Go ahead and thank us

Without space Marines, you wouldn't have 40k. All I hear is insulting the 'smurfs'. Frick you. Without space Marines, especially without ultramarines, 40k would SUCK as a setting. Waaa waaa I have my chaos! My xenos!! No one gives a flying frick about any fricking xenos army. Tau? Pussy baby shit. Eldar? Literally homosex homosexual baby bullshit. Orks? Lol so randumb xD!! Tyranids? Bug spray. Necrons? Metal skeletor. Every chaos faction is just le epic devil xD corrupted human xD gay corrupted space marine xD!!! Seriously. Frick you for disrespecting the main characters of Warhammer. Get out of your dark dank hole you call a room, and go walk your fat smelly ass down to your local gameshop and thank a space marine player for giving your life purpose. Go in, shake his hand. Make him feel important, because he is. Far more important then your stupid ass. And for the record, I don't even play Warhammer, I just call it like I see it.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ceramite encased assault nipples, the true mark of am esteemed commander

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Space marines are the gateway to 40k.
    There are two ways a new player can grow into something else.
    1. They move on from marines, maybe play xenos or Chaos.
    2. Growing up as a space marine player is realizing that Ultramarines are truly the best

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hilariously, I got into it just because BFG was the only spaceship wargame I could find at first. I played that shit for like two years without really knowing what the deal with space marines was.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ultramarines are legitimately one of the coolest chapters. I think that's why they get intentionally ruined by always being presented in the colors of Epstein's temple. The company that owns them doesn't represent the blue and the black or even the white and the blue so we're stuck with first company gays until mystery babylon collapses.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn bro that's crazy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The company that owns them doesn't represent the blue and the black or even the white and the blue so we're stuck with first company
      Anon first company is blue snd white, gold is second company.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the Inquisition purged schizos I'd be an imperiumgay.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >us
    mate, shut the frick up.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that you got me thinking about it Warhammer would be a pretty neat setting without the space marines and skaven mentality

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could have just had power armoured elite infantry be a part of the imperial guard and the setting would have been better.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thatswhattheywereinrougu3trader

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > They hated him because he told the truth
    My battle brother, my Captain, my Chapter Master....
    I kneel.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go ahead and thank us
    >I don't even play Warhammer

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ultramarines suffer from success and that legitimately isn't their fault. I wish that corporations like GW weren't afraid of having their flagship get their shit kicked in once in a while to keep them fresh. They're presented too well because they're just mascots to sell models rather than characters that sell models. The Ultramarines have really good moments and characters with Gulliman being a good example. A faction doesn't have to be doing well to be loved and I wish GW would take that idea to heart. No one really cares how you fall, they care about how you get back up.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ultramarines lose badly in the new edition trailer, anon

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree, space marines, Grey Knights especially, are essential to the imperium, and the setting.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Space marines are fricking gay. They were better when they were convict-conscript spacecops.

    • 10 months ago
      Sean

      God this stupid kid’s game used to be so much cooler. The longer a story lives the more it suffers from power creep and day-time television tier melodrama.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They acted as space cops only in that singular instance, and them being convicts is still something I have to see a source for

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        A few Astartes like the 30k Night Lords or the Carcharodons specifically recruit from prisons.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >space marines are so boring OP has to generate shitty AI art to attempt to make them look good
    lol
    lmao even

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Came here to say this
      How soulless do your dudes have to be that you don't mind using AI art for them even though you have a metric tonne of legit art

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Using an abominable intelligence to generate an image of a space marine
    The audacity astounds me.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Without space Marines, you wouldn't have 40k
    Is that an endorsement or a negative.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      > le epic contrary opinion!!!!
      40k introduced plenty of people to wargames. A lot of other, better games rely on wiser people growing out of 40k.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >40k introduced plenty of people to wargames
        Is that a positive or a negative?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you should go to the book store and thank a science fiction reader since your precious smurfs wouldn't exist without stuff to shamelessly rip off.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          (meant for OP obviously)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Something about the way 'referencing', 'paying homage' or 'knowing wink' have transmuted into 'ripping off' over the years disturbs me a little and I can't really put my finger on why.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            it became a ripoff when they started suing people over "their" IP before then it was fine

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Essentially it's the draining of ideas.
            There is nothing new under the sun.
            Everything is a combination of other ideas.
            I suspect the rise of saying "ripped off" is due to a lack of better words we just use it to mean a company outright stole it by claiming it as a wholly-owned idea, something unique when that isn't the case. Then when someone tries to pay homage to that, they bit back saying "no, that's ours".
            Think about it ss a kid that hogs all the Legos of a certain shape or color. You need them for your build but he won't share them because he owns them?
            Thus you are limited in your ideas because he'll come over and slap the shit out of you for doing so.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What does that have to do with introducing people to tabletop wargaming
          > ib4 expecting a coherent argument from the gays on Ganker

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >growing out
        No one born after 1995 is worth knowing or interacting with anyways.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The future is now old man

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate tau and eldar more than you smurfs so its cool.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just wished some of the other chapters got some time in the spotlight, taken guard, white scars and my favourite guys the salamanders.
    Why has vulkan hestan not been primarised yet...

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    tryhard

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kneel

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >40k would SUCK as a setting.
    It already sucks.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Space Marines are the reason it sucks.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If space marines are so great, why are they getting replaced?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >replaced

      Wrong, they're getting upgraded

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder, no Primaris keyword in new releases

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remember, boxnaught is kill

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's because all marines are primaris. Firstborns don't longer exist in 10th

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >56% mindset

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm losing track of all the dog whistle number references what's this one about?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's saying you're a Black person, which you are.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would be better if all the marines went traitor and it was just them fighting guardchads and losing all the time

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up, karskunt

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seethos continues to seethe.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy more of my army man toys.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like his tiny battle breasts

    gay

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks
    WAAAAAAAAAGH!!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AI """"""""""art""""""""""

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Without space Marines, you wouldn't have 40k.
    >No more heresy threads in /tg/
    >no more primarch wank in /tg/
    >no more pseudointellectual euros making extensive research youtube videos about 40k lore or how x fictional guy could survive a fictional universe
    >No more female space marine drama
    >No more 40k coom.
    >no more twittertards saying that 40k is facist.
    >no more /misc/tards saying 40k is woke.
    >No more 40k memes forcefully injected into every /tg/ conversation.
    >No more 40k neckbeards. They all have to go touch grass and have sex.
    >no more muh-lore tards arguing they need to have unfair advantages ingame because their lore said so.
    >No more marvel tier. Muh guy said this and jobbed to that and he's so cool and blablabla.

    I'll thank you when you're dead. You can be main characters all you want, but you're still gay in a gay setting with gay fans.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      go back to your 5e thread, RMD

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to British hell you 40kiddie.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >RMD
        Leave it to the smurf fanboy to start calling people tax terms.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know which tripgay RMD was

          but good joke all the same, heh

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Girlyman is tax manager afterall

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Without space Marines, you wouldn't have 40k.
    And I would be better for it. Frick off, smurf.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong space MUHrines
    40k would be nothing without fantasy. Without fantasy, 40k wouldn't even be a thought.
    We didn't have rampant space MUHrines in fantasy. Even in age of smegmar, the MUHrine nature of the stormcast eternals was yanked backed for the favour of the other factions.

    And do you know what these two games have that 40k recently didn't? Dwarves. Dwarves were a key piece in making sure the setting was stable, and the MUHrines weren't getting too uppity.
    Elves were too weak and small by themselves.Tau were too weak and small by themselves. Necrons were powerful, but too sleepy and old. And Orks, gsc, and tyranids ended up as fodder.
    Only the dwarves could tie everything. And now they have returned as the mighty Leagues of Votann.
    Tremble in your weak metal armor space MUHrines, for the short kings have arrived to put you in your place.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the short kings were so great why did the squats get squatted in the first place? Why weren't the dorf kangz simping for short hair dick in space?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If the short kings were so great why did the squats get squatted in the first place
        Because gw didn't do them proper at first.
        That mistake is now fixed.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, everyone's to blame but you. I could almost believe you're a real woman with that huge lack of personal accountability.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Meds

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they are the most fun to paint
    >t.ork,dwarf,guard
    I bought one with ebay points from that magazine and it was literally more fun than all other dudes. The necro was slightly too easy (and a b***h to glue together). Gonna buy the next box. I wanted to start nid army anyway and waited for a rework and gonna have fun painting blue men a lot

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big bro, your cool and all but obviously dad didn't expect you to make the Codex into a bible. You should take what is useful and discard the rest. Now the Emperor's Tarot, that is how you really make decisions.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Shilling the smurfs this bad just to grief low IQ idiots.
    Very gay, Satan, and not in a good "let's polish each other's sword after killing heretics, brother" kind of way.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    All Space Marines should 100% unironically be like the Black Templars, complete fricking nuts who roam the galaxy purging for the Emperor.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Without space Marines, you wouldn't have 40k.
    Don't threaten me with a good time.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree that Space Marines (and TTS to a lesser extent) are the gateway to 40k. I disagree that the Smurfs are the best.

    Lion for Life, Ultrasmurf.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Shilling the smurfs this bad just to grief low IQ idiots.
      Very gay, Satan, and not in a good "let's polish each other's sword after killing heretics, brother" kind of way.

      Do you think that the Dark Angels would be as cool as they are if they were the baseline for Space Marines and every Chapter was measured by how much they deviated from the Dark Angel standard?

      Like imagine an alternate timeline where Azrael got the dick-sucking that Marneus Calgar got and Asmodai was as absolutely fricking hyped as CATO SICARIUS, CAPTAIN OF THE SECOND COMPANY, WHO HAS AS MANY BATTLE HONOURS PERSONALLY AS ENTIRE COMPANIES OF LESSER SPACE MARINES gets hyped.

      Imagine if it was the Lion who set the standard for Marines post-Heresy and every Chapter had their own little private war against !Fallen that they would engage in secretive, paranoid team-killing for.

      Imagine that Matt Ward came in, looked at how the Dark Angels were getting absolutely deep-throated, their balls and taint tickled, with three fingers up the poop chute, and then decided, "yes, I can do more," and then delivered on that claim in ways we cannot even imagine?

      Do you still think they would be cool then?

      No, they wouldn't be. You'd be here posting fricking Smurfs to be c**ts. Shut the frick up and get the frick out of here with your gay green space knights who got btfo at their gimmick by the Black Templars (who do space knights better), the Space Wolves (who do being gay better), and the Flesh Tearers (who do team-killing better).

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol calm down Ultragay.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meds

          No.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Without *Lord of the Rings, you wouldn't have 40k
    You wouldn't even have Warhammer. Both the game and the scale of GW.
    Warhammer was heavily influenced by LOTR, and when those movies came out and the SBG rode alongside them GW made so much money it shot them up to top dog making the giant that you see today.
    So I will not thank shitty clones of Star Wars stormtroopers, they don't deserve anything but contempt.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Space Marines are Warhammer soul, but Ultramarines are fricking soulless bore and frick you for pretending they aren't, homosexual.

    The fact that soulless generic marysue shit is pushed more and more is a great contributing factor to the sorry state of affairs.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Space Marines are Warhammer soul
      AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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