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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You fell for THAT?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know. I know.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That is the most lesbian thing I've ever seen

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it may sound like a joke but I genuinely think tumblr refugees are the ground zero of the homosexualry that would later affect most social media. All of its alledged social issues, social justice and causes,etc. It worked as if they had been patient zero, then it caused an epidemic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They genuinely are. Thousands of Tumblrite freaks migrated to Twitter and began spewing their ideas on a platform where they could more easily guilt and shame people into falling in line with their dogma.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gatekeeping is important. Protect it or lose it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>it may sound like a joke but I genuinely think tumblr refugees are the ground zero of the homosexualry that would later affect most social media
        Of course, Tumblr banned porn and all of those degenerates immediately took over Twitter instead.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i was one of the tumblr refugees and all the WORST artgays on that platform migrated to twitter after the porn ban

        one of them got caught pretending to be a black trans woman (white chilean girl IRL) and tore apart their entire circle of popular tumblr artgays. it was a sight to behold.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They genuinely are. Thousands of Tumblrite freaks migrated to Twitter and began spewing their ideas on a platform where they could more easily guilt and shame people into falling in line with their dogma.

        Gatekeeping is important. Protect it or lose it.

        >>it may sound like a joke but I genuinely think tumblr refugees are the ground zero of the homosexualry that would later affect most social media
        Of course, Tumblr banned porn and all of those degenerates immediately took over Twitter instead.

        i was one of the tumblr refugees and all the WORST artgays on that platform migrated to twitter after the porn ban

        one of them got caught pretending to be a black trans woman (white chilean girl IRL) and tore apart their entire circle of popular tumblr artgays. it was a sight to behold.

        Tumblrites all got social degrees or some shit and took over popular discourse because they staffed HR degrees and twitter. They're useful idiots for the elite, after all.

        We all laughed and said tumblrites would grow up. Now they run the world.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nips flipped you dipped, get whipped you quit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this character was infamous in 2014 for being ugly
      >model standards have gone so low since then that she actually looks pretty good in comparison now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that Dennis's ex gf from Its Always Sunny?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure Bioware will give you even unsightlier characters for Dread Wolf.
        You wouldn't want to make this beautiful trans-woman to feel uncomfortable about her manliness, would you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that nose

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >worked on the sims before
          ......maybe we'll at least get actually serviceable characters and character creator now? ah who am I kidding

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i cant play dao and dai without mods

            atleast femhawke is cute

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              wish EA would just release a good remaster of the DA games like they did with Mass Effect, just for easier stability and modding. These games are getting older and supposedly modern computers are going to have harder and harder times running them

              The only thing I’ve ever seen about this adaptation is the 2 gays kissing.

              I saw that, being gay myself I thought it was funny that both of the guys looked the exact same, brown with short black hair and beard, just one was shorter than the other, lmao
              I haven't watched the full thing, probably should though considering its set in Tevinter and will probably be setting stuff up for Dreadwolf

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          at least trooning out made him lose weight

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This webm always makes me laugh kek, it goes from bad to worse to worst in 6 seconds flat.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >芙蕾

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        First girl is ugly cute and I will die on this hill

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          only because she has big eyes

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe, but deborah wilson has big eyes and she's ugly as sin

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's an oxymoron moron

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a thing. It's when a girl is in the middle of the ugly/cute spectrum and they kind of exhibit both features

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that Whoopi Goldberg in Sister Act 3?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >aliums abducted me an tried to imitate the people of my species to lessen my terror
        >they mate it worse

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm so glad I quit playing video games

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hit whips n dip, split shits n hip nip to ships ripped

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >character created by a group
      >its the very representation of said group
      >said group's target audience hates it
      thats why you never listen to those bastards

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But there was a literal moron shitposting character in Homestuck that was made for Ganker and they loved him.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          which one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uh, tumblr gays hate Sera because she is transphobic, racist and hates every other religion except the Thedas equivalent of Christianity.

      Also, she doesn't think she is a hero of the downtrodden, she just kills people that treat others like shit and conspires with other lowlifes who hate their masters, their employers and aristocracy to do so. She doesn't want any power nor any legitimacy for her group of misfits murderers, because that just would create another group of shitheads with power that needs to be discarded.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's just like me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked her better when she became an autistic blind catgirl mommy who the female writers actively try to shove into the background of the plot but the male portion of the audience keep cooming to her so they need to keep her in the plot against their will.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i liked the VA's range when I found that out

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dub

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Dub. The localization is done at the exact same time as the original writing, with input from the original Japanese writers, all done in house and not prostituted out to localization teams, using competent English stage actors from Heavensward on and not the usual stable of American """Voice actors""" that were on display in A Realm Reborn.

          I'm not going to have the sub vs dub debate. I like the dub for XIV. If you enjoy the JP voices, more power to you. Do you and play how you want to play. I'll play with the settings I find enjoyable.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            didn’t ask

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that's okay, I did

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't need you to ask. You replied to me with a single three letter word in green text. That's the only impetus I require to call you a homosexual.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and people say dubgays are insecure

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're still being a homosexual.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And you’re still malding but you do you bro

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'll shitwhip you into the fricking dirt, punk. Come get some, b***h.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Make me homosexual, wont even pop my prostate.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Malding? Seriously?
                So you're not only a homosexual, but the kind of homosexual who watches streamers. Gotcha.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what’s with the falseflag? Can’t make anyone think less of dubgays then they already do

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You say that like there’s a cut-off point

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how’d that troony VA thing get sorted in the end, are they still coping about it?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly a troony voicing a big cat lady isn't even an issue. If a troony can do the job and do it well, I say go for it. Who gives a shit.
            The problem is that THIS troony VA is THE most outspoken, obnoxious troony VA in the business and doesn't even have the talent to back it up. He's pretty fricking mediocre.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not even a japanese series thread, yet a single word can still cause irreparable seethe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think the whole inquisition crew needs to meet the Scions, they both share libtard politics but the latter are more mature so I think it'll be a constructive experience

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Scions are classical liberals. Classical liberalism is the way a civilized country is supposed to be run, with an emphasis on freedom of speech, personal autonomy, minimal government involvement, and the right to political and economic freedoms all to facilitate a free and equal society where a man is entitled to the sweat of his own brow to live the life he desires so long as it doesn't infringe upon the rights and personal liberties others also have under law.
          The Inquisition crew is more of a modern approach to liberalism where the government is a busy body who can't help but get involved in every aspect of daily life for citizens and is essentially playing the role of state nanny to said citizenry. Modern liberalism wants to take away economic freedoms and make everyone wards reliant upon the state, and remove personal autonomy through strict socio-economic mores and suppression of wealth generation in favor of hand outs to create a caste of permanent voters who will only ever vote in a way that allows them to continue their sedentary lifestyles fueled by government overspending.

          They wouldn't see eye to eye.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If they're handing out free money, then why wouldn't you take it? Why would you keep working to put money into the system just so someone else could waste it?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Classical liberalism is the way a civilized country is supposed to be run, with an emphasis on freedom of speech, personal autonomy, minimal government involvement, and the right to political and economic freedoms all to facilitate a free and equal society where a man is entitled to the sweat of his own brow to live the life he desires so long as it doesn't infringe upon the rights and personal liberties others also have under law.*
            *If you are rich (proper rich, not just middle class), white and a man. Everyone else just gets to be exploited for the benefit of the established gentry/newly emerging industrialist class.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            democracy and liberalism are luxuries, like dessert, its sweet and tasty, with little value. if you could barely afford food, you wouldn't buy just dessert. so it is with societies, that experiment with democracy when becoming decadent, getting so many resources they have communistic ideals of equality, but when things inevitably come crashing down as they do, we go back to caesarism, a proven formula

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What?

        i liked the VA's range when I found that out

        >dub

        I think the whole inquisition crew needs to meet the Scions, they both share libtard politics but the latter are more mature so I think it'll be a constructive experience

        W-What the frick are you guys talking about

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yshtola from ffxiv is voiced by the same person

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hips grip no drips, splits shit for whips

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish we lived in a universe where there is a character subplot for Sera where you can perform corrective rape on her. Just tie her up and rape her and rape her and rape her until she learns to love dick again. That's what all "lesbians" deserve.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being an elf gay and the only romanceable elven women in this godforsaken franchise is merrill and… THAT.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think the head writer said something along the lines of wanting to avoid the "cute female elf" trope for men to romance. It's why they picked Cassandra, a stubborn hard ass with a soft side, and Josephine, a boring sexless romance with a butterface using a horrible fake accent

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cute female elf trope
          homie ELVES ARENT EVEN REAL WHY DOES IT MATTER

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because you want it and they hate you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this character was infamous in 2014 for being ugly
      >model standards have gone so low since then that she actually looks pretty good in comparison now

      I am constantly flabbergasted by how frickugly they make these women
      I very rarely see a girl this fricking ugly do the people who make these models not go outside

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't this miku doll haunted?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes with my cum

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes
          https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6249793

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            God I came so hard to this. I wanted to frick that doll for ages, or at the very least rub my wiener against its face.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >do the people who make these models not go outside
        I don't even necessarily think it's the people making the models, I think it's the people overseeing the people making the models. Most artists I've run into are pretty plain looking, and definitely don't have a problem with attractive characters, male or female. Someone along the production line, however, is incredibly bitter and hates themselves. Like they're still seething that the prettier girls made fun of them in highschool and never got over it. They hate attractive characters because it reminds them of their past tormentors. So by making the characters ugly, like themselves, they can project onto the ugly character and see themselves as beacons of justice. They never learned that people can be fricking buttholes when they're young, and well adjusted people grow out of that phase. They're not well adjusted, though, so they never grew out of that phase.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go to a grocery store near the biggest city near you on the first of any month, you'll see.
        Assuming you live in America

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/4fhLFF8.jpg

      God damn it

      Was this the first sign of the uggoficaton of females in gaming?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well it's the one I vividly remember.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There were others but I don't remember.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>>>mass effect

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why she's so fricking greasy? Like b***h wash your face once in a while

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone in Inquisition looks like they're covered in Vaseline
        EA told them to create updated version of their engine on their own or have their support and change it to Frostbite. The lazy morons choose the latter and that's why Inquisition has great environments but runs like shit and everyone looks terrible

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anora hit the white woman wall while morrigan still looks sexy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            splits hips sink shits homie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is she so greasy?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone is in that game in fact everything has a greasy sheen in that game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, you reminded me of the poojeet diplomat woman you can romance that I relunctantly settled for because the other straight romance option wasn't attractive either. I should have just not romanced anyone, or better yet i shouldn't have even bought or played that shit game in the first place because the gameplay and story sucked.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >she likes women
    >I (a heterosexual male) like women too

    >somehow we don't have anything in common

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a man, right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You wish

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >she acts like a c**t
    >tell her to frick off if she doesn't like it
    >gets real whiny
    >threatens me on the way out
    Was I meant to like this character?? It's like the pig mutant asari in ME:A.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they really botched the worldbuilding can party interaction when they gave us a non elfy-elf, and a non-dwarfy dwarf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this was during the subverted expectations era

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implying that ever ended

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It actually took me a while to remember who the dwarf was, honestly. I was all "what the frick, there's a dwarf in inquisition!?" Such a garbage game

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't dick her straight
    Biggest flaw of inquisition

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/Wq3s58uxJU7snn3qSAwFDw/

    Buddy, you need help

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This character was very much ahead of her time. Intentionally ugly and a complete c**t. Would have been journalist bait if the game were released in the last 4 years.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first time I played I always clicked the flirt option with all the women, but I didn't care when she rejected me, because Cassandra was still the best option.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rate my Modded Sera

      Funny how just a few small changes can make such a big difference.

      Need to dust off my copy of Inquisition and give it a playthrough.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Skip all DLC except Trespasser

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My OCD won't allow me to. I have to do them all.

          She's physically and phenomenologically cute, I refuse to explain.
          I never did romance her, but every single party member in that game is lame, she's the only memorable one.
          The only other cute girl in that entire game is the delicious brown diplomat girl, if we're not counting my created protag

          I'd say you should bite the bullet and romance her. I recommend either as an Elf or a Dwarf. Yeah, you could do it as a human or Qunari, but the former is a bit vanilla and the latter is too much the "expected" route.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >My OCD won't allow me to. I have to do them all.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We all have our crosses to bear.
              It also dictates the first couple of hour or so of the game.
              No matter what character i'm playing, I have to be level 4 and get an Inquisition perk before I visit Val Royaux.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >and the latter is too much the "expected" route.
            Is it just a bunch of size-difference ironic comments? Wouldn't the dwarf romance be the same?

            I might play DA:I again one day, but I figured romancing Sera as vanilla s possible would be her best route

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Is it just a bunch of size-difference ironic comments? Wouldn't the dwarf romance be the same?
              It's only the Dwarf that does. The Qunari romance is just her being thirsty.

              >I might play DA:I again one day, but I figured romancing Sera as vanilla s possible would be her best route
              I'd argue that the Elf or Dwarf are the best, followed by Qunari and finally the human being the blandest.
              Although romancing Sera as an Elf is the hardest, is easily doable and is, subjectively, the most rewarding. But if you don't want the hassle, go Dwarf.

              Although it's well known that Sera likes Qunari, it becomes pretty apparent that she's also into shortstacks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Need to dust off my copy of Inquisition and give it a playthrough.
        Why?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good thing I'm a lesbian

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you a women?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the characters in this game are so greasy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please understand. Baths were a luxury.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rate my Modded Sera

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute butch/10

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first time I played I always clicked the flirt option with all the women, but I didn't care when she rejected me, because Cassandra was still the best option.

      vanilla Sera is one of the few good things in that terrible game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ...what?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's physically and phenomenologically cute, I refuse to explain.
          I never did romance her, but every single party member in that game is lame, she's the only memorable one.
          The only other cute girl in that entire game is the delicious brown diplomat girl, if we're not counting my created protag

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >She's physically and phenomenologically cute
            Are you blind and deaf?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute/10

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lose the man shoulders and you're on to something.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wakfu/10

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a mod for her atrocious voice? I had to turn on subtitles, her dialog is so bad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Game is garbage no matter how you mod her. Fricking awful.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Still an ugly piece of shit even mods can't save it
      Has this ever happened before where not even mods could save it? god, what an ugly c**t.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still moronic/10

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like her

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought it was hilarious Ganker (/pol/) hated Sera, talk about judging a book by its cover
    >H8s magic
    >H8s elves
    >H8s "elites"
    >Actually willing to listen if you point out the more moronic shit the red jennies do

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even if they could go beyond surface level interpretations it wouldn’t matter, she’s far too annoying for them to consider her based in any way

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder DW Dagger sera with her ZA WURDO ability is the strongest companion in the game.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon Age doesn't have an identity. homosexual ass fanfiction writers and perpetually online tumblr addicts were contributing heavily to BioWare "culture". Inquisition was like ground zero for SJW identity politics before it ate up comic books and morphed into what it is now. Injecting super ethnic looking blacks into prominent positions of power to make the conversation around her lips instead of her character, how BioWare essentially killed any male interest in the Qunari by turning them into these wishy washy gypsy homosexuals what with Iron Bull's pansexuality and his troony bandmate or whatever the frick. Sera was ugly as sin on purpose and the devs are quite happy with their pet project. That other rogue frick truly could've looked way better than what they did. Cassandra's jaw and appearance was more masculine before they softened her features considerably and even then it's a far cry from the qt she's portrayed as in virtually any other media Cassandra fricking shows up in. It's only in Inquisition where she looks like a man.

    These days? That fricking shit is common. That's why Dragon Age is stalled perpetually. Their identity was the seed that is all the bullshit we see plaguing huge IPs like Marvel. If flagships like Disney are sinking due to their ONLY card being diversity and LGBT then there's no fricking hope for Dragon Age whose bread and butter sadly went from interesting high fantasy to your ex girlfriend's GaiaOnline highschool roleplay equivalent. Which is just high fantasy + high school politics + romance. This story is going to suck. Their villain won't be interesting or intriguing. Ugly for the fricking sake of ugly will be front and center. Unless it has a beautiful character creator and they utilize a mod-friendly engine that fans can enjoy then the game will have longevity. If this games sucks dick, though, then BioWare may as well suicide itself. Only Commander Shepard could save them at this point Andromeda-tier writing makes even that a hard sell.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who expects anything from Bioware after the ending disaser of ME3 is an idiot, easy and simple. The fact that they somehow survived EA's axe is insane to me. Well, atleast we'll have something to laugh at when their next game comes out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is the original Dragon Age any good? It caught my eye years ago but I've never tried it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Is the original Dragon Age any good?
        Yes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Morrigan will be discussed in the western chapter of a waifu textbook wirtten hundreds of yearsfrom now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. It's not godly or anything but generally worth the time to play it.
        >Dwarf female noble sword and board fighter best origin
        >Shale best party member

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looking back, Inquisition is downright revolutionary in subversive media
      It was made before GamerGate and it has homosexuals with quests about their homosexualry, trannies, ugly women... All the shit that would become industry standard way before GG ended and subversive rats took consulting positions

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        rippen da bits?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They made a Dragon Age show for netflix, haven't watched but i've heard things and lemme tell you.
      It CAN get WORSE.
      Bioware can be MORE WOKE.
      Don't put them to test.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >falling for a literal FAS faced goblin
    Anon, I know this is Ganker, but god damn, have some standards. Even the gays who fell for the autistic ghost boy made a less embarrassing choice.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am strangely attracted to this woman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're attrached to her Voice actress. She voices Yshtola in FF14 and the female Inquisitor in Warhammer Daemonhunters.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game is on sale for 6 dollars
    >you have to install origins
    Is there a way to get around this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pirate it, dumbass.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly frick pig spit roasting

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this character is so fricking disgusting. I never let her into my party

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember everyone saying how ugly she was and how unhappy they were with her.
    Meanwhile, I look just like her, just with brown hair, and I'm a dude. Feels bad.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Dragon Age the only series with a single good game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Such a shame. That one hurt to live through the downfall of what was essentially an industry titan.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait could you kill leliana in origins? How? Also how does she come back for inquisition?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When you get to the Ashes of Andraste, defile them while she's in the party.
          She'll go full religious zealot mode and attempt to kill you on the spot.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Wait could you kill leliana in origins?
            She goes against you for the ashes bullshit if you decide to join the cult
            >Also how does she come back for inquisition?
            Devs pet.

            Thanks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Wait could you kill leliana in origins?
          She goes against you for the ashes bullshit if you decide to join the cult
          >Also how does she come back for inquisition?
          Devs pet.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Devs pet
            lol every writer on their staff at the time had their own little pet

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But what explanation do they give for her returning? Or is it completely ignored.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              something something merely a flesh wound somehow Leliana has returned

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you memeing?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1:35 you lazy frick

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks dude. Damn what hack writimg

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wtf is that brown hobbit doing there

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They originally didn't, later on they adapted a fan theory that 2 and Inquisition's Leliana was a lyrium ghost like the Sacred Ashes Guardian

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ghost elf cuh?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Leliana is human

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dis homie spittin like a lil BABY after he done with ya momas breasts HAHAHA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not even the only Bioware series with a single good game

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Origins came out and every single aspect of a new game being dogshit and ugly felt fresh and new?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate bioware do much it's unreal.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's amazing how Sera is so disgusting that she retroactively makes the self-insert character look decent.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looking back on it, it was the beginning of the "ugly for uglies sake" of character design

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah. At the time she was working the "I'm into nerdy shit but also an attractive woman!" schtick, and industry types genuienly believed that she was hot and that nerds would cream seeing her in a video game.
          They were TRYING to make a hot character, they just failed miserably.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She was never hot. The fact that she had her simps doesn't change that fact. She's an ugly rat faced monster, always has been, always will be.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You've got it the wrong way around.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's totlaly cool if you find Elf Felicia Day repugnant, but if you try to pretend for even a second Sara is more attractive than wet dog shit, you need to immediately have a nice day.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You've got it the wrong way around.

            ladies ladies, they're both fricking hideous can't we just get along?

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >homosexuals that fell for the Felicia Day trap
      >"she plays characters that are just like me, she's my hero"
      >*sells out nerds the moment it would help her career*
      >????
      >QUEEN OF THE NERDS
      Her face is like a time lapse starting at the top and ending at the bottom.

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disco Elysium has made this image obsolete.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing it didn't exist at the time it was made. But yes RPGs have since recovered in the wake of Bioware's downfall.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine playing a game made by literal Marxists, are you moronic?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wojak horseman will save us

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based but there will never be another DE so his point stands

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ah yes, the famous combat mechanics-focused fantasy roleplaying game Disco Elysium.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >RPGs then
      Isn't Planescape barely an RPG tho?
      Shit's more like a VN than anything iirc

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >more like a VN

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    Anonymous

    I honestly don't mind her looks
    She's supposed to be a filthy vulgar rat that no one likes

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can you kill this b***h?
    i was officially sold on witcher 3 today when i found out, for the first time ever, that you can kill the chicks you're able to bang
    not gonna bang em though, just kill em.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao
      You got fricking played you idiot. Geralt doesn't "Kill" anyone.
      Triss and Yennifer live no matter what. The only girl I think you can kill is Kiera, and honestly if your goal is to inflict misery on her then the best route is to not even kill her. If Geralt kills her it's a clean kill and over in a few seconds. If Geralt lets her go, she ends up getting brutally tortured by an anti-magic inquisition and burned alive at the stake.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh..

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shit game then 0/10 witch hunters shouldnt get emotionally involved with them much less frick them

        >why are people lately such fricking liars?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Witchers aren't witch hunters you fricking dingus.
          Witch hunters are their own thing in The Witcher universe. In fact, witch hunters would actively try and kill a Witcher if they could.
          Witchers are monster hunters. Monster hunters who use alchemy to mutate themselves using potions and decoctions made from other monster parts to fight stronger monsters. Witchers are always trying to deep dick sorceresses because those are the only women who live as long as they do.
          Witchers are social fricking pariahs and people only put up with them because they provide a valuable service that nobody else wants to do.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out her face is an almost perfect face-scan of a real woman and she's as equally hideous as her digital counterpart.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dragon Age 3 Inquisition is almost 10 years old
    wtf, I thought this shit released in 2020

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It got a steam release recently. EA's entire library got kicked off Steam after they broke Steam's ToS with their in-game monetization of Dragon Age 2.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    despite everything, I liked it, though it wasn't as good as origins, and I'm actually no joke excited for dreadwolf (might wait for all dlc to be out first)
    i know, i think there is something wrong with me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just want you to know how much I hate you. Every day some anon posts about "where did the industry go wrong?" and they wonder who is responsible for the downfall. The answer is you and everyone like you.

      Your kind of filth should have been eradicated in its infancy like a child with down syndrome. But we were all fools and most didn't see your ilk for what you were. The shit eating, piss drinking pustules that grew within this fandom like the virus that you are. The no standards, the preordering, MTX buying, media illiterate homosexuals. The very same homosexuals who allow anyone to call themselves a writer, the same people that allowed dog shit sequel after dog shit sequel to be made, and for the MTX hellscape that we now exist in to thrive.

      Dragon Age 2 should have been the death knell for Bioware. It was a game so bad that it should have bombed so hard that it caused mass layoffs and sent a message so clear that this kind of low effort garbage wouldn't be tolerated. But you are exactly who this

      article is talking about. The very same braindead Black folk that buy 2k and madden every cycle with a roster update for full price. The same homosexuals who propped up EA with unlimited funds and allowed their plague to spread to other sectors of the industry and consume those too. All because of the brain dead morons like you.

      >I liked it

      Yeah and I hate you for it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't they kill Bullfrog of Dungeon Keeper, too?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >low effort garbage
        Considering that the entire game was turned around in under 16 months I don't think lack of effort was the issue anon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Keep reading moron, I'm sure you can figure out why that happened.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        copypasta?
        on my Ganker?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its possible to blame Bioware for rushing DA2 and putting forth many bad business practices in their games while also appreciating the good ideas in their games. Not everything has to be so extreme all the time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, it does. Because that's how you go from ME2 being a GOTYAY contender, to Anthem.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My man, every single dungeon is the same cave with different paths blocked off. Anon is right, bioware should have gone out of business when da2 dropped

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Bullfrog
        >No mention of magic carpet
        newbie FRICKing shits

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if the game lets me turn into a werewolf ill get it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that link
      are these our companions? we might get a sexy antivan crow waifu
      i think they're gonna bring the black elf from the netflix show back as a companion, but hey at least she's kinda cute ofc shes a lesbian surprise surprise

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing I’ve ever seen about this adaptation is the 2 gays kissing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >(might wait for all dlc to be out first
      There is no DLC planned for Dread Wolf.
      It is planned as a complete package experience.
      That might change, if it sells well enough on launch. But there is no current plan to further develop anything for later.
      Andromeda was a serious lesson in that. As was Anthem.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ive just been burned on the kasumis and javiks you know, but if that's true that'll be nice
        and if your an insider with some knowledge or leaks to share, that would be quite welcome. its pretty much guaranteed that they're gonna do a big reveal at the summer games fest so i bet the relevant parties have access to a lot of juicy info

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Here's a leak. I'm going to beat your fricking ass till you piss in the street if you ask me to jeopardize my career again.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            when i think of the cities that manly men reside in, well, Edmonton isn't on the top of the list, just saying

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              EdMANton, b***h

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >flooded with indians
                sometimes i feel sorry for our canadian brothers. sometimes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and if your an insider with some knowledge or leaks to share
          I don't know what I could divulge. I know nothing of the game itself, if that's what you wanna know. Like, story, plots and characters.
          Even if I did, I'm so checked out of DA that I don't think I could be of any real help.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Like, story, plots and characters.
            uh well do you know any gameplay details?
            we've all seen the gameplay leak, and that they're going for a more god of war/dark souls style combat system?
            I assume companions will still be in, but I wonder if they will be limited to 2 like in Mass Effect
            I wonder how old that leaked footage is, hopefully they have cleaned it up some because it looked a bit choppy

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >>uh well do you know any gameplay details?
              >we've all seen the gameplay leak, and that they're going for a more god of war/dark souls style combat system?
              I wouldn't call it Dark Souls. But other than looking smoother, I don't think it's that different.

              >I assume companions will still be in, but I wonder if they will be limited to 2 like in Mass Effect
              There will be companions. I don't know the party size.

              >>I wonder how old that leaked footage is, hopefully they have cleaned it up some because it looked a bit choppy
              I assume it was Alpha footage. I can tell you it wasn't an "accidental" leak. It's also part of the reason why, when the game was going for a 2023 release, it got a "soft" reboot, again. Reactions to the leak were less than stellar, if I recall correctly.

              Internally, they are very concerned about reception. Like, if this doesn't work, they don't know what else they can do. A lot of the staff just want the game out, and to be done with it, after almost 10 years of working on it. They'd rather just deal with the day after. Good or bad.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                very interesting, I wonder what changes they'll implement to satisfy fans maybe some actual rpg elements?
                oh speaking of that, do you know if the protagonist is voiced? i would be kinda shocked if it wasn't
                also wonder how much they could change in such a such a short time frame, despite them moving away from it I still expect to see some of that live service dna in there, like how you can tell inquisition was once an mmo, unless I am mistaken and the project was completely rebooted after the live service phase.
                >Internally, they are very concerned about reception. Like, if this doesn't work, they don't know what else they can do. A lot of the staff just want the game out, and to be done with it, after almost 10 years of working on it. They'd rather just deal with the day after. Good or bad.
                that's understandable, this game seems like a textbook example of development hell

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>very interesting, I wonder what changes they'll implement to satisfy fans maybe some actual rpg elements?
                I wouldn't get my hopes up.

                >oh speaking of that, do you know if the protagonist is voiced? i would be kinda shocked if it wasn't
                I just assume it will be. I think they've publicly stated that they won't be going back to silent.

                >>also wonder how much they could change in such a such a short time frame, despite them moving away from it I still expect to see some of that live service dna in there, like how you can tell inquisition was once an mmo, unless I am mistaken and the project was completely rebooted after the live service phase.
                The reboot from live service happened in 2021? 2020? shortly after Fallen Order. I'd say every game is like a live service, one way or the other. Technically, NeverWinter Nights was a live service. It depends. Like, do you expect to see Battlepass related stuff? I don't know what you'd be interested in hearing. I know that EA doesn't want Bioware touching LS or even MP after Anthem.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I guess maybe I just expect 'Destiny' style stuff, like how loot is presented and how you grind for loot/builds. im not expecting some kinda battlepass or inquisiton-style farmville simulator, but just a kinda general vibe of the gameplay loop that's different from a regular action rpg
                though i've heard rumors that dreadwolf will be focusing more on linear missions than the wide open worlds of inquisition, that will also tie into the "heists" that seem to be part of the premise (that might have been thrown out tho, idk)

                Speaking of
                I understand there will be a troon character of increased importance in the next game. Possibly party member. I could be wrong.

                There was a troon in the comics. A mage. I don't think it is that character.

                I'm not surprised. I'm expecting a party member in a wheelchair at this point. Honestly I could deal with a female to male but a mtf like in the comics would just be too much.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I guess maybe I just expect 'Destiny' style stuff, like how loot is presented and how you grind for loot/builds
                That would require more info than I am privy to.

                >that will also tie into the "heists" that seem to be part of the premise
                I think that was Joplin. Joplin died many iterations ago. I don't think the "heists" are in. Maybe there is a reuse of that in some way. The heists were supposed to be these co-op things. Since no co-op, there should be no heists. Maybe you can still do heists, in some offline way, with the squadmates, but I don't know how that would work.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                alright, thanks for all the info, you've been great, summer games fest is only a few months away so I doubt we'll have to wait too long
                I guess my final question is if you know who is composing for the game? EA has some killer composers (Ilan Eshkeri) but the DA2 and DAI soundtracks have been pretty mid. ofc knowing the scrambled state of Dreadwolf I wouldn't be surprised if the soundtrack is just intern ghostwriters and the occasional royalty free track

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know about the music. I haven't heard anything.
                I muted the music in DA:I because it was so pretentious all the fricking time, it was annoying.
                I don't expect much.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The reboot from live service happened in 2021? 2020?
                holy shit, that was later than I expected

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That may be on me. It was a few months after Fallen Order released. Was it 2019? I just don't remember.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Like, if this doesn't work, they don't know what else they can do
                They didn't know what to do with Andromeda
                They didn't know what to do with Anthem
                They didn't know what to do with Dreadwolf
                They probably don't know what to do with ME5

                Holy shit, western gaming is truly in its last legs, we've arrived at the moment in which studios "don't know what to do" but still don't get rid of the diversity hires and ESG bullshit.
                IT IS TRULY OVER.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, I hope you die

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Origins, should I play Inquisition or just pretend it doesn't exist?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the latter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just pretend da2 and 3 dont exist. Go and play bg3 for somewhat of a same feel of da:o albeit abit pozzed but better than any da sequels.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go to GOG and get icewind dale 1 and 2. If all they have is the "enhanced editions" just skip out on the donut steel they shoehorned in

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Putting aside the pozzed argument and all that, I really didn’t think it was all that good. Depending on how you felt about the crpg feel in a third person action game of one, you might like how much more dynamic the combat is, or maybe not like how much less tactical it is. As far as exploring the world and stuff it’s very pretty but honestly just filled to the brim with lame grindy mmo shit for a single player game. Story is kind of whatever, the one time I felt any kind of tension it was resolved in the cutscene immediately following. Not offensively bad but just kind of ho-hum.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    origins is funny. morrigan complained about the dog putting rabbit meat on her folded panties and there is a dialogue option where you can say her pussy smells but in a roundabout way like “not any stinkier than what usually goes in there”

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Origins is good. They can't even write like that anymore. Let alone make a fun game to play.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DA dwarves look like humans with down syndrome

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played DA but I always got to impression the followers were rather more fleshed out than their other games. Can't you outright frick them off in 3?

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She only looks like that because you pulled her out of the high-pressure deep water too quickly. This is animal abuse.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    spoodergan

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im suprised you can call her out on how much a piece of shit she is, and others will call her out too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Inquisition seems to hate each other even more than Hawke or the Wardens crews ever did, which is saying something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As much as the game is pro-SJW bullshit, it still had the roots of an older school crpg in there. There's a lot to dislike in Inquisition but a lot to like. I modded it a lot to make the game more enjoyable, made the Black aristocrat mage woman White and french as was the culture the game was trying to leech from.
      Made Sera straight, made the Indian woman white, made the gay companion straight, no trans character I deleted that character from the game, deleted the Iron bull being bi-sexual.
      It's as soon as you do those things, the game is very enjoyable.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's literally 5 different homosexual characters they introduce in this game. So many that it just becomes completely unrealistic and you can tell the game was developed by mentally ill homosexuals. I was surprised that the bald negress was actually one of the best characters.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      modern rpg's with romance are practically required to make everyone bisexual so you dont get shit like fujos and gay men crying all over social media about claude from fe3h being straight

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least in Outer Worlds you can ape out and kill the streetshitter lesbian's crush then tell her to shut the frick up and get back to work when she cries like a b***h about it. At least that game tried to be an RPG.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the thought of fricking her makes my physically ill. imagine the smell of her sweaty unwashed ass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine the smell of her sweaty unwashed ass

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She’ll be back for Dread Wolf, right?

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all this shit feels like ancient history but it was only like 10-12 years ago we were shitting ourselves over mass effect 3, dragon age 2 and inquisition and tortanic

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the worst character in the entire franchise.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And it's not like there are few contestants. But still, she beats them all, with both hands tied behind her back.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m inclined to agree but then I remembered I actually straight up killed Zevran, so I guess he takes the prize.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sera was worse than Zevran but honestly that's just a testament to how bad Sera was because Zevran was an unlikeable moron

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah Zev was fine. He was the guy that was open about wanting hag sex and that kind of honesty is inspiring.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’m down with that but he tried to sell me out to his thieves guild friends or whatever and sided with them against me. We could have been bangin cougars together but he wanted to be a homosexual about every little hood guy choice I made, while also being a gay about me not wanting to be a gay with him. He was not missed. Hell I don’t think anyone in the group even mentioned him again after I bisected him.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i like how his prank gift was a dick cage

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's ugly but she has the best and cutest romance in that game

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So fricking hideous, looks like a troon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >looks like a troon
      funny you say that...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who the frick is this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The bisexual himbo's crossdressing second-in-command.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Speaking of
        I understand there will be a troon character of increased importance in the next game. Possibly party member. I could be wrong.

        There was a troon in the comics. A mage. I don't think it is that character.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          DA4s game director is trans. So I don't even expect the game to come out at all. It'll be cancelled and Bioware will be folded before we ever see a 4th game.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the troon worked on the sims so maybe just maybe we'll get some cute character customization options to attract that demographic
            i mean id be surprised if the female dragon age audience was less than half the total audience, there must have been a reason why 60% of the inquisition romances were female only

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >i mean id be surprised if the female dragon age audience was less than half the total audience
              They're something like 60%
              I don't expect the character creator to save the game.
              I don't spend that much time. I just make Ragnar from the Vikings show, or go with a default.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I dont doubt it at this point. They have been very selective about the marketing so far, next to no gameplay shown, brisk story details. Rumor is that Dorian's assistant, Maevarus, is the troony of the upcoming game, and will likely be the 'female' romance for men.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Are they still doing the character sexualities shit? After BG3 I would probably just make everyone bisexual to minimalize backlash

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That one fruit who's the lead writer once said it wasn't realistic to have everyone be bisexual so I don't think so. But I wouldn't doubt it if they make last minute changes because of BG3 scaring the shit out of them

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I imagine BG3 must have been quite the scare lol, I wish them the best though, and this game has already been changed so many times, what's a few more?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Its hard to say if Bioware even exists anymore. If the office building is empty. It's dead silence from them and EA.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they released a super short teaser promising a giant reveal in summer 2024, and industry rumors places Dreadwolf at a late 2024 release. Could cruise on holiday sales alone honestly, if there aren't any other big releases slated for the period

                That may be on me. It was a few months after Fallen Order released. Was it 2019? I just don't remember.

                yeah that was 2019. I guess Anthem + Fallen Order was the bucket of ice water EA needed to stop being so extremely moronic with live service

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if this homie so ice cold...u say he so cold but i don see it...if he so cold...why he white?

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not worried about Dreadwolf because we'll all be long dead by the time it (and GTA6) finally releases.

    Remember the jokes about Duke Nukem Forever and its dev cycle?
    Who'd a thought that game was a foreshadowing of what was to come.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Inquisition was such a shitshow. I dropped it when I realized I hate the entire cast save the short hair Templar chick

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    from what I remember the only female in Inquisition that wasn't ugly as frick was Leliana and she wasn't romanceable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like Cassandra, but that's because I have a fetish for boyish looking girls

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It felt like Cassandra was the only one they tried to make attractive. Or likeable.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Inquisition Morrigan was only as hot as she was because people shat on her early look
          They still cut out her breasts

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            back when gamers could actually shit on something enough for the devs to change it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I never got far enough to see her. I think I made it to Orlais before I realized I wasn't having fun.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Shame, everything involving her is the only good section of the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like the Spaniard ambassador chick

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >spaniard
        lmao implying that is not a street shitter

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eh,
        She's not hideous but she's definitely "third string chick you go after the hotter ones rejected you in a party"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          b***h pissin on big spits fat whip

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the women look like trannies

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            just your average indian woman

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >third string
          2nd string
          Her and Cassandra are the only straight male romances in game

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dis homie shipping shits on splits lips

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >2nd string
            Only if she has a thick brown ass
            As this is unconfirmed, she shall remain 3rd string

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the frick are you on about
              2nd string meaning she's the reserve for when you cant romance Cassandra
              You can ONLY romance Cassandra or Josephine.
              there is no third character to have a third string

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the frick are you on about
                Exactly what I wrote in my post, dumbass
                She's third string in level of attractiveness, the type you'd hit on a party after you already got rejected by the more attractive girls

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there can't be a third string if there isnt more than two fricking people
                are you moronic?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit, get some treatment for your autism

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Grim.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              DAI was such a fricking train wreck there were more homosexual romances available than straight ones

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hit nips, b***h slips in piss

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                go rob a convenience store Black person

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                clipped dicks piss on shit, split hips, b***h whipped on nip slips

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's the future of western game romance
                Either a single straight make option to make way for all the homosexualry or playersexuality
                You're not getting 3 straight romances anymore

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no, there were more straight romances than homosexual romances....the catch is just that you need to be a straight female, not a straight male

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How's the HRT going?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ?
                im not taking HRT
                Im not saying its a good thing either, but DAI was designed for straight women, that was the target demo they were aiming for

                thats pretty fricking gay
                IIRC the same men the women MC could romance were available for gays too

                josephine is bi
                cassandra is straight only (its funny cause all the lesbos wanted to romance her and not sera)
                meanwhile women get solas, cullen, blackwall, iron bull, and sera

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Im saying that most of the men the women got were bi

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no?
                solas, cullen, and blackwall are all straight only
                iron bull is the only man thats bi

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >played female mage warden in dao
                should i pityfrick him in inquisition or is his romance shit

                seras face turns me off

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                female mage warden in dao
                Gay.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                rips shits on lips, b***h quit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You know the rules
                I'll only accept that you're a woman if you post your failed driver's test/

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                b***h hits and dips, clips dicks n nips

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you will never be biggie smalls

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                never done it myself but he's an attractive enough fellow with a competent personality
                there's a line with him where he regrets being so harsh on the warden if she was a female mage, and also mentions being attracted to her, so I'd say go for it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cullen was deffo bi

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wrong

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if he was then his crush on the mage warden wouldnt have been genderlocked

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thats pretty fricking gay
                IIRC the same men the women MC could romance were available for gays too

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >She's not hideous
          homie, you blind!
          She's too ugly to assault.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She really isn't. Anora is too ugly to assault.
            The bald grey warden woman too

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >She really isn't.
              Alright, Sanjeep.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She's like Spanish or something

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Street shitter
                definitely not Spanish or a Med

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She's very obviously indian lol she doesn't even look like a brown spic

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                latinas dont look like that

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Actual Spanish. Not the Americanized hybrids.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Actual Spaniards are not brown
                Josephine is a street shitter

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno man. Southern Spain can get noticeably darker than anyone but the Greeks.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >She's like Spanish or something
                According to fricking who?
                Spain is not next to fricking Pakistan.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she is an eyesore
          cassandra over this rodent faced poojeeta any day of the week
          but honestly, just nobody

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m still mad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie, that's absolutely disgusting.
      From the thumbnail, it looks like that shooter from Denmark, rendered in the DA2 engine.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ayy he done pissin on the BIG SPIT!!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >From the thumbnail, it looks like that shooter from Denmark
        lmao
        she is not bad for DA standards

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >she is not bad for DA standards
          That's depressing to hear.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >denmark

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    b***h on spit b***h!

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i heard playing as an elf in inquisition makes the plot worse

    is it true? i don't play as a human unless i’m forced to it just feels boring.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good question
      DAI was barely tolerable enough for one playthrough, so I wouldnt know because I didnt replay it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if your an elf female who romances solas its not worse, but not better either. just different.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >solas

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fact the next game has Solas in, as well, in any capacity, is a huge deterrent for me.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hey, you get to beat up solas, that's something
          imagine dreadwolf is just that scene of you punching solas, but repeated throughout the game

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >hey, you get to beat up solas, that's something
            I'm not interested.
            I don't care about Solas, so I won't be joining.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that was hot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Makes it worse" is very strong since it's already shit, but the game was originally made just with a human player in mind and it shows, so there's a lot of times where the game tells your dalish elf things you should already know

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all women can be made hotter with long hair, see ME3 Ashley

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shit hips whips breasts, da b***h splits

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mod best girl to my tastes as she belongs to me and I own her
    Oh yeah, it's game time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like the lore version more

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the original was better
      this just looks like someone's Skyrim modded waifu

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tHe OrIgInAl
        Shut your ass up.

        >Is swamp witch
        >Has perfectly maintained and styled hair and eye brows

        Correct, cos she's my b***h and I take care of my prostitutes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is swamp witch
      >Has perfectly maintained and styled hair and eye brows

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do game devs love making women ugly on purpose. what the frick is wrong with them? this has to be mental illness.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      b***h splits, dem shits, whips bits n hits!

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not even the greasiest character in the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but she's a Black person so it's assumed she's going to be default greasy.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the frick are you playing this garbage?

    only low-key rainbow beta homosexuals played anything besides DA:O

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought I'd hate this ugly little shite but she ended up being my bestie

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The gay/lesbian romances are better in DAI even if you're straight.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain why some Black person is spamming nonsense ITT?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because jannies suck and they'd rather spend their time deleting slightly off topic threads and banning users for racism than actual cleaning up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      aint spam son it poetry

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trespasser was God tier Bioware.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only if that god is some really mediocre deity

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's better than anything Bioware has made since ME2

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Going Warrior in Origins
    What should i go with in 2 and Inquisition? I know Mage in 2 changes the siblings but idk if it actually has any relevance to the story

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't change the story that much, but Hawke being a mage fits the story the best.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play a non-mage in 2 and get the mod that let's your sister keep her intro costume. That's two big differences to the story right there.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, about Dragon Age: Dreadwolf...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't heard anything about it tbh
      I know it got rebooted twice but nothing past that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't heard anything about it tbh
      I know it got rebooted twice but nothing past that

      we had a whole probably LARP in the middle of the thread about Dreadwolf bros
      we'll probably get news at the summer games fest

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i she had green skin and was a bit shorter, i would waifu the shit out of her, and thats the only nice thing i can say about her.

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got a mod that has her permanently covered with a massive wad of spunk and it really drove home the brilliant characterization from Bioware

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let go, dudes. old bioware employees won't come back to miraculously make another DA:O. It's over

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Play as elf
    >Also mage
    >Sera constantly shits on elves despite being one
    >Romance her because why not
    >Gets worse
    >Drink from Well of Sorrows
    >Sera dumps the Inquisitor because she insists they are possessed now
    The only good content with her is the lines where Solas dupes her into second guessing her mindset

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the biggest irony about DA:I is that even its woke content was infinitely better written than what corporations are pushing now with DEI and ESG

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone that actually played this shit needs to kys themselves

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dragon fights were kino, frick off

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did someone cum on her face?

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    From the thumbnail her left strap looks like a string of snot coming from her greasy face.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick her really really bad. Why am I like this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The wiener wants what the wiener wants. Simple as.

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