Games you CAN'T own

Games you CAN'T own

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's amazing how much shovelware the PS2 managed to rack up considering it wasn't exactly cheap and fast to develop for it like the NES or the PS1 were
    just goes to show how literally everyone had a PS2 back in the day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mainly south america thirdies buying ps2s
      they kept making PS2 fifa until like 2015 because of third worlders

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was cheap and fast to develop a shovelware PS2 game that barely looked better than an N64 title.
      Not so much to develop a AAA blockbuster.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rapelay

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SHE WAS JUST 17 YEARS AND 364 DAYS AND 23 HOURS AND 59 MINUTES AND 59 SECONDS OLD

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was just girls in bikinis. Who cares?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One of the girls was supposedly underage.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hunted this down last year or so, don't care that one of the girls was 17, it was a boring trivia shitgame with the inbetween sequences cut up so moronic that it takes ages to get from one question to the next and even worse mini games.
    Oh and thanks that I have to play a full round censored before I can see breasts.
    Just watch one of these Spring Break videos on a porn site if this is your type of thing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can get the DVD version that's the exact same game but without the 17 year old.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well since what I played was on PC it probably was that version, it was still shit.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Games you CAN'T own
    Digital games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have backed up all my pirated GoG games and you can reinstall them with the setup files without even starting the client.
      What you mean are Ste*m games

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the guy game
    >more women than men

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >go online
    >find people who say they have a complete usa PS2 collection
    >get them sent to jail

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The wilder part is that this was made by the original owner of Retro Studios, when Retro Studios was making Metroid Prime.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That would explain the shitty ball minigames

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, I could've phrased that better. Basically Jeff Spangenberg, the original owner of Retro, basically cared more about b***hes and partying, and even hosted softcore porn on company servers. Nintendo wisened up and basically bought out Retro from him before Metroid Prime was finished. After his departure he formed another studio, and released The Guy Game some couple years later from Prime's release.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That explains the ugly old hags

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