40+ is where most games are now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In every year. All the action game greats are not longer than like 12h.
        DMC3, ninja gaiden, bayonetta, shinobi.

        If your action game is 40hours long its probably bloated with open world homosexualry and fetch quests.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a chance of this coming to PC? I'm only going to buy it if it's a confirmed PS5 exclusive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mindbroken consolecuck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have a PC but an 'exclusive' that gets ported later is just a scam.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who cares? Who is being "scammed"? If you want to play the game then buy it. Even weirder to intentionally not buy it and withhold support, which decreases the chance of it getting ported.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek the main attraction of this game is the waifus. everything else is secondary. kind of pathetic that people are dropping $70 + tip for some breasts and ass

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ah yes, the sterotypical female, with the soft gentle support role of killing horrible monsters in bloody combat. truly the conservative masterplan for all women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking delusional

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are leftists so against female representation?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I swear they don't live in the same reality as us

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They don't and the think everyone else lives in a bubble.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    inclusion and participation trophies destroyed western civilization

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    contrary to popular belief, ninja gaiden is a souls like game.

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Highest amount of preorders for any game on PS5 ever released.

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if this game sells well and gets a sequel, you know they are going to take out everything that made it popular and bring in the lgbt experts right

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Korean Studio
      >Wanting anything to do with anyone who preaches diversity and feminism
      lol.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        feminism is bigger in korea than in the west dumbo. they just focus on very different feminist issues but that will change when the money starts flowing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there is a massive rift between men and women in korea because of feminist homosexualry and the men are aware of it and are fighting it back actively.
          its not like in the west where everybody just kneels and accepts it.
          this specific studio was accused of shitting on a female coworker for openly supporting a feminist icon or some shit and I remember her trying to start some drama but it didnt work.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they bring in gameplay experts so they can actually make a good game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >guy who hasn't played the game makes claim about game he's never played

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Played the demo. It's trash. The devs could learn from the decades of experience Japan and the West has got if they want to make good action games worth a damn.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No you didn't.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You already admitted you didn't have a PS5. How did you manage to play the demo?

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Characters dress like prostitutes
    >Cringe fanservice
    Imagine getting upset by fanservice in a fanservice game
    You're making yourself sound like a troony

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You can even see it in their shilling and how they samegay.

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only good things
    day 1 buy

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It'll do just fine considering anything involved with HTK tends to have lukewarm sales. (Outside of blade and Soul and his gacha games)
    Keep in mind this is his first time directing/producing a AAA title on a console and it took him a few years to get more people on the development side since most of his team only knew how to make gachashit and use live2d.
    He's trying things he has "some" experience in, and I say more power to him, he deserves it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm honestly all for mobile game companies trying to branch out into high end development. I think Neowiz did pretty good with Lies of P which was their first real high end title, and they seemed overall happy with it with how fast they announced DLC and a sequel were coming. I hope it works out for Shiftup and Stellar Blade.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I think Neowiz did pretty good with Lies of P which was their first real high end title
        Considering Bless and it's 9000 re-boots were considered cash grabs, they needed Lies of P to be successful.

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So does anything sexual actually happen in the game, or is it just the charade designs?

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna get a Unicorn Overlord-like following regardless. That game is also a mediocre slog, but it has breasts so therefore GOOD. I have coomer fatigue.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unicorn overlord
      >mediocre
      It's a great game, just not one that appeals to most audiences.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's an auto-battler with abysmal writing quality, filled with outdated anime tropes other JRPGs have been mocked for. It's pure coomshit. I liberated 2 areas and then regretted spending 20 hours on this dogshit game. Go ahead and look at any UO thread. It's all coomshit. Starts with coomshits, facilitates coomshit, ends with coomshit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why can't troonys be honest for one second?
          this is why people hate you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're not making sense, schizo. Is this how you handle perceived adversity?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's how these shill works. They can't handle when you call them out.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have been avoiding threads entirely because I'm busy trying to beat the game. I'm almost done with Bastorias, and I've been loving it the entire time.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why? It's a mind numbing slog. The story doesn't generate any interest whatsoever, so that can't be what drives you. The characters are all generic archetypes and 99% of them don't have any relevance in the story or get any additional dialogue outside of 3 filler slice of life relationship events, at best. Gameplay consists of holding down R2 while you collide with enemy units, and 10 hours in it becomes so easy you don't even have to optimize your units in any way, so it can't be that. I will conclude that you are driven solely by a lust for your harem and nothing else. This is by far the worst Vanillaware game. It's a glorified point and click visual novel, with abysmal writing.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I have spent hundreds of hours in various Disgaea games, I like stats/equipment autism once in a while. I play it in between action and multiplayer games, its a nice change of pace. I highly doubt I'll ever play through the whole game again, but I've really had fun with it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's all coomshit. Starts with coomshits, facilitates coomshit, ends with coomshit.
          Stellar Blade threads when the game comes out.

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Metal Gear Rising was 6 hours
    >Devil May Cry was 5 hours
    Shorter action games are bad now?

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    You can even see it in their shilling and how they samegay.

    Speaking of samegay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're moronic, as expected from a asiatic.

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP is pissed this game will outsell FF7 Rebirth. Happy Easter you son of a b***h! Take your Troons Inclusivity Day and go frick yourself.

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if western devs started going full 90s sexual fanservice they could sell millions of copies even if their game is filled with predatory microtransactions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vindictus is doing it and surprise surprise, they are a korean studio

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moronic coomer, hogwarts legacy was pozzed beyond belief and outsold everything else last year
      Meanwhile FF7Rebirth got "unpozzed" and gave tifa her breasts back and managed to sold even less than FF13-3

      It's amazing how asiatics actually believe they are only talking to one person. Crazy.

      Never engage in any conversation with a asiatic and always treat them like subhumans, there is a reason why they have the lowest birthrate in the world.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just post the pinching gesture and watch them scurry.

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The demo is good OP. You should try playing it first before forming an opinion. Hell, it might cure your troons mental illness.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He'll now pretend he did, and go into zero detail on it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The demo is good
      lol no.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You haven't played it, we know you haven't played it, and you know we know you haven't played it. You've been crying about this game for months.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You haven't played it

          >can't manually control where your attacks land, Eve autolocks on each enemy
          >FOV is too closed in, can't rotate while you're locked on, neither does it have a camera reset
          >during certain fights the game has invisible walls in really cramped battle arenas (like the first encounter with the Starfish enemy)
          >can't jump cancel any attack (despite being able to guard/dodge cancel)
          >if you jump you can only input one thing, attack or dodge
          >can not air dash into an attack
          >can not dash into attack
          >can not even fricking jump -> dash -> double jump
          >can't guard/parry in mid air
          >can not queue a dodge into an attack/jump
          >large periods of time where you are committed to an animation, even after the attack is resolved, which often makes the game feel like a cheap student project
          >if you do 4 light attacks, there is a huge recovery animation after the attack. Eve is frozen in place
          >blue/purple circles sucks
          >your positioning doesn't matter, you just press dodge + direction when your sword flashes (DMC4 had Nero doing real buster counters 2008)
          >there's huge visual clarity issues with steam/water/dust spraying all over the screen
          >there doesn't need to have slowdowns for perfect parrying/dodging, just the audio is fine enough
          >combo strings all do the same thing
          >buttons for activating one of your skills is the same as guard+dodge (lol)
          >obsessed with moves costing resources, this actively makes combat less stylish since you're encouraged not to do cool things that use the bar, but don't achieve much
          >why does stinger/gap closers have a cooldown
          >perfect dodge counters for some reason use meter
          >the game freezes after in fight cutscenes I.e., After the chainsaw QTE -> Eve just idles for a moment
          >can't skip cutscenes until AFTER you die
          have a nice day, worthless asiatic. Get overself, these plastic prostitutes aren't going to frick your microdick.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>can't manually control where your attacks land, Eve autolocks on each enemy
            you can turn that off in the Options, it was bothering the shit out of me as well

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Which? There's nothing that says autolock in any of the sections.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its there, I don't remember where since I did it 3 days ago but I know for a fact it exists. What I didn't know was there was an option to shorten her ponytail, that would've been nice

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you talking about autolocking when attacking? That doesn't change the how the hardlock for Eve has for attacking in combat works, just the game autolocking on or not. Just tested it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The game not autolocking on was a big help for me, i could stand in between enemies and swing in different directions with the analog stick instead of her focusing on just one enemy. What else did you want, I'm not understanding the real difference?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i could stand in between enemies and swing in different directions with the analog stick
                This is exactly what the hardlock on prevents. You can't manually angle your attacks.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Am I supposed to take you blatantly copypasting someone else's post seriously?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>why does stinger/gap closers have a cooldown

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Explain why not in great personal detail and attach and image of the demo downloaded on your PS5.

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder this is the same homosexual who's been spamming against Stellar Blade for months, out of an insane obsession with hating sex appeal and South Korea specifically. He's been called deku or Poobar. Watch for the inability to not constantly mention "coom" or "asiatic", and absolute dishonesty in all attempts at arguing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it's obviously the same subhuman. Probably the same one who posts this shit in EVERY single thread too

      But at least the game has ass for my fellow black friends!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      babe wake up. new boogeyman just dropped

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its hilarious because its always the same 2-3 people defending it too.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We know this is you OP

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ummm if you disagree with me then you're obviously OP sweatie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every thread that talks about this game has the same moron screeching about korean games dude. Keep in mind he only talks about stellar blade like it's a gacha or mmo, that moron has never played an actual normal game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its hilarious because its always the same 2-3 people defending it too.

        You really need to give up already. Again, you're not getting upvotes here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Again, they project their own samegayging.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Its hilarious because its always the same 2-3 people defending it too.

            You might as well be posting with a tripcode dude

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I agree, you really do need one.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its hilarious because its always the same 2-3 people defending it too.

                You seem very knowledgeable ablut discord and reddit but not the content on this site. Perhaps you should return home.

                Again, they project their own samegayging.

                Especially when the shills refuse to mention the faults people have with it.

                Every one of your posts is just "no u"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's all you can do when someone calls your game shit, Kim.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Kim
                >asiatic
                >coom
                >shill
                You're insanely repetitive

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > insanely repetitive
                Just like Stellar Blade!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He was raped by Koreans when he was little.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                listen up zoomer boomer, youre little groomer coomer game is gonna flop you asiatic shill.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he's broken

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What do you expect from a asiatic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's the Korean thing again

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >please don't mention our microdicks as we shill this trash
                lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mysterious that you didn't show a screenshot.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hilarious how you didn't play the demo.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Correct, just like you. I don't play prologue demos because I'd rather play the entire game without a month's wait between.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Correct
                Good to know, asiatic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >asiatics asking for things from their superiors
                LMAO

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude you're incapable of not obsessively inserting the same shit he just called you out for

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guess the SBDF is out in full force today.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny how mad they get when you call them what they are lmao. Watch them when game comes out and action vets shit all over it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Guess the SBDF is out in full force today.

        That's how these shill works. They can't handle when you call them out.

        [...]
        You can even see it in their shilling and how they samegay.

        You're not subtle or clever.

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >has to resort to making up most of his "list"
    Slim pickin's on the forced negativity eh?

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2nd worst kind of asiaticslop, korean
    >ps5 exclusive
    1000% shit, based for making onions slurpers shit and cry, but there is a zero percent chance this slop is good, or even decent

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm definitely interested and will purchase this after I've finished with FF7rmk and rbrth + Unicorn Overlord. Hopefully it'll receive a 25-33% price slash during that time. Although, should they censor it on release I'll likely lose interest instantly.

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    he's not even wearing the hat..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alright fine. Then I'll take it back if you can't appreciate it.

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was Poobar cucked by a Korean man or something? His obsessive hatred is unhealthily vehement.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a Niergay. The troons have all been recently pretending that the game is some feminist masterpiece and doesn't sexualize women like heckin Korea does

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dress like prostitutes
    fanservice
    These are positives.
    But yeah, as an action game it looks pretty bleh.

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a shitty thread.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Happens every time when the asiatics get mad about simple comments.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >asiaticS asiaticS asiaticS
        You're part of the problem, moron.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, the subhuman asiatics shilling this thread need to be gassed.

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The extreme forced negativity is highly suspicious. You have to ask what is OP's agenda here and why is he so against this video game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not in PC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >people are disagreeing with my opinion so that's suspicious

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if only SB modeled this gorgeous woman as the main character instead of Eve!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >every ugly man with long hair is a troony
          Peddling in brainrot has come at a cost.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP is a shitter no doubt, but other anons make good points.
      I appreciate hot babes in my games, but I also want quality with the hot babes if I am asked $70. Something this game doesn't seem to offer.
      Hopefully moders will fix it when it comes to PC.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know why. You cannot enjoy attractive women in video games. He's desperate to try to build a hate campaign for this despite not having actually played it himself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watch the immediate deflection to no u

      why is this game getting shilled so hard? did sony give them a large marketing budget or something?

      , despite being in a hate thread
      Always look for the angle

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So better than anything made by the west in a decade.

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is this game getting shilled so hard? did sony give them a large marketing budget or something?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The seething feminists and trannies are doing 80% of the marketing themselves

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If sony would've put any money into it outside of publishing costs, this would've been censored and pozzed into oblivion.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        marketing is part of the publishing cost moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker doesn't care about gameplay, just fapbait. You could have replaced Eve with literally any random male character and the only people defending this game would be moronic snoyBlack folk who think Nu-GoW is good. In other words, nobody.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why is this game getting shilled so hard? did sony give them a large marketing budget or something?

        Same old shit
        You do this boring routine every time

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          See? The SBDF wouldn't be here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and the only people defending this game would be moronic snoyBlack folk who think Nu-GoW is good. In other words, nobody.
        You mean literally everyone except Ganker?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good thing we're on Ganker and not anywhere else. Then again, you have to deal with moronic porn addicts who don't know anything about action games still anyway.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            See? There's the porn thing again.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That you're a moronic porn addict defending mediocrity because there's a plastic asiatic on the cover?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >asiatic
                racism is cringe

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >asiatic
                racism is based but I'm still buying this game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                kek

                Reminder this is the same homosexual who's been spamming against Stellar Blade for months, out of an insane obsession with hating sex appeal and South Korea specifically. He's been called deku or Poobar. Watch for the inability to not constantly mention "coom" or "asiatic", and absolute dishonesty in all attempts at arguing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's the porn thing AND the Korean thing again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >replace main character with male and non/safe horny side characters
        >suddenly the game is GOTY material according to journalists because it is literally like muh GOW:R
        really makes me think

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's generally been received well by most outlets tho
          https://www.msn.com/en-sg/entertainment/gaming/stellar-blade-s-demo-is-a-delicious-amuse-bouche-of-stylish-action/ar-BB1kLwpP
          https://www.gameinformer.com/2024/03/26/stellar-blade-feature-angel-from-heaven

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >MSN
            >gameinformer
            kek this is what we're posting to trying and change the narrative of this thread. holy shit it's so over.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why did you claim in OP that "reviewers" are calling it "mid" if previews are positive?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ummm if you disagree with me then you're obviously OP sweatie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker doesn't care about gameplay, just fapbait. You could have replaced Eve with literally any random male character and the only people defending this game would be moronic snoyBlack folk who think Nu-GoW is good. In other words, nobody.

      See? The SBDF wouldn't be here.

      >ask vague why
      >answer self with something about coom or fap
      Same thing every time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The SBDF also has a tendency to samegay and then project on others.

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its not going to break 1 million because it is a PS exclusive

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it is fans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kafka avatar
      Why is one type of sexy acceptable to these people while another type of sexy isn't acceptable?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >17 views
      why did you think it was meaningful to post a tweet from a literal who? maybe you should go back and stay there

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game is only 10 hours long
    >Full price tag
    >Janky combat
    >Unresponsive controls
    It's okay when Resident Evil does it

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    morons in this board will still buy it because they haven't discovered porn yet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing we're on Ganker and not anywhere else. Then again, you have to deal with moronic porn addicts who don't know anything about action games still anyway.

      >Porn
      >Porn addicts
      Yep, every fricking time. When will you stop trying to force the moronic narrative that
      >Not wanting ugly people in games = PORN

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>Porn
        >>Porn addicts
        Correct. Or would you prefer the newbie word coomer?

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's crazy that some random Korean game is getting a dedicated 24/7 hate campaign from discord and gamingcirclejerk. Every other thread for this game is screeching about hating it because of the chuds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's right anon. the trannies are against this game. that's why we all have to buy a copy so we can win the culture war

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who exactly are you quoting?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't give a shit about that, but from a friend of mine who owns a PS5 I heard nothing but worrying things about gameplay, like the useless dodge and jank invincibility animations

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP is a known spammer who has a psychotic grudge against both Korea and pornography

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You seem very knowledgeable ablut discord and reddit but not the content on this site. Perhaps you should return home.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no u
        why is this the only response you can come up with?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's not a "no u" variant but I understand you were upset and needed a response.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it is. you got mad because you were called out and defaulted to "no u are from there!!!"

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >u got so mad
              It's really not to late to go back. You are missed by your community.

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't tell if the people who are against this game on Ganker for sexism reasons are just baiting or if this place really is infested with people from you know where

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's been proven time and time again gamingcirclejerk regularly organizes raids here

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    terrible thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Especially when the shills refuse to mention the faults people have with it.

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They really think they can hide here, huh?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they think they are winning the culture war by spamming here and samegayging against some random asiatic game

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you guys are all just fricked up porn aCK

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he wouldn't suck Astarion's dick dry while brutally analing Eve

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The demo sold me on the game, OP. I bought.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can stop samegayging.

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im tired of devs giving mediocre games really good music.

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's okay when I b***h when a game has something I dont like

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kotaku has given stellar blade a very positive coverage too moron
      https://kotaku.com/stellar-blade-ps5-game-demo-preview-dmc-sekiro-1851375165

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't know
        Kotaku is fine with jiggle physics and barely clothed women now since they're extremely close to getting shut down like their partner outlets

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          or maybe your imaginary persecution fetish isn't real and people just have their own opinions

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No it's blatantly obvious Kotaku has changed their tone recently. They have numerous articles in the past whining about jiggle physics and 'sexualized' female characters. Them having nothing but praise for Stellar Blade including Eves appearance is a complete 180 of what they used to be

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              or maybe different journalists have different opinions. not everything is a conspiracy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ever "journalist" on Kotaku cries and whines about sexy women.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm old enough to remember the Dragon's Crown Sorceress controversy when I was excited for that game, too, back in 2013, and Shreier from Kotaku called it a "e-girlcon fantasy", lmao. If they ever caved I'd laugh and celebrate and I know I'm not alone.

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing anyone ever talks about is how this game has hot naked women. I watched asmongold play this and literally the only thing the chat talked about was the naked chicks. this game is getting shilled hard on Ganker because of the breasts and ass. really seems like it's a "game" that is designed to be coomerbait first with the gameplay just acting as filler

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >jewtube influencer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I watched x streamer
      this is the type of person seething over this game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blah blah blah

      [...]
      Same old shit
      You do this boring routine every time

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy it just to combat DEI.
    No gorilla joggers and no ugly women and sexualized explicitly for the male gaze = day one purchase if you're a redblooded straight male gamer. If it's a massive successive, it will be like kick in the balls to woke Commiefornia developers, and God knows they really fricking deserve it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >= day one purchase if you're a redblooded straight male gamer
      Sorry, but I like good gameplay in my games.

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anti sjw are 10x worse than sjw ever were.
      >talk about boats
      TRANNIES
      >talk about recipes
      TRANNIES!!!!
      >talk about sewage pipelines
      TRAAAAAAAANNNNNIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS
      >Talk about videogames
      TRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. troony

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good job proving him right.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            good job being a troony

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Anti-SJWs
        So normal people? Frick off troon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek the replies to this are just proving him right

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >proving him right
          >him
          I can't tell if your serious or just trolling

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dont go woke, go broke

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Went into it thinking there was a strong possibility it’d just be janky coombait but it’s actually competently made. Combat is fun, not as tight as I’d like but still really good, to the point where if it was a bit tighter it’d be amazing, all the Black folk saying otherwise didn’t play the boss challenge.
    Story is a bit predictable so far but the world building and monster designs are cool enough to have me intrigued. Biggest complaint is EVE’s combat yells are a bit repetitive. Music, sound design and visuals are all good. At first was just gonna buy it to support it but now I’m legit looking forward to playing it. Pre-ordered, stay mad homosexuals and trannies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >janky coombait
      That's exactly what is it. The level design and combat needs years of polish.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you play the demo? If so post playtime

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Did you play the demo?
          Yes:

          >You haven't played it

          >can't manually control where your attacks land, Eve autolocks on each enemy
          >FOV is too closed in, can't rotate while you're locked on, neither does it have a camera reset
          >during certain fights the game has invisible walls in really cramped battle arenas (like the first encounter with the Starfish enemy)
          >can't jump cancel any attack (despite being able to guard/dodge cancel)
          >if you jump you can only input one thing, attack or dodge
          >can not air dash into an attack
          >can not dash into attack
          >can not even fricking jump -> dash -> double jump
          >can't guard/parry in mid air
          >can not queue a dodge into an attack/jump
          >large periods of time where you are committed to an animation, even after the attack is resolved, which often makes the game feel like a cheap student project
          >if you do 4 light attacks, there is a huge recovery animation after the attack. Eve is frozen in place
          >blue/purple circles sucks
          >your positioning doesn't matter, you just press dodge + direction when your sword flashes (DMC4 had Nero doing real buster counters 2008)
          >there's huge visual clarity issues with steam/water/dust spraying all over the screen
          >there doesn't need to have slowdowns for perfect parrying/dodging, just the audio is fine enough
          >combo strings all do the same thing
          >buttons for activating one of your skills is the same as guard+dodge (lol)
          >obsessed with moves costing resources, this actively makes combat less stylish since you're encouraged not to do cool things that use the bar, but don't achieve much
          >why does stinger/gap closers have a cooldown
          >perfect dodge counters for some reason use meter
          >the game freezes after in fight cutscenes I.e., After the chainsaw QTE -> Eve just idles for a moment
          >can't skip cutscenes until AFTER you die
          have a nice day, worthless asiatic. Get overself, these plastic prostitutes aren't going to frick your microdick.

          Now time for you to deflect.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice playtime. Some of those complaints you copied are fair but it’s still fun. Also kys homosexual OP

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >copied
              You are hilariously pathetic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Still no playtime huh?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >still hasn’t posted proof he’s actually played it
                seething discord troony confirmed

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >every reviewer saying it's a mid game
    Well yeah that's because there's a coordinated attack on this game from the gaming press because of consulting agencies like SBI. Wokesters are seething that it doesn't star a fat amputee lesbian black woman and are doing everything in their power to make it fail.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>Well yeah that's because there's a coordinated attack on this game from the gaming press
      Where is this attack exactly? It's actually received positive previews from the demo in gaming press

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He needs them to ignore that fact so people don't shit on it here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How about an actual video instead of a random screenshot of a sourceless paragraph?
          https://www.ign.com/videos/stellar-blade-preview-sekiro-meets-nier-automata

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Stellar Blade could be an epoch shift away from the ideology that is being pushed by the woke cult, which includes a lot of journalists. Movie companies right now are trying to get youtube reviewers banned because they break their narratives and stop them from making money while they're also pushing propaganda, the woke workers in the industry are seething out of their mind that Stellar Blade is happening and might undo years of their conditioning and "regress" the industry back to sexy characters made for men.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >which includes a lot of journalists
        then why are journalists giving this game positive coverage?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The biggest article to come out so far calls the devs fricking sexless virgin losers that have never seen a woman in their life and it's by IGN and not some no name publication.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I googled "stellar blade news" and literally every post has been positive except the ign one. your fantasy doesn't match reality

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's really funny you say that because I provided you evidence and you rejected it without even looking

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Even the IGN one is not from an official preview, which is positive, it's from an "editorial"

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We're living in a world where Final Fantasy 16 got its score docked by multiple publications for being too white, despite having entire areas full of middle eastern characters because there were no black people in the game.

              Journalists are extremely compromised, and any small fluff piece now is meaningless until we see their actual reviews and they dock the score because of ideological reasons which happens a lot. There was a Stranger of Paradise review from NME constantly praising the game and it's systems before they gave it a 1 star view because Jack exemplified toxic masculinity and there were other reviews that also mentioned Jack being too much for them.

              Also journalists edit articles all the time after they get called out, don't be dumb.

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Next time leave out the ResetEra stuff, then I might take you seriously.

  139. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another DNC troon meltdown about this game, same as every other thread about it. They know that if this game succeeds, their attempts at 'saving' gaming from attractive women will be all for naught.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      asiatics arent attractive

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >leftoids in charge of not being racist

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          asiatics arent human, so i cant be racist towards them

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's the typical leftoid rhetoric yeah

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              INSECT asiaticOID

  140. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poobar melts down yet again

  141. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game is only 10 hours long

    Even if you are lying, short games are sometimes extremely good, especially if they don't pad it with pointless sidequest content. AAA games now seriously suffer from that problem and that's what ruins them. I'd rather have a game where 90% of the game isn't pointless filler.

    Klonoa: Door to Phantomile is an example of a short game (you can clear it in about two-to-four hours), but the length of the game is actually perfect and it has no padding, which also increases the replayability of the game and makes the game way less annoying to clear.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you ever think a game is too long, just press the power button

  142. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the model for this game look like Ezra Miller?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you out of semi-intelligent things and are just posting random nonsense?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Must be hard to see the comparison with asiaticgoggles on.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can't imagine living a life where I obsess over Korea and scream one word nonstop at everyone and everything.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can't imagine obsessing over anything except my hobbies. Vidya, books, music, animu, all tons of fun. Obsessing over asiaticland? How is that fun?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You tell me, child, you've been doing it for months now.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not him though, I find that behavior baffling.
                also I think I'll buy Stellar Blade now. Demo sold me.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You are obsessed. You spend all day crying about "asiatics" and "coomers".

              Poobar.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                maybe if you werent a groomer, wed stop

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >we
                hahahahahahaha

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's calling shilling. For free.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can't imagine obsessing over anything except my hobbies. Vidya, books, music, animu, all tons of fun. Obsessing over asiaticland? How is that fun?

                Samegay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're shilling the game along with everyone else. Any reply, any acknowledgement of the game is shilling. Thank you for shilling with us, shilling shill of a shilling shill.

  143. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll buy a copy, leftists aren't people.

  144. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game is singlehandedly making the troon suicide rate go up

  145. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poobar was raped by a portly Korean man when he was 14 and he's still mad about it.

  146. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The way people talk about the gameplay here makes it sound like its so horrible when the demo is currently sitting at 4.8/5 with 7k reviews in ps store. Really makes it obvious what's happening here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's because OP has never played it, but he has been pushing a hate campaign against it for several months out of a psychotic hatred of South Korean people, and of what he perceives as "pornography".

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ummm if you disagree with me then you're obviously OP sweatie

  147. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Main character is literally a troony according to the story.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf, the game is about (You)?

  148. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >troons boycott hogwarts
    >its a success
    >troons boycott stellar blade
    >gains more popularity than it would normally
    Face it, morons. People are so tired of you they are willing to buy things because you boycott them and normal people vastly outnumber you.

  149. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing how hard people are doing to the lengths to jump at the rescue of some random kusoge PS5 game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's amazing how hard people are doing
      Yeah like making a thread full of bullshit points trying to hate on the game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So because OP is moronic you can be as well?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          OP is lying through his teeth. Now you tell me why he would do that except to manufacture a hate campaign on the game?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >OP is lying through his teeth
            Just like the shills. Again, So because OP is moronic you can be as well?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So because OP is moronic you can be as well?

              [...]
              You're replying to multiple different people moron.

              lol
              keep solving those captchas you homosexual

  150. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OP has actually spent the entire thread seething about this game
    lmao. what an embarrassing meltdown

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's spent the last two and a half months doing so actually, ever since the State of Play reveal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's afraid. The pendulum is swinging back and it's terrified. It WILL get laid off or wherever it's infested will shut down and they'll be out of money and out of ways to shove their ideology down everyone's throats. You're seeing their death throes right now, the Koreans (that are fighting against radical feminism in their own country after breaking free from their hold) are making the radfems in the west piss and shit themselves.

  151. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You're replying to multiple different people moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So because OP is moronic you can be as well?

      Sure bro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      meds

      [...]
      [...]

      Damn, multiple people saying the exact same thing in the exact same way in every thread sounds like a bunch of brain-damaged people. Or a discord.

  152. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    meds

    >OP has actually spent the entire thread seething about this game
    lmao. what an embarrassing meltdown

    >ummm if you disagree with me then you're obviously OP sweatie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >keeps using his same cope post
      could you make it any more obvious rajesh?

  153. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poobar is a homosexual who was molested by a Korean man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, little bro you forgot to say we're samegayging.

  154. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Barry was here

  155. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mental illness

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spending two and a half months nonstop shrieking and raging and crying over this game is indeed mental illness.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao can't wait for the threads when the game comes on and everyone shits on it and this is all you can repeat.

  156. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna buy Stellar Blade.

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