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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's it? After all of that eceleb shilling?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon... do you even know how much that is comparatively to most games in the franchise? In perspective: The best selling game in the series Yakuza 0 sold 2m as of November 2021. Yakuza: Like a Dragon has sold 1.8m as of December 2023. Per Sega's report at October 2023- The Yakuza franchise has sold 21.3m.

      You are looking at what could literally be the best selling game in the franchise soon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The Yakuza franchise has sold 21.3m.
        and how many of those were on sale? the miku gacha makes more than this shitty movie series

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Are you moronic anon?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Then again is an already established franchise pozzed by some moron at last moment in a bait n' switch manner just to appeal the ESG israelites SEGA desperately craves.
        Franchise which now is wasting more and more in the scams known as marketing and e-celebs VA.
        All for what? To de-Japanify Japanese games into policore bullshit from America? People like Japanese vidya because it offers the perspective of a foreign culture people may take interest for its differences with the western world, take it all away and not only you'll have amerislop if not people moving to Koreaslop, and when feminazi regulators and israelites frick all over again their media like the parasites they are then people will move to chinkslop... which is already fricked by CCPP laws and shit.
        By that time, unless you are into Wuxia/Xianxia, you shall find entertainment by going outside.

        >body type 1/2
        >they hate women so much that they catalogue them under a non-human sounding name
        isn't this arguably more offensive against women?

        There's only one sex, women are objects.
        >"we wanted to add body types instead of gender because americans like to make ugly characters"
        Bullshit from loud minorities and maybe some shitposters. Just because americans do it as it became normalized doesn't mean other devs have to do it!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >There's only one sex
          >t. school dropout who failed reproductive biology

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >thinks women aren't objects
            ngmi here mate

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Cope

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Give me one reason to not treat women as living onaholes then. You have one chance.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Then again is an already established franchise pozzed by some moron at last moment in a bait n' switch manner just to appeal the ESG israelites SEGA desperately craves.
              Franchise which now is wasting more and more in the scams known as marketing and e-celebs VA.
              All for what? To de-Japanify Japanese games into policore bullshit from America? People like Japanese vidya because it offers the perspective of a foreign culture people may take interest for its differences with the western world, take it all away and not only you'll have amerislop if not people moving to Koreaslop, and when feminazi regulators and israelites frick all over again their media like the parasites they are then people will move to chinkslop... which is already fricked by CCPP laws and shit.
              By that time, unless you are into Wuxia/Xianxia, you shall find entertainment by going outside.
              [...]
              There's only one sex, women are objects.
              >"we wanted to add body types instead of gender because americans like to make ugly characters"
              Bullshit from loud minorities and maybe some shitposters. Just because americans do it as it became normalized doesn't mean other devs have to do it!

              based

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yakuza has ALWAYS sold like shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >That's it?
      it's the fastest a Yakzua title has hit a million copies

      Why are you replying to barry?

      I doubt it's that fricker since he's not sucking off FF15 or Forspoken in that post

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >What is falseflag

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sold less than palworld
    LMAO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      palworld is also woke

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Leftyshit your dad raped you, we can't do anything about it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Palworld is extremely problematic, pal. It has only token nod to wokeness with body type 1/2. But everything else made against it.
        First boss nuff said, make gaze.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Zamn body type 2 looks like that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >body type 1/2
          >they hate women so much that they catalogue them under a non-human sounding name
          isn't this arguably more offensive against women?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the dev said he only did the type 1 2 thing because he thought this was some weird american quirk and he wanted to appeal to the american market. Same with the sliders, "americans like making ugly characters" and when you see the characters streamers made, he's completely right.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Problem is that streamers are not humans and also not representative of the average gamer.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >body type 1/2
              >they hate women so much that they catalogue them under a non-human sounding name
              isn't this arguably more offensive against women?

              Palworld is extremely problematic, pal. It has only token nod to wokeness with body type 1/2. But everything else made against it.
              First boss nuff said, make gaze.

              And guns
              People forget it's only POkemon with guns because they saw Americans and thought "Oh they'll buy anything with guns"

              they're right

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        palworld is altright

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon please get better bait, atleast call it chinese or something

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >palworld is also woke
        You just know

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >complain about woman erasure
          >at the same time, erase the word from the records and replace it with "body type"
          hypocrisy at its finest.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          didn't the devs admit to doing this because they know Americans like to make disgusting abominations in games like this, so gender doesn't really matter for it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Americans hate it, it's their rootless captors that force it on everyone to humiliate them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >banned from gamingcirclejerk leftoid subreddits
        >woke

        Trannies are trying soooo hard lmaooo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when fall guys had its 15 minutes of fame? Yeah me fricking neither

      Survival crafting tards are the lowliest of plebes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Saved the Xbox though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        fall guys was literally ONLY popular because it was free day 1 on ps+.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Sold less than a game a third of its price marketed towards children
      Go figure, huh?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not woke.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ichiban literally gets lectured for being sexist in the first hour of the game

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What is woke about that?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nice b8 infinite m8

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nice argument moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like playing-the-fanfic-localisation-instead-of-the-original-japanese-version-of-the-game problem, mate.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently the subs say the same. Yakuza was always woke though, as is most Japanese media. The west turned woke because of Japan, not the other way around.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >the subs

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Listen here you little beauty, after the latest disaster in Granblue I have never had more motivation to actually learn. That game subs less than half of what you hear, the localizers are literally insane. Unplayable when not playing in English.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >playing-the-fanfic-localisation-instead-of-the-original-japanese-version-of-the-game problem
          no such thing anymore. now even the Japanese versions are made with global audiences in mind :^)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They're not.
            t. actually playing them

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >They're not
              then explain how purseowner propagated its changes to the 'based' slant-eyed nip version?
              the truth is it's over, japan's dead. the woke brigade has won and there's nothing you can do about it, you dumb greasy weeb. everyone hates you and your antisocial kind, so why don't you point a shotgun to your temple and pull the trigger? the world would be a much better place without your backward, hateful kind

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Anon sorry but you're moronic, Japan did this shit jokingly but they also always had a positive view on LGBT and other themes considered leftist in the west. You can cherrypick from both sides but I can promise you the west turned woke more from Japan than the other way around. We even censored their woke shit before.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >i-it's just c-cherrypicking
                lol it's not. cope.
                I look forward to the extinction of your heinous kind, weeb. you'll writhe in pain, choking back tears in impotence as everything you cherish is painfully yanked away from you. there's no bigger joy in life than reveling in the suffering of the hateful and the bigoted.
                the right side in history will prevail and your miserable existence will become nothing but a distant memory.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Picrel
                I love when people use 2chan as "HERES WHAT JAPAN THINKS" when it's just as much of a far right misogynistic echo chamber as Ganker is and their thoughts should be held with as much respect as a squirrel lost in a kilo of cocaine

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Japan isn't on your side moronera.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >weeb
                homie I make woke as frick games myself. I also make smut. I don't give a frick about this fake culture war, I'm not an amerimutt.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yet you show how much you care by replying, weeb. how quaint.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >trying to outlefty a euro
                Good luck anon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They're not.
          t. actually playing them

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          sorry buddy, that meme doesn't work anymore

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nipons are cringe af. Being the Nazi's prostitute, now they are the USA's prostitute, what a shitty country.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, the dev is ameriboo. Such sad cases.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This. I fully expect a BLM substory in the next game. I'm surprised it wasn't in this one.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            >cultural references
            lol Like a Dragon nigs literally defending the modern equivalent of 4kids painting over rice balls with jelly donuts.

            your series is fricking finished hahahahahah

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Whats actually said and whats the context. I'm not saying your wrong on the spot but I wanna know.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I actually did a bit of googling and now I kind of understand something about the consoomers. They only see things through their own lens. They see art through the lens of a political point rather then any artistic merit. On a whim I checked a morondit thread when I googled "Ichiban gets lectured for sexism yakuza" and the comments in the thread make me realize they don't see Yakuza as the story of men trying to struggle to survive and thrive and live in the underbelly of the Japan. They see a wacky silly Japanese adventure where Kiryu and company beats up misogynists in the name of onlyfans and twitchthots. Well it's not onlyfans and twitch thots but that's how they see ALL sex work. Ignoring context or circumstances they put things in realities that make sense to them. Because to comprehend something outside their political bubble is impossible. I fricking hate woke and gayshit but I can recognize apolitical things when I see them. They can't. Its sad in a way.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >the Japan
            Damnit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah the first hour is Adachi and Nanba giving Kasuga dating advice, they're horribly bad at it and they only say he's being sexist to play into "Male Feminists are bad at understanding women" trope.

        Adachi does the same in the last game in a party chat. He calls Saeko put for not being politically correct in her insults, and Sae-chan is sarcastic, it's all played as a joke. These guys attend strip clubs then nerd out about japanese idols, it's all jokes and funny character quirks.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, sure would be a shame if this series where you spend half the run time of each game beating up creeps and perverts closing in on women had a positive view of women.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They made a press release stating they have hired western twitter homosexuals to tell them what is sexist or needing to be changed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      True

      palworld is also woke

      False

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I saw some people say the fact that you don't hit women in these games is proof that it's woke

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But the Japanese have never liked to hit women.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          True, many cultures (including Japan) doesn't look favorably upon hitting women. But that's woke now, so shut up.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Uh, Gaidenchuds? Our cope?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's over.
      We really are stuck with turn-based trash.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hanawa gets executed after letting a Bleach Japan leader into the secret Daidoji headquarters. He wasn't even disguised or anything, the guy was using his regular name.

      When Kiryu found out he was dead, he just said, "Oh well, he was my handler, I guess." I'm done with RGG after this mess.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gaiden is on gapepass soo no one bought it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I liked Gaiden better and I don't give a shit how much this game sells

      Also Judgement is still the better franchise

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >can't even pull final fantasy 16 numbers despite being multiplat
    grim

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This franchise barely sold 100k outside of Japan just a few years ago. Why would it be remotely comparable to FF? lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anything that isn't FF is trash.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          FF is trash

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >can't even pull final fantasy 16 numbers despite being multiplat

      I bet you the game is also less than half the budget of FF16 as well judging from the other yakuza games

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you replying to barry?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >barry hates yakuza now

          huh?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He is a nintendo pajeet, is either ff, persona, yakuza or dd2, he cant keep up

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >barry
          >not sucking off flopspoken and ffXV
          anon?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The concept of "Barry" is completely diluted now. Fgays just shout his name whenever they hear something they don't like.
            If anything their moronation marks them out as much as the smell abbo himself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yakuza has never been a huge seller. The notable thing that I pulled from this is that Final Fantasy changed from turn based to action and has been selling like shit since, while Yakuza switched from action to turn based and has been getting bigger and bigger since.

      The reality is that genre doesnt matter. Quality and passion matter. Square Enix devs lost their passion a long time ago and their fans can feel it. ffxvi is a soulless husk of what Final Fantasy used to be.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >ffxvi is a soulless husk of what Final Fantasy used to be.

        and yet it somehow felt more soulful than FFXV

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        FFX is the last turn-based Final Fantasy
        The best selling one is XIV, by fricking far.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Xiv and xi are both outliers and cant be put on the same metric as the single player games.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"Yakuza is le poopular because muh turd based"
        turdbased trannies not be two faced liars challenge: impossible

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    -ke.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How is it woke? I played like 10h and there’s nothing woke.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      /pol/AACKs have convinced themselves that the game has a feminist agenda.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >argh pol, save me sisters

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are the /misc/acks are in the room with you right now? Overdosing on HRT may cause you side effects like this, tranon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          We're not in a room. And yes, you are in the thread lashing out in trademark fashion. Are trannies in your headspace right now?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >feels personally called out
          Every time.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >feels personally called out
            Every time.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    -LY GO GO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      -KENKA SURU
      TAISETSU NA MONO WO PROTECT MY BALLS

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >One Million
    >For the entire world
    You do realize thats less than 250 thousand per region right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Y8 is an asset flip of a 4 year old game, which was an asset flip of an 8 year old game. It has 1/20th the budget of comparable games.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wait til you hear about monster hunter

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Monster Hunter have absurdly large budgets and are Capcom flagship games alongside RE, which also have near annual asset flips.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >xe thinks one single million is a lot in 2024

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't buy anything from Sega given their obsession with denuvo.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, Palworld won

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people ITT pretending this is little when Yakuza is at-best a double-A video game?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone playing Yakuza 8
    >I just started Yakuza 3 yesterday
    It's a weird feeling
    I even forgot 8 released if it wasn't for a friend

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why care about what other people are playing?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because Ganker is nothing but chart threads the past few weeks

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Play the game in Japanese
    >Don't listen to the shit english VA
    It was really that easy

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not everything is AAA-slop.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who would've thought that drive-by reverse-activists on Ganker don't know what they're talking about. Better make the 500th thread complaining about that one scene in somnium files (got a sequel btw)

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1 million can be a big number or a small number depending on the narrative you want to push.
    Fricking idiot.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A million sales is frick all in the current market

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, for AAA hyper-slop, sure, but for a Yakuza game that costs shit-all to make?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >1 million
    >good
    for an indie dev maybe 1 million is a success, for a AAA company with a massive franchise, its a disappointment

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yakuza's always been a sleeper-hit.
      >AAA
      Ah, so you're moronic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >for a AAA company with
        >a massive franchise
        kek and gigakek. This is the fastest selling yakuza game ever btw.

        Why do you think Sega censored and westernized the shit out of this game? Why do you think they added English dubs? They're pushing the series into the mainstream. They beefed up the budget and marketing in order to make it a AAA title

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          English dubs were in the last game too.
          Why must you make shit up?
          Are you trooning?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >troons trying to throw "troon" at others, proving how unoriginal and creatively bankrupt they are.
            At least you know you are a genuine insult.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it's the funniest part. it's caught on so hard even marketers will throw "troony" as an insult to decry anyone calling them out.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's just part of their nature to try stealing something, regardless of any understanding of what makes it work, and trying unsuccessfully to make it work in their favor.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >actiongays now throw insults at each other out of lack of originality
              Cope troon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Xhe doubles down, further proving the point.
                You sure showed me (in your head) with that one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >for a AAA company with
      >a massive franchise
      kek and gigakek. This is the fastest selling yakuza game ever btw.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ryu ga gotoku has survived 5 tiles, an entire decade, of getting 300k sales per title tops.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >5m first week
    Get dabbed on Yacuckz.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you insane? Between 70-80% of the audience of Remake are dropping Rebirth.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Japan
        Their shit taste matters little to westernchads.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >scam people by releasing a definitive edition of the first remake way later
        >act surprised when people don't buy the 2nd game and just wait for the definitive version later down the line

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          NTA, but I don't even think I'll bother with it this time around. Remake wasn't that fun and the time jannies kinda killed it for me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It was after PS5 was present i still hate them for the yuffie dlc

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rofling at Rebirthgays.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        5m, guaranteed. Cope.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're an idiot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Get dabbed on Yacuckz.
      >Picrel
      Pozzed remake

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >crying about booobs
        Grow the frick up.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They removed her vegana bones too

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >one piece of artwork vs an in-game model
            No they didn't.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Cope

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have a PS5 so I'm just going to watch Vinny play it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Spiderman 2 barely cracked 5 mil. Rebirth would be lucky to crack 3 million, and that's if they score an insane Metacritic, like 93 or something.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This series died for me after they changed Kiriyu out. Still haven't bought or played Yakuza 7.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kiryu was done by 6. He had no more arc and nowhere left to go. You can't keep characters going forever.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's fine, that just means 6 is the last game in the series for me. That's all there is to it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thats the problem of yakuza even niryu with rubber cancer its dragged to ichiban rpg bullshit

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it a big number for Yakuza? I knew it was niche but I expected ~2.5m on all platforms

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fastest selling Yakuza game EVER.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yakuza never had very big sales. It usually goes 500k to 1.2 million per game. The games are only profitable cause RGG manages to shit out 2-3 Yakuza'esq games per year. Constantly re-using locations and assets.

      Infinite Wealth reaching 1 million a few days after release is very big for them. It took Y7 like 2 years to get that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >but I expected ~2.5m on all platforms
      they had it on last gen consoles too. pretty fricking bad when even an indie game like lies of p sold 1 million

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The last one took years to hit 1.8 million.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All thanks to the localization and dlc ng+

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it sold that much IN SPITE of the poz, not because of it

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All I'm hearing is dubcope.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The series should have ended on 3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >4 was when the series got awareness with normies
      >0 is when normies started praising the series
      >7 changed yakuza
      Sega going to milk it until it's dry now

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >have yet to see a single explanation of WHY Yakuza 8 is woke specifically
    >game is full of hot girls in bikinis and one of the very few games of the past decade that let you actually put your female party members in full on bikinis
    Reminder that seething /misc/tards don't play video games and as such their opinions on what is "ruining" them are worthless.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      one of you literally made the thread though, calling the game woke out of nowhere to own da bigots

      >get woke go bro-
      Get woke, go rock!

      So that's why these movies where shilled so hard?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >one of you literally made the thread though, calling the game woke out of nowhere to own da bigots
        >one of you
        I seriously have no idea what you mean by this or what you mean by "you" so I'm just going to tell you to do something about your clearly undiagnosed schizophrenia.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >ltierally make the thread saying how much the game sold and how much money it made, and it's woke, haha Ganker btfo!
          >i dindu that, it was all you

          Nice projection, troon.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            OP clearly hasn't played the game either since as I said nothing is woke in it so I'm going to assume it was you falseflagging given how quick you are to go "troonytroonytroonytroony". Literally proving my point.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >you're the falseflagger
              >t. resetera raider

              sure, and the moon is flat, bla bla

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I love that you don't deny having not played the game by the way. Which one of us is the raider again? Oh right. You.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >either say what I want or you're a bad
                Cope more discordtroon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So you haven't played the game then. And you're calling it woke. Despite having not played it. It's actually impressive how far you're going to prove my point for me. I appreciate that.

              • 1 month ago
                Tranny Suicide NOW

                >thinking there's only one anon calling out your shit

                Shoo, back to resetera.
                Watch out that you don't get banned forever having an unique opinion kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not on switch

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure you get to stream it in 3-5 years.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          🙁

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>have yet to see a single explanation of WHY Yakuza 8 is woke specifically
      I can explain it: It's a extremely shoddy, low-effort sequel with a nonsense story that is overall a step down from the previous game with Ichiban.

      This isn't 'woke' in itself, but a sharp decline in quality in an attempt to catch the market using external forces like political commentary is a woke gesture. The game being contradictory to that end is secondary to the writer getting on twitter and claiming it's an achievement in wokeness and how Americans are incredibly easy to play for sales

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >get woke go bro-
    Get woke, go rock!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bud light, target, every pixar movie for the past 10 years

      Total loss of their woke shit is in the 100s of Billions.

      But yeah, make a few Million LOL. Sure that math works out, commie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Popular thing with cult following does well despite politics? Wow
      That's why they don't make anything themselves, they take over popular things.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is barbie is woke why is barbie hot?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Final Flop XVI sold thrice as much in the same period of time and it's a nogames 5 exclusive. Am I supposed to clap?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >and cost about 100 times more to make
      Enjoy LAD9!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker is too moronic to understand development costs. Sales are the only thing that matters to the average single digit IQ moron on this board.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell is with all the Final Fantrannies ITT? Are you insecure?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're panicking. Rebirth looks like slop.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendies putting the fanbases

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    could do two if not woke

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so who the frick was he then? and don't say Morinaga because that makes no sense

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    growing up is realising that "market demand" is a meme and you will be given what you're told to have

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's actually pretty bad for how big it is, how hard it was shilled and how many platforms it was on. guess the "westernized" selling practices ain't giving them the growth they wanted

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What does woke even mean

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Of or pertaining to the politics of identity.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >It turns out that 40-50% of Yakuza 8 sales are in Japan!

    https://krsw.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/ghard/1706848725/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Package sales 180,000, 60-80% digestion rate.
      >Package shipments are 250,000-300,000.
      >Digital and steam versions are sure to reach 400,000-500,000

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1 million is pathetic for such a big release. RGG Studios is getting closed down soon

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is woke about Chitose's giant swinging knockers?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ok I will now buy your game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >bugperson breasts
      Gross.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So what will be 9's excuse to go back to hawaii? They just made a new huge map no way they are throwing it away in 1 title.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They'll probably just use it in a spin-off.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did they really change the name from yakuza because it was offensive

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If a game is good it will sell no matter the ideology.
    /pol/cels will never cope with this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      YONG OUT!

      >success
      It's woke (never is - commies lie)
      >failure
      Not because it's woke! (it was)

      Your era of bullshit ends now.

      >success
      They parasite already established franchises as they can't create.
      >failure
      Out of ESG bucks.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >success
    It's woke (never is - commies lie)
    >failure
    Not because it's woke! (it was)

    Your era of bullshit ends now.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Steam just download a patch

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >LAD Infinite Wealth
    >woke
    In what way?

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rebirth spammer is barry falseflagger btw

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Pozzed shit underperforms
    Many such cases!

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>get woke go bro-
    video games are always sold by there last game you will not know how well received this was till the next game.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >latest installment in big franchise with a lot of momentum and goodwill inevitably does well
    wooooowww

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not to be the one to start console wars shit, but it's just funny to me watching nincels act like yakuza is dying without shitendo in the famitsu thread when it's just getting bigger and bigger without it. What's crazier to me is that it's getting bigger despite changing its established combat system which most other games would get controversy over

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think anyone played Yakuza for the combat.
      Even for beat-em-ups it had terrible, repetitive combat that consisted of replaying the same 6 stock animations every ten feet when some thug would accost kiryu

      The JRPG thing is a huge change but it's at least different.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Tomizawa: “Hawaii have the most homeless population in the US”
    ??????????????????
    It’s California, and it’s not even close. Why did RGG lie about this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A quick google search says it's in the top 4 and it is pretty close. Keep in mind Beach Bums is a known culture in hawaii. Being homeless, fishing and sleeping on the beach.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wealth Like a Yakuza : Infinite dragon 8

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wealth Like A Yakuza 8: Infinite Dragon Quest

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    come back when it hits 19M

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yakuza ended at 4

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Talk to a dog on the street
    >Singular, ONE, dog
    >“I wonder if ‘THEY’ want something from me”
    They start using they with an animal now? Kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is how the word 'they' works

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn't

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is how the word 'they' works

          They are right. You use it when you don't know the gender

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know if IT is a male or a b***h.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Dont know the gender
            It’s a dog, just use it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ESL detected

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Use english language wrong
        >Y-you are ESL!!!!
        “It” is already a neutral pronoun for animals.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Still doesn't mean 'they' is wrong, dipshit. You're complaining about nothing. Imagine being so fricking soft.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >1mil
    Ganker told me Yakuza was mainstream now? why the weak sales?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >why the weak sales?

      it's the fastest any Yakuza entry has hit 1 million

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >woke
    Does that mean Ichiban and Eiji hook up? I just started

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Game is full of Bikini girls left and right
    >Bikini costumes for Seong Hui, Saeko and Cheetos
    >No wokeshit in sight
    >People are screaming "WOKE, WOKE" left and right
    I don't get it, is it the asiatics who are scared of Nip game with Fanservice? That sound schizo but they have been shilling their shit relentlessly in the past few days

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Keep up, moron:

      https://today.rtl.lu/news/business-and-tech/a/2161927.html

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're saying that because of the shit outside of the game.
      Tehy're not brave enough to put that IN the game yet, because if they do, sales would tank.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The real shit test will be the next one, because those slimy israelites at Segay only disclosed that they're pozzing their games from the start of development about a week after the release date for this piece of shit.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is 1 million in a week supposed to be good in the current year or is it good just because it's Yakuza's first?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's very good for an overpriced fairly niche game not catered to adhd kids.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >not catered to adhd kids.
        literally the audience this game was advertised to, homosexual

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Go back to palworld. Say hi to my bud's 5 year old if you encounter him.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all that gay localiser drama literally threatening sega only for yakuza to sell the fastest its ever been weebs lost.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How much did xqc cost?

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    still not getting my money 😉

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You make it sound like it is full of trannies with bulges on display.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's full of hot girls and Ganker is acting like it's the wokepocalypse because the gay writer (again, worst story in the franchise so far) said some gay shit on twitter about Americans knowing better how to write Japanese games than the Japanese.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >take successful and popular franchise
    >make it gay and lame
    >it's still coasts along okay-ish for a bit from being once successful and popular
    >"We did it again, gaylamers! So much for go woke go broke huh?"
    Why are they like this? Anyone remember picrelated or the many other examples? No? I wonder why. The few games that make it aren't popular because of this shit but despite of it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are they like this?
      They literally cannot create anything. Almost 100% of their successes have been taking something good and perverting it so it coasts on good will and brand recognition.
      It's like woke gays like Druckmann only got to write games at all by firing the actually talented people and puking out garbage named after their creation.

      That said this game isn't like that yet, it's just shallow, boring and incredibly lazy. It was clearly an excuse for the devs to frick around in Hawaii for several months.

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you get anything worthwhile for doing Dondoko Island besides money? I got it to 2 stars and lost interest since it just feels like a busy work simulator. If there's nothing significant then I'm probably just going to skip it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A special move IIRC but its honestly so boring that I stopped after getting 3 stars. Had like 90k USD so I just went back and continued main story.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To make matters worse, it's a recycled special from LaD.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dondoko is all about recycling after all

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh right, this game's Orbital Laser equivalent, I do remember people talking about that. Yeah I don't really need that so I'll just skip it.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >every Gorirat has the Hooligan trait making them all terrible workers
    I CAN'T SNEED

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