*giggles* You are cute, anon. Come, walk with me. Let's be happy.

*giggles* You are cute, anon.
Come, walk with me.
Let's be happy.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fully modeled panties under her skirt.
    Some FC5 dev went rogue.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >game has female npcs with fully modeled and textured panties
      >devs are either Japanese or French
      everytime

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, 'happy', I remember that.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's in that "bliss" thing, anyway?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Datura mostly, lots of cholinergic deliriants. DMT is far more blissful in reality.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'll take your word for it man.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >kill 3 enemies
    >get automatically drugged
    >forced 10 minute cutscene that you can't skip
    >finally get to play the game again
    >kill 3 enemies
    >get automatically drugged
    >this happens a hundred million times
    dropped

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Does it? I remember doing her boss battle relatively early in the game and not being annoyed by something like that. It has been years though, I might be forgetting.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Girl willingly spends time with me
    >giggles
    >cute
    >be happy
    Immersion broken, shit game, 1/10

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >dating religious girls
    hell no, even if shes a 10 im not becoming a Mormon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why not? What if she's perfect? An obedient, trad wife?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        if she's a Mormon she will force you to marry another 3-4 girls
        And ALL mormon girls look alike

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >she will force you to marry another 3-4 girls
          oh no
          how will i ever recover

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Could I blackmail her into marrying me by saying I'll only join the cult if she marries me?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    when i played hundreds of hours of this game i had this idea of an alternate ending where john sneed succeeds in brainwashing the rookie and deputy hudson into being loyal cult members (and also lovers). it would end with them leading a happy family life in the bunker before they set out with their children and grandchildren into new eden, with a PEG no longer handicapped by the rookie's handiwork.
    faith is just joseph sneed's used up prostitute, she'll be replaced. rookie x hudson is OTP

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I felt so bad for Joseph and Fait

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >scripted first person cutscene where the villain talks at you and gets right up in the camera so you can see the facial animation
    hate this shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Faith cutscenes were perfect
      She is supposed to be trying to charm and drug you

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