Sorry anon, but fucking your dog is illegal in Canada.
It's getting FUCKED by your dog that's totally A-OK! That way the strong womyn can enjoy their dog sex without any problems! God bless Canada!
Reducing words and panels is not even a joke and it's an older than youll ever be. brevity is the soul wit, something buckley never understood.
And of course the zoomer doesn't get it cause he has no soul and only wants to be angry like a moron.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Just because you can shorten B^Us walls of text without losing any info that doesn't mean you can apply this to literally everything you fucking midwit.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Souless reply
1 week ago
Anonymous
>Proverb touting mongoloid thinks he's soulful
At 36 I'm probably older than you anyway, so by your rules I automatically have more soul than you.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Sure, you win the internet argument.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Anyone that says "brevity is the soul of wit" is a retard who never actually read Hamlet
webcomic threads are so dull these days, it's all about wanting to fuck but none of you are ever going to have sex. You'd probably find moon over june hot.
Heh, this is starting to happen, although even the friends that are getting kids still play videogames when they can.
Or board games and ttrpgs for some of them.
i'm 30+ with a wife and a kid and i somehow play more videogames than my friends/former friends in my age group
what is going on, will i never grow up? then again, if the alternative is normalgay hobbies like netflix and going outside then i'd rather stay the way i am now
>see an old friend for the first time in years >the first thing you do is HEY WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING instead of actual human conversation
You deserve everything bad that's coming to you.
>have two kids >be married for several years >be almost 30 >playing Superstar Saga right now as I type this >was just playing TF2 with my buddies yesterday
Fucking skill issue
>dad quit videogames when he had me and my siblings >my brother and I play video games >dad never does anything to bond with us, not even video games
I never understand this
you can't afford kids unless you were already born rich >b-b-b-b-but white trash breeding and having 5+ ki-
either parent usually kills the other, kid gets sent to juvie and stabbed
Heh. I did this to a friend. Even though I play a lot of weeb shit, I told him years after seeing him "videogames? Yeah I don't play a lot of those anymore, you know, life and shit"
At almost 30 now, most of my friends have pretty much stopped playing video games. It's not like they're doing anything worthwhile with their free time though. Mostly just watching netflix slob or wasting time scrolling on social media.
>35 years old >live in the attic at my moms house. just us two >salary accounting job >taking online classes part time for my career >very few bills, mom did good in life and house is paid >bought a new car last year, almost done paying it off >mom doesn't give me any hassles >living my best life
don't listen to the people who want to turn you into a slave, there's no shame in living comfortably
>there's no shame in living comfortably
Cheers.
I did buy my own place this year since my dad is about to retire, and I want to give the old man his space.
Friend of mine at work just moved back in with his mom at like 33. He didn't need to, its just cheaper. I'm jealous. He gets free meals from her and they split utilities and such. Literally just less hassle and less money from him or her individually being spent to live the same level of luxury
i'm 34, married, 2 kids, car paid off, house with a yard in the quiet suburbs, work from home job where i get to play vidya and work out all day, then when they all go to bed i can play more video games
and i'm a college dropout who never took a cent from my parents
the key is to not be an idiot with money and to be able to talk to people
additionally, marry someone who doesn't mind if you play vidya. the first sign they give you a hard time about it, end it
and like other people said in the thread, i'll also never understand the inferiority complex people have about video games, this "investment banker" and his wife probably spend hours binging the latest shit on netflix and disney plus, that doesn't make them superior, fuck 'em if they think that
investment banker here, I'm just here shit posting on Ganker with the rest of you. Also, don't have an inferiority complex around bankers, they're just paid to sound like they're smarter/better than people so that they can charge higher fees. A high percentage of them are clueless.
Yes it does. All PS2 gtas are the same fucking game and you eat that shit up. Same for ace combat, Half of Nioh 2's assets are from 1 and I see constant threads praising that game on here.
How would that work though. Thrusting would probably break your dick like that one famous porn video, and the guy was +7".
A literal micro dick would just snap.
if you thrust with your whole bodyweight on one of your fingers, it most probably will.
That and not even a finger would fit that fairy, wo his dick must be even smaller than his pinky
I liked it, the series is short and worth watching in my opinion. I'm nostalgic for it too, because I watched it freshman year of college with my roommates and it brings back good memories.
The guy being hesitant, then agreeing, then regretting it is part of the joke. If you remove all those panels it's just a fairy casting small pp magic.
I think you counted the wrong panels. The whole joke is subverting expectations of the knight being minified to just his dick being minified. Everything else is fluff. If you keep panels (left to right; top to bottom) 1, 3, and 5, you get 1) setup for the scenario, 2) answer to the audience's question of how the scenario would feasibly play out, and 3) subversion of the expected result of the answer.
Yes? His lines contribute nothing to the joke the artist wanted tell. Alternatively, if you really want the knight to have lines, keep panel 2 instead of 3.
there's a certain kind of worthless gay who wants to do x and asks for advice but absolutely refuses to listen to it. if you've never run into one, consider yourself lucky.
I'd say it goes even one step further. People like this don't even know the first thing about where to start. Telling them to "just do the thing" isn't gonna give any results and probably is just going to give them negative reinforcement. You either don't waste your time or you need to prepare yourself to explain the smallest of minute steps that you think are so natural that nobody would think they needed to be explained.
trolling aside I agree the game drags on too long, but in my experience it's only because retards refuse to actually play the game when it's their turn
also somehow nobody knows how to buy places so shit drags on longer and longer but it's kind of fun when you do understand it
1 week ago
Anonymous
monopoly is a 40 minute game if you play it correctly.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>correctly
yeah but the average zoomllenial these days doesn't care to learn how to play correctly when tiktok is just a tap away
1 week ago
Anonymous
Every fucking retard knows how to play monopoly, stop thinking you are special when this is the most sold commercial board game on the planet.
I say commercial because of course chess and other ancient boardgames are probably more common but those aren't restricted to a single company that keeps shitting out special editions like every month and it somehow works out for them.
1 week ago
Anonymous
I'm not special, just saying people take too long and/or don't understand the strategy to close out a game >Every fucking retard knows how to play monopoly
yeah they know: throw dice > move spaces > get schmoney > win game but how to actually play they don't >chess
yeah and the average player doesn't even know what castling is or en passant. granted I haven't played chess in years so I forgot the exact rules surrounding them but I'm not pretending to be a master chess player
1 week ago
Anonymous
Most people do not know simple shit. They do stuff like convert houses to hotels when houses are a finite resource. You can only have 2 monopoly’s on the board with full houses, after that no one can buy anymore so you should always horde them and never convert them. Or they put money into free parking instead of taking it out of the game. When the entire point is the resources are dwindling.
Anon, I'm a huge nerd for board games, but this guy is right, Monopoly is fucking trash. The only thing it's good for is teaching kids basic game concepts like taking turns or rolling dice and going X fields forward
They're not mad at people for not knowing, they're just observing that things which were commonplace for them throughout their lives aren't as known by young people now. It's very mild newspaper comic humor about generational differences, relatable for older people.
>what's a board game
every time I invite my boomer dad to play board games he pisses and shits himself at the sight of ark nova or scythe and just wants to play clue instead
You know what people say about podcasts, that if you put someone in front of a microphone for hours and hours just talking about nonsense, eventually they'll say something stupid because they're just trying to fill the air?
These newspaper comics are usually decades old made by mummies held together with Werther's originals. imagine trying to make a comic every week for 30 years. Eventually you'll run out of burning hot takes.
The joke is the commander wants the girl to throw the grenade back but the phrase “throw it back” also means “shake that ass” and she does that instead and it almost gets them killed
It happened to me once in college and I still think about it. She was over 6 foot too, tall girl. People making those comics don't understand men at all.
A girl pinched my ass randonly when I was walking home and I didn't really think much of it lol
Its really not the same when a girl does it v a guy because I'm like 2-3 foot above the height of the average woman
the only time a person of the opposite sex has touched me voluntarily was when a coworker slapped my ass to try and get a reaction out of me
I just autistically kept working because I didn't want her to win
I have been touched by women inappropriately more than once... and men.
I guess I just don't have the looks or the attitude to discourage such behavior.
That's common
All I ever got was hugs or handholding. Last time it was a schizophrenic girl so I don't feel like I achieved anything there.
Then there was this other girl that just put her hand on my thigh as I was telling her about my life problems and acting really interested. I can't say she liked me, but she did ask if I wanted to make a baby. Jokingly, of course. Heh. Sure hope so.
She had a boyfriend too, he was a really good fortnite player
One day I was silly enough to think that because she added me and started sending lots of emotes she was somehow interested in me
I am running on the fumes of a tall blond girl dancing with me at a high school dance, and when I tried to turn and leave with a friend, she grabbed me by the neck and pulled me back in for some close ranged dancing shall we say that was 21 years ago holy FUCK
I don't know what the fuck it's called; it's not even dancing. It's just humping with clothes on. I don't think there was a name for it back then and I don't have the slightest idea what zoomers call it now, probably some stupid shit like "bojiggling" or something
grinding? jesus anon i believe your story, you are hopeless
I mean, maybe? I don't doubt you. I don't think it was called that in the 00s though because I think of this song when I hear it and it's not nearly that old.
Any time I compliment guys they either give me a weird look or get really awkward. Its funny.
Girls always just take the compliment.
I will continue to compliment both as and when I feel fit because I feel like it.
Sometimes if I know I won't frequent the area I'm in I'll just compliment random guy's hair or clothes. I usually get weird looks but sometimes they seem really happy.
Well she wasn't my boss and it wasn't my pc
But I sure got a lot of praise
Speaking of boss my next boss is really, really, really hot, but... she's also a family member I didn't know about.
>she's also a family member I didn't know about.
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1 week ago
Anonymous
She's my cousin's daughter
By weird circumstances she's very close to my age
She didn't know who I was either but she seemed nice. She has glasses and dark hair. It's just, her grandpa (my uncle) would behead me if I even so much as disappoint her. It's going to be fun.
I've always got along better with women than men so I've had basically all of these happen multiple time and still do. Its so common I never really think anything of it. Its just compliments. I think a lot of people here are so thirsty they're legitimately incapable of recognizing the difference between a simple compliment and wanting to fuck you
What are you talking about? No one is assuming all those women want to fuck him, they just wish they were in his position of having people say nice things to them.
some girl today at the grocery store working part time started talking about terraria with me literally jus that alone keeps me going for years as i mercilessly search porn sites for any girl that looks like her
gender reverse world comics are so freaking retarded even worse that people making them really think this is some ''gotcha'' moment, just this level of attention would be enough to make my day
It sucks that picrel is the closest story to feature this kind of world. He tried making a non-porno manga version too but Im pretty sure it died recently
>died
Nah man its still ongoing.
https://mangadex.org/chapter/ce4f35dd-7c6b-4928-9fd4-2159435928d9/1
The only thing that sucks is the author ditched his unique art style for cliché moeblob shit. The girls drawn in sharp angles used to make me diamonds
>died
Nah man its still ongoing.
https://mangadex.org/chapter/ce4f35dd-7c6b-4928-9fd4-2159435928d9/1
The only thing that sucks is the author ditched his unique art style for cliché moeblob shit. The girls drawn in sharp angles used to make me diamonds
The serialized version is the same author, but a different artist.
One time my toddler nephew was visiting. I took a shower and when I came back into my room I noticed the title screen for one of those porn sidescrollers what where you die you get a rape scene was on my computer screen. Can't remember the name. I had downloaded it earlier and put it in a folder on my desktop but I definitely didn't launch it myself at that time. he must have been in my room and messed with my computer.
I have no clue what he saw. Did he launch the game and leave? Did he manage to play, die, see the scene and get booted to the title screen? I'll never know.
I don't mind the butt groping but I wish my gf would stop trying to touch my penis in public.
Women don't understand that it's really hard for men to hide their arousal compared to how easy it is for women to hide it.
>coworker isn't disgusted enough by me to avoid touching >places her hand on my shoulder or leans her chest into me when pointing stuff out on my monitor
I know she doesn't think anything of it but it makes a person to feel good to not be avoided
>tfw back in the day my younger sister always wanted to play xtreme beach volleyball on my xbox (the original game) >tfw i always refused because i felt embarrassed
the artist tries so hard to shit on the husband it's not even funny
especially when you have all the comic strips about the man being dependant and well paid, and she's just a stingy bitch
the artist tries so hard to shit on the husband it's not even funny
especially when you have all the comic strips about the man being dependant and well paid, and she's just a stingy bitch
The best part is the husband did everything around the house while all she did was teach yoga. Oh and he divorced her.
>>The best part is the husband did everything around the house while all she did was teach yoga. Oh and he divorced her. >All she did was a decently high paying job
?
>flat chest, bad posture, no butt, complains when you do anything even as benign as eating a peach in your own house, airs the dirty laundry in the form of a webcomic anyone can see, has no job while you work all the time, she talks down to you like a toddler using sports analogies about how superior she is
why this man married this vapid shrew is beyond me
A few weeks ago I tried just not touching the GF's butt or boobies when we passed, she got out of the shower, etc. I avoided looking when she changed, that sort of thing.
She went fucking crazy, I only did it for a day and a half. She kept coming up with excuses to offer herself to me and getting frustrated when I didn't take the bait.
The joke is that he keeps looking at the bottom when the problem clearly must be at the top
After multiple panels of him just standing and looking at the bottom with that massive structure at the top over him, he finally starts working on it... only to sit down and stare at the same spot again, wondering what to do.
Quino likely just had a shitty plumber try to fix his sink and wanted to vent
That's about right, but he also never checked the tap connection, which is like the easiest and first place you should be checking in this case. I think the comic is about not working your way through the problem, but instead poking shit at random and focusing on irrelevant details.
LOL LMAO XD
this guy literally can't draw butts
Literally? Like what happens when he tries?
>Bbrrrrrrraaaaaaaapp
LOL LMAO XD
big bro was 100% correct
NO DELETE THIS SHE'S LUSTING FOR SOMEONE ELSE THAT ISN'T MY SELF-INSERT
She cute
coomers are the reason many series stayed afloat, and were ruined they are a double edged sword
>tfw not a cute boy
>tfw ugly boy
Are you going to post the comic where they fuck or is this just a waste of time?
Sexo
is the author self aware enough to realize that the little sister is the based one here and the older brother is being an insufferable gay?
>big bro
Why the fuck do they do this? This isn't Japanese
You don't call your oniichan big bro in murricaland?
when do they fuck
Not even one bit funny
Imoutos are for their brothers cocks
Ratio
classic Canadian
Sorry anon, but fucking your dog is illegal in Canada.
It's getting FUCKED by your dog that's totally A-OK! That way the strong womyn can enjoy their dog sex without any problems! God bless Canada!
Based Canada. Men fucking dogs is never ok, but (attractive) women doing it is unironically fine. I'm being 100% serious btw.
Context?
There's a page before and one after.
The story ends with the dog getting neutered, I think.
why do pedophiles and zoophiles think pedophilia and zoophilia is funny?
uhhhhhh which one is the original?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/goToNgBlqP8
>sign in to confirm your age
Americans are fucking vile.
Holy shit bros I fucking died when he started pecking it like a bird
Cute and funny. If dogs could talk I'd be okay with them dating people.
naturally
The second panel always reminds me of mr. Burns
Mein morons.
Reminder this is a published author that you can find in bookstores now
gutsybird deserves to hang from the ceiling
Why?
for shilling a vtuber that is a man
Is that a comic about a brother and sister?
SEEEEXXXXX SEEEXXXX they need to start fucking. Anything that has established families needs incest porn.
This building is made of cardboard
I live not too far from there. Dunno why it was randomly posted, but in SD that's a 3 BR so it's probably 3-4 k a month in rent or so
Lmao
This is actually great
No, needs less panels.
I'm getting real sick if you panel reductionist retards
I II II I_
II
I_
I
Literally newfags trying to fit in
Reducing words and panels is not even a joke and it's an older than youll ever be. brevity is the soul wit, something buckley never understood.
And of course the zoomer doesn't get it cause he has no soul and only wants to be angry like a moron.
Just because you can shorten B^Us walls of text without losing any info that doesn't mean you can apply this to literally everything you fucking midwit.
Souless reply
>Proverb touting mongoloid thinks he's soulful
At 36 I'm probably older than you anyway, so by your rules I automatically have more soul than you.
Sure, you win the internet argument.
Anyone that says "brevity is the soul of wit" is a retard who never actually read Hamlet
They're tourists from the r/comedyamputation subreddit
fixed
heh
Got his ass
guy needs to update his fucking game already
fixt
Needs less text.
i gotchu
Third panel text is unnecessary.
Perfect.
The joke is sex, right?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
please more
The comic NEEDS the "death, I choose death" panel, as otherwise it just seems like he really is loyal
Are you autistic?
Tony Lazuto?
>American hags
Slower. Savor the moment.
what a shitty comic
webcomic threads are so dull these days, it's all about wanting to fuck but none of you are ever going to have sex. You'd probably find moon over june hot.
>Moon Over June
You've unlocked ancient memories I tried to keep at bay
Literally no one could find Moon Over June hot.
me and my friends are all almost 30 now and we all still play vidya, even with normal 9-5 jobs
this meme made sense like 10 years ago
That meme makes sense if you and your friends didnt end up at a dead end job
Heh, this is starting to happen, although even the friends that are getting kids still play videogames when they can.
Or board games and ttrpgs for some of them.
if you are in your 30s and you still dont have a family yet and you're still stuck playing games, does that mean you are a pedo?
>dude the people avoiding creating their own children are the pedos!
nice try communists
No, you're just one of the millions of men in need of actual help: governments must give males guaranteed access to subsidized surrogacy.
yes
It means you still have hope
i'm 30+ with a wife and a kid and i somehow play more videogames than my friends/former friends in my age group
what is going on, will i never grow up? then again, if the alternative is normalgay hobbies like netflix and going outside then i'd rather stay the way i am now
Doesn't sound like an issue.
Sounds like a pretty comfy life, ngl.
Same here
>married
>has a kid
>still on Ganker
Why?
Are you implying you're only here because you have no kid and gf? Would you just be sitting on the couch watching the electric garden gnome all day?
>see an old friend for the first time in years
>the first thing you do is HEY WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING instead of actual human conversation
You deserve everything bad that's coming to you.
This is why I don't meet people. It's kind of hard because I'm so old now
>have two kids
>be married for several years
>be almost 30
>playing Superstar Saga right now as I type this
>was just playing TF2 with my buddies yesterday
Fucking skill issue
r/thathappened
>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO BE A MISERABLE BASTARD LIKE ME
>YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY MAKE THE BEST OF LIFE
Skill issue
>dad quit videogames when he had me and my siblings
>my brother and I play video games
>dad never does anything to bond with us, not even video games
I never understand this
Because the games you play suck, I told you this.
I'm 26 and Nobody has kids at this age, and if they did the mom is a single mother on tinder.
Is this supposed to apply in your 30s?
>investment banker
Ganker NEETs are infinitely more valuable to society than those kabbalists
you can't afford kids unless you were already born rich
>b-b-b-b-but white trash breeding and having 5+ ki-
either parent usually kills the other, kid gets sent to juvie and stabbed
The only way to save face at 30+ is to become a vidya dev
Joke's on him, I had already met his wife.
legit how do you cope with this i dont even bother people anymore i just work and go home and keep to myself since this happened to me once
"I don't have kids but I have free time and money to travel"
There. Instant normalfag seethe.
Heh. I did this to a friend. Even though I play a lot of weeb shit, I told him years after seeing him "videogames? Yeah I don't play a lot of those anymore, you know, life and shit"
XDD
At almost 30 now, most of my friends have pretty much stopped playing video games. It's not like they're doing anything worthwhile with their free time though. Mostly just watching netflix slob or wasting time scrolling on social media.
>35 years old
>live in the attic at my moms house. just us two
>salary accounting job
>taking online classes part time for my career
>very few bills, mom did good in life and house is paid
>bought a new car last year, almost done paying it off
>mom doesn't give me any hassles
>living my best life
don't listen to the people who want to turn you into a slave, there's no shame in living comfortably
>there's no shame in living comfortably
Cheers.
I did buy my own place this year since my dad is about to retire, and I want to give the old man his space.
Friend of mine at work just moved back in with his mom at like 33. He didn't need to, its just cheaper. I'm jealous. He gets free meals from her and they split utilities and such. Literally just less hassle and less money from him or her individually being spent to live the same level of luxury
>Friend took the Frasierpill
Nice.
What a loser, giving up his hobbies for a boring job
The "I like videogames!" from Timmy really ties it together
i'm 34, married, 2 kids, car paid off, house with a yard in the quiet suburbs, work from home job where i get to play vidya and work out all day, then when they all go to bed i can play more video games
and i'm a college dropout who never took a cent from my parents
the key is to not be an idiot with money and to be able to talk to people
additionally, marry someone who doesn't mind if you play vidya. the first sign they give you a hard time about it, end it
and like other people said in the thread, i'll also never understand the inferiority complex people have about video games, this "investment banker" and his wife probably spend hours binging the latest shit on netflix and disney plus, that doesn't make them superior, fuck 'em if they think that
investment banker here, I'm just here shit posting on Ganker with the rest of you. Also, don't have an inferiority complex around bankers, they're just paid to sound like they're smarter/better than people so that they can charge higher fees. A high percentage of them are clueless.
Hi gutsybird
How is this legal?
Sasha is Russian.
I think he means the part where he's blatantly recycling his work.
Hey if it works for video games.
It doesn't
Yes it does. All PS2 gtas are the same fucking game and you eat that shit up. Same for ace combat, Half of Nioh 2's assets are from 1 and I see constant threads praising that game on here.
totk
more work was done there than nintendo did on ToTk yet Ganker cant stop slobbering about it
this is so good i hate anime but i love doujinshi
why are e-bois in micro bikinis so hot?
Because form fitting bras are hot.
Would you a fairy?
would human women a giant?
Yes
don't bother with magic, I'm ready
How would that work though. Thrusting would probably break your dick like that one famous porn video, and the guy was +7".
A literal micro dick would just snap.
You would sit there and chill as the fairy rides you, duh
I don't understand your concerns. do your fingers snap off when you use them?
yours don't?
if you thrust with your whole bodyweight on one of your fingers, it most probably will.
That and not even a finger would fit that fairy, wo his dick must be even smaller than his pinky
Should I watch Legend of Neil?
Is there even a series? I would watch Neil fuck a fairy, seems like a cool guy.
I liked it, the series is short and worth watching in my opinion. I'm nostalgic for it too, because I watched it freshman year of college with my roommates and it brings back good memories.
So are these from some drawfag or is this a webcomic?
The latter. There are about 60 of them.
Panels 2, 4, and 6 can be removed. I could see keeping 6 to make a square and keep the ass shot but not for the joke.
The guy being hesitant, then agreeing, then regretting it is part of the joke. If you remove all those panels it's just a fairy casting small pp magic.
I think you counted the wrong panels. The whole joke is subverting expectations of the knight being minified to just his dick being minified. Everything else is fluff. If you keep panels (left to right; top to bottom) 1, 3, and 5, you get 1) setup for the scenario, 2) answer to the audience's question of how the scenario would feasibly play out, and 3) subversion of the expected result of the answer.
If you remove panels 2, 4 and 6 the guy literally has no lines
Yes? His lines contribute nothing to the joke the artist wanted tell. Alternatively, if you really want the knight to have lines, keep panel 2 instead of 3.
>Would you a fairy?
I read bondage fairies when I was like 10, faeries have been my fetish ever since
Video Games!
post fairies dying in glue traps
There's a skull in the liquid
That's lava, yo. They're melting.
>1000 degrees Celcius tea
just how I like it
why would you not make yourself bigger you DAFT FAIRY CUNT
Anon you have no fucking idea. Just one would not be enough, i have a mighty need.
So I'm curious, did she make his dick smaller to fit in her, or did she make it larger because she's into some REALLY rough stuff?
>enlarge his dick
>fuckhuge cock entering inflates her, wrapping her around his dick like a condom
Would he fuck someone else while wearing the fairy condom?
other fairies, same procedure
Ahh, fairies.
I'm almost 100% sure this guy traces actual pizza.
And she still won't fuck the shota
talk for yourself, the anatomy on this pic looks fucked
the one of the left, sure.
The one on the right is unnerving levels of accurate, even more qhen you consider she's 12
what is this even supposed to be about? surely the idea of "man who can't pet dog" is not tickling enough to make a full ass comic about it.
Drawing.
there's a certain kind of worthless gay who wants to do x and asks for advice but absolutely refuses to listen to it. if you've never run into one, consider yourself lucky.
I'd say it goes even one step further. People like this don't even know the first thing about where to start. Telling them to "just do the thing" isn't gonna give any results and probably is just going to give them negative reinforcement. You either don't waste your time or you need to prepare yourself to explain the smallest of minute steps that you think are so natural that nobody would think they needed to be explained.
it's about drawing
>ohhh i always wnted to draw but ohhh i can't do it
>what do you mean just draw how do i draw ohhh poor me i can't draw
I always thought it's like an horror story or something
It's about Andrew Dobson.
literally me fr fr
>Being French.
My condolences.
Why didn't she just tell him, Howie did nothing wrong
i can think of two people that are exactly like this
>it's the edit
What's different from the original? Can anyone please post the original so I can compare them?
retard lol
Ok, I see it. Last 2 panels. Kind of a nonsense random place to put that kind of edit, though.
cume pant
sneaky
This is one of those "US GAMERS HUH?" comics that shouldn't work, but it somehow does.
trolling zoomers is just good fun
post the water edit
Wtf is that controller
Imagine hearing that a dogshit board game will be changing some pieces and a. Giving a shit and b. Using it to own the zoomers
t. always lost at monopoly
More like never finished a game ever because it's boring trash that goes for way to long
t. always lost at monopoly
Kek
trolling aside I agree the game drags on too long, but in my experience it's only because retards refuse to actually play the game when it's their turn
also somehow nobody knows how to buy places so shit drags on longer and longer but it's kind of fun when you do understand it
monopoly is a 40 minute game if you play it correctly.
>correctly
yeah but the average zoomllenial these days doesn't care to learn how to play correctly when tiktok is just a tap away
Every fucking retard knows how to play monopoly, stop thinking you are special when this is the most sold commercial board game on the planet.
I say commercial because of course chess and other ancient boardgames are probably more common but those aren't restricted to a single company that keeps shitting out special editions like every month and it somehow works out for them.
I'm not special, just saying people take too long and/or don't understand the strategy to close out a game
>Every fucking retard knows how to play monopoly
yeah they know: throw dice > move spaces > get schmoney > win game but how to actually play they don't
>chess
yeah and the average player doesn't even know what castling is or en passant. granted I haven't played chess in years so I forgot the exact rules surrounding them but I'm not pretending to be a master chess player
Most people do not know simple shit. They do stuff like convert houses to hotels when houses are a finite resource. You can only have 2 monopoly’s on the board with full houses, after that no one can buy anymore so you should always horde them and never convert them. Or they put money into free parking instead of taking it out of the game. When the entire point is the resources are dwindling.
Maybe this is more your speed
>cardboard player characters
Why
Oh god, I didn't even notice. That's fucking cursed.
Anon, I'm a huge nerd for board games, but this guy is right, Monopoly is fucking trash. The only thing it's good for is teaching kids basic game concepts like taking turns or rolling dice and going X fields forward
Boot was overpowered, it had to be removed
They have always rotated pieces in and out.
Nobody tell this man about themed monopoly boards with unique pieces
Boomers are funny because if you mention a board game made more recently than the 60s they look at you like you have a second head
I will never understand the point of these comics.
You don't see grannies getting mad at people not knowing what a phonograph is
They're not mad at people for not knowing, they're just observing that things which were commonplace for them throughout their lives aren't as known by young people now. It's very mild newspaper comic humor about generational differences, relatable for older people.
>what's a board game
every time I invite my boomer dad to play board games he pisses and shits himself at the sight of ark nova or scythe and just wants to play clue instead
water
pokemon creatures
You know what people say about podcasts, that if you put someone in front of a microphone for hours and hours just talking about nonsense, eventually they'll say something stupid because they're just trying to fill the air?
These newspaper comics are usually decades old made by mummies held together with Werther's originals. imagine trying to make a comic every week for 30 years. Eventually you'll run out of burning hot takes.
Did the really get rid of the thimble and the boot? I always picked one of them.
Imagine picking anything but car or battleship.
The fuck is this boomer even talking about, board games have been on a 2 decade long renaissance at this point.
i thought this was that image of a sad, injured anime girl eating cocaine laced chocolate in war
I am so confused
The joke is the commander wants the girl to throw the grenade back but the phrase “throw it back” also means “shake that ass” and she does that instead and it almost gets them killed
My guess is that "throw it back" is some kind of basketball American expression for twerking.
This implies she’s seen her butt in such a manner before. Lubed up. Twerking.
>swiss flag instead of red cross
kek, I love the laws around the red cross
where's the funny? is the joke porn? The joke seems to be porn for the third time in a row.
Why did the artist find it necessary to draw the guy's penis hanging out here?
he's watching his imouto playing porn games, I would be concerned if he didn't have a raging boner just hanging there
bruh
its the little drawstrings on his like
sweatpants
Bro... if your "penis" looks like that picture you ought to visit a doctor.
>not having a pronged pseudopenis
ngmi
are you implying your other body parts look like that drawing?
Why does he have two dicks at the end?
GEE BILL
bruh
its the little drawstrings on his like
sweatpants
oh my God, I would cry in happiness if a woman even average looking smacked my ass
It happened to me once in college and I still think about it. She was over 6 foot too, tall girl. People making those comics don't understand men at all.
My hot ass 6 3 sister in law spanked me one time like 3+ years ago and I still think back on it fondly.
Post the edit where she rapes the man
The MVP, thanks anon I've been looking for that (not looking hard but still)
Kek, thank you.
the plot twist is the thing on him is a man and that's not a real vagina or a butthole he's in
he can't be "in" anything from that angle
>fight you ON the parking lot
Huh? I always thought the saying was "meet me IN the parking lot"
It is, but the type of person making a comic like that doesn't actually know about things like that.
Never hear a fag from garden gnome york talk about waiting 'on line'? They're talking about an actual line, nothing to do with the internet
A girl pinched my ass randonly when I was walking home and I didn't really think much of it lol
Its really not the same when a girl does it v a guy because I'm like 2-3 foot above the height of the average woman
You're over 8ft tall?
Average height in my country for women is 4'6
I'm 7'2
You either live in a different planet, or you're lying.
We both know the anwser to that.
Calm down manlet
or maybe you live in liliput, who knows.
But I'm pretty sure even actual midgets are not 4'6.
Is that one of them ftms? Aren't they like 99% just butch dykes under a new label? Wouldn't she enjoy an aggressive woman then?
the only time a person of the opposite sex has touched me voluntarily was when a coworker slapped my ass to try and get a reaction out of me
I just autistically kept working because I didn't want her to win
even in biazrro world the bitch still would need to pretend to have played Mario 64
It's always funny how these artist genuinely think that a guy would find it weird/gross if a girl shows that much interest in them.
people who don't go outside are retarded, who knew
i fucking wish women would do shit like this, even women who have liked me would say or hit at nothing until i fucking guessed
I have been touched by women inappropriately more than once... and men.
I guess I just don't have the looks or the attitude to discourage such behavior.
That's common
All I ever got was hugs or handholding. Last time it was a schizophrenic girl so I don't feel like I achieved anything there.
Then there was this other girl that just put her hand on my thigh as I was telling her about my life problems and acting really interested. I can't say she liked me, but she did ask if I wanted to make a baby. Jokingly, of course. Heh. Sure hope so.
anon...
She had a boyfriend too, he was a really good fortnite player
One day I was silly enough to think that because she added me and started sending lots of emotes she was somehow interested in me
>i fucking wish women would do shit like this
They do, but it is the ugloos that got nothing to lose.
one girl i used to work with adjusted my collar once and then another time she called me hot after i got my hair cut short
we didn't have sex.
retard thnks most guys wouldn't fucking love attention from women.
I am still riding high on a random Latina at a fair calling me cute years ago
I am running on the fumes of a tall blond girl dancing with me at a high school dance, and when I tried to turn and leave with a friend, she grabbed me by the neck and pulled me back in for some close ranged dancing shall we say
that was 21 years ago holy FUCK
>pulled me back in for some close ranged dancing shall we say
not that anon, but what the fuck are you saying, don't type like a gay here
I don't know what the fuck it's called; it's not even dancing. It's just humping with clothes on. I don't think there was a name for it back then and I don't have the slightest idea what zoomers call it now, probably some stupid shit like "bojiggling" or something
We just called it grinding back then
I mean, maybe? I don't doubt you. I don't think it was called that in the 00s though because I think of this song when I hear it and it's not nearly that old.
Bro grinding is from the 80s
grinding? jesus anon i believe your story, you are hopeless
Everytime
Kek
impregnation
>cute girls will never slap your ass and tease you for liking vidya
Bros...
I had an attractive school friend who would kick my butt saying it was firm and round
>comic maker doesn't understand how ignored the average man is by the world at large
>thinking this wouldn't be a dream come true
God I'm so fucking lonely.
I wish
We're reaching GIWTWM levels that shouldn't even be possible.
god i wish a female would show interest in me
god I wish the bottom left panel was me, I just want a cute gf that calls me smart
you know, it starts with men complimenting eachother!
so cmon guys, lets all say nice things to eachother and break down those barriers!
You're only half a gay.
Any time I compliment guys they either give me a weird look or get really awkward. Its funny.
Girls always just take the compliment.
I will continue to compliment both as and when I feel fit because I feel like it.
Sometimes if I know I won't frequent the area I'm in I'll just compliment random guy's hair or clothes. I usually get weird looks but sometimes they seem really happy.
this might be the greatest case of the original "artist" getting his strawman blown the fuck out
I had bottom left happen and it wasn't that big of a deal
>big titty sexy as fuck boss giving you a "fuck me" look while praising you
> it wasn't that big of a deal
for a chad like him it's no big deal
Well she wasn't my boss and it wasn't my pc
But I sure got a lot of praise
Speaking of boss my next boss is really, really, really hot, but... she's also a family member I didn't know about.
>she's also a family member I didn't know about.
I_can_only_get_so_erect.jpg
She's my cousin's daughter
By weird circumstances she's very close to my age
She didn't know who I was either but she seemed nice. She has glasses and dark hair. It's just, her grandpa (my uncle) would behead me if I even so much as disappoint her. It's going to be fun.
I had bottom left happen and liquid damaged all over my freshly fixed computer.
IWTWM
That's so nice
I've always got along better with women than men so I've had basically all of these happen multiple time and still do. Its so common I never really think anything of it. Its just compliments. I think a lot of people here are so thirsty they're legitimately incapable of recognizing the difference between a simple compliment and wanting to fuck you
What are you talking about? No one is assuming all those women want to fuck him, they just wish they were in his position of having people say nice things to them.
>Completely basic look
>Fuck me look in anons eyes
34 of the green lady please
Damn, i wish.
some girl today at the grocery store working part time started talking about terraria with me literally jus that alone keeps me going for years as i mercilessly search porn sites for any girl that looks like her
>terraria
post builds
I have had similar scenarios happen a few times, my personality is so boring though it never goes further than one or two dates.
>Girl sends paragraphs long text about how glad she is I asked her out
>After one date "I don't feel attracted to you"
gender reverse world comics are so freaking retarded even worse that people making them really think this is some ''gotcha'' moment, just this level of attention would be enough to make my day
In bizarro world where this would be the case I wouldn't care at all if a chick said this to me.
It sucks that picrel is the closest story to feature this kind of world. He tried making a non-porno manga version too but Im pretty sure it died recently
>died
Nah man its still ongoing.
https://mangadex.org/chapter/ce4f35dd-7c6b-4928-9fd4-2159435928d9/1
The only thing that sucks is the author ditched his unique art style for cliché moeblob shit. The girls drawn in sharp angles used to make me diamonds
Agreed, his old style was more unique
The serialized version is the same author, but a different artist.
Makes sense. A shame he went with that direction
No that was written with the original’s blessing.
>How to train a simp.jpg
do women really think they're making a point here?
One time my toddler nephew was visiting. I took a shower and when I came back into my room I noticed the title screen for one of those porn sidescrollers what where you die you get a rape scene was on my computer screen. Can't remember the name. I had downloaded it earlier and put it in a folder on my desktop but I definitely didn't launch it myself at that time. he must have been in my room and messed with my computer.
I have no clue what he saw. Did he launch the game and leave? Did he manage to play, die, see the scene and get booted to the title screen? I'll never know.
requesting "Hello you beautiful men" comic
LOL(lol)
mai waifu
i dont get it
You can't out lift the autism away
but it worked for me
GIWTWM
I don't mind the butt groping but I wish my gf would stop trying to touch my penis in public.
Women don't understand that it's really hard for men to hide their arousal compared to how easy it is for women to hide it.
sh'cool
I don't think they don't understand. In fact that's precisely why they do it, they do it on purpose.
>coworker isn't disgusted enough by me to avoid touching
>places her hand on my shoulder or leans her chest into me when pointing stuff out on my monitor
I know she doesn't think anything of it but it makes a person to feel good to not be avoided
>tfw back in the day my younger sister always wanted to play xtreme beach volleyball on my xbox (the original game)
>tfw i always refused because i felt embarrassed
She really just wanted to play a volleyball game.
That image took me too long to figure out.
kek, me too, I was almost gonna puke for a second
That image freaked me the fuck out for a second there lmao
hollee shit what an optical illusion, wow.
thought they were riding dead baby pigs or something
That picture gave me a stroke.
You do know that almost every japanese person is a conservatist?
wrong thread?
Yes
they really do love their forests
No.
I love how happy he is in that last panel.
Post the DEM GHOULS DINDU NUFFIN one
don't have it
Thankfully I found the non-redditized version
Is this why old fags chuded out? KEK
wut
disregard the falseflagging chud
I truly love semi-simplistic artstyles like these
Tails gets trolled goes from autistic shitpost to being unironically good.
I would say the party is arc is when things started getting good
I just find it hilarious how everyone just stopped fighting to smoke weed
Why are Ganker comic threads just rage bait and shit comics?? There are funny shit out there but you guys only see this awful shit
Why are husbands like this?
>pay for the peach
>eat the peach
simple as
>one single peach
>kids, plural
poor kids
More like poor parents can't afford some fruit
the artist tries so hard to shit on the husband it's not even funny
especially when you have all the comic strips about the man being dependant and well paid, and she's just a stingy bitch
The best part is the husband did everything around the house while all she did was teach yoga. Oh and he divorced her.
>>The best part is the husband did everything around the house while all she did was teach yoga. Oh and he divorced her.
>All she did was a decently high paying job
?
>Oh and he divorced her.
for real? sauce
>flat chest, bad posture, no butt, complains when you do anything even as benign as eating a peach in your own house, airs the dirty laundry in the form of a webcomic anyone can see, has no job while you work all the time, she talks down to you like a toddler using sports analogies about how superior she is
why this man married this vapid shrew is beyond me
The alpha eats first.
This dude has a separate dick sleeve built into his pants. Enormous, aspirational
i laughed hard enough to hurt
It needs a label for the peach.
> —-> unsuspecting peach
Crying lady liberty always makes me smile
amazing
Post the monster waifu version
>this is all women now
God
it sucks to be a dude
no wonder you guys choose to be single
I would too
I should buy a turd timer
Beartato is the best webcomic that exists too bad it never updates
>wife bad cereal
Wholesome
WIFE BAD BROSSS
That's cute.
A few weeks ago I tried just not touching the GF's butt or boobies when we passed, she got out of the shower, etc. I avoided looking when she changed, that sort of thing.
She went fucking crazy, I only did it for a day and a half. She kept coming up with excuses to offer herself to me and getting frustrated when I didn't take the bait.
It was really empowering. It was also hilarious.
>she barks
Where are the dog ears though?
>/vt/ranny
Oh I don’t watch or browse vtuber vt I just think korone is cute.
cute comic but i hate this position. should have made her doggy over the couch or something
>quino
kino, even though most of his jokes are too big brain for me
I don't get it. Why did he do that?
The joke is that he keeps looking at the bottom when the problem clearly must be at the top
After multiple panels of him just standing and looking at the bottom with that massive structure at the top over him, he finally starts working on it... only to sit down and stare at the same spot again, wondering what to do.
Quino likely just had a shitty plumber try to fix his sink and wanted to vent
>starts working on pipes
>actually builds pipe chair to sit around
joke is betrayal of expectation
That's about right, but he also never checked the tap connection, which is like the easiest and first place you should be checking in this case. I think the comic is about not working your way through the problem, but instead poking shit at random and focusing on irrelevant details.
Here's the real answer:
Quino = Kino
you guys have too much free time on your hands
Ha!
>the joke is incest
Dastardly
>Quino
literally
>belgian waffle girl
I genuinely lol'd
also the romance in that game is wholesome as fuck
Wife bad
>He doesn't like bi chicks
Weirdly nice
Nice.
>Bug eating gamer as a child
amogus
Fourth panel, bottom right of the mona lisa
Excellent
Saved
https://kemono.party/patreon/user/2339625
enjoy he also makes porn
hehehe
What
Guys, I think
Nice!
You sure?
We're!
THEREFORE
We're
Keep it up!
>blankposting
ok
I laugh hysterically whenever I think about this comic.
ERGO SUM!
Someone post it, please
It
LOL
this looks like a political compass thing
It's a 4koma, as in I'm gonna 4koma White Korra into a cumkoma. https://catbox(_)moe/c/03rcte
Nice white korra collection.
political compass memes are the only politics content I can tolerate
Thank you
Cow tools is the best comic of all time because it was so unfunny and strange that the controversy and confusion around it became the joke.
Cow window.
Post the full one, might be the only good comic he's done