>Game starts. >lose all of her weapons

>Game starts
>lose all of her weapons

How incompetent can you be?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's a woman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seems to be a problem with women and gays

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blonde

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its been ages since anybodys made a blonde joke

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek, imagine if she was a dumb blonde but everyone confuses her absentmindedness with stoicism?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's autistic

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In Prime 2,the monsters just jump you and take your shit. That was a good intro.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's really only Prime 1 & 2, and Dread that outright show her losing her equipment. She just inexplicably doesn't have her full spread of gear in the beginning in all the other games. Theories range from her selling it off, to them being old modules that degrade after a while due to age. Video games.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fusion also had an explanation for why Samus didn't have her equipment.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder in the grand scheme of power levels, bumping into a wall did more damage to Samus than anything else in the Metroid universe.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone tried the Dread randomiser? is it in a usable state for a normal non speedrunning player yet?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a single vidya character who jobbed more?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *does stand up glitch* nothing personnel mother brian

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      give daddy a headpat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The baby Metroid rushed the fuck out of nowhere and almost killed Samus
      Cool shit like that is needed more in Metroid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like the dead Torizo, like there was suppose to be a third round but the Baby killed him before you get there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This bro

      Indeed

      has actually died multiple times.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could a Metroid game where she starts with her iconic abilities (morph balls, bombs/power boms, missiles/super missiles, space jump, screw attack) and doesnt lose them and only gains new ones work?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Samus is too dumb for that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe if you learn new moves for the old skills

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Metroid gets criticism for recycling abilities a lot, but I like that Dread messed with the item acquisition order. It did make them feel a bit fresher.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree but at the same time I think it's really lame to get a morph ball hours in
      Morph Ball should be just a permanent part of her kit tbh

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I replay dread? I only beat it once at launch.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw the baby metroid died to save samus

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My head canon is that her suit only has so much ram to store powers so she stores the powers somewhere else after finishing a mission and only brings the minimum on new missions so she can have enough ram for new powers

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fusion and Dread make losing your weapons a part of the plot
    How will Metroid 6 incorporate this? I’d like to see some payoff from Fusion’s story and have it start with Samus being captured by the Federation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she lost all her powers at the end when the jelly drained her so she could drive her spaceship. thats the excuse

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