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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >two and a half months for the second patch after the first one barely fixed anything

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they earned $50 million dollars on day 1 so they don't give a frick

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >added functionality
    If that isn't Home or even something as simple as making a fricking sound or a sparkle when a shiny appears, then it's a waste of time.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Bug fixed
    Theyre finally fixing the Bug type so that it isn't resisted by 7 fricking other types?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >weak to a shitton
      > not effective against a shitton
      please fix the bug type this is awful.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why even bother buying games at launch?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Why eat freshly baked bread?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you got to let it cool before shoveling it into your mouth or you'll get burned.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That is actually a perfect analogy. Well done anon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Buying a game on release is closer to eating dough than it is to eating freahly baked bread.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >food analogy
        Rather, it comes out moldy and gets fresher in short bursts over the period of a fricking year.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Even for >food analogy this is pretty embarrassing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Holy false equivalency, Batman!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        More like
        >Why eat raw yeast?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Necessity for storygays.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >We fixed a bug where you could climb terrain jumping backwards and added a Eshop shortcut to buy the exansion. Alright that's about it see ya.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It’s amazing how y’all still settled for…

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like frozen pizza.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How is that amazing that's par for the course these Days

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Name 1 competitor, and if you say Survive or Cyber I WILL laugh at you and your awful taste.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Monster Hunter Stories

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Go away catfricker

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >catfricker
            You shouldn't be saying that

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Unironically canon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        SMT unironically

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >y'all
      Tourist spotted

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I blame the tourney gays. It's not like they care if the game is a buggy redundant piece of shit or not, as long as the base battle system still works (and remains unchanged). They're going to keep buying it no matter what because they to keep plying competitively. That's how Game Freak has gotten away with making the same game over and over for the past 30 fricking years.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone play it now? The hype is over. If you dont play a game in the first 1-2 months you might as well not play at all.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I completed the Pokedex but I still hope the game is in a more presentable state by the time they start releasing DLC.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      true.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >If you dont play a game in the first 1-2 months you might as well not play at all.

      I'm playing Witcher 3 for the first time. Next gen update is very nice. Thanks for beta-testing you knoblicking homosexual.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Witcher 3 isnt an online game. I meant games with online. Like Elden ring and Pokemon have big online element to them that isnt the same outside of launch month.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Pokemon have big online element to them that isnt the same outside of launch month.
          I finished the game and completed the pokedex while using online functionalities only a handful of times, probably less than 20
          wonder trading is incredibly annoying, too many menus with too much wait time inbetween
          Tera raids are full of morons, i only used them to get a slowking and a palafin
          link battles are full of metagays and you only play them if you're a compgay yourself

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but witcher 3 is at least decently made, there's no more merit to pokemon than the hype over twitter dot com and the porn

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have ADHD or something?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but thats not relevant. I just mean when a game has an online element to it then if you play after the release month then you have missed out on all the launch hype and engagement

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You do realize that this game is undoubtedly going to have DLC that's gonna come with its own hype, right?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Will the update make it less shit than Legends?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bug fixes
    So performance will still be shit but now there will be less funny glitch videos on twitter

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the patch over a month away will fix the broken product I bought 2 months ago
    You pokefricks are subhuman.
    Only you and the Blizzdrones go to bat over promised "fixes" that aren't even out yet that make your broken ass games slightly more playable as some sort of divine blessing from your consoomer gods.
    You are a broken people, deserving only of scorn and a solid five across the eye.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You should keep shitposting on Ganker. Game is bound to flop any second now. Never give up, we're all rooting for you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't you that moron from botw threads that gets humiliated by everyone?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you speak to me that way you battered housewife piece of dogshit.
        Imagine projecting your own abysmal tastes onto people with a shred of self respect.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >pokemon is still made for 7 year olds despite the main audience being 30 on average
    lol

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Performance will still be shit, npcs will still move in single digit fps and blink in/out of existence, draw distance will still be shit and pokemon/foliage will still poof into existence 5 feet in front of you.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >getting praised for fixing their own mess
    right

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for paying full price twice to beta test the games for me, guys 🙂

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >was a gift from a friend
    >had had enough fun
    >moved onto other games afterwards

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >gibrus tree mownthes pwreez ree nidotu hava merr timuu wid wan thuuwsandu prostituu racashunn

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Watch the bug fixes being superficial and functionality just being something dumb like a mostly unused accessibility option.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >#GameFreakListened
    Maybe. We have yet to see the patch notes describing what is being fixed.

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