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let's go jmook
Jmook vs Zain gonna be the game of the tourney, until it's Jmook vs Zain again in the finals.
Jmookbros I can feel it, the major win is upon us
Today's schedule (PST)
Kinda wish Armada was commentating top 8. He was fun to listen to singles yesterday until Hbox and Toph showed up.
him and Scar sounded so legit together, would love to see them do top 8 together
where is smash 64
>3 foxes in top 8
>only 4 unique characters
the top 2 in the world is a fucking yoshi.
mango bustered out, else there would be a falco
and 2 puffs
the best character in the game and the 2nd best character are the most represented, who would have guessed
>he doesn't think Marth is the second best
You don't actually play the game
>MUH MANGO ZAIN TIER
lmaoing @ your life
I'm diamond 1 what rank are you?
Marth loses to sheik, pikachu, yoshi, and goes even with falco/fox
Puff loses to fox.
I don't have ranked because I'm not a paypig
Yeah he definitely doesn't deserve any money.
>deserve any money
You need to get out of the mindset that e-celebs deserve your money, you don't owe them anything
what the fuck are you talking about? he deserves to get paid for creating rollback melee.
>This person that I've never met before deserves my money
Enjoy lining the pockets of your favorite internet celebrities, I will instead wait for ranked to be free and never give Fizzi a dime
extremely retarded post
You are either powerranked in your region or you shut the fuck up, simple as.
being pr'd in my region is literally easier than being diamond
It's like I'm watching GDQ again
>Cries about being ranked #3 instead of #1 on twitter, proceeds to throw both of his sets and goes home at 97th
Quite possibly the Greatest Of All Time
so did he abandon amsa?
of course they dont
>so did he abandon amsa?
Their match isn't up yet, so I guess we'll see if he pusses out. My money is on yes
>doubles on sunday
people really will bitch about anything huh
Hgod gassing the garden gnome once again
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
poor d00d still puttin effort into stylin his hair. can't comb that shit over
Dude wore a hat when he had long locks. But does the opposite while it's falling out.
kind of a chad move if you ask me, he just embraces it
doesnt give a fuck
I had similar hair, wearing a hat is just so much easier keeping that shit tame
my hair goes below my shoulders
it's really not hard to just part it to both sides
gotta shave it now and become m2ks twin
"they" mogging the chud fucker hard would be jokes
2Saint will mog iBDW
shit wrong reply, might to rely to 625180417
Y white boiz b baldin so much?
I thought mang0 retired or something
No one would have forgiven him if he abandoned aMSa
How many more losses until Mang0 kills himself?
do you post anything that isn't completely fucking stupid?
do you think he actually lost to literal whos?
he raged out.
Remember to take your estrogen today Mango-sister!! Don't forgot to renew your Mang0nation twitch subscription while you're at it!!
>Voice squeaks and cracks*
can we get a new commentator
Mango knows he has to try now so he doesn't let down Amsa
I miss NASB
I'm eating some skittles while watching.
Anyone want some?
Sure thing, thanks anon! I'll bring some Oreos next time
i eating a york peppermint patty while i watch
>technically possible, very possible
>eats a strong bair to the face and dies instantly
MAGI IS A WOMAN, YOU TRANSPHOBES
I FUCKING HATE TRANNIES SO MUCH MURDER ALL TRANNIES
Everybody post your favorite Smash Sisters!!
bruh he literally has a 5 o clock shadow. at least magi is pretty much hairless
Nope! They're a girly male and that's okay 🙂
NOPE!!! She's a woman, a girl if you would even. I get that trans people literally live rent free in your head but I just want to let you know that you're on the wrong side of history (:
Magi will be remembered as the strongest woman to ever compete in Melee
i wonder if this is why women won't compete in smash at a high level, because they give "best woman in smash" to a trans person lol
No it's because autistic women have different interests than autistic men
PS. She uses she/her pronouns, please try to abstain from using they/them when talking about her. And please, under no circumstance, use he/him when talking about her.
definitely not just a fetish
magi is like 6'2
I think my favorite thing about Magi is that his entire personality literally revolves around being a gay. I cannot name a single unique trait he has other than being a chud.
He's also a shitty gimmick falco who plays like an anther's ladder falco who found a time machine and is only good against spacies. Will fade away after a couple of more years, forever hovering around the 20-30 ranking level.
why is he so greasy
I think it's water. I'm kind of ashamed that I know this, but I think that screenshot is from a stream where he put a pool in his room and was sloshing water all over himself while doing impressions of top players
I'm literally just talking about my favorite player, if you hate trans women you can just say it, chud
>if you hate trans women you can just say it
TRANS WOMEN ARE MEN. YWNBAW
ip count is still low.
very shit thread so far.
It's double right now
people often ask if there are any real women that play melee
let me clear that up for everyone and name a few
a top 30 falco player, she has sick lasers
top 40 capt falcon main from texas. She has an insane punish game
hope that clarifies it for everyone
>mfw all the smash sisters are really brothers
We need more trans representation in Melee
can't wait to see you gays faces reactions when hGOD heroically makes his way out of losers (he lost on purpose) into grands ands wins it all
You aren't giving twitch money, right?
I always use streamlink.
no, i autistically fuck with the settings and switch it to audio only and open and close it a bunch until it stops trying to give me ads (on phone)
does that actually work?
yes, you have to be quick enough to change the settings to audio only and probably close the stream and then reopen it again in the app and it shouldn't try to give you ads
Can someone explain why people think Mango is the goat when armada has a winning record against him and every other notable player? Is it a longevity thing? Stopped watching melee when Armada retired because I knew no one else would be able to stop Hbox and I was right.
Because Mang0 is popular, that's literally all there is to it. Melee at a top level is just a popularity contest
Longevity shows year-long streaks of Mang0 bustering out to ice climbers. I really don't know what people see in him besides the occasional storyline.
Armada always had an amazing skill floor, even on his bad days he played incredibly but I think what people see is Mango having the highest skill ceiling, watching him dismantle the best players around him when he's hot looks like nothing anybody has ever done
That plus a shitton of bias
>Armada always had an amazing skill floor, even on his bad days he played incredibly but I think what people see is Mango having the highest skill ceiling, watching him dismantle the best players around him when he's hot looks like nothing anybody has ever done
This just isn't true either. Armada has fucked mango and every other top player up way harder than mango ever has.
because mango is likeable and armada is basically smash jeffrey dahmer
>mango is likeable
People always say this but I don't see it. What's likable about being a middle aged drunk that sits in his room and plays a kids game all day? I'm convinced that if Mang0 played any other character than the spacies, he would be one of the most hated top players
>What's likable about being a middle aged drunk that sits in his room and plays a kids game all day
Wew, ask the millions of viewers on Twitch.
How would they know? Everyone in the "Mang0nation" is either still in middle school, or an avid estrogen taker
Reminder that as soon as Mango finally retires, everyone will finally look at the stats objectively and admit that Armada is unquestionably the GOAT. People are only obsessed with acting like Mango is the GOAT because he's still active, and were already claiming it in 2019 after Armada had only been retired for a year. Melee players some reason feel pressured to have the game be ever evolving in both skill, legacy, and storylines even though having the GOAT of a respective competition be a past legacy is normal. Babe Ruth was indisputably the GOAT of baseball for decades after his death and no one tried to argue otherwise when looking at the raw stats even though the game got harder, with only Ohtani being comparable now. There's no reason to feel insecure over the fact that Melee's indisputable best competitor it's had thus far doesn't play the game anymore.
So what you're saying is that Ken is the real GOAT?
The tourneys Ken entered would be considered locals and at best some regionals. Melee entries peaked in 2016, and declined and stagnated since while Armada was still playing.
of his era, absolutely
armada's dominance and consistency at the level of skill he played at is much more impressive though
nobody argues ken could come back and destroy people even today, but armada probably could
>armada's dominance and consistency at the level of skill he played at is much more impressive though
But he quit when the shit got too tough
no he didnt.
im tired of posting his most recent tournament history and shutting you morons up
Typical response when you run out of actual reasons. GOATmada lives on
He was obsessed with 'preserving his legacy' of only losing to other gods, so when he lost to Plup and Swedish delight, and saw people like Zain and Wizzy improving very quickly, he dipped.
yes. but he was still dominant.
that's a big difference.
mango cultist headcanon
he quit while he was on top and when he felt like he didn't get anything out of competing anymore
meanwhile mango drinks himself into retardation and copes about somehow being the best when he gets fucking 97th with a shitty secondary
>But he quit when people started using cheater controllers that play the game for you
He used the same type of controllers. He even dropped out of a tournament before when his custom controller broke at the venue.
newfag who thinks mango's word is actual history
He was ranked 1st when he retired, something mango hasn't achieved in a decade
do you just have this copypasta on a notepad on your desktop?
Because mango still wins tournaments, armada doesn't even play barely anymore. Only other og still killing it is Hbox, and he's boring to watch. That's why people still like mango
Because people like Mang0 more, its that simple.
Same shit happened with League of Legends (ik ik, assgays posting) where the GOAT title went to Bjergsen, even though Doublelift is more decorated and continued to win even after he switched teams. Bjergsen was more likeable while Doublelift was mostly a prick and was unliked by a lot of other pro players.
The same situation happened with melee. Armada is objectively the GOAT, but people like Mango more.
these GOAT titles are just popularity contests, there's nothing objective about them.
Because Mang0 is the Captain Falcon of Melee players.
>mango went back and changed the title of his genesis video
this is my final cope. how do I become an armadachad.
doubles > singles
What do you hate most about IBDW? For me, it's gotta be how he's dating a chud. What a fag
I will never forget when I went into that fags discord to see what kind of things he posts. There was a channel titled "Lewd-RP" and almost everyone in it was under age. When I brought it up in the general chat I was immediately banned from the server without reason
saw this thing at pound, has a deeper voice than me
it looks even more like a man irl.
There was a stream on Thrusday night and I be dicking wounds chud was being an annoying piece of shit while mang0 and Cody were trying to play. Mang0 blew that chud the fuck out, told him to fuck off and Cody was saying, "take it off stream guys...". It was comedy gold.
I wish I had clipped it. Can't find it now and Cody hasn't uploaded a vod in 13 days, and I doubt he's gonna put that one up.
Bro he was so fucking annoying it was unreal.
Like being a contrarian about every little thing and butting into their convos. Even mango was over it.
>everyone accusing each other of degeneracy
>leffen accuses m2k
>cody accuses his mom
>admits alter he made it all up
mango is the 2nd most bitchmade player in the history of melee. he talks so much shit and cant handle an ounce of it back at him. not the GOAT, never will be
Doubles are really fun
Agreed. Wish the rest of the gays in this thread would stop crying about trannies and talk about the games.
sorry i'm at work, I'll watch it in 30 minutes
Take me back to 16/17 where doubles was super exciting. It's less fun now that there are way fewer static teams and the top players take it less seriously. I can understand not being that interested anymore
The pewfat/alliance rivalry era was the peak of melee
I have more fun playing doubles than 1v1
too bad I don't have any friends to play with and can't go to my locals regardless because I'm not vaxxed
are events still pushing that stuff? even at small locals?
>are events still pushing that stuff? even at small locals?
Just look at the stream, every gay is wearing a mask
My local never required masks or a vax, but it looks like a lot of majors still do
kill me please
>booster in the last 3 months
HAHAHAH holy shit why is the smash community so fucking brainwashed?
That sucks lol. You'd think everyone would've gotten over that shit by now
team dynamic between amsa and mango isn't really working. teaming with yoshi looks hard
Hbox has a better claim to GOATship than Armada does, but Isai will always be the real GOAT
hbox's 2 year period of dominance is just an inferior version of armada's 4 year period of dominance
But Hbox didn't give up when the shit got too tough
Neither did Armada.
hbox has 3 years armada has 2
hbox - 17' 18' 19'
armada - 15' 16' with armada losing EVO hbox in 2016
they won the same number of majors and armada won both genesis and evo
Hbox won 9, Armada 5.
no he fucking didn't. full bloom with the highest ranked player besides hbox being sfat is not a major no matter what the retarded lists say.
Okay so that's one of the 9. Leffen was also there, by the way.
Armada was easily the best in the first half of 2018 before he retired. Don't care if it's not fair to hbox but that'll always be viewed as a mickey mouse first gifted to him by Armada to me with how much better Armada was doing.
hbox had 5 tourney wins to armadas 2 before armada retired in 2018. why are you just making stuff up?
unironically have a nice day
wtf DH Summer over ANDROID and Smash factor 7 over N0NE!? Whoa! Wait is that BAM10!? Thank god he made it through 2018 sora and spud to beat chudat in a 8-2 mu!
We're talking majors buddy.
armada farmed hcuck before he retired
2018 = mickey mouse first gifted to hcuck
>doesn't change opinion
many such cases
Wuoaw! GOML against canadians?
Entusiast hecking gaming expo???!! Why didn't armada fly out for that one??? lmao
Now post the bracket for BAM 10, smash factor, and DH Summer.
Ken is the greatest of all time. Lot of new-fags who don't know.
ken/isai also the greatest team of all time
Ken is forever the King, but he's not the GOAT. His career was too cemented in the early days to be considered for the "all time" title
Pewpewu looks 13 and 30 at the same time
Always has and always will be
Why do people always ignore the clear elephant in the room about Armada's retirement. That being he's a swede who lives in eurpope and it's annoying as fuck travelling month after month on long flights simply to attend big events in the US. Most melee players can just go back home after the weekend is over.
bro he travelled just to commentate doubles
I don't think that argument holds weight
For the first time in how many years
that was due to covid/mang0s goat tirades
because he quit.
the travel is not the reason someone like armada would stop playing the game lmfao
It is when you've been doing it for 8+ years. Dont be stupid.
you're a complete moron and not a competitor.
You know nothing about me. But whatever helps you cope, Anon.
I know you are very retarded.
literally his first time in the US in almost 4 years
Why did melee fags suck off nairo but get angry at Zer0?
because nairo was "blackmailed" and "abused" so he dindu nuthin WRONG
who the fuck is nairo?
Who? I recognize scarflard since he was roommates with M2k but who is nairo?
for me, it's m2k vs armada smash con 2018 grand finals
I Banged Dad's Wife
puff is so fucking broken
>fox grab to rest
Holy shit pewpewu got fat.
Armada is doing his best e-sports delivery.
*hits down b*
Hbox went fucking nuclear
Can we keep Armada and Blur on commentary? Thank you.
Armada yes, Blur no
I need my Toph anon
Hungrybox said he had an announcement to make on stream today, did he say it yet?
She's coming out as a girl
lmao would be hilarious but Juan seems kinda based so he'd never
In reality I think that it's going to be Plub signed onto Liquid
that would be fucking great
plup is joining liquid
I've been hearing that rumor but still nothing's been said
Oh shit, Shroomed was in the bracket? Haven't seen him in a while.
He lost to cactuar in a pretty good set.
based cactus shows up once a year and still tears shit up
>all the old pros are fat and/or balding
i get it, but it still makes me kinda sad.
>hbox is still just hbox
Age comes for us all unfortunately
just like me fr
The mark of the old guard. I can respect it.
Tfw 28 and was a skinny fuck all my life. I thought I was invincible. Then Covid came and I turned fat ridiculously quick.
why are you acting like a virus somehow made you get fat instead of just you not being able to stop fucking eating
It could be that his life became more sedentary as a result of all the lockdowns
that doesn't matter
weight loss/gain is like 90% calories
just stop fucking eating
I'm not blaming the virus directly at all. Lockdowns just caused me to get fat and lazy. My point is, just like these vet players, the pounds can pile on fast for anyone if you're not careful.
>Lockdowns just caused me to get fat and lazy
no, you not being able to stop eating made you fat
I'm not interested in arguing with you at all, Anon.
clearly you're not interested in stopping eating either
did you get fat too? is that why you're so mad and purposely trying to make someone feel bad?
fat people should feel bad
they already do, they're fat
why do your toes curve outward? moron
Not a feet kinda guy, but holy shit man are you okay?
Goblin feet fucking hell
nice left foot dude
I'm a girl
HEY chud. YWNBAW
Then 150 is fat as fuck
it's not my fault I have big boobs
>scale in kilograms
Anon, you cant stand to lose a thousand pounds.
for me it was 25 and drinking beer, but i managed to turn it around and im pretty Ganker now at 27
nOOOOO, REAL LIFE HUMANS DON'T LOOK LIKE MY WAIFU!!!
Please watch less anime and speak to real people.
You're projecting too hard
Where's the GOAT...?
Damn, mang0 lost a lot of weight
Throwing a temper tantrum
C97th Mang0 abandoning his teammate on the podium, pussy bitch
is there a list of doubles results similar to
the obsession with balding proves that this board is full of underages
no one who's old enough to start balding gives a fuck
>no one who's old enough to start balding gives a fuck
Yeah. Imagine balding as a teen. Practically unheard of.
2saint ibdw is one of the most one sided upstates "rivalries" ever
fitting that cody is gonna be fucking a they/them on stage
20k+ viewers from this time yesterday. Hard to believe so many people tune in just for day 3 alone.
I have to work Fridays and Saturdays
It would be 100k+ if Mango were playing
There's no reason to watch anything before top 32. Most sets before that aren't even streamed. Maybe I'm burnt out on the game but I can't handle more than 4-5 sets in a row before it becomes flashing colors on a screen.
most dont really care about the game they just want to see who'll win
Why would you want to watch pools or anything that is below top 30? Its mostly a drag of nobodies taking each other out or getting creamed by the top players
>implying top 64 isn't the best part of big majors
Its hit or miss. If you get the home town heroes that put up a good fight then it can be pretty exciting. If not, then its just an extended pools with mediocre players getting knocked out one by one.
because Friday and Saturday suck. Its just netplay falcos getting bodied by actual good players
The way mango has been behaving this weekend is the most pathetic shit I’ve ever seenThis is worse than every leffen tantrum combined.
Guy sandbags a huge tournament because he was ranked like 0.2 below second place in an incredibly close year, acts like the scene is against him when he was the most dickriders at every level and then finishes 97th, ensuring another weak start to a year that will probably cost him in the ranking later (which he totally doesn’t care about btw).
If he wasn’t a god tier player this guy would be less popular than ibdw.
im calling either plup wins this, zain, or ibdw
all people i dont like, dang.
jmook is winning. hbox is starting in losers, it's finally his time.
hbox got sent to losers in wavedash and we all know how that worked out.
Axebros, is he a chudfucker too?
does that look like a chud to you?
chud or not, I'd fuck it
thats obviously a cute grill, compare the femininity to i bang dick womens "gf"
What the fuck. Her eyes. Did he beat her?
that's just a caked up hoe, get your chuddar checked
>seeing normal women and going schizo about the possibility of being trans
this bitch is mid af but shes still an upgrade over the landwhale he used to date. axe's taste in women is just awful
>implying that trannies look like actual women
nice try, chud
free 10% boost to your hecking channel points
when does this shit start
as soon as IBDW's vyvanse kicks in.
i dont think people really understand how zooted out of his mind IBDW is for the majority of the time. the dude's vyvanse prescription is for 60 mg, which is literally the highest dosage it can be prescribed at.
im a fat fucking piece of shit at 320 pounds, and I have a prescription for 40MG. that shit is strong as fuck for me at such a large weight, I can only imagine how strong IBDW's is since he takes 60mg and is probably half my weight. the dude is heading for some real problems real fast. amphetamines kill neurons, and the more you take the faster it happens. dude's brain is gonna be scrambled in 3-4 years tops. i hope he isn't abusing it.
Sauce on Power?
idk, but the full album is on one of the boorus, I cant remember which
Oh lucky, this had source
every time someone makes this joke I'm going to screenshot it and add it to this image because it literally never stops being funny
Shirogane X Misaki Sai - Power X Makima
every time someone makes this joke I'm going to screenshot it and add it to this image because it literally never stops being funny
Shirogane X Misaki Sai - Power X Makima
I love you... Thanks...
PS Anon. I aint done yet
oh shit new melee trailer just dropped
still gives me chills
>playing the intro
Waff looking different
Scar's gayry knows no bounds.
>asking armada when he comes back
>everybody acts like Kevin Toy just said kill all morons
the fuck was that about?
armada said he was under a mountain of stress when he was competing and it was not good for his health.
>Yeah man, like this reminds me of Battle of the Gods in SoCal back in like 2007, ay shotout to my homie PussyKiller9000 who only played for like a week but was still the man.
>it's like...you know what I'm sayin...
>thats just.. kinda crazy. hehe.
>you feel me...?
Respect for his impact on the community or whatever but why is he allowed on the mic lol
Shirogane X Misaki Sai - Power X Makima
HMW is like an oldfag with dementia
I missed melee top 64, what sets are a must watch? I heard there was kino.
fictions last set
and 2saint kodorin was cool too
jmook vs sfop
moky vs ibdw
sfop jmook was dece
I miss this bro like you wouldn't believe.
Why'd he do it bros?
>le destruction man
behind sleepyk this is the gay im happiest to see get cancelled.
Why? His commentary was terrible. He just yelled catchphrases and had dogshit game knowledge.
sounds like your average american commentator
He did nothing wrong.
>committed the grave sin of... having drunk sex with a drunk chick
>shoah'd from the community forever
fuck smashgays, christ
its just zoomers with pitchforks
anyone who lets themselves get cancelled is a fag.
zero is back.
when you’re a face of the scene, yes you gotta be on top of your shit at all times
sadly he was shot and killed by police for being a pedophile
He was innocent but i'm still glad he's gone. His commentary was horrible.
>it's another "bts adds extended delays between every match so they can get more ad revenue" tournament
Its gonna suck for ultimatefags when their tournament runs into the wee hours of the morning.
at least we don't have to sit here until 2 am for Ultimate lol
>Hbox Leffen losers round 1
>Mango, Axe, amsa nowhere to be seen
I did not pay attention to pools, what the hell happened
mang0 went full doc mario and got eliminated by a mewtwo
amsa got eliminated by 2saint
hbox is in losers from moky and leffen is in losers from zain i think
seeing zoomers disrespect Taj makes me want to shoot up a school
i know taj ive seen him in mewtwo comps on youtube
i just forgot it was taj
im high man dont diss me 🙁
>got sfat kicked out of CLG so he could get sponsored
Is this based or cringe?
No idea if 2saint will be able to do this, did great getting to top 8 though
>they swapped out top 8 in a classy theater to this shit
kek ibdw changed names cause of the dick women joke
Game quality looking good. Melee is so pretty still
anyone excited about Rivals 2?
Kinda, I don't like that they're adding shields/grabs and ledges. I don't have anything against those mechanics, but I thought the absence of them made rivals more unique among smash clones.
Cope all you want, Mang0 is the GOAT.
mang0 won his first major in 2008 and has won 35, including online
hbox won his first major in 2015 and has 36 major wins.
armada > hbox > c97th mango
if 2saint kills the chudfucker in the matchup he always is saying is so free for him I'm becoming a fan
is 2saint black enough to go to the black empowerment invitational?
2saint is the lesser evil
2saint is also kinda handsome, unlike cody
>being a special snowflake makes one holier than thou
you need mental help.
Better than a chudfucker.
how many people are commentating this match? where is my goat armada?
Im european so we dont have that many mentally ill people on the forefront but what does
If you are going by he then whats the point of the they?
>Im european so we dont have that many mentally ill people on the forefront but what does
you clearly aren't visiting enough european locals
It literally means nothing and it makes no sense.
how come 2saint is doing better at fighting ibdw fox than fucking hbox??
are you certain he's not getting 3stocked on puff's strongest pick
HUNGRYBOX HUNGRYBOX HUNGRYBOX LET'S GO HBOX REST THESE moronS
>boring but i'll be content if they win-tier
>I Bang Dick Women-tier
i miss (quality) mafia
Moky moved to based tier for me after his tweet yesterday.
He would have for me if he wasn't literally the most emo player of all time literally talking about killing himself after tournaments.
Shouldn't throw stones with that fragile ass house.
Chillin transcends all tier lists, even if he is not playing he is in God tier
TEAM BEER reporting in
this list is accurate, the first non-bitchmade thing moky said yesterday was shitting on mang0
hbox winning this tournament would be really fucking funny lol. mostly just want i be dicking women to lose. plup, moky, jmook wins would be exciting.
Why is scar there?? He cant even speak. Bring back Armada, gahdam
i thoroughly convinced only a garden gnome could be shameless enough to play all these matchups like yoshi and jiggs as lame and campy as he does
>covid was in 2019/2020
>its 2023 and people are STILL wearing masks
look im not a political person but seeing this shit in 2023 is fucking gay
what do they have to worry about
Of this fart
It's the gay tournament organizer's fault.
its a piece of fucking cloth why does it keep triggering you bros
you speak like a twittoid so im just going to say
go back, moron
why are you a racist transphobic antivaxxer Nazi?
>bivalent vaccine if possible
that's it, this is a fucking death cult
are people still boosting? there's no more incentive right?
>he thinks people were only getting the vax against their will
unvaxxed btw. i won
reminder fox puff is 5050
Puff is like the 8th best character in the game, and the MU is 55-45 Fox-favored at best
Why do people still pretend Puff is good?
Because of Leffen.
why are people incapable of making sensible determinations instead of kneejerk reacting to whatever they saw 2 seconds ago?
I always thought Puff was bad though.
mid and high level gatekeeper. top players can figure out bad habits of a puff player and exploit them
Puff only loses to fox, arguably falcon and marth, and has like 3 7-3 matchups in sheik, peach, and icies.
That's a pretty damn good character.
Peach beats Puff.
how big is leffen at the moment
He had a scary dream last night
Based hungrybox attacking through the shadow realm
HOLY SHIT IT'S TIME
hGOD of course
hbox, is this even a question? have you seen how mad leffen's gotten since coming back?
I am literally incapable of rooting for leffen
Always root for Hbox against Leffen. If you remember the meetings at Armada's house where everyone planned about how to beat Hbox, you'll know this.
I can't decide who's more unlikable honestly.
you for being a marth moron
Maybe the Marth-Sheik MU isn't that bad
I refuse to believe that pic isn't shopped.
MELEE 2 JUST WATCH
hbox about to say fuck trannies and morons
that was the announcement?
Reminder that hbox is part owner of Team Liquid (chillin's sponsor) and Hbox gave $0 to his go fund me.
That's based. He's a millionaire, so is mango. This is what a guy that really loves the scene does.
KING HBOX GIVING BACK TO THE COMMUNITY
WHAT HAS C97 MANG11 DOEN FOR THE COMMUNITY?
HGOD SAVING MELEE ONCE AGAIN
Bro look at the difference between Mang0 and Hungrybox, and what they are doing for the community
HGOD enjoyers always knew we were rooting for the heroic underdog
Leffen is up 3 sets to 1 over hgod in 2022
>see pronouns on screen
streamlink+mpv+easycrop script. removes ads, player cams and chud shit.
HChrist savior of Melee
>they have a timer for handwarmers
>it's counting upwards
>based Hgod gives back to the community after nearly two decades of playing and bears his competitive losses with grit
>mang0 is a manchild who throws temper tantrums after being ranked 3rd by a .1 point difference
>hbox went from the villain to the savior of melee
>mango went from the dominant, unstoppable cocky kid to a beer belly raging boomer
Nothing has changed.
i'm sorry for saying mango is the goat last night, it is hbox now
Is there anything more normie than hating on leffen for speaking his mind?
How are you posting and playing at the same time Leffen?
will they ruin hbox coinbox again?
t. a persona fan
nupersona was a mistake
God damn Waff is so dumb man
heh.. man, that's no cool bro... haha.... I mean.... shoutout to... the internet trolls man....
That comment was beyond even the most absurd Ganker parody.
what did he say
he talks in a dumb way but he's not dumb at all.
Hbox and leffen lifetime is 23-23 in 2023 and he said it was like a riddle... then he did a tongue twister as if it was an example of a riddle.
You forgot the Jordan reference
the commentators are white noise to me
LEFFEN THINKING ABOUT THE RULESET AS WE SPEAK
Already mentally destroyed
hchad is doing it again HAHAHHAHAHHA
ENJOY THE FLIGHT HOME LEFF!
HGod has exposed Leffen in the first game already, it's joever for this fraud
holy shit that rest
You have to admit Hbox's rests are fucking sick when they land.
Air time limit when? The fact Puff is even allowed to jump is completely unfair.
Is Hbox still off a perc?
Unironically we need a laser limit.
>t. fox main
i never laser because i'm bad at the game
>people complain that Puff is too campy
>spamming laser isn't for some reason
he's spamming lasers because he's camping ...
Leffen can't approach? It's on him to approach hbox is up a stock
>have the fastest and strongest character in the game
>puff is the problem
Foxfags are the dumbest retards on earth
It's wild to me how much foxfags complain.
>cries about ledgecamping
>lasercamps for 5 minutes per set
Camping, like harassing/making things up to cancel others, is completely OK when he does it.
hGOD already destroyed leffen mental
>APPROACH ME LIKE AN IDIOT WHILE YOU'RE UP A STOCK OR YOU'RE CHEATING
Is M2K retired or just washed up? I havent followed smash in a while and it looks like he hasnt won a major in almost 5 years
he's been coaching and streaming instead
He's retired and focuses on streaming/ultimate streaming more
He said he was writing a book a few years back but who knows when that'll be out
i remember him talking about the book forever ago, i thought would have been out by now
I think it turned out that he can't write for shit so his editor has to basically write it for him.
He won his only supermajor in basically his whole career and the ndecided to dip
Something about Hbox eyes tells me he still hates Leffen with a passion. Based.
why does vish sound like hes wearing a mask
holy shit that ending
Leffen you BITCH.
HAHAHHAHAH MINISCULE LEFFEN
OFFICIAL LAUGH AT LEFFEN THREAD
LMFAO hes done. 3-0
> up smash out of shield
Holy shit Leffen on fucking suicide watch
Clutchgod's popoffs are getting fucking extreme lmao. This was game 2. Love this man
he would have survived if he DId that right?
No way he expected that though
That pop off.
PUFF NEEDS TO GET FUCKING BANNED WHATA. gay ASS CHARACTER
Lil' Moky beat him. Why can't Leffen?
even if leffen wins this the amount of seethe he would feel is funny, salt tweet for sure
this will haunt him for a bit i think
no wonder armada quit
hey Leff has a bunk controller, go easy on him guys
So what the hell happened with Mango? He really threw a shitfit because of his ranking and then threw at G9 by going secondaries?
yes 97th, he played doubles tho with Amsa and got 4th
he surrendered his goat status
That armada twitlonger shit really got to him lol
Yep, it's exactly as childish as it sounds, completely threw away ranking for the year already
The last time you fags said this Mango almost made it back to #1 lmao, he was probably just drunk or something and then he’ll get mad when people clown on him for it and go on another hot streak
I don't even really care that he went secondaries and didn't care, he does this at least once a year, pretty weird it was genesis, but it's standard.
The problem is how bitch that tweet he made was.
bro he got fucking 97th at Genesis, to climb back he would 2023 to be his best year probably ever
He saw Armada on the commentary desk and realized that he was the real GOAT so he decided to KNEEL to him by getting 97th
Quick, open leffen twitter
god yes this is exactly what i hoped hbox would do after leffen's speech
>you don't want hbox to jump???
Fucking Phil I love him
jesus christ what a bitch
>when it cuts to hbox listening on his phone
he is true about twitch ethots though
based leff, rare W
think he's talking about from ludwigs tournament (the one before scuffed WT) where he said there should be a ledge grab limit or something
>Hbox literally plays like this because it triggers the fuck out of Leffen
Pretty based honestly
the jesus christ of melee
OPEN LEFFEN TWITTER
>that GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE fsmash to try and boot fox into the fucking stratosphere
hbox wanted to style so bad LOL
leffKINGs it's fucking over
WAAAAAAAAHHHH WHERE'S THE AIR TIME LIMIT
name? Can't believe Chillin hit that
>recent sub: eevisu
>"Don't give me money I have a job, ty"
>Donations and subs and giveaways plastered all over the screen
>recent subscriber EE
is EE /ourguy/?
man when did twitter stop being funny and started being what it is
it was truly over when tumblr died
>dont give me money
>tits out whoring it up while the entire screen is about who gave money
LETS GO CLUTCHGOD, FRAUD DUMPSTERED
i can't believe there are people who think that hbox didn't camp that entire set
Oh, I do believe he camped. And I admire him for that. Fuck Leffen, lol!
He did camp, but leffen also did nothing to try and fight it.
>I'll just le laser from center stage even though i'm down a full stock
Camping is legit, Leffen saying it should be cheating is the problem.
>he did camp.
stopped reading there
BAN NOT APPROACHING LEFFEN!
>"w-what the fuck? w-w-w-why isn't my opponent approaching against the best whiff-punisher in the game while he has the lead?? b-b-BANNN BAN!!!! A-AIR TIME LIMIIIIT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
leffen bitches about camping and refuses to get better. IBDW, for all his gayry, accepted it as a legit tactic and learned how to play against it. thats why hbox has become free as fucking for I Be Dicking Wounds
Whoever wins, hbox 3-0 leffen was the good ending.
>married the first gay desperate enoguh to go for her (chillin) to be around smash clout and top players
>when she was tired of it divorced him
fucking kek roasties man
is that hbox's new gf
what a fucking downgrade holy shit
if leffen went mewtwo you think he wouldve faired better?
his mewtwo is for clowning on random europeans on netplay. not hbox.
Shadowball camping doesn't have quite the same power so no.
WHERE'S THE TWEET?
Puff is broken and should be banned, I would've won easily but there was a breeze.
hbox better enjoy this high before zain bodies him
>p-pls clap for leffen
my dick status: HUGE
Fuck they should've given him the mic after the loss. Another rant PLEASE its too funny
>he wasn't trying and he had a nightmare stfu
why?? fuck off
Did I really tune in just in time to miss HGOD shitting on Leffen? Fuck me.
>Ruleset shit aside
there it is. fucking beta cuck HAHAHAHA
THE TWEET IS IN BOYS
THE TWEET IS IN
>I played off
It doesn't count because he played bad
YOU GOTTA WIN
how much time before GF you reckon?
i'm betting 3 hours because of commercials
Falcon winning a super major before Sheik proves that Falcon is an easier character then Sheik.
You're not wrong, but that doesn't mean Falcon is better than Sheik
how did my box hbox do?
put leffen in a fucking coffin
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