>gives you every progression item in 20 minutes. >900 more korok seeds except they are blue this time

>gives you every progression item in 20 minutes
>900 more korok seeds except they are blue this time
>reused shrines
>still no real dungeons

Oh boy I cannot wait for teh new game I am so hyped!

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I am cautiously optimistic about the trailer showing Link only climbing giant roots/vines. God I hope climbing any surface is gone. I hated that shit like you wouldn't believe.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Linearslop

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Openslop

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Oh noes I have to choose my own adventure

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >choose my own adventure
            >end result is still the same

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >still seething about it 6 years later
    HOLY SHIT

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'll keep seething until they make a proper sequel to OoT

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        bro majora's mask was released 23 years ago

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That's not a sequel. I'll be ok with a sequel to that too though

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Majora's Mask literally takes place immediately after OOT what the fuck do you mean it's not a sequel. It retains all of the gameplay but adds a time mechanic and makes side questing and characters the focus instead of having the dungeons be the only story content.

            Unless you just want them to make OOT again but then what's the point?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's called twilight princess

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I said proper

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        MM happened and it was great, but I know what you mean. Just give me a real, modern Zelda game without Aonuma's or Fujibayashi's bullshit. Bring back Koizumi.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for resetting the counter

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

      Whenever I see someone here trying to "criticise" BotW, they always - without fail - immediately expose themselves as an infantile moron.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Only infantile morons enjoy botw

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's because it's mostly one person, you think it's a coincidence that the OP is a variation of the Black Adam/Shazam meme that that one schizo made?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Someone needs to make a counter for how often this image gets posted in BOTW threads regardless of legitimate complaints

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >legitimate complaints

        Its.6 years (SIX FUCKING YEARS) and you have not presented a single convincing argument against BotW. Not one.

        The game's overwhelming critical acclaim, commercial success and cultural legacy has kept you seething though.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >cultural legacy
          This is bait right? Botw isn't Mozart, you know this right? Right?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          And you're still in every single thread sperging out trying to defend it arthur.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >weapon durability doubled
    >unique weapons are either extremely rare drop from relevant mobs or rewards for quests/dungeons
    >unique weapons can be repaired
    >master sword is unbreakable but deals fairly average damage
    >add at least 8-12 real dungeons with unique mobs and bosses
    there, I just fixed your game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >unique weapons can be repaired
      I was mad as fuck when I got the Sword of the Sages with the Ganondorf amiibo only for it to break in 20 hits.
      Fucking bullshit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You just turned it into an inferior elden ring with durability. But you did at least make it better.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    BOTW is the anti dopamine game. It makes dopamine addicts seethe

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's for boring people who hate fun. I'd seethe too if my series got turned into that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >get a new weapon every 5 minutes since the game is designed around weapons breaking
      if thats not pro-dopamine design, i dont know what is.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to rescue the Zelda and defeat the Ganon again

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >gives you every progression item in 20 minutes
    Eh. I mean I can understand why people are upset by it, but it's not like it gives you EVERYTHING. Things you can still unlock are:

    >Stasis+
    >Mipha's Grace
    >Daruk's Protection
    >Urobosa's Fury
    >Revali's Gale
    >The Master Sword
    >Armor sets

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    zelda zoomers are such fucking gays

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I started a new playthrough of BotW on Yuzu recently, everything about the trek up the mountaintops to the Cryosis shrine is the best part of the game honestly
    >told about a Hispanicy meal but the actual ingredients aren't specified, all you really know is that it has fish and peppers
    >have to gather the ingredients yourself
    >can experiment with the dish, even if it's not exact you'll still get something to help you climb the mountain
    >have to cut down a tree to access the raft located on a damaged dock, something you'll never do for the rest of the game when you can just use cryosis
    >cutting the tree grants you a leaf to propel the raft with
    >sail across and climb the rest of the mountain, avoiding giant snowballs and fighting enemies
    >complete the shrine and gain a new ability, potentially a weapon too if you bothered with the optional chest

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >everything about the trek up the mountaintops to the Cryosis shrine is the best part of the game honestly
      Yep. That and eventide are the only truly well designed parts of the game. Everything else about the world is turn your brain off and enjoy the walking sim.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >900 more korok seeds except they are blue this time
    Did they show the seed equivalent in totk? What is it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dark korok seeds

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Deku Nuts

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >so mad hes making up a scenario in his head and getting angry about it
    Top lel

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why does she look like Ellie from TLOU adaptation

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you every progression item in 20 minutes
    except this is blatantly false
    the only core items you get in the first 20 if you're even that fast are
    >slate with 4 base abilities (bomb, magnesis, stasis, and cryo)
    >paraglider
    that's not even close to half of the items and upgrades without including dlc
    why does Ganker constantly complain about games they don't play?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a continuous supply of new items that greatly improve traversal, if not getting past full on progression gates. Something crazy to happen like fighting a giant creature like the ending boss battle in BotW but in the middle of the game, or some event that massively changes the overworld. Or plot that isn't told through flashbacks but things that are happening then and there.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >6 years of autism

      You have been repeatedly exposed as being so mentally ill that you will spend countless hours setting up these scenarios on emulators that no player will ever experience. Are you just sick on the head? Its now 2023 for fuck sake lol

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine simping for a game so hard you become this paranoid.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      wasn't this proven to be from an emulator?
      also this video implies that you killed the rest of the camp because bobokilins never spawn in singles
      and then also proceeded to electrocute said bobo and made sure it got a bow, because since they rarely spawn with bows

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Or he just left the archer alive, since there's an archer tower right in the webm?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I doubt since archers rarely spawn in silver in normal mode
          also it has a base bobo bow, silvers usually have some kind of dragonbone or upgraded weapon

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When you realize the runes and paraglider aren't even vital progression items yet the locked you down to the plateau and killed you if you tried to leave is another kick in the nuts. Plateau is like the only genuinely well designed area in the game and yet it too is still marred with bullshit and makes the rest of the game worse by giving you everything right off the bat.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hahaha YESSSS let's demoralize our SELVES bros >:D NOTHING is good! Let's hate everything!! I LOVE garden gnomeS HAIL ISRAEL

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sounds good

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The one progression item in the entire game (if you can count it that) is Revali's gale. 120 shrines and only one progression item. BOTWfags will legitimately defend this.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >progression item

      You are an imbecile LMFAO

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    who cares, ill still pirate it and play it on yuzu day 1

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This. It's a free game, notendrones will still pay $70 for it tho lmao

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Durability, which is an organic way of giving you weapon variety, filtered DFAC out of Ganker.
    >bring me back to Ocarina where there's one attack with one weapon for everything
    No! Games have aged and introduced complexity, variety, and make you change things up. Get fucking good

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      me back to Ocarina where there's one attack with one weapon for everything
      Have you played Ocarina?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No, why would I? It's old.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes and 99% of combat interactions are swinging the sword

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't play botw so totk will be goty for me even if it's slightly worse. Who knows nintendo does have a reputation for dropping the ball.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Didn't play botw so totk will be goty for me
      Never assume. I thought botw would be amazing, not the biggest disappointment I've ever experienced in 30 years of vidya. If you didn't care enough to play botw by now there's no reason to think totk will interest you as it pretty much looks like the exact same game so far.

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