GameBoy. Titties

GameBoy
Titties

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did boomers really used to have to play games like this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least we had buttons, motherfucker. Enjoy tapping on your stupid screen.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And blocking a quarter of the screen with thumbs like an IDIOT

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I HATE THE ANTI BUTTON CRUSADE. THEY EVEN TOOK MY HEADPHONE JACK

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I miss my Android phone that had a full slide-out keyboard.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're going to take your power cable next. Enjoy your wireless charging cancer, and having to buy a special case with a built-in battery and wireless charger just to have any hope of traveling internationally with your phone dying by the time you get to your destination.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What exactly is your complaint here? A slim wireless charger like Samsungs or Applies will take up the same space and function identically to your carry about the power brick and cable you're using to charge while traveling anyway. They'll also function identically as well, except they stick to the back rather than the bottom.

            Are you sure you're just not looking for shit to cry about?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        owned

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As someone who tries to play Genshin on mobile, I say, based.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only accessory I remember having on my GBC was the bendy light you attached at night. Let me tell you something, the GBA SP was the best handheld at the time. Still my favorite one from nostalgia.
      -t. 30 yo boomer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had the bendy light and the magnifying glass, the magnifying glass was fucking useless though. Most of those accessories are just there to justify all those travel packs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. I remember you couldn’t play your gameboy at night because no backlight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomer gay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What? Boomers would have been like forty when the Gameboy color came out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only because the Soviet Union beat us putting the first satellite into space and took us decades to recover.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used the street light instead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Consoles and handhelds had a lot attachments and expansion hardware back in the days to help them keep up with the competition, they were basically on life support.
      Kinda like phones are today, with all their protective cases/skins, screen protectors, controller attachments and dongles... but not quite.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only useful thing on there is the play and charge grip. Get all that other shit off there and slap on one of these.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grips made it impossible to put the GB in your pocket.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't have a fanny pack for you GBC anon. Sad.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Even in the 90's I wasn't gay enough for a fucking fanny pack, anon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Get a load of the square. All the cool kids rocked the fanny pack.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It was called a fagbag for a reason, anon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is literally what they are referring to with toxic masculinity. You deprived yourself useful utility because of "muh manliness"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shut the fuck up leftist cunt.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have pockets and backpacks you retard.
                The only "utility" items that were ever put in fanny packs were inhalers and glasses cases.

                >anon makes joke
                >4chan fag tourist argument seekers take it seriously

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What joke, retard?
                And calling you retarded doesn't make me the big scary 4chan man, gay.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have pockets and backpacks you retard.
                The only "utility" items that were ever put in fanny packs were inhalers and glasses cases.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Even fags think that shit looks gay

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What did you just call it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Grips made it impossible to put the GB in your pocket.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I never paid any attention to clothes until I was a teenager and I remember the day I realized that pants just weren't as big as they used to be.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I never paid any attention to clothes until I was a teenager and I remember the day I realized that pants just weren't as big as they used to be.
            You gotta buy bigger sizes when you get bigger.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had a wormlight and the light was so dim it was fucking useless. Maybe a crappy off brand, but it would have been more useful using moonlight.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had an official one and it was still worthless because the glare made the screen unusable

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, they sucked. I had some square thing that framed around the entire screen, with lights on every side and running on its own AA's

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Took a while to find one on Google

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I had that exact one

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are like baby. This monstrosity was complete garbage and was powered by an adapter that siphoned power from two of the gameboy's batteries. Couldn't see shit, sounded like shit and it drained the batteries.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We know gay we watched the avgn episode too

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wow thats a great light attachment

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GBASP was the best handheld.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ze dose is to small doc

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers used to lug that shit around

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers don't go anywhere or do anything

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fanny pack
    >never wore them in the Fanny

    Talk about a fashion risk.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the Gameboy have a penis

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it has titties, it's a female gameboy, a gamegirl if you will

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no fan attachment to keep your forehead cool
    NGMI

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thanks, doc

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MY STUPID ASS gay FRIEND SAID THAT IN POKEMON, THE SCREEN GLITCHES OUT AND FLASHES WHEN THE GAMEBOY BATTERY IS LOW, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY WALKING AROUND WHILE YOUR POKEMON ARE POISONED AND TAKING DAMAGE. STUPID FUCKER WASTED SO MANY BATTERIES.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just played my GBC in the restroom with the blaring lights

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how I put up with the Gameboy for so long.Before the SP you needed completely optimal lighting to see anything. The portability was pointless because you couldn't even see the screen in natural sunlight.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a worm light. I was playing in bed one night and my dad came in so I hid it under my blankets.
    >he comes in
    >"You're not playing games, are you?"
    >"No."
    >walks over to the bed and leans close to me
    >"You know your stomach is glowing."
    >look down and you can clearly see the glow from the light shining through the blankets
    >"Save it or whatever you gotta do and go to bed"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cool dad. Mine would have yelled at me

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was always really fun getting a new add-on for your Gameboy because it felt like assembling Voltron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. It was a toy in itself.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I probably went through 3 or 4 different lights trying to find one that actually worked. Finally I just used our “expensive” flashlight that could light up a while back yard. It probably wasn’t meant to be used indoors Especially a bedroom.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god i hated this transparent plastic

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm honestly convinced that the only reason people bought these things was for the novelty. No one ever thought "Wow, I need this peripheral" and I'd imagine relatively few people actually entertained the idea that it would improve the experience in any meaningful way.

    Even as a 5-year-old I just kinda wanted these things because they looked cool to my retarded 5-year-old brain, but I don't think I ever thought I NEEDED these things, or even that they would make my Gameboy work better. I think I just thought of them as a cool accessory.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm honestly convinced that the only reason people bought these things was for the novelty. No one ever thought "Wow, I need this peripheral" and I'd imagine relatively few people actually entertained the idea that it would improve the experience in any meaningful way.
      They were bought by clueless grandmas and parents.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just remember the screen, not the other weird stuff. I'm young lol.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the Game Bean Advance

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      name one (1) game worth playing on it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you shake it up, you get another image of beans on the screen.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GAME BALLS PENIS

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