GameTroon and Spite

>Corviknight is one of the few universely liked mons from Galar
>it's a cool beast
>normal non-chud non-gays like it
>GameFreak starts seething
>makes a little pink kirby chud that kills all Corviknight

This is obviously spite based game making. The people working at GameFreak are hateful gays.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cope Corvibitch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      252+ Atk Choice Band Tinkaton Gigaton Hamner vs. 0 HP / 0- Def Corviknight: 159-187 (47.1 - 55.4%) -- 75.8% chance to 2HKO

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >75 attack

        >posting stats
        The lore is what the lore is. Cope. Shitty bird dies to a pink muppet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The lore is what the lore is.
          So Magcargo IS hot enough to melt the planet?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're assuming Pokeverse physics and chemistry works the same as real life. What a non-argument, we've seen Ash deadlift a multi-ton fuck and let it ride on his head.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also keep in mind that Gigaton Hammer can't be used twice in a row

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Proving my point exactly, gay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >75 attack

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tinkaton throws rocks at Corviknight not smash them with hammers, though it could if one was stricken down.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's not very effective

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's representing a ban hammer/nerf they impinged on cornvight and stall this gen

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chud
    >chud
    >chud
    >chud
    I know you! You're the one who kept bitching about goldbro!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that image
      what the actual fuck is this piece of shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know
        The entire Gen 9 dex looks like that or sometimes even worse.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who the fuck is worse than the string cheese moron?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            gay duck, dunsparce evo being a pointless joke, the the super hero dolphin. The entire dex is so bad that it becomes impossible to rank them in their shittiness.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the super hero dolphin
              Ballio if he real is based as fuck and I'm tired of you dolphin gays saying otherwise

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When a few mons in a dex are retarded shit like a dolphin superhero, it's forgivable. But they're all retarded shit, so no, it's not okay and it's definitely not based.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't compare capeshit garbage to based Ballio.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kilroy shrew
            Muppet baby Godzilla
            Pawmi but it just gets bigger and stands up

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't like the golden god
            ngmi

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We want the Toejam&Earl fanbase, don't ask why tho…

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chadviknight has nothing to fear from 75 base attack

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GIWTWM as the Wooloo

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Corsola got wiped out by Toxapex and nobody complained

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mareanie is better than corsola

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Toxapex is evil looking and kills a cute creature, like nature intended.
      Not this fairy kills cool things subversive bullshit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You do realise fairies are cruel creatures in mythology? It’s not even subversive

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You do realize the hammer bitch looks stupid so we don't care, right?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It looking stupid is exactly what makes the thought of it brutally murdering a corviknight and possibly its trainer by shooting them out of the sky with rocks, even more unsettling

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Her design is objectively better than corviknights

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >generic cutesy girl blob with eyes holding le big hammer is a good design
              You're an idiot.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then make fairies evil looking and not pink girly shit that looks like candy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just say you've never seen any mythology or folktales with fairies. Fucking retard.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not him but that pink girly exterior is the point. The old mythological stories about faries talked about how they would draw children away from villages or actually do evil shit if they felt slighted in anyway.

            Only recently with Disney and other modern shit have faries been recalibrated as benevolent beings.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the shit design is the point, that makes it good!
              I don't care about your dumb fucking youTube lore video explaining how much sense it makes, it looks stupid! It looks GAY!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just admit you're a retard who is afraid of learning new things. Go jack off in your cope cave gay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So do you you fucking gay. What did Tinkaton provide you the mirror youve been hiding from.
                Post your fuckin arms cunt.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Post your fuckin arms cunt.
                Said the nerd talking about pink fairies in a videogame for children on a chinese cartoons forum

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Half the fucking fairies were cutesy and feminine to lure kids and men.
            Rusalkas lured men so they could torture and drown them.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How do they kill dragons and dark exactly?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They already did that,

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Corsola doesn't work in a couriering taxi service which society depends upon for convivence. Imagine being less advanced than your neighbors because some pink little shit targets your fliers for spare parts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        where does it say that the Squawkabilly taxis are "less advanced"?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Skarmory shit ripoff deserve it

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hello the pokedex says im your pred- ACK!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based Corv for killing that mupp!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based Corv for killing that mupp!

      >75 attack

      Tinkaton throws rocks at Corviknight not smash them with hammers, though it could if one was stricken down.

      Fuck off, metal bird

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Say that shit IRL and I'll kill you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What do you think this hammer is made of? I've already said it IRL, don't make me do it again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In all seriousness imagine this is what happens, they start shit, and flee when corviknights get pissed off and retaliate.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's why the only cool kaiju-mon paldea starter is a fucking clown, reminds me of toxtricity and his whole "theme" as well, I mean his gigantamax has a fucking broadcasting antenna coming out of a diaper

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone still consooming these awful games deserves to get shat on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Consoom this bussy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're an ugly gay and no straight man will ever be interested in you reeking parasite ridden asshole.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok, so you want me to top? No problem.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I want you to die. Painfully.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would a company be upset that people like one of their products?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You've really never heard of chuds telling a fan base that they're missing the point by enjoying a certain aspect of something? It's happened with Star Wars, Warhammer 40k, Fallout, super hero comics, the Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, literally everything. We live in the age of subversion, and these chuds want normal people to stop liking cool stuff because cool stuff is problematic.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The seething over this that randomly just started yesterday is so inorganic it has to be a raid.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they really hated him they wouldn't include him in the base game. Ya know, like they've done with Venusaur. Twice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or give fun new costumes variant to his pre-evolutions that he can't have, on top of trying to low key remove him from his original evolution line, like they did with Raichu.....

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > trying to low key remove him from his original evolution line
        elaborate

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dedenne, what is it's purpose, looking strikingly similar to pikachu and more specifically Raichu? Pikachu only evolves with a thunderstone and they've been just quitely sweeping that under the rug as they where pandering pikachu more and more....

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >regenerator nerfed
    >toxic gone
    >scald gone
    wanna talk about hate? Toxapex is as useless as tits on a lechonk now. But I ain’t complaining

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ahh, grow some security, you spastic retard. I love Corv, I stopped my Sword playthrough to breed for a shiny for my playthrough and I love the fact its natural predator in Paldea is a little e-boi gremlin, who went postal after being bullied once too much, to the point she channels the Doom Slayer in her eternal mission to break the fucking bastards.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go up to the search bar on your internet browser, type in R then E then D then D then I then T and then .com, and make your cuck ass posts there from now on.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not the little cuck crying because a 2 foot fuckall pink squishy thing beats up her boyfriend. Fuck off to discord with the rest the fucking snowflake retards who need a safespace.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >le snowflakes!
          You're not even a redditor, not even a twitterer, you're a tumblr chud, aren't you?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong again retard. I resist labels, as I don't need the internet to replace my social net. I don't come from anywhere, don't go to anywhere. I just follow my interests and fuck the rest of cyber-space looking for validation.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fooling no one, hole.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you have schizophrenia. people inherently like corviknight less because of you. you're a fucking failure.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t see the Bisharpbros cry once about pink e-bois PRE EVOLUTION killing groups of Bisharps, why are corvicucks so insecure?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bisharpfags got Kingambit in return: a net positive trade. Corvifags get nothing in exchange for having their metal bird being humiliated by the pink brats.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kingshitbit is trash. A an adult human man with long hair and a moustache. Completely retarded.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          seething corvicuck lmfao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well logically it doesn't make sense, with bisharp there's at least the type advantage, Corviknight though, there is no type advantage, and when you take out the game play elements from this, then it's small 2'2 angry hammer goblin vs 7'03 knightbird that basically owns the skies in it's regions.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Being a giant 7'03" bird is actually a huge disadvantage because it would just make it way easier for the Gigaton Hammered rocks to nail them and knock them out of the sky.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that doesn't mean you when, it means now you just pissed off a really hostile edgy bird. To you hit it Corviknight with a rock, then what? Hammer him? good luck. if we go back to gameplay logic, normal attacks don't do shit to him, fairy moves also don't do shit to him, what then, that's whole kit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then it fucking dies from having a rock cave its skull in and gets its armor plates ripped off to make hammers by its Paldean natural predator because that's what the lore says happens.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lore also says that magcargo is hotter than the sun
              Magcargo strongest pokemon ever, everything around him instantly dies

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How the fuck is it gonna hit it's head through all that armor, from the ground, even.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like I said before, lions don't just kill entire herds of zebras, they just pick off 2 or 3 of the weakest links. Same may apply for Tinkatuff; they kill the Pawniards and the Bisharps simply retreat to preserve their army.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly, which is why Tinkaton hunts the older, weaker-looking and newly-evolved Corviknight. Sadly, to Tinkaton, they all look weak, old or newly-evolved, so they all end up a viable target for her tee-offs.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can really tell how internet poisoned someone is by how many buzzwords they use in their sentences.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Actually, Corviknight's stats are be-BONK!

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CorviSISSY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I will prove I'm not a gay chud by posting some gay porn

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Report it then Corvisissy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >report the post of a mod
          Why would I waste my time, jannie?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just hate the muppet because it's pink and I want it to die

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Corvicuck fears the mallet

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when a corviknight is unfortunate enough to enter the homerun range of a muppet with a hammer

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Caw Caw, Ca-ACK

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your chud bird is shit, fag
    Cope harder

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1) you are the pink muppet so you are the chud
      2) corviknight will stay OU while the muppet will be RU at best
      3) the muppet will also lose any 1v1 with corviknight
      As you can see, all statements in your post are false.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Obsessed retard

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hoes mad

    Hoes mad

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the fuck do you autists bitch about this? It's a cool natural interaction that adds life to both of those mons. This is literally "MUH CHARIZARD XYZ OMEGA CAN NEVER LOSE!" tier autism

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's unironically fun to talk about it like this, now post bussy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean it used to be when I was 17 but trust me it's not healthy and I wish I had stopped sooner

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >adds life to both those mons
      The pink chud blob is dogshit and shouldn't be getting tied to an actually good mon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because it's Hammer goblins trying to claim unproven dominance just the Charizard autists, even though there's next to nothing in the gameplay mechanics or even just the basic tidbits of the lore we have supports their claim. It literally seems to be no more than little shits throwing rocks at shiny bird, with next to know grasped of awareness on what they are about to piss off.

        Enormous levels of cope here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because it's Hammer goblins trying to claim unproven dominance just the Charizard autists, even though there's next to nothing in the gameplay mechanics or even just the basic tidbits of the lore we have supports their claim. It literally seems to be no more than little shits throwing rocks at shiny bird, with next to know grasped of awareness on what they are about to piss off.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think you worry way too much about fictional monsters. Is Corviknight a big part of your identity?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i think you care too much about shitty writing.
          Is being retarded a part of your identity?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ur such a silly lil boy haha 😀

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AW NOT YOU AGAIN YOU LITTLE MEXICAN CUNT
        IVE HAD A FUCKING GUTFULL OF YOUR SHIT

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It literally seems to be no more than little shits throwing rocks at shiny bird, with next to know grasped of awareness on what they are about to piss off.
        Not sure about that. The pokedex pairs the statement that they throw rocks at flying corviknight, with the statement that they are intelligent and have a very daring disposition.
        It gives the impression they're keenly aware they are picking a fight, and specifically one that they may not win (since that's what would make it daring).

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Corviknight dex also says that they can't be taxis in Paldea because of their predators attacking them when they fly with the only reference to Corviknight being preyed upon being Tinkerton's entry talking about sniping the flying birds with stones.
          You can't really be considered an animal's natural predator if you're not successful at killing it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes...?
            I'm just arguing the other guy's claim about tinkerton not knowing what they are doing.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I meant to reply to his post, too, but I fucked it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are the kind of boring individual that dislikes it when horn scholars attempt a civil discussion with troglodyte finfags

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't indulge in discussion with h*rmorons

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am a gay and I like Corvi. I think he is easily the best G8 pokemon. Not that he has much competition but you know

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you consider that war hammers were developed to combat knight's plate armor, it makes sense that this is Corviknight's natural predator

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good point. Too bad this post will be ignored because this board is filled with edgy 21 year olds who never grew up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you consider that war hammers were developed to combat knight's plate armor, it makes sense that this is Corviknight's natural predator

        Guize, IT'S BASED ON SOMETHING! IT CAN'T BE BAD BECAUSE IT'S BASED ON SOMETHING! THIS POKEMON IS A REFERENCE TO SOMETHING ELSE, SO IT'S DESIGN IS AUTOMATICALLY GOOD DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT LOOKS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STUPID!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look at that pudgy tummy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Short and stout. Made for both swinging hammers and cuddling.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disney ruined fairies forever

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Corviknight is one of my favorite Pokemon of all time. I really don't understand this defense force for it here though. So it's prey to the tiny fairy with a hammer, so what? It's a little fun piece of lore between two Pokemon and I wish their were more stuff like this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut it, chud.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, I just find the gameplay integration with the dex to be virtually nonexistent since its signature move isn't even SE against Corviknight. I don't mind the idea of a vengeful psychopath cutie with a giant hammer as a mon but it does come across as a Mary Sue power fantasy than anything else imo. The Tinkaton and Corviknight defense force are both insufferable in my eyes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mary Sue power fantasy
        That's just buzzwords. You don't even know what you just typed. Lore is barely ever consistent with gameplay anyway so I don't see the issue

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The issue is that you're a gay with shit taste and so are all the chuds working at GameFreak.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a Mary Sue power fantasy because it hunts a specific species of regional bird? It's not like it kills Dialga or something.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's just not very well translated in gameplay imo. The idea of its middle evolution massacring groups of Bisharp like some Tinkafags insist is totally just a retarded powerfantasy. The picking off the Pawniard theory makes more sense. Really, the dex just doesn't seem to be well thought out in my eyes.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you know what a power fantasy means?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Aon, lore never matches with gameplay. Pidgeot can "fly at speeds of Mach 2". A whole slew of Gen 1 shit, like Gengar, Persian and Jolteon outspeed it to the point either they move at Mach 2.5+, or what the 'dex says has no bearing on the battle engine.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think that's an example of lore contradicting gameplay.
              "speed" is vague enough that you can conceptualize it in multiple ways, and I think they very often do. reaction speed for instance, something that would naturally be highly relevant to making the first move.
              and you're talking about the top flying speed of the pokemon, something it would presumably take time to build up to, and possibly wouldn't factor in to how it fights at all.

              Like uh.. this is an absurd example but work with me here. Do you think you, a human, could land the first blow in a fight with a fighter jet, which starts out parked on some runway?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can use Vikavolt's entry if you like. describing it as "zipping about", with a speed stat of 43.
                Just admit gameplay mechanics have no bearing on lore or vice-versa. Corviknigth beats Tink in a proper battle, Tink kills Corv for funsies in-universe.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I can use Vikavolt's entry if you like. describing it as "zipping about", with a speed stat of 43.
                I don't need an example. there's probably dozens of examples, if not way more than that, of the lore contradicting gameplay.
                I'm just picking on the specific example you chose because I didn't find it persuasive for the reasons given.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But guess what? The pokedex is canon no matter how much you seethe. No matter how implausible, or outright impossible, you think they are your thoughts on pokemon are just as validas your thoughts about your gender identity.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It feels more like magical girl fantasy trash where a tiny female is able to beat things she wouldn't really be able to but she can just because.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe she can beat them because she has a massive fucking hammer

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Are you telling me that Elin and poppori shouldn't be able to hit you with an oversized axe?

            I think it's just for comedy, childlike character using an oversized weapon is just funny

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >childlike
              anon what pictures are on your computer.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOOO GAMEFREAK CAN'T JUST DIRECTLY STATE IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS THAT A PINK e-boi MURDERS MY HUSBANDO BIG BLACK CORVIKNIGHT AAAIIIIEEEEEE
    Pablo when you're done, don't forget I ordered that burrito an hour ago. Get to it, chop chop, or you don't get paid today.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's in the game what the fuck are you complaining about

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no dog in this fight, I'd just like to say that I want to mating press the attitude out of Penny. That is all, please continue your conversation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe and gay weebshit

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Corviknightfags were a bunch of edgy teenagers.
    Interesting...

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Corviknight's still awesome

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all these seething corvicucks shitting their pants over harmless lore
    lol, i fucking love you tinkatuff

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