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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1.6k on Rule34 for the franchise as a whole
    Seems like the rod is not exactly getting up for that one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So what? You're going to be a schizo and claim all the hype behind this game is bots or some other moronic conspiracy theory? have a nice day.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chill the frick out, I'm pretty sure he was just saying people don't really find it that hot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"This headline is verifiably false"
        >are you saying its bots huh are you accusing the developers of using bots to drive up steam numbers are you suggesting bots were used
        Holy schizo.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're just butt hurt because we all know it bots. They just can't accept facts.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day you subhuman /misc/skin

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, you seem rather invested on having people fap to this, are you ok?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    safe horny 2024

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >safe horny
      you have no idea how angry this meme phrase makes me but i actually have no other words to describe it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's unironically true in this case because it was declared that this game "subverted fanservice" so now it's okay to be horny over this game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its a dumb word but the whole point is that you're only allowed to act "Horny" for approved characters, that's the whole meaning behind it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Puritan eroticism.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is pretty much like your religious aunt losing her shit because she found out your Playboy magazines and then bringing you to an art museum with tons of paintings with naked people and saying this is how you should have fun instead.
          In the end is the same boring and preachy shit from the same kind of narcissist crazy people.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >rejects religion then proceeds to act like a 1600s pilgrim but with an ideology
            Kek americans really are the offsprings of preachy people

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Atheists that were raised by evangelicals are the worst kind of preachy

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Atheists that were raised by evangelicals are the worst kind of preachy

              It is funny how feminists and leftist numales unironically wish they could enforce evangelical styled purity culture and mandatory nofap but only upon straight males.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if only you knew how bad things really are

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >playboy is made with the same intent as a nude sculpture
            >all nudity is inherently pornographic
            This is literally the puritan mindset you centrist moron.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Playboy is fun and enjoyable.
              Museum art is boring shit people only go to for school homework

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Playboy is israeli demoralization.
                Museum art is European culture that promotes higher ideals of beauty.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Playboy is israeli demoralization.
                at least they showed people decent looking women, can't believe the subversion stretched this far. slippery slope absolutely destroyed boomers

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And how do you know you anti sex behavior is not "israeli demoralization"?
                Seems like you are putting a lot of effort and mental gymnastics to explain why straight men must remain miserable and refrain from enjoying things. Are you sure you are not the puritan?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because israelites were the ones who pushed for the sexualization and moral breakdown of western culture. israelites have controlled the porn industry from the beginning.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nazi Germany had sexy women and titillating content aimed at men in their movies, magazines and even their war propaganda. I trust them on subject of identifying israeli and non-israeli things.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You understand there's a difference between a drawing of an attractive woman and a pornographic magazine, correct? The Nazis didn't allow porn and rightly stigmatized israelites for corruption of public morals.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was a good boy so I don't actually know
                But wasn't Playboy basically just western ecchi rather than actual porn?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes, compared to all the degenerate shit now. I think hugh heffner didn't like hustler magazine because it was too degenerate, wouldn't be surprised if a israelite made hustler. while playboy was 'classy', hustler basically opened the flood gates for all the degenerate shit we have now

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hm I don't really know the details
                But I don't think porn is inherently subversive due to the constant attacks on ecchi and similar content by payment processors etc. I think ((They*~~ want to CONTROL porn as a method to try and forcibly change your sexuality but look at how they're constantly trying to broaden the definition of porn to include things like anime tiddies, it just doesn't add up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If it doesn't make money for the little men with the funny hats it's bad. 90% of the cognitive dissonance clears up if you understand this.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're describing the difference between eroticism, degeneracy, and sexuality.

                Hades is degenerate but not erotic.
                Classical nudes are sexual but not erotic.
                XB2 characters are erotic but not degenerate.
                Naked Mukbangs are erotic and degenerate but not sexual.

                And so on.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes, compared to all the degenerate shit now. I think hugh heffner didn't like hustler magazine because it was too degenerate, wouldn't be surprised if a israelite made hustler. while playboy was 'classy', hustler basically opened the flood gates for all the degenerate shit we have now

                Hefner published gay and pedo shit. He was as good a goy as they come.

                Hm I don't really know the details
                But I don't think porn is inherently subversive due to the constant attacks on ecchi and similar content by payment processors etc. I think ((They*~~ want to CONTROL porn as a method to try and forcibly change your sexuality but look at how they're constantly trying to broaden the definition of porn to include things like anime tiddies, it just doesn't add up.

                The porn industry is and has always been subversive and israeli.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hefner and Playboy was inspired by the Pervert Alfred Kinsey, father of the degenerate sexual revolution.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Becuase "safe horny" is just a buzzword that these homosexuals have started using to describe "things that I find horny that don't trigger me like usual kinds". It's a shit term because it's a mental gymnastics copium to describe why their horny is good and yours is bad. If these freaks are good at anything it's at doing mental gymnastics their way into any logic, no matter how twisted

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How else would you describe Aphrodite who's intentionally drawn ugly despite being practically naked

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'd just call it disgusting.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dislike it, but it’s an accurate way to describe sexless nudity. Leftist art is subversive and the fact of the nudity is their argument otherwise, but it was intentionally created with “safeness” in mind. If people naturally appreciates the characters you wouldn’t have a slew of propaganda trying to convince you that people find the art attractive

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've literally never seen anyone except rightoids use the phrase 'safe horny'

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bizzaro? Is that you?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What is the point of making laughably untrue statements like this? Do you actually think someone will believe you?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >buzzword
          >you can't get horny for this character!
          >instead get horny for this other character that we approve of and is subversive and socially acceptable
          You won't accept it until it happens to you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Safe horny is any liberal/journalist/twitter addict approved sexualization. If it has gays, men, dominate women, or a western appearence to it, being sexualized its safe horny. Unsafe horny is shit that appeals exclusively to straight men with doll like women, cute girls, and women with larger proportions in skimpier outfits.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Regime approved acceptable fan service

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's basically ironic e-girlcons. Literal morons.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Regardless of its source, it was a Joseph Joestar-tier precognitive inference of the rhetorical tactic they would use once called out for their glaring double standard on fanservice for men vs fanservice for women/gays.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same boat, it's typically used by brain fried coomers but this is blatantly people conditioned to be ashamed in finding conventionally sexy characters as sexy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i actually have no other words to describe it
        corporate horny
        neohorny
        nuhorny
        woke horny
        politically correct horny
        etc
        they'd all mean the same thing anyway

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Safe horny is better than these though because "safe" isn't inherently political

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"safe" isn't inherently political
            it is because of the correlation with censorship

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Rofling my legs off
            Crack a book asap

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Safe horny is better than these though because "safe" isn't inherently political

          The word doesn't matter as long as it's a name on a concept. "Woke" is moronic but it's the universal word for enforced sadistic social progressivism, so we use it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Leftists are programmed to react with vitriol to the word "woke" and deny its existence. "Safe" forces them to think about it because they can't be programmed against that word.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lefties can be programmed to react to anything in any way. Look at how enraged

              Feels better than bending over for twats and meaningless politics kid.

              is over "censorship bad".

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't affect me, so why am I supposed to care?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're fricking foaming at the mouth because people say your game is ugly.

                Natural selection isn't evil kiddo. Just have a nice day and be done with it.

                I choose to live.

                Its clickbait. Its articles designed to make people angry and generate clicks. This board has been falling for it for a decade now.

                If it was just about "generating clicks" the next article would be "TOP 10 STELLAR BLADE ASS SHOTS [NO DAY ONE PATCH]"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >my game
                I haven't even bought it, I just find your tears funny.
                Actually thats a lie, I did buy it, but I refunded it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I just find your tears funny.
                DIS homie TALKIN LIKE SEPHIROTH LMAOOOOOOOO
                DRAMA CLUB ASS homie
                GLEE CLUB THEATER KID ASS homie
                lmaoooo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Christ you're mad.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NPC post

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Christ you're mad.

                homie really put "I find your tears funny" in a post and is samegayging because someone clowned him on it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But I do find them funny.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You do understand "I find your tears funny" is unbelievably cringe, right?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cry about it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Please go back to your middle school friends and don't waste these years on Ganker.

                people that talk like a Black person IQ chimp have no grounds to post about how others talk

                yes we be

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >g-go back to middle school
                He says while sobbing about "safe horny." Now that's cringe.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not hearing a denial here; please don't waste your youth trying to win arguments on Ganker on behalf of sociopathic transsexuals

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What am I supposed to be denying? That I don't give a shit about your safe horny issues? I don't.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That you are a middle or high schooler wasting time on Ganker.
                >I don't give a shit
                You are raging in a page 9 thread

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Actually, I'm just reacting to your rage for entertainment kiddo.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >kiddo
                oh god it's a 45 year old troony that's even worse

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure thing kid.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Please get tested for monkeypox

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Please have a nice day.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Monkeypox is a serious disease.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                people that talk like a Black person IQ chimp have no grounds to post about how others talk

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anger also gets plenty of attention. It gets enough attention to get 24/7 threads here, and 24/7 threads about it on twitter. The entire modern journalistic landscape is about making people as angry as possible, hell they might be the ones posting these moronic screenshot threads here in the first place, and everyone falls for it because they think it's some ideological boogeymen when in truth is just bait for morons to fall for.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The entire modern journalistic landscape is about making people as angry as possible
                If this was really the case, the headlines in 2020 would have said "GEORGE FLOYD WAS ON FENT"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Safe horny is something you tell parents to let little Jimmy install your homosexual indoctrination slop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i legit used to think this was a meme until Hades 2/Steller Blade shit started happening

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stellar blade is not safe horny. At least pre censorship it wasn't.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yup

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's dangerous horny? Snuff, CSA, horses, and beheadings?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anything that appeals to straight men is dangerous horny.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What's dangerous horny?
        Things they say are sexist or sexual objectification of women are considered the bad kind of horny for these people.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Feminine, submissive women. Women pirely designed to be eye candy with little to no in-universe explanation as to why they are dressed a certain way. Anything hs aged.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A woman that enjoys being a hot tease and it's her entire personality as a character.
        Trannies and uglies foam at the mouth when they see it. It's why you don't see truly beautiful women complaining about it in any way.

        Infact the abolishment of booth babes directly affected thousands of beautiful women who only wanted to exercise their rights for profit.
        Current Feminism literally oppresses women.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Current Feminism literally oppresses women
          And what's funny is they won't know it until it's too late, the fricking elevators keep going up and no one's getting off

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        An attractive woman that doesn't look like she's in the middle of a pride parade

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally, an attractive woman that is/or appears to be delicate and submissive. This sort of character reinforces “harmful” and “unrealistic” beauty standards, and it is the moral duty of creators to rectify this through the creation of female characters. So instead, women are to be confident, “realistic” depending on their role, the initiator in a romantic plotlines because women should be “in control” of their sexuality, and have “realistic” goals and motivations (ex. a princess that aspires to marriage is then “incomplete” as a character, but more importantly as a woman)
        The idea is to reshape the standards of beauty, men that become more familiar with the “realistic” woman will be “better” men, women will be less insecure

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Women being overly feminine and submissive to men in any way. You'll notice that virtually every instance of acceptable horny is dommy mommy please step on me etc. worship shit, all about emasculating men

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing NSFW here, but it's still dangerous horny

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >gust allows pantyshots now
          it's been upgraded to deadly horny

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the term "safe horny" but there's nothing better describing Hades II. As soon as I saw the C-AI-lifornian art style I knew this game was gonna be shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      second post best post
      >please find the ugliest most repulsive women alive attractive
      lol, lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basically

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everything that isn't fricking taimanin is safe horny for you, you porn addicted monkey.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    loved the first one

    not playing early access slop + black mongrel slop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then why did you play the first one?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        didn't have either of those things

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hades 1 was a Epic Store exclusive Early Access title. LOL.

          And did you even play far enough to get to Patroclus?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Patroclus? You see Athena two seconds after starting

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Athena has an unnatural discoloration that looks more like heavy shadow than anything, and if you look at her unshadowed arm, it could be white
              Patroclus is more obviously black

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >nose
                >lips
                >hair
                This isn’t like Theseus and Dionysus who are just dark skinned europeans. Athena is niggy as shit here

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's hard to tell for me, but I guess I can see it
                But it's not as obvious as patroclus

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok and? where is a black mongrel in the first one

            I refunded the first one for the black mongrel slop. Why do you claim to love the first one then? Hades 2 should be your type of goyslop, aka: black worshiping goyslop

            first one didn't have that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I refunded the first one for the black mongrel slop. Why do you claim to love the first one then? Hades 2 should be your type of goyslop, aka: black worshiping goyslop

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk why but left girl looks legit hot and right one looks fugly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Likes the one with masculine body and not feminine
      Oh no

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah because one has a female face and the other has a male face
        its not hard to understand

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her face is prettier. And the only difference in the body is muscular arms

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with you, left is hot with just a bit too much muscle, but otherwise she has the right body shape and face. Right isnt

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't the one on the right have a troony face

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >safe horny is just a me-

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The level of hypocricy on display between the coverage between this game and Stellar Blade is genuinely astounding.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. Hades sexualizes men, Stellar Blade doesn't

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's not really hypocrisy it's just hypocrisy
        Ok?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Men are different from women and there are different standards involved.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no you just don't get it, we have different rules than you
            Just frick off already, YWNBAW to begin with

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Person who thinks men and women are the same is complaining about trannies
              How odd...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Men being different to woman has nothing to do with your hypocritical double standards though. We do not hold men and woman to different standards.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Men are different from women
            Ironic thing for you to be spouting given you clearly don't know that.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Are you being moronic on purpose? Society clearly has different standards relating to the differences between men and women.

              No matter how hard you try to change it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Posts like this are proof that honest to god unironic trannies post on this board.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One is made by friends of the journos and the other is not.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course it is, but the error in your thinking (and the same error mindlessly repeated by Ganker) is thinking it matters. You keep pointing and posting about the double standard, thinking that if you somehow identify the 'unfairness' it will magically fix everything and the universe will stand up and shake your hand and offer you a nice blowjob. The shitty journalists who oppose you DON'T CARE. For them, continuing to stand against Stellar blade has nothing to do with logic or principles, it's because the entire thing has its own momentum. Shitty journalists whine about skin in some vidya, there's some pushback, and now the whole thing has become a controversy, and all the other bootlicking journos will crowd in to defend their own. Because it's about the controversy being topical.

      Screaming about other games not being censured the same way is the equivalent of yelling at the wind. You've known these journalists don't care about videogames for years now. Why are you still surprised?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >just stop talking about it, it's useless
        No, the more it's discussed the more it enters the public awareness, and that's how change is made
        More people know that leftists are dishonest, hypocritical c**ts than even a year ago, it's becoming one of those things that people just know and take for granted
        The shift is happening, and the people who should be terrified, are terrified

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      asian women are NOT allowed to be attractive, it's offensive.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >trannies will never have a body like that
        It makes me happy and I go to sleep cozy at night knowing this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine going to sleep while thinking about trannies
          Peak Ganker right here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Journalism is dead.
      I mean journalism has been always a racket. But now the racket is there for everyone to see.
      The game industry is corrupt as any other industry.
      There is a cabal of queer people networking with each other (and fricking each other in the ass) to generate fake prestige and prompt some games up.
      Every now and then some actual good game came out of it or every now and then they need to allow legit talent pass their queer filter.
      But in general is absolute dog shit.
      Of course these are just queer foot soldiers being drunk on the kool aid.
      Behind the fake power is the real power. Multimillonaire corporations see profit in producing a mentally ill and sick caste of consumers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The whole idea is to make incels rage with obvious bait. They’re dabbing on them by saying basically “I can express my sexuality but you can’t”. Incels would be wise to simply ignore it and go on jerking off to cartoons.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a whole lot of projection

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hush, seething incel.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a reminder for all the chuds itt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So basically it's not enough for homosexuals to get slop, but they have to take away normal people's slop too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes
        pic related is their mantra

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      twitterally who

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If bg3 was a japanese game every character would be 20 years younger

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I am racist and culturally ignorant but it's ok because they're japs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The guy's part hawaiian. He's still seething 80 years later.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i can understand this, a vast majority of japanese media with lewd/sexual scenes still put women in an objectifying position, whereas western media has a lot of lewd/sexual scenes where a woman is basically in control of her sexuality and looks and how others perceive her.

      now, again, this is just generalization, japan has a wide wide range of media, fighting games are a clear example of super sexy women that aren’t objectified and rather made that way to show they’re both sexy and strong.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No fictional character has control over anything because they are not real.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In game you need to accept homosexuality as something normal where in the real world this not happens for the vast majority of human populations.
        You never have the option to say
        > NO WAY gay
        That alone steals agency from the heterosexual male.
        And if you are okey with taking agency away from heterosexual man, then it should be ok that some games take agency away from heterosexual females.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a vast majority of japanese media with lewd/sexual scenes still put women in an objectifying position
        Meanwhile a vast majority of western media with lewd/sexual scenes still put women in an objectifying position, they just label them as male-to-female trans instead of just women.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a vast majority of japanese media with lewd/sexual scenes still put women in an objectifying position, whereas western media has a lot of lewd/sexual scenes where a woman is basically in control of her sexuality and looks and how others perceive her.
        Almost as if. . . wait for it. . . one of them is from the PoV of a male audience and the other is from the PoV of a female audience, hence "male gaze". Let's not think too hard about this though, brains hurt if we use them too much, just smack one audience over their heads and call them names, that will win them over to your side, surely.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What are you talking about? Are you a moron? No one here is trying to bring anyone to any side I just want to destroy sub humans I dislike

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a vast majority of japanese media with lewd/sexual scenes still put women in an objectifying position
        Correction, a vast majority of Japanese media that is targeted towards men spend their effort showcasing sexy women instead of men because that piece of media is supposed to be consumed by men and not women.
        There is a tremendous amount of Japanese media focusing on sexy men that are targeted towards women but you don't care about those because your actual goal is depriving others of things they like.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this entire post is literally an object demonstration of unironic "safe horny" in action.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why "safe horny" is a relevant term. I don't like it, but it's the current cultural landscape we live in.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      funny how chuddies will seethe over "safe horny" designs while simultaneously running with narrative that sensible people only dislike "unsafe horny" because they're racist against Japanese

      >because they're racist against Japanese
      It's so laughable because they're obviously racist against Japanese people too, it's just an easy excuse to spit out when they're whining about them not looking like anime girls.
      Hades 2 is completely breaking chuds over the knee; and the best part is that everyone else loves the game, so they're just shitting themselves in solitude! Lol!

      You chuds made a mistake going against the indie darling that is Hades.
      Literally everyone is laughing at you.

      >chuds
      yiChudim?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Western leftoids are ironically massive fricking xenophobes, who knew

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Republicans in the US are massive fricking xenophobes
        ftfy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I fricking wish.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yes because the person in the screencap I'm replying to is clearly a card carrying MAGA hat toting Republican hanging confederate flags outside of his house, it's obvious
          WHAT was I thinking

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's funny that's the first thing you think of when we're talking about xenophobes

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >oh no, there are xenophobes in your troony Black person country where all races and cultures come together to have homosexual orgy, oh the horror! wont someone do something about the evil xenophobes?
              they are the last sane people left in your shit stain of a nation. you are the disease killing america

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sneaky vatnik

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >immediately brings up homosexual orgies unprompted
                I love double downs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >unprompted
                when i play games with americans they are usually fricking gay and have some homosexual username about cum or penises and when there's text chat they're always talking about buttsex, nobody says shit when all of that is unprompted but if it gets pointed out then suddenly you're a fricking butt warrior. go frick yourself homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The frickin' left needs to look at themselves in a mirror.
        ?tag=14

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >celebrated

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is part of why I hate White people. All you promote is anti-human, borg shit. Your people are a hot bed of death cultism, it is no wonder that nihilism and postmodernism comes from your stock.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it was japanese you would be fukn a cub.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yup, all of those awoooga noises Tom and Jerry make when they fall in love
    Tom and Jerry were gay for each other? What kind of crack is this journo smoking?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's literally ok when we submit to basic human desires
    >but not you, you are problematic

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the Leftists and trannies screeching about Stellar Blade are the same ones championing the objectively ugly troony designs in Hades 2. Beauty is God's will and ugliness is the result of sin. This is why Leftists and trannies push for ugliness in games, its because they're demonic.

    Godly beauty is the bane of Leftists and trannies, making Eve their worst enemy because she puts EVERY SINGLE Hades 2 design to complete shame.

    Christ is King of Kings, Lord of Lords, God of Gods, and Chud of Chuds.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Posted it before I could, blatant anti-Asian sentiment on full display, as always. Never stopped noticing, anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >blatant anti-Asian sentiment on full display
        I only ever see this from Republicans in the USA

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, its the west in general. they have a strong hatred for asian culture and beauty standards for hundreds of years, asians will only ever be weird foreigners to be gawked at and told what to do. they at least try and pretend they're not racist about other places, but asians are always met with open disgust and disdain

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you dont look much

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lefties hate asians because they don't bend to US uni politics

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          are you living under a rock are you are just pretending to be moronic? asians have always been labeled the "model minority" especially by the right, because they dont have a track record for being violent and robbing everyone while living off the government meanwhile asians are all about hard work and running businesses. everyone loves asians except extreme lefties because it doesnt fit their status quo of "minority = impossible to succeed because of the white man!"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >le dey racist against Asians!
        Lol shut up. It's also hilarious you guys unironically try to pretend to care about racism as if you all here aren't the most hateful motherfrickers who says the worst of the worst about other races, most especially Black and Brown people.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Be quiet oriental scum, the westerners are speaking
          Proving my point from the start. Racism is the natural state of the world, asians hate eachother more than any thing. But that doesn't mean i wont point it out when everyone else pretends their thinly veiled racism is anything invisible, same shit with the world deciding spanish is a language that needs to be "fixed" - you can all go frick yourselves

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            who are you quoting?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >B and B

          This trend is so embarrassing. I can’t stand Americans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lucifer is one of his most beautiful angels

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and he was the top dog of the hierarchy embodying the virtues God wanted, this anon didn't need your help for his argument but there you go

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah good thing nothing happened to ruin that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate those fricking massive under eye fold things.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shes adorable who is she?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol that's pretty cute even if she's a little fatty.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought this game got censored

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It did. The webm you replied to is an outfit from the uncensored 1.000 version that is on some discs. The day 1 patch made many outfits less revealing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make shit up
      >get angry about it
      SERIOUS BUSINESS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Christlarpers are more embarrassing than fedora tipping atheists

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Christlarpers are more embarrassing than fedora tipping atheists
        Of course you'd say that. Atheists are your useful idiots.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Blocks your path

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My b***h look like David Haslehof

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm a him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Get rid of the breasts
      >Have bellydancer ambush
      I would approve

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i thought Ganker liked women with nice bodies who have it all hanging out
      it's so hard to keep up with the constantly shifting culture war narrative

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        game devs and their orbiters trying to control the narrative here. She looks like marilyn manson

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is hatred of cheekbones the new antiwhite psyop?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You will never convince the average person to find ugliness attractive.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              post people you find attractive

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's literally just because of the face

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literal troon designs

    peak safe horny, you are only allowed to jerk off to gay stuff, imagine if they actually made attractive women, media would be whining about how they stooped low to pandering

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird how leftists are now copying the playbook of 90s/early 2000s puritans. They're woke puritans, we've come full circle.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a theory that the woketards are the children of puritans who ostensibly rejected their parents' religion but still inherited all their vile personality traits.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm legitimately growing to hate these newspeak c**ts.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >goyhorny
    Yawn, pass

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do not go watch porn. Play Hades 2. Out now on Steam.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >horny horny horny horny horny horny horny
    Shut the frick up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's invaded every online space now, i can't even play fricking Holdfast Nations At War without witnessing 10,000 homosexuals in chat spamming about how horny they are

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every discord server also has at least one dedicated NSFW channel even if it's for something completely unrelated like programming or support for a developer's game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's invaded every online space now, i can't even play fricking Holdfast Nations At War without witnessing 10,000 homosexuals in chat spamming about how horny they are

      HORNY

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Safe horny morons should all be killed

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they want to push Hades 2 this hard?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literal unironic political agenda. They don't give a single frick about the game beyond that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        globohomosexual goyslop game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To counter the accusations that they're just frigid and sexless.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its clickbait. Its articles designed to make people angry and generate clicks. This board has been falling for it for a decade now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OH MY GOD IS THAT A FAT AMBIGUOUSLY BROWN GUY IN A WHEELCHAIR I'M GONNA COOOOOM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like the art team at Supergiant Games. But its funny that they just made one character fat, brown and disabled lol, way to tick all of the boxes in one character.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The one about how there's diverse hotness makes me laugh because the article is 95% about Aphrodite, the most traditionally attractive white naked lady, and Eve from Stellar Blade, a separate game. Despite the headline and the header image, the fat wheelchair Hephaestus actually only gets one single line in the article near the end.

      It's so obvious the author doesn't actually give a shit about the character.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >diverse and hot
      what does diverse even mean? they're all black. Is a cute asian girl not diverse then? What the frick man.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Asians are "honorary whites".

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    funny how chuddies will seethe over "safe horny" designs while simultaneously running with narrative that sensible people only dislike "unsafe horny" because they're racist against Japanese

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >because they're racist against Japanese
      It's so laughable because they're obviously racist against Japanese people too, it's just an easy excuse to spit out when they're whining about them not looking like anime girls.
      Hades 2 is completely breaking chuds over the knee; and the best part is that everyone else loves the game, so they're just shitting themselves in solitude! Lol!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and the best part is that everyone else loves the game
        The first Hades sold "over a million" according to google, so let's say like 1.5 million. Usually a direct sequel will sell less so let's say more like 800k this time. That's hardly "everyone" in an industry with hundreds of millions of players. That actually smalls like a small niche to me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The trailer for Hades 1 has like 1 million views.
          The trailer for this one has over 6 million, and there's way more people talking about it than the first. It will sell more, everyone will love it, and you'll be here here whining and crying because they made another god black for the upteenth time.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bot views

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It says 100k peak players and games always sell most around launch. So no you're not getting millions of sales autist.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This isn't launch though, it's early access...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Games don't magically sell more once they "leave" early access.
                Early access is a scam western devs shill you so they can sell you an unfinished game and you can't complain.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's right pal, when early access is over we will surely take over the world

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s because Asians are good at maths and mercury is the god of autists and nerds

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok troony, keep seething though. Surely you'll make anyone else mad eventually and you won't be alone in your seething.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >HEY HEY LOOK RICEEATER YOU HAVE REPRESENTATION
        >WE MADE THIS MEDITERRANEAN CHARACTER LOOK LIKE YOU!
        Frick off I'm not flattered.
        t. Chinese

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you a Chinese living in the PRC? If so, how is it in your country?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Chinese American actually.
            Last time I visited PRC was years ago, they have issues with air pollution and overpopulation, but it was far more modernized when I left the country over 20 years ago.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >far more modernized than when I left

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >they have issues with air pollution and overpopulation
              Well, be glad for your people that it's not as bad as in India.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't want to take much comfort if someone is in a worse off position than I am. Overpopulation and pollution are the price of modernization during the last few decades, and unfortunately can only be solved through decades of shrinkage to sustainable levels, assuming those in charge don't frick it all up and make it unsolvable.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Overpopulation and pollution are the price of modernization
                yeah that's what they tell you now, 20 years ago they were telling everyone that the world was at risk of underpopulation and how we needed to bring over immigrants to fill the gaps that supposedly existed. now look at everything. stop repeating propaganda, homosexual.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You haven't lived in China dude, there really are too many fricking people over there. Maybe your country needs more huwhites or whatever but that's not what I'm talking about, and I'm not saying that China's problem can be solved through immigration either.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how is their overpopulation a price of modernization if most of china and india are basically still living under feudal conditions, just wearing knockoff designer instead of flax linen peasant clothes?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >most of China
                >feudal conditions
                Most of the population live in cities where they can find a 7/11 knockoff 1 block away. Just shut up when you don't know what you're talking about.
                >overpopulation a price of modernization
                Boomers had too many children while infant mortality plummeted.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see you're butthurt because you think "feudal conditions" means everyone lives in a mud hut, "feudal conditions" means everyone is obligated to report to their local lord and do what they're fricking told otherwise they get canned from participation in society. the average commoner is not free to live their lives as they please, they are obligated to follow a certain career path and become a certain kind of person from the moment they're born. just because chinks can access imitation convenience stores from america doesn't mean they aren't living under feudalist conditions.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >means everyone is obligated to report to their local lord and do what they're fricking told otherwise they get canned from participation in society
                Sounds like every wagecuck in every corner of the world. Have fun continuing this conversation by yourself, cause it doesn't sound like you have anything informative to tell me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Have fun continuing this conversation by yourself
                wasnt planning on it since you obviously have very little going on inside your head other than what you can remember someone else telling you.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I swear to god this is just like 10+ years ago when we regularly had flat vs cowbreasts threads and people would fight over this shit, only now one side is gaming journalists and the other side is weebs fighting over whose fetish is superior by pretending they are scholars.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at least we have a cause to fight for while you pretend to be above it all. what a sad, hollow existence.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the breasts for *these* fake women are better than the breasts for *those* fake women
        Wow, what a noble cause. You’re right; it is certainly you thats above me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is why these homies complain about e-girl so much. they genuinely care as much about fiction as the real world, theres no distinction since they live entirely through their screens

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, I'm a volfricker so I don't fap to video games.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already fapped to Dora

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Safe horny is real

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t fap to that sry chief

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you can only get horny at our list of handpicked characters
    Porn has changed

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In reality the reason they hate Japanese fanservice is that the characters are typically depicted in prime breeding years, like 16-20. Whereas western media makes the women look like they're 30. It's just another avenue of propaganda. Because women nowadays only have casual sex with chad until they're 30 and he doesn't want her anymore, they want you to be ready to date and marry a 35 year old. They don't want you being attracted to an 18-20 year old because they still need to have 10+ years of casual sex first.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      depopulation agenda, once a female is 30+, her womb is dried up and can't have children from being too old and decades of birth control. at least you can have a dog or cat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bit of an exaggeration but at that age and older you increase the risk of giving birth to a little Chris Chan.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pic rel is a 32 year old chinese woman. There are TONS of attractive 30 year olds, even 40 and 50 year olds... This isn't a matter of age...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nice try moron, the chinese arent real

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >asian
        now a post a 30 year old white woman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who is she? I have seen this gif a million times and never found out who she is.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With this logic... every non-european gods are white now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hades' diversity
      >90% of hte cast is Black folk
      this.. isn't diverse at all. This is just Black personity.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The greek gods are greek because the greeks made them that way. They outright describe shit like skin color in the descriptions of them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would they ever depict African gods from black cultures as white people on the basis of "Gods can look however they want"?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Silly anon. Race swapping is only fine when they were previously white.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would Greek people have gods that weren't Greek?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just say the Gods are in various hues because aesthetics, absolutely no need to view it through this ''race'' lens.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally not worth discussing/acknowledging as a legitimate argument it’s so goofy
        >we have discussed and researched
        They googled a list of facts about the gods then made some conclusions. There is 0 depth to any of their design choices aside from “it’s 2024 and I want to see more black people in media”

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"we wanted this to be the story of a big dysfunctional family"
      >"something stood out in that retrospect was obvious"
      >devs then proceed to make them all black
      the racism never ends kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ancient greek myth
      >canon sources
      Literally no such thing. They could have been making any old shit up and no one would have a clue.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ancient greek gods literally living on Mount Olympus in Greece
      >They are not Greek
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, FRICK YOU

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>>>>>

      [...]


      they literally made white characters but made their skin grey because light skin scary

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still incredibly confused by how racist game journalists can be.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >look at how edgy and bisexual I am Chuds haha like women can also find women sexy bet it makes you uncomfortable huh?
    >*draws a woman as a muscular man*

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Corporative acceptable horniness
    I hate this people, they are like the puritan conservatives who wanted to take away the fun from media in the 80s 90s with their "only our kind of fun is acceptable and everything else is satanic" of course they now say problematic or sexist instead of satanic but the principles and objectives are the same.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go woke go br-- ACK!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that supposed to be impressive?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my bad, should I post the bg3 numbers instead?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >bg3
          >woke
          lmao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >bear sex

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Doesn't it have uncensored pussy?
              It's a coomer's game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I love when people argue that bg3 isn't broke, because it just proves how hard the left won the culture war
            having even a single hint of degeneracy or more than one token black character would be instantly called out for being woke garbage
            but now in 2023, the left has won so hard that a massive game can come out with dozens of black, LGBT characters, and chuds totally accept it as "non woke" lol

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Arguing against a strawman to pretend you have an argument is a sign of someone with no argument. Who is this "you" you're talking about? I never did that.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Remember when people got completely buckbroken, calling the game white genocide levels of woke, because the protag in Subnautica was very slightly dark-skinned? Despite the fact that you couldn't even see the character since it's a first person game?

              That's how hard the goalposts shifted in just 10 years.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, BG3 is woke anon. Did you forget it was made by a bunch of cucks who censored the divinity original sin cover?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We always win. Trans rights.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The low budget Peach game sold 10x more

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Woke hades2 alltime peak 103k
      >Xcom 2 alltime peak is 133k, higher than hades 2

      Yeah I think it's a flop. It can't even get more popularity than an TBS, a dead genre.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you think hades 1 was a flop? because hades 2 has a higher all time peak than that
        and if you do think hades 1 was a flop, then go ahead and say that so we can all laugh at how much of a moron you are

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hades 1 had unexpected success. Hades 2 is a fricking shillbotfarm

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's a hades 1? I thought they were just doing a cool thing and calling it hades 2 to get attention by making people think it was a sequel.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THEY LOOK LIKE TRANNIES, WHAT THE FRICK.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly, they look like normal people.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Real women don't look like that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        transwomen look like that thoever

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too busy cooming to Stellar Blade

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You chuds made a mistake going against the indie darling that is Hades.
    Literally everyone is laughing at you.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why did she do it fellers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just pulled this b***h but what does she have to do with this thread?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        unsafe horny

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be nice if someone could tell me if the game is fun, all I've seen is horny postiong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was hades 1 even fun? I remember there being like 6 bosses, few areas and enemies being hp sponges

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go to one of the gameplay threads, there's been plenty

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gooner bros why can't we stop winning

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"horny" defined as a fat bearded mexican in a wheelchair and women who look like men
      i'm pretty sure gooner bros can't stop losing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nooooo why won't the heckin troons let me roleplay as beautiful sexy girls in my video gaems wahhh

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here's a 45 year old korean woman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her plastic surgery face is probably only 2 years old though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a source is needed, now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's so old, anon....

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just give me that old expired salsa, my body can handle it

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Polli is literally me.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick writes those garbage articles?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AI.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think AI can write like a moronic horny manchild.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I see you weren't playing AI Dungeon when it first came out

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Like. A. Champ.

            ?si=o4-3e2WeM0utD1Uw

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How did it know he has a slime girl fetish?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's actually specifically what it's designed to do

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    superior waifu coming through, make way

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe if she didn't have such an ugly and grating voice.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would have a very happy life if you turds would stop posting content from other shitty places
    I don't go there for a reason you know

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you'd better start getting used to containment boards, because you're in one

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is what flouride in the water does to a nation

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would tear their non-binary ass in half if i had the chance

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >are the women ugly?
    >it's okay to be HORNY HORNY HORNY

    >are the women beautiful?
    >ugh i can't

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >are there bears fricking men in the ass?
      >GIMME GIMME GIMME GOTYAY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >JUST WATCH PORN

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why does it look like she's slurping on a penis?

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game is great, an excellent improvement on the first game's addictive and compelling formula. The art and style is pretty clearly influenced by bullshit DEI or whatever they call it, now, but it's not a huge leap from the first game and it's all handled with a pretty light touch (or it was in the first game, and seems to be so far in what I've played of this in early access). The music is great, the new power-up dynamics are interesting and distinct from the first game,
    I actually like the art and think it's one of the best results of a westerner growing up trying to draw anime and then applying the techniques into their own style, the women look cute and sexy and have personality, the men look cool and powerful and distinct from one another, the outfits are a little on the nose, but I think it's just to emphasize their dominions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and it's all handled with a pretty light touch
      lmao, almost every god is black
      is that what passes for "light touch" these days?

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here's another 30+ year old Taiwanese woman.

    To me, ff7 remake is the perfect example of safe horny. People lost their god damn minds over Tifa's bikini, but it was so fricking tame compared to anything in a gravure or kpop video, let alone porn. It was just a bikini... It blows my mind that literal articles were written about just how horny everyone was for this covering non-jiggling bikini. It was ubiquitous too, Ganker was gobbling it up, streamers were loving it, reddit loved it. I feel like I'm in some sort of twilight zone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god I wish Taiwan was real

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I read these asian street fashion girls use a filter that makes their body/legs longer. Not sure how real the breasts are either, but goddamn I have still lost many loads to vids like this...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The breasts are a synthetic breastplate that you wear below your bra, it is like a crop top that has massive jugs on it. Regardless, it is hot as hell and it's a crime that shit like this hasn't caught on in the US. Who gives a frick if it's fake, I want a gf who will walk around wearing massive fake knockers making everyone stare at her.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eh I'd prefer implants to a chest plate, but I know I'm a freak for that, and most people aren't into it. I am still extremely into those vids and am not gonna let this knowledge ruin it for me.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they could be fake too, I'm just saying it could be either. Hell, they could be real for all I know. I love fake breasts too though, I don't get why they're not more popular

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You are very based anon, I feel that same way. I love big breasts so much. Wanna name drop that Taiwanese girl you were posting? I'm not familiar with her.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sorry anon I'm not sure who she is

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's all good, thanks for posting anyway

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no worries, have a great weekend.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Inevitable, really
    >Somehow, in 2024 we're making a news post saying it's ok to make catcalls and get horny over female videogame characters and that's ok because it's an artist we approve of
    >After spending the last years saying how awful and terrible you are for objectifying women and being horny over video games.

    This is one hell of a take

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gay people objectify women good. Straight people objectify women it's bad. If Stellar Blade had just tweeted that the girl was gay and their game was a celebration of queer sexuality they could have sold it uncensored with zero changes and been celebrated.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The lead artist of Hades is a straight woman. It does explain things. Everything about it's female character designs screams "I wish straight males were attracted to this".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      delusional. Asian women are not allowed to be hot. No amount of queer-washing will save her from jealous white women and moronic trans people

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish all asian women looked like this but unfortunately the ones who get into porn are the 1% of their society that is attractive and don't have terrible teeth. Real life chinks are unpleasant

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally what happened with Bayonetta. Once the second game came out and the "media literacy" crowd headcannoned her into being a lesbian suddenly it was ok to be horny for her.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that certainly explains the insane seething about some photo of her

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Bayo 1 comes out
        >Non stop seething and calling her a sex doll
        >Eventually around bayo 2 they changed to seeing her as a lesbo icon
        >bayo 3 happens
        >Journos seethe over bayo being straight (even though that was literally always the case)

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, I don't think I will.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Forced artifical safe horny.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So politics are as simple as if you like anime tiddy over western art tiddy you're literally a nazi chud?
    That's a lot simpler than I expected.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At last, you see the light. Just hold fast to the principles you believe in, they can never steal our libido

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Flooding Ganker with shill articles
      Every Hades 2 poster should be necked.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being sexually aroused is low iq behavior

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im so fricking tired of double standards, bros. Frick everything.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >these are the same people saying hestia can't be hot because that's problematic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically in the actual myths hestia was so attractive gods were literally about start fights over her attention

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing about hades' characters are erotic, indeed, safe horny

    >b-but muh aphrodite

    probably one of the most hideous characters in the game (that manjaw lmao) despite what anti/misc/ troons want to make me believe

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do journos know that they're awful people?

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No I don't think I will

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what a cute goddess wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's Hestia?! Where's the hecking coal and vitiligo so I can know she's the Goddess of the Hearth! What do you mean "She acts as a domestic aid" and I can infer that through her actions?!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that it's been 9 years since this anime aired and people still remember her design.
      I doubt the hades2 design will be on anyones mind when you say hestia in 2033.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The power of a true goddess.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's true, that blue string is doing a strong carry.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >real women look like this chud!
    video game characters aren't real. there is no reason why they need to adhere to real standards.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tired of incels on this board.
    Wish they would commit a ritual mass suicide to get their waifu and enrich our planet.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sticking with Nasu's interpretation of the Greek Gods and giant robots because giant robots are cool.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't call sjwslop ugly without tranime goons showing up
    What a sad state of the world

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        inb4 fake hiro screencap

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go back

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gaming "journalist" praise static 2d character art in game they reviewed but not played?

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So how come being horny coomers is now good instead of weird and pathetic?

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are all the complaints about her impossible waist? No Rob Liefeld comparisons to make suddenly?

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    African pantheon game but half the gods are white

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hades fans
    so gays

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But I thought they were against men ever feeling horny, especially for video game characters who are devoid of agency.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you vill fap to safe-horny characters and you vill be sex positive and happy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon you hit the nail on the head.
      They are against MEN feeling horny.
      Hades is a series full of fujo fans wanting to see the guys have gay sex.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ya'll, I think we can all safely agree that Hades 2 men and women are the hottest around.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play troonyslop

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >asian game
    >JUST GO WATCH PORN!!! FRICKING COOMERS!!!!1
    >western game
    >YAAASS SO HORNY I LOVE GOONING ALL DAY WITH MY QUEER TRANS FRIENDS!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i cant differentiate or understand what the issue is
      your little "ha gotcha" just proved how out of touch you actually are

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not smart enough to see the emperor's clothes
        Owned him, xister.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So how come the simpy pathetic coomer behavior is suddenly a good thing if it's for this game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >diverse bodies, etc
      >actual character depth beyond just breasts and ass shots

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But how does that make the drooling cooming horndog simp behavior not pathetic?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >actual character depth
        >every person you encounter makes Marvel quips at you every other line
        Yeah great characterization.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is it ok to get horny over this game but when people got horny over stellar blade they were creeps and incels?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because normies are too moronic to know when they're being shown propaganda

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because this game was made by hecking wholesome californians while Stellar Blade was made by icky orientals.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because people are stupid cattle

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's just asian bigotry. korean, chinese, japanese media just bothers white people

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah mang. eve gave a boner.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >japanese media just bothers white people
        what a load of crap, white people are the number 1 consumer of jap products and most susceptible to weebism. the people who engineer controversy over shit like this are literally not even human, they are another species entirely with DNA from other worlds like africa and india.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pretty sure japs are the #1 consumer of jap products. Whites are #1 at censoring them

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Whites are #1 at censoring them
            americans are not white.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry, but the SJW high council disagrees

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah I think China is #1 at censoring

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker is still surprised by commiefornia's hypocrisy

    remember, they are fully aware of it, but they don't care
    their goal is subverting media and groups by any means

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This feels so fricking disingenuous immediately after the whole Stellar Blade fiasco. Total journo extermination when

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so vidya horny is a good thing now?
    thought they hated that

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fixed your Hestia, Hadesbros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf??? doesn't she know that thing is going to burn her head?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The hat is still fricking stupid but this is at least a lot better than the el monstruo fat negress mutt.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No.

    I will not buy Hades 2
    I will not play Hades 2
    I will not even pirate Hades 2

    >gay
    >girlboss
    >gay
    >Black person
    >manjaw
    >Black person cripple with a prosthetic but STILL on a wheelchair
    >Black person
    >asian gay
    >Black person
    >Black person
    >Black person
    >Black person

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These characters look like clowns.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to frick the one that looks like Senshi.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually think the characters look good in an artistic sense. It's just no one is going to be horny for any of them, maybe women.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who the frick likes this shit? who is the audience?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Millennials that won’t have children

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        normies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Self hating white leftists

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Eris, she kinda cute.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eris is unsafe horny

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would actually agree with that. The game definitely discourages players from being attracted to Eris.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You call them red flags, I call them fun facts.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All this shilling to get 1/4th of Helldivers 2's peak playerbase. Hope the Blackrock money was worth it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      private company, moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >muh helldivers
      Isn't that the game that's actually unironically funded by blackrock?

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do not get horned by any of the designs in hades 1 or 2.
    I think artwise the studio has taken steps backwards. Pyre is their best looking game.
    Hades 1, haven't played 2, is probably their best playing game though. I can see someone getting excited over the gameplay.

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate this place.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gata sexo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats a male anon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If I don't see it then it's female

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can journalists please stop using the word 'horny'
    A society that openly discusses 'horny' in its public spaces can't possibly be healthy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They want you to like these designs because they're repulsive in some way, so they want you to think everyone loves it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They want you to like these designs because they're repulsive in some way, so they want you to think everyone loves it.

      they're emotionally stunted morons. You can appreciate a woman with fat breasts, a nice ass, and a gorgeous face without being ""horny,"" journalists are just too moronic, duplicitous, or bad faith to understand that people appreciate beauty in a variety of ways. So they default to horny because HAHA OMG BOOBS LOL despite talking about the most safe horny shit I have ever seen. Of course if they were to talk about an actual ""horny"" game they wouldn't dare address it as horny because it normalizes the game as a natural thing to like. They would need to lace their comments with discussions of misogyny and incel comments to ensure readers that they DON'T see that beautiful woman as a natural thing to lust after.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it just me though? Didn't talking about how horny you were, except to a close friend or something, used to be seen as very inappropriate and creepy?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          social norms change. It used to be very much so a faux-pas to mention PMS or periods to men, but women do it all the time now. Part of it is a normalization of the biological aspect of it, part of it is changing cultural norms, and part of it is because some women get a thrill out of making men uncomfortable.

          I imagine that it is the same factors for people now talking about being horny in public. similar to the people that wear ahegao shirts in public

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe sometimes social norms change naturally, but I will never think it's normal for people to openly discuss their (and others') level of sexual arousal
            Degeneracy is becoming commonplace

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I imagine that it is the same factors for people now talking about being horny in public. similar to the people that wear ahegao shirts in public
            literal subhuman behavior and i can promise you that every instance of someone wearing an ahegao tshirt in public was a direct result of inferior DNA admixture from africa or some other shit nation where sex is worshipped and beauty is something to be destroyed.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe sometimes social norms change naturally, but I will never think it's normal for people to openly discuss their (and others') level of sexual arousal
              Degeneracy is becoming commonplace

              it's all relative I guess. Think of how clothing has changed over the past 50 years, skirts have gotten so short that you might as well just wear panties, such that the skirt is just there to tease. It is a purely sexual fashion object.

              Compare that to 50 or 60 years ago when bikinis were still considered lewd lol. I think that in 60 years clothes will be even less popular other than for sexual utility, or the bawdtiness of them will continue to skyrocket. It's the same with language

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I think that in 60 years clothes will be even less popular other than for sexual utility, or the bawdtiness of them will continue to skyrocket.
                western society is more likely to collapse in on itself in that time, especially anglos, all living on borrowed time. when the boomers who still remember how to keep the electricity running die off and all you have left are mutts and brown people who don't give a frick, you'll start to see how fragile the whole thing really is and just how much of it depended on the goodwill of one person to another.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >i can promise you that every instance of someone wearing an ahegao tshirt in public was a direct result of inferior DNA admixture from africa
              Are you some kind of moron?

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that it's not attractive is exactly why they like it. They see actual attractive characters as a threat

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >journos make clickbait article to piss off the stellar chuds
    >stellar chuds go full unhinged rightoid (rightoid = moronic loser who will shoot up his school, according to normies)
    rip

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /misc/ is losing influence fast

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY SCIENCE! I'm so heckin HORNY to challenge gender identity and conventional beauty standards! Any other folx out there as HORNY as I am over this?!?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure am friendo! I respectfully ejaculated to the vitiligo woman and followed up be eating a delicious, responsibly sourced insect burger because literally everyone I know says how scrumptious they are and I don't want to become some sort of pariah haha!

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is being heterosexual good now? they need to make up their minds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heterosexuality is tolerated if you like ugly or diverse or 'queer-coded' women
      you're just not allowed to like attractive women

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is being heterosexual good now? they need to make up their minds

        Why do straight people always have a victim complex?
        It's like they really really want a piece of the adversity pie without ever actually experiencing it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can tell us not to believe our eyes, but we'll just see you for the liar you are.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              how does this line look in the original language, cause this game released sorta near that godawful spongebob parroting meme shit and this looks inspired by that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can you go 20 seconds without looking for meaningless controversy?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bad localizers need to be called out, always

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The original says:

                "You are baka."

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >straight people
          I think you mean LGBT people and liberal feminist.
          Seriously is like they are always inventing a new made up mental illness they suffer every five minutes.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, I mean you. Every time you cant jerk off you take it as an attack on you.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              As a fellow homosexual, allow me to inform you that straight hate is real and you need to shut the frick up about things you don't understand, or deliberately misunderstand

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not your fellow. I don't even have to leave this one thread to know Im right.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not your fellow.
                Figure of speech. Believe me, I'd be happy not share any traits with a disingenuous moron like you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We don't need another pickme gay, especially not one for defending how fricking horny a game should be for them of all things. I have a hard time believing you could legit feel bad for them but I guess you're just braindead.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >We
                Whose we? Why can't any of you weasels ever stand behind your own words and convictions?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We being people with common sense, ie multiple people besides you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I care about truth and social stability more than nepotistic identity politics, sorry you're too busy sucking dick to be anything but the worst kind of degenerate

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And what the frick does crying for people that Yuffie got her shorts buttoned do for social stability? You're the reason they can get away with putting husbando as an autosage word and not waifu and banning everybody in them because all you care about is having them pat you on the back.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pathologizing healthy male sexuality is a sign of a deeply unhealthy society, and censorship is innately anti-truth
                >all you care about is having them pat you on the back
                Extreme projection, the leftist cult is built entirely on conformity and you're probably desperately begging for validation right this second for being a good homosexual and arguing with chuds

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're obnoxiously pretentious sounding for somebody who isn't doing anything but weeping that they put an unsexy character in a video game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >an unsexy character in a video game
                I'd tell you to extrapolate a pattern that connects this one example to countless others, but not only does your entire outlook depend on not making those connections, I seriously doubt you're intellectually capable of it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Again, a lot of verbosity just to say some whiny /misc/ shit. I don't feel bad for you that can't fap to Hades 2 and I never will.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't feel bad for you
                Stands to reason. The only things you can feel are fleeting pleasure and immense smugness.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Feels better than bending over for twats and meaningless politics kid.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pointing out the thinly veiled psyop that activist journos are pushing doesn't mean that other anon is upset over what you just said.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The other anon is upset over nothing at all. If I even believe him (I don't) then it affects him even less than it does you, making the tears harder to buy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >And what the frick does crying for people that Yuffie got her shorts buttoned do for social stability?
                Please note the years on this chart.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >people are killing themselves because of safe horny!!
                Good?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This may come as a shock to you, but many of us value life and happiness and do not share your weird death cult fantasy of burning the world down in exchange for crumbs of status over other people.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe you should stop killing yourself over not being able to fap then.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >lmao how is my ideology making the world worse
                >your ideology being in power correlates directly with mass suicide of the young
                >lmao it's great
                to all anons reading this reply, I think this poster is just evil

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Natural selection isn't evil kiddo. Just have a nice day and be done with it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >that spike in the 1980s
                THANK YOU, ZADDY REAGAN

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Reagan was China's greatest ally

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >1994
                What happened again?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Golden age of uncensored Internet, video games, and movies.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was born. What were they thinking?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't need to feel "bad" to care, he's just mature. You aren't.

                You're trapped in a prison of self-victimizing narratives of your own making and like a child get upset when you think someone else is encroaching on your "woe is me" attitude towards life. You have a childish zero sum mentality: that your "victimhood" makes you special, that victimhood is a limited currency, and thus someone else acting the "victim" is a threat to the attention you crave.

                Fatherless behavior.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mature for doing what exactly?
                >>ugh they made a character black so I cant jerk off life is so hard
                >thats pretty whiny of you
                >SHUT UP BRO STRAIGHT HATE IS REAL!! EVERYONE HATES ME!
                Yeah, I do, but it's because you're a dumbass.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >pickme
                biofem detected, preparing trash disposal

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                As if you'll ever talk with a woman.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I talked to your mom every night, son

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder how the Ls and Gs feel about the BTQ's absolutely fricking their shit up.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They go to great lengths not to think about it, it's wrongthink of the absolutely haram variety so they perform whatever mental gymnastics they need to

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not good.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The ones not overly engrossed in it tend to hate it, especially for how after decades of struggle they've basically been subsumed overnight.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Who cares? They're all a bunch of communist pedophile homosexuals. If it weren't for the gay movement, none of this shit would have happened.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Reminder that this is who the pickmegay is sucking off.

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking HATE the concave stone

    ?si=Ff-dQlGrzqkpXZyZ
    that was ability was the entire goddamn point of my build

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weren't these people pissing and moaning about Stellar Blade?

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    troony incel discord thread, commie Black person demoralization

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I hate games journos

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Tom and/or Jerry ever do "awoooga noises"?
    I thought that's a Tex Avery thing.

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is this "journalism"? holy shit

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's different from Stellar Blade because it's not objectifying
    >Get horny!!!
    Losers are so tiring

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How long do you think general board consensus that this game is ugly slop will last before massive discord raids and shit happen?

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like shit and no I never played.

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le heckin westoid safe horny shit is good because...it le is!
    Hate double standard Black folk so much

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being a weird oversharing horny coomer simping for vidya character is now a good thing? What happened to JUST WATCH PORN?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ugly people engaged in sodomy is actually what porn is now, though. Hades is closer to Western porn than sexy women are.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason why payment processors go after artists while ignoring Pornhub literally hosting CP.

      But if you say their name Ganker gets triggered.

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Raceswapping gods is white people's favorite activity.

    They did it with Jesus.

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fans love it!
    Yes, of course.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ayo

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