Gloomwood

This game any good?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    troony Game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How? I want to make a troony game myself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        don't worry, just make a game however you want, post it on Ganker and people will start calling it a troony game in no time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Right, but how do I get the actual troony audience? There's a lot of them in Half-Life, for example.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the best way is to be a troony yourself, but you can also advertise it on twitter, also dont forget to add troony flags and make troony characters

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, well, seems like none of those are gonna work out for me. Looks like my game will remain a chud game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why is it a troony game?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How? I want to make a troony game myself.

        Dev role plays as a gay bird furry. Just look at Dillon's Twitter.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is this true? If it is now I won't buy this game. I don't want to play something associated with trannies, and furries.

          The dev attacked a high schooler on twitter for a joke. He doxxed the kid and the kid had to erase all of his social media

          Is this also true?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The dev attacked a high schooler on twitter for a joke. He doxxed the kid and the kid had to erase all of his social media

          >twitter drama on the most literal of literally whos
          Holy shit for the love of god just leave and never come back.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >bird furry
          Why aren't they called featheries?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >feathery
            doesnt roll off the tongue as well as furry or scalie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The dev attacked a high schooler on twitter for a joke. He doxxed the kid and the kid had to erase all of his social media

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          proofs

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This, frick troonywood, not supporting homosexuals like this even remotely anymore.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          /thread.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            did you post the wrong image ?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i will now pirate your game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp
      This game is troony-certified so its instantly garbage.
      The whole immersive sim genre should just be considered troonycore at this point

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And what isn't? There aren't any based games left anon, all is reddit or troony in you moronic mind, isn't it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Any game that gets a schizo to call it a "troony game" is likely to be good. Thanks

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > worse than thief
    > early access
    idk. the fact you have guns just completely destroys the stealth part for me

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking despise these tryhard "LOOK IT'S SO RETRO" games
    If I wanted to play a stealth game with shit graphics I'd just play thief or splinter cell. At least those are good games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if they tried to make realistic graphics it would look janky as frick and they would waste too much effort that should be put into making the game good instead

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but the game isn't even good
        It's just a shitty thief/dishonored ripoff that looks awful. It doesn't even have an appealing art style, it just looks like shit.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it has a demo, try it out yourself

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tldr.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm a moronic Black person
        Weird thing to post anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          jokes on you, I'm just moronic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Considering for when the demo came out to now, the game has absolutely no content

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Content
          I thought this was a Thief homage? Like it would have 10-15 levels.

          The dev attacked a high schooler on twitter for a joke. He doxxed the kid and the kid had to erase all of his social media

          I really want a source on this.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The early access has about 2-3 hours of content, so the equivalent of just a couple of Thief levels.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gloomtroony devs completely obliterated. There's no coming back now, bros.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Finally, actual fricking substance that isn't just morons screeching troony.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, the game sucks (and the devs seem like insufferable douchebags but that might be beside the point). Here's any normal person's opinion on this game. Sums it up extremely well.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Finally, actual fricking substance that isn't just morons screeching troony.

      No, the game sucks (and the devs seem like insufferable douchebags but that might be beside the point). Here's any normal person's opinion on this game. Sums it up extremely well.

      i'm assuming the "game" did nothing more than the years-old demo
      it was ok, but with potential, but when i played it it was nowhere near "pay real money for it" territory

      and i fricking love prey, dishonored, and even 2 and it's DLC so that's saying something

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Is the game good?
    >well I've been following the devs on twitter and found something bad they did so let's all talk about that instead

    Ganker - twitter drama

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The developer raped and murdered a 17 year old girl in 2013, you might not believe this but I can provide citations if you need, or you can do your own research, look into disappearances in the American midwest around the same time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not going to give money to people I find disagreeable.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure you also look at the twitter profiles of the board of cereal companies when deciding what cereal to buy, and don't only have this principle when it comes to video game culture war drama.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This. By this metric almost every single one of you dumb homosexuals are incredible hypocrites, but are too pea-brained to understand it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Is it possible to pirate cereal?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You're right - they could pirate the game instead and then talk about whether it's good or not.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not giving money to a troony. They wouldn't buy my game if I made one, either.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >early access
    >made by trannies

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Very generic.
    These boomer shooter clones are a dime a dozen these days, all basically the same shit, zero originality or interesting stuff in any of them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >all basically the same shit, zero originality or interesting stuff in any of them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a boomer shooter

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I confuse this game with Gloomhaven constantly.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We need a game titled Gloomwoven now.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, it's not out yet.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If there's anyone in the thread not completely demented and mind broken by trannies that actually played the game, how is it?
    Assuming one doesn't care about the devs, twitter or Ganker fricked up obsessions and just want a fun game for a few hours?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this is a great review, the game feels schizophrenic in terms of design decisions
      it seems more obsessed with constantly referencing independent games and mashing them together and the result is a mess

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds more like Peripeteia. What does GW mash together aside from adding guns to Thief?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing, its Thief with guns and pretty bad
          >went the game picks up ends
          >no point in using guns since AI is dumb and tafferin' around is dead easy
          >no point in tafferin' because you can clump enemies into doors and blast away
          >map is pretty bad
          For real, just play Thief fan missions.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I played the demo (which is no longer available), and it's a pretty cool Thief copycat/successor with a few more autistic mechanics but no stealing. Has potential.
      Never buy or play early access games, ask again when it's properly out.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's nothing like Thief.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          A completely nonsensical statement. Unless they've redesigned the whole game since the demo, it plays almost exactly like Thief, and there was never an attempt to hide it. It may be a different kind of game for several reasons, but it sure as frick isn't "nothing like" Thief.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >but no stealing
        the devs back in the day posted a playlist where they showed new incoming stuff, including guards breaking down wooden doors they don't have they keys to and pickpocketing keys

        i wonder if they implemented these

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The screenshot of the review is pretty much my thoughts on it as well. I'd wait until the full game because it's only like 2/3 hours of content, which isn't even that good.
      The shtick of "thief with guns" doesn't even work that well because every encounter is piss easy and can be back stabbed, even when enemies are standing right next to another. It literally feels like the devs forgot they even put guns in the game.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's alright.
    If you're looking for a Thief successor, this isn't it (one of the reasons Thief is so timeless and paced so well is that you -don't- have to crouch waddle everywhere), but it's a good stealth-based survival horror on its own merits.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    every time a new early access indie game comes out, i pirate it, play it for half an hour and if i like it it goes on my "wait for 5 years" list
    tired of playing those homosexual glorified demos honestly, i have no idea who even buys those

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i learned my lesson after wrath and valheim, never buying EA again

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unfinished isn't good anon, but the demo was kino.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who knows, it's not out yet. There's only a 2 hour demo.

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