Genesis 9: Finals Day

Melee soon

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let's go jmook

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jmook vs Zain gonna be the game of the tourney, until it's Jmook vs Zain again in the finals.

      Jmookbros I can feel it, the major win is upon us

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Today's schedule (PST)

    https://www.twitch.tv/btssmash

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda wish Armada was commentating top 8. He was fun to listen to singles yesterday until Hbox and Toph showed up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        him and Scar sounded so legit together, would love to see them do top 8 together

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where is smash 64

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >3 foxes in top 8
    >only 4 unique characters
    such balance

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the top 2 in the world is a fucking yoshi.
      mango bustered out, else there would be a falco

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and 2 puffs
      the best character in the game and the 2nd best character are the most represented, who would have guessed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't think Marth is the second best
        You don't actually play the game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >MUH MANGO ZAIN TIER
          lmaoing @ your life

          t. Leffen

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm diamond 1 what rank are you?
          Marth loses to sheik, pikachu, yoshi, and goes even with falco/fox
          Puff loses to fox.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't have ranked because I'm not a paypig

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >paypig
              Yeah he definitely doesn't deserve any money.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >deserve any money
                >deserve
                You need to get out of the mindset that e-celebs deserve your money, you don't owe them anything

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >e-celeb
                what the fuck are you talking about? he deserves to get paid for creating rollback melee.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >This person that I've never met before deserves my money
                Enjoy lining the pockets of your favorite internet celebrities, I will instead wait for ranked to be free and never give Fizzi a dime

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                extremely retarded post

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are either powerranked in your region or you shut the fuck up, simple as.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              being pr'd in my region is literally easier than being diamond

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >masks
    >pronouns
    It's like I'm watching GDQ again

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cries about being ranked #3 instead of #1 on twitter, proceeds to throw both of his sets and goes home at 97th
    Quite possibly the Greatest Of All Time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so did he abandon amsa?

      >he doesn't think Marth is the second best
      You don't actually play the game

      of course they dont

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >so did he abandon amsa?
        Their match isn't up yet, so I guess we'll see if he pusses out. My money is on yes

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thoughts?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doubles on sunday
    clown shit

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people really will bitch about anything huh

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hgod gassing the garden gnome once again

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      poor d00d still puttin effort into stylin his hair. can't comb that shit over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude wore a hat when he had long locks. But does the opposite while it's falling out.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kind of a chad move if you ask me, he just embraces it
        doesnt give a fuck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had similar hair, wearing a hat is just so much easier keeping that shit tame

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          my hair goes below my shoulders
          it's really not hard to just part it to both sides

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gotta shave it now and become m2ks twin

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "they" mogging the chud fucker hard would be jokes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          2Saint will mog iBDW

          shit wrong reply, might to rely to 625180417

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Y white boiz b baldin so much?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought mang0 retired or something

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one would have forgiven him if he abandoned aMSa

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many more losses until Mang0 kills himself?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you post anything that isn't completely fucking stupid?
      do you think he actually lost to literal whos?
      he raged out.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Remember to take your estrogen today Mango-sister!! Don't forgot to renew your Mang0nation twitch subscription while you're at it!!

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >UNBELIEEEEVABLE!!
    >Voice squeaks and cracks*
    can we get a new commentator

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mango knows he has to try now so he doesn't let down Amsa

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss NASB

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm eating some skittles while watching.
    Anyone want some?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure thing, thanks anon! I'll bring some Oreos next time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i eating a york peppermint patty while i watch

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >technically possible, very possible
    >eats a strong bair to the face and dies instantly
    lol...

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MAGI IS A WOMAN, YOU TRANSPHOBES

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mah guy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I FUCKING HATE TRANNIES SO MUCH MURDER ALL TRANNIES

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everybody post your favorite Smash Sisters!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bruh he literally has a 5 o clock shadow. at least magi is pretty much hairless

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope! They're a girly male and that's okay 🙂

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NOPE!!! She's a woman, a girl if you would even. I get that trans people literally live rent free in your head but I just want to let you know that you're on the wrong side of history (:
        Magi will be remembered as the strongest woman to ever compete in Melee

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i wonder if this is why women won't compete in smash at a high level, because they give "best woman in smash" to a trans person lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No it's because autistic women have different interests than autistic men

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        PS. She uses she/her pronouns, please try to abstain from using they/them when talking about her. And please, under no circumstance, use he/him when talking about her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ew

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      definitely not just a fetish

      Nope! They're a girly male and that's okay 🙂

      magi is like 6'2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think my favorite thing about Magi is that his entire personality literally revolves around being a gay. I cannot name a single unique trait he has other than being a chud.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's also a shitty gimmick falco who plays like an anther's ladder falco who found a time machine and is only good against spacies. Will fade away after a couple of more years, forever hovering around the 20-30 ranking level.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is he so greasy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's water. I'm kind of ashamed that I know this, but I think that screenshot is from a stream where he put a pool in his room and was sloshing water all over himself while doing impressions of top players

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moar

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm literally just talking about my favorite player, if you hate trans women you can just say it, chud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if you hate trans women you can just say it
      TRANS WOMEN ARE MEN. YWNBAW

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ip count is still low.
    very shit thread so far.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's double right now

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people often ask if there are any real women that play melee
    let me clear that up for everyone and name a few
    >magi
    a top 30 falco player, she has sick lasers
    >salt
    top 40 capt falcon main from texas. She has an insane punish game

    hope that clarifies it for everyone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      male brain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw all the smash sisters are really brothers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We need more trans representation in Melee

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait to see you gays faces reactions when hGOD heroically makes his way out of losers (he lost on purpose) into grands ands wins it all

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You aren't giving twitch money, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always use streamlink.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, i autistically fuck with the settings and switch it to audio only and open and close it a bunch until it stops trying to give me ads (on phone)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        does that actually work?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes, you have to be quick enough to change the settings to audio only and probably close the stream and then reopen it again in the app and it shouldn't try to give you ads

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain why people think Mango is the goat when armada has a winning record against him and every other notable player? Is it a longevity thing? Stopped watching melee when Armada retired because I knew no one else would be able to stop Hbox and I was right.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Mang0 is popular, that's literally all there is to it. Melee at a top level is just a popularity contest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Longevity shows year-long streaks of Mang0 bustering out to ice climbers. I really don't know what people see in him besides the occasional storyline.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Armada always had an amazing skill floor, even on his bad days he played incredibly but I think what people see is Mango having the highest skill ceiling, watching him dismantle the best players around him when he's hot looks like nothing anybody has ever done

      That plus a shitton of bias

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Armada always had an amazing skill floor, even on his bad days he played incredibly but I think what people see is Mango having the highest skill ceiling, watching him dismantle the best players around him when he's hot looks like nothing anybody has ever done
        This just isn't true either. Armada has fucked mango and every other top player up way harder than mango ever has.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because mango is likeable and armada is basically smash jeffrey dahmer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mango is likeable
        People always say this but I don't see it. What's likable about being a middle aged drunk that sits in his room and plays a kids game all day? I'm convinced that if Mang0 played any other character than the spacies, he would be one of the most hated top players

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >What's likable about being a middle aged drunk that sits in his room and plays a kids game all day
          Wew, ask the millions of viewers on Twitch.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How would they know? Everyone in the "Mang0nation" is either still in middle school, or an avid estrogen taker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that as soon as Mango finally retires, everyone will finally look at the stats objectively and admit that Armada is unquestionably the GOAT. People are only obsessed with acting like Mango is the GOAT because he's still active, and were already claiming it in 2019 after Armada had only been retired for a year. Melee players some reason feel pressured to have the game be ever evolving in both skill, legacy, and storylines even though having the GOAT of a respective competition be a past legacy is normal. Babe Ruth was indisputably the GOAT of baseball for decades after his death and no one tried to argue otherwise when looking at the raw stats even though the game got harder, with only Ohtani being comparable now. There's no reason to feel insecure over the fact that Melee's indisputable best competitor it's had thus far doesn't play the game anymore.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So what you're saying is that Ken is the real GOAT?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The tourneys Ken entered would be considered locals and at best some regionals. Melee entries peaked in 2016, and declined and stagnated since while Armada was still playing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          of his era, absolutely
          armada's dominance and consistency at the level of skill he played at is much more impressive though
          nobody argues ken could come back and destroy people even today, but armada probably could

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >armada's dominance and consistency at the level of skill he played at is much more impressive though
            But he quit when the shit got too tough

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no.
              no he didnt.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                holy reddit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                im tired of posting his most recent tournament history and shutting you morons up

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Typical response when you run out of actual reasons. GOATmada lives on

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He was obsessed with 'preserving his legacy' of only losing to other gods, so when he lost to Plup and Swedish delight, and saw people like Zain and Wizzy improving very quickly, he dipped.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes. but he was still dominant.
                that's a big difference.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                mango cultist headcanon

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he quit while he was on top and when he felt like he didn't get anything out of competing anymore
              meanwhile mango drinks himself into retardation and copes about somehow being the best when he gets fucking 97th with a shitty secondary

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >But he quit when people started using cheater controllers that play the game for you
              FTFY

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He used the same type of controllers. He even dropped out of a tournament before when his custom controller broke at the venue.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              newfag who thinks mango's word is actual history

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He was ranked 1st when he retired, something mango hasn't achieved in a decade

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you just have this copypasta on a notepad on your desktop?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because mango still wins tournaments, armada doesn't even play barely anymore. Only other og still killing it is Hbox, and he's boring to watch. That's why people still like mango

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because people like Mang0 more, its that simple.
      Same shit happened with League of Legends (ik ik, assgays posting) where the GOAT title went to Bjergsen, even though Doublelift is more decorated and continued to win even after he switched teams. Bjergsen was more likeable while Doublelift was mostly a prick and was unliked by a lot of other pro players.
      The same situation happened with melee. Armada is objectively the GOAT, but people like Mango more.
      these GOAT titles are just popularity contests, there's nothing objective about them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Mang0 is the Captain Falcon of Melee players.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mango went back and changed the title of his genesis video
    this is my final cope. how do I become an armadachad.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    doubles > singles

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you hate most about IBDW? For me, it's gotta be how he's dating a chud. What a fag

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will never forget when I went into that fags discord to see what kind of things he posts. There was a channel titled "Lewd-RP" and almost everyone in it was under age. When I brought it up in the general chat I was immediately banned from the server without reason

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      saw this thing at pound, has a deeper voice than me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it looks even more like a man irl.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was a stream on Thrusday night and I be dicking wounds chud was being an annoying piece of shit while mang0 and Cody were trying to play. Mang0 blew that chud the fuck out, told him to fuck off and Cody was saying, "take it off stream guys...". It was comedy gold.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Clip?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wish I had clipped it. Can't find it now and Cody hasn't uploaded a vod in 13 days, and I doubt he's gonna put that one up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro he was so fucking annoying it was unreal.
        Like being a contrarian about every little thing and butting into their convos. Even mango was over it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone accusing each other of degeneracy
      >leffen accuses m2k
      >cody accuses his mom
      >admits alter he made it all up
      ????

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mango is the 2nd most bitchmade player in the history of melee. he talks so much shit and cant handle an ounce of it back at him. not the GOAT, never will be

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doubles are really fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. Wish the rest of the gays in this thread would stop crying about trannies and talk about the games.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sorry i'm at work, I'll watch it in 30 minutes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Take me back to 16/17 where doubles was super exciting. It's less fun now that there are way fewer static teams and the top players take it less seriously. I can understand not being that interested anymore

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The pewfat/alliance rivalry era was the peak of melee

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. Wish the rest of the gays in this thread would stop crying about trannies and talk about the games.

      I have more fun playing doubles than 1v1
      too bad I don't have any friends to play with and can't go to my locals regardless because I'm not vaxxed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are events still pushing that stuff? even at small locals?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >are events still pushing that stuff? even at small locals?
          Just look at the stream, every gay is wearing a mask

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My local never required masks or a vax, but it looks like a lot of majors still do

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >are events still pushing that stuff? even at small locals?
          Just look at the stream, every gay is wearing a mask

          My local never required masks or a vax, but it looks like a lot of majors still do

          https://www.start.gg/tournament/carrboro-clash-10/details
          kill me please

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >booster in the last 3 months
            HAHAHAH holy shit why is the smash community so fucking brainwashed?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That sucks lol. You'd think everyone would've gotten over that shit by now

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    team dynamic between amsa and mango isn't really working. teaming with yoshi looks hard

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hbox has a better claim to GOATship than Armada does, but Isai will always be the real GOAT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hbox's 2 year period of dominance is just an inferior version of armada's 4 year period of dominance

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But Hbox didn't give up when the shit got too tough

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Neither did Armada.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hbox has 3 years armada has 2
        hbox - 17' 18' 19'
        armada - 15' 16' with armada losing EVO hbox in 2016

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hbox 2017
          they won the same number of majors and armada won both genesis and evo

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ???
            Hbox won 9, Armada 5.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no he fucking didn't. full bloom with the highest ranked player besides hbox being sfat is not a major no matter what the retarded lists say.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay so that's one of the 9. Leffen was also there, by the way.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Armada was easily the best in the first half of 2018 before he retired. Don't care if it's not fair to hbox but that'll always be viewed as a mickey mouse first gifted to him by Armada to me with how much better Armada was doing.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hbox had 5 tourney wins to armadas 2 before armada retired in 2018. why are you just making stuff up?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              unironically have a nice day

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wtf DH Summer over ANDROID and Smash factor 7 over N0NE!? Whoa! Wait is that BAM10!? Thank god he made it through 2018 sora and spud to beat chudat in a 8-2 mu!
                We're talking majors buddy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                armada farmed hcuck before he retired
                2018 = mickey mouse first gifted to hcuck

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >proven wrong
                >doesn't change opinion
                many such cases

                Wuoaw! GOML against canadians?
                Entusiast hecking gaming expo???!! Why didn't armada fly out for that one??? lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                5-1

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                8-2

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wuoaw! GOML against canadians?
                Entusiast hecking gaming expo???!! Why didn't armada fly out for that one??? lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Now post the bracket for BAM 10, smash factor, and DH Summer.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ken is the greatest of all time. Lot of new-fags who don't know.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ken/isai also the greatest team of all time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ken is forever the King, but he's not the GOAT. His career was too cemented in the early days to be considered for the "all time" title

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    video games

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pewpewu looks 13 and 30 at the same time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always has and always will be

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GO PLUPBOX

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people always ignore the clear elephant in the room about Armada's retirement. That being he's a swede who lives in eurpope and it's annoying as fuck travelling month after month on long flights simply to attend big events in the US. Most melee players can just go back home after the weekend is over.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro he travelled just to commentate doubles
      I don't think that argument holds weight

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For the first time in how many years

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that was due to covid/mang0s goat tirades

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because he quit.
          the travel is not the reason someone like armada would stop playing the game lmfao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is when you've been doing it for 8+ years. Dont be stupid.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you're a complete moron and not a competitor.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You know nothing about me. But whatever helps you cope, Anon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know you are very retarded.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        literally his first time in the US in almost 4 years

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did melee fags suck off nairo but get angry at Zer0?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because nairo was "blackmailed" and "abused" so he dindu nuthin WRONG

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who the fuck is nairo?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nairo
      Who? I recognize scarflard since he was roommates with M2k but who is nairo?

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's m2k vs armada smash con 2018 grand finals

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CLUTCHBOX

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I Banged Dad's Wife

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Juan.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    puff is so fucking broken

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RESTGOD

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fox grab to rest
    NUT

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fucking brutal

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PLUPBOX

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit pewpewu got fat.

    Armada is doing his best e-sports delivery.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *hits down b*
    *wins*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >T.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hbox went fucking nuclear

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can we keep Armada and Blur on commentary? Thank you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Armada yes, Blur no

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I need my Toph anon

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hungrybox said he had an announcement to make on stream today, did he say it yet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's coming out as a girl

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao would be hilarious but Juan seems kinda based so he'd never

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In reality I think that it's going to be Plub signed onto Liquid

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that would be fucking great

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      plup is joining liquid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've been hearing that rumor but still nothing's been said

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit, Shroomed was in the bracket? Haven't seen him in a while.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He lost to cactuar in a pretty good set.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based cactus shows up once a year and still tears shit up

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all the old pros are fat and/or balding
    i get it, but it still makes me kinda sad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hbox is still just hbox

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Age comes for us all unfortunately

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just like me fr

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The mark of the old guard. I can respect it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tfw 28 and was a skinny fuck all my life. I thought I was invincible. Then Covid came and I turned fat ridiculously quick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why are you acting like a virus somehow made you get fat instead of just you not being able to stop fucking eating

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It could be that his life became more sedentary as a result of all the lockdowns

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that doesn't matter
            weight loss/gain is like 90% calories
            just stop fucking eating

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              not stopping

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that doesn't matter
          weight loss/gain is like 90% calories
          just stop fucking eating

          I'm not blaming the virus directly at all. Lockdowns just caused me to get fat and lazy. My point is, just like these vet players, the pounds can pile on fast for anyone if you're not careful.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Lockdowns just caused me to get fat and lazy
            no, you not being able to stop eating made you fat
            stop deflecting

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not interested in arguing with you at all, Anon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                clearly you're not interested in stopping eating either

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Love food

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              did you get fat too? is that why you're so mad and purposely trying to make someone feel bad?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fat people should feel bad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they already do, they're fat

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why do your toes curve outward? moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not a feet kinda guy, but holy shit man are you okay?

                Goblin feet fucking hell

                nice left foot dude

                I'm a girl

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                HEY chud. YWNBAW

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's cheating

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then 150 is fat as fuck

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's not my fault I have big boobs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                post bobs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >1500lbs
                Jesus Christ!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not a feet kinda guy, but holy shit man are you okay?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Goblin feet fucking hell

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nice left foot dude

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >scale in kilograms

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, you cant stand to lose a thousand pounds.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for me it was 25 and drinking beer, but i managed to turn it around and im pretty Ganker now at 27

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nOOOOO, REAL LIFE HUMANS DON'T LOOK LIKE MY WAIFU!!!
      Please watch less anime and speak to real people.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're projecting too hard

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uhhhhhhhhhhh, Mang0sisters.....
    Where's the GOAT...?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, mang0 lost a lot of weight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Throwing a temper tantrum

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    C97th Mang0 abandoning his teammate on the podium, pussy bitch

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there a list of doubles results similar to
    https://liquipedia.net/smash/Major_Tournaments/Melee

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the obsession with balding proves that this board is full of underages
    no one who's old enough to start balding gives a fuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no one who's old enough to start balding gives a fuck
      Yeah. Imagine balding as a teen. Practically unheard of.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2Saint will mog iBDW

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2saint ibdw is one of the most one sided upstates "rivalries" ever
    fitting that cody is gonna be fucking a they/them on stage

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    20k+ viewers from this time yesterday. Hard to believe so many people tune in just for day 3 alone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have to work Fridays and Saturdays

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be 100k+ if Mango were playing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no reason to watch anything before top 32. Most sets before that aren't even streamed. Maybe I'm burnt out on the game but I can't handle more than 4-5 sets in a row before it becomes flashing colors on a screen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most dont really care about the game they just want to see who'll win

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you want to watch pools or anything that is below top 30? Its mostly a drag of nobodies taking each other out or getting creamed by the top players

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implying top 64 isn't the best part of big majors

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its hit or miss. If you get the home town heroes that put up a good fight then it can be pretty exciting. If not, then its just an extended pools with mediocre players getting knocked out one by one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because Friday and Saturday suck. Its just netplay falcos getting bodied by actual good players

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The way mango has been behaving this weekend is the most pathetic shit I’ve ever seenThis is worse than every leffen tantrum combined.
    Guy sandbags a huge tournament because he was ranked like 0.2 below second place in an incredibly close year, acts like the scene is against him when he was the most dickriders at every level and then finishes 97th, ensuring another weak start to a year that will probably cost him in the ranking later (which he totally doesn’t care about btw).

    If he wasn’t a god tier player this guy would be less popular than ibdw.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im calling either plup wins this, zain, or ibdw
    all people i dont like, dang.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jmook is winning. hbox is starting in losers, it's finally his time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hbox got sent to losers in wavedash and we all know how that worked out.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Axebros, is he a chudfucker too?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      does that look like a chud to you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        chud or not, I'd fuck it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thats obviously a cute grill, compare the femininity to i bang dick womens "gf"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck. Her eyes. Did he beat her?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's just a caked up hoe, get your chuddar checked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >seeing normal women and going schizo about the possibility of being trans
      rent free

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this bitch is mid af but shes still an upgrade over the landwhale he used to date. axe's taste in women is just awful

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying that trannies look like actual women
      nice try, chud

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ibdw 2saint
    free 10% boost to your hecking channel points

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when does this shit start

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as soon as IBDW's vyvanse kicks in.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i dont think people really understand how zooted out of his mind IBDW is for the majority of the time. the dude's vyvanse prescription is for 60 mg, which is literally the highest dosage it can be prescribed at.

        im a fat fucking piece of shit at 320 pounds, and I have a prescription for 40MG. that shit is strong as fuck for me at such a large weight, I can only imagine how strong IBDW's is since he takes 60mg and is probably half my weight. the dude is heading for some real problems real fast. amphetamines kill neurons, and the more you take the faster it happens. dude's brain is gonna be scrambled in 3-4 years tops. i hope he isn't abusing it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sauce on Power?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            undoubtedly so

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            idk, but the full album is on one of the boorus, I cant remember which

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh lucky, this had source

              every time someone makes this joke I'm going to screenshot it and add it to this image because it literally never stops being funny

              [...]
              Shirogane X Misaki Sai - Power X Makima

              I love you... Thanks...

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PS Anon. I aint done yet

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh shit new melee trailer just dropped

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    still gives me chills

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MELEE 2
    HOLY SHIT

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing the intro
    Kino

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Waff looking different

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scar's gayry knows no bounds.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >asking armada when he comes back
    >everybody acts like Kevin Toy just said kill all morons
    the fuck was that about?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      armada said he was under a mountain of stress when he was competing and it was not good for his health.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yeah man, like this reminds me of Battle of the Gods in SoCal back in like 2007, ay shotout to my homie PussyKiller9000 who only played for like a week but was still the man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Yeah, man....
      >it's like...you know what I'm sayin...
      >thats just.. kinda crazy. hehe.
      >you feel me...?
      Respect for his impact on the community or whatever but why is he allowed on the mic lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every time someone makes this joke I'm going to screenshot it and add it to this image because it literally never stops being funny

      Sauce on Power?

      Shirogane X Misaki Sai - Power X Makima

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HMW is like an oldfag with dementia

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I missed melee top 64, what sets are a must watch? I heard there was kino.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fictions last set
      and 2saint kodorin was cool too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jmook vs sfop
      moky vs ibdw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sfop jmook was dece

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss this bro like you wouldn't believe.
    Why'd he do it bros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >le destruction man
      behind sleepyk this is the gay im happiest to see get cancelled.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why? His commentary was terrible. He just yelled catchphrases and had dogshit game knowledge.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like your average american commentator

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He did nothing wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >committed the grave sin of... having drunk sex with a drunk chick
      >shoah'd from the community forever
      fuck smashgays, christ

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its just zoomers with pitchforks
        anyone who lets themselves get cancelled is a fag.
        zero is back.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when you’re a face of the scene, yes you gotta be on top of your shit at all times

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sadly he was shot and killed by police for being a pedophile

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was innocent but i'm still glad he's gone. His commentary was horrible.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another "bts adds extended delays between every match so they can get more ad revenue" tournament

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its gonna suck for ultimatefags when their tournament runs into the wee hours of the morning.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at least we don't have to sit here until 2 am for Ultimate lol

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hbox Leffen losers round 1
    >Mango, Axe, amsa nowhere to be seen
    I did not pay attention to pools, what the hell happened

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mang0 went full doc mario and got eliminated by a mewtwo
      amsa got eliminated by 2saint
      hbox is in losers from moky and leffen is in losers from zain i think

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a Mewtwo
        seeing zoomers disrespect Taj makes me want to shoot up a school

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          look man
          i know taj ive seen him in mewtwo comps on youtube
          i just forgot it was taj
          im high man dont diss me 🙁

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >got sfat kicked out of CLG so he could get sponsored
    Is this based or cringe?

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No idea if 2saint will be able to do this, did great getting to top 8 though

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they swapped out top 8 in a classy theater to this shit

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek ibdw changed names cause of the dick women joke

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game quality looking good. Melee is so pretty still

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone excited about Rivals 2?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda, I don't like that they're adding shields/grabs and ledges. I don't have anything against those mechanics, but I thought the absence of them made rivals more unique among smash clones.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cope all you want, Mang0 is the GOAT.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mang0 won his first major in 2008 and has won 35, including online
      hbox won his first major in 2015 and has 36 major wins.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      armada > hbox > c97th mango

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if 2saint kills the chudfucker in the matchup he always is saying is so free for him I'm becoming a fan

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is 2saint black enough to go to the black empowerment invitational?

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he/they
    2saint is the lesser evil

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2saint is also kinda handsome, unlike cody

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >being a special snowflake makes one holier than thou
      you need mental help.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Better than a chudfucker.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many people are commentating this match? where is my goat armada?

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im european so we dont have that many mentally ill people on the forefront but what does
    >he/they
    mean?
    If you are going by he then whats the point of the they?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Im european so we dont have that many mentally ill people on the forefront but what does
      you clearly aren't visiting enough european locals

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It literally means nothing and it makes no sense.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how come 2saint is doing better at fighting ibdw fox than fucking hbox??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you certain he's not getting 3stocked on puff's strongest pick

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >/ourguy/-tier
    HFAM
    HUNGRYBOX HUNGRYBOX HUNGRYBOX LET'S GO HBOX REST THESE moronS
    >Based tier
    Plup
    2Saint
    Jchad
    >boring but i'll be content if they win-tier
    Zain
    >cringe tier
    Leffen
    Moky

    >I Bang Dick Women-tier
    C*dy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i miss (quality) mafia

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Moky moved to based tier for me after his tweet yesterday.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He would have for me if he wasn't literally the most emo player of all time literally talking about killing himself after tournaments.
        Shouldn't throw stones with that fragile ass house.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chillin transcends all tier lists, even if he is not playing he is in God tier

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        TEAM BEER reporting in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cringe-tier moky
      this list is accurate, the first non-bitchmade thing moky said yesterday was shitting on mang0

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hbox winning this tournament would be really fucking funny lol. mostly just want i be dicking women to lose. plup, moky, jmook wins would be exciting.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is scar there?? He cant even speak. Bring back Armada, gahdam

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he/they

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i thoroughly convinced only a garden gnome could be shameless enough to play all these matchups like yoshi and jiggs as lame and campy as he does

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >covid was in 2019/2020
    >its 2023 and people are STILL wearing masks
    look im not a political person but seeing this shit in 2023 is fucking gay
    what do they have to worry about

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of this fart
      BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        GAME!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the gay tournament organizer's fault.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its a piece of fucking cloth why does it keep triggering you bros

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you speak like a twittoid so im just going to say
        go back, moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are you a racist transphobic antivaxxer Nazi?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >phoneposter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bivalent vaccine if possible
        that's it, this is a fucking death cult

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are people still boosting? there's no more incentive right?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks people were only getting the vax against their will
          unvaxxed btw. i won

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder fox puff is 5050

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Puff is like the 8th best character in the game, and the MU is 55-45 Fox-favored at best

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks, 2chains

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people still pretend Puff is good?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because of Leffen.
      I'm serious.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are people incapable of making sensible determinations instead of kneejerk reacting to whatever they saw 2 seconds ago?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I always thought Puff was bad though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mid and high level gatekeeper. top players can figure out bad habits of a puff player and exploit them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Puff only loses to fox, arguably falcon and marth, and has like 3 7-3 matchups in sheik, peach, and icies.
      That's a pretty damn good character.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Peach beats Puff.

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how big is leffen at the moment

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He had a scary dream last night
      https://twitter.com/TSM_Leffen/status/1617207651045376002

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based hungrybox attacking through the shadow realm

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Leffen/Hbox
    HOLY SHIT IT'S TIME
    WHO ARE
    >WE
    ROOTING FOR?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HBOX

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hbox

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      biggest leff

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hGOD of course

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hbox, is this even a question? have you seen how mad leffen's gotten since coming back?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am literally incapable of rooting for leffen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always root for Hbox against Leffen. If you remember the meetings at Armada's house where everyone planned about how to beat Hbox, you'll know this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't decide who's more unlikable honestly.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you for being a marth moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe the Marth-Sheik MU isn't that bad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Asidyx clip?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I refuse to believe that pic isn't shopped.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BIG LEFF

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MELEE 2 JUST WATCH

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hbox about to say fuck trannies and morons

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that was the announcement?

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that hbox is part owner of Team Liquid (chillin's sponsor) and Hbox gave $0 to his go fund me.

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's based. He's a millionaire, so is mango. This is what a guy that really loves the scene does.

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KING HBOX GIVING BACK TO THE COMMUNITY

    WHAT HAS C97 MANG11 DOEN FOR THE COMMUNITY?

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HGOD SAVING MELEE ONCE AGAIN
    I KNEEL

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro look at the difference between Mang0 and Hungrybox, and what they are doing for the community

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HGOD enjoyers always knew we were rooting for the heroic underdog

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leffen is up 3 sets to 1 over hgod in 2022

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tune in
    >see pronouns on screen
    >close stream

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      streamlink+mpv+easycrop script. removes ads, player cams and chud shit.

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HChrist savior of Melee

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they have a timer for handwarmers
    based
    >it's counting upwards
    why

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >based Hgod gives back to the community after nearly two decades of playing and bears his competitive losses with grit
    >mang0 is a manchild who throws temper tantrums after being ranked 3rd by a .1 point difference

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hbox went from the villain to the savior of melee
      >mango went from the dominant, unstoppable cocky kid to a beer belly raging boomer
      LOL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing has changed.

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm sorry for saying mango is the goat last night, it is hbox now

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything more normie than hating on leffen for speaking his mind?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How are you posting and playing at the same time Leffen?

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will they ruin hbox coinbox again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ungodly cringe
      t. a persona fan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nupersona was a mistake

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God damn Waff is so dumb man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heh.. man, that's no cool bro... haha.... I mean.... shoutout to... the internet trolls man....

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That comment was beyond even the most absurd Ganker parody.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what did he say

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he talks in a dumb way but he's not dumb at all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hbox and leffen lifetime is 23-23 in 2023 and he said it was like a riddle... then he did a tongue twister as if it was an example of a riddle.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You forgot the Jordan reference

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the commentators are white noise to me

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LEFFEN THINKING ABOUT THE RULESET AS WE SPEAK

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FIX
    THE
    RULES

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    size check?

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Already mentally destroyed

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hchad is doing it again HAHAHHAHAHHA

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MICROSCOPIC LEFF

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ENJOY THE FLIGHT HOME LEFF!

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HGod has exposed Leffen in the first game already, it's joever for this fraud

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit that rest

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have to admit Hbox's rests are fucking sick when they land.

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Air time limit when? The fact Puff is even allowed to jump is completely unfair.

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Hbox still off a perc?

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LEFFEN SHRINKING

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically we need a laser limit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cringe opinion

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. fox main

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i never laser because i'm bad at the game

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people complain that Puff is too campy
    >spamming laser isn't for some reason

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's spamming lasers because he's camping ...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Leffen can't approach? It's on him to approach hbox is up a stock

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          correct

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >have the fastest and strongest character in the game
      >puff is the problem
      Foxfags are the dumbest retards on earth

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's wild to me how much foxfags complain.

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cries about ledgecamping
    >lasercamps for 5 minutes per set

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Camping, like harassing/making things up to cancel others, is completely OK when he does it.

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hGOD already destroyed leffen mental

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >APPROACH ME LIKE AN IDIOT WHILE YOU'RE UP A STOCK OR YOU'RE CHEATING

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is M2K retired or just washed up? I havent followed smash in a while and it looks like he hasnt won a major in almost 5 years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Retired.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      retired

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      both

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's been coaching and streaming instead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's retired and focuses on streaming/ultimate streaming more

      He said he was writing a book a few years back but who knows when that'll be out

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i remember him talking about the book forever ago, i thought would have been out by now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think it turned out that he can't write for shit so his editor has to basically write it for him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He won his only supermajor in basically his whole career and the ndecided to dip

  139. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something about Hbox eyes tells me he still hates Leffen with a passion. Based.

  140. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does vish sound like hes wearing a mask

  141. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HGOD

  142. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit that ending

  143. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    clutchgoat

  144. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leffen you BITCH.

  145. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHHAHAH MINISCULE LEFFEN

  146. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHAHA
    OFFICIAL LAUGH AT LEFFEN THREAD

  147. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LMFAO hes done. 3-0

  148. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BRO

  149. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    APOLOGIZE

  150. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > up smash out of shield
    Holy shit Leffen on fucking suicide watch

  151. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MICROSCOPIC LEFF

  152. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clutchgod's popoffs are getting fucking extreme lmao. This was game 2. Love this man

  153. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he would have survived if he DId that right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No way he expected that though

  154. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Leff

  155. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That pop off.

  156. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PUFF NEEDS TO GET FUCKING BANNED WHATA. gay ASS CHARACTER

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lil' Moky beat him. Why can't Leffen?

  157. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    even if leffen wins this the amount of seethe he would feel is funny, salt tweet for sure
    this will haunt him for a bit i think

  158. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no wonder armada quit
    jesus christ

  159. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey Leff has a bunk controller, go easy on him guys

  160. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what the hell happened with Mango? He really threw a shitfit because of his ranking and then threw at G9 by going secondaries?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes 97th, he played doubles tho with Amsa and got 4th

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he surrendered his goat status

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That armada twitlonger shit really got to him lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, it's exactly as childish as it sounds, completely threw away ranking for the year already

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The last time you fags said this Mango almost made it back to #1 lmao, he was probably just drunk or something and then he’ll get mad when people clown on him for it and go on another hot streak

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even really care that he went secondaries and didn't care, he does this at least once a year, pretty weird it was genesis, but it's standard.
          The problem is how bitch that tweet he made was.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bro he got fucking 97th at Genesis, to climb back he would 2023 to be his best year probably ever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He saw Armada on the commentary desk and realized that he was the real GOAT so he decided to KNEEL to him by getting 97th

  161. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quick, open leffen twitter

  162. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god yes this is exactly what i hoped hbox would do after leffen's speech

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >leffen's speech
      what

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you don't want hbox to jump???
          Fucking Phil I love him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          jesus christ what a bitch

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >when it cuts to hbox listening on his phone
          kek

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he is true about twitch ethots though
          based leff, rare W

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        think he's talking about from ludwigs tournament (the one before scuffed WT) where he said there should be a ledge grab limit or something

  163. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hbox literally plays like this because it triggers the fuck out of Leffen
    Pretty based honestly

  164. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the jesus christ of melee

  165. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    subatomic

  166. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OPEN LEFFEN TWITTER

  167. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE fsmash to try and boot fox into the fucking stratosphere
    hbox wanted to style so bad LOL

  168. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    leffKINGs it's fucking over

  169. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WAAAAAAAAHHHH WHERE'S THE AIR TIME LIMIT

  170. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    name? Can't believe Chillin hit that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chellytoms

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >recent sub: eevisu

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"Don't give me money I have a job, ty"
        >Donations and subs and giveaways plastered all over the screen

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >recent subscriber EE

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is EE /ourguy/?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            100%

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              man when did twitter stop being funny and started being what it is

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it was truly over when tumblr died

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dont give me money
        >tits out whoring it up while the entire screen is about who gave money
        KEK

  171. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LETS GO CLUTCHGOD, FRAUD DUMPSTERED

  172. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't believe there are people who think that hbox didn't camp that entire set

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, I do believe he camped. And I admire him for that. Fuck Leffen, lol!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He did camp, but leffen also did nothing to try and fight it.
      >I'll just le laser from center stage even though i'm down a full stock
      Camping is legit, Leffen saying it should be cheating is the problem.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he did camp.
        yes.
        stopped reading there

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BAN NOT APPROACHING LEFFEN!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"w-what the fuck? w-w-w-why isn't my opponent approaching against the best whiff-punisher in the game while he has the lead?? b-b-BANNN BAN!!!! A-AIR TIME LIMIIIIT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
          pathetic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        leffen bitches about camping and refuses to get better. IBDW, for all his gayry, accepted it as a legit tactic and learned how to play against it. thats why hbox has become free as fucking for I Be Dicking Wounds

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I agree

  173. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    H GOD

  174. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever wins, hbox 3-0 leffen was the good ending.

  175. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >married the first gay desperate enoguh to go for her (chillin) to be around smash clout and top players
    >when she was tired of it divorced him
    fucking kek roasties man

  176. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that hbox's new gf
    what a fucking downgrade holy shit

  177. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if leffen went mewtwo you think he wouldve faired better?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his mewtwo is for clowning on random europeans on netplay. not hbox.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shadowball camping doesn't have quite the same power so no.

  178. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE'S THE TWEET?

  179. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Seffenth

  180. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Puff is broken and should be banned, I would've won easily but there was a breeze.

  181. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hbox better enjoy this high before zain bodies him

  182. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >p-pls clap for leffen
    PFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

  183. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HBOX STATUS

    GOD

    >LEFFEN STATUS

    MICROSCOPIC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my dick status: HUGE

  184. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck they should've given him the mic after the loss. Another rant PLEASE its too funny

  185. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >he wasn't trying and he had a nightmare stfu

  186. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >FOUR commentators
    why?? fuck off

  187. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  188. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did I really tune in just in time to miss HGOD shitting on Leffen? Fuck me.

  189. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its up
    https://twitter.com/TSM_Leffen/status/1617298822270427138

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ruleset shit aside
      there it is. fucking beta cuck HAHAHAHA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THE TWEET IS IN BOYS

      I REPEAT

      THE TWEET IS IN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KITAAAAA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I played off
      It doesn't count because he played bad

  190. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHEIK PLEASE
    YOU GOTTA WIN
    how much time before GF you reckon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm betting 3 hours because of commercials

  191. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mook time

  192. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Falcon winning a super major before Sheik proves that Falcon is an easier character then Sheik.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're not wrong, but that doesn't mean Falcon is better than Sheik

  193. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CMON JMOOK

  194. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  195. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm late
    how did my box hbox do?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      put leffen in a fucking coffin

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