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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why would anyone want character cards?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OP from twitter here
      He just
      Gave it to me
      I walked in at like ten minutes before the shop closed he said
      >Hey you want this?
      >No one picked up their pre-order. Just...just sell it on eBay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why are
        You typing like
        You're on discord or some
        Shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He said he's from twitter, please be patient

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you don't type like that on twitter either

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          not him but punctuation is overated
          i sometimes leave gaps instead of commas or whatever since i cant be assed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No one on eBay is going to want that. Not even for free because it would cost $4 to ship it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >op from Twitter
        I know you’re larping but go back and stay back

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's me fricker

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            how's the one piece game?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I actually didn't get the game
              He just gave me the steelbook
              I actually want the game now

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                so you got the steelbook for one game that you don't own, and a character card pack for another game you don't have. what did you get at gamestop?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Aids

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing
                I walked in looking.for indivisible and he just handed me this

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Based. I'd give you my physical copy if I could.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'll trade you an Atari Jaguar game for it or some cartridges

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              not that anon, but assuming its about One Piece Odyssey, it's a nice game!, but its very flawed and relatively easy, has 4 arcs (Alabasta, Water7/Enies Lobby, Marineford war and Dressrosa) but they're VERY short and are not really that faithful, in game universe explanation is that "you know how memories are, very fuzzy and difficult to remember 1 for 1, but somehow this did not apply with Alabasta

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't prove shit maybe you actually preordered forspoken lmao

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Whose pre ordering forspoken?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                (You) did.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            And I thought MY handwriting was bad...

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I'm sorry anon
              I just have terrible handwriting

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              public education did away with handwriting/cursive classes because muh computer and funding

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I took the handwriting and cursive classes when I was in school. My handwriting was shit then too though.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >premium character cards

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Into the trash it goes.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why make a fake headline when the real text is a couple inches away

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that Forspoken was Square Enix presidents pet project and they unironically expected this game to be a big thing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oof

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I really want to know how disassociated from reality this guy is if he's for real. Hard to imagine someone is this deep in a bubble

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I really want to know how disassociated from reality this guy is if he's for real.
        He just declared in his New Year's 2023 address that he intends to have Square Enix double down on NFTs and blockchain chain. Despite NFTs having become as toxic as a urinal cake in Chernobyl for many months now, and him already getting lots of shit for expressing excitement for NFT adoption in last year's New Year's address. Guy's off his fricking rocker.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Old corporate japanese man
        He's 10 years behind, at least

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yup

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          FFXIV still uses the shitty webpage code from 20 years ago, i'd say that homie is at least 20 years in the past.

          wow he just like me

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Boomers, the worst curse on the present world.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          just look at whats going on with nintendo right now, the dumb old kooks wont give it a revision and instead says switch 2 is in dev, sometime 2024

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Already knew it would flop a year ago.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >shouldn't try to imitate Western developers
        >creates a game that feels even more Western than the West could create
        >to the point where many believed it was actually made by a Western dev

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Games take time, and big companies course correct slowly.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He said that after he saw what’s coming for this game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Games take time, and big companies course correct slowly.

        He also said this.
        >https://www.hd.square-enix.com/eng/ir/library/pdf/ar_2022en.pdf
        This was 2022.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Achieving major growth in the game industry is difficult now
          for companies that compete primarily in the Japanese market,
          given its graying demographics. As such, it is critical for our
          business that we produce hit titles that speak to the global
          market, which offers greater scale in terms of both customers and sales volumes.
          >For our Group to better focus on developing titles for the
          global market in this changing environment, we need to
          concentrate our limited resources on the development of strong and robust titles.
          >Nearly dedicating 2 pages to blockchain shit
          I didn't see much actually on Forspoken, but the guy has a few screws loose if he thought this might actually become the company's next big thing instead of The Bouncer 2.0

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Please do not insult The Bouncer like that.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I will

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      C-level executives really believe they’re creative geniuses just because they get paid the most to make media, don’t they?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        100%. Its genuinely incredible that this keeps happening at SE though, that company would've died if it werent for FF14.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese games were popular because they had their own flavor compared to western games if you just copy leftie whitey you're flopping

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why are Japanese game CEO's and bigwigs so delusional and old..

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because they're greedy and entitled to all of the money
        At least I haven't betrayed my values for vast sum of money unlike grifters benefiting from worthless culture wars.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Culture. You work with a company for decades and you are expected to move up. Once you are there your word becomes law. No one argues with you and you can do no wrong. Only the absolute most fricked up shit will get you booted from the position if you are at the top.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Seems likely to me that whatever elements were pet project are long gone from some manner of liberal interference
      on the other hand this is the same moron that's tripling down on NFT shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did they overestimate isekai's popularity in the Western market? Do they not realize how garbage and overdone of a genre we think it is?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Vocal minority. Isekai is really fricking popular in the west too. Forspoken is just too westernized.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Isekai is very popular but this was a dumb take on it and it is not like it could not work it is just too pozzed.

        An actual hood Black in a medieval setting with a magic gat that doesn't run out of bullets just dabbing on Dark Souls type enemies would be incredible if done correctly.

        >Drive bys on a horse.
        >Magic boombox that appears out of nowhere that plays Public enemy, Jay Z, NWE, Wutang
        >Parry attack with your teeth grillz that can be upgraded from tin to gold and diamond.
        >Wizard makes your gear based on his interpretation of future technology
        >Free settlements and teach peasants how to play b-ball
        >Final boss is the rival gang leader who got there before you and enslaved the land
        >Final boss and his minions use guns and swords
        >Jay Rock Win plays during the fight
        >Protag marries the King's daughter
        >End credit song is Make Way for the King.
        >Sequel hook is the character returning to his time with magic, his girl and his crew made of badass Arthurian knights only for them to find themselves in a fricked up cyberpunk future full of killer drones.

        I'd buy that and I am not black.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >An actual hood Black in a medieval setting with a magic gat that doesn't run out of bullets just dabbing on Dark Souls type enemies would be incredible if done correctly.
          It's been done. (Sorta)

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Remember when journalists thought that movie was fake

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              no

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Welp

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            is it good

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's from 2001 so yeah, movies were still funny back then.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >my favorite early 2000's Martin Lawrence movie was an isekia
            This isekia trend is getting out of control

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's not over

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The genre goes back a ways.
              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Connecticut_Yankee_in_King_Arthur%27s_Court

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            is it good

            It is genuinely funny.
            So yeah this but a game.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I picture a darker setting (no pun intended) similar to army of darkness so the main character learns humility, virtue and becomes the shining hero the people had been hoping for so you feel like at the end of his journey he became better for it.

            His nemesis needs to be this Bloods gang type fricker who is just an evil piece of shit but needs to be hyped up as a dark lord (no pun intended) and every town under his control has this gothic, diablo like feel to it with people in torture yokes, chained up and nearly starved so when you free a settlement and return to it you can see all the good you have done. Picture the towns in Fable but with basketball courts.

            He teaches orphans to play B-Ball so they are not just miserable all the times so it is not just gratuitous.
            Some noble then invents B-ball Jousting.

            Now that's a game I can get behind.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Isekai is popular, and has appeal. Part of that appeal is a level of self insertion. But gamers are not black women.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This
          I don’t think Japan understands that the “diverse” culture in our media is not actually representative of what the population likes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This game actually turned out to be light isekai upon finishing it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If they made a game that was like those isekai animes then it would probably be a hit, even if it was trash.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Woah the old japs in charge of are out of touch and moronrd woahhhhhhhhhh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They really are out of touch, huh. These people should kiss YoshiP's feet. He's the only reason they're still in business.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You'd think they'd...foresee it's failure.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >pet project get Black personfied by SNOY
      I would be depressed too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How can you look at this game and think that with a straight face? the frick is going on in that company

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If I'm not mistaken this quote is like 3 article is like 3 years old it was like the project Athia to Forspoken title reveal when this was written.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry I had a stroke. it was written 3 years ago or so around title reveal for project Athia (Forspoken). So he likely had a brighter future in mind for the title back in like early 2020 but reality struck. I personally got skeptical when that 5 months delay happened last year. That was the right when the so let me get this straight shit dropped.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Okay okay thank you

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sure COVID must have impacted development a lot, but I wonder what exactly was the point where he lost hope. And even then it doesn't explain the gigantic graphical downgrade.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine this is the fricking game this guy invested in that got him landed in jail

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's so weird to see him chubby,

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A nigress isekai was their pet project?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nomura wins again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is the shit Yoshida is talking about when he starts griping about the fossils in the company, huh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He needs to commit ritual suicide to make up for this disgrace, what shame

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In a way Forspoken on a conceptual level had a lot going for it, for better or worse it is their first American-made big release and it uses their own tech because that's what "big" projects from "big" studios do, it really wouldn't hurt as much if it didn't mean that just because they were trying (and failing) to go all out on this trainwreck it meant that other projects didn't had the marketing expenses, other games could have used the pretense that square was doing something BIG and even if they were lacking maybe all they needed was that small push that this game ate up.

      SquareEnix doesn't get to this day that people just want them to be consistently good, not le blockbuster kino gaming studio and they got everything to be that way including the marketing money that would be better used if "are we EA yet" projects like these didn't exist.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how is he not fired yet?

      all decisions he makes lead to a dumpster fire

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they're gonna blame racism for making a dogshit game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They should have pulled that card like a week ago. I guess they didn't have a loud-mouth poc spoke person/butthole

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the demo made that move impossible, its simply a shit game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lol yep, they can thank Sony demanding a demo before release for taking this cheap exploitable card out of the deck for them.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Based Sony. They should keep demanding demos. They are absolutely needed these days.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they already are
      there are articles popping in

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The black guy at GameStop said the game sucked shit and that's why no one picked it up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good
      better that way so they understand once and for all not put ugly fricking Black folk in video games

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm racist but I hate the game because it looks like shit.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    give me the One Piece costumes, i actually bought that game

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've had this happen with other games before
    Got Persona 5's steelbook case free

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I went to GameStop after Elden ring released and they just gave me the pre order shit for free, I didn’t even buy the game. This is most likely a lie

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >premium
    don't you just love marketing twaddle

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Twitter screencap posting

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >No one picked up their pre-order
    >Implying that there were any pre-orders to begin with

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, an anon once pre-ordered a shovelware M&Ms racing game on Wii and went to pick it up at midnight. Anything's possible.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the green one has the legs and boots
        TAKE ME BAAAAACK

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >They're about to kill all these m&ms off
        Wonder how that guy took the news assuming he's alive

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They would have had excess stock for preorders later than product shipping to warehouses, they just overshot it completely, geres hoping digital sales dont prop it up and its a major flop, companies need t stop listening to the twitter crowd.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    get fricked SE and especially you Matsuda

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wouldt that imply that it was bought by bots?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even have a Gamestop within the proximity of 25km anymore. All of them closed down

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have just one
      I fricking hate it

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Triggered /misc/cels aside, this game is actually pretty fun.
    I pre-ordered it digitally like a normal person though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is the gameplay as good as it looks?
      i dont give a frick about all the other superficial shit that most of these monkeys focus on

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gamestop came to my house and gave me pre-order merchandise, absolutely free, no deals, nothong

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what do you get for being a racist piece of shit?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A Google stadia

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You get to be a Cassandra, cursed to be right, but unbelieved, forever.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Forever

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're still wrong you still think that CEO's care about you and use their money to hate your local minority groups.
        That's why we fight against your misguided ass.
        You listen to newscorp run by a octogenarian who bankrolled Fox News
        If I'm "woke" then you're still asleep
        Time to wake up

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You think every major company cares about the message. Same shit. Different side of the coin. Honestly you guys are far more cancer at this point simply because you have more power.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            At least I'm not under the illusion that the rich elites tell me what to think. Be it God or man. I don't care. I'll make my decisions by my code of honour. And will excommunicate those that mean harm. We are two sides of the coin, and frankly I don't enjoy being a useful tool for those who interests is endless culture wars. Until they decide that feudalism is the best alternative.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Sure you do gay. Now go out and support Current Thing™.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You say that shit when the first post in the chain of replies is a guy calling someone racist for laughing about a Japanese games sales. You're just an butthole that believes he's in the right and that will contextualize everything for you as you confederate others positions for them so you can have enough of a big bad. There just is no world for you. Everyone is networked with a spiders web of consciousness and convictions as you move ever onward into a world where you don't even know the convictions of those we're to inherit the responsibility of. You've overphenominalized the ideas in people's heads. I'd never want such a haunted perspective where you can't see what a man will shape with his hands out of clay.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >you still think that CEO's care about you and use their money to hate your local minority groups
          lmao what no right winger has thought of corporations as right wing since 2017 at the absolute latest; Capital is openly leftist

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What about the cool ones

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              t. CEO
              YWNBACC (you will never be a cool ceo)

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Lame
                Now I'm sad

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          fricking leftist always living in his own reality holy fricking shit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Smug anime girl
          >Delusional post

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a leftist and what?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ew homosexual

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lel

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cap this fricking thread for posterity when homosexuals begin to argue 'muh million copies'

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Noted

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Noted

      Are you fricking moronic? It doesn't say they're giving out preorders, it said they gave them the free preorder bonus which was just a set of 3 cards with cg renders on them and nothing else
      Like how the frick do you look at that tweet and take away "hurrr they giva da game away for free?!"
      Are you actually clinically moronic?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This just means I'll be able to pick up a very cheap copy in the future.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hey where should I put these cards on my desk?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The trash can.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Done

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm actually curious what the frick they consider worthy to be printed on the character cards. Like at least does the Debra Wilson character have lighting coming out of her bugged out eyes?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Okay so I'm going to up it up to just see what it is

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >cuff

              What the frick were they thinking?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I expected nothing and I’m still disappointed

                These suck
                They're like fake paper? I don't even know how to describe it.
                It comes with these weird cheap stands that barely hold up the cards

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Is this from Black Panther lmao

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's worse

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >CUFF
                I feel like you should save these just as some sort of insane souvenir.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Cuff spotted
                >I kneel

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's is a pre-order bonus? Talk about cheaping out, I remember Silent Hill Shattered Memories on Wii at least came with a soundtrack.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Who the frick is cuff

                cum on the cards

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I would but my wife is here

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                have her jerk you off onto the cards

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                do it anyway

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Look at the jaw on that b***h

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yup

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Who the frick is cuff

                It's worse

                Before the dark times...

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's even worse
                The stands are not tight enough to hold the cards so the cards constantly fall

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Who the frick is cuff

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm guessing it's the big bad guy or the one that turns into the big bad guy

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You sure

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The final boss is some weird gold filigree thing she accuses of gaslighting her. So I assume it's the final boss.
                The opening scene that people posted here also showed her saying how she moved something with her mind and had Cuff constantly correcting her that "we" moved it. I'm guessing that she's just the stronkest and he was holding her back the whole time.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds obvious he's an accessory she wears to give herself powers. Would be really stupid if they somehow make him the final boss.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's worse

                Yup

                lol did the store just give you a bunch of promo display trash they didn't want to use?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes actually
                The store employee told me that no one picked up their pre order today and just handed it to me
                And gave me a free steel case for one piece
                He just said to sell it on eBay

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's such a shit name for equipment that is the source of your powers.
                I'm irrationally angry at just how fricking lazy it is.
                It's literally just naming it what it is. It sits where the end of the sleeve is, the cuff, so they call it Cuff.
                Not surprised that this is a Jap game, since their language is so fricking literal that the entirety of their naming convention is to push two moon rune words together that generalize the concept of what the object is and then that becomes its name.
                But that doesn't mean the localizers need to follow suit. Use the breadth and depth of the English language and think of fricking ANYTHING else.
                Name the wienersucker "Bangles of Destiny". Frick, call him Dave. Anything!
                That's like if they called Soul Edge "Bad Sword" in Soul Caliber.
                You could have put in a fricking iota of effort and even used the Spanish or French word for cuff.
                It would still be a shit game, but at least mindless morons will gobble up that pedestrian attempt of using your brain for anything besides an ironing board.
                FRICK

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Frick japs

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The thing that lets homierette move things... with her fricking mind!
                >Actually, I helped so
                SHE MOVED SHIT... WITH HER MIND!
                >You keep using "She," it's actually both of u--
                SHE MOVED SHIT WITH HER FRICKING MIND! HAHA!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's awful

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >homierette
                That's kinda cute the way you say that... Then again, I do have jungle fever. A hankering for chocolate.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >protag is a black girl
                >gets arrested, involved in gun crime, obsessed with shoes
                >gets powers from CUFFS
                what did square enix mean by this?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's how Japanese people see

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                das racist

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I expected nothing and I’m still disappointed

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You have to pay me to keep these in my house

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >the beloved character cuff
              How could they give cuff such a bad portrait 🙁

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ahh these fricking pieces of shit won't stay up

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Huh, shit. Well played, anon.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'd keep it as a souvenir. You want to keep some memory of just how bad gaming got.

          Forever

          Or until someone turns this thing around.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yo this dude bought a Stadia

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I did

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Frick man. Google literally gave me one for having YouTube premium and I still regret it. You didn’t buy that 150 version did you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >WiiU
      >Playstation Mini
      >Stadia
      >Forspoken

      my man needs to cut up his credit cards

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Actually I'm a collector of failed consoles
        It's my hobby
        If you notice there's doom for Atari Jaguar

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          thats based, list what you've got

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I have
            >Wii u
            >Playstation mini
            >Some Atari Jaguar games and controllers
            >A Dreamcast
            >Two GameCubes
            >A few Saturn games
            >An Atari VCS

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I love collecting bad stuff

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The Wii U was incredible. As was the Vita.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      listen OP. I believe you and i would like to see your dick next. please show me your dick.

      You're still wrong you still think that CEO's care about you and use their money to hate your local minority groups.
      That's why we fight against your misguided ass.
      You listen to newscorp run by a octogenarian who bankrolled Fox News
      If I'm "woke" then you're still asleep
      Time to wake up

      Nobody watches legacy media except for you leftist morons. Now show me your wiener please.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'll show it but then be banned

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >one tweet says thing so it must be true

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It is because it was me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The tweet doesn't even say what the OP subject is claiming either so OP is literally fricking moronic and lied

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >this and the cookie love threads
    Ganker has been extra based this week

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine ten years ago a Square Enix game not even having a special edition with a statue or wearable Cuff or anything. Insane.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be more hung up on the Black person, personally.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The fact you only get three cards bothers me
      And the fact is just
      Mc
      Random item
      And random boss
      Sucks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think in terms of only 3 cards I am actually more bothered by fire emblem engage, they're meant to be tarrot cards but they don't give you a full deck, at least the art is a lot nicer than these though

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Persona Q and P4U's Tarot cards weren't that good. They are the major arcana, but the quality is kind of bad.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus christ

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >6 active threads right now just to "talk" about a game they claim to hate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being the moron that actually buys forspoken or even pirate it because of these threads

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I never heard of it I'm just sharing my story

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes, that's exactly how Ganker has been for like almost 20 years now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >grug only talk game he like but no play
      >no one allowed talk game game they dislike

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you are planning on buying this game at all its dumb to not wait a month when it drops in price by $20-30. Same goes with any game that looks like its flopping. Callisto Protocol is $50 on Amazon now and way cheaper on ebay.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gamestop is legally required to hold pre-orders and pre-order bonuses for 2 days after release. at least do research with your baitposts.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is happening? Someone is genuinely and unironically posting their own Twitter screencap instead of just posting it directly on Ganker. How did it ever get this bad?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We're sharing in the pain anon

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any IP that tries to be a franchise from the get go without even proving itself first has always flopped and been forgotten. You can trick morons to buy your product with a runaway bloated marketing budget, but that won't work for sequels or long term sales.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Pre-order Forspoken because you want to support a game featuring a strong, black, female protagonist
    >Don't actually play video games, so don't pick up the pre-order
    Color me surprised

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Or maybe they came to pick it up after that moron in the tweet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong
        Store was closing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I don't know why so many pre orders weren't picked up
      GameStop had at least 50 of these in their cabinets

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I just cost SE a billion dollars!
    >with my nine! Haha!

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >people buy games with woman leads
    i can think of a handful that arent trash, and even then they're mediocre.
    Woman have no place being the protag, as woman are weak and annoying
    More weight lifting twink destroying gigachad protags.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Metroid prime?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Medicore and thats because they made the wise decision in all metroid games to make samus shut the frick up, and cover up.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bro wtf is that thumb?

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >sold my GME finally after beaten housewife syndrome gripped me hard
    >900 left to re-invest and make back my original money

    Never again will I fall for meme shit, hope every moron on Ganker still shilling that trash loses everything.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      redditors are the ones shilling that. I sometimes browse the smg thread so I know that hodlers of gme is despised there

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this happened to me with CTR I got a crash figurine
    probably one of the last physical games I ever bought especially from GameStop
    honestly not even sure why I got it from GameStop instead of Amazon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's nice

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a cigarrete pack

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >sony paid 2 year exclusivity for this shit
    what were they thinking?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jim Ryan is dumb
      Square Enix is enjoying the almost free money

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The PS5 barely had any exclusives in its first 3 or so years, even compared to PS4. They probably thought it'd at least be a new FF15 in terms of sales.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Exclusives haven't been console moves since PS1/N64 era. Shit that sells consoles now, and has sold them for several generations now, is NFL, NBA, NHL, and FIFA. The only console that sells on exclusive is Nintendo, and that's purely because they rarely even bother with hardware any more, they just release more Zelda, Metroid, and Mario. You schizos really need to ride off that console exclusive mindbreak.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >s in its first 3 or so years
        >3 or so years
        >Console only 2 years old
        This homie from the future.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no dicky no money
    Many such cases

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed
      Well im off to bed

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >GameStop
    the stock trading company? i thought they were just one of those online things lmao

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This game has the worst fricking marketing I’ve ever seen. If you’re trying to shill your woke agenda bullshit game with high end graphics and novel gameplay, why not at least hide it better? The fricking girl rock song they use in the commercials just screams “This game is not for men, but if men buy it they better be ready to get preached at.” Not exactly making me want to rush out and part with $70 all for the pleasure of hearing some digital sheboon tell me about my toxic masculinity and White privilege.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the song
      How about you upgrade her fricking nails in the game?
      >high end graphics
      I am emulating BOTW in preparation for BOTW2.
      The flowers look better in Forspoken, that's it. Everything else looks way more visually appealing in Zelda. Even the goddamned water.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this is why you never let moronic execs ever have control of games, all they do is get feedback from trannies and ruin it.

    its pretty clear the game was always meant to be a fantasy world not linked back to modern day america.

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