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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How old are you

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No it doesn't, have a nice day.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Amy Hennig did not actually write any of the Legacy of Kain games.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That explains why they're so poorly written and full of potholes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's been ages since I've played these. What kind of plot holes?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nta, but the only plot holes I remember are all in Blood Omen 2, which was not written by Hennig.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            According to the interviews they even changed the story of Soul Reaver 2 to gloss over the most blatant plot holes of Blood Omen 2.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Isn't BO2 it's own thing?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                BO2 is essentially fanfiction

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ... until they added the hylden to the SR2 and made them central to defiance

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nta, but the only plot holes I remember are all in Blood Omen 2, which was not written by Hennig.

          There's tons of shit. The biggest one is Moebius's staff. In SR2, it's shown to paralyze vampires and even Raziel, yet it's nowhere to be found in the BO1 timeframe, paradoxically, as Moebius is practically defenseless against fledgling Kain. Hell, even in SR2/Defiance, his possession of the staff is spotty just within that game. It's borderline moronic, much like everything with Moebius.
          Why does he not see that the Elder will betray him? He is called "omnipotent" by both Hennig and in game, and he could see the future where Raziel had come from, but he NEVER questions EG about his own absence? He literally says he foresees Kain's death in BO1.
          The entire motivation of EG/Moebius is never given and seems to be just to eat souls and kill vampires and maybe have something to do with the moronic Hylden-Vampire Champions prophecy that never gets elaborated on. If devouring souls was their thing and they hated vampires, why didn't they stop Kain's resurrection? I mean, they knew Kain would turn the world into a shit hole or at least it was a possibility.
          The other huge ones involve Mortanius. He is shown in BO1 as having more or less complete control over the Hylden Lord and is desperately trying to repair the Pillars to restore the binding, yet in Defiance, he basically can't even use the bathroom without the Hylden taking control over is body and speaking through him. It's nonsense. Why the frick would the Hylden Lord permit Mortanius to crate their ultimate adversary in the form of vampire Kain?
          The relationship between the Elder and the Hylden is really left to the wayside, even though both seem to be opposed to eachother but never actually come into conflict,
          Other minor shit involves Vorador showing up literally after he's dead, Kain not immediately producing a Balance heir after his death (Kain himself said, "I was born the moment Ariel died."), etc

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Moebius is practically defenseless against fledgling Kain
            Disregarding natural expansion of the setting as the series progressed, Moebius never had a reason to resist fledgling Kain. It was all according to plan. Kain had to return the guardians' tokens to the Pillars so he could then topple them permanently. This is what Elder wanted.
            >Why does he not see that the Elder will betray him?
            He cannot clearly see the consequences of anything effected by Raziel. He spells this out in Defiance. Pay attention.
            >Hylden-Vampire Champions prophecy that never gets elaborated on
            Because all of it was a not-so-elaborate hoax and propaganda by the respective race. It didn't matter whatsoever. Raziel still technically fulfilled both, though.
            >If devouring souls was their thing
            It wasn't until they were twisted by the prison dimension.
            >Mortanius
            Yep, I'll give you this one. Parts of his story were plain retconned.
            >The relationship between the Elder and the Hylden is really left to the wayside
            The Hylden don't worship him directly, but their warring with the vampires/humans fills up Elder's tenta-tummy.
            >Other minor shit involves Vorador showing up literally after he's dead
            BO2, written by somebody else, blah blah blah.

            Hope this clears some things up.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Disregarding natural expansion of the setting as the series progressed, Moebius never had a reason to resist fledgling Kain. It was all according to plan. Kain had to return the guardians' tokens to the Pillars so he could then topple them permanently. This is what Elder wanted.
              Why on Earth would the Elder want this? The Hylden were not his subjects and refused to be so. That's what caused the war and the blood curse. His position in the world would not improve by breaking the binding and letting actively aggressive opponents invade Nosgoth.
              >He cannot clearly see the consequences of anything effected by Raziel. He spells this out in Defiance. Pay attention.
              You're being dishonest. He saw Raziel's future and Kain's and said as much. It seems you don't know the material.
              >Because all of it was a not-so-elaborate hoax and propaganda by the respective race. It didn't matter whatsoever. Raziel still technically fulfilled both, though.
              It still makes no sense why EG/Moebius would have any investment. Furthermore, Moebius says it doesn't matter who wins, but he's literally moronic if he believes that. It was in his interest for Raziel to win, and he did, but they just did the asspull to let Kain escape reaving, for some dumb fricking reason because of plot armor.
              >The Hylden don't worship him directly, but their warring with the vampires/humans fills up Elder's tenta-tummy.
              The Hylden never worshipped EG. They quite literally rejected him in pre-Nosgoth history and are his enemy. EG seems pretty aloof to an adversarial race that would 100% frick him over the second they got inside his kitchen.

              It's bad writing all around.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Why on Earth would the Elder want this? The Hylden were not his subjects and refused to be so.
                Because he's hungry and, as a cosmic horror, doesn't care about keeping the world he's on alive. That's kind of the whole "twist" of Elder: he's powerful, but he's not a god, no matter how he hypes himself up. He's just a really big parasite.
                >He saw Raziel's future and Kain's and said as much.
                A known liar claims to be omniscient. Must be true!
                >It still makes no sense why EG/Moebius would have any investment.
                Both prophecies were extremely effective at manipulating both sides of the conflict, since they appealed to the respective races' sense of justice and/or grudges.
                The only real prophecy that mattered was the stuff about the Scion of Balance, and only because the Scion's function was real, predefined and bound purposely to the Pillars. It was less of a prophecy and more of a really verbose operating manual.
                >EG seems pretty aloof to an adversarial race
                Because whatever they do, they feed him. Nor can they harm him. Unleashing the Hylden was EG opening a big packet of war-time death and strife. Which gives him souls to nibble on. That's all he's ever cared about.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Soul Reaver

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Soul Reaver 2

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Soul Reaver

        She based?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She made statements where she said she never felt like she was at a disadvantage due to being a woman, and it was essentially a "suck it up, pussies" statement to female developers.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Crazy how talent matters. Or at least it used to anyway.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The vast majority of women are untalented. Talent is specifically a word to designate the best of the best. Women who've sat down and studied, experimented with, and mastered the craft.

              But today, hard work and high barriers of entry are considered sexist.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is also why Neil Druck~~*Mann*~~ fricking hated her and got her fired

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Defiance

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she didn't work on the first one is all. while it's still my favorite her work on the rest is kino.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't some of the voices die already? It's not going to be nearly as good.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Far Cry 2. Keep the gun jamming and malaria mechanics, fix the moronic outposts spawns, add more wildlife and content, a faction system and it would be beyond kino.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I remember right, you can do those changes with mods. And it has decent enough graphics and gameplay already, no need for a remake.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You NEED to frick off.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no more remakes
    no more remasters

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just in the boat of "I'd really like to play this series and there is almost no way to do it without pirating." I like being a good boy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of the games are on GoG, except for Soul Reaver 1 for some reason.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is a way...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if he's buying it to "be a good boy and support the developers", buying second hand is basically the same as piracy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's not supporting the devs if he buys it digitally either.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this game is so old the only way to support the devs is to meet them and give them money. I'm just saying he might as well pirate it at this point

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well shit
        Should I make bank?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's an ugly fricking cover

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yaah gotta admit, what the frick is up with that
            I thought EU covers were supposed to be the good ones

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RIGHT NOW you can get all but SR1 for $1 each on GOG.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the deal with that anyway? Soul Reaver 1 is just... lost media?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, frick off. What it needs is a good remaster like Shadow Man.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably shouldn't remake/re-visit/sequelize any more vampire games. Just sayin'.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's this person's gender?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lesbian

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wanted to say General Chaos, but on a whim I looked it up and someone's been trying to make a sequel for 12-13 years and can't seem to do it.

    Huh. That's weird.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had the shitty Dreamcast version but soul raver is one of the best games ever.(and 2)
    I fricking love the pudding video so much.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because a pc version exists.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wasn't Dreamcast worse than PS1 in some regards?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Only in the lack of fog (which is weird).
              The rest blows both PC and PS1 out of the water

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I fricking love the pudding video so much.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's so fricking good, I legit never get tired of it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because i've lost control of my........
        suddenly
        gets me every time.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no please... it's perfect the way it is.
    >no ff7demake/stillbirth MCUtier plot
    >no gender/raceswap for political reasons
    >no mtx
    >no limited exclusivity on a console with 1 game which can't run both high rez and high fps
    >no bad pc optimization
    >can play it even on your grandfather's pacemaker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trump lost
      Hitler lost
      The Nazis lost
      Fascist Italy lost
      Imperial Japan lost
      /misc/ lost
      /qa/ lost
      The Tsarists lost
      The Confederacy lost
      Q was wrong
      The capitol riots failed
      Ashli Babbitt died like a b***h
      Trump was not reinstated
      Trump will be imprisoned for being a traitor
      There will never be another Republican president ever again
      Proud boys are being tortured in prison
      Derek Chauvin was found guilty on all charges
      Gavin Newsom was not recalled
      Vaccines and masks work
      The Right lost the culture war
      Black Lives Matter
      Trans movement has been a total success
      Being transgender is more socially acceptable than you
      You are being bred out
      You are being phased out
      You are being replaced
      Your kind is on the way to extinction
      The rate of suicide in the US is highest in middle-aged white men
      You will forever be an example of what not to do to have a functional society
      You will never have sex
      You will die alone
      🙂

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the communist ideology murdered around 200 milion people during the 20th century
        Good job, homosexuals

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You will die alone
        based, wouldn't have it otherwise

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's being worked on. Will probably be the definitive way to play in a couple years.

    https://github.com/Gh0stBlade/KAIN2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cool. I hope the zombie of some dead publisher doesn't revive itself to kill them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The IP belongs to Embracer I think.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We'll never get a game with such great voice acting again.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know they'd make Kain and Raziel be buttsex buddies, right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you vampire homosexuals love this shit tho?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, we have taste

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Look, I just want to play the series, not get into a debate.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, play it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh god, imagine the hypothetical scenario of this getting a remake. we'd daily get twitterscreenshot threads about some homosexual shipping both Kain and Raziel

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No it doesnt, its great the way it is. Even better if it filters moronic zoomers

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please no. they'll make him and kain gay lovers

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the bait implication of modern remakes aside yeah it could use one. tragically cut short dev time crammed with crate puzzles at the last second, missing the entire final act of the game. that said the stories after soul reaver 1 are such an absolute clusterfrick that I don't really know how a dev would grapple with it.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The original is fine. Play that instead.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT A REMAKE!
    I CAN'T PLAY THIS SHIT WITH THESE OUTDATED GRAPHICS. THOSE PIXELS CAN LITERALLY CUT MY WRISTS.
    WHERE ARE THE COSMETIC MICROTRANSACTIONS AND WHAT'S WITH THIS LAME ASS STORY? SO SERIOUS OMG, SOME COMEDY WOULDN'T HURT YOU KNOW!

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first time I saw the whole area distort seamlessly when you switch to the ethereal plane or back was the best moment ever of playing the PS1. God I loved the voice acting in this game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unfortunately the main voice actor passed away

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. Go frick yourself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CAST HIM IN!

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It needs better combat and more puzzle variety.
    keep the world and story/characters as they are.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kys

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't need a remake. Just needs to fricking be digitally listed on Steam and fixed up for modern OS.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If RWS can do with Embracer group can. Wait, aren't they who own LOTR?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If RWS can do it*

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        RWS as in the Postal guys? I doubt it took *that* much effort to get the publishing rights to the most hated Postal game that they weren't responsible for developing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because Blood Omen and Soul Reaver aren't the same level of cult classic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Dreamcast version is easily the best.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the pc version has no problems with newer windows versions you dumb fricking steamtarded babies

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bought it on steam years ago when it was available, the music is totally fricked in the pc version

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Games that NEED to be Remade

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Soul Reaver was deified, the Reddits tell tales of it. It was mortal once, as were we all.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KAIN WAS DEIFIED

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Demon's Souls is pretty much a variation on Soul Reaver.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vagrant story desperately needs a remake. It’s oft-touted as a masterpiece and is indeed a very good game, but the nature of its mechanics means you have to menu a FRICKLOAD and it is pure cancer. All they need to do is add a weapon quickswap button/menu and the game would 10 time better. As it is now, it’s almost unplayable for anyone used to QoL features of modern games

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kain is troonified. Reddit tell tales of him. Few now the truth.
    He was male once, as were we all. However, his comptent for himself drove him to join me, and my sistren.

    I am Razielle, fist-snipped of his lieutenants. I stood with Kain and my sisters at the dawn of our empire. I have served him a millennium.
    Over time, we became less masculine and more, degenerate. Kain would enter the state clinic and emerge with new genitals. Some years after the master, our evolution would
    follow. Until I had the honor of surpassing my Lord.

    For my transgression, I earned a new kind of reward... Agony.
    There was only one possible outcome - my eternal dilation. I, Razielle, was to suffer the fate of whites and their allies - to churn forever my bowels until they looked like the Lake of the Dead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      poetic, always in-between, never fully one gender or the other

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why? It's still perfectly playable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In what world? You need to have a PS1, or a PC version that doesn't recognize controllers and has no modern resolution; that is, if your PC passes the 50/50 chance check to even boot it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        PS1 emulator. I played through it again last month.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          May you get caught, thief.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gog version works fine on linux. skill issue

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SOVL Reaver

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You can literally see the polygons
          >"Works fine"
          Uh-huh...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Uh-huh...
            The cattle says on his way to buy a product that he must consume, rather than playing the original in the form it was created and without even attempting to experience the artistry of the series

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, polygons are ALL you see when you look at any game.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >works fine...
          >dat UI
          >no Soul sense input
          >no health/magic bar
          >no currency
          >no quirky dialogue
          Uh-huh

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How would I? Nintendo has nothing to do with Soulreaver or the PlayStation.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the primary keys to move are the numpad
    >press alt to attack
    >press ctrl to drink blood
    >press shift to cast spells
    >using F-Keys
    I'm having a blast from the past.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Playing videogames made before reasonable PC controls were invented is an experience

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The missing link is 100% player manuals. I had to check the options to see what the key binds were.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God, please no. They'd just ruin it like they ruin everything.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd gladly buy a remaster like ShadowMan, but I know they would monkeypaw it

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Soul Reaver remake announced
    >everyone gets hype
    >"Trailer coming soon"
    >more hype
    >trailer drops
    >Kain is a tall black man wearing green, red, and black
    >Raziel is a non-binary bisexual by a latino woman
    >legendary voice actor Tony Jay's estate allows the studio to use an AI recreation of his voice and they make him say Raziel is cute

    Can't wait

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot Onions Baker and his NFT voice

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. Besides Tony Jay is deceased so the voice work wouldn't be the same.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They'll just ruin it, leave it alone.

    The main strengths of LoK aren't something that'd improve with a remake anyway. It's the story, the voice acting, the atmosphere of the lands you traverse. Do you really think a remake would improve on any of this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this. all the games have dogshit gameplay, presentation, and are full of dumb shit like block puzzles.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >all the games have dogshit gameplay
        I wouldn't say dogshit. There are a lot worse games to play, LoK gameplay is just thoroughly mediocre most of the time.
        The presentation's fine for what it is.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's pretty goddamn bad.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            For you.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              flies on shit i guess, they're never wrong

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only SR1 had block puzzles. The combat is the only truly weak point.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you forgot terrible level design after Blood Omen, but yes, awful combat and exploration in an adventure game ain't great

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            SR2 forges were incredible. We're just different.
            Awesome for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpbmhQ74V2E
            Awesome for me: https://youtu.be/muFJxsJP2Rs

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >open browser window video
              >Raziel opens half of a bay door
              >opens the other half because he's moronic
              >close browser window
              kek, you showed him

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not sure how it's moronic. When I open a door, I want it OPEN.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None.
    Okage Shadow King.

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