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  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    In 2005, I fricked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right b***h, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fricking gay I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha homosexual". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his b***h and a gay as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick b***h." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his butthole directly into his mouth. "The frick you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fricking gay" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fricked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      bro i'm the guy who posted the Mike V copypasta and you honestly need fricking help either side of this image i dont care if this is something you invest your life in you really need fricking help

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        ok

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      what

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        in a few oneyplays videos zach and chris imply that chronic masturbation and porn consumption aren't great. one NEET sperg who posts on Ganker and Ganker has decided to dedicating his life to fighting their evil words

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          why doesn't he just relax and partake in his vices

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            no you don't understand the youtuber must agree with me

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Because internet schizos exist like Barneygay that believe that there's some greater conspiracy against them, and it's their autistic duty to fight it.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              At what point did internet schizos decide to start heroically fighting against their imagined demons instead of just making people uncomfortable at Thanksgiving? This feels like a more recent phenomenon, there were always conspiracy theorists and shit but the ones that decide the true way to combat THEM is to post complete and utter garbage on a video game board 24/7 seems much more recent

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                it's because Ganker moderation gave up

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                They clearly haven't because I caught a 3 day ban on Ganker just now because "You posted in a no-no thread anon :)"

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                what you are describing are troony-jannies who only exist because Ganker moderation gave up and was sold to glowBlack folk years ago.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          i don't watch oneyplays but doesn't the cory guy draw porn? doesn't make sense for them to believe that but hang out with somebody who makes it

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            they regularly make fun of Cory when he is on the show, plus you don't have to agree with everything your friends do. Their main point was to live in moderation likening it to something along the lines of "having a cheeseburger everyday isn't good for you"

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              >having a cheeseburger everyday isnt good for you
              SEZ OO!

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being anti Smilling Friends because you are a gross coomer with burned out dopamine receptors

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >saying porn bad and nihilism is lame is considered something worth fighting over
      lol wut
      its not like the show didn't take pot shots and christianity either. I think like most adult swim comedy shows its taking the piss out of everyone

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      the only thing wrong about this is that neopuritans aren't christian

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      You are so insane

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like this was made to make people dislike the coined "neopuritanism" (having self respect and not being a degenerate) while ALSO promoting smiling friends because it doesn't exactly fit what's being described here.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >ACTUALLY BEING A SLAVE TO YOUR VICES IS A GOOD THING YOU FRICKING CHUD
      do leftoids really?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >jerking off 12 times a day probably isn't good for you
      NOOOOOOOOO HE'S A PURITAN!!! HE'S WRONG!!!! I'M FINE!!!!!!!

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Compared to baskintroony at least you manifest your mental illness into this instead of ai slop

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >anon's habits are made fun of
      >he feels personally attacked
      >he makes this schizo image seething through gritted teeth
      heh

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      i just hear the ep of sleepycast where zach is doing jesus voicemails as i read this

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      This show is unfunny ass. Why can't AS make anything good anymore?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      And he tries reaching for the gun, again

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    did DJspit is died in season 2

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      No siri called a hospital

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      No. Charlie died in season one and came back showing that death is cheap in the SF's universe, it's a general rule that possible offscreen deaths are not hard confirmations, everyone involved in Alan's quest was a paid actor, and he's a fan favorite so chances of the writers never using him again is unlikely.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      That was all paid actors and CG according to the landlord

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny the best joke in smiling friends is a stereotype of a latino crackhead.

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >inner reading voice changes mid-sentence

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      kek, It's even funnier when Charlie jumps over the fence to avoid getting shot.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Clicked the wrong post god damn it

  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I KNOCK YOUR HEAD OFF MAN I KNOCK YOUR HEAD OFF IF YOU EVER INSULT ME AGAIN RALALALA A JUMPO AN SMU-

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand people who want to frick the smiling friends

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I think they want them to frick each but ironically :>

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Om hahaha. Om hahaha. Om hahaha.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie did not like that.

  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    zachs mexican is funny but it has nothing on sickanimations mexican

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      i zee how leetle that mattors now

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        you need to get you some strange

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  9. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Just started watching this last night. It's not groundbreaking or anything, but with how shit "adult" animation has become in the last 10 years or so, this show is kinda refreshing.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >in the last 10 years or so
      It was always shit, you were just underaged and thought it was funny before

      Trust me it wasnt

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >it was always shit
        ATHF was and still is funny though.

  10. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >hard economy? how about the economy of my patience?

  11. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Smiling Friends is the only show which actually has just a single pretty good episode (pilot) while every other being complete shit.

  12. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    he won

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      a sophisticated pairing

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon's Milk?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I cant bring myself to hate this guy.
      Somehow Doug, and the weirdo porn guy are the two coolest dudes of tgwtg. the rest suck

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Doug is unironically moronic, but in an endearing way, he clearly doesn't take himself seriously

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          he also represents an era of youtube that doenst exist anymore. i miss all the gen x autists on the internet. normies ruin everything.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        That's because it was Doug's website and company from the start and he's never taken himself as seriously as most of the other people formerly under his umbrella. Brad's mostly the same way. He knows he's talking about old, low quality movies meant to push boundaries in the crassest of ways, and that his ultimate purpose in doing so is to share stuff he thinks is cool or funny with the wider world, and if he can make a few dollars doing it, all the better.
        That's in comparison to Linkara who genuinely thought of himself as a proper authority on comic books and that he was doing an important service for that wider audience and the industry in general and deserved to be put on a pedestal for it.

  13. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    more like Skibidi Friends am I right

  14. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Smiling friends is fine. But I'd rather have more seasons of YOLO.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      More like Michael should do another bush world adventures since it's better than 90% of rick & morty episodes.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Bush world adventures should just get a whole series.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          The only good way to continue after Roiland was unpersoned.

          Just started watching this last night. It's not groundbreaking or anything, but with how shit "adult" animation has become in the last 10 years or so, this show is kinda refreshing.

          The refreshing part is that the visuals are funny and weird. Most "adult animation" is extremely bland visually and it sucks.

  15. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that the show is Christian

  16. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

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