>ur dumb
Yet you accepted reduced living standards because the TV told you so. Every time they claim there’s a shortage you pay thrice the price at the supermarket while I go to my pal the farmer and get it for the same price as ever.
You’ll believe the next stupid fake pandemic thing or climate crisis lie they wheel out too. Dumb as rocks
there are people who dont even know what CGI is let alone paper mache and are fooled by spooky memes all the time, the reason i dont think general AI and significant technological leaps will actually change "mankind" is because the average person is FUCKING retarded, and i dont mean "oh theyre kinda dumb" i mean major universal systems and machinations being completely unknown to them to the point of visible mental shutdown during explanation that no, praying to Jesus will not stop anything bad from happening to you, you have to eat food to survive
Yeah. As much as I'd like to think there's remains that have been found, I can't even for a second take that image seriously. Someone just made a small E.T. clay doll and is telling the world that it's mummified alien remains.
No one's analyzed the data yet. The news is reporting as much as you know. You and I both know you don't even know how to interpret the DNA data, you're just assuming it's real because they released it at all.
>shitskin scams retards >takes lambs skull cuts it down >low IQ and retarded doesn't know human anatomy, uses wrong bones for everything >xray and CT scan shows its a shitskin scam >previously they stole mummified children and mutilated their corpse
I wish they could've at least gotten a bit more creative with this dumb shit. Like, make literally any effort to not have it be exactly like the generic fictional alien grey stories
>Says there's no genitals or anus >No means of releasing accumulated waste >Xrays shows the spine takes up almost all of the neck >No pivot joints in the skeleton
The American hearing was retarded enough with the "Can we see?" "No [happy emoji with hands up] shit, but this is actually truly fucking stupid. Unless the wider scientific community can get their hands on this stupid thing and independently confirm it's real, I'm calling this fake.
Also, middle finger.
As ridiculous as this shit appears on the surface, why the fuck would the Mexican government open themselves up to such ridicule? It doesn't make sense, unless there's something to this or something else they've got up their sleeve...really weird.
>US goverment shows us proof of aliens >THEY TALKED ABOUT IT IN CONGRESS >mexico goverment talks about aliens!!!! >THEY SHOWED US THE ALIENS
No, a few men went for congress and started talking about how they have seen aliens, and outside of a few radar images taken by fighter jets they have nothing to prove that aliens are real.
And the "aliens" they are showing in mexico look fake as fuck.
You have to start asking yourself, what the fuck are these goverments doing that they think they need this to distract us?
>US publishes video footage of ayy lmaos >They even went to court to confess they had aliums life form >Argentina just had a shoot-out with an UFO >Mexico unveils a mummified spoopy ayyliem >No one cares >The world is starving >Rent is higher than lowest wage >immigrants in Europe are raping kids >The world is going to shit >"B-but we have aliens! Look!"
I'm tired boss.
>>The world is starving >>Rent is higher than lowest wage
in Europe are raping kids >>The world is going to shit
Who the hell cares I don't live in a shithole. All I care about are how the females aliens look like.
>The world is starving
I fucking wish, there’s too much food and too many retards being born >Rent is higher than lowest wage
Yeah because you dumbfucks just let your government sell off all the housing to foreigners and also give it free to other foreigners for turning up >immigrants in Europe are raping kids
Yes immigrants are bad >The world is going to shit
Easily fixable but the elites like it this way, most systems are all fine and it’s just these bullshit economies that don’t work. Put a Pinochet or a Franco in charge for a while and the problems will be solved in a decade or less
Generally speaking when I say the world is starving is not because of lack of food, it's because of morons who neglect their purpose. Africa has been getting aid from the world since 1920's-ish and they are still living in shit-mud-hut.
Rent is high because no one wants to start a civil war or at least burn some tires to spark a fire.
Yeah immigrants are bad.
The world can be fixed, but I doubt it will happen anytime soon. All I want is to chill in a small house, with my PC and game for some hours so I can go to work the next day.
Yeah. It really comes across as them trying to distract people from how bad things really are. You're pretty much fucked if you are in a certain age bracket, but hey ayys will show up in 2 weeks and fix all of humanities problem, despite the fact that we still don't get along as a single species.
Is it not just a child's skeleton? But then how do you explain the face/skull shape? That's not a human skull/face. The torso is heavily elongated as well, doesn't really look like the skeleton of a child.
We are probably aliens as well. Our ancestors put us on this planet because we were fuckign retarded. You know how Brits used to send convicts to Australia? Same shit.
>no, anon, it's the evolution >we all came from water
Since I'm a sceptic and illiterate, nobody will ever convince me how animals just crawled out from water and started using noses. Or how over 95% of all water on Earth is salt water, but no living being on the surface can drink salt water.
I can't believe anyone for 1 sec believes this fake shit
I think they are preparing the world for something MASSIVE.
Hey bro you are going to have to get in the pod and eat the bugs because uh …aliens demand it
There is only one thing world elites are working towards. They don’t give a shit about anything but making our living conditions worse
Ok, schizoid.
>ur dumb
Yet you accepted reduced living standards because the TV told you so. Every time they claim there’s a shortage you pay thrice the price at the supermarket while I go to my pal the farmer and get it for the same price as ever.
You’ll believe the next stupid fake pandemic thing or climate crisis lie they wheel out too. Dumb as rocks
schizoid is a personality disorder, what you are trying to say is schizophrenic, which would also be incorrect
You seem really retarded
Just two more weeks until your alien saviors come
the only thing massive here is my peepee
yeah
get your booster and hold on tight!
yes this is true
citizens of the world soon I will show you my cock
A massive load of bullshit maybe.
there are people who dont even know what CGI is let alone paper mache and are fooled by spooky memes all the time, the reason i dont think general AI and significant technological leaps will actually change "mankind" is because the average person is FUCKING retarded, and i dont mean "oh theyre kinda dumb" i mean major universal systems and machinations being completely unknown to them to the point of visible mental shutdown during explanation that no, praying to Jesus will not stop anything bad from happening to you, you have to eat food to survive
i am a conspiracy theorist schizo that believes ayys are potentially the ocean and even I don't believe this shit.
Yeah. As much as I'd like to think there's remains that have been found, I can't even for a second take that image seriously. Someone just made a small E.T. clay doll and is telling the world that it's mummified alien remains.
>the best mexican scientists and military officers just pulled a massive prank on the mexican congress xDDD so silly xDD
No, I think they're just idiots.
I truly believe this, yes. Mexico is run by retards
they're mexicans of course they'll believe it.
>DIOS MIO AYY LMAO PINCHE CABRONAS
if it was real they'd let it be DNA tested
but it's not so they won't
The DNA data is literally posted in this thread.
don't care what they link, i am saying an actual lab does a test or multiple of them
It takes 5 seconds to look up the guy responsible and see he's linked to multiple hoaxes.
Trunny
I believe in Aliens, this specific thing to seems very fake.
we don't look like that though
>we
lmao, everybody knows Mexicans don't exist silly
Destroy all humans
Holy shit it's real
kirby
man I can't put my dick in this thing, how will humanity evolve???
If we share the same world views, don't get into the ships.
If we don't share the same world views, make sure you get into the ships with you family.
when you nut hard and she still suckin
AYY LMAO THEY KEEP WAKING ME UP FROM MY NAP, FUCK OFF
So why is every news outlet ignoring the raw dna data links they made available?
Why would aliens have human dna?
Humans are descended from aliens.
Ok you're literally retarded.
Explain monkeys then?
planet of apes in reverse basically
Only whites are descended from aliens.
No one's analyzed the data yet. The news is reporting as much as you know. You and I both know you don't even know how to interpret the DNA data, you're just assuming it's real because they released it at all.
People have gotten real lazy with these fake corpses
Qrd?
>QRD
They provided links with raw DNA data so anyone can make their own research.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sra/PRJNA861322
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sra/PRJNA869134
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sra/PRJNA865375
at most this shit is some fossilized ancient human child
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>shitskin scams retards
>takes lambs skull cuts it down
>low IQ and retarded doesn't know human anatomy, uses wrong bones for everything
>xray and CT scan shows its a shitskin scam
>previously they stole mummified children and mutilated their corpse
>forensic examiner even proves the shitskin subhuman even bit off the childs fingers with his teeth
>me after smoking a wicked joint
SSR loot crate
>Mexico
I wish they could've at least gotten a bit more creative with this dumb shit. Like, make literally any effort to not have it be exactly like the generic fictional alien grey stories
love how they also put a load of the same dirt? it's caked in under as well. like the just shoveled this shit and dumped it in the box immediately
OI OI OI FUCK OFF MARCIANITO
Bro aliens are totally bipedal humanoids who look just like us except thinner and with big heads
It's kind of like that thing about everything becoming crabs. On the interstellar scale, everything becomes human.
>On the interstellar scale, everything becomes human.
Why?
The same reason as the crabs
Explain it, how much more do you know about xenobiology.
I left out a maybe in the original post. It was speculation.
Yea that's the whole thing that gets me everytime.
>AIIIEIEEEEEEE NOO THEY HAVE TO BE A TRANSEXUAL BLOB OR DICK SQUID THAT EATS WITH ITS ASSHOLE SAVE ME SCIENCE MANNNNNNNN
lmao based
he did say that and also looks like that.
>DICK SQUID THAT EATS WITH ITS ASSHOLE
Goddamn it I laughed
> Bay Area ABC 7
psyop
>Says there's no genitals or anus
>No means of releasing accumulated waste
>Xrays shows the spine takes up almost all of the neck
>No pivot joints in the skeleton
The American hearing was retarded enough with the "Can we see?" "No [happy emoji with hands up] shit, but this is actually truly fucking stupid. Unless the wider scientific community can get their hands on this stupid thing and independently confirm it's real, I'm calling this fake.
Also, middle finger.
PAPUS LOS CHANEQUES SON REALES :O
As ridiculous as this shit appears on the surface, why the fuck would the Mexican government open themselves up to such ridicule? It doesn't make sense, unless there's something to this or something else they've got up their sleeve...really weird.
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It's literally human bones and a Llama skull.
Politicians are capable of being retarded too, anon.
mexicans are stupid
Honestly surprised Mexico has a congress.
same. The country is literally run by cartels. Mexico is hardly a country.
Why?
>US goverment shows us proof of aliens
>THEY TALKED ABOUT IT IN CONGRESS
>mexico goverment talks about aliens!!!!
>THEY SHOWED US THE ALIENS
No, a few men went for congress and started talking about how they have seen aliens, and outside of a few radar images taken by fighter jets they have nothing to prove that aliens are real.
And the "aliens" they are showing in mexico look fake as fuck.
You have to start asking yourself, what the fuck are these goverments doing that they think they need this to distract us?
They didn't even say aliens. They said there was 'non human biologics'. If bacteria was on what they found, that would count.
>And the "aliens" they are showing in mexico look fake as fuck.
Cause it's presented by the same guy who did the same shit in 2015
oh and 2017 https://archive(dot)ph/IkFbD
held back too long
>US publishes video footage of ayy lmaos
>They even went to court to confess they had aliums life form
>Argentina just had a shoot-out with an UFO
>Mexico unveils a mummified spoopy ayyliem
>No one cares
>The world is starving
>Rent is higher than lowest wage
>immigrants in Europe are raping kids
>The world is going to shit
>"B-but we have aliens! Look!"
I'm tired boss.
Me too, but not tired enough to give them the satisfaction of giving up.
That's strangely supportive. Thanks, anon.
You're welcome. They want us demoralized and hopeless. Fuck 'em.
>>The world is starving
>>Rent is higher than lowest wage
in Europe are raping kids
>>The world is going to shit
Who the hell cares I don't live in a shithole. All I care about are how the females aliens look like.
>Who the hell cares I don't live in a shithole.
Where do you live?
Australia?
Fuckin Aussies
>The world is starving
I fucking wish, there’s too much food and too many retards being born
>Rent is higher than lowest wage
Yeah because you dumbfucks just let your government sell off all the housing to foreigners and also give it free to other foreigners for turning up
>immigrants in Europe are raping kids
Yes immigrants are bad
>The world is going to shit
Easily fixable but the elites like it this way, most systems are all fine and it’s just these bullshit economies that don’t work. Put a Pinochet or a Franco in charge for a while and the problems will be solved in a decade or less
Generally speaking when I say the world is starving is not because of lack of food, it's because of morons who neglect their purpose. Africa has been getting aid from the world since 1920's-ish and they are still living in shit-mud-hut.
Rent is high because no one wants to start a civil war or at least burn some tires to spark a fire.
Yeah immigrants are bad.
The world can be fixed, but I doubt it will happen anytime soon. All I want is to chill in a small house, with my PC and game for some hours so I can go to work the next day.
Yeah. It really comes across as them trying to distract people from how bad things really are. You're pretty much fucked if you are in a certain age bracket, but hey ayys will show up in 2 weeks and fix all of humanities problem, despite the fact that we still don't get along as a single species.
Bread and circus isn't that dead they have to introduce ayyyys
Damn, that bro ashy af
get that lil bro some lotion
Is it not just a child's skeleton? But then how do you explain the face/skull shape? That's not a human skull/face. The torso is heavily elongated as well, doesn't really look like the skeleton of a child.
could be some neanderthal kid or some shit
Why would something that evolved light years away even resemble a human being.
>a country finally snitches on aliens
>it's mexico
ironic af
Oh i finally understand. The cartels and the lmaos are in cahoots.
>ayy caramba
AYY LMAO. These "mummies" were revealed 5 years ago, none of this is new. They were quickly debunked at the time.
>They were quickly debunked at the time.
That was de-debunked though.
The most frightening prospect is that aliens are situated in a higher spacial dimension than us
We should not have given Hispanics the Internet
Why did they make it look like Yoda?
Literally looks like some paper mache art sculpture made by some 3rd worlder you'd see in some crappy art exhibition.
Where did you find this? Looks almost believable.
That fucking dance
Thats one of the first Star Citizen backers.
unless they can show active live footage of a alive lmao bro why should we care about this totally real stuff anymore
WTF guys mermaids are real?!?!
this is just some high ranking narco having a laugh, isn't it?
Fake as shit. Ganker doesn't believe it, and Ganker believes anything.
I think there were mentions in the bible of aliens but there more looked like deer.
I think there is also mention of an orbital lift.
That beeing said those papier-mâché ETs are an embarrassing joke.
Tried pausing it at the right time to see its alien balls
>think there were mentions in the bible of aliens but there more looked like deer.
Nope.
Literally the only way I'd believe this is if the DNA sample was corroborated by a single geneticist from a top tier western university, not Mexico
>cover a dead monkey in concrete
>get to show it off to politicians
Do Mexicans really?.
We are probably aliens as well. Our ancestors put us on this planet because we were fuckign retarded. You know how Brits used to send convicts to Australia? Same shit.
>no, anon, it's the evolution
>we all came from water
Since I'm a sceptic and illiterate, nobody will ever convince me how animals just crawled out from water and started using noses. Or how over 95% of all water on Earth is salt water, but no living being on the surface can drink salt water.