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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not yet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DEMETRIUS

      GO TO THE BATHROOM AND TAKE A SHIT

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >name kid "DEMETRIUS" in America
        >wonder why he grew up autistic

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nuh ye wah de ell

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this is mafia's legacy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >make shitskin the main charater
      >game's legacy is a kid shitting his pants

      Ironic

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gokubro moment.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't she just turn off the computer?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she probably did once before and experienced his tardrage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably wanted to avoid touching the poop.
      Also he was on PS4, the design of which facilitates being covered in shit in a way that's less visible in low-light situations.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bad parenting single mother. Eventually she'll try to get him institutionalized because he'll become stronger than her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Become
        He's a grown fricking man, he already is.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's honestly not that bad of a game. Apart from the unfortunate repetition (that can be alleviated somewhat by the DLC) it's actually quite good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But black mc doe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's honestly not that bad of a game. Apart from the unfortunate repetition (that can be alleviated somewhat by the DLC) it's actually quite good.

        It was a mistake making it a Mafia game, though.
        It was a fine game on its own, but it really had very little to do with the core gameplay experience or trademark storytelling of the first two Mafia games.
        My guess was that they felt it wasn't different enough from other open world games that it had to rely on brand recognition.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Samegay.
          To add to this, they could have even made it take place in the Mafia universe and just called it a sister IP.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It was a fine game on its own
          Remove all the baggage from it and turn it into its own IP and it'd be a solid 5/10 that would be forgotten forever a month after launch, the suits were right to tie the Mafia brand to it, because the shitstorm it got was the only reason it got enough attention to sell and is still half way remembered if only as the bastardisation of a franchise. It sold far more than it had any reason to on its own, and is proof this kind of IP hijacking works.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that's pretty much what I mean.
            When I say "fine game," I mean somewhere around 5 to 7 out of 10.
            Something I would never buy unless it was 60% off, or would otherwise pirate.
            That being said, we agree that it needed the brand recognition to succeed, and unfortunately that worked on pulling in normalgay/cons00mer demographic as usual.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            in the short term, sure
            you get some mediocre sales (fare more than warranted) for a shit product, and kill a brand in the process

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >kill a brand in the process
              I actually doubt this would be the case, they could pump out a mafia 4 and it'd probably still do sufficiently okay in sales, even more so if it didn't look like hot garbage from the trailers alone. Consoomers are bawds when it comes to sequels, they can't say no.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                DMC4, a not even half-finished game, sold better and faster than 3, widely regarded as the best in its series, simply because it was following up 3, while 3 was following up 2. Which is... not the best in the series.
                If they're not doing anything with the IP it's a sure way to make a quick buck, but if they ever decide to do anything more with it then they will be paying for that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well they fairly recently remastered the original games, chances are that was a test to see how damaged the brand was, so based on how well they sold we'll maybe see a Mafia 4 in 2024, but I have no idea if they sold well since I barely paid attention to them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      best thing about it is the city the music the cars its a shame theres like nothing in the city to actually do and the missions are generic outpost shit

      why didn't he just go to the bathroom? is there a picture of this guy anywhere?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes he is a blonde 14 year old moronic kid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It has one of the greatest intro FMVs I've ever seen, it really sets the mood and gets me pumped to explorer the bayou. Unfortunately, the game is just downright mediocre, even more unfortunate after how good Mafia 2 was.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The best way I can describe it is that it's an amazing setting and backdrop for the absolutely nothing you can do in it. Empty open worlds were all the rage in 2015-17, after all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Banging soundtrack too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GO TO THE BATHROOM

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not yet

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NO U

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nooot yettt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care what anyone else says, that is a cute cat.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nouh

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Heh heh

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didnt he want to go to the bathroom? He wasn't even in the middle of doing anything important in the game. Did he enjoy the feeling of needing to shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Did he enjoy the feeling of needing to shit?
      Probably, yes. The feeling of having a huge log ready to fire feels good. Normalgays wouldn't understand.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but the shit is already coming out

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine pleading with someone to go to the bathroom as they are currently sitting themselves saying "nngghuuhhh not yet!".

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    muh
    nuh ye
    nuh yeeeee
    *spluuuUUUUURtttfbbbbbbrrapffffstsssssssss*

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick would you still record yourself, let alone upload the recording of something like this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's just built different
      normalgays and diaperlets wouldn't understand

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FILL THOSE DIAPIES

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