>Game starts with a PowerPoint Presentation with a narration from a really poor voice actor.

>Game starts with a PowerPoint Presentation with a narration from a really poor voice actor.

Holy. Fricking. Ludo. It's just like how Martin Scorsese purposefully added that abrupt cut into that scene from Raging Bull... purposefully lowering the quality of the film for the sake of artistic expression.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rent free holy shit ahahahahahha

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would pay for Ranni to live with me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know about you guys but when I don't like a game I don't make threads about it, positive or negative. I just stop thinking about it.

      >Thread about praising the game gets made.
      >Immediately start thinking about the game's critics.

      Who's more obsessed?

      >the loathsome dung eater
      dropped the game right there

      The Japanese are obsessed with shit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>Game starts with a PowerPoint Presentation with a narration from a really poor voice actor.
        >praise

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Attention-span so absolutely annihilated that he didn't read beyond the first sentence.

          Not gonna make it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stop being disingenuous moron nobody thinks OP was actually praising the game

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know about you guys but when I don't like a game I don't make threads about it, positive or negative. I just stop thinking about it.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the loathsome dung eater
    dropped the game right there

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's legit a bad translation. He eats a person's soul which in Japanese folklore is located within the anus.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron. The game is literally all about shit. You run around the woods picking up "gold tinged shit" or whatever it was called and then stick it in jars to throw at enemies.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean an item 99% of players never used?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            99% of the items in the game are never used by players. There's like a hundred different weapons but most players will only specialize in 1 or 2... because there isn't really any reason to "diversify" one's loadout since all weapons are functionally identical (dodge, attack, dodge, attack, etc).

            Really? That's what clued you in? You sure it wasn't the fact that we're in an Elden Ring thread?

            Sorry, I have 4 different threads going on right now (all posted by me) and I got confused.

            Stop being disingenuous moron nobody thinks OP was actually praising the game

            I am the OP, you pathetic autist. Get mad at your parents for getting you vaccinated, don't get mad at me.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn't. The thing about eating ass souls is 100% fanon.
        His title isn't explained at all in-game.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It kind of is. We learn that what does to a person prevents them from returning to the Erdtree and curses them, why would eating their shit do that? It's obvious what he's doing to them is not just eating their poop. The only explanation that makes sense is that he eats shirikodama, and it's not like it's the first time From Soft has used this idea, the headless warriors from Sekiro have a grab attack where they rip your shirikodama straight out of your anus.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice headcanon. Autism.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Which part is headcanon? Everything I just talked about comes from nowhere else but the games themselves.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Autism.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                moronation.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for the bump.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm an active participant in this thread why would you think I'd be loathe to bump it

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes I'm familiar with the fanon explanation, yes it is still fanon.
            And also dung eater is not mistranslation, his name in Japanese is 忌まわしき糞喰い (Imawashiki kuso kui) which literally translates as hated shit eater.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              How does eating shit curse people? Seems far more likely he earned the nickname from eating shirikodama which happened to have shit on them. You have a character who violates peoples nethers in some vague way, you're told doing so causes them to essentially become soulless, and anyone who knows basic Japanese folklore knows about shirikodama and kappa. What other explanation for what's going on here could there be?

              If you read a book that gives you one passage which says blue represents anger and then some chapters later in the story you see blue curtains is it "fanon" to say that the curtains are meant to evoke anger?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Debating on whether or not a videogame character eats shit isn't going to get you any pussy, little bro.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh frick really? Shit I had no idea.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're still going on about this fanon explanation trying to find some way to tie his in game actions to his title while completely ignoring the far more plausible explanation that requires far less mental gymnastics, being that cursing people and his title of hated shit eater are unrelated.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ignoring the far more plausible explanation that requires far less mental gymnastics, being that cursing people and his title of hated shit eater are unrelated.
                Really interesting that you think rejecting occams razor requires less mental gymnastic. It takes more assumptions to say that his shit eating and his cursing are unrelated.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That has more to do with you having brain damage, I'm sure.
                In any case, I really don't care if you choose to believe Zullie the Witch's theory about the meaning of his name. It's an interesting theory, but it is only a theory so don't go trying to spread it around as though it's fact, and definitely don't go spreading actual misinformation like "dung eater is a mistranslation" in a misguided attempt to support it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've never even seen the Zullie video about that, but the fact that we both came to the same conslusion independantly only supports it's validity.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I'm sure you came to that conclusion independently and aren't just parroting it from someone else spreading it around like you are, especially when it came with some factually wrong info like "dung eater is a mistranslation" which is definitely not the kind of easily fact checked mistake someone who is simply parroting the opinion of another would make. You look like such a clown right now, the only thing you're missing is a bright red nose.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you didn't come up with this independantly because I, an internet stranger, am more familiar with your thoughts than you are
                blow it out your ass

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can smell bullshit from a mile away, and you're full of more shit than the dung eater himself.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe you should change your pants then, that stench aint coming from me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah we get it, trannies
      you watched the intro in youtube (since the game didn't come out in the shitch)
      btw thanks for confirming shazamtroons were tendies btw

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Facts.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >elden seethe thread #2373

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE AAAAALL-KNOWIIIIIING

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No story
    >Barren open world
    >No challenge
    >Dualwielding makes the game even more trivial
    >Input reading
    >Magic is overpowered
    >Just summon ashes to win, bro!
    >Bosses are easier to stagger now, meaning the game is even more casual friendly
    >Most weapon abilities trivialize the game
    >Like 75% of the game is optional
    >No solo invasions
    >No covenants, meaning that PvP has no point
    >4 endings are the same (kek)
    >Teleports (WHAT THE FRICK WERE THEY THINKING?????)
    >Intro is a powerpoint slideshow
    >"Altering costumes" system is the dumbest idea ever
    >Fast travel
    >They changed Malenia's white VA to some Black person for woke points (OH NO NO)
    >All big bosses are garbage
    >Cuck shit
    >Feminist shit
    >Simp shit
    >Furry shit
    >troony shit
    >Gay shit
    >Pedophile shit
    >You have to simp for a woman in order to access some of the game's content (lmao)
    >Paid DLC
    >Final boss is a troony and a giant fish instead of kino old man battle like in literally all previous games
    >Skyrim dungeons (that have no rewards)
    >Boss reuse
    >Asset reuse
    >Worst camera ever
    Is Elden Ring the worst game of all time?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The second I saw "barren open world" I knew you were going to say Elden Ring.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Really? That's what clued you in? You sure it wasn't the fact that we're in an Elden Ring thread?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which is better? I prefer Zanzibart tbh

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The troony discord is so mind broken by this game that they're now reduced to making their own falseflags

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game advertises with high quality pre-rendered cutscenes
    >intro is just a slideshow
    what the frick was that about

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah wtf they should be caveman drawing without a voice actor at all like zelda

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I don't get how they couldn't afford a kino CGI-opening after all the other Souls games.
    Even their promo-shit had some awesome CGI.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trannies trying to slide my comfy ER doubt thread

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best intro of a game in decades, the way they present the big contenders like a WWE in the coolest way possible was kino as frick.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      DS3 did it better

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The hollowing pilgrims
        >Aldrich is the actual blob he was supposed to be in Cathedral of the Deep
        >Red Knight at the end of the intro
        Seeing that prologue makes me angry as frick

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Graphics look cool, like an amalgamation of Bloodborne and Demon's Souls.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's exactly what Miyazaki had envisioned on 2015 for DS3

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >like an amalgamation of Bloodborne and Demon's Souls.
            Nobody tell him lol

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Evangelist is definitely a homage to the Fat Official, but the rest just seem like a bit of a reach. There's only so many ways to make "undead guy wearing medieval armor"... so eventually it will seem like things are being reused (or brought back, in this scenario). I see no resemblances with the gargoyles and the Corvians.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can find examples of all that shit in every other Fromsoft game. They've been making the same game over and over again since 1994.

                >Lothric is a Boletaria remade: Oceiros is consumed by the fears/frustration of making crippled babies and unleashes the Abyss under Lothric to use that power, which takes over the Kingdom. You access the inner part and face Dragonslayer Armor, an armor designed to match Orstein but controlled by the Dark, similarly to Penetrator, a demon resembling Metas, then three King hunters (similar to King's elite trio of DeS)
                >Profaned Capital and dungeon were near to Lothric and matched Prison of Hope/Latria. Includes Mind Flayers and Gargoyles (also included in Lothric Castle because originally Irithyll Dungon was for Oceiros experiments as Latria was for Old Monk)
                >Batwing demon, the unfinished boss of the unfinished Demon Ruins, matches and matched a buffed version of Flamelurker in its moveset.
                >"Gundyr" used to be called Old King of Lothric before the Bamco cuts and reshuffling, when it was fought in Oceiros current boss room, and is Old King Doran. The MC has to best him in combat to prove that he is worthy and gain the Coiled Sword and access to the hub. The description still states the similarity with Doran set as reference. Unlike Demon's Souls, the second phase would escalate into Pus of Man
                >Originally Rosaria was a boss that summoned players to protect her, and Cathedral of the Deep was the reverse of Valley of Defilement. Rosaria is reborn as Abyss creature and turn the people kidnapped by the Cathedral of the Deep into slugs serving her like Astrea robbed the soul of his followers as an act of mercy.
                >Archdragon Peak is Shrine of Storms, including Nameless King mirroring the Old Hero, and Old Hero originally had white hair. Before the gutting Archdragon Peak and Nameless King were of much higher narrative importance to the lore. It also even has a large 2 story room with a caster summoning warriors.
                >Anor Londo/Irithyll was originally Yhorm's land of hybrid God/Giant tied to Outrider Knights that matches the Demon's Souls cut content

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lothric is an obvious Anor Londo remake, not Boletaria. Oceiros is fought within the Lothric garden in the same relative location as Seath was fought in in the Crytsal Cave. All that other shit you mentioned is just recycling tropes and concepts, which, as this anon stated

                I can find examples of all that shit in every other Fromsoft game. They've been making the same game over and over again since 1994.

                , is all From ever really does.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lothric is an obvious Anor Londo remake, not Boletaria
                No it isn't. It's 100% Boletaria. Your progression through it, its backstory, its setting. It's 100% Boletaria except Allant is called Oceiros and his madness unleashes the Abyss instead of the Old One

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. It's Anor Londo.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's Anor Londo, in the game that has Anor Londo.
                Shut the frick up lmao

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                incel

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope Black person

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I actually agree with everything you posted I just feel like being combative.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can find examples of all that shit in every other Fromsoft game. They've been making the same game over and over again since 1994.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              moron anon By your logic then fromsoft is just a copy paste of berserk?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Miyazaki has never even heard of Berzerk.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He told you.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Poor voice actor
    That dude put infinitely more effort into that part than hacks like Troy Baker do in their entire careers

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I new game plus ER? I haven't touched it in over a year and DS remastered is overpriced for a 10+ year old game on steam

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The VA was the best part, kino delivery. JP seiyus can never compare.

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