>*gives 50 potatoes*. >"this should feed you while you are teaching your student". >leaves

>*gives 50 potatoes*
>"this should feed you while you are teaching your student"
>leaves
Bravo Emil

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek bethesdrones will never recover from this shit game

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Potatoes are legit.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what do they eACK

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why potatoes specifically? Not even 50 food items, but potatoes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gamebryo engine.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what makes it even funnier, there's packaged space age processed food fricking everywhere and it has be exactly 50 potatoes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      le funny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give a man a dorito and you feed him for a day. Give him a potato and you...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's irish

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Potatoes.
      You have to be poor to eat potatoes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heh this, the game should've asked you for 35 different food items because that would be realistic and realism is why I play videogames (I am however moronic)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you really are

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nafo writers on staff

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      50 potatoes is enough to grow a self-sustaining crop from which you can deride everything from food to alcohol.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wat the frick

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick was emil thinking when he wrote this game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >[Entomologist] Not my area of expertise but she doesn't look too good...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >[Speech] Oh my god, they killed Sarah!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >[Terrifying Presence] YOU BASTARDS!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>YOU BLOODY BASTARDS b***h
          ftfy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >[Barter] They'll pay for this!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >[Perception] Oof…That’s gotta hurt.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >[Perception] Sarah is dead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [Ballistic Weapons]She's been shot!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [Glass her]

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >[Speech] No.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >[Sarcastic] Yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >[Low Intelligence] You dropped your blood.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        okay, i laughed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > [medicine] [low intelligence] <scoop up blood and put it back in her>

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >[Bard] Sarah, are you okay? Sarah, are you okay? Are you okay, Sarah?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these read like lines out of a shitty netflix drama series that get turned into youtube short clips with an ai voiceover

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Sarah it's me... it's me, Sarah...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >[Sarah] Sarah.... Sarah it's me.... it's me, Sarah....

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [Chris Tucker] She ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >[Bethesda] You look ready for release!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [OP] Damn, Sarah’s dead. Oh well, guess I better suck some more wieners.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [Agility 7] I'm a sick frick, I like a quick frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >[piloting] SHES GOING DOWN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [Encyclopedia] Sarah is a common feminine given name of Hebrew origin. It derives its popularity from the biblical matriarch Sarah, the wife of Abraham and a major figure in the Abrahamic religions. It is a consistently popular given name across Europe, North America, and the Middle East — being commonly used as a female first name by israelites, Muslims, and Christians alike, and remaining popular also among non-religious members of cultures influenced by these religions.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, that was super useful.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give it to me straight bros. Will the new update and dlc save the game or is it time to mourn the inevitable death of Elder Scrolls?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing worth salvaging.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ESO had a new update and it's pretty decent.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'll never find enjoyment in anything if you're a cynical butthole.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they hyperfocused on whiners wanting a car to drive
        >100% guarantee they will not have fixed the POI system
        grim

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The game needs total overhaul and basically should be remade from scratch, except for assets, for slopfield to be good or even just "ok". Bethesda won't do it, hence no updates will ever save the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there are rocks and trees literally everywhere. you wont be able to drive.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know, I enjoyed all games that released alongside slopfield: BG3, Lies of P, AC6, Cyberpunk 2.0 update, it's 100% on slopfield for being irredeemable horrible dogshit garbage not even the dumbest normalgay fell for.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You think a new helmet will somehow save the game?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I see what you did there

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is somehow even more moronic than horse armor.

        The entire gameloop when it comes to exploration, is running into the exact same fricking PoIs, shooting some dudes, getting loot, so you can go to another identical PoI, shoot the same dudes now with higher level, get the exact same loot with a higher level. It's just grind for the sake of grind.

        Once you've hit a few super secret space bases of which there are a dozen generated everytime you land on any fricking planet no matter how remote, you realize there is literally no reason to engage with this content at all. It's pointless to walk there. It's pointless even to quick travel there. Who the frick wants to drive?

        For ground vehicles to even make sense, they'd have to revamp the entire fricking game. It's literally glitter on a turd.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is it time to mourn the inevitable death of Elder Scrolls?
      When Alduin was slain time no longer becomes reset at the end of each kalpa/cycle, society will proceed further into technology and war and so on. Skyrim is a very good story ending and I think clinging to hopes for 6 is going to bring a lot of misery and woe.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if they added gore and removed all essential npcs on ng+ the game would be decent I guess

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get 50 potatoes
    >have to eat all of them in a week or they go rotten

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is food for an entire colony ship by the way. hundreds of people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats not how potatoes work lmao its literally one of the most hardy vegetables out there. If you store them in the dark and dry, they'll be good for a long ass time, definitely entire winter, maybe even entire year

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i saw this one video by Brew on how stored potatos released posion gas and killed a entire family.

        And yes Potatos can sprout and turn posionious. Don't eat green potatos.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you have to eat all the potatoes

    please

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No matter how much of a steaming turd Starfield is, Ganker will still collectively fall for the patented Bethesda hype to dogshit pipeline once again when TES6 is properly announced. Just wait for the "CAN'T WAIT FOR TODD AND EMIL'S FANTASY KINO" threads when it happens, and how they'll go to full cope mode the more info about the game is released and it becomes clear just how much of a piece of shit it'll be.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker will collectively
      It was a single pajeet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is literally only one schizo on Ganker, who consistently shills for Bethesda - it's the one, who creates gorillion horrendous gigachad memes with walls of texts and makes FO3 vs NV threads. And even he may be doing that ironically.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know I will but it's not comparable

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poh tay toes are GOATED tho.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that sure is a lot. I may need to come back
    Wait, so she specifically asked for 50 potatoes? Is she Irish?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aren’t these so they can grow more for an entire colony ship

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